カリオペ 森

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A thread for the Sentinel-huntin' Seraph, Calliope Mori, and the Extended Universe

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>>22578011
So what happened to death sensei?

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I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

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>>22577710
>I only ever like watching maybe the first half of FMJ, then shit gets real

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>>22578047
nice farm up state

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森ラブ!
森ちゃんのおっぱいだいすきです!

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she cool but every time she raps it becomes very apparent that she is an Eminem fan. Also cuphead type beats

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>>22578011
https://streamable.com/wj6v2j

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>>22578047
You have to let him go, the accident wasn't your fault

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Did you get lost in the forest?

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I finished watching the Eikawa VOD and I laughed my ass off with Chloe saying she wanted Mori's body, these streams always have some great moments

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>>22579201
Haven't had time to watch it yet, but glad to hear it was still good.
I was worried Bae dropping out was gonna ruin it, but I guess Chloe and Lui know enough English that it's still okay.

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>>22578047
She's right here??

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Mori will continue to reference death sensei, until Shinigami note releases. The RIP sequel might be cluing us in to what actually happened.

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>>22579430
Lui stepped up and was the "guesser" for the game portion (normally that's the EN member's role)

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>>22579088
Nah, I got lost in the supermarket

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>>22580000
When did that happen?

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>>22578047
She teaches English.

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>>22579945
Yeah and Chloe actually did really good explaining the word too

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one of you retards is gonna tell her to delete the current elden ring waiting room, right? she left her superchat on and that's a big nono to fromsoft. you guys get bullied hard enough as it is so don't make it worse.

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>>22580420
The hell do you want >us to do about it?

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>>22580420
She's too busy laying on my bed to change the settings, I'll let her know after monopoly

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>>22580420
Didnt Kiara used to do this and get away with it? It should be fine as long as she realizes before the start of the stream

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>>22580420
Sounds like you were the one bullied as a child

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>>22580478
tweet at her and tell her to delete it and start a new waiting room so she doesn't start holocaust 2.0
>>22580539
better safe than sorry, especially considering how much more tribalistic things have been lately with the nijien leak and fromsoft being super anal about things
>>22580566
I'm just giving a friendly warning. it doesn't matter to me whether she gets flamed or not. just don't ruin the permission for everyone else.

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>>22580420
as long as there aren't any Reds still active when it starts I don't tihnk its a problem

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>>22580420
You probably reminded the teacher they didn't collect homework in school too?

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I like that after the record contract antis moved in to hate Amelia now.

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>>22580041
A while ago but now I can no longer shop happily

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>>22580728
why are you so hostile? I just wanted to make sure she doesn't cause anyone trouble. no wonder why you guys are so hated around here.

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>don't feel like catching up on the VoD
>now not feeling like napping for the sake of the race
but I liked the eikawa so I think it's just ER fatigue and not just general Mori fatigue

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>>22580762
I have no idea what you just said but it's probably stupid.

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>>22580840
Just relax, dude. These things happen. They'll be fine.

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>>22580690
I doubt we can do anything really because she will probably wake up to start the collab like all morning streams. Our best bet is JChad reminding her.

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>>22580762
>Amelia
Are we talking about the same holo here? /hlgg/ is often called /ameg/ before the ame appreciation thread appeared.

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>>22580840
>no wonder why you guys are so hated around here.
Yes newfagchama. That's the reason deadbeats are hated around here.

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>>22580985
>Mori doesn't fix it
>FromSoft perms revoked
>We are freed from Hololive's ER arc

Yes...things will be just fine.

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>>22581042
He's just a retard spouting bs about Ame to push the deadbeats vs teamates tribalism.

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>>22581132
Leading with "one of you retards" out of nowhere made that pretty clear. Hopefully one day he learns how to interact with human beings

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>>22581389
>4chan
>human beings

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>>22578047
He's still there, she mentioned him not too long ago. Maybe the dude's having a nice vacation, getting some drinks, texting his apprentice photos asking "does this outfit work?" and asking embarrassing questions about how to hit on chicks because it's been so long.

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>>22581088
God I wish, not because of the time loop, but because I hate souls games

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>>22581088
MORI RUINED ELDEN RING

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>>22578047
Better question, what happened to Omega? I'm starting to think he actually got fired.

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>>22582035
he was rape corrected to death

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>>22582114
yeah, by me

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>>22582114
>fucking his bussy
Ew. Thanks for taking care of him teamates, I guess?

