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This thread is about Vspo, Neo Porte, CR, KNR, and 芸人旅団
Anything goes, even if it's not related to an FPS stream.
Collabs with non-v are common so posting about the typical non-v collab partners (DTN, 3BR, Haremono, etc.) is also on topic.

Blessing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh6aSTTkmEs

VSpo! previous projects (watch them if you haven't):
VSpo! Autumn Sudden Test
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHP7u5zHYSY

VSpo! Remote Bistro Queen Showdown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VJcvKJvaWs (MC, no cooking process)
https://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv334451629

VSpo! Ideal Christmas Date Show
https://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv334816860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REzWyqb04Tw

VSpo! Game Queen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAghJMiAMz8

VSpo! Remote Stylist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMauiuwxET0
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/so40076527
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/so40076533

VSpo! Quiz Derby 2022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bShPICSliCA
https://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv336110703

Upcoming events:
V最協S4 / VSaikyouS4, 4/17 (Sun)
https://twitter.com/ShibuyaHAL/status/1504813926650814472

Spreadsheet with teams, landmarks, coaches, and updated scrim results:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/154hPNr4gXFZ6ggrltFEoWYnuRh35vtHknY28UOtRAkA/edit?usp=sharing
https://apex-scrim-result-vsaikyo4.vercel.app/

Previous thread: >>21468603

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Just to clarify:
This thread is NOT the Apex thread.
It is also NOT the FPS thread.

It's the Vspo thread. Please post accordingly.

>> No.22417758

>>22416416
Will we ever get a team to match のらぼらてぇてぇ ft. オタク君 ever again?

>> No.22417795

sex with selly in his new car

>> No.22417834

>>22417701
If they range ban the IPS then it will work

>> No.22417835

Hololive not welcome.

>> No.22417855

>3 drones at the same spot

>> No.22417899

>>22416416
これがスレ

>> No.22417926

>>22417835
maybe you retards should stop antagonizing them and ignore them.

>> No.22417940

>>22417701
Rejoice

https://old.reddit.com/r/indonesia/comments/tzj5h4/help_i_cant_access_reddit_now_megathread/

>> No.22417942

Poor Meika...

>> No.22417944
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27 POINTS IN A SINGLE GAME HOLY SHIT

>> No.22417958

I like how everytime I hear a bow I know it's Lisa.

>> No.22417985

>>22417533
>What did we do to bait some many retards.
This place is literally chichan, but in thread form.

>> No.22418014

Is the 30-30 so bad that it can't even serve as a ghetto Wingman for when you can't find one?

>> No.22418042

>>22416510
>>22417359
>niji has been playing with vspo since a long time, back during the PUBG era with kanae and uruha.
>suddenly its the holo who is their friend, when niji still plays with them even during apex and valo era.
>kuzuha doesn't even stream during valo tournament, which makes ichinose almost reach 50k viewer.
Holofags are schizos. You don't even know vspo until towa begging people to play with her, and uruha happens to be free not long after that. You guys don't even support towa as your fellow holo.

>> No.22418043

>>22416416
the remote stylist link is dead and we should probably just use japanese in the whole post

>> No.22418078

>bochek
Ebios trolling again...

>> No.22418084

>>22418014
i mean, it can, but the players here lack adaptability.
also there's no reason to leg it with what you can scrouge up in the first 20 seconds when everyone has their own landing zone

>> No.22418099

>>22418014
Without Dual-Shell, yeah.

>> No.22418106

>>22408524 alternate thread history for archival purposes, so everyone can see why Indonesia needs a rangeban
>>22417795 I already sexed selly, too late anon

>> No.22418108

>>22416416
Protip, lad: you have to write the entire thread post in hiragana if you want to hide it from EOP tourists. The subject field is not enough.

>> No.22418122

>>22416416
Hinano Love! I love my wife so much, I hope she get champ today!

>> No.22418133

>>22418043
yeah because that totally fucking worked when /hlg/ tried it and didn't just invite more shitposters

>> No.22418199

>>22417940
indonesia has always banned reddit lol it seems its just more strict these days. i doubt 4chan is included in the ban.

>> No.22418215

>>22418084
I was just surprised to see Aqua pass one up in a deathbox after they've already finished looting and stick with a CAR instead to pair with her shotgun. I'd be taking the 30/30 all day long so I could reach out and touch people.

>> No.22418249

>>22418199
4chan is, 4channel is not

>> No.22418264

This is a Vspo only thread, please only talk about Vspo.

>> No.22418269

>>22418078
at least two more for the list today. the legend continues...

>> No.22418288

>>22418014
>long reload times
>slow ads movement
its not a bad gun depending on how you use it

>> No.22418339

>>22418042
I find it funny that it's Pute who is more closer to Uruha than the holobitch and Noah was in the Bora's header but holobronies still insist that Towa is their best buddy lmao

>> No.22418347

>>22418264
no I don't think I will

>> No.22418349

>>22418288
pros will use it to farm armor

>> No.22418364

>>22418288
So, it's a bad gun.

>> No.22418367

>>22418133
it did work several times actually. but you also need to ignore shitposters until they give up so i guess you are shit out of luck

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>>22418106
we both had sex with him anon i am a voice inside your head

>> No.22418410

>>22418215
Nobody except literal pros are confident enough with 'peater, for good reason. Can go from frying everyone as if you have a shotgun + sniper + LMG in one weapon, to literally throwing against Gold level players.
And even then pros prefer something consistent except in rare cases (can't find something better off drop with a quick zone rotate, end up frying so decide to keep it until a later ring).

>> No.22418429

lmao
https://twitter.com/lecter2434/status/1514599640582156301

>> No.22418435

>>22418078
Still waiting for him to do a Fuwa and bust the door while they are reviving

>> No.22418457

>>22418339
it was after bora graduated that the towafags became unbearable, before that they were fine.

>> No.22418460

>>22418108
>>22418043
see >>22417447

I'm just hoping a janny with at least above room temp IQ gets the fucking message. When we get posts like >>22401964 that stay up for the entire life of the thread, despite getting instantly reported, I'm starting to think this board doesn't have jannies / or they're too retarded to do anything.

>> No.22418469

>>22418367
it never fucking worked, in fact the worst periods of the thread was during the name switch because it showed shitposters that you could force the thread to adopt any kind of thread war if you just schizopost long and hard enough

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>>22418264
You're right.

>> No.22418560

Why do players opt for hcog x1 instead of x2? I don't understand that. Getting hcog x2 would mean better vision from faraway places.

>> No.22418603

>>22418249
Can some indo SEAnig friend here send a letter to their Muslim king that they need to ban 4channel as this site shittalks their pedo prophet?

>> No.22418611

>>22418364
its not as a mid range/ long range gun. its absolute shit close range. ive used the 30-30 with a 1x before and it absolutely fucks but if the G7 ever comes out of the care package id rather use that,

>> No.22418619

>>22418429
So that's what someone meant when Pute got trolled by the dropship.

>> No.22418622

>>22418603
no

>> No.22418625

>>22418560
if you plan to use that weapon in close quarters you just go with x1 or iron sights.

>> No.22418629

ひらがなできない。vspoスレッドかな?

>> No.22418630

Is mondo playing without a gun? Was cpt too strong yesterday with that peashooter?

