/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General

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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - Dead Threads forever

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on holding of coins that represent the members of Hololive and some of their mamas.
This is a fake stock market game meant for FUN, not a real stock market (cryptofags will not be happy here either, no real money involved, NO you won't get better at stocks from this).

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/
Research 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w3i1aVw92E

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/edit?usp=sharing
"Real Oshiboard" spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/edit?usp=sharing
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm
Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ou-iTo4fF9YcPWKZZtqsG-SjUJDWBJ20Wxrrwc2-he8/edit?usp=sharing
Returns Report temporary archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
Aggie. Come draw, all skill levels are welcome: https://aggie.io/cgcows3hns

Mikochad's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/edit?usp=sharing

Previous thread: >>22625005

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>Research 4

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Thread question : What kind of money sinks besides gacha would you like to see added in the future? Casino? Tycoons?

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>>22717828
Marriage certificates

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>>22717828
I want to buy other players and shares in other players.

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>>22717828
Head to head coinflips between two users that is taxed.

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>>22714353

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Would anyone be interested in a guide on how to run nasfaq on a VPS? Basically you'd be running your browser on a remote server rented from a VPS company. The costs of those are usually around 2.50-5 USD a month for what we need, and it's accessible from any device that can run a VNC client. This isn't a haaton sheet or a special bot, you'd be running the full normal nasfaq site on there.
I've been working on doing that for myself, and if there's enough interest then I could write up a guide.

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>>22718853
>2.50-5 USD a month
im too poor for that sorry

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>>22718853
I already know how to get that rolling and tried it out but perhaps someone else would benefit.

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>>22718503
where's the music?

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>>22718009
No.

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>>22719597
I try to make it match whatever got the last post. Barring that, I look for something in the word cloud itself. Couldn't think of anything for either.

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>>22719608
Yes!

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>>22718503
>both mori$ and rushia$ showed up
smart fandead is too strong...

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>>22719856
Make it Polka music because of all the clowns.

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>>22720025
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>22717828
pvp mahjong

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>>22720417
no

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>>22720417
Yes

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>>22717828
yes i would like to play fish tycoon on nasfaq thank you

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why the fuck is Suzie privating and republishing her videos? Is her account getting fucked by Susan Wojak or something?

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>>22720378
You cannot stop me.

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>>22720736
retard

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>>22720736
Susan's seasonal bipolar disorder is flaring up. Can't decide if Sui-chan is a music channel or not.

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>>22720748
I can and will!

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>>22720827
no need to be mad, hoshiyomi

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Like a botl from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 66.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 22,943,730, a 0.76% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 352,980. There are 25 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 2,224,413 shares, or 9.7% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 46,573 shares, or 0.2% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 50):
>Zeta :: +6%
>Ollie :: +5.8%
>Reine :: +4.9%
>Luna :: +4.6%
>Botan :: +4.5%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 15):
>Aqua :: -6%
>Nana :: -3.8%
>Aki :: -3.5%
>Ui :: -2.9%
>Iroha :: -1.1%

1 coin (Lui) had a net 0% change in volume today.
32 other coins had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $191,742.22, which is an increase of 3.05% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $535,703,401,575.33, which is an increase of 5.14% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $23,348.58. A total of 16 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $61,595,286,129.54 in total market value, or 11.5% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $405,083,814.41 in total market value, or 0.08% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 42):
>Noel :: +40.2%
>Hololive :: +32.1%
>Ina'nis :: +23.5%
>IRyS :: +21.5%
>Roboco :: +21.3%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 23):
>Iroha :: -27.3%
>Amelia :: -25.7%
>Botan :: -22.6%
>Choco :: -21.6%
>Zeta :: -14.4%

24 coins had a sub-4.5% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $610,863,522, which is an increase of 203.46% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $598,478,015.18 today, an increase of 13.8% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 19):
>Aki :: +11.1%
>Suisei :: +4.4%
>Ina'nis :: +3.4%
>Polka :: +2.7%
>Ayamy :: +2.4%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>9 coins (Civia, Rushia, Coco, Baelz, Subaru, Kanata, Kanaeru, Matsuri, Watame) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>1 coin (Ui) adjusted red, but is still trending downwards.
>7 coins (Marine, Nene, Sora, Pekora, Polka, Pochimaru, Chloe) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>48 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Botan :: $614.12 Up
>Aqua :: $514.97 Down
>Amelia :: $488.64 Up
>Gura :: $435.87 Up
>Hololive :: $399.46 Down

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Ui :: $0.84 Down
>Pochimaru :: $3.31 Up
>Matsuri :: $3.34 Up
>Kovalskia :: $3.91 Down
>Nana :: $4.10 Down

Overall Average movement was $53.02 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $114.43 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$107.33 per hour.

Volume is getting so ridiculous that 1/3 to 1/2 of the coins are now moving at sub-1% each day. I may have to close the gap or eliminate the sub-1% metric. Let me know if you have any ideas on what you might like to see, if anything. I know that some of this stuff is really boring day-to-day, since most market movement is glacial in nature.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

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>>22720894
Can it wait until tomorrow? I need my beauty sleep.

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>>22721203
Sure it can, I'll see you tomorrow

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How do I contact smart fandead?

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>>22721857
Follow after me
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>>22722045
i

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>>22722084
g

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>>22722124
g

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>>22722157
b

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>>22718853
Do it. I'm willing to do so at this point

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>>22721005
Maybe it's time to make this weekly + monthly report. We got your spreadsheet for the dailies anyways if people actually wants to see it

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>>22721005
Why does it feel like Mori shares are growing faster and faster when it really shouldn't be the case since we are still limited to x10? At 2.2M currently, yet if feels like the 2M mark happened not too long ago.

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>>22723167
Mori's volume is really funny to me, the distance between Mori (highest volume coin) and Miko (second highest volume) is 1.3 million, she is on a completely different level of volume, you could destroy half of the Mori coins in the game and she'd still be first, no clue on how to answer your question, I'm not BBB, just wanted to point that out

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>>22723167
Because Mori meta is actually real. Most players buy her every single day

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test

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>>22725960
test successful

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>>22726094
Sir this is hololive territory, we dont take kind to your folk here.

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>>22726316
You can't say that while posting Zombie Land Saga

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>>22726316
What are you gonna do about it?

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>>22723167
She just had a few red days in a row, so it's a bit distorted, but it's definitely a problem. And if Susan ever takes her fucking meds, Suisei will undoubtedly join Mori in that. Sora doesn't have the views to pull the wild swings that Mori does, but Suisei can. She's still not an EOP-friendly streamer, so her streams won't hit as hard as Mori's do when they get Susan'd, but she does concerts and karaokes regularly, and her music releases get a kafrillion views on day 1.

The music channel meta needs solved while it's still just Mori.

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>>22727583
but...it's the only exciting thing that we have...killing this meta will make the market stale af. dont kill all the fun please

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please watch my cute wife towa but never buy her
https://youtu.be/ukYXQjYZQe0

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>>22728516
You're thinking about this all wrong. The holos themselves keep the market from going stale. The whole point of the game is to follow the holos and buy/sell according to their streams. Big events, VOD deletion, and other things like that should be enough to keep the game interesting. Although it does get a bit depressing when everybody has a large stack of every single coin, slashing of zeroes when honk?

