/yah/ - Beatani

[Anonymous No.]

>Next Stream - Shockwave Games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aw9Hnbu-2OM

>Who is Beatani?
https://xphill.com/

>Links
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato2/status/1469277309681438720

>Booru:
http://clover.club/post

>Merch:
https://my-store-11536917.creator-spring.com/
https://suzuri.jp/beatanichisato

>Streamlabs, because superchats are for low IQ dads who like giving Youtube 30% of the cut:
https://streamlabs.com/kumagaichisato/tip

>Lore Summarized:
https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Kumagai_Chisato

>Last Thread
>>22105901

>Last Risuna Thread
>>22244053

[Anonymous No.]

A dozen dirty dad dicks
All lined up in a row
I'm presented with a problem
Which one should I blow?
Though I like the big ones
It's cuter when they're small
It seems the only answer
Is for me to suck them all!

[Anonymous No.]

I love fucking this bear!

[Anonymous No.]

I love this fucking bear!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22319697
Because you are so confident about being wrong, here is the old download page for Flash Player.
http://web.archive.org/web/0/http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/alternates/
Notice there are no standalone versions, because it would only run in Netscape or IE

[Anonymous No.]

>>22320737
Me too

[Anonymous No.]

>>22320642
more beatani links
>yt channel
https://www.youtube.com/c/beatanichisato
>twitch channel
https://www.twitch.tv/beatanichisato/
>ms archive
https://102716.xyz/query?name=Beatani
>bea vn
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1_YdHCi-vuJDlXeQbcfWLjafltCHl6ZT9/view

[Anonymous No.]

>>22320683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7MBGpZK9wg
me when dads

[Anonymous No.]

>>22320742
You're absolutely retarded. I said Flash, not Shockwave. There was absolutely a standalone FLASH player.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish i could skip that shitty new intro, i hate it so much holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>22321147
Agreed but we're stuck with it until the next one

[Anonymous No.]

bros she's naked right now...

[Anonymous No.]

are you genki dads ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22321202
sniff

[Anonymous No.]

>>22321143
There was, but not originally

[Anonymous No.]

>>22321349
All I said was that it was not required to run Flash apps (.swf files) in a web browser. My statement remains correct, but keep trying to drag this out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22321209
Yah! Things are finally turning around for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22321209
not really

[Anonymous No.]

>>22321209
always genki! can't say the same for my oshi, however

[Anonymous No.]

Why does she know so much about this? could it be...

[Anonymous No.]

>>22321968
she used to work at the store, do you not remember?

[Anonymous No.]

remembering that she used to sell cell phones for one of these companies

probably needed to become familiar with competitors' tactics

[Anonymous No.]

>>22321987
I'm jorking dad, i remember

[Anonymous No.]

Sure, you can get a new phone for "free", but then you're locked into a contract for years
How would that be profitable

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22322142
you wouldn't necessarily be locked in if the new carrier agreed to pay off your old contract, that's how it seems to work in Japan too

[Anonymous No.]

>>22322201
So in that case it's more similar to a long-term location? I don't know the english term, something you renew every time you want to change phones but you never actually own it

[Anonymous No.]

>>22322142
they dont do that in burgerland anymore unless you are switching carriers. they usually want you to go on a payment plan for ~24 months for the full cost of the phone. instead of the free phone they try to give a big discount up front.
for my last phone, i got $700 for my tradein plus extra $200 off. so, i got the $1400 phone for $500 over 24 months = ~$20/month

[Anonymous No.]

>>22322169
I understand everything.

[Anonymous No.]

I masturbate to ZONE flashes regularly since 2006.
Midna, Haruko, HK girl, P&S, uooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.panzo-ya.com/

[Anonymous No.]

I'm confused wtf is shockwave

[Anonymous No.]

I rember...

[Anonymous No.]

Those games never got popular in my country somehow.
Instead people played more stuff like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>22322826
>>22317806

[Anonymous No.]

>>22322881
Oh yeah, everyone in middle school played Travian, like around 2005

[Anonymous No.]

>>22322965
>>22322881
Now that's more what I remember

[Anonymous No.]

