/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Confess

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I don't like sex jokes about vtubers and I think porn of them is weird

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I rub my clit to the idea of him fucking me

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>>22611197
Oh wow, that's a vary small penis

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Check out my mixtape bro. I'm thinking about becoming a vsinger. And then fucking your GFE oshi.
The sin is that I'm half-serious about this. Half.
https://litter.catbox.moe/yo62ox.mp3

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>>22610741
Nowadays I watch more yurukyaras, japanese mascots, than vtubers.
It actually took me a while to realize that the term "naka no hito" always referred to the person inside the suit.

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I mostly watch 2views. I dislike collabs becuase I want the girls to read chat & pretend to care about me which I don't get when they're talking to someone else.

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I can only jack it if I hear my homebrewed compilation of grunts and moans collected from my oshi's streams over the course of months

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Bump

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>>22611197
Same but god it feels wrong
>>22615685
Are you really just not going to share that

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>>22610741
I want to become a vtuber just so I could meet more people with similar interests as me.

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>>22623503
Why don't you just meet people?

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>>22610741
I don't even watch vtubers, I'm here to mock you guys and make fun of your "oshis"

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>>22610741
I just recently got into cunnys

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>>22623503
based
that's the right mindset

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>>22611363
its shit stop advertising here

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I don't usually gosling for Ina, but some of her english songs are just... oomph.
Emotions are weird.

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I don't like Nijisanji

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>>22610741
i havent been watching chuubas nearly as much these past few months, i might be starting to move on

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>>22620564
Nah, don't feel embarrassed about it. It's based to lust after Vox, especially since he himself enables and welcomes it. I pumped out two orgasms with my vibrator to his detainment ASMR this morning and I'm feeling fantastic lmfao

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Only fujos and chinese like Vox. Every other woman just wants to shill him out just to dab on female vtubers.

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>>22610741
Everytime i watch noel's asmr i imagine that shes rubbing my ears with her fat tits

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MILORD LOVE!

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>>22627875
You see a channel name? It's not advertising moron.

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I'm desperately waiting on vestia zeta feet art...

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>>22610741
I don't like sex jokes about vtubers, but jerk my dick to porn of them anyway.
I think it's mostly because my oshi has a sex joke mode that they rarely use, but when they use it, they get stuck in it for the whole stream.

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>>22610741
I've kept count of how many times I've beat my dick to each hololive member since 2022 started

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i don't understand the gosling saplings. Are they in denial or doing it ironically? If i was in the same place i couldn't help but think about it which would drive me fucking nuts.

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Fujos that are into Vox disgust me to no end.

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i have exclusively been fapping to my oshi for months now, and they have been the best faps of my life

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Im a holofag who flaseflagged as a nijinigger flaseflagging as holobronie. Made the both side mad and it felt good

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>>22627578
There's nothing wrong with it, anon. no line in the bible mentions that liking a child-like figure is a sin, only the public sees it as a sin.

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>>22610741
I honestly can't think sexually of my oshi, she feels too much of a retard imouto

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>>22633860
Same, I haven't watched a full stream in months and when I try I just stop mid-way to do something else. Losing something you used to enjoy sucks.

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>>22640575
Yeah, his fans are the only Luxiem fans that make me cringe. Looking back I should've have been nicer to Holostars fans.

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>>22633860
Clicking the Youtube notifications and seeing Fubuki dutifully uploading several streams every single day that I just can't be bothered tuning into is a special kind of pain.
I really hope she has a good life.

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>>22610741
I don't mind male/female collabs as long as they abide by some standards to maintain an idol-like image

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I don't do Japanese all the time anymore. Sometimes I'll watch a movie in English.

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>>22625789
>similar interests
It's hard to spare time for the visiting hours at your local Home For Stalkers and Sexual Predafors, anon

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>>22640575
Good thing I'm a hardcore yumejo and not a fujo whatsoever. Checkmate

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>>22643000
Again, I keep seeing people trying to wave the term yumejo as if it makes everything acceptable.
Just because you don't want to see two men fuck each other doesn't mean you're not rotten.
You're still a fujoshi to me. Checkmate is when there's no remaining valid move.

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>>22610741
I love booba

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Sometimes I say
>Pray to the GODCHAMA
but I actually don't pray to the Godchama because I'm atheist which makes this confession pointless I guess.

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I think I turned into a mori anti last night

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>>22643000
yumejo is just fujo being denial

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I'm glad that startend placed not just worse, but far worse than my oshi's team. I don't hate or anti the talents, but I can imagine how insufferable things would have been from their "fans" if they placed above or took my team out in game. The focus of a fanbase that large and annoying will instead be on startend having an awful performance.

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>>22643675
God here.
I put a curse of shrinking penis on you.

Do not pray to me for it is too late already.

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>>22643508
I would never claim to not be “rotten”, lmfao. Rubbed my clit this morning to Vox’s interrogation asmr.

You morons just don’t know basic definitions and use “fujo” constantly as a stand-in for “girl who watches vtubers.” Fujos want to watch the dudes fuck, yumejos just want to get fucked by the dudes. Literally just goslinging 2.0 but clearly it’s too difficult a concept for your stupid holobrony brain to grasp

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>>22643956
I have the power of Anime and GODCHAMA on my side. Prepare to become undone, Anon

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>>22643970
>Phoneposting fujo
Look at what NijiEN has brought here.