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>>22729120
that is true. it should be like that. but these
>Big events, VOD deletion, and other things
in our current state doesn't mean anything now. i literally just watch my oshi, no reps and just buy and never sell, have a huge tax investment and it never affects anything. also im more concerned on my brain chemicals going the happy route than balancing the game and my brain wants harsher reds/greens. i think 30k up/down should be a standard at this point.

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>people talking last thread about how the current season is "stacked" because of one or two shows when next season has SAMIDARE, isekai ojisan and hataraku maou-sama
One of these is the biggest potential for anime of the decade even

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Hello reset schizo here, reset when?

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>>22729435
You're not wrong, selling isn't anywhere near as profitable as it used to be and neither is information gathering. I've got suggestions, but I see the faults in them and they've been argued for and against time and time again. Sadly, there doesn't seem to be much that can be done.
I don't see the 'Mori meta' as interesting, not at all.

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Can someone tell me why roboco is a 22k coin? The total views on her last vod is less than her price right now.

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>>22729872
ah let me just reiterate my stand about the mori meta, i dont like it. i will never defend it because its honestly stupid. but it's the only thing that we have to a market variable aint that sad that people cares to play around with. I am 100% ok with killing the music channel meta as long as we "replace" it with something exciting that makes me do some reps again like a 100k up/down.

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>>22729816
Reset would actually be WORSE than usual right now, because the music meta would ensure that everyone invests in the same 3 coins.
You HAVE to solve the music channel meta before you can make any other big changes, or the big change has to be one that invalidates or suppresses the music channel meta.

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>>22730381
Yeah, what was that one suggestion that fixed the Mori meta by making mamacoins way better than everything else?
I feel like that would fix literally everything and have no downsides whatsoever. Like, objectively the best possible move.
We should totally do that.

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>>22731669
?????? music meta does nothing for trading or wallet inflation, it's almost entirely a div play, if we reset tomorrow buying mori/suisei any time other than friday would be retarded having said that, without the big money to pump them up so they just flatline every other day they might start to brap up again too

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-=-=- <01> -=-=-

Welcome to the first edition of Helpful Advice Guru: Tips, Information and Trading Secrets! Hopefully some of the following will help you improve your trading, and make you climb in that sweet, sweet Trading Report (>>22651258).

These past few weeks the market has seen a recession causing many traders to miss on some opportunities later in the week due to insufficient liquid. Are you too running out of liquid, Anon? Allow me to introduce you to some secret technique from real life: it goes by the name of "Dollar-Cost Averaging", though you may as well call it "Thinking More Than 24 Hours Ahead".
Then main idea here is dividing your dividends by 7 and striving to spend no more than that amount each day. If you set a specific amount of liquid to be spent each day, you're never going to run out of liquid. Sounds too stupid? That's cause it is! I won't blame you if you find it hard to believe me, I wouldn't believe myself either. Maybe you'll like it more if I give you a serious looking webpage saying the same thing using fancier words https://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/dollarcostaveraging.asp
And to think such a simple thing can have such a huge effect... This technique has been at the core of my trading strategy since the very beginning. I'm sure you'll find some use for it too. For more advanced traders, you would do well to remember that you need not spend all the allotted money each day: you should just carry it over to the next day.
Now, a quick FAQ:
>Wouldn't I be missing on some deals if I did that?
Yes, you would.
>Wait- Why would I do it then?
Because you're lazy and cannot predict the future: there may be an even better deal tomorrow. Statistically you'll end up doing better. "Time in the market beats timing the market" or something like that.
>Should I do the same for the cycles in each day?
No. Short answer: Not all cycles are created equal.
>Post your wallet?
What? You don't trust anonymous walls of text, Anon? NGMI in a thousand years.

And with that, our first piece of advice concludes. I hope you found it useful. Keep in tune for the next issue of Helpful Advice Guru: Tips, Information and Trading Secrets! Due for publication whenever I feel like it.

None of this is financial advice, some of it is FUD, and all of it was revealed to me in a dream.

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>>22733970
seggs?

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>>22733970
>Then main idea here is dividing your dividends by 7 and striving to spend no more than that amount each day
... people don't already do this?

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>>22734128
made for
>>22734213
You'd be surprised

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>>22734213
I make so little in divvies that dividing it by 7 would give me under 100K per day. I just buy coins at values near the floor and flip it for profit or hold it for divvy day.

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>>22734213
I only get around 23m in divvies, dividing it by 7 will only give me around 3.8m, I spend that much in 20 cycles

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>>22734355
At your net worth, you can get enough money for whatever you want to do by selling a couple coins, but as you see your assets increase you'll start to find it harder to raise funds in a red day. It is probably too early for you yet, but you may find it useful in the future, so try to remember it, Anon.
>>22734500
Back when I made around that much in divvies, I'd just trade for the first 20 cycles after adjustments and then I'd set my trades to something that netted zero for the rest of the day. Maybe I'd trade for a few more cycles if I was certain I was to sell those coins by the end of the day. Also, you may be spending too much as well, beware of excessive multicoin!

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>>22733970
In addition to what Botanposter said here, I would keep in mind that some days are more prone to red/greens so allocate accordingly. Wednesdays (and tues/thurs) are typically red so try to allocate more funding for then. Weekends and Mondays are more likely to be green or crab so spend less money then. Remember in a non-deflation meta coins are usually overbought on Fridays so sell after divs hit!

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Since people seem to be paying attention: Does anyone actually care for English dub audio for Konosuba S2 this weekend? I do already have it, but it'd take extra work that I won't bother to do if nobody wants it.
Both clowns that made both releases I checked didn't fucking sync it properly. If they were a frame or less off with DTS-HD/TrueHD audio I'd understand (not many with the tools to edit them, and you're limited in how much you can adjust sync because of their own "frame" sizes) but one encoded to FLAC from the BD. Fucking line them up in Audacity and insert silence, sync to the OP. You've no excuse not to get sample-perfect sync, you wanker, it took ~10 seconds to actually line up. The other threw the dub CR audio in a separate folder without checking shit...
t. frame perfect sync with frankenstein encodes in ye olde days feat. JP video, one track DTS-HD JP audio sourced from an RU BD, one dub track Dolby TrueHD from an EN BD

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>>22735912
>English dub
no thanks

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>>22735989
I figured, just checking. Thanks.

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>>22735912
>English dub

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Hello, Mystery Heimin here (as I guess I'll let myself be called)! I just wanted to post about my personal milestone of reaching 500k networth(is that what we call it?) I know it's rather small, but I am a bit proud of it anyway. I started this with no expectations, so even getting to 500k makes me happy. I've also grown to rather enjoy the threads, and am glad that I decided to post that one fateful day. I might buy an auction pass now so I can siphon richfag money from the free collectibles I acquired.
Here's hoping to even more success in the future!
I waited all day until I was over 500k...

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>>22737923
Congratulations!! Keep up the grind!

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>>22737923
Congratulations Heimin!

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>>22737898
>>22736014
>just checking
If we were watching something with a decent dub like Cowboy Bebop or SpaceDandy I wouldn't even ask and you'd get the dub anyways.