>> No.22418634

>>22418429
10/10 timing, as expected of putechi. Main POV probably missed this moment.

>> No.22418639

>>22418560
For the wingman.

>> No.22418644

>>22418264
OK, I will talk about Towa then

>> No.22418756

>>22418429
didn't know you could do that.

>> No.22418769

>>22418429
I wouldn't have expected the ship to actually be an object

>> No.22418770

>>22418367
yeah, the /ホロライブ/ threads were simply wonderful

>> No.22418792

>>22418630
he's only using skills and punches
also that's just a general observation but the way he usually hoards batteries/cells is ???

>> No.22418802

>>22416416
I miss NoahBoraTeetee ft. Otaku-kun

>> No.22418801

>>22418560
1x for the wingman is easier to use since theres less knockback on the sights but on other guns id rather use the 2x

>> No.22418817

>>22418630
pro with P2020 > diamond 4 player (unless diamond is on controller)
I don't make the rules

>> No.22418819

>unironically using a bait thread
wow

>> No.22418840

>>22418629
カタカナナラOK? ソウデス。

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Posting Qu-chan in a VSPO thread!

>> No.22418855

>>22418460
>I'm starting to think this board doesn't have jannies
Oh believe me it does.

>> No.22418864

>>22418630
Uruca did the same thing when he wanted to demonstrate to Kou how to place pylons and fences. No shooting, but he did carry guns.

>> No.22418875

Nose should've been the one on valk. It's frustrating seeing fairys unnecessarily absorbing every stray bullet while using high mobility character.

>> No.22418899

常闇トワ

>> No.22418944

explain that play to me apextards

>> No.22418950

>>22418899
自殺する

>> No.22418965

>>22418819
newfag tourist has never seen the full vspo OP

>> No.22418974

Paka-chan just SHAT on acua's achievement last round lmao

>> No.22418977

holy shit

>> No.22418976
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>> No.22418997

another win for niji kek
holotrash hello hello?

>> No.22419002

Pakael's on a mission to screw Astel at every given chance.

>> No.22419013

pakaelsama I kneel

>> No.22419018
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Paka round

>> No.22419038

>>22418976
jesas 16 kills

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Jesus fucking christ Pakael.

>> No.22419045

>>22418976
Holy fuck 16 kills

>> No.22419048

Pakael is a beast

>> No.22419052

>>22419038
>>22419018
redbull?!

>> No.22419051

pakael shitting on everyone that round damn

>> No.22419055

>>22418944
cant explain anything since my pov died first and immediately went off to play pubs

>> No.22419056

I want to fuck pakael

>> No.22419068

>>22418976
>16 kills

>> No.22419070

>>22418976
>16 solo kills
You can't make this shit up

>> No.22419095

>>22419002
for every drilling Pakael receives, he personally penetrates Astel every round he can.

>> No.22419122

This pakael girl is really cute

>> No.22419125

>>22418840
kansha

>> No.22419146

>>22418976
23 kills... sugoi

Also rat team at 2 is hilarious

>> No.22419157

>>22418756
>>22418769
There was a relatively recent clip of NA pros/streamers landing on a respawn ship off of a Valk ult. The Valk went into the actual goddamn ship using her jetpack and started shooting the moment the player becomes vulnerable.

>> No.22419155

>>22416416
>ぶいすぽっ
cringe

>> No.22419168

I just notice pakael's team is full of manly girls / feminine boys iI'd love to fuck.

>> No.22419180

pakael astel and reid's only missions are to take out each other, the winner will be strong enough to take champion ala highlander

>> No.22419193

Pakael actually went "10kills? Hold my beer."

>> No.22419196

>>22418976
ratting strat best strat

>> No.22419204

>>22419168
Full sex team.

>> No.22419209

>Dominate scrim
>Pakael
I know where this going...

>> No.22419237

>>22419193
>>22419168
boys proud they kill teams full of girls in a video game lmao

>> No.22419244

>>22419209
Can't wait for him to finish 13th!

>> No.22419247

>>22418976
>16 solo kill
What the actual fuck.

>> No.22419254

>>22419168
<name> (sex) anon!?

>> No.22419253

>>22417985

>> No.22419275

>>22419168
I know, it's amazing

>> No.22419288

>>22419237
Pakael is a girl to me.

>> No.22419307

Pakael... Reid... Astel...
Please team up. I need a kino equal to kagayaki

>> No.22419309

Why didn't Aqua just blast them all when they weren't looking?

>> No.22419310

Cmon Astel, fuck up this feminine boi.
I know you can do it.

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What happened to Pakael's boobs?

>> No.22419321

>>22419237
>boys
cope aquakek

>> No.22419339

>>22418078
He saw Noah take first 2 bocek shots of and downed Meika. I guess he though "wow that weapons better than mine" and couldn't help it.

>> No.22419360

>>22419237
more feminine than your holowhores

>> No.22419363

>>22419318
He went more androgynous.

>> No.22419378

>>22419254
selly sex
mondo sex
immadness sex jk I threw up

>> No.22419389

>>22419309
She was waiting for her Q cooldown.

>> No.22419412

>>22419122
Hehe if you only knew

>> No.22419416

What happened to this thread overnight? Yesterday wasn't that bad.

>> No.22419425

nose is dead quiet now that the guys are just talking about league, this is too real.

>> No.22419427

>>22419318
I milked them too hard.

>> No.22419430

>>22419378
for me its dooplex sex

>> No.22419440

>>22419209
N-nooo.. dont jinx it... at least let them have top 5 this time..

>> No.22419449

>>22419378
Templex sex Warning, don't read.

>> No.22419464

>>22419310
>pakael and astel switch every night
Uohh

>> No.22419506

>>22419237
>2 manly girls
>1 girl pretending to be a boy
>boys
Cope holofags. Literally 3 girls team.

>> No.22419510

>>22419416
Every day is awful compared to last month.

>> No.22419549 [DELETED] 

>>22419416
maybe try starting the thread with bait OPs

>> No.22419562

>>22419416
Nijiniggers seething basically.

>> No.22419574

>>22419339
I wouldnt even be surprised if this was the real reason

>> No.22419586

>>22419416
it's more what didn't happen yesterday

>> No.22419593

>>22419378
mainy sex
fuck the riajuu out of him

>> No.22419596

>>22419464
Astel starts early drilling Pakael multiple times, only for Pakael to sneak up on him in the late game to thoroughly teach him a lesson. Reid watches from the distance

>> No.22419611

>>22419416
everyone decided that it'd be a good idea to use the bait ops and then get surprised when baiters moved in wholesale

>> No.22419658

>>22419549
this tournament and the chaotic threads are fun, the amount of clips and memes we got from this vsaikyo was a blessing already. but I'm looking more forward to LANs laters this month

>> No.22419660

>>22419562
Spotted

>> No.22419667

>>22419416
maybe try not starting the thread with a bait OP

>> No.22419668

>>22419596
That...is APEX?

>> No.22419675

>>22418997
That's ok, we like nijis, except kuzuha

>> No.22419674

>>22419416
Trying to dodge the tribalfags flinging shit at each other just encourages them to shit up the thread even more.

>> No.22419673

>>22419416
team towa placed higher than top 10

>> No.22419690

Mondo's playing solo

>> No.22419697

>>22419416
Last thread was baiting Holofans with "Hololive not welcome". Every single fucking game that Aqua didn't win it was full of "Haha can't wait for her to cry" or "Aquakeks?!!". Then StarEnd got a good champion and the same niggers making fun of Holofans started crying that they make the thread unusable for celebrating.

