/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
Schedule: TBA

Songs: https://rentry.org/ggg_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/ggg_merch

Previous thread: >>22282840

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>>22305789
>>22305867
These are imposters.

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Gura Cute

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My Gura

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I know she moans all the time but does anyone have the timestamp for one sexy moan she let out during the Portal 2 collab with Ina?

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>>22309642
sus

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>>22309642
sus

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She is gone...

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Gura cute

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>22309690
https://files.catbox.moe/3pfii2.mp4

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I can't stop thinking about having sex with Gura

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>>22309820
She'll be back.

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Is goora ded?

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>>22310038
All hope is lost...

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I knew i shouldn't have choked her that hard..

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I'm in love with Gura!

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How do you think Gura feels about being one of the Hololive members with the most porn made of her?

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Grompus Grabando

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>>22310587
Happy, but a little self-conscious and wishing the other girls got more.

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Goop Goop doko?

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>>22310587
Proud

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>>22310587
Probably pretty great seeing as Gura is her own fetish.

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Gurass

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>>22310587
Horny

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>>22310587
She touches herself to her lewds.

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does gura know she's gura

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>>22311147
Not anymore since she's gone anon...

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>>22311235
>wham
Triggered

[Anonymous No.]

How do I get over my lust for this shark?

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>>22311538
Masturbate until your dick breaks.

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>>22311317
Blame orchesc/a/ns and their translator, StuGlife.

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If Gura got lost in the backrooms, you'd go in and find her right? You'd save her right?

[Anonymous No.]

>take a short nap while working at home
>immediately have a dream where Im freinds with Gura
I didn't want to get back up...

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>>22309690
>>22310007
>>22310231
>>22310587
>>22310883
>>22310911
>>22311538
>>22311596
Coombuds honestly need to fuck off already. I'm tired of my cute shark being constantly sexualized. Not everyone is always horny for Gura and I don't understand why you feel the need to tell everyone about it.

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>>22312092
https://litter.catbox.moe/j3tgru.png

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>>22312092
Get your T levels checked, buddy. Gura wants to be sexualized.

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Confess.

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gungar glombax

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>>22310587
>How do you think Gura feels about being one of the Hololive members with the most porn made of her?
It just shows everyone she is one of the most popular members in hololive.

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How will chumbuds console Gura after she goes to Japan and is raped by half of the JP branch?

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>>22312264
>implying

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>>22312092
I don't jack it to Gura, but I'm aware that she is peak eroticism, so I still enjoy the lewd art.

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>>22312264
Who'll console me that I don't get to rape her?

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>>22312264
Drown her in goom.

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>>22312092
Stop being gay

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>>22312186
I really really really love her

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>>22312302
Man, fucking same. This is why i fear the fatto catto.

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>>22309844
T u T

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>>22312186
I know what her mango juice brand is

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>>22312186
I'm sorry sister Gura but I'm about to rape you

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>>22312583
What is it?

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>>22312092
Go back to Discord faggot

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>>22312583
Unless you have psychic powers you know nothing more than a guess

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>>22312092
Unfathomably based. Horny posters are fucking weird.

[Anonymous No.]

What if gura turned into a strawberry?

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>>22312676
Gura would eat herself

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>>22312709
Don't you fucking dare you little brat

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>>22312803
that cookie is going on the floor and there is nothing you can do about it

[Anonymous No.]

Well looks like Gilbert gottfried isn't an option anymore, any other ideas for a gift?

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>>22313219
Wait, what does Gilbert have to do with a gift?

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>>22313219
>Gilbert gottfried isn't an option anymore,
but wh—oh.

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>>22313326
funny voice and same initials

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>>22313326
Some people were considering a cameo from him

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>>22313326
F

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Stupid erotic shark... correction is required...

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I'm gonna apply correction to this damn shark brat and there's nothing you can do to stop me

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Sorry
>>22313485 meant for >>22313219

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I love how Gura doesn't seek attention like the other Holo whores. When the other ones got Covid, Cover made an annocument but not for Gura.

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>>22313521
God look at how flat she is

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>>22313595
I want to play Gura's chest like a xylophone with my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>Gilbert Jeremy Gottfried (born February 28, 1955) was an American actor and stand-up comedian
>was
Oh

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>>22309844
damn... shes about the right height...

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>>22313685
i hate that i get all my news from /vt/

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>>22313685
>ISREAL
I lost counts of how many things i knew because of /vt/

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Another celebrity dead. I hope Gura isn't next

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King cover less than 50k to 19.5m.

>>22313685
Damn, I guess we can't get that cameo appearance. Kind of sad since he shared a photo on January 21th with his buddies Bob Saget and Louie Anderson after they had passed and now he's gone as well. Very sad.

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good thing it's a collab, she won't have to read the superchats about it

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>>22313990
been a bad year for comedy. I was just rewatching gilbert's appearance on norm's podcast last weekend.

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>>22311838
Anything for gura

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>>22312583
>>22312621
>>22312648
I thought it was newman's own

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>>22314149
that isn't mango juice

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well I and im guessing other anons haven't gotten a response from crypton/Miku either, sucks. any other ideas?

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>>22314149
Newman's own mango tango is what she talked about, and that clearly wasn't what she was drinking because she had to look it up while holding the bottle of her mango juice. She was just suggesting that we try that out as well.

