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Last thread >>21895518

Youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCO_aKKYxn4tvrqPjcTzZ6EQ
Twitter https://twitter.com/ceresfauna
Schedule - https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1511170069866291205
Current stream - https://youtu.be/SzAOQ8BAGdg
Stream status https://imissfauna.com/
BDAY MERCH https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/ceresfauna_bd2022

>I'm new to Fauna, which stream VODs should I watch to get into her?
ASMR https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeLzFij5dykdhWnY3f3E1Ot-FlcBMVSA_
Minecraft https://youtu.be/ZdHCf5NLmZ0
Spore https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeLzFij5dykeMzF79onvOx2PjYIwyj36G
Pokemon Unite https://youtu.be/C2R6zHNePhg
Resident Evil 7 https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeLzFij5dykf8wvxHI-9xKZP_WMdmbD_8
Animal Crossing https://youtu.be/G9X3d81EKeI
Pokémon Legends: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_2FG2zM4Mw

Reminder to hide, ignore, and do not interact with grasshoppers and their bait, saplings.

>> No.21947343

mushroom love

>> No.21947357

do yankees eat tomatoes with peanut butter? or garlic with peanut butter?

>> No.21947358

mushroom hate

>> No.21947407

>>21947357
no and no, what the fuck

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Fauna hates mushrooms…

>> No.21947529
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Fauna hates mushrooms…

>> No.21947543

>>21947357
i don't think anyone anywhere does that

>> No.21947552

I gotta say it's impressive how little dead air there is on this stream and most Fauna streams in general.

>> No.21947562

>HHHHHHHHHHabanyero
fucking christ Americans
It's not like jalapeño
It's pronounced ah-ba-ne-ro

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>>21947410
>>21947529
are you ogey

>> No.21947585

>>21947529
Okay, spoiler just doesn’t fucking work anymore I guess.

>> No.21947617

>>21947529
Her list is so good otherwise. Mushrooms in F is just insane

>> No.21947627

>>21947562
quiet down enrique

>> No.21947649

>>21947357
no? why?
i think you're saying this because of the celery and peanut butter thing. celery and peanut butter is literally just a snack that kids eat. basically just something that someone came up with as a relatively healthier idea for a snack. with raisins, too

>> No.21947662

How do you even live as a vegan without mushrooms is beyond me

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>>21947514
habaneros are based as long as you don't just eat a whole one straight up like a retard

>> No.21947734

>It's okay to have a wrong opinion!
Based Faufau

>> No.21947772

>>21947662
tofu, tempeh, seitan, fake meats, legumes

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I'm glad Fauna shares my love for potatoes.

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ants on a log is not bad but celery by itself is just ass water in a plant stalk

mushrooms are also disgusting. based fauna.

>> No.21947859

>>21947562
who cares? spelling is all fucked up and inconsistent in English, especially with more and more loanwords added everyday

>> No.21947884

>>21947805
>girl hand
yeah, mine

>> No.21947948

Figbros...not like this

>> No.21947952

>>21947884
collab with Fauna more, owl

>> No.21947956

Gone again?!!?

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man...

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>>21947884
A... g-girl?!

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miss

>> No.21948086

At least she made some prerecorded stuff for us. A lot of holos would just take the extra days off and not say anything.

>> No.21948125

I miss Fauna

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faunya

>> No.21948157

what was her name again?
fondue?

>> No.21948229

>>21947562
I don't know how to break this to you but literally no culture pronounces loanwords authentically

>>21948157
All I remember is that I love fondue so this has got to be it

>> No.21948274

>>21948229
I'm honestly alright with the pronounced H since silent leading H isn't a thing in English, but the ñ sound being slapped in there is just dumb niggers who learned how to pronounce Spanish pepper names with jalapeño.

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https://litter.catbox.moe/og5lka.png
Now I am the last sapling

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It'll be fine, we have a prerecorded karaoke and ASMR. We'll be fine.

>> No.21948593

>>21948408
>gura
>kiara
>rosemi
based

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>>21948582
Are you sure about that?

