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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
Schedule: TBA

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Previous thread: >>22273648

>> No.22282889

why did gura stop saying she doesn't use tiktok bros

>> No.22282900
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>> No.22282915
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>> No.22282921

Reminder at this moment of time, 5% of Gura is made of strawberries. If you hate strawberries, you hate Gura

>> No.22282923

>>22282900
This turns into amputation porn doesnt it

>> No.22282932
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22282932

Hey, uhhhhhhh, there's something I need to say. I kinda love Gura. Yeah, there, I said it. What are you gonna do about it? Huhahahaha

>> No.22282947

>>22282915
Rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub
>>22282900
Who is that supposed to be?

>> No.22282951

>>22282923
Far worse.
Tickle porn.

>> No.22282976
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I have an unending urge to french kiss Gura

>> No.22282988

>>22282951
Tickling is one of Gura's fetishes though. Shame about the tits.

>> No.22282995
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THIS IS ART

>> No.22283054
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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.22283111
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It's gouda btw

>> No.22283136

>>22282995
AAHHHHH I WANNA RUB IT SO BAD

>> No.22283228

>>22283136
You replied to the wrong image chum buddy. Here I will point you to the right one >>22282915

>> No.22283268

>>22283111
funniest shit i've ever seen

>> No.22283297

>>22282889
She doesn't upload. she definitely scrolls.

>> No.22283358

Help me out here guys.
Is it Jawrr Joora or Gore Goora?

>> No.22283398

>>22283358
it's yar yura

>> No.22283403

>>22283297
yes but she used to say she used something that wasn't tiktok

>> No.22283407

>>22283228
i was talking about her cunny but hey, i got two hands

>> No.22283416

I think I love her.

>> No.22283487
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Look it this weirdo

>> No.22283542

>>22283487
why did she do it bros...

>> No.22283636

>>22283487
Why's she called sticky shark?

>> No.22283683
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>>22283636
that was the hashtag for submitting laptop stickers.

>> No.22283698
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I'm in love with Gura!

>> No.22283892

I love her so much!

>> No.22283928
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I love my Gura.

>> No.22283981
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>>22283698
>>22283892

>> No.22284007

>>22282995
Imagine if this was the official Gura figure

>> No.22284016
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>>22283981
nyo

>> No.22284054

I bet all those small seeds on the skin of the strawberries have made her asshole itchy after she poops.

>> No.22284097

>Gura asks what she should do for her birthday
>People in the chat actually say Dakimakura
Maybe...is possible...

>> No.22284179

>>22284054
Shark girls don't poop.

>> No.22284270

>>22284097
Imagine how fast it'd sell out... makes me sad, my pillow is really plush and my shark is small, wouldn't feel right

>> No.22284343

>>22284270
it wouldn't sell out because it would be made to order just like all birthday merch, anon.

>> No.22284356

>>22284097
i will buy two!

>> No.22284385

>>22284356
same desu

>> No.22284411
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>> No.22284418

>>22284385
one to rock and one to stock!

>> No.22284454
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>> No.22284473 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

>> No.22284529

>>22284411
night night bud

>> No.22284751
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>> No.22284809

>>22284751
go back

>> No.22284948

>>22284809
>not pronebone
ngmi

>> No.22284970

>>22284473
SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF

>> No.22284985

>>22284948
do you know the chaos that thing is gonna cause? we need to send it back now

>> No.22285014
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I wish I could maim and murder with Gura.
Life's just not fair bros.

>> No.22285070

can you all stop using the name 'gura' in your posts?
it is only for her husband (me) to use to address her

>> No.22285093

>>22285070
I made this post

>> No.22285179

>>22285070
>>22285093
I made these posts, don't believe a single post after this one.

>> No.22285225

>>22285070
>get my oshi's name out yo fuckin mouth!

>> No.22285243

>>22284809
>>22284751
This is known by shrimpologists as the primal yab, it is said that every action that affects a chuuba negatively can be traced to this very moment

>> No.22285259

>>22284751
I want to fuck this so bad...

>> No.22285425

>>22284751
Why is this art so fucking funny?

>> No.22285447

>>22284751
Why is she so erotic?