>> No.22419722

>>22419596
UOHHHHH hornyposting

>> No.22419732

>>22418801
Wait, is that true? I use wingman x2 because of the range. I can't really poke from afar with x1.

>> No.22419763

>>22418899
常闇さん。。。

>> No.22419778

>>22419697
>Last thread was baiting Holofans with "Hololive not welcome"
Nigger they've been putting that in the OP on and off for a while now.

>> No.22419787

>>22419416
Look at /#/ and you'll understand lmao, subhumans (other than console players) are interested in Apex

>> No.22419821

Is Pakael a girl?

>> No.22419831

>>22419778
He's holo tourist, ignore him

>> No.22419849

I wish Reimu would play something else than Loba, she's such a boring ass legend to watch

>> No.22419860 [DELETED] 

>>22419732
yeah maybe i shouldve talked about the "depends on...." ive seen some pro get love and hate for using a 2x but i was talking in a close range scenario. i lean forward whenever i need to poke from afar with a 1x lol.

>> No.22419866

>>22419697
No one taunts you when you don't taunts people. You know its all you who started it. You shit on sumire even before the custom started. Don't even try to play as the victim. Your kind start this.

>> No.22419901

>>22419821
Pakael is whatever you want them to be.

>> No.22419935

>>22419732
Most people use x1, the bulIets go exactly on the red dot until marksaman range. I can put in into words, but x2 just feels weird. Some like 1-2 when things get too far for x1

>> No.22419951

>>22419732
yeah maybe i shouldve talked about the "depends on....". i was talking in a close range scenario. i lean forward whenever i need to poke from afar with a 1x lol. i used to have a 2x on since it does help with long range pokes but anytime i get pushed i cant aim at all with it since the sights jump around alot lol

>> No.22419974

>>22419821
he's my girlfriend

>> No.22419978

>>22418014
Yea and that's why you do see some 30-30 play but there's little reason to use the 30-30 once you finally run across a wingman.
Personally, I prefer triple take or hemlock over a 30-30

>> No.22419980

I thought Ebio wasn't supposed to troll today? But he has in one way or another every game.

>> No.22420011

>>22419866
> holofags
> even knowing about Sumire
you guys are so easily fooled by the true enemy

>> No.22420034

>>22419697
go back+kys

>> No.22420041

>>22419821
He is my wife.

>> No.22420047

>>22419980
>he thinks ebio trolling is planned
ngmi

>> No.22420081

https://www.twitch.tv/uruhaichinose

>> No.22420093

>>22419849
It's definitely not her choice, but it's best for the team if she just Loba-bots to get them loot. They have a pretty inconsistent drop for loot but decent for fast rotates.

>> No.22420129

>>22419980
Ebio is Kuzuha on steroids

>> No.22420154

>>22420081
sound died...

>> No.22420186

According Narukami, Paka's gf is M*tuli

>> No.22420202

Retard here. Who is using Bloodhound in this tourney?

>> No.22420220

>>22420081
>Kanae decided to stream on twitch
>Ichonose streams on twitch too
You can't deny it anymore
THEY ARE

>> No.22420229

>>22420186
No it’s me

>> No.22420226

>>22420202
Bora

>> No.22420227

>>22420186
God I wish I was matsuri...

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>>22419611
>>22419697
towaposting will continue until OP improves

>> No.22420241

>>22419978
30-30 isn't too bad when you have purple stock. Hemlok is pretty good out of the box. I personally used to run wingman + 30-30 with shattercaps as a makeshift shotgun.

>> No.22420242

>>22420129
wrong. he has bigger balls

>> No.22420248

>>22420202

crypto is better nowadays

>> No.22420256

>>22420186
yeah, me

>> No.22420267

>>22419978
I love the Hemlock, but it being so ammo inefficient means that it's not really fufilling the same role as the Wingman/30-30 does. Triple Take is in a similar place where the damage per bullet is too low to really poke as efficiently which is why I was surprised that the 30-30 wasn't being used as the poor man's Wingman, especially since a charged shot does like 70

>> No.22420279

>>22420220
stop the reidnose schizo will cry

>> No.22420304

>>22420240
what do you want with the fucking OP now

>> No.22420305

>>22419430
your wife is not a virgin, he got assfucked by a truck

>> No.22420307

>>22420186
So Pakael is a 6ft chad with nigger hand...

>> No.22420321

>>22420241
does the stock actually do something other than letting you swap guns faster?

>> No.22420322

>>22420186
is that why pakapaka murders matsuri's team every round

>> No.22420342

kinda miss seeing revenant

>> No.22420348

>>22420248
I remember everyone and their mother using Bloodhound including Noah. What happened?

>> No.22420390

I've been on Aqua's POV the whole time for the past scrims and customs. Did the other players comment about maggie/being pissed about thde drill? Because whenever someone says a drill, they think about one person kek.

>> No.22420394

>>22420348
replaced by valk

>> No.22420399

magic sex devotion left right strafe strikes again

>> No.22420424

Is Yorumi some sort of Apex pro?

>> No.22420429

>>22420304
towasama channel link

>> No.22420467

>>22420011
TMS but general the only Holofags that care about APEX are Towafags.

>> No.22420474

>>22420321
Lets you reload noticeably faster on 30-30.

>> No.22420501

>>22420304
this one is fine, other than the title change signalling weakness
that towa was complementary

>> No.22420527

Mad Maggie seems really nice to flush people out of cover no? Everyone seems to be turtling anyways

>> No.22420550

>>22420304
I would like a detailed paragraph describing how each member of Vspo would be in bed. Preferably ranked most sex to least sex.

>> No.22420554

>>22420348
Keep up with the APEX meta anons

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>>22420424
She is sex pro and a Magician.

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>>22420424
She is a sex pro

>> No.22420590

>>22420348
Legend balance, shift in meta with new characters and more importantly new buffs
You were using BH since he was the only good beacon character? Now you can use Valk for free rotates.
You were using BH because Crypto was perceived as shit in NA? Crypto buffs
You were using BH because of wallhacks? Seer that was cancer, glad that shit is gone
It's more subtle than this because really it's shifts in entire comps, not 1 by 1 replacements, but you get the gist. Valk meta is where you can point to him really phasing out.

>> No.22420638

I missed scrims until now. I want to catch up but it appears it would be best not to read the last thread?

>> No.22420647

>>22420501
I like the title change, I've actually seen idiots on here think there isn't a Pekora thread on the board because they can't read basic ひらがな

>> No.22420660

Noah sounds suspiciously similar to Ars

>> No.22420680

>>22420321
im not sure if its just me or if it actually has an effect but i always felt it has better recoil with a better stock.

>> No.22420751

Beni(Platinum) destroyed Aqua

>> No.22420796

>>22420660
It's the way they talk

>> No.22420807

>>22420751
I want Beni to destroy my dick.