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>>22314200
yeah its a mix fruit "cocktail"
>>22314351
ah okay. my memory is pretty shit for details like this

[Anonymous No.]

gura collects her own sweat in a jar during the summer and drinks it throughout the rest of the year. the juices and espressos are just a red herring.

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>>22314455
UOHHHHHHHHHH

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>>22314455

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nyan

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>>22313576
No need to insult the other girls but yeah, giving it more attention than you would to a cold or the flu is retarded, I don't understand why they feel the need to keep making those official announcements every time one of the holos gets it.

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>>22315180
I agree, the girls should all announce when they have colds and the flu.

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>>22315729

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Guwa baby

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>>22315761
Need more forehead fanart

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>>22315816

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>>22315855

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>>22313219
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1513960910217486342

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>>22316080
Goodnight sweet prince

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you guys were asking why gura follows rariemon earlier. Makes sense to me:
https://twitter.com/rariemonn765/status/1513804348492775429

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hey so according to the schizo period tracker from last week, gura should become extra cute within the next couple days right?

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>>22317004
around the 19th

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>>22317004
she going to get really affectionate so prepare for kino member stream

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>>22317035
>>22317076
>>22317124
oh shit im so bad at this women wtuff

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>>22317219
that's what the app is for

[Anonymous No.]

looks like youtube has been having some stability problems today. there's still plenty of time for even a google operations team to deal with it before the stream, though.

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>>22317004
That's not how peorids work anon....

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i just out of a bad breakup with an e girl from a discord server. Guess i gotta crawl back to gura. I just hope no ones fucking her

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>>22317398
>I just hope no ones fucking her
Gura or your ex?

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Towa didnt see guras reply tweet

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>>22317539
watch streams

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>>22316246
rariemon is not an upgrade, look at Mumei

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>>22309676
>>22310012
rubrubrubrubrub

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>>22317614
He's done good work in the past, he was definitely overworked with council though

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>>22317421
gura. in b4 yeah me

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>>22317614
All of EN 2 was a downgrade in terms of effort.
Cover just hired whoever was recommended to them and did the bare minimum and left them to be omegas fucktoy.

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>>22317682
Anon I have bad news more you...it's me, im the one doing it

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>>22317559
Couldn’t pay me to watch a vampire survivors stream not even for gura

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>>22317705
I made this post.

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>>22317705
i lost 2 girls today

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>>22317398
>>22317539
>>22317730
Thanks for reminding me how easy it will be to be the last chumbud.

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>>22317792
not all of us are that weak

[Anonymous No.]

Grim Globetrotter...

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>>22318523
Literally who? Btw this is also off-topic.

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>>22317682
Bad news for you buddy…

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look at that tail

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>>22319742
I want to lick her nape

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>>22319742

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>>22319742
It looks like blue raspberry candy

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>>22319869
Same.

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Oh god oh fuck oh god oh fuck I don't feel so good.

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>>22310587
Honestly asking how do you know that?
I would think Ame Kiara or Mori would have more, isn't loli very niche?

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im so lonely

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>>22320127
Gura and Marine have the most.

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>>22320142
Buy a blahaj.

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>>22320127
Dude, lolicon is huge in japan, what am i saying, all over the world.

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Pixiv alone.

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>>22320127
I think she's only behind marine in terms of number of lewds and you can see by how much in pixiv

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>>22320340
Surprised Flare is that low honestly

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>>22320535
>dark skin tone
It's a debuff.

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>>22320340
She's coming for you, Marine

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>>22320573
you know , that's actually such a simple explanation I didn't even consider that but you right

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>>22320598
The chart is quite old, needs an update.

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>>22320182
>>22320278
>>22320385
>>22320340
Damn.
I stand corrected.

>>22320598
LOL I was about to ask if the numbers were up to date.

It seems being a loli is unironically a buff as a Vtuber, it's a shame so many indies refuce the label so much.

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>>22320759
>It seems being a loli is unironically a buff as a Vtuber, it's a shame so many indies refuce the label so much.
It's not, and there are many 2views to prove it.

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Gura is obviously secretly working an original song after all this time, will it be as good or surpass Reflect?

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>>22320340
If this is true why are so many so bad? I swear there's like 3ish good Gura lewds every month at best, but almost nothing high quality. We don't even have a good doujin.

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>>22320858
Who cares. It's not going to be in the same genre so comparing them is pointless.

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>>22320858
she's been working on several but she's a perfectionist, we'll be lucky if any of them see the light of day.

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pet shart

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>>22320884
EN debuff. The doujin we do have is fine.

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>>22320142
Same desu desu

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>>22320858
I just hope that its a love song, those always get me during her karaokes. If not, then I hope its something that lets her voice go all out.

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>>22320884
In general her fan art is like that. She gets a lot of fan art but if you scroll the gawrt tag daily you'll notice there is a good amount that isn't good at all. It's just part of being popular

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>>22320937
>she's a perfectionist
Except when she's invited to have a collab song with others

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>>22321095
When it's out of her control, yes.

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>>22321076
That's fan works in general. You get used to it.

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>>22320858
doubt it, she wants to but the way she was complaining about not finding a composer the song is barely on the idea part

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>>22321228
This is why talking about things in production is a bad idea.

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>>22321076
On a good day you find +5 pieces worth saving from the art tag, but it's usual just 5 or less. This is just 2 days worth of art i found worthy of saving.

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>>22320884
>we don't even bave a good doujin
But I liked let's sweat and the amesame futa one and while not really a doujin, diudada does some great work with his comic things

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Gura never actually ordered that ASMR mic, did she?