>> No.22285489

>>22284751
This art turns me on for no reason every time

>> No.22285600
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I can't put into words how much I love her. I need to marry this shark

>> No.22285643

>>22284751
onahole sized

>> No.22285825

>>22285600
I am sorry chumbud but that's impossible... I already married the shork

>> No.22285973
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>>22285225

>> No.22286293
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I can't stop posting about how much I love her. I should be sleeping right now but instead Im up thinking about how much I love her and what a life together would be like.

>> No.22286576

I watch the short memes
Scrolling without a chuckle
Is this how she feels

>> No.22286645

Chumbufd today I just realized that Gura function as my emotional support animal.
What do I do with this information?

>> No.22286695

>>22286645
Sit on it.

>> No.22286708

>>22286645
I am going to have sex with your emotional support animal.

>> No.22286846

>>22286645
Superchat her about it.

>> No.22286984
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>> No.22287034

when is the tea party?

>> No.22287076
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I love gura bros…

>> No.22287095
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>>22286645
That's normal

>> No.22287122

>>22287034
in ~20 hours

>> No.22287140

Do you think Gura can finish all those strawberries before it's too late?

>> No.22287315

>>22287140
Don't worry I'll head over there and help her eat them personally.

>> No.22287620

Has anyone seen Ebi-chan? He never came home last night…

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>>22287140
>A shark girl ate 5 pounds of moldy strawberries in two days. This is what happened to her tummy.
>GG is a 9928 year old shark girl, presenting to the emergency room with abdominal pain, and cunnyhumidum caused by hyperglycemia. Cunny, meaning cute and funny, and humidum, meaning wet possibly from the excreted urine from her bladder giving out due to hyperglycemia. Hyper meaning an abundance of, glycogen meaning sugar, and emia which means presence in blood, high sugar presence in blood.

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>>22287620
Anon I...

>> No.22287750

>>22287642
I can save her...

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>>22287642

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>>22287642
Nice one bud.

>> No.22288028
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>>22287140
More than likely. She likes strawberries.

>> No.22288194

>>22287140
Do you think she used any of the recipes she asked us for?

>> No.22288375

odds on gura tummy hort and no stream today because of strawberry?

>> No.22288392

>>22288375
isn't today the teatime collab?

>> No.22288411

>>22288194
Fruit leather, jam, and freezing them are the most likely. I do find it funny that someone superchatted her the recipe to the salad she talked about making yesterday.

>> No.22288436

>>22288392
I believe so, Gura will fine. Knowing the shelf life on those strawberries, she won't be able to many strawberries before they spoil.

>> No.22288478
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>Gura will never puke her strawberry slurry into your mouth

>> No.22288503

>>22283981
BUSTAH WOUF!

>> No.22288598

Has Gura ever laughed at your post in her chat before? What was it?

>> No.22288678

>>22288598
Yes, I'm uohing at her

>> No.22288694

>1st run
>doesn't pick garlic on library 1st level
yeah, i'm feeling better that i didn't catch this one live the urge to backseat is huge i bum this game way too much.
At least now watching the VOD that goes away because it won't change anything

>> No.22288931
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that's me

>> No.22289128

Does anyone have her menstruation video? I think it was privated

>> No.22289145

>>22288931
You wish, it's actually me.

>> No.22289153

>>22286645
Lift weights pussy

>> No.22289170

Goop gooooooooop!

>> No.22289178

>>22289128
>privated
It's there if you have the right Membership.

>> No.22289217

>>22289178
>menstruates for paypigs

>> No.22289410

>>22288694
garlic is really garbage late game

>> No.22289426

>>22289217
Not only that, it comes with bathwater samples.

>> No.22289455

Mumei is playing Minecraft on the 16th with open VC at Gura time +1
If Gura wants to play with friends she will maybe join here

>> No.22289458

>>22284054
>>22284179
They can make strawberry jam though.

>> No.22289510

>>22288598
Yes but I can't remember what it was precisely, I was making fun of her tho

>> No.22289529

>>22288375
>Today is pepto collab
Nothing of value is lost.