>> No.22420842

>>22420390
Astel is the only Maggie user in the whole tournament because he accepted it as his handicap in exchange for lower point ranking. Everytime a team is being annoyed by Maggie's drill, it's 100% came from Astel.
>>22420267
True, you need double the stacks compared to wingman for hemlock and triple take but it's not as bad as running r301 or flatline. 30-30 indeed a good temporary replacement for wingman and many pro do run 30-30 as that. I just personally go for hemlock set up if I can't find a wingman right away

>> No.22420905

>>22420424
its funny now bad her movement is and how slow she loots and then she just locks in and tracks noobs down

>> No.22420924
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mondo...

>> No.22420958

>>22420680
it doesn't reduce recoil, but it reduces sway. Notice that if you don't input anything your sights still go up and down a bit (ADS with 2x or higher to see this clearly), as if your character is breathing. That gets less. I haven't checked if it reduces the aim jerk that happens when you take flesh damage, but it might.

>> No.22421018

fairys, solo.

>> No.22421045

>>22420751
you jinxed her

>> No.22421092

>>22420924
shameful gorilla tsuuuYO

>> No.22421150

I hope astel's team win this

>> No.22421164

>>22420424
baa-chan has some good aim, not much else (beyond sex)

>> No.22421197

>>22420220
Nose said already that she was going to stream on twitch, because youtube has been dying for the past weeks.

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>>22420267
I'm a Hemlock lover too but also cheat on it with the 3030 once in a while. Shattercaps is a disgrace though and could go with a 3-5 damage per pellet buff.
Comparing the 3030 to Triple Take is actual pain sometimes because both can charge up and one has a higher return but will always be somewhat inefficient with ammo.

Also the single fire of the Hemlock isn't so bad if you just want to poke and save ammo still paltry 20 damage but shoots fast and can scare peekers off at times.

>> No.22421210

who is lilim, hal's on her pov right now

>> No.22421239

>>22420958
definitely a placebo coping effect lol. i know for sure barrel stab reduces recoil but since heavies dont have them i need a justification for the harder recoil and act as if the stocks help.

>> No.22421246

>>22421210
My wife.

>> No.22421270

>>22421210
towa

>> No.22421286

how come the thread isn't exploding due to aqua's team eating shit?

>> No.22421301

Good job Astel

>> No.22421332

ASTEL WIN

>> No.22421343

>>22421286
It's par for the course. Today's win doesn't change that.

>> No.22421347

>>22421286
tourists actually filtered by hiragana

>> No.22421356

>ring final kill
certified betamale gameplay

>> No.22421362

whats with all these one sided high ground last rings wtf

>> No.22421366

>>22421286
Look at the seafag numbers thread, they are angry at something else now.

>> No.22421381

>>22421286
Probably because this retarded tribalism has always ever actually gone one direction.

>> No.22421392

Holo Pro and Vspo just dominating this scrim.
What the fuck happened to point fraud teams?

>> No.22421391

Kusa ring lol

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(extra) stats

>> No.22421398

>>22420527
Yes, but if you want a character to flush someone out of cover Valk and gib are both better and also have alternate ultility other than pure damage

>> No.22421403

>>22421204
I am unironically better with single fire Hemlok at range. If you click fast enough it's not that much slower than burst, but in a more consistent rhythm for tracking and recoil control.

>> No.22421405

After a string of bad rounds, Astel's team finally got a champion
Also Kotone and Rene are crying

>> No.22421421

Post kinostelsex

>> No.22421463

>>22421421
Astel's going to have a 3some tonight

>> No.22421468

>>22421421
renesex please

>> No.22421476

>>22421286
redbulls silence is deafening...

>> No.22421482

>>22421210
Niji Succubus

>> No.22421505

>>22421286
Hiragana filter.

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>>22421395
sasuga wife on p15 again

>> No.22421513

>>22421421
Kotone+Rene
Astel is a lucky man

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>> No.22421523

>>22421239
No it's not actually cope, read this page. Again, it only reduces the inbuilt drift due to holding a gun, not the gun recoil.
https://apexlegends.fandom.com/wiki/Attachment

>> No.22421539

>>22421463
with reid and pakael, right?

>> No.22421579

>>22421395
Thank you for your hard work statsposter.

>> No.22421580

>>22421395
That last gas oji, absolute hell down there.

>> No.22421590

>>22421523
i meant it was a cope on my end thinking the recoil was reduced

>> No.22421596

>>22421505
No wonder the holofag was so against the change, it really works like a charm.

>> No.22421604

>>22421403
Single fire hemlock feels underrated. I feel like it has as good dps as uncharged rampage and significantly better accuracy

>> No.22421611

>>22421482
found her with this thanks

>> No.22421620

I wanna learn how to play Caustic in ranked. Should I watch pakael? I've watched him played and tried using caustic but My team isn't playing around gas traps lmao. I hate being in bronze.

>> No.22421670

>>22421596
>>22417182 would pretty much kill all shitposting at least for a day or three.

>> No.22421699

>>22421510
Met seems like a really nice girl

>> No.22421718

It's actually funny seeing astel playing maggie. That drill is pretty annoying especially that rotating platform on the second last ring.

>> No.22421738

>>22421620
it doesnt get any better in diamond bro

>> No.22421746

>>22421523 (me)
>>22421239
also look up recoil smoothing if you have trouble with heavies. Up to midrange if you play your cards right and have smooth reticle movements (or are on controller) you can get almost no recoil. Further ranges unfortunately require jitter which my shoulders are simply incapable of unfortunately.
Kuzuha actually seems to use jitter aim on occasions, not very cleanly though.

>> No.22421757

>>22421596
yeah, no shit, if you don't put bait in the OP it's how it goes

>> No.22421759
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>>22421699
My wife is pretty great.

>> No.22421761

>>22420527
Flushing people out of cover only matters if it secures you a kill. Annoying them by making them burn through their meds is bad for them, but not particularly good for you unless you capitalize on it, which is why Maggie is a troll pick by and large.

>> No.22421773

>>22421699
Comes with being in 774

>> No.22421775

People jacking off to Noah and Aqua but Yorumi Rena the one who impress me the most. She literally punching above her weight.

>> No.22421774

>>22421620
if ur in bronze and you want to use caustic, i think you should play more selfishly since its obvious your team would rather push and play aggressively. if you dont want this and you think you need a team id suggest you pick another character that can at the very least help your team in a more aggressive play. but then again its bronze and your team would probably be dogshit.

>> No.22421788

>>22421286
the tourists schizos are more occupied with vox's karaoke

>> No.22421791

>>22420905
aimbot player...

>>22421286
nonbait op

>> No.22421840

>>22421670
ctrl+f バーチャルeスポーツプロジェクト got it

>> No.22421853

>>22421620
caustic in rank without a 3 stack is literally memed on because of this

>> No.22421856

>>22421775
i jack off to rena plenty

>> No.22421871

Deron's lost it...

>> No.22421895

>>22421620
You are literally trolling if you play Caustic solo

>> No.22421896
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>>22421856
I want Yorumi to step on me.

>> No.22421897

>>22421775
I jack off to Rena too

>> No.22421898

>>22421620
Caustic is kinda ass in rank because your teammate just run in and ape. Even if your teammate don't ape, rank play is full of aping so it's difficult to hold a position. In comp, if you hold a building or something with caustic, a team wouldn't push in recklessly because they wouldn't be able to clear your team and survive the 3rd party. In rank, people would try to ape you regardless and you'll get wear down by waves of 3rd party suicide push into your building ensuring mutual destruction

>> No.22421917

>>22421775
I jack off to her anyways. There's something about this magician that makes all my sperm spew out.

