森カリオペ

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森カリオペと彼女の拡張された宇宙のためのスレッド。

A thread for Calliope Mori and the members of her extended universe.

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it ain't about peace in the middle east it's about world peace my dude

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>>22300962
I don't mind if she does. I just wish she'd record it for us.

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I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

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alright guess the cringe topics brought up tonight during tea time

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>>22301179
Feet is a guarantee
Living with large breasts
lack of sleep
headaches

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>>22301179
going for the smell of cat pee from cats being litterbox trained.

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>>22301179
Drinking, Shrek, getting bullied, getting bullied for drinking and watching Shrek

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>>22301216
I forgot to look at what you were responding to. I thought you were writing fucking poetry for a moment.

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>>22301179
a story of family infighting during the stress of a vacation.

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>>22301179
Adam Sandler shrek jump king when we gonna collaaaaaab xD autistic mori cussing

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>>22301179
I honestly hope for some music talk. Kronii has that mixing experience that we really haven't hearduch about

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>>22301272
yeah I'm Mori and those are a lyric preview

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>>22301179
bad cooking skills and thus ordering grubhub

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>>22301399
I'd like it if Kronii asked about music

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>>22301401
Cringe number one on my list
Wearin' that fresh reaper drip
Snackin' on some fresh potato chips
Ain't I just the hottest fuckin' shit?

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Are you training for the badge arc?

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>>22301179
shrek adam sandler jojo

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>>22301179
Mori will reveal a story about being bullied by a TSA agent that is too personal to be told to the public in a stream and make Kronii anxious

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>>22301179
More fish semen talk

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>>22301179
>>22301526
>mori kronii gura
they're gonna overshare their bullying stories

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>>22301519
I...Should I!? What are we training for? Badge shitposts??

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>>22301606
Th... They can bully me if they want. Make some new stories.

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[reine news] She hasn't watched Jojo and feels like that needs to change.

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>>22301666
no one fucking cares about that irrelevant ID bitch

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>>22301617
Poorbeats are going to have to try and kill Richbeats for their proofs

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>>22301179
>>22301606
Stories of times they thought they may have liked girls. With Mori realizing she's not really sure what she likes, Kronii likes anyone, and Gura is pretty darn gay.

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>>22301689
That's Mori's fishing buddy you're talking about.

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>>22301689
That's not a nice thing to say about your own people

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>>22301735
Also future rapist

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>>22301666
When will someone stop Mori's sinful stand

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>>22301519
I'm ready to backstab all you shitters and tryhard my way to max covenant rank day 1

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>>22301617
If you get the proof of deadbeat you'll be participating in the battle royale to crown the last deadbeat

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>>22301944
you don't even have to get your first one legally

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>>22301606
Maybe I just need to do my stream reps, but have Kronii and Gura talked about past bullying stories? I haven’t watched too much of Kronii, but I remember entire segments she’d talk about the classes she took.

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>>22301973
Gura was chased around by kids with hockey sticks shouting that they'll beat her up

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>you will never be in high school with Mori
>you will never get kabedon'd by her against the lockers in the hallway
>you will never feel her grind her knee into your crotch threateningly
>you will never be teased and made fun of as she does so in front of everyone
Why live?

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>>22301179
Mori will try to convince them to do some well meaning, but bad idea collab like.... hot dog eating competition

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>>22302045
>you will never stand your ground, make her look stupid, and expose to everyone what a fucking dork she actually is
why live

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>>22301973
>Maybe I just need to do my stream reps, but have Kronii and Gura talked about past bullying stories?
Gura doesn't talk about it too much but we did get that 'Kids used to chase me with brooms and stuff' 'Yeah I feel that, I had some kids try and blind me with straws and the school didn't do anything about it' moment during the 8 crazy nights watch along.

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>>22301179
Childhood trauma part 2

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How long will it be before she announces a BB/ER fight club?

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>>22302082
Anon, I don't recommend trying to stand your ground when a woman has her knee firmly against your sack...