>> No.22289592

I want to drink gura's

>> No.22289747

you think there are jp discords or websites that obsessively translate everything gura says or does

>> No.22289781

>>22289410
on any other map its basically a dead pick, but on library it makes the early/midgame trivial so you can just run at the enemies and clean them for exp which makes worlds. Like, song of mana does it better but she didn't even have poppea unlocked.

>> No.22289799

>>22289747
Yeah, there are some magazines as well.

>> No.22289802

>>22289592
Cunny blood? Yeah me too

>> No.22289831

>>22289781
>which makes worlds
i think i had a stroke i don't even know what i meant to write
uhhhh pretend that's not there

>> No.22289866

>>22289217
Gura is too young for that. T u T

>> No.22290002
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Why are we talking about menstruates all of a sudden? Are chumbies horny again?

>> No.22290026

>>22290002
>again

>> No.22290067
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>>22290002
>sudden
>again

>> No.22290400

>>22290002
Go to bed Gura

>> No.22290582
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>> No.22290697

>>22290582
That's me btw

>> No.22290726
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Love these ones.

>> No.22290748

>>22290691
>>22290726
please go to bed, koikatsubud

>> No.22290785
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>>22290748
Got them from the art tag.

>> No.22290812

i miss gura.

>> No.22291004
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>> No.22291133

my new favorite gura noise is when she reaches the top end of her range and she does that scratchy squeak, most commonly when yawning/stretching

>> No.22291167
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Fat fkin tail

>> No.22291646
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>>22291337

>> No.22291880

>>22282915
belly

>> No.22292025

Stop posting dino gura, this is the gawr gura general not the dino gura general, both are very different v-tubers that never interacted with each other

>> No.22292116
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>>22292025
Not only dino Gura, I will now post temgura, what you gonna do?

>> No.22292118

I want to kiss Gura right in the center of her beautiful pristine little cunny

>> No.22292472
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>>22292118
Do it

>> No.22292478
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>> No.22292601
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>> No.22292648

>>22292601
Wide dino Gura!!?

>> No.22292719
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>>22292648

>> No.22292804

>>22292719
Isreal

>> No.22292814
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>>22292719
AAAAAAAHHH

>> No.22293179
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Is gura dead?

>> No.22293213

guwa in 16 hours!

>> No.22293274
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I had to sleep, how was the SC reading? I'm watching the last hour or so of the vod right now.

>> No.22293331
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>>22293179
Is anyone truly alive?

>> No.22293352

>>22293274
It was good, had some talks about confidence, cryptids, the upcoming collab, and some other things I can't really recall. Also btfo'd a twitter schizo

>> No.22293641

>>22292116
Temgura is too sexy for this universe. Please never post her again.

>> No.22294208

+3 hour usual time
https://youtu.be/vyYxXwJqUvo

>> No.22294245

>>22294208
I wonder if I should order pizza for it. I hope its a 3+ hour collab.

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>>22294208
>4am
being bongbud is suffering

>> No.22294671

>>22292601
>>22292719
r u b r u b r u b r u b r u b

>> No.22294779

>>22294208
My autistic shark wife and her bulliable big titty friends

>> No.22294932

>>22294208
>5 am
yeah that's a VOD for me, sorry

>> No.22294949 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

>> No.22295029
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>>22294949
>no butthole

>> No.22295087

>>22294208
Should I make some tea to drink along with them?

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>>22295029
Gura don't poop so her butthole degenerated

>> No.22295180

>>22295087
Buy some mango juice

>> No.22295199

>>22295164
She is missing out on butt stuff.

>> No.22295207

>>22295180
That means I would have to go into Whole Foods. I fucking hate that place.

>> No.22295315
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>>22295199
That's fine I will reconstruct her butthole

>> No.22295553
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>Watching the vod
>Gura talks about this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSB71jNq-yQ
Man I miss the Blue Planet watchalong, wish we got more.

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>> No.22296392

>My SCs got skipped
>No friends or wife
>Family busy
>The only thing that's said happy birthday to me is a automated message from google.
I really hope I never wake up one of these days

>> No.22296525

>>22296392
your a creep
your a weirdo
the fuck you doing here
you dont belong here

>> No.22296593

>>22284473
based

>> No.22296803

>>22296525
I-Is that a reference?

