/cookie/

[Anonymous No.]

Improved OP edition

A thread for Cookie Swirl, the Vtuber bringing seiso gaming fun to people young and old!

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCelMeixAOTs2OQAAi9wU8-g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/cookieswirlc
Roblox Profile: https://www.roblox.com/users/156184086/profile/

Newest Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9FEjqxzWzg
Debut video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StnCa_xhJTg

[Anonymous No.]

>>22635756
Eternal is not an age.

[Anonymous No.]

does she pander to retarted audience?

[Anonymous No.]

>Eternal
Hag confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

New merch! Pre-order exciting new items, like the Rainbow Cookie Zip-Up for only $49.99, and BE MAGICAL!

https://shopcookieswirlc.com/collections/featured-collection/products/hoodies
https://shopcookieswirlc.com/

[Anonymous No.]

>makes content for kids
>gets pure sex chuuba model
Whats her endgame and why does it involve making me diamonds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22635797
yes!
she is perfect!

[Anonymous No.]

Previous thread:
>>22578451

[Anonymous No.]

>>22635919
she wants to make more kids to increase her viewership

[Anonymous No.]

>>22635962
Oh, I forgot to include the previous thread because there was none in the last one. Thank you for the reminder, cookiefriend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22635756
when will she upload new vtuber content

[Anonymous No.]

Collabs doko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22635797
>Roblox Profile: https://www.roblox.com/users/156184086/profile/

There's your answer right there

[Anonymous No.]

>>17 M
Numberbros we won

[Anonymous No.]

>>22635919
She knows her audience is growing up and the hormones are starting to kick in

[Anonymous No.]

>>22635845
the drip

[Anonymous No.]

>>22636273
damn 5D chess move right there

[Anonymous No.]

>>22635756
Thanks for making a new thread op. Also
Mating press

[Anonymous No.]

>>22636273
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>22635756
Fuck Where the new upload I need more of her model ffs

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>>22635756
>Actually made a general
Ok you can drop the joke now…chumbuds btfo

[Anonymous No.]

You know that whole ironic shitposting thing where if you do it enough it stops being ironic?
Knock this shit off, no one wants this and if you do die in a fire

[no one No.]

>>22638731
I want this
I am the fire god I'm immune

[Anonymous No.]

>>22638595
>>22638731
You silly billies this just ensures that more threads are made...

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>>22638731
stfu lemme watch this bitch while I beat my meat

[Anonymous No.]

She's under five feet tall...

[Anonymous No.]

I get this thread is a joke and all. But I wonder how knowledgeable Cookie is about the VTuber sphere. She seems serious about this and not using this as a one-off, and she hired Lamy's mama to do the art. There's at least a bit of research done, but from skimming her channel there seems to be nothing anime-adjacent which is the main lure of VTubing.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/CovfefeChan/status/1515350932879515653 Oh no bros, she is trying to leech on Cookie...

[Anonymous No.]

>>22635756
What the fuck is this design?
And is this one of those cursed "for kids" youtube channels turned VTuber?
All the filters.

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>>22639205
>What the fuck is this design?
She's Lamy's quirky sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>22639195
>Nothing anime adjacent
Genshin Impact...

[Anonymous No.]

>>22638731
This is just the Annoying Orange all over again, really.

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>>22639195
It's highly produced content, it won't necessarily reflect her personal tastes since you know, she has her own studio behind her. But she followed the conventional debut format, and her roblox content has her own avatar which formed the basis of her vtuber design. So it's not too far off, just coming from a different angle than anime.
Expect more creators to jump on the motion tracked avatar train in the future, and most of them won't bother with the trappings of the vtuber format like a formal debut.

[Anonymous No.]

Stream when

[Anonymous No.]

>>22638731
>no one wants this
You don't speak for us faggot. If you want a hive mind go back r*ddit

[Anonymous No.]

>>22639785
never, cookie swirl c (the most subscribed vtuber in existence) is not a streamer

[Anonymous No.]

>>22639785
stream never, enjoy only edited react content and scripted skits and reviews like it's 2017 again

[Anonymous No.]

>>22639785
Cookie's chat will be a nightmare with all the coomers and simps that will try to watch her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22640206
Finally some good content

[Anonymous No.]

>>22640206
Take me back to those days, cookie mom...

[Anonymous No.]

>>22635811
>9 year old channel
>won’t say her age
>says she’s ‘young at heart’
100% /hag/ material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22638731
>/#/ and cumbuds in a panic
You can’t even claim she was a facecam streamer because all her content for the past 9 years has been anonymous shorts, lmao. Between this and Aqua getting fucking massacred you guys should just consider buying a rope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22640740
>/#/ and cumbuds in a panic
why would they be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22640645
/hag/ bros we can't stop winning

[Anonymous No.]