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>>22321399
I used to scroll her art tag every single day but now it's closer to once a week because of that. I don't feel like I save nearly as much as I used to

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>>22321400
The amesame one is hilarious.

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>>22321076
I was just hoping she'd get some really good stuff like Aqua and Shion have by now. Wasn't there a convention for Gura artists or something like a year ago too? What happened to that?
https://exhentai.org/g/1881848/3c52d23ac7/
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=minato_aqua+

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>>22321400
>Futa
>Scalie
>Diaper
I'll pass on the stuff we have now, thanks.

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>>22321439
Been checking the tag daily looking for OP images, i used to not care at all and just save whatever was posted here.
Now I am aware of how bad the art tag can get.

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Wife.

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>>22321904

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Will Gura show up in the vc on Mumei's Minecraft stream? What are the odds?

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>>22322094
It'd be a good excuse for gura to open the game and do a guerrilla without her POV.

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>>22322094
decent odds since she wants to play minecraft and likes mumei.

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>>22322094
No way.

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>>22322094
Honestly I wouldn't mind. Gura cameos are fun.

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>>22322247
>cameos
No. They're streams. She is streaming.

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>>22322094
Uhh, if she doesn't show up in the first 45 mins then I doubt it. That's if she isn't currently sleeping too.

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>>22322094
Maybe, she said she want to play Minecraft.

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>>22322094
I think so if she's not planning to stream herself on saturday.

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hmmmm
https://twitter.com/Ihcaris/status/1514003290429980673

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>>22322787
would

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>>22322787
ahn~

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>>22322787
would let her use me

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>>22322787
why are you guys gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22322997
hmmmm

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>>22322997
It's just a few.

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>>22322787
Should be smaller but is within suckable range.

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>>22322997
They're women.

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>>22323167
You wish.

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>>22322997
>not wanting to have sex with gura
You're the only gay one here

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>>22322787
T u T
I would correct this brat by making her cum and continuing suck her through her refractory period.

[Anonymous No.]

>there are people here that would unironically have sex with futa gura

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>>22323315
Yeah, me.

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>>22323315
>He loves Gura so little he wouldn't lover her if she had a penis
That's pretty fuckin gay dude.

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>>22323315
Yeah, me.

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>>22323315
>He gets filtered by a pee pee when he can have sex with gura
Gay

[Anonymous No.]

Someone SC Gura and motivate her to play Minecraft again.

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>>22323801
That's not a problem superchatting can solve.

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>>22323952
I agree I will convince her personally then

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>>22323801
The only way to get Gura playing MC again is to get everyone else back in the server and I doubt that will happen anytime soon. Will probably have to wait till EN gen 3 to populate the EN server to get Gura motivated to play MC.

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>>22323801
She's said before all they need is a project to get people playing again

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>>22324176
Mumei is playing saturday

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>>22323952
Lucio should tell her on discord or something, I don't remember how the shitposting went

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>>22323801
trust me she will play it she is working on having everything ready this week for it but it can be moved to next also, things are looking good for this week I talked to last night and this morning about it when I got me some! ;) you don't think i'm telling the truth now but you will when you see minecraft on her gaming list this week if its not moved to next.

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>>22324668
ask her which week please

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>>22324668
she's not putting out a schedule this late in the week due to her autism

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>>22324805 I just told you, its looking good for this week but could also be moved.

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>>22324856
Even so does not change the fact of what she will be doing

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>>22324860
Oh so you don't know AND can't ask her then? You seem pretty useless.

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>>22324957
In person, she is working on getting people together for the stream, the mouse prob going to be in Open VC and she will join.

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Minecraft arc with friends would be nice but I hope she finishes the Ebi shrine at some point

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>>22325068
Now I don't know what she will be working on in it yet because she does not know ether but is coming up with things to do.

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>>22325185
i love my furry cat shark wife

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>>22325068
I would like a Minecraft stream, sure. But an arc? Hell no. Minecraft gets so dull at the end because there's nothing to do but build pretty houses or pixel art. Might as well have a drawing collab at that point, that would be way more fun.

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>>22324860
>>22324999
so is it this week or next week?

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>>22324805
Also to add to what you asked, I'm not going to just run messages back and forth i'm only posting now because i'm kinda upset with her atm

[Anonymous No.]

A new schizo approaches

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>>22325352
Which week though?

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>>22325350
I told you its looking good for this week but her plans can change, so much goes on off stream with her work.

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>>22325185
I love furry art that doesn't have dumb huge snouts

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>>22325396
Tell me which week right now or I'm releasing your dad from prison and telling him where you live

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This is an adult

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>>22325510
I love how she keeps liking and retweeting a lot of these

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>>22325510
Sorry chumbuds but your oshi looks and acts like a...

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>>22325510
doubt

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What is this retarded larp

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>>22325429
right and we will just act like she did not suck a guy off for content work.

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>>22325374
This one is inoffensive
Just off his meds

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>>22325510
The cutest adult

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>>22325185
If she one day just started stream like this I wonder how many would instantly unsub.

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>>22325574
a shark or something

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>>22325587
i don't care what your dad did, tell me when minecraft is

[Anonymous No.]

Guys I talked to Gura and she told me she's gonna play minecraft before 2022 end, don't ask me how I know though

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>>22325597
nvm it's just him talking to himself lmao

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>>22325651
You just told me how you know dummy

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>>22325651
Gee.. I wonder how you found out anon.