>> No.21948672

>>21948408
based wosemi enjoyer

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>>21948622
honestly no, but I still have things to keep her off of my mind this isn't healthy

>> No.21948681

Fauna wont eat us because we still have our souls right

>> No.21948751

>>21948593
>>21948672
The Mori/Fauna fanchild...

>> No.21948797

>>21948681
You give up your soul as soon as she plants you.

>> No.21948809

>>21948681
only if you end up becoming an orange tree
she'll turn you straight into compost instead

>> No.21949040

>>21948582
I prefer her prerecorded ASMR to be honest, roleplaying with a script does much more for me than just ear cleaning and similar stuff.

>> No.21949096

Is it OK for me as a mother to shower with my son?

>> No.21949119

>>21948681
she would theoretically be fine with eating you if you gave consent first.

>> No.21949237

>>21949040
Her prerecorded ASMR is great but there's something really special about live ASMR I can't really explain, even if it's not perfect in her eyes.

>> No.21949425

I completely get what you are saying, there is a certain special feeling when listening to or watching something live

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>>21948582
>we

>> No.21949777

>>21947819
Kek, bloody good one lad.

>> No.21949845

>>21949040
Her fucking pre-recorded ASMRs lacks her giggles. It's completely soulless.

>> No.21949903

>>21948681
Humans have no souls.
Humanity destroyed its soul centuries ago when it decided destruction of nature was a priority in order to increase profits.
Her consumption of us and mulching is just removing parasites from this world

>> No.21950248

>>21949903
Nigger you act like i'm ordering anyone to cut down the trees. I just live in the society

>> No.21950293

>>21949903
Are you just gonna contradict the lore of the halloween asmr, she wants humans back

>> No.21950356

>>21950293
There was a halloween ASMR?

>>21950248
And that's the problem. We live in a society where this is not challenged.

>> No.21950445

>>21949903
You are a moron.

>> No.21950476

>>21950356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNDaXycPDZM You aren't even a sprout let alone a sapling

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>>21950356
>being this new

>> No.21953138

SQUEEEEB!

>> No.21953395

>>21949096
Is his age on the clock?

>> No.21954443

Just wanted to come by and say I've never seen a whore with worst taste in a subject that this brainless tits with legs. Have a bad day.

>> No.21954488

>>21954443
Man and I thought I loved mushrooms

>> No.21954497

>>21954443
t. Orange lobbyist

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>>21954443
Aside from the mushrooms, I see no issue

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>>21954443
I love-hate my tasteless kirin wife!

>> No.21955873

>>21954443
>t mushroom eating bugman

>> No.21956519

>>21955441
>uUuUu nababa and cucunot is VERSATILE, green woman say ESS
>puts apple in C
>hMMMM pom bad, fad bad, hipster good
>puts avacado in S
>green grape green like feefee, purple bad like pom gram
>fafa liek smell of feet and smeg, jak froot gud
>fafa haet orange! Orange bad! FA FA HATE ORANGE!
Quite literally everything was out of place with most being a contradiction to a prior placement.

>> No.21956739

I didn't expect people to actually get mad about a vegetable tier list

>> No.21956779

>>21956739
It's honestly kind of funny. I'm glad she succeeded in doing what she set out to do with her inflammatory opinions.

>> No.21957711

>>21956739
She's an actual genius

>> No.21957792

She's right about coconut. Im glad my wife knows here curries. If she's a vegan she's gonna atleast eat good food.

>> No.21957959

Mushrooms are a popular meat cope food but I can’t imagine having them without something savory to pair it with.

>> No.21958401

I also dislike mushrooms. I've tried them in many recipes over the years but just find the taste and texture unappealing. I'll eat them if served them, but they really are just gross all around

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You WILL be doing your reps instead of shitposting on a basketweaving forum on how much you miss Fauna, right?

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>> No.21961846

>>21961759
adopt

>> No.21962265

>>21960036
Wait, you guys actually watch Fauna? I just come here to shit up the thread

>> No.21962363

Rewatching the stream and
>Most the oranges i eat are dry and juiceless
Literally what the fuck does that mean. How can an orange ever be dry? How can it be juiceless, it is 90% juice.