>>22638731
I like her. I hate streams and like retarded shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22639234
Holy shit. Now it's canon that Lamy has a disowned estranged sister due to the unbridled amounts of pure absolute retardedness she emanates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22640645
HOLY FUCK
Retarded hag???
FUCK MY COCK IS HARDER THAN DAIMONDS RIGHT NOW

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>>22640740
Anon, people aren’t even bothered by this. With this logic pretty much anyone can be the top vtuber without any prior history as a vtuber, jump ship to the vtuber realm with over 10M subs and just claim they’re the top kek

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>>22641280
This, it all depends on if Cookie Swirl actually is serious about becoming a Vtuber unlike Pewdiepie, Pokimane and so on.
Nyanners is someome who switched to Vtubing after becoming popular with other content, and she's only considered a "real" Vtuber since it became clear she's commited to it.

[Anonymous No.]

Eh, kind of mediocre.

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>>22636273
Damn, she's playing the long game. Respect.

[Anonymous No.]

What's our fanbase name /cookie/bros?

[Anonymous No.]

does she know that there are kids and anons fapping to her right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>22641674
BBC Big Black Cookies

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>>22641674
I haven't found a name that Cookie Swirl uses for her fans or that the fanbase coined. I'd suggest Swirlies

[Anonymous No.]

>>22641674
Kool Kookie Kids

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>>22641843
>>22641982
Burger "humour"

>>22641907
Fitting, considering her target audience.

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>>22642452
considering her target audience everyone unironically jumping on the cookie train needs to be banned for underage

[Anonymous No.]

>>22642505
Her viewers are mostly younger, but many of her long-time fans are adults by now - and there's always older people in such a big audience. As the OP says, she's bringing seiso gaming fun to people young and old.

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>>22641674
the Six-Year-Old Army

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else buy a log of cookie dough and stick their dick it in like a fleshlight while watching her videos?
What's your go to if you do?

[Anonymous No.]

Her model is sex yet she markets for kids....what a waste

[Anonymous No.]

>>22641674
cookies or swirlys

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>>22635756
>17M and counting
>Bringing back old recorded content
Is she the new Kizuna Ai?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>22644126
Fuck I wish. I don't think I can take watching another 8 hour elden ring stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22641674
Cookids

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>>22641674
>>22641843
>>22641907
>>22641982
>>22642964
>>22643877
You fucks don't watch videos. She calls her viewers cookie fans at the start of the video, often with "beautiful" or "magical" in front of it; sometimes she ditches the "fans" and pluralizes cookie instead. Let's just make a poll about this http://poal.me/mr49b9

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>>22644221
yikes

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>>22635797
Playing roblox instantly makes you retarded so yes

[Anonymous No.]

Now this is a /become/ thread

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>>22644221
mad respect if anyone unironically will follow this woman

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>>22646909
Many people here are bronies, they've experienced worse reactions to their preferences.

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>>22640645
You forgot
>17 million erect shota penises ready to have their first ejaculation at her command
Literally the queen of hags.

[Anonymous No.]

why is her mouth animation so good

[Anonymous No.]

>>22647143
I think her real fans are mostly female, right?

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>>22647234
She has the money and knew who to hire for good results.

[Anonymous No.]

>What does a Jab master machine do?
>starts moaning and yelling it's coming over and over
I'M OUT!

[Anonymous No.]

So it looks like her plan is to just keep making the same exact toddler-geared content she's been doing, but with a sexy anime girl vtuber avatar? This is quite strange and has potential to generate complaints from the media.
If she's not planning on changing her style at all she should probably have gotten a more kid-friendly western cartoon style avatar.

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>>22647311
>Mostly female
Oh shit VOX is mogged...

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>>22648473
>kid-friendly western cartoon style avatar.
When has that ever looked good on a vtuber though beyond being a funny gag one might use occasionally? She went with Lamy's mama, she obviously wanted a quality looking design. And while sexy, it isn't inappropriately sexy either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22640645
She's done vlog type videos and she looks 40

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I think I like her non-ironically.

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>>22649827
This. Even if people showed up for the joke, she has a comfy feel to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22649747
>Looks like Lamy.
>Is actually Botan.
Based hag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22646233
>There are no anons wanting to become Lamy's gyaru sister
The spirit of /become/ truly is dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22650103
I mean, it was never too alive outside of the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22635845
I must have the impulse control of a child. Despite it being nothing more than generic Youtuber merch, I kinda want to get something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22638731
you go jump off a bridge. im staying here enjoying her content

[Anonymous No.]