>>22322884
Weird I'm well past 30yo and never heard of "Shockwave games" before even though I was always on the Internet... wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>22322881
same

[Anonymous No.]

Japanese really lived/live in some alternative reality huh
I never heard of shockwave

[Anonymous No.]

>>22323108
Same, I knew about Flash though but first time I hear of shockwave and I'm older than her

[Anonymous No.]

>>22323108
>>22323132
Same it got me pretty confused to be called zoomer kek

[Anonymous No.]

this symbol looks familiar but i can't quite put my finger on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22323108
Yeah same though I'm european so idk if it was more known among american + Japanese

[Anonymous No.]

I used shockwave all the time and I'm a white 90s kid from the south. Always took forever to load

[Anonymous No.]

>>22322884
does this mean that Bear is actually older than 30

[Anonymous No.]

>>22323132
Oh so maybe I didn't miss my childhood after all

[Anonymous No.]

Almost there

[Anonymous No.]

>>22323292
>paying for late streams for a year

[Anonymous No.]

>>22323292
same

[Anonymous No.]

>>22323368
Did you know you could save 40 hours per year if you stop showing up to Beatani's streams on time?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't get you retards, it's all the same shit
>n-no it's not shockwave wa-
you know what I mean, it's like acting like she's exploring some unknown world of the video game industry by talking about Famicom Disk System games instead of playing the NES ports.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22322654
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>22323584
never heard of famicon disk system but I know NES

[Anonymous No.]

>>22323584
Shockwave and Flash are not the same thing, where you can literally play Japanese Famicom games on an NES. Shit analogy

[Anonymous No.]

>>22323741
Autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>22323760
We all have autism here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22323788
He's still here??

[Anonymous No.]

>>22323919
Fettuccine? He never left.

[Anonymous No.]

Hi dads, did you miss me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22324065
Chihiro big paws...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22324309
discord discord discord shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.]

>>22324309
go to your shitcord containment onegai

[Anonymous No.]

>>22324450
But i like it here

[Anonymous No.]

>>22324597
This picture raise a lot of questions

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22324597
>Salty dog
what did they mean by this

[Anonymous No.]

>>22324597
Some old craftsman with years of experience spent hours carving that dong.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I can see the pain in her face

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys just watch her stream or also do something else
It's slightly too boring for me so I watch marco pierre white compilations at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>22325476
I catch up on work sometimes. Based video taste, it blows my mind that the guy who made Gordon Ramsay cry shills Knorr stock cubes and doesn't give a fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>22325476
sometimes ill play a game that doesnt require full focus or just browse other websites so i can still chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>22325476
Zatsudans and streams like these are good to have in another monitor while doing art reps, but usually I just watch the stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22325476
Sometimes I try to do something else but keep paying attention to stream instead
I just love Beatani too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>22325476
Yeah I have 0 interest for the gameplay of those games so I do something else while listening

[Anonymous No.]

Wait why did she have a problem with unicorns, I just realise she said that

[Anonymous No.]

>>22325811
remind spoonfeed me who we called unicorns again onegai

[Anonymous No.]

>>22325811

[Anonymous No.]

I had three fireball candies during today's stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22325961
How many are left?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22325953
The world's worst attempt at censoring Beatani's name

[Anonymous No.]

>>22325951
ah no when some guy(s) mentioned hololive I forgot why, she said it wouldn't be worth the pain to deal with unicorns (and that they shouldn't hire her anyway)

[Anonymous No.]

>>22325961
Based T1 diabetic making sure he's still alive

[Anonymous No.]

>>22325476
for me Bea's streams start in the middle of a night, so by this point I am done with my usual responsibilities and can watch the bear in peace... unless I really have to do something, then I watch her on the second monitor

[Anonymous No.]

>>22326023
one guy said that bea should work for hololive she said she couldn't stand unicorns and that they are not dumb enough to hire her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22325984
Maybe about one third or so

[Anonymous No.]

>beatani and her friends run on black people time

[Anonymous No.]

>>22326386
Island time, she is a secret Okinawan.