>> No.21962423

>>21962363
I want to sensually squeeze oranges into Faunas mouth until she learns to like them

>> No.21962523

>>21962363
Take it from a Florida Man, some oranges are just bad. I've had it with limes too, if they aren't stored right maybe? They het gross and dry. Still don't think her judgement is fair though, oranges are pretty B tier

>> No.21962560

>>21962363
She got crappy out of season navel oranges at the school cafeteria

>> No.21962673

>>21962523
Yeah some of her rankings were entirely because she ate unripe fruit

>> No.21962763

Hi saplings, I put on your oshi's vegetable tier list to have something chill on the background this morning. This stream is very enjoyable, nature picking favorites among her children is really cute.

>> No.21962772

>>21962673
It's a fun stream though, I'm actually just finishing it as well. She basically just gave us her opinions on food she likes and dislikes, so now I can go out and learn to cook with Fauna in mind.

>> No.21962785

Ranking clementines at A tier and oranges at F tier honestly makes no sense. They're the same dang fruit

>> No.21962867

>>21961759
>shoes with socks
Disgusting. Fix it.

>> No.21962915

>>21962785
You haven't eaten either of them ever

>> No.21963027

>>21962867
Disgusting as it may be, Fauna has mentioned she does this along with socks and sandals

>> No.21963125

>>21962867
>>21963027
What's wrong with socks?

>> No.21963169

>>21962915
I have in fact, both eaten both of these extremely common fruits. Clementines are sweeter but ultimately the same.

>> No.21964399

>>21963169
>he thinks people will believe his lies
Next you're gonna try to say you eat apples too lmao

>> No.21965126

>>21948086
pretty sure she knows we'll all kill ourselves otherwise

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>>21964399

>> No.21966385

>>21950648
why are you hating new saplings even if they are morons.
new saplings means potentially more money for her and thats a good thing.

>> No.21966438

>retards actually getting mad about a tierlist
>that a vegan made
jssus fuck lmao

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>> No.21969742

>>21947240
>sending italian oranges to fauna's po box!
>they arrive boldy and stinky!
>they don't look like oranges anymore
>getting banned from sending anything to the us!
Faunya love!

>> No.21969846

>>21969742
lmao tell me you've never tried to send produce internationally without saying you've never sent produce internationally

>> No.21970025

>>21969846
>what is a joke
autistchama please go to sleep

>> No.21970051

love italian blood oranges!
love mangosteens!
love kumquats!
love mangos!
love pomegranates!
love apples!
love bolets!
love shiitake!
love chanterelles!

>> No.21970145

>>21969846
I never have anon, why would I?
I guess they would be stopped before reacing their destination

>> No.21972071

Wow, we had a lot of tourists last thread. My kirin wife can't be this good at clickbait!
I hope she makes more tier lists, but of topics I'm remotely interested in. Food is boring.

>> No.21972239

>>21972071
she should do a tree tier list and start a sapling race war

>> No.21972375

>>21947662
beans pulses legumes.
t. vegan that rarely ever has mushrooms

>> No.21972444

I could never be a vegan because there is so much food out there and I want to try it all. I feel like a lot of vegans were picky eaters before they made the switch.

>> No.21972592

>>21972444
how does it make sense that vegans, people who have to broaden their horizons by incorporating various non standard substitutes into their predominantly meat and milk based diets, were somehow picky eaters beforehand?

besides, the only thing vegankeks miss out on various types of cheeses that no amount of onions oat cocktails can ever replicate without casomorphines.

>> No.21972879

>>21972592
because all those substitutes are bland and safe versions of the real thing

>> No.21972917

Vegans can't drink wine either, except from some specialized stores but I bet those suck.

>> No.21972933

>>21972917
why not?

>> No.21973063

I don't have the urge to watch vtubers anymore. I think I'm finally free

>> No.21973544

>>21973063
Good. Now get out of our thread.