>>22644699
Looks like Magical Cookies wins for now. It's a cute fan name, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22648473
you act like anime isn’t for kids

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>>22638731
what's so bad about her? 'snot like she's a vwhorejo or calli

[Anonymous No.]

>>22652420
It fits with her "be magical" saying at least
Thank you for doing the poll, fellow magical cookie

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>>22652494
She is a normie children's program shiller that caters to lowest dominator of the youtube audience for easy subs now going into the vtubing community for no real reason but to leech off of vtubing.

She is a giant content leech.

[Anonymous No.]

New Easter video just dropped!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aeq5V1yMJk

[Anonymous No.]

Hot. Does she have any porn yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>22653469
>Roblox and FNAF on thumbnail
Oh yeah, she is shilling the lowest common denominator hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22653400
But enough of gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22653469
Thanks for posting, Magical Cookie. Not big on Roblox but the animals look nice at least. Hoping for more Two Point Hospital soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>22653469
I liked the hospital builder video, but Roblox is completely intolerable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22653469
you know the content is aimed for kids when the cuts happen too frequently. it feels like i'm developing ADHD watching that video because everything happens so fast my brain can't process it.

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>>22653894
You are pointing at the wrong person. Not when there is a ADHD inducing leech like what the other anon mentioned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22653469
You aren't magical if you can't appreciate this kino

[Anonymous No.]

>to btfo chumbuds schizos had to turn to an elsagate tier channel

this is as bad as annoying orange shitposting, but at least this whore can have good porn

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>>22654893
it’s not alot

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>It's another episode of /qa/ niggers and Gura antis latching on to someone with big numbers who just decided to try vtubing
I thought Sodapoppin was enough, I'll give you two weeks before you drop this girl. Damn, I unironically miss the Annoying Orange

[Anonymous No.]

>>22619051
>"abstract" "art"
Of course, not anyone can do that. Only a few people can be that good at scamming and money laundering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22655098
Me too anon. At least Annoying Orange put more effort into their content than this leech.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22636273
Not bad, but animu design is kind of weird

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>>22635756
>there are youtubers uploading college tier courses for free and others making professional movies that don't reach more than 2k views
>making shit for literal toddlers will get you milions of views
kids were a fucking mistake

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>>22655144
To be fair, some abstract art are actually ok if they kinda make sense or look good/harmonious/interesting enough. The ugly ones are still shit regardless of how long the essays explaining their supposed meaning be.

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>>22655375
>>there are youtubers uploading college tier courses for free and others making professional movies that don't reach more than 2k views
>>making shit for literal toddlers will get you milions of views
>kids were a fucking mistake
Yep, if it weren't for streamers like Pewdeepie and companies like T series. Those type of content creators would be the most subscribed. These youtube kids level channels are like a plague in content in this entire platform.

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>>22654963
>>22655043
>>22655098
>>22655144
>>22655145
>>22655375
chumbuds tears are delicious

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>>22655483

[Anonymous No.]

Do her ears taste like cookies

[Anonymous No.]

>COOKIESWIRL COLLABS WITH MEN

AIIIIIEEEEEEEE WE GOT TOO KEKY KEKSWIRLC FANS

WHAT DO WEE DOOOOOOOO!

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>>22653469
SEEEEEEEEEEX

[Anonymous No.]

Pog update bros

[Anonymous No.]

This sounds like a decent update bros

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>>22655604
prolly her husband

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>>22653469
What the fuck! Most of the end of the video is zoomed in, and you don't even get to see Cookie!
I think I'm going to comment about how I watch Cookie videos to see Cookie, and stop collabing with her friends. If I wanted to watch GamerChad, Dollastic Plays or MicroGuardian I'd go to their non vtuber channels and watch them!

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>>22635756
Do you guys watch her content or do you just cum to her model? I can't imagine most anons here actually watching her Roblox videos.

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>>22658475
I refuse to watch anything related to roblox, but I enjoyed her two point hospital video. Probably means I'm clinically retarded.

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Did she change her mic settings? There are too many sibilants in her latest video. It's just sssss sssss ssssssss over and over again.

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>>22658475
I've only watched her two videos since the vtuber debut (not the debut itself). I genuinely enjoyed her Two Point Hospital video. Maybe because I'm retarded. Not really sure.
That said, I do think her Roblox video wasn't as good. Mainly because the game itself provides nothing particularly entertaining, and no matter how hard she tries to make it interesting, it's still full of childish cringe like the weird FNAF character edits.
Basically, it seems like she bounces off of the game content she's playing really well, but for games like Roblox, that' doesn't appeal to me at all. I'll still watch her content though.