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>>22296392
happy birthday bud, i hope things get better

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>>22293331
>Is anyone truly alive?
Nah, ever since the 80s were over. No one is ever truly alive. That was the last good decade.

>> No.22296917

>>22296803
wow

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>>22296392
I know this doesn't mean much from a retard across the globe but happy birthday bud. May we enjoy more Gura in the future

>> No.22296941

>>22296803
>He miss the karaoke
Listen to it on YouTube now

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22296975

my wife is turning into a strawberry

>> No.22296994

>>22296392
Happy birthday bud, you still have tons of Gura stream to watch don't go

>> No.22297083

>>22296917
>>22296941
I watched it live, I'm sowwy

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>schizo complains about gura not giving us post stream hearts
>she gives us a post stream heart
GURA I LOVE YOU PLEASE TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF

>> No.22297132

>>22297086
Based

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>> No.22297505

Mori said on Twitter she will have access to the new Live 2D 3.0 soon.
So likely the same for all HoloEN.

Gura rigging will finally be good

>> No.22297545

>>22297505
Inb4 sperg when she finally gets bottom teeth like Bae. Just a reminder that no, Gura doesn't like her current model, she's just apprehensive about change

>> No.22297550
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>>22297505
I'm unironically gonna miss the rhombus
it was such huge part of her charm in her model

>> No.22297573
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22297573

Yes, finally Gura with better rigging. Times are gonna get better.

>> No.22297644
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>>22296975

>> No.22297677

>>22297505
I hope this is real. Imagine all the new expression she can do... Heart eyes onegai

>> No.22297758
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>>22297505
Finally

>> No.22297915

>>22297505
That's uhhh..... Not how that works anon. It's just a updated app. They would all need to be re rigged for their rigging to change at all.

>> No.22297972

>>22297915
Well its due time for some new rigging then. She is long overdue for something good other than holofes.

>> No.22298006

>>22297915
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1513867649721110532

But Mori did say her rigging change no ?
Or I don’t understand how it’s works

>> No.22298010

>>22297972
I agree but the chances of EN getting new rigging soon is basically zero

>> No.22298019

Odds of Mori mentioning the “sucky sucky” during the Dick and Shorty Tea Time colab?

>> No.22298046

>>22298010
>the chances of gura getting new rigging soon is basically zero
FTFY

>> No.22298054

>>22298006
I believe that is what some people may call "a jork"

>> No.22298100

>>22298046
Fifty*
baka my head anon

>> No.22298105

I wanna sucky sucky Gura's cunny

>> No.22298144

>>22298100
Wait sm:h is censored here?????
I never use gay speak I didn't know.

>> No.22298148

>>22297505
I will miss her lazy eyes...

>> No.22298254

Speaking about rigging, I found out back then before the Party Outfit reveal that Gura follows Rariemonn on Twitter, which led me to rrat that her new outfit will be rigged by him. It turned out to be Brain Tsui instead.
Now I'm curious why is she even following him, he is the only rigger besides Shin she follows.

>> No.22298259
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>>22297644

>> No.22298319

>>22298254
Probably she would have wanted her rigging from Rariemonn but instead Cover had Brain Tsui? Corporate politics be a pain sometimes.

>> No.22298670
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22298670

What the hell am I doing with my life?

>> No.22298968

>>22298670
The most of it by the looks of it.

>> No.22299102
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>>22298670
i get paid big bucks to sit at home and code and i'm still depressed. there's no one right way of living. trying to do my fit reps to get over it but i still feel like im missing a purpose. at least gura can feel purposeful in making people smile

>> No.22299208
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22299208

>>22299102
But Gura does give you purpose of some sort, to make her smile just as she makes you smile. It's all relative.

>> No.22299676
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>>22299208
im not funny or eloquent though

>> No.22300035
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22300035

grooa hugging guitar

>> No.22300138
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22300138

she has become the strawberry

>> No.22300283

>>22296392
happy birthday chumbud i hope you're not as old as i am

>> No.22300412
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22300412

>>22297972
>her original outfit will get fixed up someday
>atlantis and kimono are good enough already
>catshark will get eaten by moths at the back of the closet

>> No.22300503

https://twitter.com/mmmmin_dk/status/1513425295361003523

>> No.22300545
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>>22300412
Gura still wears catshark. She won't let her fursona outfit collect dust

>> No.22300568
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22300568

a

>> No.22300569
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22300569

>>22288931
T o T
She looks like an actual child in this drawing...