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>>22643970
yumejo is just a rebranding of fujoshi, 10 years ago you would have been watching Hetalia

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>>22644193
Damn, you sure told me, anon. All I have to say is that I wish I was a lowly 2D indie desperate for attention and that Vox Akuma would manipulate me, mindbreak me, and break me down until I'm absolutely nothing but a shell of my former self. And he'll do it all on stream so my cuck fanbase can watch as their oshi gets broken by the guy they love to hate. And then I'll go on some Rushia-level menhera sperg on Twitter and become everyone's least favorite Vtuber. I'll make Mori look like a fucking messiah, and I'll only be able to crawl back to Vox because he's the only one who cares enough to give me fake attention anymore.

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>>22644266
Have you debuted yet? Link? Totally not a cuck or anything, ahah...

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>>22634461
L O N D O N
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i used to be a vshojofag, but seeing how /vsj+/ imploded for the past couple of months with the same reasons they felt smugly superior over holofags has been one the most entertaining things i've witnessed this year so far

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I've been thinking a lot this last week & have been regretting my whole life and wishing the whole thing had gone better.

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>>22644193
>calling out phoneposters
>is a phoneposter himself

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>>22643970
>holobrony
The yumejo newfag voxcocksucker is also a tribalist. There was nothing about hololive there, whore. Good people they are, worse than chumbuds

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>>22647963
So, did you just fly in from reddit and you’re now trying to get your Buzzword Points ?

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>>22648321
>this is her best insult

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>>22649041
I must have hit the nail right on the head then. I’m sure okaybuddyhololive misses all your other groundbreaking contributions just like that reply.

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>>22649474
ogey

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But what if it's a male holofan trying to falseflag as a Vox fujo to dirty Nijisanji?
I need to take my meds, I should never have thrown them down the flush.

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>>22647963
It’s the chink fujo that obsessively replies in the numbers thread

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I don't think that I'm going to make it.

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>>22610741
I unironically want a Gura x Projekt Melody collab

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>>22638484
every gosling is in denial, retard
t. sapling gosling

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I once dreamt I raped Mumei, she started crying but I didn't stop

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I was thinking about.Vox when fingerings my anus

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>>22651515
Based

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>>22651656
but I have to clean my floor after this so this is kinda annoying

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>>22610741
I miss the April Fool’s emotes.

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>>22651731
I feel you anon. There's been many an occasion where I forget to put a towel down before I go at it to his ASMRs.

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>>22652617
how to you play your anus when you thinking about our milord

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>>22652711
Well first, I learn English. Second, I press my suction cup dildo against the wall parallel to my bed and, third, I go at it doggy style.

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I've been jerking to cute and funny stuff a bit too much lately

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>>22610741
I still don't watch vtubers much and I only really come to /vt/ for the loli images.

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i'm a 32 year old autist kissless handholdless virgin, i've been a neet for a decade, probably unemployable, the west is collapsing anwyay, lockdown meme virus means there's no reason to leave the house. even if i lucked into a job and a relationship it would be entirely predicated on my value as a unit of economic productivity. might as well just let myself sink into the abyss and fall for a cute anime girl on youtube. her voice, her relaxed manner, her 80 iq, her comfy minecraft and zatsudan streams, these are the things i wake up for. i sit in my chinkshit gaming chair, swaddled in blankets and propped up by a couple of pillows, my electric heater under my desk and just sit borderline comatose for however many hours she decides to stream. or perhaps i just lie in bed with my phone, a hot water bottle under the quilt and overthrow. this way achieves maximum comfort but i feel slight disgust at watching on a phone. then i spend the rest of my time in a desperate scramble to improve my japanese to a point where i can have close to full comprehension of what she is saying before she retires. it might be futile but i will pursue this goal no matter what. and when the day comes that she retires, well, i can just find someone else. with each day that passes, the vtuber world becomes ever more saturated.

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>>22610741
I've never fapped to my oshi

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>>22656121
There's no such thing as too much

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>>22660422
>the west is collapsing anwyay, lockdown meme virus means there's no reason to leave the house.
Easy for someone on welfare or living at home on their parents' dime to say.
You can turn your life around anon, but you have to actually get started. You can get some certificates and land yourself a decent job that doesn't even see you interacting with very many people on a daily basis.

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>wom*n admitting they're full on fapping to their oshi
>m*n admitting they can't fap to their oshi
thread is weird

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>>22656121
You are doing great anon. The more you enjoy it, the better.

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>>22610741
the only vtuber i can coom to is marine, and no she's not my oshi

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Vox fujos are gross
Cunnys are overrated

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I masturbate once a day, when I wake up

>>22611197
How often?

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>>22660422
Based

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>>22671855
That's common knowledge, not much of a confession

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>>22610741
I only watch Korone's streams these days but the magic has already worn off for a long time for me. The day she graduates is the day I fuck off from this medium forever.

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>>22610741
i want to fuck a fujo femanon

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>>22675281
do you mean *the* fujo femanon /here/?

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Subaru makes me hard as diamonds but my oshi is Gura.

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I need to spend less time scrolling on 4chan and more time self-learning.
I'm 26, I already wasted too many chances, I can't afford to waste more years.
Also how do you make a burner twitter account? I want to message things like "bear cunny?" to random vtubers with bear avatars.