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I am almost perfectly sauced up for the ER race, gonna be a fun time

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Moom streaming some Minecraft with open VC in ~10 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o20cUodnzZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o20cUodnzZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o20cUodnzZQ

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Do you guys think Mori is gonna rely on Deadbeats to carry her through the rest of her ER playthrough instead of practice and skill? Kinda depressed with how things are going rn, desu.

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>>22582438
I just got back from Easter Vigil and am going to drink and play along with the race. A drink for every fail

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>>22582035
There was a job opening for managers, so who knows

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>>22582778
you are going to die

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>>22582778
RIP deadbeat

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>>22582799
Just a sip of beer each one, I'm not suicidal

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>>22582748
Yeah, probably. That's just the way she likes to play these games.
After watching her play it, do you really think she beat Bloodborne 4 times on her own solo?

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>>22582856
Don't respond to the retard. He saw people were actually talking about relevant things and decided to force his timeloop again

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>>22582856
Probably not, honestly. She doesn't have the brain or patience for it. She should consider just playing something else.

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Do they have sex before or after recording sessions?

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>>22583174
During

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>>22583174
After to celebrate obviously

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>>22583226 (me)
[I am the one who records them]

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>>22583226
No wonder the songs are pure sex

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>>22583174
yes, it's with me

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>>22583174
Mori desperately needs an idol costume now.

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Eikaiwa cute

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>>22583360
she has a sex idol costume

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>Bae didn't show up
>next episode of CHADcast is now (Civilization Hope and Death)

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>>22582227

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Just started up the Eikaiwa vod
How do I get these two animals away from my wife?

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>>22583442
Bae was sick from hangover from getting drunk during her karaoke.

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>>22583554
Impossible, our boy is an industrial-grade chick magnet.

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>>22583593
And the rootcrop can't even infer that her liver has limits.

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>>22583514
BLESS YOU COUPONBEAT

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>>22583514
Based

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>>22583628
well, Bae does get wasted after a single wine cooler. The two beers that she drank shouldn't hurt a normal human

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>>22583554
She already invited them into her bathroom with her

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>>22583697
HAG AND CUNNY IN MY BATHROOM SINK

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>>22583514
You've really been going while today huh?
>>22583554
Oh just you wait

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>>22583747
was this a japanese thing? What did Lui mean?

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>>22583514
sugoi

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Calvin/ Mori/ Suisei threesome...?

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>>22583514
remember it ain't gay as long as you top

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>>22583838
Calvin/Hakos threesome with me__

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>>22583798
Lui is simply much more weird than she looks. Catching gero is most likely just one of the many fucked up things she's into.

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So who here is gonna try and race along with the girls today?

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>>22583898
Geez. Go take a cold shower, IRyS

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>>22583798
I can only hope she was trying to mean that she would hold the bag that Mori is vomiting into. But, these women, I don't know sometimes.

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>>22583697
When Mori said she and Lui would scrub down Chloe’s body it was hot. I look forward to the threesome at Mori’s place.

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>>22583913
I have a suspicion she is a westaboo. She’s a big Harry Potter fan, as well as being super into Takamori prior to joining Hololive. Probably is a fembeat living the dream, willing to do weird things for Mori.

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Are Whiskey Sours supposed to be a light drink?
whenever I make it myself its usually mostly whiskey with just a hint of sour

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>>22584082
I can't tell with ESL.
Saying "I'll hold your hair back" is a normal thing, but I don't know JP expressions

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>>22584447
no those are not light

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>>22583514
is that Omega? based.

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>>22583554
you don't just have them join you in bed.

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>>22584509
okay, I think I misheard Mori. Now that I think about it. Pretty sure she said lemon sours instead of whiskey sours

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Isn't Kronii's run @ 11JST?

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>>22583961
Bad art. Should be her napping in the background while a Deadbeat holds the weapon. More accurate to reality.

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>>22584719
Based on some of the stuff Mumei was saying a few minutes ago I think Kronii might have dropped entirely.

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>>22584831
That's fine. Mori, IRyS, and Ina should be fun and Kronii doing the run later doesn't make as much sense anyway.

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>>22582035
He certainly got reprimanded. He’s been MIA for a while, the twitter account doesn’t say anything anymore, just RTs stuff. Probably overstepped his bounds in someway. I’ve seen the clips of Kiara shitting on the guy as well as other clips from other EN girls seemingly dumping on a certain manager, but I don’t think Mori’s really had any strong opinions on the guy beyond losing it when Kiara was taking a fat one on the chuuni lore Council got saddled with.