>> No.22300634

>>22288931
why are you impersonating me?

>> No.22300649

>>22300503
dont get me wrong i'm glad for Spy but the crossover we really need is with shamiko.

>> No.22300737
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22300737

>continues shilling
You are just baiting now.

>> No.22300773

good morning gura

>> No.22300798

>>22300545
even though it doesn't work very well, i still like it...

>> No.22300803

Goodnight buds. See ya again at 12 hours in the tea time stream.

>> No.22300828

>>22300649
Correct opinion!

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>>22300803
>goodnight
where are you from? gn

>> No.22301476
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>> No.22301500

i wanna ask gura how she got into voice acting
is that a bad idea?

>> No.22301501
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22301501

Is the order a sharkgirl?

>> No.22301579

>>22301500
"How" is bad, "why" could be a good question.

>> No.22301603
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22301603

>>22301501
Catsharkgirl*

>> No.22301621

>>22301579
makes sense

>> No.22301681
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>>22301621
Better use a throwaway account, I'm onto you.

>> No.22301763

>>22301500
yes, just like wanting to get into voice acting

>> No.22301788

>>22299102
I wish I had the brains to code

>> No.22301851

>>22301500
If you want. She doesn't have the brainpower to hold grudges against people for superchats if that's what you're worried about.

>> No.22302059

>>22300568
Achan is a Fembuds

>> No.22302127

>>22302059
I wonder how many fembuds there really are?...

>> No.22302160
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22302160

>>22302127

>> No.22302169

>>22302127
Quite a ton but like 98% of them just seem to be casual fans.

>> No.22302213

y-you think they are cute like gura?

>> No.22302224

>>22302160
this brat knows roughly 25% of her audience is over 30 and she still makes fun of usssssss

>> No.22302294

>>22302127
How new.

>> No.22302357
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>> No.22302397

>>22302357
Nice glasses friend. You just get them?

>> No.22302429
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22302429

*casts a spell to give Gura perfect eyesight*

>> No.22302449

>>22296392
Happy B-day, Chumbo. I'll be celebrating 28 years in a couple of days without friends or a significant other, but I'm fortunate enough to be with family.

>> No.22302451
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22302451

>>22301788
if you can learn to be patient and persistent you can do 90% of programming which is testing, debugging, gluing code together / getting systems to talk, refactoring, etc. it's when you get to designing systems, general libraries or algorithms that it gets hard since you have to think more creatively and lean more on experience. that's usually reserved for principal / architect level roles.

>> No.22302459

>God this is even worse then anime because she's actually real and will never be yours
I still cant cope with this and want to die

>> No.22302536

>>22302451
i dont know how to learn things at this point. I barely finished high school. I have not learned a new skill or talent in over a decade. im just smooth brained and genetically inferior.

>> No.22302635

>>22302429
You rolled a 3 so with your plus 2 modifier that is a 5. Sadly Gura's con save is a 6 so your spell failed.

>> No.22302645

>>22302451
Sounds like an endurance test

>> No.22302719
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>>22302635
>Con save of 6
It's even more depressing because it's accurate.....

>> No.22302762
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>> No.22302796

>>22302536
Fellow smooth brain bud, I'm just content doing my simple floor finisher job though doing something like coding would be cool too.

>> No.22302938
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22302938

>>22302719
How can you tell it's accurate?

>> No.22303187

>>22302536
im not saying you're wrong as i don't know you but it's a self fulfilling prophecy if you put yourself down like that. i graduated HS late due to truancy but i still believed in myself and had enough of an interest in computers to look into programming

>> No.22303268

>>22302536
there's an entire side of youtube dedicated to helping people like us learn things and be motivated to do stuff. it's nice I like it

>> No.22303647
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22303647

What if gura became a quadruple amputee?

>> No.22303749
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>>22303647
A literal onahole...

>> No.22303839
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22303839

>> No.22303886

>>22303647
I can spin her like a top while she rides me

>> No.22304021

what do i do when gura doesnt help the pain anymore

>> No.22304057

>>22304021
Drink.