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>>22325651
I don't believe you

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>>22325556
She wants to be treated like a bratty child

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>>22325661
So, usual suspects?

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>>22325636
That was not me, I told you she was working on it she told me before I left, as for the other guy as far as I know she has not done that and I would hope she would not do that to me.

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>>22325766
I DON'T CARE
WHEN IS MINECRAFT
GIVE ME THE TIME AND DAY

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>>22325766
This is not me again, I talked to her again just now and she still says she will play the Minecraft but not sure of week yet please stop asking me.

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>>22325836
MINECRAFT

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>>22325828
Stop shit posting since you don't know how to do it right, I told you what I know.

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>>22325766
Anon you can give up the larp, she's not gonna share stream details with someone esl like you...

[Anonymous No.]

Gura said she's not going to talk to anybody today to save up her gura juice. but I will drink it all before the collab and leave her juiceless.

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>>22325818
WOOF WOOF

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>>22325585
Just a retard. Do you really think queen paranoid Gura would have her streaming room be doorless if she had a male living with her?

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>>22325651
If you're wrong I hope someone grudgeposts you, would be funny.

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>>22325836
Stop copying my posts.

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>>22325876
MINECRAFT

[Anonymous No.]

Check it out it's Gabby from atlanta enjoying a shrimp. Wish artists did not forget the blue in Gura's hair so often.

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>>22325928
>if she had a male living with her?
I'm female

[Anonymous No.]

would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22326019
post tongue

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>>22325882
Yes you don't have to take my word for it
>>22325928
I did not ever say I was at her house. She does do post's from her iphone to move streams when we are going to have a crazy day/night.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder: Sharks do not have bones.

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>>22326041
You'll have to post one of the ugly titty Guras to make me waver.

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>>22326046
Don't pretend to be me. I'm the one with the info and I already said I'm female.

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>>22325928
When I do get to come over if she needs help putting up that door, she will get it.

[Anonymous No.]

ESL, it's like that one retard that said they were her mod on youtube lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>22326019
post nails

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>>22325937
Im just making fun of the other anon, I hope it doesn't happen though. I like her minecraft streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>22326168
>>22326043
No.

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>>22326105
although she does like both girls and guys I can tell you she does not have a roommate or anything like that so give it up.

[Anonymous No.]

I live inside Gura.

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>>22326236
same desu

[Anonymous No.]

I am talking to her right now and you cannot prove I am not.

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>>22326198
>>22326046
Don't take this the wrong way but your posts read like you've never been within a thousand km of the United States of America and that's probably why everyone is making fun of you.

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>>22326305
same desu

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>>22326236
I mean you are a piece of shit so yeah guess that makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22326236
Parasitebud?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22326305
No, you're talking to me and you cannot prove otherwise.

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>>22326236
and Iv really been inside her, what a shock it was to meet her when she was helping others and we hit it off and I got sucked off, even talked about giving me a blowjob on stream and everything talk about gold, hell who here can say a big streamer talked about how much they enjoyed them self.

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>>22326305
I can because I'm on the couch sitting right next to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22326305
You don't have to rub it in, null

[Anonymous No.]

>>22326358
>hell who here can say a big streamer talked about how much they enjoyed them self.
me, the big streamer being Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>22326358
people who live in the same country as gura do not type "them self"

[Anonymous No.]

>>22326305
The hell you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22326397
Your full of shit if you were her you would have more then likely have bitched me out by now.

[Anonymous No.]

we were the real schitzos all along

[Anonymous No.]

>>22326490
Do your English reps.

[Anonymous No.]

I got 70 fridges online this time but my electricity bill keeps going up and I can't remember where I put the milk...

[Anonymous No.]

>>22326532
It's next to the horse semen

[Anonymous No.]

>>22326397
If you really are her do a stream early in the day this week lets meet up so I can let a load off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22326532
Gura you don't need that many smart fridges 10 is enough to shitpost a thread into oblivion

[Anonymous No.]

I wish Gura would do a food review of chumbies making strawberry recipes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22326305
Actually im talking to her right now, we're laughing at you pretending

[Anonymous No.]

>>22326565
No, I used that for my cereal this morning since I couldn't find the milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22326618
Yeah but I posted that and I'm standing behind you

[Anonymous No.]

>>22326615
I just want more tier lists. Gura should spontaneously start making tier lists for random subjects whenever she can't think of anything to talk about.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, chumbies just wanted to give you a taste of my life so here you go.
>POV: you're me, and you just woke up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22326358
>We hit it off
>major ESL
kek. at least these posts have been entertaining since they aren't convincing

[Anonymous No.]

>>22326397
would you like me to tell them about the member's stream you are wanting to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22326684
So this is what being Chubie is like, nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22326684
I'm Chubie now

[Anonymous No.]

>>22326696
Anon.... Is this supposed to be ironic?
Hit it off is an EXTREMELY common phrase.
If anyone is ESL it's you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22326684
fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>22326825
I assume the ESL is referring to the rest of the post

[Anonymous No.]

>>22326696
she does volunteer work and we did hit it off I knew who she was the whole time because of her voice I am shocked I pulled off getting to fuck around with her, by the way she is not the same person as she its almost a full 360 on how she acts, of course if you don't want people to think your nuts you can not go around acting like gura in public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22326825
I wasn't judging the phrase, I was judging the fact that he's not gonna "hit it off" with her because he can't speak english worth a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22326825
>and everything talk about gold
>they enjoyed them self
>not ESL
?????????????????????????????