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>>22585032
>but I don’t think Mori’s really had any strong
Welcome newbeat!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFAkojHSeHE&t=6762s

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>>22583961
Iam pretty sure this is just a newbie race mori love tournament soo I think the next race she will think is who will finish the game the fastest

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>>22583961
I just finished my frenzied flame playthrough, so I have to start a new character anyway

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>>22585243
>no timestamp
What's the point of this anon

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Ame tummy hort, RIP my pre-game plans

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>>22585797
Click the link and wait like 30 seconds, silly. I did the work for you.

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>>22585819
Well there's still Moom, Sora, or Noel

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>>22585819
Bread hate

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>Mori has sex for the first time.
>Won't ever shut up about sex.
>Acts like shes good at it but never finishes.
>Brings it up in every conversation.
>Invites everyone to a sex tournament race.

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>>22586627
>First time
DYRBI?

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Bets on how long the winner will take?

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>>22586627
>Mori has sex for the first time.
Yeah, with me

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>>22587019
Ina's gonna beat it first try

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>>22587076
>Gets it down to ~1000 health
>PC crashes

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>>22585837
I had to copy and paste into another tab instead of just clicking the embed video I'll be more direct and say the guy probably got the boot cause of straight up incompetence. Irys's model at debut was absolutely terrible despite decent (albeit out of place) art followed up by chuuni lore that Council got that fell completely flat in the sense that no one took it seriously. The fact the guy was pretty adamant about being seen as the head of the EN project meant he was definitely the guy to point the finger at if they wanted to blame someone for all of this. The rrats about how he might have known Ina and Irys is their past lives doesn't help the guy out either considering the things I heard about Mel's old manager. Either way Mori love.

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>>22587033
Failing to get erect isn't having sex, Anon.

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>>22586790
She is still in the contrarian phase where she never did it because fans of it won't shut up about how good it is (just like Jojo) when she actually does it it will go just like that.

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>>22587213
How did this conversation go to race to sex in a sec

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>english word game
>mojito
THIS BITCH

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>>22586627
>Invites everyone to a sex tournament race.
fuck that sounds amazing

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>>22586627
They'll all need to have sex with the same person (me) so that it's fair.

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Is there any poison mist (or any equivalent) early on in ER? If leveling and other stuff is allowed, I wager that that'd be the way to go.

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>>22587755
If you run to Caelid you can pick up I think two different things that give poison. I imagine you are allowed to go outside of Limgrave to set up so they should be accessible

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Dark room but two gently glowing red eyes

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>>22587755
There's poison mist on the Weeping Peninsula. Extremely easy to access.

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>>22588056
I assume that's a no go since you'd need to use a seal to cast it and they're not using any weapons other than clubs.

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>>22588107
One of the poisons in Caelid I mentioned is a weapon art, does that fly or no

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>>22588141
I'm pretty that weapon art doesn't work on the club so that would disqualify it

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>>22588141
If you can attach it to a club then they can probably do it.

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>>22588141
Not sure. They can get the recipe for Poison Pots right outside of Caelid though. I'm sure that's fine since it's a consumable. One pot does enough poison build up to poison the sentinel instantly, even at the base 10 arcane.

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>>22588247
club is a hammer class right? It works on those

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>>22588335
Surely the pots themselves would be an issue too right?

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>>22588528
you can buy some off merchants. I never crafted so I don't know how many you need to make a consumable but as far as I remember there's more than one merchant that sells them

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>>22588528
It doesn't go in a weapon slot, so I don't think it's against the rules.
If you're talking about getting cracked pots for crafting, you can buy 3 in the church next to the sentinel, or start with one as your keepsake. Once you use the crafted pot, you get the cracked pot back and craft with it again.

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>>22587755
There's rot dragonbreath, you can get it by getting to the Caelid dragon temple and you only need two hearts I think, so you can just bleed cheese Greyoll

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>>22588719
>If you're talking about getting cracked pots for crafting, you can buy 3 in the church
I was and the more you know. I've use the throwables once in my play through so I missed that entirely.

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RAGGED WRETCHES, WHAT'S YOUR WISDOM?

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>>22588729
how are you bleed cheesing with just the club? Just the time spent riding that far could be used to beat him

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I'm gonna go try this right now to see how bad it's gonna be

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>>22587755
I'd say either poison pots or even just the jellyfish ashes would be the way to go. Both can be sprinted to as soon as you get the horse and don't require going anywhere too dangerous.

