Where's the fucking porn

[Anonymous No.]

It's been almost a day

[Anonymous No.]

>>22568782
Make some yourself then faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22568782
Looks like shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22568782
Literally who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22569234
The most subbed vtuber in the world now

[Anonymous No.]

>>22569234
gura killer (real)

[Anonymous No.]

>>22568782

[Anonymous No.]

>>22569532
*blocks your path*

[Anonymous No.]

>>22569234
me

[Anonymous No.]

>>22569234
Just some chuuba who is 5 times bigger than your oshi (no matter who that is)

[Anonymous No.]

>>22569987
gave up after a day because muh sponsors

[Anonymous No.]

>>22574970
wow, she gained 400k since this morning
the growthrate is beyond insane, 100m within 2 years?
this can lead to vtubers going mainstream

[Anonymous No.]

>>22574970
reborn chuubas don't count, yes that includes fucking nyanners on yt

[Anonymous No.]

>>22568782
>Lamy but she’s actually attractive and not a yellow eyed blue retard girl that keeps talking about herself in third person
Perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22568782
I want to suck on those gummy bears

[Anonymous No.]

>>22575185
2 million fans following S**z**a to her rebirth doesn’t count either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22575280
wut

[Anonymous No.]

>>22575153
she has the algorythm on her side
>face reveal
>family friendly content aimed at children
>only boost games
>very diverse followers, therefore pops up at random as suggestion

[Anonymous No.]

>>22575363
how new?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22575185
holonigger cope

[Anonymous No.]

>>22575422
It's called buff games, games that help a vtuber gain viewership and may prevent reclining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22575280
how does 2M people follow the rebirth of an account that had only 1M subs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22568782
Calm down Candy, you need to gather artists first

[Anonymous No.]

>>22578013
>nearly 10 million views on every fucking video
fractions.
her growth won’t be real until she passes a certain million milestone. only then can I accept it

[Anonymous No.]

>>22569234
Gyaru Lamy

[Anonymous No.]

>>22575184
Neck yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>22575422
Does she though? Had literally never heard of this bitch until faggots started shit posting about her here.

[Anonymous No.]

>81 million votes

[Anonymous No.]

>>22579261
anon are you an underaged youth? if not I think that’s your answer on why you haven’t

[Anonymous No.]

>>22579261
then maybe instead of only reading only here about her go and check out her channel and see for yourself
content is mainly aimed at children (also see info-page, has other childtubers linked to her)
it is like one of those shitty animated indian children channels where parents put a tablet in front of them and then do something else.
that is the goldmine for viewers, easy 10m+ views on any video

[Anonymous No.]

>>22569912
>>22574970
Why isn't your YouTube in English? What SEAnigger language is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22568782
this might very well be the final yab
for reasons explained by >>22580040
if ever you were concerned about giant corporate products infecting the genre, a wholly-family-friendly channel akin to Sesame Street adopting a vtuber persona
will do more damage than any faggot waifu gacha or NFT bandwaggoning

[Anonymous No.]

I've seen anons saying that now she's the only true seiso vtuber. Whether it's joking or not, of course she is going to be wholesome as she manages a kids channel. Will you seriously watch her content from now on?

[Anonymous No.]

Soon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>22580040
So anyone posting her here should be reported for being underage B&

[Anonymous No.]

No one gives a shit about this person other than to say "gura btfo"

[Anonymous No.]

>>22569532
If we go by this logic wouldn't PewDiePie be #1 since he has a vtuber char?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22581410
the rapture of vtubing is happening. all of the bandwagoners will stay on youtube with shit vtuber youtubers/streamers while the TRUE fans will be taken away by vtuber jesus

[Anonymous No.]

>>22584214
Of course she make the numberfags cream their pants as they're that heavily autistic

[Anonymous No.]

>>22581410
I never believed the people who said Vshojo/thots or even menheras were going to be the downfall of vtubing. It was always going to be the opposite, the Disneyfication of vtubers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22568887
I would if i can actually something that wont end up looking like shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>22569234
Shes literally gura’s oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>22575185
Then dont count gura or 80% of hololive then

[Anonymous No.]

>>22584758
Do they know each other? Considering they basically did the same thing, children’s toys channel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22584214
17m people (and not deadsubs too lol) beg to differ

[Anonymous No.]