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Susan you bitch make up your mind.

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>>22738735
cowboy bebop's dub wasn't decent

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>>22737923
Omedetou, good luck on your future goals

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>>22738987
If your answer to "name a decent dub" is "none" then I understand. Might be rose colored glasses, uh, earbuds, was one of the first anime I watched.

>>22737923
Did you join pre or post anniversary dollar bills? That's easily +$100m networth.

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night, /nasfaq/!

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Is Mikofag intentionally crabbing his wallet to stay at #35? Dangerously based.

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>>22738960
Someone's doing this on purpose at this point.

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Anyone has a peko bill duplicate?

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Imagine being THE worst pink haired v-tuber.
You had all the buffs

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>>22737970
>>22738212
>>22739083
Thank you all very much! I really appreciate it, truly.
>>22739111
Pre! I am debating whether or not I want to get any more personal goals before auctioning for ez cash, though. On one hand, ez money. On the other, the sense of accomplishment...!

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>>22740365
You'll get more than anyone outside of the Top 100 earns in divs. If you decide to do it, make it Saturday morning so you can feasibly spend it.

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>>22740365
Thank you for documenting your journey here, it's lovely to see a new player be so enthusiastic about the game, especially one that plays Mahjong!
I recommend that you first reach $1m net worth before you skip milestones, since it's such a big one. Good luck to you, I'll be rooting for you from up here. Ganbare!

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>>22734213
I just buy red sell green and pray my divvies last the week

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>>22739308
Yeah being koyori must suck

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>>22739111
>Name a decent dub
Cromartie Highscho

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>>22739308
Agreed, Nyanners really is a piece of shit

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>>22739308
God I hate Mori, she is a no talent, no effort lazy alcoholic bum.

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God I hate Ayame, she is a no talent, no effort lazy sex-addicted whore.

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>>22740578
Boy that is a lot.
>>22740749
Yeah that was what I was leaning towards. I'm happy to talk about it and it seemed like anons were happy to listen so I kinda ended up documenting my journey as you said. It's been pretty fun.
mahjong tanoshii

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>>22741179
She is my whore, once I drug her and fucked her for hours she can't think anything than my dick.
Currently she is sucking the last drops of my sperm, and in a moment we will be going for round 12

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>>22733970

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>>22741189
please talk as much as you want, anything to stave off the gayposting and RP these threads keep devolving into.

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>>22742366

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>>22739283
post wallet and i might put one up for auction

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obligatory nigger post

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>>22740365
>personal goals vs ez money
go for goals all the way. auction money feels hollow. believe me. it's all about your personally accomplishing your goals, not getting boosted.

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>>22717828
holonations

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>>22744905
would be funny if holonations/risk did indeed get added to the game. btfo vtwbg

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>>22745054
>btfo
>implying we wouldn't just work it into the lores and run with it
We actually discussed whether the oshicoins should represent currency value, chuubanite power, or something else.

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>>22745054
>>22745970
nasfaq holonations is secretly the dark hand manipulating all of the holo territories, much like a certain (((people))) we're often compared to

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>>22733970
>T.I.T.S.
>Posts tits
You guys are alright sometimes.

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Good morning nasfaq!

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>>22717828
blackjack poker and hookers

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>>22717828
buffs. i can buy stuff to inflate my networth. like i can trade in my hats/trash items to boost certain coins artificially.

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>>22718853
You know what would be even better? a server-side trader, but until or if honkler ever adds it this could be a nice alternative to whoever is interested and can afford it please honk I need a server-side trader

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>>22747105
stop begging for a server side trader. honk will never add it because he uses us to mine crypto

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You know at one point I considered joining you guys game and trying to have the most of my oshi. Then I looked at the market valuation and realised my oshi is 10% of the market by herself. What the fuck?

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>>22717828
I maintain that NASFAQ Kart should still be a thing. Mostly completely harmless stuff like swapping colors or making every icon Towa. I understand it might be difficult to do, but that's the hill I've chosen to die on.

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>>22747165
deadbeat....

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>>22747165
The rich just get richer deadbeat, you're not gonna climb. Just do like me a buy mori whenever your dividends drop.

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>>22747251
reading comprehension-chama...

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ohhhh i need to shit

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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 15)
>Pekora :: $6,834.21
>Marine :: $6,398.06
>Moona :: $3,517.37

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 50)
>Aqua :: -$31,863.06
>Ayame :: -$13,575.97
>Calliope :: -$12,951.60

Overall Average Adjustment is -$2,494.61
Average Upward Adjustment is $1,856.61
Average Downward Adjustment is -$3,799.98

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and try not to burn through all of your liquid in one day. It's still Tuesday.

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i love red days bros

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>>22748202
it's all we get anymore

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what the fuck is this adjustment

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>>22748291
bogration

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ideal

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how do i escape from this

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>>22748705
avarice

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>>22748729
false

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towa

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>>22748705

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>>22748705
oooh cute retarded bibi

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is this how a market roping looks like?

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Ohhhhhh I have to go cum

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>>22749000
Nice numbers.

Let's play a game... 6 letter word.
Only 1 letter per anon reply, no guessing the whole word!

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Before and after Rushia

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>>22749187
No guessing the whole word*

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>>22749187
a

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>>22749187
E

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>>22749187
I

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>>22749187
o

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>>22749187
n

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>>22749367
>>22749350
>>22749281
>>22749266
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>>22749413
g

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>>22749442

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>>22749478
y

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>>22749478
z

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>>22749478
l

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>>22749478
that's not how you spell nigger you fucking retard

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>>22749478
b

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nasfags you told me Mori was easy mode and now I'm broke, what the fuck?

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>>22749550
>>22749525
>>22749500
Good job anons you did it!!!

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>>22749625
Buy more Mori

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>>22749651
I literally cannot buy any more Mori.

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>>22749686
skill issue

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>Honk got tired of everyone buying Mori
>Crashed the market to force everyone to stop buying due to sheer red.

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I'm a newfag, I'd like to know, what is it about Moricoin that makes her such a dramatic presence in the stock market?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22749808
her consistency to swing hard on both directions + good dividends. essentially a good coin whatever playstyle you have

[Anonymous No.]

>>22749737
I'm tired I'm tired I'm fucking tired of trying to weather this series of [MV] Red - Calliope Mori #HololiveEnglish #HoloMyth

[Anonymous No.]

>>22749861
Ah, a reflection of the squatting effect, I see. Makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22749808
She's just a better oshi than every other Holo, and therefore the most valuable coin.
As we all know, the value of a nasfaq coin directly correlated to how good a Holo is, objectively speaking.

[Anonymous No.]

i firmly believe that honk secretly re-enabled >>22749908
sorry i lied. this is the real reason why people buy moririn kawaiiope
>>22749911

[Anonymous No.]