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>>22589008
Just have to grab the uchi from the catacombs in the north first, don't even have to do the boss inside

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>>22589330
You can't use the uchigatana.

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>>22588033
the glow is so faint it's almost not even there but (You) can see it

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>>22588972
KEK.

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>>22588972
10?

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>>22589075
I can already reliably get him to half so not so bad, I think the strat is just upgrading the club two or three times and its easy mode

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>>22589943
Dont upgrade anything and go fight how long is it going to be

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gura and moomei and sauna cute

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48 hour collab stream lets go!

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>>22589943
I think the ideal strat would be:
>get Torrent
>run past the troll
>grab that golden seed and talk to Roderika for the jellyfish ashes
>travel back to the church near the sentinel and rest until night
>get the spirit calling bell

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>>22588033

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>>22590114
Yea true, I'm not even using torrent yet sp I'll try him out next

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mask fetish

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>>22590345
Meds

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>delayed

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Fuck this bitch and her stupid ass delays. Every motherfucking stream. I'm fuming

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>>22590514
touch grace

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>>22590514
God she’s dumb

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>>22590345
Looks too much like Carrot

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>>22590345
she has to smell her stinky alcoholic breath under her mask whenever she's out in public

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>>22590690

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>>22590514
It's likely Ina this time, she's the only one without a frame up. Patiently wait for the priestess.

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>>22590808
>suddenly this delay is not a big deal

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>>22590808
it's always Ina. Always taking fat shits right as they're supposed to go live

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>>22590776
She will never take her mask and bombard your senses with her stanky breath.

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>>22590024
>>22590114
so uh, shield side L1 strafe is pretty much enough, I third tried him on torrent no upgrades

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Mori live!

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i hope mori cures my hangover

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>>22588033
I'd just about anything for those two eyes

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>>22590794
Wow, Amelia Watson cosplaying Mori Calliope's 2nd outfit!

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>>22590877
Fucking told you guys, always with the bowl problems with this girl

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Jesus christ this is the second time Mori got ghosted today.

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who's going to win the race?

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>>22591735
>Hololive hates Mori

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>>22591860
there's no doubt I already won

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my Mori is true unga bunga now

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>>22591870
what if it was reversed the entire time?

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why does she have to be like this

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>>22591735
good, she should remember the feeling and consider how the girls feel about her no-showing on the TTRPG out of nowhere

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>>22592068
she lost the trust of her friends

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>shrek already

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>Shrek
Noel it is

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>>22592177
I'm surprised your mudhut can hold an internet connection

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>Offcollab

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>A wretch who needs to weird a club and unga bunga a knight to death
The literal ogre Shrek makes a ton of sense here honestly

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>>22592383
*wield
damn the alcohol is already kicking in

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>>22592452
You made it weird, deadbeat.
You know what that means right??

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I understand they're waiting for Ina but I hope they don't spend forever creating characters, that was always an energy dip in all the elden streams

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>>22592714
its the part women like most

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I would fucking kill for a CHADcast Megamind watchalong

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Shrek is a bit of a chad Mori. Especially the storybook version.

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>>22592835
doesn't shrek rape villagers in the folklore?

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>>22592714
Just enjoy the zatsu, they're comfortable with each other so conversation goes well.

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>>22592816
That would be pretty great.

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MoRyS offcollab real

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Megamind was a great film, it got buried cause it came out the same year as Tangled and Despicable Me, but has survived through memes.

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SHREK SHREK SHREK. HAHA IT WILL MAKE HATERS MAD, HAHA FUNNY.

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>>22592835
idk if this is real but this is all I know about book shrek

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I'm so sick of the shrek joke

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>>22593196
Are you mad though?

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>>22592916
Haven't read the full thing myself, just seen pages.

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>>22593295
no , my expectations are at the bottom low already.

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Noel got to phase 2, it's looked pretty doable before that but that bitch gets aggressive
Noel noises are fucking hilarious tho

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>>22593354
Then why are you complaining?

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sorry I'm going to be hanging out with your oshi tomorrow I won't be too rough with her

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>>22592994
Megamind was better than Despicable Me, and it's a crime that it was underrated

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>>22593395
>First she fucks Bae
>Now she's fucking Mori
Someone needs to stop her

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>>22593395
I'd pay real life money for it to become 'IRyS shows Mori more anime' over 'Mori shows IRyS Shrek 2'

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>>22593424
meme yellow dot people carried DM.