>>22568782
Have no idea who this

[Anonymous No.]

>>22568782
why is a vtuber for toddlers so fucking hot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22569532
Its pewdiepie

[Anonymous No.]

>>22568782
> Porn gets released
> Porn gets shared on Twitter
> Children stumbled on her Porn
> Parents finds their children
watching her Porn
> Parents enrage and demands to take action
> ????
> Profit.

C'mon artists of 4chan where are the lewds?

[Anonymous No.]

stop coping to invalidate this gura killer with the pewdiepie argument, pewdiepie just got a vtuber model, this girl has transitioned to vtubing full time from what i understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>22589415
We dont have any /here/ doujin artists

[Anonymous No.]

>>22580040
>it is like one of those shitty animated indian children channels where parents put a tablet in front of them and then do something else.
>that is the goldmine for viewers, easy 10m+ views on any video
/thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>22580574
>can't recognize polish

[Anonymous No.]

>>22575153
>vtubers going mainstream
kys we have enough normies into vtubing as it is, why would you wish this nightmare upon us all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22581410
>Implying that a Sesame Street VTuber wouldn't be Kino
Baffling take, especially because the Muppet VTuber would happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>22575280
>implying a majority her 900k subs were not dead subs.
>implying she had a large loyal following despite being a bitch that only uploaded every couple of months
>implying a majority of her subs and views werent people who just thought "haha funny cute anime girl gonna sub" then months later forget she even exists
anon by your argument then where the fuck is mumei's 2 million subs? when s**c***u had more subs than S**z**a in their respective vtuber debuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>22580574
>retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>22568782
those chains make kids questions things

[Anonymous No.]

Get me the full design.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22594944
Replace the gummy bears with used condoms, easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>22584758
who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22585600
She gains power for each little boner she gives them

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What's her lewd hashtag on twitter!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22601213
>Puts her sub and view count in the bio
She knows what she's doing and I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22574970
I KNEEL

[Anonymous No.]

>>22585600

[Anonymous No.]

>>22595690
Here you go, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>22603631
Based and Sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>22603631
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22603631

[Anonymous No.]

>/become/ is a actual thing
>>22603631
based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22568782
>>22595690
Legitimately an amazing model.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone besides dramafags actually think that she will get any actual popularity?
Literally comparing her sub count on YT against her twitter followers should make it obvious that her audience is literally 99% children who use their parent's youtube account, but are too young to use or know social media.
And as with all of these children-aimed content creators, their content and viewers doesn't reach beyond YT Kids

With that out of the way, I do wanna see her getting bent over

[Anonymous No.]

>>22575734
Says the guy posting the dead chuuba.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22605704
>Has 5 times the subs of gura
>has far more consistent viewers than gura
>releases more content daily than gura
But not popular??????? Anon your copium i can smell it from here

[Anonymous No.]

>>22568782
Realization.
Her skin isn’t tan for no reason. It’s like a cookie after having been baked.
Bravo Kojima you’ve done it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22608437
They're all kids tho, I can't imagine how her chat would look like if she did a stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>holoshitters cope by stating "well a lot of people like it so it's good!!"

Will you admit this lady making her videos is quantifiably 10 times better than Gura?

[Anonymous No.]

cumbuds coping

[Anonymous No.]

>>22603631
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>22608437
You numberfag clearly don't understand the difference in their communities
Gura: audience of people ranging in age from teenagers to probably people in their 30s/40s
CookieSlut: audience of literal infants who don't know what social media is and have her videos just playing on repeat, literally printing money for her with ad revenue

If you unironically think that having an army of 17M infants equates to being more popular than ~4M teen/adults consciously subscribing to you, I'm truly sorry for your parents

[Anonymous No.]

>>22609062
>17m better than 4m
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>22580574
smartest amerimutt alive

[Anonymous No.]

>>22609062
>audience of 30 to 40 year old pedos
You act like thats a good thing and not the creepiest thing in the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>22575153
>this can lead to vtubers going mainstream
since hololive en, nijisanji en 4 and vshojo this is already a case, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22610101
Pretty sure it's more on the range of 20-30 based on the polls that people on reddit have made.
Either way here's hoping people can stop falling for these obvious baits for Chumbuds

[Anonymous No.]