>>22749911
Based deadbeat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22749808
The Youtube API is retarded, so it will semi-arbitrarily deny her views, but add them in the next day. This results in a fairly routine cycle of her dipping low and then rising high due to getting no views for 1+ days, then 2+ days' worth of views the next. With how dividends work (and the fact that she actually DOES do decent in the views market thanks to music streams counting as views for her), she routinely is one of the top 5 dividend performers, with only Hololive consistently beating her out.
This makes Mori the ultimate coin in most categories. You can profit off of trading her reliably, you can hold her for dividends, and people will always buy her so even if you do nothing you're still increasing your networth via inflation. The only thing she's not great for is oshicoining, which is because oshicoining is best done on a low-profile coin where you can control a significant market share yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22749955
>re-enabled
bogration. mori killed my braincells

[Anonymous No.]

>>22750013
Well anon, you know what they say, you can't choose who you oshicoin.
brb gonna spend millions in dividends on Mori.

[Anonymous No.]

there are people in this thread that post to not buy towa but are actively buying towa

[Anonymous No.]

>>22750091
yeah, me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22750091
ye-yeah. im definitely not buying towa x10 right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>22750091
I buy Towa because she's my oshi. You're not allowed to buy Towa because she's a shitcoin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22750091

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, there is more than one Towa fan here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22750198
everyone masks their love for towa with shitposting against her. everyones a towa fan

[Anonymous No.]

>>22750198
All me.

[Anonymous No.]

Deadbeats paying honk to manipulate their oshi price so they can farm money from her and pump more into her

[Anonymous No.]

>>22750198
There are atleast 4 Towa fags in this thread actively.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22750198
oooh towa.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm buying towa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22750198
I have unironically been spreading FUD against towa since last year to make sure her price stays low and I can keep hoarding her for myself.

[Anonymous No.]

Deadbeats paying honk to manipulate their oshi price so they can farm money from her and pump more into her

wrong sound file kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>22750353
Tower aren’t you supposed to be in the military right now

[Anonymous No.]

Towa Towa towa Towa Towa towa towa Towa towa towa Towa towa towa Towa Towa Towa

[Anonymous No.]

>>22750370
They gave me access to my phone now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22750366
It still slapped

[Anonymous No.]

towa is the most important vtuber

[Anonymous No.]

>>22734213
Balls deep 10x into any red and whenever I feel liquid is fading I just sell more Calli per Cycle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22750437
towa is the most pregnant vtuber
FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

would anyone be interested in buying my irys cosplay pics

[Anonymous No.]

>>22750460
fuck off retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>22750427
do a super chat right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>22750467
with nasfaq money? sure. real money? off yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>22750519
nasfaq money

[Anonymous No.]

>>22750467
Are you hot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22750460

[Anonymous No.]

>Market Averages are coming down.
Exqueseme?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22750526
how much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22750527
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>22750553
overbought on every coin like mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>22750460

[Anonymous No.]

>>22750566
$150 million for each pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>22750538
>>22750600
Never have I seen a preggo Holo image that looked good

[Anonymous No.]

>>22750622
I have 1 million. Can you give me a friend price?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22739211
I claim to do whenever it fits, I had a hard time during mass suicides in the top 20 because I found myself at 27 suddenly, 10xing mikochi fixed that. 10xing mikochi fixes all of my problems. It just routinely gets ruined by deadbets doing jumping jacks on the leaderboard thanks to their meme coin being fluid

[Anonymous No.]

>>22750646
how about only feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>22750641
it’s because most are photoshopped or done by a shit artist which is to be expected for a shitty fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>22750699
>fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>22750622
I hope you at least have some good fucking thighs and ass that you price yourself that big

[Anonymous No.]

>>22750622
150 million and you're not even hot? I could probably shitpost here until someone possibly a fandead post themselves cosplaying rushia

[Anonymous No.]

>>22750641

[Anonymous No.]

Please be fucking bait. No one would actually prostitute their ugly femboy asshole for virtual money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22750622
100m take it or leave it

[Anonymous No.]

>>22750800
is it really surprising when a “cosplay thread” yesterday just turned into dudes masturbating to normal traps/femboys

[Anonymous No.]

>>22750687
For 1M? Deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22750891
sure let me just wait until mori pumps a bit so I can buy the auction license

[Anonymous No.]

>>22749808
mori oshi = easy mode

[Anonymous No.]

>>22750917
The femboy saga started over a week ago, and it's still ongoing.

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is a femboy saga

[Anonymous No.]

>>22751244
Google Smithy Femboy Saga and click the first youtube link

[Anonymous No.]

>>22750979
I will buy it for 150, but I need proof first
Send it to [造] Miyatsuko-Priestess Treasury

[Anonymous No.]

>>22751302

[Anonymous No.]

>>22751220
me on the right

[Anonymous No.]

>>22751302
You are gonna share it with the rest of the class afterwards right takobro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22750979
anon I'm a bussiness man I need proof I'll get the photos first and that it's actually you
>>22751302
fuck off I was first

[Anonymous No.]

Now someone should post a bait picture and make the thread start to be interesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>22751487
Give me a burner email and on the pics I'll send I'll hold up a timestamped card.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22751302
>Another one to the harem
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>22751575
is buying whores really considered adding to a supposed harem

[Anonymous No.]

haha funny devil number clap clap

[Anonymous No.]

>>22751654
nice peko

[Anonymous No.]

Please make sure to buy more Towa!

[Anonymous No.]

Aaaaaand this thread goes to the trash can

[Anonymous No.]

>>22751654
bery proud!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22751702
>[Deleted]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22751702
I knew kenzokus all looked like twinks

[Anonymous No.]

quick reverse image search says its from reddit. go kill yourself tranny wannabe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22751702
What the f


Already saved to the 4chan archive folder

[Anonymous No.]

>>22751654
Is this the Twap cycle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22751570
pics at hptreasury dot com

[Anonymous No.]

>>22751972
remember to share

[Anonymous No.]

>>22751972
sending my hairy cock and balls to priestess...

[Anonymous No.]

Wow guys alot of indepth game discussion huh.
>>22744905
Tell me more about this holonations idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22751936
its called harem running a script in his retirement to permanently buy towa 10x regardless of price

[Anonymous No.]

>>22752035
I REFUSE TO TAKE THE PILLS

I REFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE

[Anonymous No.]

>>22751972
why are you like this?

[Anonymous No.]

I wake up after a couple hours of sleep and people are trading femboy pics? What the fuck you guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>22752983
The value of money is dropping so far due to inflation that femboy pics are better

[Anonymous No.]

>>22753119
I see. Perhaps I should invest before I go bankrupt

[Anonymous No.]

zhonk, nasfaq femboy nfts when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22753119
Uooooooh I'm investinngggggggg

[Anonymous No.]

>>22753217
Avarice

[Anonymous No.]

>>22754108
No, Avarice doesn't have enough coins in his wallet to crab like that

[Anonymous No.]

"real oshiboard" has been updated.

add an item award for the anniversary event items; value is based on the number each bill had on it. the nene coin's value being the sum of each bill used to craft the item.

the leaderboard no longer counts awards, items, hats and phantom choco items.

changed the time the sheet auto updates to an hour earlier due it timing out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22754497
why am I not on the list?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22754657
because you do not exist.

[Anonymous No.]