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Am I going to be called an anti if I say I think this is going poorly?

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>>22593395
We're ok with it, if you want to trigger people make the same post but reversed on /HiRyS/

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Ina doko... I want to start already...

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>>22593573
The meme yellow dot people are a blight on Illumination is what they are

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oh no...

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mori
please

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>>22593612
You're an anti if you think it's Mori's fault and not Ina's

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>>22593395
Excellent.

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let me know when she stops this shit
Im watching the minecraft collab til then

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>>22593675
they make merch money

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>She will once again read a story of Shrek fucking a child

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>>22593707
I didn't say thing about it being Mori's fault. Mori is responsible for the format and planning though.

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>ywn make Mori as wet as Shrek does

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I considered sleeping over this collab
guess Ina did too

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>>22593794
>I didn't say thing about it being Mori's fault
>proceeds to blame Mori
ogey

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>>22593794

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Wow I tuned into this collab at the best possible time

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Shrek is gonna lose us Fromsoft permissions

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tfw

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Legitimately had to mute this. I can't deal with this shrek shit anymore. What is it with her running jokes into the ground

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>>22593817
go to bed anon

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>>22593855
I both did not and did say who is responsible for the format which facilitates this being a problem in the first place. If it was just them playing together Ina could pop in later. The fact that this is a race allows this error to be created.

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>22593817
>22593748
>22593935
BitchBeats out in full force

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don't leave your children around mori

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>>22593935
I had it muted this entire time, she needs that fucking break bad

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>I loved Mori so much, I had all the merchandise and bought all the memberships

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>>22593935
I muted when she started, I can handle cringe but this feels almost malicious

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>>22594025
I can't help it, she's their mom

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>>22594025
>Mori-senpai are you a pedo?
>NO
>reads a story about a child being raped anally 3 times

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>>22594025
Reminder the Japanese government hired her to teach

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Shrek stunned a lot of people at the time cause of it's heartfelt and honest story tackling themes such as society's expectations for outcasts in a film about a big green ogre. Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life is where Shrek became a major internet meme.

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>>22593919
>tfw four inches shorter then Shrek
This makes me a small king, therefore I will win Mori

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>>22594120
KEK

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>>22594029
You need a break from this board

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>>22594120
>raped
IT WAS WILLING

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>>22594122
Can you IMAGINE how many shotas Mori collected for her dungeon in that time?

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>>22594179
anon I think your oshi might be shrek

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>>22594120
Since Mori loves this story and other greentexts so much, it is safe to conclude she herself used to created rape greentexts on 4chan?

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>>22594120
when he took Shrek 20 foot long shrock it was consensual fucktard

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>>22594275
>it is safe to conclude she herself used to created rape greentexts on 4chan?
We can never be 100% sure but I wouldn't bet against it either

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>>22594194
>You can't rape the willing
>Shrek he's a CHILD
>WE WERE ALL CHILDREN AT ONE POINT

[Anonymous No.]

It's true you know.

[Anonymous No.]

This sucks

[Anonymous No.]

He's so upset, can't wait for IRyS and Mori to have sex tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>22594486
Nah I don't think that the kid sucked off Shrek. Pay attention anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like mori has been worse about the shrek/adamsandler deadhorsebeating these past couple weeks. Or am I just getting fed up with it after an entire year and a half

[Anonymous No.]

Snapped this pic after she told me the same decade old Shrek joke she loves for the hundredth time. It makes her so happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22593947
there are some really fun streams going, I'll stick around

[Anonymous No.]

Can we get that SEA range-ban soon? That or shut down their VPN services

[Anonymous No.]

>>22594608
nah ER has been a bit worse for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>22594609
HOLY SEX

[Anonymous No.]

>>22594608
she's gone full-force into it

[Anonymous No.]

Moririn is dumpy

[Anonymous No.]

5 bucks we still don't start in 20 minutes but Ina is still not here so they start without her.

[Anonymous No.]

It has been 1 hour from the original start time

[Anonymous No.]

>>22594740
I just realized that at this angle it's the pov of a shota staring up at Mori's ass. Sugoi

[Anonymous No.]

>>22594608
.>we need to get her obsessed over a new meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>22594886
quoteletchama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>22594729
It's going to reach a breaking point eventually
It won't break me, but Jesus Christ is there going to be a snap

[Anonymous No.]