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>>22658475
I coom. Watching her is like watching an edited clipper channel

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>>22635756
This feisty minx is absolutely prime for architecture and pregnancy, I eagerly await such content.

[Anonymous No.]

SUS

[Anonymous No.]

Just found out about this new chuba. Why does she do it? Does she want to start mingling with the degenerate weeb community? Her previous contents sure don't seem cater to weebs, except maybe genshin.
I mean sure, she can do her own thing and be the biggest actual kids friendly vtuber. But I can't see her networking with other chubas at the moment. What's the point of becoming a chuba when you're already big, if not to make connections?

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>>22664129
She probably liked genshin enough, got recommended some vtubers and thought "Hey why don't I become one for my channel" with the shit ton of cash those children friendly channels make, she could look around for a high quality artist and rigger and bam! Now we are rewarded with this piece of sex that is Cookie Swirl C the vtuber and wait for the rule34 to roll in!

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>>22653469
>>22653583
>>22654459
>>22654893
It's a cute model but her content really is pajeet bot-tier. Roblox and FNAF on thumb, constant cuts; this is for retards/children alright. All that and ehr voice legit gives me headaches and I'm pretty sure I'm already festering a brain tumor.
Sorry Cookie, I will not watch you. In fact, I wil lactively avoid watching you, but at least I hope you get some good doujins.

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>>22664999
Checked, but did you at least check out the prior video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9FEjqxzWzg
It's far superior to the Roblox one.

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>>22665148
That one gave me the headache. Roblox one was the tumor.
>>22664129
>>22664486
I actually discussed this with a friend. She either has no idea about the degenerate weeb community and wants those fat akasupas she sees other chuubas get thinking it's children with mommy's cc; or she knows and still wants the degen community bucks. No problem with the later, however it will be a problem if she will stick to her kiddy content and she starts getting age players and SEEEEEEGS in her comments plus mentioned before how children will end up finding booru porn of her when they google her.

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>>22635756
I looked over some of her vids, how in the world does she have 17mil subscribers?

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>>22665720
That's what happens when you let Youtube raise the next generation of children.

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>>22665720
Kids and their parents subs to her and put her playlists on infinite loop. So >>22665806

[Anonymous No.]

>>22665720
Little kids on their mom's iPads accidentally push the button

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>>22665806
>>22665826
>>22665843
The world is truly more terrifying than I care to stomach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22665720
You know how parents shut their kids up by making them watch youtube? That's happening worldwide. Kids channels have always been a gold mine.

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>>22658475
She said she plans to stream in the future so stay tuned and prepare to cum bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>22665843
>>22666062
We've moved past the "mom's iPad" phase of cyberpunk dystopia and onto the "kids get their own tablet at age 4 and it completely replaces their parents" phase

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>>22666062
>An entire generation raised on youtube
>Anxiety and other social issues caused by constant internet access
>Not to mention a global pandemic forcing this more
>Masks fucking children's social and emotional development
And I thought being a zoomer was bad, the next generation is beyond fucked

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>>22666062
Why do you think elsagate was the first adpocalypse? Our parents sat us in front of tv to shut us up, but at least that was semi-curated. Millenial parents did the same with their kids, but they found their kids were watching Elsa pinching Spiderman's dick and Mickey Mouse pissing on Minnie's mouth and realized they had to actually do some parenting for once. Once that got "cleaned" (because it never really went away, honestly), they gave their ipads back to their kids. So this >>22666251 as well.

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>>22664999
>Roblox and FNAF on thumb, constant cuts; this is for retards/children alright.
This is true, but then why is her model so SEX? Like, I get getting a cute anime girl avatar for your kid's videos, that makes sense to me from the perspective of somebody selling kids content. But why a gyaru sex bomb?

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>>22666448
It's based on her Roblox avatar. I guess the SEX part is more from Lamy-mama rather than Cookie's express request.

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>>22666504
>I guess the SEX part is more from Lamy-mama rather than Cookie's express request.
Just seems weird she didn't ask her to tone it down a bit. Not that I mind. Maybe it's to throw a bone to the adults forced to sit through this with their kids.

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>>22666448
Because based on the comment section, major of her audience grown up in to teen, she is playing long game here, they will be forever looked up in her sex model and breeding a new generation of Vtuber simp

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>>22667119
>she is playing long game here
Are you saying her entire 9 year career on this channel has been one long ploy to groom children into her willing lifelong slaves by taking over the role of their parents at a young age, carefully controlling everything they see, and their entertainment (and thus controlling dopamine) to ensure that they never really stop thinking about her? And that later, even as they begin to grow out of finding her entertaining, she uses a sexualised avatar to redirect their pubescent sexual energy towards herself, ensuring that the young age attachment is only reinforced to that of a lifelong partner within the minds of her viewers?
That's some next level scheming. Twitch thots could never hope to achieve this level of control over a mass of individuals.