>> No.21973831

>try to sleep without thinking about fauna
>be sad anyway
>pass out
>wake up at 5am
>thihk about fauna

>> No.21973895

>>21973831
/uuu/ is not your blog.

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>>21973895
Im gonna think about Fauna even harder

>> No.21974466

>>21974068
Are you depressed? Is that what you're implying?
I hope it gets better for you anon, but I don't see how telling /uuu/ will help much. You should talk to a shrink if you're able. Thinking about Fauna as a coping mechanism is probably better than nothing, but not a true solution either.

>> No.21974486

>>21973895
when shes not streaming i will continue to blogpost about fauna becauae /uuu/ is to talk about fauna, retardchama

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>>21974466
how new are youf if these posts seem unordinary too you? better just hide or leave as this will be every 3rd or 4th post during her break this week, sprinkled with goslings.

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>>21974486
Feel free to talk about Fauna, but talking about your own life is tangential at best, even if you're a fan of her. I can't stop you either way, but I'd rather we talked about something interesting instead. How do you expect anyone to respond when we don't know anything about your life and have little reason to care? Commiserating about missing Fauna? Is that all you want?

>>21974561
These posts don't seem out of the ordinary to me, but I've never understood the point of them and so I decided to finally say something. /uuu/ often has breaks along with Fauna anyway, so I don't see the need to fill threads with pointless rambling about how sad someone thinks their life is.
I feel confident in saying that Fauna would want her fans to think about something other than her every once in a while, for their own benefit. They don't have to listen to her of course, but it's not like the suggestion is outlandish.

>> No.21975154

>>21972879
>beans, legumes, pulses, vegetables, grains are all bland
amerifat detected. Fauna overcame your nation's poor destiny.

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>>21961759

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>>21962915
>>21964399
Typical niggresponses.

>> No.21975579

>>21972933
Feet.

>> No.21975605

>>21973895
Retard.

>> No.21975618

>>21975579
I will drink Faunas wine...

>> No.21975627

>>21974466
Even bigger retard.

>> No.21975856

>>21974887
Holy autism

>> No.21975863

>>21975154
ew those connective tissues and fat bits in my beef are so gross
ew my chicken has bones and cartilage and skin on it and stuff gross
ew why does my salmon have dark meat and fishbones in it
i know i'll just replace it all with tempeh drowned in spices and smoke extract
wew much less scary

>> No.21975944

>>21975856
Not only that, even bigger retard ITT.

>> No.21975998

>>21962772
That's what I was taking it as. I feel better knowing her favorites, even if some are terrible

>> No.21976161

>>21975998
Indeed, it is a goldmine that stream.

>> No.21976320

>oh I like cantaloupe
WHO CARES
SHHUT UP

>> No.21976379

>>21963125
They male it so you can't see the feet

>> No.21976501

>>21976320
KYS FAGGOT

>> No.21976578

> Reminder to hide, ignore, and do not interact with grasshoppers and their bait, saplings.

>> No.21976601

>>21976578
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS
SHHUT UP
AAAAAHHHH

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damn, I just had my first dream with Fauna, I guess there is no going back now, huh?

>> No.21976717

>>21976663
What was your dream about

>> No.21976809

>>21976717
I just remember Fauna being in my house

>> No.21976812

>>21976717
Fauna dummy

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>>21976320
>WHO CARES
i do

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>kirby VOD 57 comments
>cereines VOD 21 comments
>fruit list VOD 245 comments

>> No.21977973

>>21977756
It was a very cute and wholesome stream

>> No.21978093
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>>21976663
wtf bro i had a dream with Fauna last night too
it was a small hololive convention with council members, was able to have a wholesome one-to-one talk with Fauna and A-chan (who was somehow there as the emcee)

>> No.21978703

>>21974466
I don't think he was after therapy anon. He just talked about missing fauna like we all do

>> No.21978793

>>21978093
Did you tell A-chan to get fucking permissions for fauna to play the forest? She hasn't been in my dream.

>> No.21979151

What is squeeb?

>> No.21979259

So this is her time of incline, huh?

>> No.21979325

>>21979151
Genital extract

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>>21979259
seen more anti threads lately. seems promising, numbersapling.