>>22610101
Implying that the comments of youtubers for children aren't full of pedos

[Anonymous No.]

>>22595690
That transparent skirt....

[Anonymous No.]

>>22569234
The real Gura killer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22610421
>using reddit
go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>22609062
People who are subscribed to gura are for the most part just as brainless (coomers, zoomers, r*dditors) as people subscribed to kids channels. Watch 10 minutes of a gura stream and youll understand this. Getting 17m subscribers doesnt happen by itself no matter what content you make, work ethic is required, something a lot of HoloEN happen to lack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22610584
Eh, it's pretty good but I can't keep up with the Niji/Indie stuff there since sub's outside Hololive are kinda dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22610669
>>22608437
based cookie defenders

>>22608755
it is very good content for children, she also has a nice personality. heres the cope: She cant be better than Gura because they both cater to completely different audiences

[Anonymous No.]

>>22610669
People subbed to Gura are brainless because she herself is brainless. Cookie's subs are brainless because they're small children, while Cookie exactly knows what she's doing to cater to them.

If you look at her old/most popular videos, they're exactly like those indian animation channels with millions of views per video.
And just like those indian channels, her video output is far too great for anyone to handle alone (3.5k videos during 8 years = 1.2 videos/day)

[Anonymous No.]

Funny enough my sister who has no idea what a vtuber is knows about cookieswirl because her kid watches her nonstop

[Anonymous No.]

>>22611321
entertainment industry often involves a team of people working together/outsourcing work to create content (aka gura with hololive) and directing their content towards what the market has decided it wants (aka hololive, aka gura) did you forget these are for profit businesses on a for profit platform?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22611321
So, in the scenario that she gets put on the rankings, gets placed above every other Vtuber who started as Vtubers and grew from there.
And then news articles/channels/YouTubes start making reports about Vtubers and say something like
>"And this is the Vtuber with most subscribers!"
and show a pic of cookie. So then people are like
>"oh man I'm gonna check out who this #1 vtuber is"
Only to find out that it's a kid's channel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22611534
Hololive couldn't be more hands off when it comes to individual video output for the girls. Get real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22611802
and whats wrong with this? Heres the alternative:
>oh man Im gonna check out who this #1 vtuber is
Only to find a clip of Gura talking about sucking a black mans penis all night while playing Overwatch a game everyone forgot about 3 years ago and only remembers because of sfm porn

[Anonymous No.]

A channel catered for literal children (not "gura" children) is getting attention just so people can shit on Gura. Think about it. We have adults pretending they like this content right now, so they can throw something at a retarded shark who has done absolutely nothing to deserve the weird amount of hate she gets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22611802
I don't even think she'll get any coverage, because even if her content reaches millions of subscribers, her content won't be shown outside of the YT Kids bubble
I'd also expect that any half-way decent article/video covering the "#1 vtuber", would show footage of her besides her vtuber deubt video or mention what type of videos she actually does. So while it probably gives her a small boost, her current content isn't made for the vtuber community

[Anonymous No.]

>>22611951
hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>22612156
Not everything is about you and your burnt out oshi cumbud. Its not insignificant that a 17mil sub channel hired industry pros right out the gate for a vtuber model. In fact it's a pretty worrying sign and worth discussing

[Anonymous No.]

>>22611951
Anon sorry to tell you this, but the sucking thing is just a /vt/ drama exclusive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22584846
if they debut in old channel then yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>mole
too bad

[Anonymous No.]

Didn't you faggots try this shit with wolfychu too and no one cared?

[Anonymous No.]

Cookieswirl is classification-fate-tied with Nyanners. They both have their online personas and only recently became vtubers. If either of them count/doesn't count as a "real" vtuber, the other one follows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22612763
Nyanners gets a pass since she PNGtubed and was never really a face streamer

[Anonymous No.]

>>22579913
I dont watch kid content, do you? Go back to daycare center, faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>22613160
based answer to anyone calling her "#1 vtuber"

[Anonymous No.]