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>>22666237
w-when?

[Anonymous No.]

oh my its actually a real mother

[Anonymous No.]

the fuckin extra C at the end is retarded and makes me think of chris chan
cwc more like csc

[Anonymous No.]

>kid channel
Didn't someone's kid watch Kiara lmao?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22673988
kids will always find their way to adult content, but this is a channel actually made for small children like barney get in here lee

[Anonymous No.]

If I pretended to be a kid in her comment section and called her mommy would she ban me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22673988
There's a KFP family, at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22674152
Not as long as you write like a 10 year old

[Anonymous No.]

>>22635919
The channel was up for 9 years, the kids she started with are teenagers now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22674191
Kiara design is pretty sex, so good for them.

[Anonymous No.]

God I wish more vtubers produced content in this format...

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>>22674723
Edited, pre-recorded playthroughs? Yeah honestly, I'm not one for having to catch a long stream, I only do it because I like the personality of the girls and I don't like watching a vod if I miss a stream.

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>>22635756
How do Gurafags feel about this now that Cookie has dethroned their oshi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22635756
Luv her

[Anonymous No.]

>>22674881
>dethroned
Hold your horses. This is more like a tranny playing against females in sport and win gold medal. Sure, the tranny is the best in female sport now but he also isn't really the best in female sport. If you get what I'm saying.

[Anonymous No.]

These threads are making me physically ill. I haven't had energy to get out of bed for days now.
I know it's shitposting and Gura is still no.1 most subbed vtuber, but it still doesn't feel right. I seriously can't deal with this shit anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>22675050
>Gura is still no.1 most subbed vtuber
Cope more faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>22674999
>If you get what I'm saying.
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22675050
>Gura is still no.1 most subbed vtuber
HAHAHAHA, ok go back and keep feeling like shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>22635797
to children, you mean?
if any of you unironically watch this whore, get the fuck out of here.
if you watch her because of her tits i don't blame you though

[Anonymous No.]

>>22675050
I'm sorry for the numberfagging here. I removed the sub count mention from the OP, but shitposters gonna shitpost. Gura has and always will have a special place in Vtubing history, and I think she's great. Chumbies and Magical Cookies should be friends

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>>22635756
i unironically like her personality and her model is sex. I hope she streams and plays games other than roblox though

[Anonymous No.]

I hope her newest video does worse than Two Point Hospital, so that she has to rethink her content... Or drop the VTuber model and stay off-topic to this board

[Anonymous No.]

>>22675593
You wish faggot! Roblox is the new meta!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22675050
>Gura is still no.1
That's some hard cope right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22675446
you're actually gonna watch more of her stuff?
what exactly do you like about her aside from the sexy model?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22675544
Her Two Point Hospital video is much better, I think. Don't care for Roblox, though the easter animals are cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>22675799
The model's cute, her voice is good and I like games like TPH. It's aimed at children of course but that didn't stop me with Adventure Time or MLP either

[Anonymous No.]

Why do YouTube comments hate this girl exactly? She hasn’t even done anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22655649
I never wanted to fap to roblox before but dayum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22676109
What do you mean? I haven't noticed any hate in the comments I've read through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22666344
You are retarded and have zero knowledge of anything. Please go back to your shithile of a paranoia board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22676308
It was on that falseeyeD or whatever the fuck his name is video. People are bitching about her having more subs than Gura for some reason.

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>>22674999
/pol/roach please get fucking help for your mental issues. Not only did this shit happen like ones in the history of the world that then the russian trollbot farms spammed everywhere at children like you to brainwash you but it is also 10000% offtopic for the thread and board.
You need help.

[Anonymous No.]

Not a Roblox fan, but it's nice to see Easter Vtuber content. Kiara's egg painting stream was great but not enough. The Lord has arisen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22675050
>>22674999
>>22655375
keep seething and coping chumpedos

[Anonymous No.]

>17.6 million subs
what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22677406
She's not a vtuber. Just leave the thread and stop thinking about it or bringing it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>22677554
She will be if she keeps it up, like Nyanners became a Vtuber in the middle of her career. But keep the numberfagging to /#/, this thread is for Cookie Swirl.

[Anonymous No.]

We have adults in this thread pretending to watch Roblox content for 6 year olds because "Gura btfo". Does it get any lower for the schizos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22676340
https://youtu.be/uhJVb_u7yAE
Holy shit there's a lot of cope in the comments. Gura fans are mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22677554
>>22677975
cumbuds keep coping

[Anonymous No.]