[Anonymous No.]

>>22326868
>a full 360
holy kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>22326825
he was talking about the post as a whole see below
>>22326868
You actually just proved his point that you are ESLchama

[Anonymous No.]

>>22326868
My fucking sides anon, please keep posting these they're hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

sharkpits

[Anonymous No.]

>>22326868
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>22326970
Tummy

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, so who is talking to gura?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22326868
>a full 360
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS SHIT'S GOLD
DANCE MONKEY DANCE

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327005
Me of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327005
you are

[Anonymous No.]

There's no way the ESL larper isn't underaged

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327005
Me

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327005
me

[Anonymous No.]

>>22326949
a more aggressive person not in the mean kind of way just more forward then you think she would be also no falter ether when she is use to being around you

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327005
Me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22326994
feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327041
>she is use

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327055
Me, sucking her toejam.

[Anonymous No.]

My fucking sides
More images chumbies

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327041
Please keep posting, you absolutely magnificent retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327030
no one bought his "I'm her female friend" bit so he changed direction. Definitely is not allowed here lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327041
>>22326949
you think its funny but i'm really here telling the truth but its fun I can do this and no matter what I say someone thinks its me joking or shit posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327041
Thank you for the laughs, ESL

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327055
forehead

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327126
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327123
Wonder if I should stop don't want to miss up me having another night with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327116

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327126
I know you’re having fun with your larp is fun but saying she’s going to have Minecraft soon after she said yesterday “I want to play Minecraft” is such a low hanging fruit

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327124
I did not make the female friend post by the way

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327126
>>22327217
>its
>no commas
>inconsistent capitalization
>"shit posting"
>want to miss up me
ESL-kun gambatte...

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327226
Ya you are right about that she did say that yesterday on the stream but I did give a little bit more info though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327226
she will play overwatch next week, ame said shes join and towa did reply in discord

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327126
Okay, ill play along with your larp more. If you were really living in america why don't you prove it, explain a solely american concept

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327336
gura isn't american she lives in south africa with whoever this turbo ESL is

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327308
>if she plays in the next two weeks im an insider
>she's mentioned minecraft multiple times on stream in the past few weeks
I don't know, gonna need more than that. We've had far more accurate predictions here with far less to go on

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327336
i love baseball and burgers, howdy doody!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327308
>>22327315
>It's actually two retarded ESLs
The plot thickens...

[Anonymous No.]

Got a good chuckle out of the retard.
Going to go speeding on my motorcycle, see you guys later for tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327336
>solely american concept
bitch, america doesn't have anything original, they steal everything from other nations including their culture

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327387

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327427
Ladies and gentleman we gottem

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327427
oh no no no he is subhuman

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327336
wonder if this will work, have you played the game corn hole? its were you toss Bing bags in a board that is lifted up about 60dg off the ground

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327475
>bing bags
my fucking sides

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327475
kek

[Anonymous No.]

If you really know gura then what color panties is she wearing RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327507
none

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327475
>bing bags
>60dg
holy kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327395
what more could you need anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327507
jokes on you she's wearing boy shorts (the underwear not actual shorts)

[Anonymous No.]

None, I thoroughly explored her cunny a while ago. Picrel is me after my expedition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327315
I can make sure she talks about blowjobs like the last game if you like, I can have her give me another one, she really liked how big I was.

[Anonymous No.]

GURA IS TALKING IN DISCORD WITH HER FRIENDS NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327475
>corn hole
>Bing bags
>60dg
Oh man....

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327507
last time I talked it was ether a light pink or white could not really tell because of the lighting reflecting off of things in the room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327593
Did mumei just mention that on stream or is this just another larp? i didn't have the stream on yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327427
Is this how third worlders think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327657
I assume it’s because she retweeted Mori’s tweet

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327546
>>22327658
You fell for my trap card ESL-kun! It's well known FACT that gura doesn't wear panties because she can't be bothered with making holes for her tail and she likes wearing comfy boxy long tshirts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327657
She retweeted Calli's stream which means she's awake which means she's probably in discord chilling with the people she's about to collab with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327684
>everyone outside of america is a third worlder
is this how burgers really think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327748
do you know what third worlder means?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327748
even bonglanders realize there are things very specifically american, do thirdworlders REALLY

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327748
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327748
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Got a response from an interview last week and just got offered the job. Only thought I have now is that I won't be able to watch streams as they air. How am I this retarded lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327593
>>22327726
I hope she does not see this last thing I need is a phone call with her upset, Keep an eye out for me anon

[Anonymous No.]