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>>22301967
>someone finds a random badge on the ground
>pulled into a crazy war between skeletons
>has to fight just to survive

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>>22301074
duuuude
word

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>>22302045
I'm going to make her hug my leg and grind that coochie on my foot

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>>22301606
Hot
My heart is (not) ready

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>>22302172
This is a horrible isekai plot and would probably make Hundreds of thousands if you didn't get sued by Cover first

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>>22301074
What's going on big guy?

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>>22302129
Soon, I hope
I have meme PvP builds already set up on both

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>>22302106
Gura and Mori should play Rule of Rose

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Luifag from earlier here. It seems like /jp/ is dead compared to here with vtuber discussion. Or at least extremely slow.

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>>22302172
sounds like ive watched this anime before

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Suisei's MGO song is out

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>>22302172
Fund it

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>>22302393
Everyone there is in the onehole thread, sorry. Maybe you can discuss your pocket-luipussy there.

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>>22302172
>"My Vtuber wife is actually Queen of the Undead from another world.
Fuck it, if it has the ecchi romance, comedy, slice of life tags then I'm down

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>>22302393
>compared to here
Well yeah this is an entire board dedicated to vtubers. hlg moves fast enough when it's not dead hours though.

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>>22302753
You will never have a vtuber wife

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>>22302815
You will never have a wife

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>>22302045
>yell at the top of my lungs: WHO ARE YOU I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE
>punch her in the stomach with all my retard strength
>start running away
>trip over myself
>everyone laughs
>I stand up to gather myself
>suddenly I have no pants on
>other girls take a photo
>on the photo it looks like I have no penis but that's because it was a weird angle
>nicknamed eunuch for the rest of the school year
>attempt suicide 4 times
fuck you mori

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>>22302172
I want to spend my time avoiding the Great Deadbeat War so I can prep a boss arena. I want to be the final boss of the war, souls style.

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You all should give me your deadbeat proofs. I am the best choice for marriage with her. A better choice could not be made.

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>>22302919
bullshit man, you can even hold up a sword you weak wristed pansy

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>>22302172

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>>22302951
I wrote this

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reminder

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>>22302951
This but me

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>>22302991
Joke's on you. I won a fencing tournament. Let the boss fight music again!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XECszIZ5LrQ

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>>22303006
Oh nooooooooo

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>>22303037
Fauna's so bad at concealing her power level it's kinda funny

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i love mori in the weirdest way that she would hate and be creeped out by

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>>22302899
You good homie?

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>>22303403
Fuck whether or not he's good. Tell us about your fantasy.

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>>22303064
that's not a real sword. Me with my real sword and years of swordsmanship IRL would actually kill you.

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>>22303564
While you were watching vtubers, I studied the blade.

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>>22303564
Try me. Despite winning a fencing tournament, I actually prefer the length and weight of a longsword. No homo.

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>>22303626
pfft I will have you beat there and beyond. I bet you are a poor cook.

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>>22303892

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>wake up
>see Mori tweet
>go back to sleep
>wake up
>
yatta

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>>22303985
Sweet dreams

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>>22303985
you're still dreaming

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>>22303985
Give that to me.
Right fucking now.

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>>22303892
>>22303960
>Using stabbing and slashing weapons against skeletons.

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>>22304147
Know your role

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>>22303985
you may have won this battle but you wont win the war, iI will be the last deadbeat!!!!

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>>22304171
the point of a sword is protection not offense. It is a blocking weapon.

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>>22304216
Sounds like you were stabbed in a duel and you're coping

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>>22304171
A slash from a longsword has some serious fuckin' weight to it. It might as well be crushing.
>>22304216
Not entirely true. A sword is one of the most versatile weapons there is (dependent on the type of sword). It's definitely good for blocking, but it's well rounded in basically every other category too.

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>>22302393
Around 7:00 AM Wednesday, Japan Standard Time (JST) is when all US people should be on the net, days depending, of course people will come here when they see streams

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>>22304364

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>>22302050
fuck you i'd watch Hololive hot dog eating tournament

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>>22304543
they'd each do one and one random girl like Mumei would do 3 and that would be it

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What if I just use a gun, what then?

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>>22304654
*teleports behind you*
Nothing personnel, kid

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GRIND ME TO POWDER
EVEN THEN I SHALL RETURN

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>>22304692

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You think Mori will have fun vacation stories to tell us next month?