>>22678416
You need to stop posting shit like this. I know it's/vt/ but it's a genuinely distressing situation. Just have some fucking understanding

[Anonymous No.]

>>22678474
>it's a genuinely distressing situation
HAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>22678474
HAHAHAHA man I love how fucked up this situation is making you chumbuds feel

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>>22678189
Holy fuck... Instead of calling FalseEyed a sensationalist dramabaiter, they start doomposting about how Cookie is going to lead to the destruction of VTubing

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>>22678189
Wow, that's a lot of salt for something that actually doesn't matter in the slightest. Numbersniggers are truly deranged.

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>>22675050
For now I will still consider Gura the most successful vtuber until this girl stays a vtuber for at least 3 months. Otherwise we might as well consider Pewdiepie a vtuber because of his one time gag he did.
Cookie sure looks like she's in it for the long run though, her model is professional too.

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Just come to see 4ch analysts talking about the person they never watched but are pretending to know shit about in seanig hours

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>>22679074
Yeah pewdiepie said himself it was a joke. Same with fucking pokimane
I'd put Cookie in with Nyanner. You don't just go out and get a fucking grade A model from a top tier artist and some fucking good rigging to boot just to drop it a week in.
She isn't going to change her videos but hell I'm just waiting for the rule34 stuff

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Not a real vtuber

[Anonymous No.]

So

How many of you like her content and how many are just using her as shitpost against chumkeks?

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>>22679375
Nice work, but her chest isn't anywhere near that big.

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>>22679375
>Non accurate chest size
Fuck this shit...

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>>22635756
Didn't know you tards here watch the same content as my 6 yrs old niece on ipad. Damn

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>>22679375
>She isn't going to change her videos but hell
that makes two of us
her design is raw sex

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>>22679561
>6 yrs old niece

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>>22679630
where did I go wrong, I meant to quote
>I'm just waiting for the rule34 stuff

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>>22679506
I liked her two point hospital video. she has a nice personality. I can definitely see myself watching her non-roblox/toy stuff

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>>22641674
lmao literal cuckbros

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>>22641674
cucky

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>>22679506
Depends on her game choice going forward, but design+voice is enticing

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>>22679557
Artist here, it’s $20usd if you want her original chest back…
Im currently rendering the drawing… pay up anon

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>>22683305
I am not paying you anything, even if you really are the artist

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>>22679561
Why is your niece watching a big tit gyaru vtuber? You need to find her some age appropriate material

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>>22678189
Numberfags are truly deranged, and I say that as a chumbud. If we can't count subs before someone became a vtuber, why do they count pre-debut subs? They're also fine counting subs gained while not making any content.

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Does anyone have recommendations for older, good videos of Cookie? I'd like to know her at her best before forming a firm opinion on her content (beyond the great model and how she speaks)

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>>22679506
You'd have to be retarded to actually enjoy her previous content literally targeted at children. Very few people here will actualy be watching her until she releases more Vtuber videos and gives us a better taste of what she's like as a Vtuber.

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>>22683546
Then cookieswirlc will have to have alot of extra dough on her chesticles

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>>22685500
Mhmm, cookie milk(ers)

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Do you think her asshole tastes like chocolate chip cookies? Asking for a friend.

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You know I'm not normally a fan of people with existing accounts just hopping on the VTuber trend but I really like that she actually made a point of getting a really good looking model, unlike people like Pokimane and Pewdiepie who are insanely successful and their model looks like hot garbage because obviously they don't really care. And from what I've seen of her she actually comes off as a genuinely kind and, dare I use the meme word, wholesome person.
Skimming through this thread I guess a lot of people are saying more or less the same thing but I thought I'd chime in and say I feel that way too. For once I understand why she has 17 million subs. I have a feeling she's going to win all of us over as well.

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>>22689574
Well said, fellow Magical Cookie.

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>>22687602
Tell your friend that it does, I checked

[Anonymous No.]

this isn't good for my dick

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>>22689574
I didn’t think she would be become the next bait

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>>22678189
The seethe in the comments

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>>22678189
We’re chumbuds always this insecure?

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>>22679506
I’m gonna do both.

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She will be the first awakening in many boys' lives.

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>>22685209
Her multi-part series are often her best content, I'd say. Apart from the Two Point Hospital series she recently continued, the ones I'd check out are Spirit of the North (starting with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnGFNLLtYT8 ) and Genshim Impact ( this is part 10, the best one she did: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVBJoj-wsx4 ). In terms of the (in my opinion too frequent) Roblox videos, one of the best ones is actually this student RP video ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5SOs06dCXg ) because it's a bit more thoughtful and not all about flashy visuals or wacky antics.