Was wondering what happened to the thread with the increase of activity but it looks like it's just you faggots laughing at two ESLs kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327855
Just ghost them

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327855
Unless you work 7 days a week you should still be able to catch some streams, chumbie. Also you have more money that you can use to get Gura to say your name, now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327855
i'm going for a gen 2 for the guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327881
we do some mild tomfoolery

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327881
It's the cuckschizo
He doesn't have anything so he's just larping
Pretty funny honestly

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327855
use earbuds

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327956
lmao fair. I don't really care if she notices me, i'm just there to chill and enjoy the stream. Plus, how could I have her to myself if she's dating yeah, you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328008
I have proof but you guys will never see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327855
unless you're a retarded europoor you should still be able to catch most of them live

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328084
nah i'm a burgerboy but the job is from 6-4. I'll be stuck on an old man schedule for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328074
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328065
Money is still money, though. You get to buy merch, eat good food, and buy yourself some comfort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327726
That doesn't make sense though. She purposely said she doesn't watch to talk much before the collab so she has lot of chatting energy. I highly doubt she's sitting in voice with them two full hours before the collab

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328074
I also have proof that you won’t see

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328074
CWings has signed merch, what do you have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328065
not me but ya she is really picky about the kind of guy she wants to be with for the most part if you have the look she could care less on the kind of person you are as long as you fake having a good personality like me, she is easy to trick remember she is a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328074
>>22328178
yeah I got proof too, but I can't show you goobers. teehee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328150
You're fine, I work 5-2 and still catch them unless they're at stupid times like tonight. Learn to take naps if you can't adjust to 6 hours of sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328074
Proof next month

[Anonymous No.]

I'm having a great time

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328152
>>22328178
>>22328187
my proof is the scheduel, you will swallow your words when she plays minecraft this week or the next

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328178
you just wish you was me, and hell I was shocked to see how much of babe she is in person she is a really beautiful girl and the green eyes you can get lost in them. to bad it will not last when I find someone better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328074
I have proof, I've shared it on here before. Gura asked me to come over with a text. I deleted the screenshot already though

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine the meltdown if one day a cuckposter posts legit video proof

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328302
My sides just left the orbit

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328193
Oh, i'm not worried about that lol. not a cuck schizo or anything, just don't really put any thought into it. there's enough of ya that i'm sure one of you will have a chance

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328296
so nothing, got it. Your larp was coming along so good too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328370
stop imagining

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328324
did you find bigfoot also?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328296
>talks about minecraft two weeks in a row
GUY MINECRAFT SHE'S GOING TO PLA Y MINECRAFT I KNOW HER YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328370
Ultimately this is the only way anyone will actually believe such a claim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328382
I did and as far as I know right now will, Wonder if I should have/make her take a week off from work to spend it with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328302
ESLchama it's
>you just wish you were me
now you know for next time

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328424
It would also be a surefire way to get her to break all contact with you, get a restraining order, and move halfway across the world

[Anonymous No.]

How is this allowed?

[Anonymous No.]

well are you just going to deny this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328411
Yeah, she started feeling bad when we did though

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328474
ESLchama2 it's
>Wonder if I should have/MADE her take a week off

[Anonymous No.]

>shitposters begging for attention
>chumbies giving them attention
thanks for shitting up the thread faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328522
Only if she denies my rubrubrubrubrubrub

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328517
What stream was this? It's very old, I forgot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328474
oh nyo

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328522
>>22328525
Faxing a strongly worded letter to COVER Corp. now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328525
probably his telepathy, wear a tinfoil hat next time you see him

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328522
It's that real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328377
I had my hands on her sides, also her right tit or boba as she likes to call it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328546
Anon this larp is 15 times better than the schizos that are legitimately trying to ruin the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328579
I can't believe we forgot the basics

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328546
Aw come on it's like 2 hours until she's on and this guy is pretty fun to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328606
>implying they're not the same people

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328546
Just report them

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328546
I'll take these two retards over schedule schizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328546
sorry anon but it was extremely funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328546
I'd rather laugh at some retard larping then deal with actual schizos

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328604
ESL-chama... She doesn't have "boba"

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328634
They I really don't they are but if they are at least it's entertaining for once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328546
I'm just having fun seeing how the cuckschizo degraded himself so bad

[Anonymous No.]

I think Gawr and Gura should kiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328721
yeah me

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328636
the jannies don't give a fuck unless it's something actually illegal or a mori cuck post

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, I fucked gura too. Nbd. Just another number on the scoreboard. Yuuup nothing like some sweet cunny to get you through a night. Let me tell ya boys she can get real wild! Can't believe she let me do that one thing... What a freak!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328689
she does although they are not big but she is not 100% flat also she does not look her age she was not joking about that, people don't think she is as old as she says she does get carded a lot for the small things normal people don't

[Anonymous No.]

next you're gonna say she drives a car.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328546
It's just unironically funny laughing at those two retards

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328721
I'm not normally a fan of this program but some of the recent images posted have been cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328844
this but unironically. I hate koikatsu since that shit looks soulless but the recent images have been really cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328778
And also just to give a heads up I am black but skin is not to dark ether although I don't think we will last since she does make jokes about it and in ways that she can say she was talking about something other then me, Really i'm just a big toy for her and right now I'm fine with that it feels good and she is a dead ringer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22329001
Lmao so not only is this a esl-larp it's also someone who doesn't watch streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328769
some jannies do delete this kind of larp for /vt/ rule 1. it technically infringes even if it's obviously made up

[Anonymous No.]

>>22329001
Also she is good at what she does so I was not her 1st time, I also found out something about her that no one knows that you would really think i'm shit posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328820
she drives me crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>22329001
>>22329060
You were doing so good until these posts, come on anon you can be more creative with your larp

[Anonymous No.]

>>22328820
she drives a smart car, is 7 feet tall, only wears suits, and she's bald

[Anonymous No.]

>>22329134
Did you know she has a Kid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22329162
WE ARE

[Anonymous No.]

>>22329190
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>22329181
Where would she keep a goat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22329190
Agent 47

[Anonymous No.]