[Anonymous No.]

those massages must be really good

[Anonymous No.]

>>22326658
probably gives them all a happy ending

[Anonymous No.]

is the yazkua arc over yet btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327548
No point in playing now that Pingu is dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327548
Still going but she's getting pretty close

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327548
i think she is on chapter 13/16 , someone please call me out if i'm wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327793
17 for finale but she's at the start of 13, yeah

[Anonymous No.]

such a cute nose

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

i wonder what ever happened to those loud ass renovations that were supposed to take 6 months

[Anonymous No.]

RATE IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328313
kusoge/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328299
she's staying at fumiin's place

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328313
banana is the smartest fruit /10

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328313
Patientness/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328313
EZ MODO/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328299
papamon told bea how to set up her microphone so it wouldn't pick up noise

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328313
comfy stream but those games looked pretty boring / 10

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328313
Everything beside the gameplay was good, she's just great at zatsudan

[Anonymous No.]

Here's a stream doodle

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328995
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328995
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328995
lel

[Anonymous No.]

I love how CC's responses always have a sensitive content warning, never change.

[Anonymous No.]

licking bear cunny uoooooh

[Anonymous No.]

>>22322654
The Teen Titans videos are classic

[Anonymous No.]

>>22322654
The Miku one is pretty strong against me.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have sex with beatani's vagina

[Anonymous No.]

>>22320941
fuck off ms

[Anonymous No.]

>>22332345
I want to have sex with beatani's braid

[Anonymous No.]

>>22332345
I want to have sex with beatani's eggs

[Anonymous No.]

>>22332790
sunny side up or soft boiled?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22332345
I want... what do I want? What is my desire? I don't have a clear image of my desire. I don't want to have sex with Beatani.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22332986
raw

[Anonymous No.]

>>22332345
Well sorry, that's gonna me on me but I'll tell you how it is if you ask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22322654
They're overrated, just watch hentai

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328399
The noises were as loud as her voice, so there's no way to filter them out completely. >>22328335 is much more likely.

[Anonymous No.]

Beatan is good at sex mochiron

[Anonymous No.]

>>22337344
Chihiro is better naturally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22339932
Practice makes perfect tashikani

[Anonymous No.]

Bea doesn't want me around but I don't care

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have sex with a bland japanese office lady that happens to be a vtuber called beatani

[Anonymous No.]

You, you know who you are
I'm coming for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>22342881
Don't just tell me about them, DM me pictures of the loads too

[Anonymous No.]

Bea either overestimates the level of hololive or underestimates herself. Compared to holoen gen 1 she has
>better streaming skills than any of them
>better entertaining skills than any of them
>better art skills than all but ina
>better voice than all but gura
>better voice acting skills than any of them
>better at singing than any of them
>better creativity than any of them
>better accent and speech than any of them
>better acting skills than any of them
>more energetic than any of them
>more interesting than any of them
>has many other skills that none of them have
I don't know about gen 2, but I've heard they're even worse than gen 1. The jp holo quality is higher, but even there she would be the best. Hololive is popular but not that good.

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>>22343414
but do you think bea would be happy as a holo? like she said she doesn't want to tolerate the unicorns and I mean real unicorns not us who at most we just start crying here when she pisses us off.

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>>22343414
I can honestly say that she would be a pretty good talent in any corpo if she quit her job and put all her energy into Vtubing.
However, she'll probably start JP streaming once she becomes popular and she'll forget about us soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22343692
>but do you think bea would be happy as a holo
I don't know and I don't want her to join any corpo, just pointing it out

[Anonymous No.]

>>22343692
Are unicorns a type of viewer? Also, talent aside, would Bea be able to hide her contempt for annoying viewers as a holo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22344078
She never acted obviously annoyed during stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>22343721
>However, she'll probably start JP streaming once she becomes popular and she'll forget about us soon.
do your reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>22341760
I want you around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22341760
I understand your pain

[Anonymous No.]

Why would unicorns bother her unless she had a boyfriend or will get one soon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22346613
Because she already has a boyfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>22346821
yeah me

[Anonymous No.]