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>>22696323
>someone is actually watching these videos on purpose
i despair

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>>22695420
They have always been the most cancerous bunch even back on /jp/. They were just way too many in numbers and underaged so calling them out always resulted in them godpiling on you with wojaks and chads.

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you retards need to be 18+ to post here, all this is going to do is make vtubing a hellscape. If you enjoy Vtubers at all you should be mad this bitch is trying to cash in instead of being contrarian faggots.

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>>22696679
>all this is going to do is make vtubing a hellscape
Really? Because this board does everything in its power to convince people it already is.

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>>22696679
She has 17M subscribers. She's as big as all the top Holos combined. Whatever she's doing, it's not "cashing in", she's huge already and definitely didn't need a model to build an audience and make money.

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>Family friendly seiso youtuber for kids
>Sexy gyaru vtuber avatar
I'm not complaining, but what the fuck was the thought process here?

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>>22696679
No I love Cookie.

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>>22697105
Just because losers with porn addictions think it’s sexy doesn’t mean that was the intention of the model.

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>>22696679
She's less "cashing in" than literally anyone that joined Niji or Hololive and received a major boost in popularity from it, she already has a massive audience and isn't pivoting to a new one. And while aimed at children, her content is at least not full of cheap sex and toilet humour like that of many Vtubers.

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ARMPIT
PUSSY

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>>22697612
UWAH...

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>>22655098
Annoying Orange was legit because he earned his numbers as a vtuber.

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>>22640645
/hag/bros... How do we keep winning???

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>>22697105
Kids don't stay kids forever

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>>22697105
This. Why not take on the appearance of a cute animal or something? I hope concerned parents get this cyber prostitute banned.

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>>22635756
This model is 10/10.

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>>22696679
If you have a problem with the number one vtuber, maybe you're the contraian. Stay magical.

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>>22697896
>>22641232
>le ironic horny mommy milkers fags
You cowards would run at the first sight of varicose veins. STFU

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>>22698310
Not everyone's as low on testosterone as you, anon.

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>>22698310
How does it feels when your oshi is no longer the most subbed tuber chumbuds?

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>>22698310
Hags are unironically good.

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>>22698310
>*SCs $100 to Gura*
>*pours lotion on Gura nendoroid*
>*wipes grease off face with yellowed Gura daki*
>"You NEED to rape children like I do!"

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>>22698310
For their sake I hope you never see a child in real life.

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Hag karen vtuber lol

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>>22636273
ez booba

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Chumfucks fuming

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>>22639201
She's posting memes on youtube right? Lol

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Has she gotten any rule34 or Koikatsu card yet?

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>>22640802
You can't change the fact she has higher subsriners than gura you dumbfuck

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>find out about her
>oh great, another e-celeb jumping on the bandwagon, let's check how cringe it is
>open video
>super cute model
>sweet voice
>talks like a mother would to her child

Fellas...

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I miss Cookie, new video when?

[Anonymous No.]

Is this why no one has heard of her yet bros? How do we fix this?

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>>22649747
If memory serves I think she's actually under 30 and just has tragic genes

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>>22702950
A memory from when? Are you an og cookie?

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Cookie is the aikatsu/Precure of vtubing, clearly aimed at kids, but still has a huge adult male audience

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>>22703018
I used to watch her occasionally a little over a year ago when I algo'd into childrens youtube off of this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_xxJ1d9yAA

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>>22701637
>spoiler
someone at the horni general is probably making one

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>>22675050
17M >>>4M yeah eat shit

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Anyone have her full model sheet?

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>>22706314
There's none, as far as I'm aware. Not on her mama's twitter and not on hers.

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Sex design

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When's the next video, cookie bros?

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Based lady

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r34 doko?

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>>22697105
I don't think she's a gyaru. I think she's just naturally dark-skinned.
Not to suggest that being a gyaru is inherently inappropriate for kids. Ooh, a woman with a tan. Not really a big deal.

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>>22675050
Cope chumpedo

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If I could decipher her roblox outfit better I'd draw her wearing those overalls

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Is this the new Gura hate thread?
>>22675050
wow, you sure are pathetic chumpedo, thanks for making this gura anti wetdream post for no reason
>>22728091
lmao you got him

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Dabbing on chumbuds is great but I worry that when she actually streams I worry that her CCV won't be all that great and they'll never shut up about it. I hope I'm wrong.

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>>22731342
She doesn't stream actually, her videos are prerecorded and edited.

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>>22731381
If you watched her debut she said she is going to start streaming though.