>> No.21980486

>>21980386
Winter Wide Fauna is the cutest. The scarf made her look extra comfy

>> No.21980754

>>21977756
There's a reason why twitch streamers do them

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>>21979151
its a b tier vegetable

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>>21979259
remember to be nice with the new saplings !

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>>21979151
Squeeb

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>>21981383
I will bully every new sapling I see

>> No.21985530

Okay, starting to watch the fruit tierlist VOD now. What am I in for?

>> No.21985577

>>21985530
Horrible and great tastes existing simultaneously

>> No.21985686

>>21985530
Learning that this retard eats unripened fruit.

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Onomatopeia ideas for Fauna
>nade nade
>koso koso
>suri suri
>kire kire

>> No.21987265

>>21987062
i just want more die suki

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>>21987062
>shiko shiko

>> No.21988254

Fuck I think I'm getting parasocial, she's too perfect

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>>21988254

>> No.21988411

>>21988254
Pathetic

>> No.21988813

with no fauna stream tonight, what other holo will you watch to pass the time?

>> No.21989003

>>21988813
VODs

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>>21988813
Im pressing the ara ara button

>> No.21990366

Mushroom bros, how are we coping today?

>> No.21990418

>>21990366
imagine liking mushrooms

>> No.21990442

>>21990366
fuming i will give this witch a vaginal yeast infection

>> No.21990487

>>21988813
Probably Bae, or Irys if she streams, I don't know their actual schedule though

>> No.21990540

>>21988813
Ame's Elden Ring has proven to be comfy but if I start getting frustrated I'll probably just watch Reine's paper's please that I missed because she streamed it at fucking 2am my time

>> No.21990613

>>21989003
>>21990254
these were not options but good answers
>>21990540
do you happen to know how far roughly ame is? i enjoy ER streams but dont want spoilers

>> No.21990616
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>>21990487
Bae powerwash simulator in 4 and half hours
Irys in 8 and half hours with maybe elden ring

>> No.21990770
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21990770

Ever since Fauna had become my oshi, I've no longer been content with my current lifestyle. I no longer want to be constantly stuck inside my room all the time shitposting. But it frustrating since I have very few options. Are there any other saplings in my position? Feeling so restless and wanting to finally get your life together, but having few options to do so?

>> No.21990845

>>21990613
She's been dicking off and not really progressing. She went south instead of going to margitt immediately like everyone else did. Pretty sure she still hasn't fought him

>> No.21990864

The only thing that made me slightly mad about Fauna’s tier list was the red grapes, they’re my favorite fruit
Aside from that I liked the list, that stream was so fucking adorable, made me buy her membership, is Fauna always that wholesome?
And I respect vegan women now

>> No.21990891

>>21990770
sort of, im not a neet that is in one room 24/7 but fauna has made me want to actually try and learn new things and try exercising etc.

>> No.21990939

>>21990845
jesus fucking christ not even marg? thanks for the info, i have a stream to tune into until our prerecorded fauna appears for the weekend

>> No.21992125

I was watching her PLA streams but apparently she can’t stream it anymore and I hate watching unfinished series.
Did she finish BDSP?

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>>21990770
trying not to blog post but yes i've been there. there's no key to getting your shit together, you just have to want it enough to break your current habits. it starts with baby steps. go get a part time job while you figure out where you want to end up. (assuming you are post-hs and not working already)

best motivation i ever had was busting my ass for near minimum wage. and you will find it easier to do and try more things once you get a little momentum behind you.