>>22329181
yeah, he posts here

[Anonymous No.]

>>22329190
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>22329134
she shave's her pussy is that better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22327997
silliness, even

[Anonymous No.]

>>22329232
yeah me

[Anonymous No.]

>>22329264
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>22329264
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>22329181
Yeah mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>22329181
yeah me

[Anonymous No.]

>>22329264
yeah we know. watch streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22329181
yeah me

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't laughed this hard while being on /ggg/ for a long time, keep it up you retards

[Anonymous No.]

funny thread today

[Anonymous No.]

>>22329264
>shaves
Watch streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22329438
>>22329483
From a couple of days to mostly comfy threads to today which was comfy and ended with a laugh. Is... is the thread improving ?

[Anonymous No.]

Secret insider knowledge!!!
Gura will PLAY A VIDEO GAME sometime in the next 4 weeks.
SCREENSHOT THIS. BRB GONNA GO FUCK HER CUNNY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22329630
yeah me

[Anonymous No.]

>>22329630
yeah mine

[Anonymous No.]

gura blew me once. Met her in the mango juice aisle. Shit was SO cash.

[Anonymous No.]

Minecraft projects are coming

[Anonymous No.]

>>22329693
I want to live in this fantasy where there is enough mango juice to fill an entire aisle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22329725
Birdemic watchalong with Mumei would be great

[Anonymous No.]

>>22329835
Shrek/Shrek 2 double feature will be better

[Anonymous No.]

>>22329827
>he doesn't have a mango juice aisle
Lol third world much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22329827
Me too, Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

Chumkeks will defend this

[Anonymous No.]

>>22329878
for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>22329906
STOP LEAKING MEMBER CONTENT DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

[Anonymous No.]

>>22329906
My tradwife Goombas

[Anonymous No.]

>>22329906
>posting member content
for shame

[Anonymous No.]

>>22329906
>posting member screenshots
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
but I will defend that with my whole life though

[Anonymous No.]

>>22329906
Yes i will, also me behind the dress

[Anonymous No.]

its just a screenshot you fucking dorks calm down you arent special

[Anonymous No.]

>>22329991
I am

[Anonymous No.]

>>22329991
She loves me the most, I am special

[Anonymous No.]

>>22329991
My mommy said I'm special though so you're a liar!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22329906
>advocates for pirating everywhere else
Oh no! Not members content!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm eating strawberries buds...

[Anonymous No.]

>>22329991
Ur mom says I'm special

[Anonymous No.]

When gura graduates her graduation stream thumbnail needs to be her in a sunflower field wearing a long dress

[Anonymous No.]

>>22329991
But I AM special

[Anonymous No.]

>>22330128
Too bad I won't be able to see that if she graduates

[Anonymous No.]

>>22330128
7/14/24

[Anonymous No.]

>>22330128
>>22330170
shut your filthy whore mouths

[Anonymous No.]

>>22330170
Hey, that's me and Gura's wedding date too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22330170 (me)
yes it was moris fault

[Anonymous No.]

>>22330217
I made this post btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>22330154
Why ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22330244

[Anonymous No.]

>>22330276
I want gawr to tear me apart and eat me !!!

[Anonymous No.]

You would have to be inside to walk away from all that money by graduating

[Anonymous No.]

I really want Gura to play MGR, it's literally the perfect game for her. Much much easier than DMC, has a piss easy parry mechanic, badass characters, great soundtrack, over the top boss fights, cool animations, button mash gameplay, story is secondary, only about 15 hours long, it's literally made for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22330436
I'm inside Gura right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>22330436
oh nyo did you make a mistake haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>22330446
Permissions still exist and Gura has no interest in circumventing them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22329551
Unironically the usual retard seems to have moved to global, saw him doing the usual over there last night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22329298
>>22329505
is her cunny warm and fuzzy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22329906
cute! CUTE!!

[Anonymous No.]

Missed yesterday's stream, gonna miss today's stream... feels bad man

[Anonymous No.]

>>22330128
realistically, how long do you guys think she'll be with us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22330704
i don't know about you, but she will be with me forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>22330446
Yea well I want Gura to do another meme stream but to set it up like an award show and have a new cohost each stream. She can give out golden shrimps and play/show the submissions on twitch while the stream itself is on youtube, like bubbabot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22330704
I'm inside her forever

[Anonymous No.]

Gura graduating seems unlikely anytime soon. She's on top with the number one corp, she can work as much or as little as she wants, has coworker friends she enjoys, and dedicated fans who'd lick the toilet she sprinkles on. The only scenarios I can think of are:
>Cover completely closes shop/goes bankrupt
>She has a severe long-term health issue
>She is the center of a major final yab tier scandal
I can't really think of anything else, and none of those would really stop her from ever vtubing again at a later date or reduced rate unless she, may allah forbid, died.
Nope, I think we're stuck with this smelly shark girl for the long haul chumbuds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22330569
Anon she's a child. She doesn't grow hair there yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22330704
I mean, where can she hide from us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22330569
Anon, I'm a bushfag and even I know Gura is completely bare. Smooth as glass. It's for hydrodynamics you see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22330757
I don't want people licking me

[Anonymous No.]

>>22330759
a c-c-child?
with cunny cunny thats pink and yummy?
and tummy for rubbing as i feed her cummy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22330757
>She is the center of a major final yab tier scandal
Yea, this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22330849
You fucking fiend. Delete that ASAP

[Anonymous No.]