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>>22304931
No.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8nbk2sep1E
Guess what

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>>22304966
chicken butt?

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>>22304981

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>>22305017
get that shrill voiced whore out of the mori thread

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>>22305086

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>>22305086
Get your faggy ass out of the takamori thread.

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>>22305086

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>>22305102
>>22305123
>>22305127
leave
you arent welcome here

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>>22305086

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>>22305127
uwaa takamori backs

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>>22305086
Great, you just had to upset PreciousKiara

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>>22304474
That's literally me...

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>>22305147
anon, you could just ask nicely for more takamori

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>>22305147

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>>22304931
I hope so! Stories about the family and getting to see friends.

>>22305017
Reaper outfit is elegant yet sexy.

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>>22305162
I had a ferish for backs ever since I saw that steampunk Edo period zombie anime.

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>>22304966
DECO stuff is always good, excited to hear Kiara's take on it

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>>22305154
Still a favourite.

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>>22305154
>>22305162
>>22305174
>>22305206
>>22305211
>>22305246

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>>22304474
God I fucking hate doxxbeats

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>>22305336
???

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>>22305353
He's probably joking

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>>22305336
If you aren't a doxxbeat, you're not a deadbeat. Period.

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>>22305147
Newfag...

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>>22305520
did i fucking stutter?

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>>22305502

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>>22305569
No. You were crystal clear about acting like a retard.

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>>22305353
Nigga posted a picture of me, like wtf

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>>22305639
chickenfags aren't welcome in this thread
shit aint rocket science
mori only

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I wonder what they'll get up to in Europe in a couple months.

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>>22305741
lool i bet theyll have mad lesbian sex every day just like in my anime!!

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>>22305741
It's in June right? If she went in July they could catch the Austrian GP

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WEENIFY

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>>22305843
Based

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>>22305857
they wont go anywhere with a lot of people

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>>22305843
Well said, my entirely unironic friend.

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Chicken premiere
https://streamable.com/f8y0oh

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>>22305874

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>>22305741
Cats, chatting & gaming with Mamatori, seeing the mountains, cooking, more cats

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>>22305952
yea true

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you chicken niggers will get tired eventually
then we'll be back to posting just mori
get fucked

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>>22306207

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>>22305741
If she’s still a Texas girl at heart then the travel time to all the different countries will be a relatively small hurdle. However I can also imagine Kiara wouldn’t be up for that, and she’s a big reason for going.

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pretty short but nice from Kiara

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>>22306295
They've literally talked about wanting to visit Italy and France together already. Not saying they definitely will since we don't know how long Mori will be there, but they're definitely not unwilling.

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>>22306353
sampling hitler's speeches was a bold choice but i don't hate it

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>>22306207
>thinking you can outlast the strongest fanbase

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>>22306269
Mori looks like an angry owl

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>>22306447
you'll be gone within 30 minutes

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>>22306462
More like a crow

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>>22306447
Cute loni art, never seen this one before

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love mori
like kiara
like the friendship

hate yuriniggers
simple as

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>>22306500
That's kinda gay, anon.

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>you wake up in Mori's body
What do?

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>>22301216
>Living with large breasts
Inb4 Mori humblebrags about her massive tits again.

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>>22306485
Corvid Holo when?

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>>22306617
go for a run then eat a salad

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>>22306617
Masturbate, obviously.

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>>22306631
Do we have a raven holo yet?

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>>22306617
I'd post that manga image of all the surveys that just say "masturbate" when asked what to do in a girl's body if I had it handy.

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>>22306689
Sadly, no.

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>>22306617
check to see if she woke up in my body and then apologize

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>>22306762
I want a raven holo. Make her a bit edgy as well to have her fit in with Mori and have them hang out. Make Edgar Allen Poe references.

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>>22306866
More birds for our boy!

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>>22301481
>>22301216
Vocaroobeats, onegai...

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>>22301179
I think Mori will talk about being an alcoholic and make everyone uncomfortable

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>>22306617
i would call my car insurance provider

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>>22306617
I'd contact my steam account through hers (my pc is always on and so is steam) to see if she's in my body
after that I don't know

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>>22307354
And then what?