>> No.22421926

>>22421757
That's not what you said though, funny, huh.

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>>22421699
i love her, too bad my japanese is really basic and i cant converse or understand her at all.

>> No.22421935

>>22421871
did she ever have it...?

>> No.22421939

Do these coaches get paid by the team? or do they work for free?

>> No.22421948

>>22421620
If you're playing solo, play a character with an escape. Ash, Horizon, Wraith, and Valk.

>> No.22421974

roping hal into the team cheer

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>>22421286
You were saying?

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>>22421933
Love that short hair sex Met

>> No.22422006

>>22421939
this also works as advertisement for them so I'm not sure

>> No.22422005

>>22421917
could it be... magic?

>> No.22422030

>>22421939
Aqua's team lets their coach have sex with them.

>> No.22422043

>>22421775
It's just a good day, there is no way she is going to perform this well in the real thing, she is usually the type that gets hardstuck ranking up in gold and plat lobbies for 10+ hours.

>> No.22422050

>>22421746
by recoil smoothing are you refering to this?
https://youtu.be/hBJLMhIxlNU
also fuck jitter aim it hurts my eyes lol

>> No.22422078

>>22422030
Yeah, me.

>> No.22422093

>>22421983
They wasted their good day on a scrim...
>>22422030
This is true, I am the coach and confirm I have sex with all three of them every night.

>> No.22422095

>>22421939
free. It's basically a big social event.
pinky is being paid in rape by 3 slut oneechan

>> No.22422108

>>22421948
I always wondering but what Ash is for? Can she even use her sword? Sorry, but I never play Apex.

>> No.22422132

Someone posted a list with custom wins a few threads ago and Qpi was at the top with Noah I think. Is that true? Qpi is my favorite but I don't remember her winning that often.
Was it just honban wins or scrims too? I think it was 8 or 9 so that would be too much for just main event. Also unsure if it was CR Cup + Vsaikyou or just one.

>> No.22422140

>>22422043
she gets hardstuck in gold??? no fucking way. i think she plays better than me sometimes and i get into diamond consistently

>> No.22422201

>>22422050
yes. intended mechanic btw

>> No.22422199

Soo Astel will eat poop if his team doesn't get champs on tourney?

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Kill ranks

>> No.22422237

>>22422108
One way Wraith portal that goes up instantly at the target location. It can get you out of a bad position or into an aggressive one almost instantly, which is perfect for solo play. Add in that she gives info on where teams are by seeing deathboxes and her Q allows you to farm damage for free, and she's perfect for solo climbs even if she's not the strongest for teamplay.

>> No.22422257

>>22422140
most plats have better movement than her, I can see how she gets shit on if she doesn't have a team to soak some bullets while she aims, her game sense is also super screwed if you ever watch her playing solo

>> No.22422315

>>22422199
>win: celebratory threesome with rene and kotone
>lose: frustrated hatesex with rene and kotone

>> No.22422336

>>22422237
good on SP due to the potential verticality of her ult for rotation, only valk gives better verticality. People e.g. use Ash as flex on top of GibValk

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>>22421999
i personally like her military(?) set more

>> No.22422352

>>22421775
I've been jacking off to her for years, so not much has changed.

>> No.22422362

>>22422315
Astel hate

>> No.22422387

>>22421759
uoh?

>> No.22422395

>>22422315
Rene seems like way too much of a sweet heart to hate fuck someone or for you to hate her enough to hate fuck her.
>>22422350
See, I like that outfit better, but short hair is pure sex.

>> No.22422424

>>22422362
ok fine mondo, you can watch

>> No.22422427

vsaikyos 3 scrim winner (5 matches)
>day 1: Reid, Kou, Lisa
>day 2: Reid, Kou, Lisa
>day 3: Reid, Kou, Lisa
>day 4: Qpi, Mahiro, Nagao Kei
>day 5: Gorilla, Hoshikawa, Inui
>day 6: Reid, Kou, Lisa

tournament winner: Gorilla, Hoshikawa, Inui

Gorilla, Hoshikawa, Inui scrim pos
>day 1: 11th
>day 2: 11th
>day 3: 14th
>day 4: 2nd
>day 5: 1st
>day 6: 2nd

source: https://yuukin256.github.io/vsaikyo_apex3_scrim_result/

vsaikyou 4 scrim winner (5 matches)
>day 1: Noah, Ex Albio, Reimu
>day 2: Kuzuha, Ibrahim, Kou
>day 3: Noah, Ex Albio, Reimu
>day 4: Towa, Aqua, Suisei
>day 5:

Towa, Aqua, Suisei scrim pos
>day 1: 12th
>day 2: 11th
>day 3: 17th
>day 4: 1st
>day 5:

source: https://apex-scrim-result-vsaikyo4.vercel.app/

>> No.22422429

>>22422043
Maybe she just needs someone to guide her

>> No.22422437

Why is my alien wife Kaga Sumire not streaming?

>> No.22422442

>>22422201
lmao wasnt moving while looting not an intended mechanic either? respawn is pretty retarded at times lol

>> No.22422450

lilim is pretty cute

>> No.22422498

>>22422216
This is sorted by what?

>> No.22422508

>>22422257
how good is she compared to reimu

>> No.22422522
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>>22422395
my brother, twin tails for love handles during aggressive sex.

>> No.22422524
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>>22421604
Hate the Rampage(no thermy) with a passion. Hipfire is terrible so you have to ADS and it works because it does big dick damage per shot and even more when you dome so you go against the instinct to hipfire at closer distances. Absolute noobtrap reeeeee.

>>22421896
Beg her for tights and feet "massage" ASMR. we might actually get it, she's weak to pressure!

>> No.22422539

>>22422508
yorumi beat chichan in a 1v1

>> No.22422551

>>22422424
Astel chuki

>> No.22422573

>>22422539
Not an accomplishment. Chiichan is a choker.

>> No.22422600

>>22422427
happenings?

>> No.22422615

>>22422539
thats kind of scary

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>>22422450
It took me way too long to work out you were talking about Ririmu.

>> No.22422627

>>22422508
>3-5 kills in most scrim.
You tell me.

>> No.22422641

Is Ebio the only IGL who's not the highest ranked on their team?

>> No.22422645

>>22422508
can actually aim point-blank, almost never panics. the 5 points evaluation is fair

>> No.22422704

>>22422442
you misunderstood me.
recoil smoothing = intended (lmao). jitter aiming is the unintended consequence though.
moving while looting = not intended, and only works on mnk (lmao)
tapstrafing = they obviously knew it existed because of Titanfall/Titanfall 2 and the obvious nod to speedrunners with Octane's lore, but they sort of hoped it would only ever be niche
in conclusion: small indie company, verification not required

>> No.22422711

>>22422216
>16
>15
>14
>11
>13
>19
what?

>> No.22422715

>>22422622
ah sorry I usually see りりむ as lilim

>> No.22422741

>>22422522
If I'm having aggressive sex with Met I kind of want her to be the aggressor while she wails like a fucking banshee.

>> No.22422774

>>22422524
>he doesn't use the ADS/un-ADS trick
NGMI

>> No.22422780

>>22422216
Nijinigger made this list.