>> No.21992186

>>21992125
She wasn't interested in it enough to continue with BDSP. PLA she was but ran out of time with her doing the off collab+busy in february

>> No.21992456
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I love Fauna

>> No.21992515
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>> No.21992632

>>21990770
Start by practicing 3 activities daily. One that makes you money. One that helps you socialize and go outside. And one that lets you express yourself.
Learn a marketable skill for the one that makes you money. If you like computers and stuff you can start this by getting one of those cheap Coursera or Udemy coding courses and start there. You won't make money at first but you'll slowly work towards a portfolio of code, or web pages, or whatever. This is just one option but I assume you like computers and shit. Could also be crypto but I assume you don't have much money to start this
Get a hobby to be a creative person. Could be drawing, singing, writing, making music, making a youtube channel. Something that makes you create content. You'll suck at first, but this already puts you way above the average consoomer. You'll start seeing the world way differently and you could even get lucky and earn money from here.
One to keep you in shape and/or meet people. I know, you are probably a sperg with low self esteem. But in these kind of environments people are supportive. Soccer, or trekking, or going to the gym will make you get out of your comfort zone and will force you to interact with people. It's a good way of meeting people and trust me no matter how much of a fat neckbeard you are, the fact that you are there already means you are trying and for the most part people respect you for it.

>B-but if I get a job I won't have time for all of this
I know. I am assuming you are a NEET mooching off your parents. The plan is to eventually land a job with the marketable skill or the artistic skill. You could do websites on fiverr, or art comissions, or idk. But training yourself to make money will make you eventually earn some money and quit NEETdom.


Also you don't have to go all out every day. But just doing even a little bit every day puts you way ahead of your average NPC and eventually you are going to make it.

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>> No.21993291

I bet Fauna's room smells really nice...

>> No.21993346

Fauna doko...

>> No.21993535

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/97105005

>> No.21993607

>>21993535
Woah, mama.

>> No.21993650

>>21992632
Even if it's an expensive Coursera course, they always have website wide discount codes you can find online that drop the price of any course you buy in the next week to like 12 dollars.

>> No.21993712

Is busting a nut to fauna more reasonable since she's absent

>> No.21993713

>>21993535
I didn't know Fauna loved Northernlion THAT much

>> No.21993920

>>21993291
It smells like Snail, think about it

>> No.21994017

>>21993920
True, a small room with two cats (one with stomach issues) is going to smell fucking awful no matter what.

>> No.21994076

>>21993650
I always pay between 10-15 dollars. And they are actually good courses. I've learned more on some Udemy courses than on college classes. It's literally the way to start becoming a dev. If I had known this shit I would have done that instead of going to college and wasting my time and money on a lot of bullshit.

>> No.21994248

>>21993535
>https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/97105005
Based. She was made for nursing handjobs.

>> No.21995263

The karaoke WILL be live. It WILL NOT be prerecorded.

>> No.21996307

>>21995263
I don't believe you.

>> No.21996520
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Lady Ceres

>> No.21996554

I miss cerese

>> No.21996836

fauna's soft voicepuss

>> No.21996968

>>21996836
Voicecoc

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>>21995263
sapling, don't lie to yourself

>> No.21999088
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Naughty green lamy

>> No.21999314

>>21990770
I wasn't in that exact same position, but hololive as a whole inspired me to improve my situation. Mostly to be able to support the girls and buy their merch, but I'm improving my health now too. A good work ethic got me an IT position long before my 0 years of experience and unrelated degree. Now is the best time to apply too. Dunno about your location, but there are still worker shortages here so people are begging for workers. Only downside is you might miss Fauna less, but every moment with her feels so much better

>> No.21999824

>>21990770
Won't give you my life story but I recently hit a breaking point and started to rethink a lot of my life. I've started to resent technology and my job and just mentally needed a break. Now I'm going outside more, eating more veggies, and enjoying the simple things in life. Might even take my first camping trip soon. Fauna telling us to get back to nature is really great advice.

>> No.22000574

>>21990770
I wonder if the saplings that got motivated by spore streams still go to the gym

>> No.22000714

>>22000574
They better be

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>> No.22002978

>>22002605
That makes me imagine what a Fauna built in terraria would look like

>> No.22003162

Are the member ASMR streams any different from the regular ones?

>> No.22003196

>>22003162
They are a hell of a lot more casual because she uses members as test subjects. They're pretty much zatsu

>> No.22003231

>>22003162
She’s a lot more open and willing to try new things
You get quite a bit of heartbeat asmr in them

>> No.22003325

>>22003196
>>22003231
Does she do any tapping? I kind of wish she’d incorporate that into her routine.