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>>22306617
1) Masturbate.
2) ...was there anything else?

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>>22306617
Post my address on Twitter so I can get a deadbeat gangbang going

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>>22307656
wait, your address, or Mori's address?

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>>22307656
Imagine if Mori switched back into her body the next day after waking up, feeling her entire body aching.

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>>22306617
I'd rig the system so I can be the last deadbeat

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>>22307656
>>22307991

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>>22307991
She was in your body. You're going to wake up feeling the same. >:}

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>>22307565
tell them to lower my rates as I am now a woman

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>>22308239
Imagine if Mori is in this thread right now, reading this and using it as masturbation material.

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>>22307656
This but for fembeats

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>>22308462
Simultaneous masturbation with Mori!

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>4/13/2022
>Mori still hasn't done a Kung Pow watchalong
I bet she never streamed the movie back in the day either

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>>22308562
the best thing she can do is send a tweet saying "masturbating in 15 minutes grab the lotion if you wanna join". probably would be a members only post however

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>>22308642
>he doesn't know about T6

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>>22306617
Is it permanent or temporary? If temporary I'd take a bunch of sexy pics and nude poses, upload them somewhere that only I can reach then delete everything, get dressed, leave a note saying I'm a huge fan and that I got curious so I copped a feel of myself, apologize profusely and wait until we change back.

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>>22308642
>He lacks the knowledge

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I don't want to go to sleep horny!

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>>22308823
So masturbate now. Your Mori is doing it too.

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This picture cracks me up everytime i see it in my folder

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>>22308823
who needs sleep? lets keep the horny going

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>Mori will never kabedon you before kissing you
Why even live ?

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>>22306681
>>22306716
>>22307578
>>22307656
>>22308774
Mori is not for lewding!

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>>22309394

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This may be controversial but the leg kabedon is far superior to the arm one

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>>22308994
My nigga's handwritin' be real neat desu

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>>22309394
>this
>not for lewding
The fuck you smoking

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>>22309438
Did you see her try to imitate Kiara's kick? She can't reach that high without help.

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>>22306385
mori sexy....

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>>22309567
The attempt makes it endearing in its own way

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>>22308994
The fact that I've been conditioned by 4chan to just find the mere existence of a black person amusing is amazing
Honestly I wouldn't have it any other way

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>>22306617
I'd DM myself on Twitter to check if we truly swapped since I know it's gonna be open and Twitter is probably one of the first things she checks when she wakes up. Whether she uses my phone or PC to check it, who knows. I hope she doesn't use my PC because I keep my Mori porn folder right on the desktop.

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>>22309394
How do you know she isn't into that, anon?

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>>22301179
Mori will talk about alcohol and Gura will recede into her shell because of it.

Mori tells a story that gets too personal and the mood becomes awkward for a little bit afterward.

These two things are guaranteed to happen, but it will be fun otherwise.

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>>22302045
At least make it realistic. In a high school scenario you would have to be the one kabedoning and teasing Mori in front of everyone.

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>>22310104
>she thinks you’re trying to bully her
>immediately starts throwing haymakers at you

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>>22310198
A-a girl, touching me?! Wow!

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Not to be a concernfag but I can't shake this dreadful, horrid feeling that Mori might like H*zbin H*tel

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>>22309425
>>22309536
>>22309784
Mori is a pure and chaste woman. Cease this at once.

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>watching part 10 ER VoD
>says she was gonna switch the schedule up
>streamed ER exactly as she said anyways
Did she still do the unboxing though? She hasn’t mentioned it on twitter and I’m still making my way through this VoD.

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>>22310307
Mori PLEASE play HELLTAKER

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>>22310443
she never mentions during the stream it unless it happened during one of the few times i was briefly afk so i think she just fucking forgot

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>>22309609
The image of her attempting to do a leg kabedon but asking for your help when she realises she's not limber enough is pretty funny, and cute.

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Calli needs to stream Def Jam fight for NY

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>>22310307
I've been meaning to watch that.

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>>22305147

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What do the cucumbers mean when she goes away to wash her hands? Isn’t that an Ina joke?