>> No.22422786

>>22422524
You can hipfire with a rampage at close range. You just go full retard with movement and make up for the loss dps of missed shot by keep firing when the opponent has to reload or switch weapon.
Tough if you get one clip by a better dps weapon though.

>> No.22422794

>>22422715
I mean it's not wrong, it's basically the same thing, it's just weird to see it written as Lilim when you're used to Ririmu.

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>>22422573
I choke her all right. All night.

>> No.22422820

>>22421620
>how to play Caustic in ranked
>My team isn't playing around gas traps lmao
Playing with randoms is hell, that's why everyone freaks out over Aqua being a Solo Master. If you want to play Caustic in ranked find some friends or get a mic and scream at randoms

>> No.22422837

>>22422216
>Kill ranks
>not primarily ordered by kills
?

>> No.22422856

>>22422741
based

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>>22422216
At least post it properly ffs

>> No.22422882

>>22421895
eat shit bald wraith I'm going to gas everyone one of your kind

>> No.22422909

>>22422645
now whos better, rena or ars

>> No.22422924

>>22422820
Rat until plat or diamond this season (easy). Then go on some LFG and say you're a plat or diamond and like to "play zone and make smart plays". They join your squad, and boom, caustic. That's how you do it.

>> No.22422927

>>22422861
>Astel
>rank 30
what the fuck is this chart

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>> No.22422943
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>>22422861
Pakael getting half his kills in one game is such a Pakael thing to do.

>> No.22422970

>>22422641
he's sharing it with noah, both are making calls but I think they split what their tasks are. It seems Noah is the one calling rotations and pushes, ebio tardwrangles reimu, targets and tactical positioning

>> No.22422987

>>22422882
skinheads are immune to gas

>> No.22423016

>>22422934
kanae,mondo,nose MMF

>> No.22423025

>>22422861
>20 teams
>30th place
poor Astel...

>> No.22423058

>>22423016
>Kanae is the F

>> No.22423064

>>22422927
Read the fucking chart properly. The right side is their rank counting only 5 rounds (since the actual tournament is only 5 rounds)

>> No.22423067

>>22422641
technically towa is startends igl

>> No.22423088

>>22422861
>kill/damage all rounds
>rank 5 rounds
Jesas. Just give the data to /#/ fags and get them to remake it.

>> No.22423093

>>22423025
>Player
20 x 3 = ?

>> No.22423098

>>22422927
he had bad games during this entire scrim day.
at least they made up during the BONUS rounds

>> No.22423125

What the fuck is this mad lass doing with 2 machineguns

>> No.22423141

>>22422970
As expected from Isekai hero.

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now will met get above 10th place?

>> No.22423179

>>22422508
Reimu is a lot better and consistent. It just yorumi sometimes get into this strong phase, sometimes she plays like silver.
Yes she is stuck at gold.

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>>22422786
>Tough if you get one clip by a better dps weapon though.
It is what it is but at the same time it kind of ends up unga bunga ape of different flavors. Either hipfire and have some movement, maybe the other player will also miss or ADS, hit the shots but also be a sitting duck.
I'm just gonna play Fuse for a few days and carry too many thjermys.

Magician post for now. Draining semen is no parlor trick.

>> No.22423214

Did Kuzuha lose 100 iq over the past day? It's been one dumb mistake after another.

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>>22423016
sorry nose, he's taken, she's gonna have to settle for reid

>> No.22423260

>>22423214
Nah, he's always been a retard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du-Co-OafZE

>> No.22423278

>>22423214
kuzuha has his moments but he has never been not retarded

>> No.22423308

>>22423181
They'll place 20th she'll cry about it and then we will have sex to cheer her up

>> No.22423316

>>22423214
>Kuzuha know about Scrimcurse so he intentionally throw.
Trust the plan, kuzuhasister.

>> No.22423318

>>22423214
>dumb mistakes one after another
Sounds like 100% kuzuha experience I would say.

>> No.22423332

>>22423308
I made this post.

>> No.22423348

lets go mst

>> No.22423359

Nice showdown between Noah and Hinano teams at the end.

>> No.22423364

Reimu love

>> No.22423377

>>22423214
Welcome to Kuzuha's performance, newfriend. He is never a cracked god, he is a loose canon retard, adhd dog off his leash. IQ 1

>> No.22423386

>>22423308
im fucking her right now

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stats

>> No.22423430

>>22423386
There is absolutely no way this woman is as quiet as she is on stream right now while being fucked.

>> No.22423441

>>22423359
That double pylon play was fucking huge, I'm surprised they were able to clear both in time.

>> No.22423457

>>22423260
still one of my favorite kirinukis ever

>> No.22423486

Now knockdown run champion. Nice.
By the way, did Ebio alredy did his daily trolling session?

>> No.22423490

>>22423430
i muted her mic and im now giving her a breather

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>>22423214
he started his stream in a 360 VR mode, what did you expect?

>> No.22423506

>>22423420
Why is there two MisoSoup?

>> No.22423526

Realistically speaking I can only see Noah's team winning, the rest will crash and burn in the real thing.

>> No.22423546

>>22423486
Depends if it was bad enough to go on Noa's "reasons Ebio is the worst" list

>> No.22423552

>>22423506
Customs bug, you'll see there's two Hinano's as well.

>> No.22423560

>>22423430
Anon, he might have micropenis, don't be mean to him...

>> No.22423575

VSPO? More like VSPOG hahahahaha

>> No.22423584
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>>22421620
If this is no jape and not-solo then I am sorry for your suffering. I'll just assume both solo and full-party ranking.

1. Recognize all the nice places to put traps in a building, inform your team if you're blocking a door with a trap.
2. Recognize when to keep replacing traps and when to shoot. Shooting is usually the better choice if your team is in very close quarter combat.
3. Learn to throw grenades so your ult is not just limited to last ditch efforts.
4. When rotating, leave a barrel behind cover every now and then, check your map if the barrels are disappearing or if there's a damage tick on your crosshair.

Extra: get good at shooting and take care when peeking because man's fat due to all the cream in his coffee.

Picrel: Fatty main .

>> No.22423596

>>22423499
Based vampire retard. Honestly Rindou may actually just be his carer and not fucking him.

>> No.22423605

When Noah is talking about 魔法少女 who does she mean? Chiichan?

>> No.22423614

>>22423486
He fell off a cliff again and got deleted.
>>22423499
>In a perfect world, vamps like me would not exist.

>> No.22423627

>>22423526
Chances of Ebio scoring if they win?

>> No.22423632

>>22423486
Check back at about 4:07:00 or so at Nazuna's point of view and you'll see Ebio fall out of nowhere when they try to take the high ground during the final ring. Definitely a contender.

>> No.22423633

>>22423499
I'm definetely checking this after the stream end.
>>22423546
Yes. Does the troll not bad enough for this list?

>> No.22423634

>>22423506
>>22423552
Two ShibuHal too.

>> No.22423639

>>22423499
holy shit that's gold

>> No.22423669

>>22423627
Ars in another team, so zero.

>> No.22423676

>>22423552
>>22423506
>>22423634

its a bug since there wasnt 20 squads in the lobby i think, only 15

>> No.22423684

>>22423627
As has been said before, Noah is too much of a pushover to turn down any sexual advance.

>> No.22423688

>>22423499
Lmao

>> No.22423697

>>22423499
Was this today? I gotta see this

>> No.22423721

>>22423499
He really is built different...