>> No.22304072
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22304072

>>22304021

>> No.22304228

>>22304072
It's a given that Gura hates this, but I wonder exactly how much she hates it.

>> No.22304361

>>22304228
how would you know that.
read minds do ya? got a crystal ball too?

>> No.22304443
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22304443

>>22303647
She'd become a swashbuckling pirate!

>> No.22304509
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22304509

>>22304021
Take a walk. Then more Gura

>> No.22304571

>>22304021
Work out, go out to a park and sit in a bench for 10 min, drink water. Basically take baby steps as long as you're progressing.

>> No.22304974

I want Gura to talk to me like a small child who needs to be coaxed into doing everything

>> No.22305114

I want Gura to talk to me

>> No.22305131

I want Gura

>> No.22305140

>>22305131
same desu

>> No.22305172

Gura

>> No.22305186

i literally cant take it anymore

>> No.22305219

>>22304974
>>22305114
>>22305131
>>22305140
>>22305172
>>22305186
sad

>> No.22305250

>>22305219
why are you like this to your fellow man

>> No.22305350

>>22305219
Isn't it sad? I have very few friends and watch a cartoon shark who has similar interests and a sense of humor that cheers me up and makes me feel like I'll find a friend some day

>> No.22305368
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22305368

Are all chumbuds as mentally unwell as Gura?

>> No.22305385

>>22305250
you are not my fellow man, I just randomly passed by /vt/ because I like vtubers, but seeing stuff like this makes it all the clear what this "rabbithole" is really about

>> No.22305408

>>22305385
go. back.

>> No.22305423

>>22305368
Yeah, me

>> No.22305446
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22305446

>>22304469

>> No.22305455

>>22305368
oshi reflects etc...

>> No.22305500
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22305500

>> No.22305555
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22305555

>>22305446
Please, take that back to global.

>> No.22305602

Can't wait for the talk tonight. Just gotta get through another day of fucking pollen allergies. I hate this time of year

>> No.22305620
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22305620

Gura reminds me a lot of Konata and that is probably why both of them have always made my dick incredibly hard.

>> No.22305689

>>22305620
>png on my phone
>gif when upload
Moot????

>> No.22305740

>>22305620
I mean, it's literally her but less autistic.

>> No.22305749

>>22305385
Why even post if you can't read the room, the only sad here is you.

>> No.22305789
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22305789

Would you?

>> No.22305828

>>22305789
I love kigs.

>> No.22305841
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22305841

>>22305789
Uh, gura?

>> No.22305867
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22305867

>>22305789
Yes.

>> No.22305943

>>22305789
No, when I say I'm only in love with Gura I mean only Gura, not someone pretending to be her

>> No.22306231
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22306231

>>22305455
does that mean she thinks about suicide on a regular basis?

>> No.22306263

>>22306231
i hope not. but perhaps in the past

>> No.22306264

I ate too much chocolate for breakfast and now my tummy hurts

>> No.22306334

>>22305789
>>22305867
100% yes I love Gura do much I'm willing to do anything to at least even pretend I'm closer to her.
I love Gura so much I can fuck another woman and only think about Gura and never even consider the feelings of the girl I'm boning.
Miss me with that beta "I wouldn't" bullshit.

>> No.22306341
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22306341

>>22306264

>> No.22306362

>>22306263
Who didn't in their youth? Sometimes the thought comes up even when you aren't all that depressed.

>> No.22306382

>>22306334
Based, that's pretty much the closest you can get to actually having physical contact with Gura

>> No.22306423

>>22306334
I wouldn't because its probably a guy.

>> No.22306425

>>22306334
>justifying cheating on Gura to yourself
ngmi bud, this is why I'll be the last chumbud

>> No.22306445

>>22282900
>boobs

Puked twice.

>> No.22306479

>>22299102
Same. I know a lot of people would kill for this kind of job, but it makes me want to blow my brains out.

>> No.22306497

>>22306231
Absolutely.
https://streamable.com/m4cjj0

>> No.22306498

>>22306264
Gura is currently eating strawberries dipped in chocolate.

>> No.22306546

>>22306264
What kind of chocolate?