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>>22310411
>Mori is a pure and chaste woman
https://streamable.com/u9k2ja
https://streamable.com/2i91o1
Anon, I-

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>>22310307
my only hope is that it never has enough content for her to care about

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>>22306207
I’ve been going since before Kiara left Japan I’m not stopping now

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>>22310847
it is and has carried over

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>>22306207

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>>22309751
>>22307445
Do you people seriously just leave all you devices unlocked and not protected? My phone locks after 5 minutes and my computer is never on if I leave the house. If I ever die my accounts are going to remain open and unused until they are finally deleted for inactivity.

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why are takamori niggers this fragile
you don't ever see that happen with other chubas/ships but god forbid someone doesn't think takamori is the greatest shit ever

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>>22311002

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>>22310956
Well phones can have facial recognition and well she will have your face

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>>22311047
that doesn't answer my question

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>>22311002
We have a lot of lesbeats here please understand

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>>22311002
I just think it’s a cute ship
all Holo ships are good

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>>22311137
ok but
>anon 1: not too fond of kiara
>anon 2: *spends 7 next hours spamming images*

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>>22311002
>Throws around accusations of "fragility"
>Continues to be the one who spergs out at any mention of that particular topic and then gets immediately defensive

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>>22311178

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>>22311194
i'm just observant anon; can you show me where it was where i 'sperged out' in your eyes

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>>22311002
>Spergs out abour reeeeee orange woman
>people make fun of them by posting art
>haha TakaMori niggers so fragile. I totally owned you all. You’re the ones that are mad not me.
LOL

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>>22311002
If you went into hlgg and talked about how much you hate Ametori, anons would post Ametori pics to spite you. That's how this board works.

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>>22311306
>Spergs out abour reeeeee orange woman
no
i'm this one >>22306500

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>>22311260

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>>22310730
>Mori attempting to Leg Kabedon me and failing huffily after accidentally kicking me in the neck!
>Attempting to leg kabedon her in return because I’m a cocky lanklet who thinks he can stretch that high!
>Accidentally kicking Mori in the face!

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A true dead beat will cheer for Bayern München now!

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>>22311567
I haven't followed football in years, but I do remember liking them when I did

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>>22311567
Why?

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>>22311857
because cool people like Bayern and Mori is cool!

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>>22311966
Fair enough, Davies is there and he's my man

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Moripopippo...

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i need to fill mori with my love
and seed

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[Important bird hag news]

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>>22311966
Oktoberfest also comes from there.
Where is my Mori wearing a Dirndl?

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>>22312072
bit of a rhombus face there

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>>22312072
The red shading the crunchy one uses is so fucking good

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>>22311178
>slandering any Holo in the general of the most slandered Holo /here/
you don’t have to like Kiara, but she is a friend who’s always there for Mori

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>>22312246
i personally like kiara, i don't like spite-fuelled spam and acting like it's some epic own

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>>22312306
same, I don't see any point to it because I would generally just disagree with that person, and if their being outright vitriol about Kiara or anybody else, just quietly consider them a retard and move on.

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My snake beat Mori has eaten a baby rat today!

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>her stuttering a bit when saying fetish even when it isn’t in the modern context
More of those little things that add up.

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>>22312528
Do they have to eat a lot at this stage or is she good for a couple of days

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>>22312657
about one rat a week and one every 2 weeks once they are adult.

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JWU, love my mori

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>>22301179
Shark Tale Group Watchalong
It's gonna fucking happen

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>another Miriam fight
Man Miyazaki is really intent on always having “that” part in his games, but this time it’s not the poison swamps it seems.

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>>22313293
Give it a minute

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Been away for the past few days, gonna go back and watch the Cake Bash collab now without knowing a lick of Japanese.
Any other Mori news I miss out on since about Friday of last week? Any particularly good streams to check out?

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>>22313293
>not the poison swamps
It seems you didn't progress enough just yet to see the ultimate poison swamp.