>>22608437
>more consistent
What? Are we checking the same channel? The video with the most views I have seen is with 10m, which is "only" 2/3 of her suscribers. All other videos hovered around 500k views to 2m. She's clearly the queen of dead subs. Gura always hit 300k to 500k. Now do you know what is proportionnality? If yes then what the fuck are you talking about? If no then please go back to school

[Anonymous No.]

>>22613928
keep coping numberfag chumbud

[Anonymous No.]

>>22580574
>zero flags insight
>somehow still confuse Poland with Indonesia

[Anonymous No.]

>>22616704
>shitposting gura using some rando who jumped in with 17m
>accuses chumbuds of being numberfags

What.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22612838
Nyanners openly facestreamed and used her real name for years between getting pump n dumped by tumblr and going back to animetubing

[Anonymous No.]

>>22620002
>17m
>some rando

HUH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22621536
>cater to kids exclusively
>your audience plays random videos in a constant stream
>your audience is barely conscious, probably doesn't register a third of what is happening, mostly reacting to colors and exciting sounds
>you are just one of hundreds of channels used by any single toddler pacifier ipad

she's a rando alright, it just so happens that the way the numbers crumble makes her look bigger than she actually is. ask any kid cursed with ipad-pacifier-parents who Cookieswirl is and they won't have any fucking idea. she's a drop in the youtube for kids ocean

[Anonymous No.]

>>22578013
It was below 1M when she debuted in holo. But basically she was granted 900k without the holo buff.

[Anonymous No.]

stop sexualizing the wholesome cookie lady

[Anonymous No.]

>>22622286
she was so rando that her debut stream is full of commenters who are thanking her because they watched her as a kid and now they're adults pregnant to their first child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22622866
You will be pleased to hear that all of these commenters are real people and there is nothing strange going on here

[Anonymous No.]

>>22622676
Stfu! I want to stick my cock in her doughy goodness!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22622286
Chumpedo cope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22622866
>22
>pregnant with a husband
> I am 22
damn I really rode through university because of the pandemic and im still a virgin loser

[Anonymous No.]

>>22622866
>22 first child
Fucking whore!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22622866
You know, looking into it a bit more, i am definitely shocked to find that opening a fresh browser and going to youtube, she is the first result after typing only "coo" into search. In fact she's there in the search predictions with just a "c". Terrifying stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22568782
Has she posted a full body reference sheet yet?

[Anonymous No.]

Nice Gura killer you got there.
Jokes aside, I don't think their audiences are going to overlap much at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22624980
Isn't that Gura's old content. I bet she would appreciate her honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22602305
Numberbros, I got a new oshi, and she mogs all your oshis

[Anonymous No.]

>>22603631
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>22625158
i always keep hearing about gura being a kidstuber back then, but no one would link to any archives of those rumored content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22568782
The same rules as always apply: If you want hentai then commission it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22575422
>>only boost games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwWEqDo7_84
Bro I love capybaras but really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22568782

[Anonymous No.]

>>22595690

[Anonymous No.]

>>22622286
Are cumbuddies pretending like gura is not abusing the yt kids algorithm since debut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22629793
God my boner for her grows each second I look at her.
I WILL creampie cookie lamy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22595690
>transparent skirt
>reveals she is wearing a near micro skirt
So this is the power of children's programming... not bad...

[Anonymous No.]

>>22595690
god shes so cute bros....

[Anonymous No.]

>>22629793
good job
love how you kept the colorsheme with those high relective surfaces
hard to tell it is an edit

[Anonymous No.]

>>22629696
that is a bigger buff considering her audience than apex or whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>>22629793
HOW IS THAT OKAY WITH LITERAL CHILDREN
is she some kind of secret pedo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22630997
>>22630997
No better her audience grew up into Teenagers and Young Adults and she is moving onto the next phase of grooming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22630997
>>22631886
>She never had a avatar when her viewers were kids so they all grew up with just her nice soothing voice, and as teenagers they are starting to get horny so Cookie feeling bad manifested herself into a sexy avatar that they imagined was behind the voice all along

My god.......is she groomer prime?

[Anonymous No.]

>Literal children being conditioned to accept vtubers
Yeah, vtubing ain't going anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

can (we) meme her into being vtuber sex icon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22632658
Anon what are you talking about there is nothing sexual about this beautiful hag, with wonderful breasts, with delicious thighs, showing off way to much skin yet remaining oddly modest, who has such a pure and wholesome personality that makes me want to call her Mommy when she pushes me down on the bed and tells me it is time to take responsibility. Not one ounce of overpowering sexual aura that causes boners by her mere presence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22584758
numberfags kneeling to numberfags, why are westoids like this?