>> No.22423738

>>22423697
>>22423633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1HJvL-ELbA

>> No.22423781

>>22423596
I honestly believe that Rindou is his real life sister. I heard Rindou was Kuzuha's mod back when he was 17 years old indie.

>> No.22423795

>>22423627
The real question is will his poor anus last while getting DP'd by a latina and a troll.

>> No.22423890

>>22423214
this thread has been saying for weeks that the guys is the most volatile player in the lobby...

>> No.22423913

>>22423584
don't call my wife's sister fat

>> No.22423929

>>22423526
This is how poor bait looks like.

>> No.22423930

>>22422427
Guess Gorilla will take a w again

>> No.22423931

>>22423781
And it isn't true. Are they fucking, sure, but there is 0 way the buta mod was a severely alcoholic sex fiend considering the amount of damage control and 24/7 modding that had to keep happening every time he called someone retarded.

>> No.22423970

>>22423486
>>22423632
https://youtu.be/2uPNwd0Av0E?t=8570
I'm sorry anon I'm neoki and blind and dumb. Please accept this timestamp as an apology.

>> No.22423977

>>22423526
>the rest will crash and burn in the real thing
my oshi's team is already crashing and burning rn whats your point?

>> No.22424012

>>22423977
Your oshi can crash and burn onto my dick.

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>>22423499
Your batteries are too strong for me, traveller

>> No.22424089

おhのんo no 〇〇bros...

>> No.22424094

>>22424012
Anon, his oshi is probably very watery, and she's leaving a skidmark the length of an airport. I don't think your dick is long enough to take that kinda heat.

>> No.22424122

>>22422427
>>day 1: Reid, Kou, Lisa
>>day 2: Reid, Kou, Lisa
>>day 3: Reid, Kou, Lisa
What happened here? Hard chocke?

>> No.22424137

>>22424094
I won't know until I try.

>> No.22424161

>>22423970
Alone lol.

>> No.22424181

>>22418429
Sad lesser panda noise

>> No.22424204

>>22423931
Could be both, incest is quite popular in 2D after all.

>> No.22424234

>>22424122
Just having fun, bro.

>> No.22424239

>>22424137
Oi, takeshi...

>> No.22424271

>>22424122
It's Reid. Choking is in his very DNA

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>>22423499
Kneel before the King.

>> No.22424340

>>22423526
Round 1: Some team that is doing well, but no one really is expecting to win will take the first champion (Obeka, Team whore, 本日の主役)

Round 2: Possible team winner will win here, can be Kuzuha's, Misosoup, Startend or 花の都

Round 3: One of the teams above wins , and there will be a tie

Round 4: The leading team falls early here, people start losing IQ because they want to hunt the weaker teams for kill points, a lot of dumb mistakes, Gorilla or Paka chan can win here

Round 5: Shocking Pink gets a miraculous champion here and end in 5th place

>> No.22424348

>>22424310
I knew someone would make this comparison lmao

>> No.22424430

>>22424340
I never thought about this but man if KanaNose somehow wins this I'll gtfo of this thread for a while because the sisters will be super annoying

>> No.22424435

Noah is still streaming apex, playing on pubs.

>> No.22424451

>>22424340
Round 6: I have a massive orgy with every team

>> No.22424486

>>22424430
oh no reidsister...

>> No.22424523

>>22424451
Fuck off Hal

>> No.22424607

>>22424340
You missed either Obekka or xXShinSekaiNoKamiXx getting the 16th place PCs

>> No.22424615

>>22424430
Has Kanae ever actually won a tourney? I remember way back when hoping he'd win one but this is the first time I'm ever actively keeping up with a vtuber tourney.

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>>22424615
Valorant CR Cup #2, was really good and my chance to shill for Runa. Good condensation of this thread.

>> No.22424718

>>22424615
does minecraft BR count?

>> No.22424758

>>22421510
Pc-kun is within reach
>>22421699
Met is meto

>> No.22424765

>>22424615
valo cr cup, first vtuber pubg tournament.

>> No.22424817

>>22424615
I'd say he's like Reid but a bit better. He's a good individual player and a good IGL but isn't one of the monsters like Pakael/Astel/Noah/Bora.
His chance of winning here really depends on ring RNG because they are playing early rotations and avoiding fights. Fairys playing Valkyrie while he's on Crypto scouting duty diminish their fighting power by quite a bit.

>> No.22424820

>>22424708
the uruca and shinomiya sex team.

>> No.22424823

>>22424708
Huh, good on him for finally getting it then.
>>22424765
Are you sure? I thought Umiyasha's team won that tourney. At least, that's what my brain tells me because trying to remember it just leads me to him for some reason.

>> No.22424868

>>22424820
Every Shinomiya team is a sex team, the girl is a succubus who can't be satisfied.

>> No.22424896

>>22424607
They've been decent...

>> No.22424939

>>22424868
>>22424820
The only thing I hate about this is Robe
He was Runa's only liked post on her subaccount for a while. But now she has forgotten him (thank god).

>> No.22424943

>>22424823
could be the first or the second, i don't remember, i know he won one of those because of that famous kirinuki

>> No.22424970

Why nobody outside chinks plays PUBG

>> No.22425012

>>22424430
Kanaesisters keep their gachiposts to the male thread. Even his antis being in Nose's chat was discussed there instead of here.

>> No.22425065

>>22423738
wonder how the clippers are gonna use this

>> No.22425068

>>22424939
He still replies to her, doesn't he. It's kinda of a hassle when the coaches don't move on.

>> No.22425081

VSPO girls are cute

>> No.22425084

>>22424970
imagine missing VCC pubg kino with sappy's team

>> No.22425088

I miss valo cr cup...
I miss LaF...
I miss AniOta...

I don't care what game it is, I just want to watch 5-man team practice again.

>> No.22425115

>>22425068
Yep. All the time. But it looks like he does that to everyone.

>> No.22425159

>>22425068
Dexyuku doesn't move on either, still playing with vspo.

>> No.22425184

>>22424896
You don't understand, if there is a PC in the tournament, Meika/Roberu will get it somehow

>> No.22425238

it's been a long time since the runa unicorn posted here...

>> No.22425249

>>22424970
Nazuna and Sumire played PUBG for their Birthday Party celebration
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9kqjGnGQt8

>> No.22425272

>>22424122
Reid, Met, Kanae, Uruha are all jobber, that's why they are friend group

>> No.22425279

>>22425238
I'm not a unicornposter, I just hate Robe.

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congratulations to the gremlin

>> No.22425380

Why is Noah playing alone?

>> No.22425403
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>>22425081
Very cute, sociable and well-adjusted gamer girls. Secretly their forte is Minecraft minigames.

>> No.22425407

>>22425374
You can see the satisfaction on her face

>> No.22425411

>>22425380
Everyone hates her.

>> No.22425429

>>22425374
Not even champ team...

>> No.22425487

>>22425403
don't tell this guy about nose or runa

>> No.22425496

>>22425088
I miss Daruma bullying Nose. All the screaming on twitch broke his throat and he isn't trolling in valo anymore

>> No.22425510

Is noah trans right? her voice sounds like so

>> No.22425524

>>22424340
All jokes aside, I think it's pretty exciting that the tournament has a good possibility to swing any way, even with the few hyper consistent teams(which are going to job on D-Day) and an upset is not out of the picture. More than anything I'm very happy to see amazing kino moments that V-Saikyo never fails to provide.