I may have overslept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22750013
>people will always buy her so even if you do nothing you're still increasing your networth via inflation
Except she doesn't inflate at all because the bog-machine deemed it so. Money you tie up in Mori is money that explicitly won't inflate or inflates at such an astronomically low rate, that vs. other inflation coins, it might as well be 0%.
One of the deadbeats can probably explain it better, and I bet Tri has hard numbers on how having >50% of his net-worth tied up in pre-Bretton-Woods-coin is limiting his portfolio growth. One then has to decide if consistent 10%+ dividends outweighs minimal to no inflation. There are only two coins that get anywhere close to inflating 10%+/week, and that's Civia/Rushia. They also pay 0% in dividends. Tomato, tomatoe.
Also See: Sora
Future Also See: Suisei
everything else was on the money
>>22750917
>>22751220
A month ago I was complaining about the cosplay thread becoming a kigurumi thread. Slippery slope.
>>22751698
Omedetou

[Anonymous No.]

>>22754497
>the leaderboard no longer counts awards, items, hats and phantom choco items.
You cucked me you stinky treerat. What the fuck am I supposed to do with all these hats?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22752983
>>22754832
Go back to sleep, thread's gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22755096
I'm going to send priestess a picture of my cock first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22755096
No, I am going to watch anime and pretend that the homoeroticism in this thread doesn't exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>22755374
What if he will want more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22755464
Based. I'm going to try and wrangle 3+ years of scatterbrained file structure and find some old BDMV I ripped and never watched.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22755701
Nice, best of luck to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>22755701

[Anonymous No.]

>>22755969

[Anonymous No.]

>>22751702
>0 results on reverse search
isreal... based

[Anonymous No.]

>>22756362
anon, your search reps https://twitter.com/Natsuki_norausa/status/1229000887084843008

[Anonymous No.]

>>22756391
that's not the same image, though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22756059

[Anonymous No.]

>>22756560
No, no it isn't. Nobody should be allowed to post online for the first hour after they wake up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22756771
which means isreal...

[Anonymous No.]

>>22757157
Read the thread you dunce. It's a r*ddit repost

[Anonymous No.]

>>22750553
BRING BAck THE INFLATION DEVS I HATE THE BOGRATION

[Anonymous No.]

>>22757298
that's the false flag, it's actually oc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22721203
Ready when you are

[Anonymous No.]

>>22757736
At work stuck phoneposting, purease undastand onegai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22758209
Understood!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22754497
Where do these numbers come from? I don't wanna get inside the cunniboard

[Anonymous No.]

>>22758873
>not wanting cunny
ok now THAT'S gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>22758873
You lucky bastard, I'm stuck on the boobaboard. Can we trade places?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22721203
>beauty sleep
gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>22758873
>apple sauce on petite board
interesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>22759413
>interesting
Is it though?

[Anonymous No.]

IS THE FEMBOY REAL OR NOT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22758873
>I'm not even on this board
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>22759611
Fake. He was bara.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22759611
I don't know, anyways if you are reading this send the goods here >>22751972

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I was on the cunny board but I bet I'm on medium again
>not on any board

[Anonymous No.]

what is the update on this ship?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22762258
Wrecked

[Anonymous No.]

Damn, some coins fucking DROPPED. Thankfully none that I had bought except Towa... I should've listened.
What's even the cause of that anyway? Just correction for overvalued coins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22696823
Why not stop buying MORI$ x10 all the time then? It's not like you were always ahead of Cypher and at this point is not about skill you both have the money to keep buying forever, so it really doesn't matter, it isn't a real challenge or competition.
Someone once told me that the most important thing in this game is to make your own fun when I wanted to focus on making the best plays and was being told off since it wouldn't be sustainable at higher ranks, and I fully agree, you have people like BBB oshicoining blondes, that one anon that said he would start to oshicoin all the holo birds, people like H-san who just do gacha, others don't care about leaderboard climbing and just look at the trading section of the returns report, Jester in the past who only held POLKA$ and sold everything else at dividends (or at least that's what I understood from when I read the archives in the past), if you enjoy being a competitive player then why not just do that? There had been many times in the past where I didn't fully empty out my liquid for dividends because I just wanted to make optimal plays and crunch numbers, that's what I enjoyed, so I did that.
That aside, good luck with touching grass, hopefully everything goes well!
>>22733970
This is a very good idea! I have to say I'm surprised, isn't this just common sense? Having a spending target per day helps you with optimizing a lot, I'd like to think that most of the players already do this. But you said something that bothers me:
>and cannot predict the future
While this is true, there is a lot of information from last week that will carry over and help you during the next one! On a smaller scale and short-term, why does everyone know to sell HOLO$ on Monday and buy during Tuesday? Well, pretty simple, hologra views affect Monday's adjustment, and then it crashes during Tuesday! What if you applied this same concept to a big event during the week?
Everyone should know that the biggest event for the market last week was SUISEI$ becoming a music channel, earning her ~22M views, so everyone should also know to hold enough liquid for the 21st (Thursday) for when those 22M views rotate out of the weekly views, and she goes on a massive discount, same thing goes for AQUA$! She had a massive rise in views thanks to the Apex tournament, you should already know that she's going to drop when those rotate out too! Thankfully that happens early on the week so most of you careless anons who don't look at this will be able to profit!
You can keep applying this idea to all big events that happen in a week and suddenly, the future isn't so unpredictable anymore! You can now have better limits on your spending knowing that huge discounts on certain coins are sure to come.
>>22737923
Congratulations!!
>>22721857
Hello!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22762258
I believe sex, kissing, then marriage and then comes a baby in a baby carriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22762258
>>22751302
>>22751487
They're competing for femboy pictures, they're so cute together!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22762336
wrecked ur mom last night

[Anonymous No.]

>>22762346
Weekly subscribers tick ran out on top of no stream and probably me afk 10xing her causing overbought to be even funnier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22762258

[Anonymous No.]

>>22762472
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>22762490

[Anonymous No.]

>>22762346
>What's even the cause of that anyway
The Twap cycle

[Anonymous No.]

>>22762538
>>22762490
>>22762472
>>22762461
>>22762395
>>22762258
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>22762484
>weekly subscribers tiick
shit, that's a thing? Oops. How much usually affects a coin?
>>22762582
>Twap cycle
Eh? Explain the Twap cycle to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22762703
Depends, Towa's a new 1million subscriber channel so weekly subticks are 10k which account for a lot and she hasn't had many. Just know they matter, numbers are something you can work out on your own if you wish.
There's no "Twap Cycle", it's just a little shitposting, especially when compared to more real cycles like Mori and Sora, and whatever the hell Suisei's been doing, I haven't been following it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22762472
oh... maybe I do like big boobs after all...

[Anonymous No.]

>>22762800
>There's no "Twap Cycle", it's just a little shitposting
It will be real. Towa is only missing the music channel icon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22762847
>inb4 kenzoku cope about how she can't be a music channel

[Anonymous No.]

>>22762800
Though I guess you could consider her tournament arcs which buff her numbers as the "Twap Cycle" but it's not near frequent enough for that to be a thing. Still terrible timing for that tournament to happen on those days.
>>22762847
Maybe when she makes another EP or Album, I don't see it happening yet at all, and Towa isn't even likely aware of existence. It'll depend on Suisei saying something to her, and Watame is way more likely to happen before then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22762847
Watame is next, Towa would have to make more than 2 good songs first.