>look at Ina's twitter
>she only went to bed 5 hours ago
Didn't watch the karaoke to know anymore context, but I think she might be just be conked out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22594886
Say no more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22594957
Likely the case but her net was also on shaky ground during the Karaoke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22594980
ONE MILLION

[Anonymous No.]

>>22594994
>Ina calls to complain
>they shut her off to "investigate" the issue
I'd believe it

[Anonymous No.]

It's weird that she's been ghosted twice in the past 24 hours

[Anonymous No.]

Once again I am baffled that they don't seem to have each other's phone numbers...

[Anonymous No.]

>>22593902
I am ok with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>22594938
my intention was to not make it green

[Anonymous No.]

>>22594994
>>22595020
Someone DM LTT to hook both Ina and Kronii with better tech.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22594609
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>22595097
>he hates green
Racist

[Anonymous No.]

>>22595068
One of the most casual multi million dollar corporation around. Please understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22594853
or when this is about to happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>22595137
who would be linus' oshi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22594886
Granted. She gets obsessed over the Dung Eater shitpost instead.

[Anonymous No.]

TAKO LIVES, TAKO LIVES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22594786
dang

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER

[Anonymous No.]

OH THANK GOD

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck is mori seriously starting the timer from the main menu? why not start from the first time you get up from the first step grace?

[Anonymous No.]

Welp, now it's time to read shrek pasta to Ina, too. Can't have her missing out, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22595216
kronii
linus seems to like women who treat him with indifference

[Anonymous No.]

INA A-WAH-KE

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to complain about this stream FYI

[Anonymous No.]

>>22595398
not flat enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>22595388
This is nothing go watch pokemon brillant diamond when sana was there the sex shrek story is great

[Anonymous No.]

>>22595228
I'll honestly take variations of the poo-poo licker at this point

[Anonymous No.]

Using summons for this would be really lame.

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>>22594608
You're not wrong, playing a ridiculously long game (moreso if you struggle) with a meme character based on that stuff will do that. not quite so much for snoop but that's probably just her trying to avoid saying something racist so instead we get more bad british accent.

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>>22595398
ass needs to be fatter

[Anonymous No.]

>>22595398
>no giant ass
In the trash it goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22595650
I had a dream last night where I personally knew Mori, and had to do damage control on her social media after she said Nigger on stream

[Anonymous No.]

Hahaahaha you thought you'd be free from shrek memes now. THINK AGAIN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22595755
Ina is flat
this includes her ass

[Anonymous No.]

will ina stream? its going to be awkward when she wins but theres no proof

[Anonymous No.]

>>22595875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgzmd83wpaA

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>>22595853
Interesting argument, but consider the following: https://streamable.com/5b3cyz

[Anonymous No.]

elden cock ring

[Anonymous No.]

Inners is too precious

[Anonymous No.]

She's going straight for summons...

[Anonymous No.]

mori you shitter what happened to doing it "legit"

[Anonymous No.]

mind explaining why your oshi is...not fighting the tree sentinel ?

[Anonymous No.]

>last Mori stream that i can watch this year
>Elder ring

I don't like this game but ina+irys+Mori is comfy as fuck,I will miss her and you fuckers so much

[Anonymous No.]

remember when Mori was gonna do it with 'handicap' unlike the others

[Anonymous No.]

>>22596546
she remembered she's not actually that good and doesnt want to do a 30h+ stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>22596643
you the guy deploying or the felon? either way good luck

[Anonymous No.]

Wait I just woke up what's Mori doing? Why is she killing normal soldiers and not TS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22596546
She saw that it took Aki 15 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22596709
>you the guy deploying or the felon? either way protect your butthole

[Anonymous No.]

>>22596736
Their only rule is that you have to use the club. They can go grab levels/armor/talismans/etc, but it's a risk since someone else could win in that time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22596811
I'm watching the stream from my prison cell. I hear anon is coming by to say hi soon, I can't wait to stretch his butthole while I pretend I'm smashing Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>22595398
How is Ina so erotic when her design and her personality is literally anti-sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22596862
only a little bit disappointed since Mori said she wouldnt
she gave up after how many minutes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22596959
cloistered asian pussy anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>22596862
But that's idiotic. You could rush and get like 2-3 extra seeds/tears and maybe 4-5 levels in the span of half an hour or just use a horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22596959
>design
>anti-sex
Bro, have you ever seen Ina?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22596907
make him "guh" once for me

>>22596959
everyone wants to corrupt innocence
>see above

[Anonymous No.]