>>22346821
Did she tell you? I have a strong suspicion that the dads who talk to her know something and that's why many of those who seemed close to bea have left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22347037
It is a little uncanny how most of her big paypigs have recently stopped donating much or coming by at all. Even her mod.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22347136
she doesn't really need the money but I find it odd that these specific people have started to keep their distance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22347363
>specific people
Who? I only noticed fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>22347439
bee dad he said he's busy, maybe I'm only imagining things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22347522
He's just getting ready to move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22343414
>>22348440

[Anonymous No.]

>>22348488
They are taking it as Bae kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>22348488
Kinda pointless, hlgg is obviously going to be too biased to give an objective evaluation

[Anonymous No.]

>>22348488
lel didn't know there was a holo named bea

[Anonymous No.]

>>22348884
They have to be trolling. There's no way anyone on /vt/ doesn't know who bea is.

[Anonymous No.]

Touching dicks with dads...

[Anonymous No.]

>>22349277
Those dicks are MINE.

[Anonymous No.]

Ohadayo daddochamas!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22350737

[Anonymous No.]

>>22350737
Please. I'm eating

[Anonymous No.]

>>22350737
god left us a long time ago

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no! Chihiro trapped Bea in a pokemon game!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22352071
Tehepero~ Here's some milk so please don't abandon me!

[Anonymous No.]

Would you rather have sex with shaymin or fuwa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22352839
transformed from an onahole to an onahole!? ohh the humanity...

[Anonymous No.]

>>22353130
none

[Anonymous No.]

God I fucking hate fuwatani

[Anonymous No.]

>>22353753
ok virgin

[Anonymous No.]

>>22352839
I want to put her in the daycare if you catch my drift.

[Anonymous No.]

>yukkin is 1.4k subs away from bea without pandering to EOPs
GO YUKKIN GO

[Anonymous No.]

Sweaty bear ass after an endurance stream with the windows closed and AC off

[Anonymous No.]

Oi dads, this is funny ahaha! !
https://twitter.com/0T0MIKEs1/status/1513793798324699138?t=sxKhZmFod6cNpy-6evVMGg&s=19

[Anonymous No.]

>>22356169
>50 followers
>100000 likes
why buy likes for a tweet like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22346613
They're disgusting people. They bother me and I'm not even a vtuber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22356169
Japanese Twitter is so strange

[Anonymous No.]

>>22356680
Do you have a boyfriend dad?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to send her my dick, wish me luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22357190
I kinda want to send her mine, my dick is micropenis level when flaccid and average when hard. I'm imagining sending my dick at its worst state possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>22357591
She probably likes cute ones more than big ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>22357591
You could tie a little ribbon on it like she has in her braid

[Anonymous No.]

What is weed pulling exactly? She almost told us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22355781
Yukkin liked three of my posts on Twitter, including personal ones I've never once followed or interacted with her. Did you guys think you would miss the Twitter days one year ago?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22358492
Those were great times

[Anonymous No.]

Yukkin would be giving us kisses and saying she loves us right now. We're stuck with a bitch bear instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22358492
>Yukkin liked three of my posts on Twitter, including personal ones I've never once followed or interacted with her
How long ago was this, i thought she stopped doing that

[Anonymous No.]

>>22358354
hitman

[Anonymous No.]

Dads, please comment on my art/memes. It generates way more endorphins than just liking them

[Anonymous No.]

>>22359839
if it’s too horny I can barely give a
like……

[Anonymous No.]

>>22359362
For just $100 a month you can have 1 on 1 discord voice chat sex with her AND you get hand written love letters from her

[Anonymous No.]

>>22359960
Did those other contest winners get their letters yet? I'm bummed that I'll never get one but at least some dads can be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22359960
Obviously fake but I would sign up if it was real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22359960
you need to give bea $100 a month for a few months to get that

[Anonymous No.]

>>22360239
I'm pretty sure she would get banned if it was fake because it's written in the membership perks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22359839
Link your art and I'll comment. I don't want to harass random dads

[Anonymous No.]

>>22360488
>I don't want to harass random dads
I'm sure they'd hate getting comments on their art

[Anonymous No.]