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>>22313369
Tea party tonight with Goomba and Kronii, other than that not much
The Elden Ring stream was fun and had some good moments

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Is Elden Ring the first Souls game with a background ost? I didn’t play Sekiro so I wouldn’t know about that one

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>>22313369
badass Mori

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>>22313787
Sekiro has background ost

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>>22313787
I don't know, but I've almost gone insane from idling in Caelid because of it

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>>22313954
Move to Leyndell and enjoy some good music for once

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Tell your oshi to get her shit together, she's watching the chicken at 5AM

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Mori is watching Kiara's stream and is in chat right now

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>>22314271
Nah, she already slept the whole day, I kinda expected she would drop by maybe ina and kiara

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Speaking of ER's OST, its the first souls game that I can't remember any OST from, except for the opening; with every other souls game there are at least a few that are notable for me but with ER, none of the boss tracks really standout for some reason.

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>>22314271
Do I look like her mother?

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>>22314378
Personally I don't think the opening is as memorable either, I think it only sticks with you cause of repeated plays. It's odd cause it's the same person as DS3 and I think there's some great memorable tracks in there. Vordt's became an internet meme too.

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>>22314271
>If you lift enough it becomes cardio
No Mori, it just means you need to take actual weights and not 0.5kg ones you're lifting.

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>>22314631
She's mentioned a pretty sizable dumbbell she does exercises with in the past. I think it was 10 or 15 kgs if I remember right.

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>>22314271
>ywn take your autistic mori gf to the gym with you

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>she's taking melatonin to sleep
Next we're gonna get a 9k bed that everyone comes to her house just to sleep in.

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>>22315440
Told ya Mori might be doin' drugs.

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>>22315633
yeah, melatonin

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>>22314271
She's nocturnal now.
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1513825028151779330

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Was cali a gym rat in the long past?

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>>22315644
that shit will make you hallucinate if you snort it

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>>22315440
Didn't she already buy an expensive ass bed

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>>22315662
It seems so. When the pandemic hit she legit locked herself up for most of the time and gained 5kg. She's said multiple times she wants to get back into.

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>>22315662
She said use to squat 200lbs or something like that

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>>22315762

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>>22315781
booty stank...

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>>22315781

Isn’t that pretty good for a woman?

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>>22315857
it is yeah, most guys would struggle to do that

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Mori really likes Lui huh

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>>22315781
I don’t believe her but impressive if so

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>>22315662
Her one friend's family owned a gym and she went a lot

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>>22316015
Yes, but not as much as me.

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>>22311966
thats not what Dead Pants sing about

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>>22316015
I want to marry Lui and adopt Mori as our daughter so we can have copious amounts of sex

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>>22316179
Listen here, you little shit. I've had dibs on Lui for god knows how long now. If you don't back the fuck off, I'm going to get very mad. I'm going to completely sperg out and make me look like an absolute joke while you laugh at my expense. Try me, bitch.

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Just saw the Elden Beast, looks hardcore inspired by the Nightwalker. Is Miyazaki moving onto drawing inspiration from the other famous Miyazaki in animation? Mori seems to rate Mononoke highly so I imagine she'll appreciate it either way.

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>>22316547
she's probably already seen it

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>stream has to be demonetized cause of the nature of Fromsoft permissions
>YT puts ads on it anyways
What a pain this is.

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>>22318062
Youtube can make it's own money when and wherever they want. I've never enabled monetization on my channel, yet I get ads watching my own videos sometimes. It pisses me off since YT is using my content for their own profit.

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>>22315777
>>22315662
no the artist friend who did the callipog emote is a gym rat

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>>22315958
hmmm.... doubt

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>>22314271
Damn, with this many messages she could have just hopped in vc for a few minutes. Then again I think it's really cute how active she gets in chat when she's excited.

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>>22318188
they never do that, bothers me. How many times would a 2 minute conversation drop in be wonderful

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>>22318166
She had a gym membership and seemed knowledgable. If not outright a gym rat, someone who took her fitness seriously. there’s also that one set of pics that’s obviously bragging despite that not being her thing

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Kiara starting fit reps is a blessing, Mori is competitive as fuck and there's a good chance this will spur her into action.

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>>22318920
>people forget that once she gets locked in on a thing, she rarely gives up on it. Look at how she's basically nocturnal now because of now having time to sleep early.