[Anonymous No.]

Yep... Nasfaq gfs... So cool... But where's mine...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22762951
Sometimes it just doesn't work out anon, sorry

[Anonymous No.]

more like watashit

[Anonymous No.]

>>22763015
を繰り返す?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22762800
Naruhodo, thanks. That probably explains why coins I thought would incline instead don't move at all or drop, leaving me confused and feeling dumb.
>it's just a little shitposting
So is it another form of "don't buy Towa"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22762938
>Towa would have to make more than 2 good songs first.
All of Towa's songs are better than anything Watame has put out. Quality over quantity. Furthermore, Towa hasn't sung with Mori, therefore Towa is better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22763102
>Is it another form of "don't buy Towa"
No, it is the "buy Towa".

[Anonymous No.]

>>22763104
>Towa hasn't sung with Mori, therefore Towa is better.
You got me there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22762391
Hi smart Fandead, thank you for all the effortposts you've been making. If it isn't too much trouble, would you mind reviewing my friend's wallet? He's been meaning to ask you about it for a little while, but I think he's asleep right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22763168
>Don't buy Towa
>Buy Towa
nasfaq make up your mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>22763102
Yeah, weekly stuff throws people off near the start, don't mind it.
And yes(?), there's an anon or two trying to motivate people to buy Towa now instead of the past year or so where people said not to buy Towa. Is up to you on how you spend your money.
>>22763104
Please don't shitpost with my oshi. Towa loves Yonkisei even if they refuse to talk or collab with each other. Please just stream together...

[Anonymous No.]

>>22763104
>Towa hasn't sung with Mori,
Yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22763102
don't buy towa is actually a way to keep you from making money, if you look at the top 2 players they both have around 20k towa, this is not a coincidence, you should buy towa

[Anonymous No.]

remind this, if you want to become a good trader you should always buy towa, 24/7

[Anonymous No.]

>>22763234
>Please just stream together...
Haha... maybe one day...
Yonkisei love... even though they never stream together... or talk...

[Anonymous No.]

>>22763263
Towa will never sing with Mori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22762990
What do I need to get one... I don't want rope I just want a fellow trader...

[Anonymous No.]

>>22763330
anon, that's kenzocope. She suffered through Overwatch with the brapmeister, it's only a matter of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22763330
Screenshotted and primed for a grudgepost in a couple months.
Hey maybe you'll like it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22763347
I don't know friend, sorry. Talking would probably help?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22763378
>>22763384
Not if I have anything to say about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22763307
It's only a matter of time, surely.
I expect a singular collab in June/July and then maybe a mario kart in December...

[Anonymous No.]

>>22763417
Don't worry watame, I've heard through the grapevines that you have another song with her coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22763280
>this is not a coincidence, you should buy towa
Yeah but I'm a heimin and I hear the kenzoku around here lust for those. You sure buying Towa won't make them try and do anything untoward?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22763445
Based Watame. Taking the Mori bullet for Towa so Towa doesn't have to sing with Mori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22763510

[Anonymous No.]

>>22763420
>he's expecting collabs
You're more optimistic than I am. Gen4 really did collect themselves around Coco, without her around...
I love Yonkisei but they're all a bunch of dorks, is mostly what I'm trying to say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22763510
You know I can protect you from grooming kenzokus, mystery heimin

[Anonymous No.]

>>22762461
>couple competing for femboy pictures
dare I say, based? they indeed are cute together

[Anonymous No.]

>>22763690
But you are worse than the kenzoku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22763510
>kenzokus are now lusting for those who buy Towa
Damn, things have really changed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22763775
yes he is, don't let him lure you into his harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>22763668
I don't really "expect" them, they're just the only likely occurrences/times for them to collab considering they never talk to each other, and those times give them something to talk/reason to interact.
Yonkisei is the only reason why I stick around, nearly gave this hobby up last year with Coco.

[Anonymous No.]

/nasfaq/? More like, /nasfag/

[Anonymous No.]

>>22763862
If only these fags were as interested as they fucking eachother in their trades

[Anonymous No.]

>>22763654
Back! Back ye!
>>22763690
>choice between grooming kenzoku or grooming tako
Is not getting groomed an option?
>>22763807
I don't know, I was just asking a question. I'm still more or less a newfag here.
>>22763822
Yeah, true. Losing Coco really hurt. I fucking miss that bitch. I really hope they do something for the anniversary at the very least.
>>22763986
To be fair this initially started with me asking some trade related questions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22762258
if pisstress is after spaghet now then can I mating press brat

[Anonymous No.]

>>22764051
Dont fight it. Just embrace it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22764222
Absolutely not, hands off my pet rrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>22764390
Geez, how come honk let you have 2 nasfaq gfs?

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes I look at this thread and wonder what the fuck is going on

[Anonymous No.]

>>22764390
I will mating press brat with your permission or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>22764390
look at these pent up squishies, you know, I could help you with that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>22764051
>I don't know
Well, you see, back in mah days Kenzokus could kill you for buying Towa. I'm actually pretty lucky for surviving those times. So I'd say you're growing up in a much safer environment, than I did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22764429
There's only so much talk about trading you can do, presumably, and this thread is ultra gay so this is the result. I'm guessing.
I try not to participate but I'm pretty gay myself and like attention so it's a struggle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22763510
Don't listen to those guys, I will protect you so long as you play Mahjong with us

[Anonymous No.]

>>22764503
>Kenzokus could kill you for buying Towa
Were the olden threads like the wild west? Sounds dangerous...

[Anonymous No.]

>>22764600
>wild west
humu humu, we're much more civilized now, we don't have new dickpics every thread anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>22764653
It was arguably better than the current meta

[Anonymous No.]

>>22764526
Trading is gay in the first place so I'm not surprised.
but trying to keep up with all the conversation is making my tako head go [look image]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22764653
that's when nasfaq died, when >we stopped telling people to post their dicks to prove their point, that's when this thread went to shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>22764653
So when someone went >post dick someone actually posted dick?
What the fuck guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22764748
Yes, that was the case 1/3 the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>22764730
Return to monke. Post dick picks again

[Anonymous No.]

>he doesn't have the dick archive

[Anonymous No.]

>>22764773
Anyone have all of them saved?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22764600
>wild west
I mean, they didn't use guns, mostly bats and other stuff to beat the shit out of you. So it's more like good ol' Detroit.
>t. never been to Detroit.

[Anonymous No.]

I will do it, I will make the thread great again, I will save nasfaq
vzonmy

[Anonymous No.]

>>22764825
Ask priestess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22764830
Bats you say?
I got a bat of my own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22764870
>he thinks he can defend himself
Boy, you really remind me of myself during my youth~

[Anonymous No.]

>>22764825
No, who would do such a thing? That would be weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22764854
BASED AND REAL

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>>22764854
are you fucking kidding me

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>>22764870
>>22764924
I just had a flashback

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>>22764959
Only 16? I'm disappointed.
Small file sizes. Probably none of them were 6"+
Weak.

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>>22764924
I also got a mean sucker punch if I lose it! I'll never lose to the kenzokus! I'm not like you, you old hag!