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>>22003162
they are still with the old 3dio if you consider the audio quality

>> No.22005022

>>22004666
even in other threads, Satan is a sapling

>> No.22005057

>>22004815
Sometimes I miss Fauna's apple, it's cute

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>> No.22006630

>>22006571
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.22007128

>>22006571
I'm gonna squeeeeeeeeeeb

>> No.22007181

>>22006571
Too big...

>> No.22007268

>>22007181
It's what she would like. Her ideal self has the biggest tits in council.

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>>22007268
the breast envy is not that serious

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Sunshine!

>> No.22008406

>>22008325
are

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>>22008406

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>>22008406

>> No.22008922

>>21990770
this desu, a neet ain't a worthy sapling

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Do you think she knows how sexy she is? She's almost Mio-tier in teasing us without trying

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>>22010073
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

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>>22010073
>Almost
Idk man, Mio just hits different even if Fauna is my oshi

>> No.22011056

>>22010073
She knows but I think it's also mostly unintentional.

>> No.22011480

>>22010073
I think all the rest of the EN fanbases lust more for their oshis than Saplings. Yes even Mumei's.

>> No.22011551

>>22011480
Hoomans seem to only hornypost when bored. Most of the time they’re crusading or some shit.

>> No.22011602

>>22010073
I want to be spoiled by Fauna more than I wanna fuck Fauna

>> No.22011947

I think Fauna is having a legitimate positive effect on me. It's stupid but her kind demeanor and wholesome streams have kind of restored my faith in humanity. I'm still a piece of shit but it really feels like I'm making progress toward growing and being happy thanks to her encouragement and advice. What the hell man.

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>>21947240
Would you?

>> No.22012224

>>22012075
I mean, she’s built for it and begging for it, so yes I would absolutely consume her.

>> No.22012276

>>22012075
It's basically a living Fauna Fleshlight so why not

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>>22012075
she is cute, sure

>> No.22015119
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when is fauna making arguably the only list that matters?

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I LOVE FAUNA

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>>22017418
delete your small pic

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I know its been a while since it happened, but the off-collab stories really made me smile. I hope Fauna can meet with Gura someday.

>> No.22017886

Ceres Fauna

>> No.22017912

>>22015119
permission to miss fauna so my face isn't BEET RED for the scripted asmr tonight?

>> No.22018050

>>22017912
Time traveler anon...

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>>22017912
mfw I see fauna wearing the b*ld cap again

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>> No.22024025

>>22018951
>Tfw it's a bald head slapping ASMR

>> No.22024128

>>22011602
this, and i want to spoil her and cuddle with her as well.

>> No.22024838

I feel bad as she really wants to use her Ku100 more than she is but her stupid apartments thin walls and/or neighbors using a shitty sound-bar and watching TV like boomers is ruining it, and she was so worried sounding that spooky coffee shop stream that hear screaming would be heard.
Maybe the area/apartment itself is nicer though. I just want her to be happy and comfortable expressing herself, like when she was teasing and joking around after the tier list saying her opinion was the only one that mattered. I hope she doesn't feel like she has to walk on eggshells.

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it is not yet this thread's time to die

>> No.22028360

>>22024838
The audio issues are awfully bad luck. You wouldn't pick up on these things before you're already moved in and have your whole setup ready and by then it's too late. I hope she'll find a working solution.

>> No.22029926

https://youtu.be/RIacQgpsC5s
prerecorded UUUs lets goo

>> No.22031665

>>22006571
God i love that smug expression on her face

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>>22029926

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>>22029926

>> No.22034521
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>its a premier
no real time fau...

>> No.22034950

Have someone ever mentioned Mio to Fauna? She's approaching the 50 mark on Getting Over It as well and this is a great opportunity for some JP/EN interaction.
I'm aware that they can't speak each other's language well, but anything would be cute.

>> No.22035571

>>22029926
>prerecorded
She hate us... .

>> No.22037370

I would like to eat a sapling...