>> No.22306567

>>22306498
Architect bros...

>> No.22306574

>>22306546
cadbury mini eggs

>> No.22306649

>>22306231
Gura wants to do a flip on top of a skyscraper in front of her shrimps

>> No.22306661

>>22306334
The chances of that being a woman are virtually zero, but if you'd do anything to feel close to gura...

>> No.22306663

>>22306497
Gura intentionally hurts herself before stream so she has something to talk about. Eventually, she will cut herself too deep and die of blood loss either on stream or right before.

>> No.22306686
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22306686

Gura is going to get food poisoning from forcing herself to eat an absurd amount of moldy strawberries and there's nothing you can do about it.

>> No.22306692

>>22306663
Gura wishes this was true. She's a clumsy girl.

>> No.22306697

>>22306574
Nice. 'Tis the season.

>> No.22306704
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22306704

>>22306649
Nah, she'd plan something cooler.

>> No.22306708
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22306708

Imagine the naizuri

>> No.22306784
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22306784

>>22306708
Imagine Gawr guiding your cock into Gura's cunny...

>> No.22306844

Remember when gura said a racial slur and had to edit it out of the vod

>> No.22306852
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22306852

>>22306708
>>22306784

>> No.22306870

>>22306844
spikes...

>> No.22307132

Towa hasn't replied yet? This will just increase Gura's anxiety regarding tweeting anything

>> No.22307158
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22307158

>>22306844
They don't call her Gawr "spics on spikes" Gura for nothing

>> No.22307203

>>22307132
She replied to Guras discord message

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22307258

>>22306784

>> No.22307282

>>22307132
Anon..... Gura doesn't actually use Twitter.

>> No.22307790

https://twitter.com/MakinaKid/status/1513662262938116101?t=GT6RaP2Rttdq5bPTcSzkng&s=19

>> No.22307844

>>22307790
mental illness

>> No.22307882
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22307882

>>22307790
Disgusting, not even double penises.

>> No.22307934

>>22307790
I would let gura rape me

>> No.22307978

>>22307882
This, at least give her a double cock if you're going to make it grotesquely huge

>> No.22308019

>>22307790
Am I the only one who thinks this scenario and conversation is extremely hot

>> No.22308054

>>22308019
Yes. You are.

>> No.22308077

>>22308019
Are you a woman?

>> No.22308093

>>22308077
Yes

>> No.22308145

>>22308019
I do too, but only because it's mori getting cucked

>> No.22308181

>>22308019
It would be good as a fanfic or comic, as a one-off picture it's worthless.

>> No.22308210
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22308210

>>22308093
Well I guess that explains it

>> No.22308773
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22308773

I just ate two pounds of sweet corn

>> No.22308864

>>22308773
Why? You are going to be shitting solid corn.

>> No.22308906
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22308906

Reminder that Gura is a creep and a weirdo.

>> No.22308910
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22308910

>>22308864
It's yummy

>> No.22308975

>>22307790
God I hate this artist

>> No.22309149

It sucks that Gura has to be paired with Kronii for the tea party.
Mumei would have been far more fun and you all know it.

>> No.22309155

>>22308906
But she does belong here

>> No.22309190

>>22309149
yah prob

>> No.22309250

>>22309149
Yeah, I can tolerate Mori but Kronii is just insufferable

>> No.22309254

>>22309149
No thanks, I'd rather have 3 dorks.

>> No.22309255

>>22309149
Maybe but kronii and Gura pairing is another kind of fun that I want to watch too

>> No.22309257

>>22309149
Agreed, and while I don't find Kronii that entertaining Gura likes her so Im sure it will still be fun

>> No.22309402

>>22309149
Meh it still fun, Gura x Kronii is good because she makes Kronii suffer

>> No.22309415

>>22309149
Maybe but it's fine.. Gura likes both of them and I'm still excited.

>> No.22309440

>>22309149
yeah, kronii somehow managed to be a noticeable drag in 6 person collab, hopefully mori and gura's combined autism overpowers her shitty doomer speak

>> No.22309525

As long as Mori doesn't invite Vshojo and Kronii doesn't talk about how much xhe hates living I think it will be a good collab.

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