>>22360346
>>22359960
what the fuck is this gfe. I almost feel bad signing up for this in ars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22360638
I only understand today's dm, what is he saying after that

[Anonymous No.]

>>22359440
Social media interaction is now one of her membership perks

[Anonymous No.]

>>22360799
>Just listened to today's DM voice clip, safely died.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's not talk about yukkin anymore, she's off topic and i didn't know she was a whore...bea would never do such things

[Anonymous No.]

>>22360919
She doesn't need to anymore but early Bea was no angel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22360919
I bet Bea had voice sex with Gyro, and she did it for free! It's not whoring if you do it for free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22360884
The 3 min JAV clips must be even better

[Anonymous No.]

>>22361054
shut up already gyro

[Anonymous No.]

>>22361054
gyro has no capability to have any kind of strong feeling toward anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>22361110
he probably had no emotion during the entire voice sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22361110
You're joking? Obviously he loves Bea, Discord and Minecraft.

[Anonymous No.]

Having gyro as a fan must feel good, he's honestly pretty cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>22361203
Add in Zia and she has a team of autistic cyber hitmen

[Anonymous No.]

>>22361183
Talk to him and
>>22361110
Talk to him and you'll understand why I mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>22361401
Fucked up only meant for >>22361183

[Anonymous No.]

>>22347136
>>22347037
I was thinking the same thing, but I have a strong suspicion for someone, who has suddenly gone from very active to almost no public activity at all, yet is still on every stream and aware of all that is happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22361293
>>22361203
they should have dad sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>22361574
Oh I think I see who you mean. Yeah I noticed she suddenly kept bantering with him in chat too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22361576
dadfic anon we need you to make this happen

[Anonymous No.]

if i had loyal dogs i would keep them close so at least someone will say i'm right

[Anonymous No.]

>>22361576
They probably get naked together in Minecraft!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22361574
>>22361598
who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22361647
But those often mock her in chat...

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like dads who post about themselves or other dads specially in /yah/ instead of /risuna/

[Anonymous No.]

>>22361679
Dogs bark sometimes but they know where their meals come from

[Anonymous No.]

>>22361678
me, sorry you had to find out this way

[Anonymous No.]

Notice how dadfic anon stopped posting their dad fictions after a certain seep declared she wasn't the one writing them?.... suspicious

[Anonymous No.]

>>22361885
I think dadfic anon is taking commissions for his writing now

[Anonymous No.]

>>22361574
I remember many months ago she showed me a "husband list" of dads and asked which one I would choose if I was her. I did take it seriously when answering, but later got told it was a shitpost?!
She has such moments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22361979
it's the same really? damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>22362041
Where was this and what was the context? Just chatting?

[Anonymous No.]

http://poal.me/dgzq6z

[Anonymous No.]

>>22362041
Which dad would you pick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22362318
noot didn't even have to compete

[Anonymous No.]

>>22362318
One is japanese the other isn't.
Bea is like all japanese women, get the foreign experience for a while and then dump them for a shitty jap with no future when they want to have a family

[Anonymous No.]

>>22362493
Pumped and dumped again

[Anonymous No.]

>>22358492
>Did you guys think you would miss the Twitter days one year ago?
I didn't expect her to distance herself so much from us, now I can't help but think that she' s talking shit about us on some secret server.
>>22361574
every time he writes a paragraph without exception bea reads it

[Anonymous No.]

>>22363913
>every time he writes a paragraph without exception bea reads it
i know you guys want to trick goslings but make it believable

[Anonymous No.]

>>22364021
it's not a fucking lie, pay more attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22364127
you can't twist reality so at least keep your fantasy for yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>22363913
>she' s talking shit about us on some secret server
She doesn't care about any of us, we're just numbers to her. Which she doesn't care about either. So I don't believe she's bothering to shittalk anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22363913
If it's who I think you're talking about he's got a notorious invite only Discord

[Anonymous No.]

>>22364193
Is bea in that place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22364375
I'm not in it but I've heard so

[Anonymous No.]