Granny gura making strawberry pie for your grandkids

[Anonymous No.]

>>22330757
She committed the Original Yab. Do you really think she wouldn't commit the Final Yab?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22330978
Shark comes to land... The Original Sin...

[Anonymous No.]

>>22330978
Do not cite the original yab to me, chumbie. I was there when it was committed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22330704
I won't be able to forget her, that's for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>22330978
What if the final yab is gura going on a shooting spree and streaming it ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22330978
Someone should have mating pressed her back into the ocean...

[Anonymous No.]

>>22331096
Sounds pretty based so it probably won't happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22331283
The shooting spree targets are all greys btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>22330728
>>22331090
>it's 2080s
>you're a really old man now, close to death
>you tired as you often are these days
>sit down in your favourite chair
>close your eyes
>you see her
>you hear her precious voice
>you remember the good times with her
>you remember the chumbies
>you remember the good times shared watching her and posting in /ggg/ with the lads
>things were so simple and fun back then
>you smile a little as the bittersweet feeling washes over you
>it's time for this chumbie to return to atlantis

[Anonymous No.]

>>22331409
even more based

[Anonymous No.]

>>22331409
One can only dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22331473

[Anonymous No.]

>>22331473
Why...

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>>22331473
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>>22330757
We'll definitely have her for one more year, she expressed all kinds of commitments to us. We better make it count so she'll commit again next year.

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>>22330704
till death do us part

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when goob

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>>22332022
30 minutes

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>>22332022
25 mins chumbie

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>>22331473
>Hug my wife Gura
>Tell her my years with her have been amazing
>Go on /vtg/
>Enter /ggg/
>Ask chumbies if they are excited for her stream tonight
>Tell her you all say hi and you love her almost as much as I do
Feels good man

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>>22331843
>hide feels
>task failed

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>>22331473
>>it's 2080s
gen α, please

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>>22332137
Anon I have like 9 people in my family over 100 alive right now.
With the way tech is going I'll be lucky to die at 140

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>>22332277
jpbud?

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>>22332277
Nice numbers
Also damn dude.....

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>>22332277
>With the way tech is going I'll be lucky to die at 140
not worth it unless there will also be ways to slow aging

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>>22332369
There already is. It's called eating well and exercising.

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the other tea party streams have been about an hour and a half so that's what im expecting from this one too. Im really excited to see her!

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>>22332442
eating well and exercising won't make you live to 140 bud. maybe learn some human physiology.

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>>22332442
and consuming the adrenochrome of babies

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>>22332654
Do any of you actually want to live past 80? Seems like a pain desu

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>>22332716
Should be fun as long as the body holds up well.

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REMINDER
IN PREPERATION FOR TODAY'S STREAM GURA HAS TALKED TO NO ONE SINCE YESTERDAY'S STREAM.

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>>22332716
if i can have my consciousness uploaded to a machine, or my body replaced cybernetically, then sure.

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>>22332716
It depends. If I had someone I loved that I was with like Gura since im gonna marry her I'd want to live and be together as long as possible. I see it as spending as much time as possible with the people I love. If I don't have that anymore then I don't know that I'd want to live that long

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>>22332716
if you're actually able to take care of yourself it's worth it, but no way do i want to live on if i develop something like dementia or alzheimers and need to go to a nursing home

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>>22332716
I want to keep watching vtubers until my body refuses to keep going

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>>22331473
Honestly if I make it to 40 and my life is still like it is now then I'm just gonna load up some guraoke and end myself.

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Cute shark soon!

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Just got some tea and cookies for the stream, what have ya got chumbies? pretend I posted comfy gura since I actually can't find an image of it

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>>22333058
soon

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>>22333105
Just finished eating but I have a nice glass of iced tea

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>>22333105
I had a slice of chocolate cake and strawberries with milk.

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>>22333105
Mint tea with honey and lemon in it

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>>22333105
A monster and two singlular mini kit Kats.

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>>22333105
none, i will not be watching

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>>22333400
based and same

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>>22333400
>>22333440
why are you even here? (rhetorical question, i know you're shitposters)

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>>22333105
Beer (Cali Creamin) because I just got off work and I like it.

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oh nyo

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sadly gonna miss the stream, someone help me and post the date of the vshoujo collab or the twitch debut, gonna drive to a place without 4G and this is my only source

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i dont like hearing moris voice

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Cute!

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she will dropped her cupcake

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She's already really giggly. This will be great

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I thought I could handle it but I can't, sorry Goomber

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Pls do not bully my Wife's autistic friends.

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Fucking shits fuck my fucking dudes I just shit fuck work the fuck up fuckin 30 mins ago bitchs!!!!

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haha stinky blah blah tasty ooh blah blah stinky same desu

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Please dont bully my wifE!!!

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Gura has never laughed at feet.

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oh no feet bros

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feetfags...

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FEET

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footbros....

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no comment on if she likes them though

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sure gura, you're welcome to stop laughing at feet at any time of your choosing. I'll just wait.

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>Gura doesn't lie
Yea.... Ok... Sure

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>feet aren't funny
yeah because they're sexy duh

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BRRRAAAAAAPPP

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why is goop goop drinking afternoon tea in the middle of the night

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reminder

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gura's baby hands...

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Mori forgot to pick the right hand props...

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Gura's got baby hands. Ooooouuuuuhhhhh