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>> No.22774568

Here's a sick lifehack
Kill yourself and they'll graduate from Hololive, it's like magic

>> No.22774578

>>22774528
when they get a passing grade on their respective major thesis. So Kiara in about two years and Mori never.

>> No.22774691

>thinking Kiara would ever graduate
Only way shes getting out of Hololive is if something happens to get her terminated like green whore.

>> No.22774859

>>22774528
When you graduate from your life

>> No.22774946

>>22774691
Or if Reine abducts her.
Indo lesbian sex dungeon arc for Kiara...

>> No.22775055

>>22774528
They can stay.
The one who needs to graduate is Gura.

>> No.22775268

>>22774528
cuckbeat deflection thread

>> No.22775325

>>22774946
H-hot

>> No.22775470

Whether you like it or not, they’re the most successful ENs so unless a Type 7 yab happens, they’re never leaving.

>> No.22775496

>>22774528
>roping kiara in with m*ri
cuckbeat cope thread, no one hates kiara anymore, mori is the only enemy

>> No.22775507

I don't mind the left one staying but please get rid off that whore on the right by any means necessary.

>> No.22775599
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22775599

She just needs to be caught with a little green something and then every single mention of her would go away overnight.

>> No.22775696
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22775696

>>22774528
>wants kiara to graduate
Were you in a coma since late 2020 to early 2021?

>> No.22775730

>Kiara is still carrying the EN branch despite having a lighter schedule.
https://vtuber-ch.com/ranking3/?gname=%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%83%A9%E3%82%A4%E3%83%96ALL
Only EN in the top 20. What a fucking joke.

>> No.22775826

what happened now?

>> No.22775836

>>22774528
>>22775268
>>22775496
Jesus what yab did Mori do this time?
>inb4 OW fiasco
I meant an ACTUAL yab

>> No.22775943

>>22775826
>>22775836
>no new ip
cuckbeat samefags are too obvious

>> No.22776001
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22776001

>>22775943
Take your medicine

>> No.22776376

>>22774691
>doesn't drink alcohol
>doesn't do drugs
>doesn't do relationships
>genuinely loves her fans
>refuses to engage in internet drama
>refuses to associate with e-celebs
>refuses to do anything that could even remotely jeopardize her Hololive career
The probability of Kiara getting herself terminated is precisely 0.00%.

>> No.22776471

>>22776376
Anon...

>> No.22776513
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22776513

>>22774528
never
8

>> No.22776592

>>22774528
Mori: when she is able to negotiate a record deal outside of hololive/her contract is up
Kiara: heat death of the universe

>> No.22776601

>>22776471
Do you need me to repeat that for you? Okay. The probability of Kiara getting herself terminated is precisely 0.00%.

>> No.22776655

>>22776376

Anon she loves talking to e-celebs. She is one too. A minor one but is one.

>> No.22776680

>>22776513
Loooooool you got a 3 and now you're coping

>> No.22777032

>>22774691
>>22776376
Kiara graduating would be an act of God at this point

>> No.22777317

>>22776655
>Anon she loves talking to e-celebs.
Vtubers and e-celebs are two different things, Anon. Kiara likes sending cute tweets to other female vtubers but she does not associate with e-celebs. She only did it once during the sponsored Shadowverse tournament and never again.

>> No.22777360

>>22774578
Kiara literally only got her GED last week.

>> No.22779408

>>22777360
fucking WHAT

>> No.22779482

>>22777360
>>22779408
the GED is an american invention you fucking morons

>> No.22779684

https://youtu.be/xR3u2yRRzkw

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22779887

>>22774568
Actually a good advice for OP kek

>> No.22779928

You have to stop falling for the bait niggers.

>> No.22780429

>>22775730
>carrying
>top 1 pink cat
Wtf is this " carry " ????

>> No.22780549

>>22779408
Whatever the German equivalent is, basically a certificate of having finished what counts as high school there. Kiara was a dropout courtesy of flying out to Japan to try and be an idol when she was like, 16 or something. Her life story is ridiculous.

>> No.22780669

>>22775470
>they’re the most successful ENs
Isn't Kiara the least subbed in Myth?

>> No.22781222

>>22776376
>doesn't do relationships
It is illegal on this board for me to rebuke this one
>genuinely loves her fans
Yeah just like Rushia
>refuses to engage in internet drama
She regularly numberfags and has the social awareness of a horny dolphin
>refuses to associate with e-celebs
Shadoverse
>refuses to do anything that could even remotely jeopardize her Hololive career
You act like it'd have to be intentional

>> No.22781806

>>22776001
nice edit samefag cuckbeat

>> No.22781875

>>22780549
Peak woman moment

>> No.22781952

>>22781222
>1st point
Do it pussy, I want the deets

>> No.22782752

>includes kiara so that cuckbeats don't just hit you with mori's success

>> No.22782971

>>22777360
As a deadbeat I still have more confidence Kiara could complete college than Mori.

>> No.22783136

>>22782971
She has a masters degree in art and animation man. This isn’t even doxx she’s flat out talked about it on stream.

>> No.22783315

>>22783136
Well now I feel awful for doubting her even as a joke. I did know she went to college at least but I didn't think she got her full masters. TFW she will never get a doctorate in art and animation if only so she can go by 'Dr. Death'!