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>>22318176
It's possible if she took it seriously, it's just not something a casual can do

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>>22319082
Honestly being nocturnal right now isn't even really a bad thing considering she's going to the states soon. She's just switching time zones early.

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>>22318920
perhaps you have a low bar for gym rat

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>>22319089
no doubt that most men couldn't squat that. Weak zoomer teenagers yes, but 200 pounds as a man isn't impressive or noteworthy.

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Uuuuuuu, I miss DD, been really looking forward to Revengeance. I want to see her again...

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>>22319310
Are you retarded or is the brain damage from something more recent?

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>>22319429
I am retarded, thanks for asking.

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>>22319145
But not exactly the smartest thing if she's still got shit to record before then.

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>>22319307
You have to be training legs in the first place

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Poor Inner...

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>>22305249
>Always good

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>>22319881
Will Mori bother to go get MOHG'd?

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>>22319881
>NIHIL
>Game crashes
I always thought breaking fourth wall with bosses was more of a Kojima thing.

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I love Calliope Mori

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>>22320700
nice

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Watching her fight ants, I’m getting the impression that her attitude towards bugs is similar to Kronii’s attitude towards horror.

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>>22321514
Nobody actually likes bugs, after all

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>>22321561
I think beetles are neat.

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>>22321514
Hairy bugs are pretty nasty. You should check Irys and especially Reine reaction to meeting ants for the first time. It's such a huge concentration of NOPE NOPE NOPE. Extremely funny.

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>>22321650
Beetles and grasshoppers are the only cool bugs

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>>22321668
I’m just thinking from her reactions that once she hits a certain threshhold she’ll start her own equivalent of gwawking

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>>22321757
especially gold or green beetles.

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>>22321927
I’m a big fan of stag beetles. Probably gonna boot up animal crossing again in the coming months to go beetle catching again.

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>>22322147
Sometimes I wish Mori got hard into Animal Crossing for comfy zatsu

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I'm glad Mori doesn't need to play ER on PC... until the ATX 3.0 standard is ready. because GPU errors are fucking insane right now.

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>>22322277
I 100%'d it and had like 0 problems after the stairs at the beggining

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>>22322714
I think Ina's PC has an older PSU with a 30-series GPU. The power delivery is lacking because 30-series GPU's kinda ask for big chunks for big bursts.

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>>22321922
Good that she's pretty much done with meeting ants then. There's still wormfaces who are also pretty disgusting especially if they land the grab attack, I wonder how she'd react to them.

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>>22323007
Depends on if she wants to try Melania. There are ants there too

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>>22323232
Oh right, forgot about that. But I think you only need to fight them at the very beginning, the other place with them is just a small deadend. I thought she'd hate chumbuddies more but she's pretty chill with them.

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>>22323232
she'll just summon if anything will get remotely challenging
can't wait for the exciting triple tag team on Meliania, keeping her in hitstun for every portion of the fight that isn't the phase transition

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>>22323409
Good, Malenia is a fucking GARBAGE fight

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>>22323501
It's an okay fight outside of Waterfowl dance. All her other moves are perfectly fair and dodgeable/punishable. If anything, she's almost easy if she doesn't use her anime move.

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>>22323501
it's a very challenging and rewarding fight
if you can beat it without summons/spirits I respect you, I dont care if you use RoB or parrying or anything

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>>22323409
Malenia just sees my summons as food banks. Hate that bitch

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>>22323599
Even waterfowl would be fine if it wasn't a random move. I've had her use it on me 3 times in 5 total attacks. I just gave up and let her kill me the 3rd time

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>>22323599
Waterfowl dance is pretty easy to dodge. It's that phase two move she does where she makes like five copies of herself that always gets me. I always get killed with the last attack

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I.....

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>>22323784
just sprint away/in a circle for that one

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>>22323796
Only a few more hours..

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>>22314817
Comically oversized dumbbells or no balls.

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>>22323994
GUUUUUUHHH

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>>22324076
Muscular Mori CBT..

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>>22323796
miss.....

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>>22324305
I use the 20kg ones at the moment for reps, and even thinking about moving up to these makes my arms sore.

imagine being manhandled by gymrat mori

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>>22323796
>>22324476