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>>22732465
I just see designs and cum idk

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>>22731342
Shut up, numberfag. Go back to your containment thread or go bait people about Gura in /ggg/ or Global

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>>22731342
Chumkids always used subcount before so just laugh at them if they bring up CCV.

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>>22736340
>chumbuds using CCV cope
I'd never thought I'd see the day.

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>>22736340
Except this chick is the equivalent to someone like pewdiepie who jumped on the trend with an existing account. Let me know when there’s someone who accomplished that as a vtuber kek

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>>22736447
Chope chumpbud

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>>22736447
And Gura was a youtuber before being a vtuber. Saying "B-But their different names!!!" is cope. Everyone knew her PL within hours of her debut.

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>>22736539
I’m pretty sure anon is referring to channel starting from 0 and I’m pretty sure gura was a vtuber before all this lol

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Help bros i can't stop watching her roblox videos.. Why didn't anyone warn me watching kiara would lead to watching childrens content.

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>>22736631
>channel starting from 0
Ah so no one in hololive then. Just being in the company gets you a 100k+ sub headstart.

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>>22736631
Cookie was a VTuber as well, she was a PNGtuber. This was her old avatar. Cookie got 17 million subs as a png of a cookie with a :3 face. Gura in absolute shambles right now.

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>>22736672
What's your favourite one so far? Didn't watch them yet because I prefer other games but maybe they're better than I think

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>this much shitposting to make a toy review/Roblox channel the face of vtubing
You guys really hate Gura uh

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>>22737033
You mean like chumkids did with Gura when she overtook Ai? Imagine not being able to take a fraction of the shitposting you all did. Just take the L.

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>>22737033
Roblox and toys are based. You'll understand someday when you're older.

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>>22635756
>Retard speak
>Shitty gacha content
>Shitty Android horror game
>Annoying voice
>Spams her thread /here/
>MLP type manchild audience

I'd rather have "Niji/Holo Hate thread #20394" Instead of these forces shit

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>>22737335
Wrong place friend. This isn't the Gura thread.

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hagbros we've won...

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>>22636035
You really have too much free time on your hand Cookie. You should be searching for more kid games

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>>22737335
Cookie swirl has antis now kek. Imagine being an anti for a kids channel.

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>>22737103
Meh I can't take this win as seriously as the AI one to get mad over it, but enjoy your fun you guys are pretty much the new annoying orange "biggest vtuber"

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>>22737365
We were always the winners
>>22737403
>Replying to a day and 13 hour old post
Good job there anon!

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>>22737353
>Implying i watch the worst Vtuber branch in existence

I'll keep my 2views in the background

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>>22737436
>Making any negative comment whatsoever, is considered being an Anti

I hate this Vtuber era Buzzword with all my might.
I genuinely hope you get eviscerated alive while funky town is playing in the background. Skin peeled, hands chopped off and thrown in a cement barrel down a lake.

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>>22737569
Seethe.

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>>22737466
Back to youtube comment section with you faggot. Dont forget the nappy and no crying otherwise no coco melon collab for you ;^(

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>>22737620
No thanks

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>>22737638
>>22737672
Dang this guy is mad lol

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We have gone full circle /vt/, from retarded pedo viewers to elsagate algo vtubers. A perfect match.

Model is pure shotabait sex, must mating press.

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>>22737638
Someone piss in your milk anon?

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>>22737686
New Research and social study;
Did the internet make most man online Socially inept autist?

Seriously, it seems no one is able to decipher intent/emotion behind a message unless there is a big fat "lol" to remind them "Ha yes! I must laugh now."

Banter, look it up.

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>>22737773
After having looked up what Elsagate is, I don't think that describes Cookie very well. Her content is very family friendly.

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So I watched some of the recommended videos from >>22696323 and although I don't really like the content, I have to say she does one thing no other vtuber really does.
She stays IN CHARACTER all the time. Like, she acts as if she is actually her character in the game. Whatever the premise of the game is she puts herself in it, rather than acting as a person playing a game. She responds to people and events in the game personally rather than at one step removed. And she never ever lets it drop for entire 30+ min videos. It's honestly impressive, some vtubers put forward a character but they rarely 100% immerse you in it.

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where is the porn???

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>>22737889
>I'll do you one better, who is the porn?
>I'll do YOU one better, WHY is the porn?

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You niggas are gonna become the bronies of /vt/
I like her design tho

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>>22738133
A wise anon once said to me in a thread so long a time ago, "Everything is about sex. Except sex. Sex is about power."

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>>22737471
If you really watch 2 views, you wouldn't even be here, you fucking retard.

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>>22737871
Her previous gameplay videos certainly lend themselves well to maintaining a strong Vtuber kayfabe. Hope she keeps it up.