>> No.22783473

>>22781222
>It is illegal on this board for me to rebuke this one
She intentionally chooses to be a foreveralone cat lady. The real reason you can't rebuke her boyfriend-free status is because rebuking it is impossible, even if it weren't against the rules.
>Yeah just like Rushia
Nothing like Rushia. She never tries to scam KFP into thinking she's their actual girlfriend.
>She regularly numberfags
No she doesn't.
>horny dolphin
Horny chicken. Get it right.
>Shadoverse
One sponsored stream a long time ago doesn't count.
>You act like it'd have to be intentional
She knows what her contract says and she'd never breach it intentionally or otherwise.

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22783973

>>22783473
This is the type of schizo whiteknighting that I wanna see

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22784127

>>22774528
>You know the song by Kiara, "Calli I Love You" right
>About that girl who could'a saved that other girl with marriage
>But didn't, then Calli saw it all, then at a a stream she brap her?
>That's kinda how this is, you could a rescued me from cucking
>Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers of lean, I'm drowsy
>And all I wanted was a lousy discord message or a call
>I hope you know I posted all your yab on /vt/ wall

>> No.22784570

>>22780549
Ridiculously based you mean. Bitch became the otaku queen and is now a millionaire working as an anime girl. She's truly inspiring.

>> No.22785637

>>22780549
>>Her life story is ridiculous.
This. Her early life is a literal jewood tier tv series. Unironically plot armor levels of bullshittery that it could be labeled as reddit capeshit
>young and socially impaired german girl is into japanese idols
>family consists of a based gamer mom, non existant dad, edgy brother, and a roastie sister
>drops out of hs to fly to japan without parent intervention
>learns and understands jap in under a year due to autism alone
>teenage idol career goes nowhere even though she was a white woman
>gets fired from job because she was getting old
>is now earning literal peanuts
>does jobs that would put me in a vacation if I name them just to make ends meet
>apparently hasnt offed herself yet from the overall shit shes getting from her life
>tries to come back from idolshit
>chink virus happens
>literally back to square one
>vtubers and hololive is exploding because of that said chink virus
>fuck it try to join as a last resort
>yfw you got in and you were the first people to get in
>yfw hololive turned your life around
>youre now a pseudo milionaire with thousands of fans and supporters
>get to perform on a stage with thousands of people watching
>now lives as a hedonist
>the people that once screwed you over are now history and is gone from your life

>> No.22785746

>>22774568
Mori will be there waiting to greet you with her latest mixtape when you die

>> No.22785824

>>22785746
Nah Mori says she doesnt handle "line cutters", OP is gonna get earfuls of C-MAN

>> No.22786136

>>22785824
Is that meant to be discouraging? Who wouldn’t love a fresh load of C-MAN

>> No.22790416

>>22785637
>now lives as a hedonist
Sauce?

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22790732

>>22784127

>> No.22790780

>>22774528
they are waiting for your funeral, and your parents funeral, and your relatives, and your friends, and your neighbors, and your pet, and your major, your governor, your king, your god and waiting for your very existence to be erased from every timeline.
So, why don't you start dying anon?

>> No.22792078

>>22790416
single woman with money and attention. do the math

>> No.22792196

>>22775836
You must be retarded to not realize that hololive is just a tool for networking for her, as soon as she sees decent success on her personal projects she's ditching hololive.

>> No.22792313

>>22792196
what anon is saying is that we need to help spearhead her non-hololive success so she'll fucking leave

>> No.22792335

>>22783136
Ah yes the 2 more useless masters you could ever get, need i remind you that the majority of veterans in art and animations are actually self taught? Having a master on those is like having a master on taking out trash.

>> No.22792802

Every time u make one of these threads, the answer gets pushed back 6 months

>> No.22796860

>>22785637
She deserves that. I mean she lives in constant pain and seems to be miserable in her past life. Now she has friends and money and actually an audience.

Also
>gets fired from job because she was getting too old

Japan idol industry strikes again. Vtubing is a life safer because a girl like Marine can still be an idol even when she's 17 season 2.

>> No.22796970

>>22792196
>Implying people want to see a fatass whitey rapping on stage
People prefer the pink haired anime girl to sing on stage and Mori knew it. She won't step down just to compete with human face. She's not as powerful as Eminem

>> No.22797040

>>22780669
She brings in a lot of money

>> No.22797148

>>22785746
a fate worst than death

>> No.22797192

>>22790416
she's going to the maldives to hook up with a fat indonesian princess, then coming back in time to receive Ame and Mumei and fuck their brains out

>> No.22797401

>>22785637
that woman is a piece of metal, yeah.

>> No.22797440

>>22774568
FPBP

>> No.22798130

>>22797192
Yikes, I wouldnt fuck a fat princess

>> No.22798278

>>22798130
I thought I wouldn't, but your mom is a special woman

>> No.22798320

>>22798278
Ooh, burn

>> No.22798508

>>22797192
Mumei is Guwa's now I don't think Kiawa wanna cross the shark

>> No.22798727

>>22798508
>Guwa
>Kiawa
What is this retard speak

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