>>22359440
less than 1 month ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>22364127
>>22364167
>>22364193
Name or fake and gay!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22364607
it's me

[Anonymous No.]

Did bea wish happy birthday to eira on Twitter? If not, does she hate her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22361110
bear paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>22364622
I don't give a fuck about eira because of her bea is into secret shit and spends her whole fucking day on discord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22364622
SHE HATES HER

[Anonymous No.]

>>22364622
She probably doesn't know yet. I think Bea doesn't spend much time on Twitter recently with how busy her job is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22364691
>busy

>I can show up to work whenever I want
>I can be three hours late to things and nobody cares
>When I am working, I'm often not really working

[Anonymous No.]

>>22364725
She is so fucked when she has to get a new job. Then again, she pulls the same shit with dads and still gets showered with money and affection so I think she'll actually be ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22361885
It's not her you daft cunts, do you really think that she'd spend hours upon hours researching dads and coming up with gay fantasies about them? I don't even know you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22364823
>I

[Anonymous No.]

Notice how Beabot's speech pattern has changed. She's getting smarter...

[Anonymous No.]

>>22364823
> I don't even know you guys
Nice try.
I know it's her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22364794
What will her next job be? Her skills have been trained for vtubing, so I don't know what she can do in real world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22364949
>Her skills have been trained for vtubing
red lantern district

[Anonymous No.]

>>22364949
She can take care of flowers, she has a delicate and feminine hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>22364949
Her skill is being a woman and separating men from their money

[Anonymous No.]

Bea please... I'm begging you...post more cooking vids....ONEGAI

[Anonymous No.]

Crack an egg in your pussy and squat over the pan

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>>22365156
this must be an Annie post

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>>22365236
100%, i hate that faggot so much

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Lmao Bea will join any day now
https://twitter.com/PhaseConnect/status/1514272290489307136

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>>22366164
if one of those chuubas groom her enough, even so, I doubt it very much.

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>>22366380
2 of her 3 biggest vtuber friends work for Phase now and the sheep is pretty close to them too.

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>>22366164
Looks like there's a lot of drama involved

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>>22367177

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>>22367177
If only they were popular enough for me to care about all of this

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>>22367068
I don't believe that bea chooses living off the streams over finding a real stable job.

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>>22367548
You can have a job and be in an agency you know.

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>>22367693
Tenma does

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>>22367543
Quite a few in that are popular especially around Phase Connect who have some talents at 300-400

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>>22367736
tenma is a hag. Please spread this info everywhere. Thanks.
I hate that bitch, the whore thinks she's better than beatani

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>>22367854
Objectively she is

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>>22362041
What were your choices?

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>>22368020
She really isn't

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>>22360854
Would you upgrade to OB if Bea were to start doing this?

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>>22368509
Of course

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>>22368509
No, at that point it's better to pay for a GFE hooker

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momo is not happening anymore right

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>>22368941
No, too much work. It's mendokusai

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>>22368990
It's a shame, because it was a really cool community project. Maybe we could try making her without Bea.

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2 sex or 3 sex? This is very important please answer honestly.

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>>22368941
fishman probably isnt down with it
probably why many videos are still hidden

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>>22369166
3, more sex is better

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Bea... you could have opened the PO Box for your birthday...

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SEXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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>>22369055
>Maybe we could try making her without Bea.
as long as it's the fat one

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>>22369484
she doesn't want random crap in her house

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>>22369484
Use the wishlist trick
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato2/status/1512070931749154819

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>>22369897
So kurochan is random crap now?

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>>22368509
mochiron

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>>22369198
I blamed bea laziness for the videos that are still hidden, bea never does anything without a reason I'm starting to get scared.

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Bea has TWO threads!

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>>22370902
Why?

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>>22370101
She should have thrown it away by now

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>>22368047
I explained why each was a bad choice.

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>>22369484
That'll be done yeah

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>>22372529
Saboteur dad that was not very nice. I understand if you're in it to win it.

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>>22362041
>I remember many months ago she showed me a "husband list" of dads and asked which one I would choose if I was her
DM sex must be good

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>>22372987
This feels more luck DM cuckoldry experience for him even if it was a joke!