Umm, why is mori so stupid? Wasnt the whole point that they must kill him at level 1 wretch and only club?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22596709
Im becoming a militarybeat
>>22596811
My ass is only for Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>22597075
Yeah, it's almost like they don't want to be at this for 15 hours or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22597110
>Im becoming a militarybeat
horrible timing, what branch?

[Anonymous No.]

14:18
Where are ya'll at?

[Anonymous No.]

How hard will /hlgg/ seethe if Mori wins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22597222
We got another one bountybeat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22597222
you beat girls at videogames, congrats

[Anonymous No.]

>>22597287
They'll insist she cheated because she didn't do it at level 1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22596959
Her personality is pure sex Anon.
Just imagine her teasing you while you try to sleep or eat with that shy/smug Aura

[Anonymous No.]

>>22597287
Ironically not as hard as here

[Anonymous No.]

>>22597287
honestly I'm just sad she went back on her word super fast
again

[Anonymous No.]

>>22597320
we're competing against each other retardchama
>>22597222
I might go for a faster run but that seems fucked up now that im warmed up

[Anonymous No.]

>>22597389
I wish she would have at least tried with nothing for an hour or so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22597389
It begins.

[Anonymous No.]

What hasn't ranni given mori???

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>>22597328
Naturally. Calli is literally disqualified in my book. She always comes off as a tourist posing as hardcore fan. She literally doesnt get it why people dont like it, just likes he doesnt get why ppl care if she summons people for bosses.

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>>22597438
>Mori says she'll try with nothing even after telling girls anything goes
>instead the girls do it with nothing while she instantly goes for extra shit
>YAAAAAAAAAAS SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAY SHREK SO FUNNY

[Anonymous No.]

>>22597438
she literally said she wouldnt do it until they did
plus, Mori's my boy so I'm 100% allowed to call her a pussy ass bitch ass pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>used to only drink dr. pepper
BASED AF

[Anonymous No.]

>>22597216
Yeah,only 3 days for the ep and tomorrow I have to go,honestly sucks

Branch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22597414
damn, I feel like my time is pretty slow especially with the 4 minute one in global

[Anonymous No.]

IRyS. Please let her watch Steins' gate PLEASE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22597536
>Branch?

Service branch anon? You not US?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22597536
army navy airforce?
or are you in a country where you are just a conscript?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22597654
I want Mori to autistically say El Psy Congroo at every instance

[Anonymous No.]

I just wanna say I love Mori's discord Icon also that most of you are fags

[Anonymous No.]

>>22596959
>personality is literally anti-sex
>he says that about one of HoloEN's biggest teases who flirts with her both her genmates and her chat every other stream
ロル
ルマオ

[Anonymous No.]

>>22597442
Tits

[Anonymous No.]

If she was gonna take advantage of summons, the Jellyfish would have definitely been the play here. Would be amusing if she gets third even though she's using the summons.

[Anonymous No.]

morig i want to have sex with louis

[Anonymous No.]

>>22597442
the 4 handed tug stroke prod and pinch

[Anonymous No.]

>>22597878
Im enjoying this collab but im unironically rooting against her now

[Anonymous No.]

>>22597657
>>22597763
I'm a spic,I think is called a conscript,yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>22597915
what does 4-handed sex look/feel like

[Anonymous No.]

>>22597917
This, it would be lame if she won when the others are purposefully choosing not to use anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22597901
Would you vomit in her mouth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22597811
Have you seen Ina's flirting? Its like a middle school boy asking a girl he likes to the dance.

[Anonymous No.]

it's really telling that even when she thinks she gots the 'strat', she just half-asses it and ends up doing worse than everyone else

[Anonymous No.]

>>22597805
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>22598027
she doesn't 'have the strat' she simply isn't willing enough to learn from her failures to properly learn the moveset.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Damn, the frame drops are really bad in this spot.
Not coping, I'm also bad at the game kek.

[Anonymous No.]

Leonard is the real protagonist of this game

[Anonymous No.]

>>22597964
dunno but hopefully shes not a back clawer

[Anonymous No.]

>>22598445
leonard had sex with Fia and died

[Anonymous No.]

>>22598586
>hopefully she's not a back clawer
What are you, gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22598631
>>22598445
haha oops I was thinking of Lionel

[Anonymous No.]

I AM DONE
Stream 11 is UP TO DATE

[Anonymous No.]

>>22598586
Sounds like a problem for future me

[Anonymous No.]