>> No.22425541

>>22425496
I just miss Daruma. I saw some kirinukis of him with Deron a while ago and it was kino.

>> No.22425558

Is anon esl right? his english sounds like so

>> No.22425568

>>22425411
Why would they hate Noa?
She seems like a nice girl

>> No.22425612

Uruca sex

>> No.22425651

>>22425541
丁1...

>> No.22425657

>>22425568
She said she likes Fubuki and Roboco more than any Vspo.

>> No.22425688

I just crafted a longbow by accident and this shit is actually good, why there isn't more people using it? lol

>> No.22425729

>>22425657
She was talking about in terms of onaholes, and the best onahole is someone elses wife.

>> No.22425742

Nose tried to stream on twitch

>> No.22425774

>>22424451
>>22424523
So that’s why the afterparty is cancelled this time

>> No.22425835

>>22425510
man, this takes me back..

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>>22425688
Does it come with a scope off the replicator?
Some NA/EU pros enjoyed using the Longbow mostly in ranked and it is very satisfying to use.
Only issue is that 3030, Scout, Bow and 3Take are in the same ballpark so longbow had to go for people to pay attention to the other DMRs.

>>22425487
Runa is totally well-adjusted. Nose is a very tidy girl and can cook well. Trust me.

>> No.22425978

apperantly Holokikes is pushing narrative that Pakael is kill stealing.

>> No.22426020

>>22425541
>I just miss Daruma
is he on a break?

>> No.22426026

>>22425978
BASED

>> No.22426077

>>22426020
No, he's just kinda not really in the circles I watch. It happens with everyone at some point but it's not a him issue.

>> No.22426106

>>22425978
tell them hes not a niji and theyre safe

>> No.22426110

>>22419866
i think you got the wrong idea here retard

>> No.22426136

>>22426106
His team has a Niji though.

>> No.22426170

>>22426136
He's also fucking a Holo, for whatever that is worth.

>> No.22426179

>>22426106
He dare having higher kill counts than Ahgua. He is not safe anymore

>> No.22426255

>>22425978
How do you kill steal in a tourney where everyones supposed to converge? Isn't that just playing the game?

>> No.22426322

>>22426136
meaning she intentionally leaves enemy at low hp so he can secure a kill and overtake aqua. damn nijiniggers.

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>>22425081
>>22425487
>>22425973
The truth is out there (and the Longbow is stock).

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>> No.22426414

>>22426369
i thought the ghost companion thing was saying r-18 because noah was raping the ebionahole, not r.i.p

>> No.22426421

>>22425978
What a surprise.

>> No.22426644

>jumping straight to fence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKoP18xeJCI&t=5660s
>causing late jump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKoP18xeJCI&t=7247s
>not taking the portal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKoP18xeJCI&t=11489s
Towa...
How many points is she worth again?

>> No.22426744

>>22426644
Most based post in the thread.

>> No.22426803

>>22426644
Don't care, I still want to have sex with her.

>> No.22426806

>>22426644
I thought Towa choking was just a joke.......

>> No.22426886

>>22426326
I don't understand what's so yabai about Sumire. Lisa and Runa I get.

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>>22426886
Absolutely nothing at all anon, I promise.

>> No.22426997

>>22426644
Lmao what a retard, I hope she get flamed by aqua fans when she cost her the game on tourney day

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>>22426255
P much and shit do be happening. You play with randoms, deal a lot of damage but lose out on the kill because you initiated, took and dealt the brunt of damage to enemy team but your team secured the kills and got none?
Tough luck but you'll get your chance to secure kills next time.

Also minor tangent on why many players dislike the Charge Rifle stealing their kills from across the map.

>> No.22427084

>>22425688
The wingman fires faster for almost the same damage faster staffing, more ammo, bigger ammo stacks and doesn't need any attachements. It's only advantage is drop off. At long range you need to be good to use it or just use the hitscan charge riflle than even a monkey can kill with. Sniper ammo is harder to find since the longbow needs to be crafted and triple take got converted into an energy marksman- They were way more common before they got put in the craft box, it even became meta for a short while when it got a slight damage buff, but apparently a dmr should do less damage than the repeater or bow so they rolled it back

>> No.22427103

>>22426935
ひぃ。。。

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>>22426886
The way I see it, Lisa and Runa are true comedians at heart while Sumire is on some other unperceivable level of nonsense.

>> No.22427330

>>22426806
Towa is directly responsible for probably half of Aqua's deaths in the scrims, yesterday they ate a gib ult because Towa got knocked while exchangin fire and then used her dome to heal while in cover. The ult came down on them as soon the the dome ended obviously. From time to time she manages to hold back Aqua from overextending and it works great but most of the time...

>> No.22427409

>>22425978
Apparently some faggot makes a post out of his ass and anons believe him

>> No.22427458

>>22427409
Apparently I'm fucking Qpi tonight.

>> No.22427596

>>22427458
You're not me

>> No.22427612

>>22418611
it's not that bad close range, you just have to get used to the hipfire.

>> No.22427641

It's really unfortunate that Aqua is in hololive. She would have been a great addition to the FPS community and would probably be good friends with many of the girls in VSPO/Niji/Neo-Porte. She is already entertaining to watch.
But here we are having to deal with her cancerous fanbase shitting up every tournament discussion on the internet.

>> No.22427729

>>22427612
i still wouldnt entrust my life to it. id rather have a car or a wingman close range

>> No.22427740

>>22427641
>Aqua would probably be good friends with Nijis
She already is though.

>> No.22427903

>>22427740
You mean she was. She's got a tighter leash on her right now than even Idolbu had in their prime.

>> No.22427953

>>22427409
I don't know, man.
>>22418654
>>22419509
He also tried to shit on Noah for exact same reason.

>> No.22428034

>>22427953
>getting angry because of not even three bait posts in a bait thread
You're equally as retarded as tourists. Get out and come back after the tourney.

>> No.22428057

>>22427903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V82ktyhWXDE
No, she is. You just clearly don't actually watch her because all you care about is being a massive tribalfag.

>> No.22428118

>>22427740
Friends with the Nijis before any of them joined either company. She's still not friends with the actual Apex players like Chihiro & Naraka.

>> No.22428184

>>22428118
seethe nijibeggar

>> No.22428225

>>22428118
>Get's proven wrong
>Shifts goal posts
Many such cases.

>> No.22428268

>>22428057
I don't see how the kamimama sisters doing their monthly collabs has anything to do with Aqua, unless you're trying to link it to NASU which hasn't been a thing outside of the initial burst and like one stream a year later. I also know Aqua is an inkya before you start with that.

>> No.22428352

bronies scrims are over for the day
go shitpost somewhere else

>> No.22428393

>>22426644
I thought Aqua told her not to come (yet) but she misinterpreted that there was danger at the other end (it was just a fence).

>> No.22428440

Everyone can get EZ kills pts and win in that spots.
Fucking whorelolive's whores are just lucky.

>> No.22428445

>>22428225
>Shifts goal posts
>She would have been a great addition to the FPS community and would probably be good friends with many of the girls in VSPO/Niji/Neo-Porte.
The only one who shifted anything was (you).

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