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>>22372987
>DM sex
If he is saying the truth then it's the equivalent of your crush asking you what guy would you recommend her to start dating
Then again it's the kind of thing I can imagine Bea doing just to fuck up with someone

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>>22373092
Well I know how this situation ends

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>>22373092
It's true

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>>22373238
Then she is a bitch

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>>22372529
That's not what I asked but why don't you explain why each was a bad choice here too?

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>>22373259
>>22373151
>>22373092
Beatan has definitely done this with her old gachikois to fuck with them. There's no way she wouldn't.

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>>22373034
>>22373092
>>22373238
What if he was one of the choices? Perhaps ther was something extra to it

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>>22373891
Of course he would pick himself then. She probably asked a few dads just to see what their thoughts on other dads are. She made a choice and that's why there are less streams. The business going bankrupt is a ruse for her to move in with her new husband.

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>>22374039
>>22372529
>I explained why each was a bad choice.
He hates himself then

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>>22374039
Asking each waifu candidate what he thinks about all of the other candidates. Smart.

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>>22374039
That's why he started asking questions to certain dads.

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paradoxically dmsex increased after the unfollowing and her move to discord

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>Bea shows you her list of husband candidates
>You are not in it
She can't be that cruel

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>>22374103
Everyone saw a different list without their own name mochiron of course.
>>22374194
Him? The moving makes complete sense now.

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>>22362041
Tell us who was on the list

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>>22374285
That's what makes the rrat believable

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Which bea related character is husband/wife material

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>>22374402
pure maiden Chihiro only
everyone else is either deranged or a whore

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>>22374402
Hobodad husband, Chihiro wife, Risuna best friend, Kaniko niece, Remoto best friend and I'm forgetting someone. Oh yeah, Bea public use onahole.

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>>22374341
He's selling the wood carvings because they're no longer needed to gain attention

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>>22374646
Giving them away and he's even covering the shipping. He's a nice guy, there are many worse choices.

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>>22374714
I don't know why I said selling I know he's giving them away, gomene~

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I want to watch other 2views, but I'm afraid of their communities being just like this one. I just want to watch a cute anime girl playing games and being nice to everyone.

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>>22374944
Most others don't really have a community like this one

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>>22374742
You cheeky brat

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>>22375103
Trueno had a community like this one.

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>>22374944
It's not that common desu
>>22375187
Trueno is a whore I love her

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>>22375187
I don't see a /mzkt/ anywhere

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>>22374944
Avoid women, people who mistakenly believe they are women, and people mentioned on this board. You'll find someone nice eventually.

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>>22375187
When is her collab with Jack?

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>>22374039
>She probably asked a few dads just to see what their thoughts on other dads are.
She didn't. C**** dmed more than a few. Maybe he leaked dms to her but it wasn't "the list"
>She made a choice and that's why there are less streams.
There are less streams because dirty dog, constant dads fighting, and stress from work
>The business going bankrupt is a ruse for her to move in with her new husband.
They hired foreigners. Clearly some kind of international telemarketing scam company

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https://streamable.com/hcm2yp
Daily life of Beatani.

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>>22375187
He makes the most of every chance to shill himself in these threads

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I LOVE BEATANI!!!!!!!!!! SHE IS SERIOUSLY WIFE MATERIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO ONE ELSE IN THE UNIVERSE COMES CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!11!!1111!!11!!111!!11!!11!!11!!11!!!!!!!!!!

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Who even....
>>22374944
If you don't use the thread life is great you know, none of what make you sad. Or even just using during streams/after.

There is simply not enough content to warrant a 24/7 general so by design it's gonna always end up with stuff like this no matter what, without IDs the thread direction ins up to whoever has the most free time and nothing better to do than post.

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>>22375686
>>22374944
Honestly yeah if you just enjoy her content without checking here, it's very pleasant. Only come here in off-time if you enjoy hurting yourself and other for fun or have literally nothing else to do in your life.