[Anonymous No.]

She is not a hag. Do a simple google search

[Anonymous No.]

>>22633391
do doxxfags really

[Anonymous No.]

>>22633391
17 million erect shota penises ready to ejaculate at her notice say otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22633391
you don´t even have to
contrary to her claims she made videos showing herself
so is she even a vtuber if she uses a model but also herself in her channel?
shouldn´t she basically be in the same category as pewdiepie and therefore no be counted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22633619
Kson.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22629793
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>22629793
>Literally has a paizuri window for perfect shaft entry.

This is like meeting your hot young kindergarten teacher (who you told you would marry as a child) at a bar when you grow up and she still teaches Kindergarten, she is still single, and she is hot as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22568782
So whats the story with this girl, she was doing videos for the last 10 years or so reviewing toys and playing kiddie games and now she's a vtuber?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22568782
That chest piece looks like something from a the 90's euro jank fantasy game. I can rave about bad design, but hey if the girl wants to play dolls with the vtuber medium who am i to ruin her fun.

[Anonymous No.]

what else can she play? honestly if she is jumping on the vtuber trend

[Anonymous No.]

>>22568782
>comments are FULL OF GIRLS telling her how cute she looks
uhhh…

[Anonymous No.]

>>22637820
uoh?
JK 3dpd

[Anonymous No.]

>>22637820
>Already liked by women more than hololive and nijisanji
Sasuga

[Anonymous No.]

>chumbuds coping
>design is literal sex
>will finally kill vtuber for good
She's a goddess.

[Anonymous No.]

So she has the western female audience that both Holo and Niji have failed to capture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22574970
How the fuck? I learned about her existence like 4 days ago, there's no way I missed some chuuba with over 15m subs.

Is this some kind of bot thingy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22639931
She's a kidstuber that transitioned into a vtuber. she still does kids content, but with an added vtuber avatar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22639931
Shes a fake. She had a channel with those subs, just made a vtuber model. She has been officially disqualified from vtuber numbers as of April 16 in the international court. The general gist of the suite was that she didn't start a vtuber channel so it doesn't count. The case pretty much set a precedent for identifying vtuber success.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22640192
May I ask who is the adjudicator in this case?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22640364
Omega alpha

[Anonymous No.]

>>22629132
Her very first contents are ancient artifacts. You can't really expect someone to just slap it on your face in instant because it's hard to find them but its true that she did try to run a mlp channel, it's up to you if you'll believe the source: my ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>22640364
Me, I’m the president of vtubers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22595690
>>22629793
>>22603631
Im hard as diamond

[Anonymous No.]

>>22621536
Literally nobody heard of this bitch until like a day ago, you faggots are just grasping at straws for any ammunition against gura, this new bandwagon whore will be forgotten in the following week or so.

Carry on anons.

[Anonymous No.]

She has a better design than anyone in the last 4 hololive generations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22575621
Look up a video called Oki dokie boomer, and then on an unrelated note, check out my favorite vtuber Gawr Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>22643865
meant for >>22575363

[Anonymous No.]

>>22629793
is there a vtuber that unironically uses used condoms as accessories/part of her outfit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22629696
>>22630994
>Capybara Spa is a buff game for a Vtuber
What is happening in this timeline

[Anonymous No.]

why is her model so good though

[Anonymous No.]

>>22644488
Her Mama is Wamy's
https://twitter.com/rin7914
I don't think she's playing around with this vtubering stuff, you don't drop that kind of cash for a gimmick

[Anonymous No.]

Come to /cookie/ for all kinds of CSC-related discussion! >>22635756

[Anonymous No.]

Is cookie the first good looking non-white vtuber? No one else comes to mind right now.
Her model literally mogs 90% of holo and niji combined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22645012
Levi Yatono is pure sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22645012
I don't know maybe get out more newfag there is plenty of non white vtubers with good models

[Anonymous No.]

>>22629132
Not that anon, if you want a trail through to look her roommate plus My Little Pony.