[Anonymous No.]

i give the new heimin a month at best

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>>22764870
>Heimin getting uppity

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>>22765045

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>>22765045
>old hag
Haaah?! I'm not a hag, I'm forever 17, you insolent child! And also! Current Kenzokus are nothing like what I had to deal with! So don't get cocky!

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>>22765044
I only keep verified images.

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>>22765045
Heimin, the kenzokus are known for their dirty underhanded tactics, your above-board defense won't cut it. You need me for protection.

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>>22762391
Maybe the phrasing was inadequate here
>Because you're lazy and cannot predict the future
I wasn't trying to imply that the future was impossible to predict but rather that (You), the reader, are too lazy to bother with that. Basically, a skill issue. Remember that this tip was targeted at those having problems with running out of liquid. If they could predict the future, they wouldn't have that problem to begin with, so this is a solution that I considered simple enough to be useful for a lot of people while also being extremely effective. (As you acknowledge, >Having a spending target per day helps you with optimizing a lot)

As you may have noticed, this first tip is >just common sense, for many people. This is because I wanted to start with more basic tips first before going into more advanced techniques, so it has a progression of sorts. It's hard to find a tip that would be helpful to many which is also not super obvious. Expect more arcane techniques as the editions progress.

Also, this is just an elaborate excuse to post cute hags. Don't tell anyone!

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I miss when gay posting was behind two layers of cyphers

[Anonymous No.]

>>22765258
"Sir, to get your fix of gay posting you need to solve this two-stage transposition/polyalphabetic cipher."

[Anonymous No.]

>>22765045
Heimin, don't listen to anybody else. I offer you free protection with no strings attached. Don't let them corrupt you.

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>>22765222
>You need me for protection.
You couldn't even protect Civia anon, the fuck are you even talking about "protecting".

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>>22765285
It was the best, like a little surprise after cracking open a riddle.

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>>22765335
>no strings attached
Don't try, I know you're after his nenecoin

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>>22764487
>>22764222
I want to mating press the rat so hard I would tear her ass apart and make sure she would have 10 litters of my cum in her belly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22765285
unironically yes

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>>22765381
THE JIG IS UP

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>>22765370
Too soon anon, too soon...

[Anonymous No.]

This is the reason why we need PvP in nasfags. So we can kill "love".

[Anonymous No.]

>>22765468
yeah i want to shoot that midget

[Anonymous No.]

Don't mind me and my fake oshi roasting all of your oshis

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>>22765468
The only thing needing killing is Priestess and their six thousand goons.

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NEW HEIMIN I DONT HAVE MUCH TIME DONT ACCEPT THEIR OFFERS

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>>22765131
Come at me then.
>>22765194
Calling yourself forever 17 only cements your status as a hag! Only the oldest of hags call themselves that!
>>22765222
>>22765335
I don't need protection, I'm strong. Dare I say even the strongest.
>>22765285
Reminds me of when I played an ARG on /a/ about a decade ago and spent my nights trying to figure out the fucking ciphers.

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>>22765371
wtf that image name is an active litterbox image

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>>22765544
Boy, are you really sure you want to get on my bad side?

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>>22765544
Ok then, since you're so strong you can bear to let go of that nenecoin right? Because you don't need it?

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>>22765065
i update this to 2 weeks

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>>22765649
I might put it up on the auction house at some point. Is your wallet full enough, nenep?

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>>22765724
No, please do this after dividends. Thank you in advance if you do

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>>22765544
>>22765649
See they're all after you. I have the biggest har-, err, clientele under protection because I'm the only trustworthy one

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>>22765777
list your harem, then

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>>22765777
I'm not after them, just their nenecoin. After that, they'll be protected forever. I know what you're up to, and I won't let it happen. Stop preying on the young!!!!!

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>>22765634
You're way too fun to tease.
>>22765761
I'll do it after I reach 1m networth on my own, which will be... eventually. Hopefully. I'll let you and the rest of the thread know when that happens. I'm not too interested in getting the most value out of my anniversary bux so I'm fine with doing it this way.

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>>22765848
>I know what you're up to
All I want is to go fishing up north with them, keep them safe from the bad groomers, is it really that wrong?

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NEW BREAD
>>22765963
>>22765963
>>22765963
MIGRATE WHEN READY

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>>22765916
>You're way too fun to tease
And you're way too daring for a newfag. Though, I can't complain as I was like this, too....

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>>22765916
I'm glad you decided to go for $1m. Once again, best of luck to you. Lovely to see someone who's enthusiastic about the game.
>>22765938
>Go fishing up north with them
See, what you really mean is forced tentacle mating press. I'm not going to let a newfag go through that, it's completely fucked up. I will keep them safe from the bad groomers, not you.

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>>22765988
I had one ready to go too, you're too early nigga

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>>22766065
Decided to go for it rather than letting the thread die as usual, I couldn't post it much later

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>>22766065
>too early
NTA but that's how it used to work, new thread when the old one hits page 10 and then that's when it was acceptable to going fully offtopic in the old thread He did it right

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>>22766030
I am scared of the implication of what will happen to me that I am rather similar to how you used to be.

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so we can abayo post now?

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SPEED RUN IMAGE LIMIT

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ABAYO

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>>22766200
we're at the top of page 10, it'll be a bit, feel free to dump your images and not have them for when its page 11 though.

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>>22766200
Yes

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>>22766038
Thank you very much! The game is fun. It's been a good way to be able to keep my interest in Hololive while my oshi has been gone for so long.
I miss her.
>>22765938
How much fishing do you actually do anyway?

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>>22766307
I like you new Heimin, you cheeky bastard. Carry on being cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22765938
Do you actually fish? I may have to bring my rod along for the inevitable /nasfaqg/ meetup

[Anonymous No.]

thread is basically dead, here is a messy network including too many deadbeats

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>>22766174
>scared of the implication of what will happen to me
Ah, yes, scary implications, such as:
>finding true love
>reaching top 50 without losing soul
>having fun shitposting and making OC for the thread
Truly terrifying~

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>>22766204
I can't help but think of a scene from danganronpa hearing this now and then hachama is mixed in ontop of it.

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>>22766385
Proud of you heimin, I had a large grin after reading that

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>>22766370
>mori getting a hot deadbeat liquid bukkake
Hot.

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>>22751654
Oh yeah, saw this earlier, but forgot to respond, congrats Target. Keep it up.

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>>22766442
i'd give the deadbeats a hot liquid bukkake...

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>>22766370
>there's a red dot on Mori

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Shit anons, I have 2 million dollars, how do I spend it all on buying $MORI? Am I supposed to sit there for 100x10 minutes clicking the button? I heard buying ten at a time completely fucked your ass with taxes or something.
t. hasn't played in months.

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>>22766351
I love being cheeky.
>cute
God damn it. Oh well, at this point I've just come to accept that's how people see me.
>>22766385
That's all well and good but then people will see me as a whore!
Omedetou on all of that though.

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>>22766683
anon...