>> No.22037786

>>22029926
Man this will feel weird if she try to talk with chat during the prerecorded

>> No.22039106

>>22024838
It's sad. She was planning the move for months to get a better recording room and the new place turns out to be worse for recording.

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>>22029926
I guess it's better than nothing, right?
And we have ASMR tomorrow.

>> No.22039138

if this fucking pre-recorded karaoke doesn't have a fakeout I'm going to riot

>> No.22040475

what are your thoughts on northernlion being faunas oshi?

>> No.22040532

>>22039106
>>22028360
I can only imagine how annoyed fauna is to have gone through the process of moving just to discover it's not ideal for fucking streaming, let alone ASMR. I'm hoping she just pads the walls with mattresses or something

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I would like to thank Fauna

>> No.22042421

>>22042346
Can you fuck off with this already?

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>>22042421
It was a personal ambition to beat her time, it's accomplished now

>> No.22042595

>>22042346
This post does not contain obligatory "I miss Fauna"

>> No.22042855

>>22042346
Based, only 5 wins left too
>>22042421
Retard.

>> No.22043960

>>22042421
Chill out seetheling

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Fauna soon
(relative to your whole lifetime)

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>> No.22045984

>>22045931
This but with the rest of council, gura, and reine

>> No.22046078

>>22045931
The predator senses weakness.

>> No.22046228

>>22040532
She talked about having soundproofing panels installed, but it would apparently be a big project and you would need to hire a professional to do it.

>> No.22046279

>>22045831
*aguhguhgrahllssssssgammmmhruuuup*

>> No.22046331

>>22046228
Considering she's probably just renting the place it's most likely not worth it. Unless she got actually bought this place, if that's the case, poor girl, she's stuck with this mess

>> No.22046351

>>22046279
translation: “mmmmm, babe toes”

>> No.22046370

>>22046331
I just want weekly asmr again...

>> No.22046640

>>22046370
Our best bet is that she does like Ame and decides to move yet again, but i really feel bad for her.

>> No.22046808

>>22046640
did ame really move twice? that would explain why i heard about her moving for so long. Part of me expects to hear that fauna's going to do the same if thats the case. Though the last move wasn't so bad in terms of slowing down content, she somehow still put out a fair bit even with the projects going on

>> No.22046922

Fauna has two elderly cats who get stressed easily. Moving constantly is not that easy.

>> No.22047218

>>22046808
I think she had a similar situation to Fauna too. Ame moved to a new place because it would be better for streaming, and it turned out to be worse than where she started.

>> No.22047330

>>22047218
You mean the termite-infested dump?

>> No.22047428

>>22047330
Yes.

>> No.22047584

>>22046640
Stop being a concernfag.

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>> No.22047963

>>22047584
>Stop caring about the girl you love
Never

>> No.22048162

>>22047584
How about you care about the people you love?

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Marriage with Lady Ceres...

>> No.22048295

>>22046370
Same…

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>>22045931
She loves us!

>> No.22049547

>>22048488
Always has.

>> No.22050074

I still want a cucking asmr stream

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>>22050074
End your life

>> No.22050706

>>22050074
And i want ASMR where Fauna gets beat up that then turns into an erotic rapey ASMR, but some things are best kept as fantasy

>> No.22050785

>>22050706
why?

>> No.22051006

>>22050785
Cause i love Fauna in my own way

>> No.22051306

>>22050706
This is a bad omen, and will somehow jinx todays karaoke

>> No.22051326

>>22048162
There's a difference between that and creating rrats in your head that only serve to make you more anxious for the sake of it.

>> No.22051378

>>22051326
Ogey

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>>22051378
rrat

>> No.22052025

oh now we're gonna fall off

>> No.22052873

https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1512487537809391620?s=19

>> No.22053530

>>22052873
I still don't know how i feel about this but I'll take it

>> No.22053638

>>22053530
Pre-recorded Fauna > No Fauna, it's not that complicated anon

>> No.22054142

>>22053530
For us VOD-chads it makes no difference either way

>> No.22054991

>>22053530
she's finding ways of doing content while being unable to livestream, you WILL enjoy it

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