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>>22375449
What a mood

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>>22375606
... she's the opposite of wife material though

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>>22374944
I tried branching out to other 2views but it's just not the same. If I'm going to watch another 2view indie she has to be new and without baggage from previous personas.

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>>22375815
That's the kind of wife I want, don't judge me

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>>22375766
Which one are you here for?

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>>22375449
Damn that was pretty memorable

I never found back the "Why do you have autism dad? Why do you have autism?"clip

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>>22375843
Guess it's gonna be a "hurting myself" here

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>>22375766
Some threads are bad but mostly they are comfy

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>>22375841
I know it's not what you're looking for but I took the 2-view male pill and it's more fun with less drama

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>>22375449
God I miss her so much. The current Beatani is such a bitch.

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>>22375945
I took the ar pill and for some reason it's the exact same drama.

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>>22376012
AR streams are surprisingly fun unless he's super drunk. Then they're interesting in a different way.

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>>22375973
thats the true beatani..

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>>22375973
I like her more now

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The true AR pill

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>>22376186
Why? You'll probably say honesty but I'll have to agree to disagree with that.

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>>22375438
>get a DM from C****
>didn't notice it for a while
>feels awkward replying this much later
>don't
>tfw missed my chance at marrying Bea

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>>22376257
You really dodged a bullet. I've had to clean up so many beer cans and mikan peels I'm going schizo

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>>22376209
I shoved it up my ass but nothing happened.

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>>22376257
>get a DM from C****
>reply
>he ignores me
>tfw I was abandoned as a marrying choice before I even replied

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>>22374944
>>22375841
Koragi desu, she's the easiest indie to sell to holo fans for a reason. On top of singing, playing ukulele (https://streamable.com/wwow1c)), drawing, rigging and coding, she's also the sweetest vtuber I ever saw. I don't check too much because I prefer mean vtubers who insult their chat but maybe it's for you. Similar style I never watched her but I heard niceeggy is like your description and has 10 viewers or so
Also Fireworks has been adding more details to his doddle as of late which is nice.

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>>22376459
Yeah, see the progress of people like fireworks eko tachi stuffedidiot and more has been nice and good picks

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>>22376414
Maybe try another one. I don't think that a real doctor wrote that

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>>22376414
I'm going to need some pics so I can see what you're doing wrong

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>>22376186
Agreed more or less, I'd say October-December was my favorite Beatani but I enjoy all Beatani just order of preference.

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>>22376505
Yeah, gomen ek* but I'm gonna use you again. This is like 8-9 months apart from him.

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>>22376746
This is insane. In such a short time?

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>>22376746
I like the tasteful bush

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>>22376782
I heard he didn't even draw at all before. Multiple other dads too.

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>>22376746
Ruined by fuwatani arc

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>>22376830
Sometimes it's better to not know too much about someone! This is why vtubers are convenient. Sadly he was not a vtuber...

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I want an EkoTachi vtuber duo with lots of sexual tension!

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>>22376943
kino
they can have drawing collabs and twitcast all the hot gay sex later

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>>22376830
I unironically think it was hot

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>>22376830
I liked the yakuza one with a mask

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>>22376505
Some only drew once or twice but I'll have to get the full list of "people who drew beatani/beatani-related character" some day

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>>22377217
same

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>>22377271
>>22377217
groomed by beatani into enjoying small animal being abused...

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>>22377266
I miss NY

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Why do you think Bea had such a strong opinion that Fuwatani was only good for blowjobs?

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>>22377506
all_the_way_through

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>>22377541

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>>22376746
I always call him the most improved art dad for a reason. He deserves his title!

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>>22377953
When are we going to have a dad superlatives stream?

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>>22378129
a terlist stream?

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Do you dads feel like jerking off eko's ego a bit more or is this enough? Just saying

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>>22378256
Something like this

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>>22378294
Who are you? I could probably come up with something nice to say.

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>>22378294
he deserves the praise, his art's good

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Eko's art is really good and he was voted most liked dad

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>>22378294
Is it really that often? Checking archive, not so much, at least in a reasonable amount. But you can talk about other artists too. I especially like this pose from Fet.

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>>22378607
I don't remember ever seeing this one, nice.