>>22597964
https://twitter.com/saint_uvuv/status/1501901564092772354?s=21

[Anonymous No.]

Mori unironically needs an intervention for Shrek and Sandler obsession.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22597222
I forgot to log out immediately so it's actually around 4:30 but I'll take this either way. The first 1.5 hours of my first playthrough it took me to kill it must have really ingrained it in me considering I haven't fought the guy since then as a lvl 1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22598661
its hot when it happens but the shower after is no fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>22598753
dagnabit, I'm still the slowest one itt

[Anonymous No.]

>>22598738
Kiara will replace it with LOTR autism

[Anonymous No.]

he's back

[Anonymous No.]

>>22598753
The gamer of /vt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>22598836
I would love it if Shrek and Sandler obsession got replaced with LOTR and Steins;Gate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22598009
>Its like a middle school boy asking a girl he likes to the dance
Consider the following, then go fuck yourself in the ass with a cactus: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35cmGkZYWAE

[Anonymous No.]

I need Mori to sing Bleed it Out

[Anonymous No.]

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
I AM USING THE PROPER CHANNELS

[Anonymous No.]

>>22598977
>basing flirting on anime
yes, completely innocent

[Anonymous No.]

>>22599118
Kek
keep us updated

[Anonymous No.]

>>22598836
Kiara please i'm begging you. I'm not even super burnt out on the shrek stuff but god this would be a dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>22599118
I stand with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22599118
I'm willing to be a signatory to that

[Anonymous No.]

>>22599175
the way she goes on about things though...
monkey's paw she'd become super invested into Amazon LOTR and claim it's super good

[Anonymous No.]

>>22599118
I hope the intern who sees this understands English.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22599118
Just start the petition

[Anonymous No.]

>>22599157
>complaining about someone's flirtation skills on a Vietnamese kite-making forum full of emotionally stunted autists
Nigga, where the fuck do you think we are ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22599226
you are a bad person for forcing me to think about this

[Anonymous No.]

>>22599118
based, thank you anon-sama

[Anonymous No.]

Ina is getting really close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22599226
If it does a monkey's paw and we get that, I will fucking kill you

[Anonymous No.]

>>22599118
>>22599153
>>22599186
>>22599205
>>22599256
>>22599295
>>22599358
brittle bones, all of you

[Anonymous No.]

IRyS please force Mori to watch something new instead of Jojo again. She needs to have new media to talk about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22599118

[Anonymous No.]

>>22599456
Hey I'm fine with Mori, I just wanted applaud this anons efforts on his post

[Anonymous No.]

Mori, stop fucking explaining why you're using summons to chat. New watchers are always going to be asking, christ why read that comment

[Anonymous No.]

>>22599456
Tell this bitch to give me Mori milk then. I need some calcium.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22599456
She needs to quit the bri'ish accent while we're petitioning

[Anonymous No.]

>>22599579
I for one am glad she needs to revisit the fact of being a shitter every so often

[Anonymous No.]

>>22599456
It's good content anon

[Anonymous No.]

IRyS so tilted

[Anonymous No.]

Mori please stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>22599607
>he hates Bri'ish Mori
How the fuck can someone be so gay ?

[Anonymous No.]

jwu, is Mori doing better or worse than Ina/Irys rn

[Anonymous No.]

>>22599607
The bri'ish can be charming. It's the italian that makes me want to grind my own bones into dust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22599763
She using summons while the other two aren't so I don't really care. I'm just enjoying the zatsu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22599763
Ina winning was known from the start, we're just enjoying the zatsu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22599763
current rankings is Ina>Mori>IRyS on boss progress

[Anonymous No.]

>>22599763
She's somehow doing worse despite being the only one taking advantage of her rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22599763
Not sure about IRyS, but Ina's been extremely close a few times now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22599797
>>22599798
>>22599805
>>22599818
wait she's using summons? wow, that's really our Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>22599792
>Giorno Giovanni
>Parmesan
>Mario
>Ravioli

Mori's accents are pain

[Anonymous No.]

>>22599798
Wait ina won

[Anonymous No.]

>>22599893
No but she's gotten the closest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22599893
Not yet, but we all know she will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22599874
I for one fucking love them

[Anonymous No.]

>>22599353
its not a complaint, I prefer it

[Anonymous No.]

>>22599874
it's cringe, one time I had to take my headphones off but I still love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>22599589
based same

[Anonymous No.]

Ina and IRyS will unironically win this fight while Mori is busy grinding some unrelated shit