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>>22766708
>people will see me as a whore
amazing word choice you newfag keep it up

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>>22763221
I remember this wallet, for starters, very good change in composition! The last time I had a look at this wallet it had 30% MORI$ index, now it's down to 14.7% !!! And I would also like to say that I won't go into ID3 as I haven't really kept up with them or their numbers.
Maybe it's the change in networth and dividends that helped him shape it in a better way? Regardless, let's get started:
>Things that stand out to me (good!):
Very nice investment and distribution into meta/good coins, HOLO$, SORA$, MIKO$, SUISEI$, SUBARU$, PEKORA$, NOEL$, LAMY$, MORI$, GURA$, they make up roughly 42% of his wallet and are also equally distributed between them, bar MORI$, making it bog resistant (unless the whole market goes red of course), furthermore, he is keeping good stacks of mid-tier coins, MEL$, FUBUKI$, MATSURI$, AQUA$, SHION$, AYAME$ (currently being built I hope, 50 is a bit low), CHOCO$, KORONE$, MARINE$(*), KANATA$(*), WATAME$(*), TOWA$, LUI$, KOYORI$, AMELIA$, BAELZ$, MOONA$ All of them being in the 120 to 200 coins range, which is perfect for him as of now, at his current rank there is no need to abuse multicoin most of the time, so those numbers don't need to be higher, those coins are specially good because they often hover near their average price and spike occasionally making them very good for turning a profit! I've marked MARINE$ and KANATA$ with (*) as I actually consider they should be in meta/good coins but given their current situation of being on break they do not meet those requirements, and WATAME$ I should probably move up to good coin since her youtube shorts are turning her into a very good coin, in any case, it is smart to keep a handful of them around on the off chance of an update upload or short video or stream (like Marine did yesterday!), and do keep in mind that it is also a good idea to build a bigger of stack of them to sell after their return stream.
I would also like to congratulate him on making inflation plays, looks like while he might have started buying RUSHIA$ a bit late he has still managed to turn profit, at $27M she's making up $59M of his networth, a bit more than a 2x return on her, good job! And I'd also like to point his NABI$ stack, NABI$ is a coin that's often overlooked, but she was also experienced an, at least to me, unknown inflation, He has an MPP of $8.4k on her which, for her price before the drop, was pretty good (she was living around $13k) but fear not! After her -1,000 sub-tick wears off, you'll be back to making money!
>Things that I'd be wary about:
FLARE$, LUNA$, NENE$, BOTAN$(**), POLKA$, LAPLUS$, CHLOE$, IROHA$, RISU$, REINE$(*), ANYA(*) These coins regularly make you fall in the worse kind of trap, they hover around average, hardly spike and are always dipping, one day you check your wallet only to realize that you now have huge amounts of CHLOE$ and IROHA$ and LUNA$ and sadly, more often than not their dividends returns are pretty lackluster, FLARE$ is an outlier here, but quite honestly, her performance is very inconsistent and tends to be on the worse side, so I'm wary of her.
REINE$ and ANYA$ are not bad by any means and are easy to profit from, but you are reaching a limit on both (*), multicoining IDs is almost never worth it, so I don't see a point to go high on them except for MOONA$ and OLLIE$ as of late, RISU$ is a special case, she might be the worst shitcoin in the entire game, it's really hard to profit from her.
BOTAN$ gets a special (**) because I'm not sure what's up with her, her fluctuations have been on the weirder side lately, but her dividends aren't half bad either, be careful when investing on her.
I apologize if some of this advice and review is a bit off as I'm still rusty as I've not kept up with current numbers in that much detail, but from what I saw at a glance this should still hold true! But all in all, congratulations, I feel like you have improved a lot! As of now, you should be wary of not so good coins that are growing into larger stacks for you, but the rest is pretty much golden! If there are any coins I didn't mention, it's because you are either low enough on them to not matter or you are doing good with them and require no further explanation.
>>22765223
It did feel like this advice was geared towards new players and more of a basic easy tip to start off your posts rather than a big unknown revelation.

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>>22766438
Thanks, Nenep! You're a cool guy, so you being proud of me makes me happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22766683
use zhonkbot you dunce

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>>22766747
I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not.

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>>22766307
pretty often with the bros, you're welcome to join

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For what purpose?

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>>22766777
I'm glad that's the case, thank you too - you're pretty cool yourself. Enjoy your time with the kenzoku, you guys seem to have something special.
Some people say this thread is a hugbox, but I don't see it!

[Anonymous No.]

I decided to watch Red and now I'm watching Red 2. Brainless popcorn flick would recommend. I fucking love hags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22766775
I'll go do my reps and come back in a few minutes to get spoonfed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22766928
Mary Louise Parker is one of the greatest 3D hags of all time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22766794
someone else can answer this for you

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>>22766959
RIGHT?!
>>22766941
Brother, zhonkbot has been around since the summer. Click the magnifying class on the left side of the Market view, then click the "calendar with a checkbox in it".

[Anonymous No.]

>>22766902
>enjoy your time with the kenzoku
I will~!
People probably don't know what actual hugboxes look like

[Anonymous No.]

>>22767029
I don't think they do either

[Anonymous No.]

i love rushia

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nene abayo

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>>22767010
I will wait patiently until someone does then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22767029
I'll hug you in a box if you want, I'd like that. God, I'm so lonely. Are you soft? I'm soft. I can shave if you'd like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22767028
Thanks anon. Time to queue up a thousand of oshicoin and forgot about nasfaq for months again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22767095
i love fandeads

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>>22766708
>people will see me as a whore
Trust me, to be seen as a whore you need to either act like one, or you need a very special type of luck...
Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>22767222
praise kek, please don't take him away from us, he brings us digits
happy trails

[Anonymous No.]

>>22766769
cute rushi

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>>22766769
Thanks a ton, I'm sure he'll be delighted to see analysis to this level of detail when he wakes up.
Keep being awesome smart Fandead, you're great!

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>>22767236

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>>22766708
>>22767268
You two just get yourself a bed already. I can rent you a love hotel if needed

[Anonymous No.]

>>22766769
>one day you check your wallet only to realize that you now have huge amounts of CHLOE$ and IROHA$ and LUNA$
NTA but oh dear God all of this applies to me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>22767439
NTR ARC BEGINS

[Anonymous No.]

>>22767480
Finally some good shit

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>>22767268
Well good thing I won't be acting like a whore then probably.
Everything aside I can tell you're a good person. Keep on keeping on heimin, it looks like you're on a good path in life. I'm proud that we both have the same oshi.

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>>22767563
>NTR
>good

[Anonymous No.]

>>22766813
>I haven't been invited to the fishing sessions...
picture_of_ryan_gosling.jpeg

[Anonymous No.]

>>22767620
Yeah, you seem like a nice guy to me as well. Hope to see you on the oshiboard soon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22767739
neither have I

[Anonymous No.]

>>22766769
>Nice distribution to good/meta coins
>Marine not included
I cri everytime

[Anonymous No.]

>>22767768
I'll get there eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22767222
It's client side. Not server side

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>>22767868
Oh, good to know, and makes sense. I'll leave it open then.

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>>22767872
who are you other pekoposter

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>>22767908
sorry

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>>22767822
anonchama... reading reps
>I've marked MARINE$ and KANATA$ with (*) as I actually consider they should be in meta/good coins but given their current situation of being on break they do not meet those requirements

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