TIC TOC GEN2FAGS

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/0kcph2.mp4
IT'S FUCKING OVER, NO GEN STAYS 5 FOREVER

[Anonymous No.]

Those are cute cats.

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It's Choco, who cares, it's not like she would ever do anything wrong

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No one is gonna spaz out over Choco-sensei.

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>>21928229
Cat bf

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>>21928229
She needs to find a man...

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>>21928229
Jokes on you its choco sensei

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He's a succubus, it is what it is.

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she literally left the archive untouched, that's how irrelevant it is.

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Gachi?

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>>21928229
>Choco
Yeah we know, she talks about her terrible dating life on streams.
She had a date with a salaryman last year that took her out to a shitty chain restaurant, made her pay then asked her to fill up his car before dropping her home

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>>21928372
If only cat men were real…

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>>21928444
A fan wouldn’t do this…

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>>21928444
based

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>>21928229
it was me sorry

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>>21928444
Holy shit.

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>>21928444
What a fag, choco rm has a good body (idk her face) why japs treat her like this?

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>>21928444
What a chad

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>>21928493
idk if I had a date with Choco-sen I'd take her to a proper nice establishment but I'm poor as shit and she makes bank so I'd at least ask to split the bill
Asking for fuel money is just petty tho, he probably knew it was fucked and decided to get his money's worth

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>>21928229
Why is a cat calling her

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>>21928444
Damn son

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>>21928577
She's pretty so she gets cat called all the time

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>>21928229
Rushia would not have been fired if she kept silent.

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>>21928603
/thread

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>>21928229
Everyone is well aware about Choco's dating life and doesn't care since she isn't pretending to be some pure vestal virgin like Rushia was. Also I'd personally fill her womb with my baby batter if you know what I mean

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>>21928444
CHAD. Who cares about social norms?

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>>21928229
Why are all her contacts cats?

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>>21928633
Duh

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>>21928603
ba dum tshh

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>>21928652
>Also I'd personally fill her womb with my baby batter if you know what I mean
you lost me

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>>21928229
You know every fans of hers want her to find a decent man for a long time, right?

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>>21928229
See how quickly she solved the problem?

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>>21928229
Sorry, that was me.
>>21928444
This too.

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It's fucking choco, most of her fans want her to get married to me

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>>21928229
That cat? He's me.
>>21928444
I am a salarycat.

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>>21928750
i believe in you anon

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>>21928787
I don't believe you post paws faggot

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>Choco
>The one holo that people know her dating life is shit
>The one holo that people want for her to find a decent guy
Nothingburger unless she murdered a dude, next yab?

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>>21928750
>Kishida will finally open the border on friday this week
>This call
Go anon, go! No one can stop you now

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Man says 'Hello' to Choco, she just says sorry and carries on like nothing happened. Should've had her handle Rushia's shit. Also yeah, it's Choco. Only person with a shittier dating life than her is Utako.

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>>21928750
Ganbatte, anonchama!

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>>21928652
is this still on sale??

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>>21928229
>trying to get a dating yab out of choco

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>>21928652
>Also I'd personally fill her womb with my baby batter if you know what I mean
I'm usually good at this, but this one has gone over my head. What do you mean?

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It's Choco
I don't think anyone is really bothered by this

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>>21928229
>stream was 3 days ago
>archive privated
>literally no one wrote any articles or complained on twitter
Unironically a nothingburger. I guess no one cares about this hag.

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>>21928564
My guy the second you ask to split the bill the most you're getting out of Choco is a pity hand job and then she will never call your ass back.

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>>21929005
"Literally who?"

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>>21928946
Let's take a poll then.

Is OP a faggot?

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>>21928229
gachi?

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>>21929005
He's not a hag for a few months yet anon, she's a stale cake
I love stale cake, I'd love to soften her up with some cream

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It’s a tragedy that Choco isn’t married already

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>>21928229
It's TICK TOCK you ESL fucking retard

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>>21929019
Pity handjob is further than I've ever gotten desu, would be a victory

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>>21929039
Doesn't she still have a few years to be a hag?

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>>21929005
Anon... It's the lastest stream right in her channel. The vod isn't even edited.

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>>21928229
Spoonfeeding for newfag dramafaggot
>One guy she dated took her to a pachinko parlor on their second date
>One guy she dated took her to karaoke, oogled her tits the whole time then asked her to have his kids
>One guy took Choco to a restaurant, tried to not only split the bill for the food but also split the receipt of his petrol stop the previous day
Source: Chocostars collab from back in July 2020

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>>21928444
At least list out the other 2 failed dates she talked about
>One guy she dated took her to a pachinko parlor and asked if she could buy him extra pachinko balls
>One guy she dated took her to karaoke, all he did was stare at her tits and at the end of the date asked her to bear his children

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>>21929005
>no one cares about this hag
I do, just in time for Japan to open too. I'll fly to Nip land and find her a real good man: ME.

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>>21929124
depending on sauce she's either 27 or 29

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>>21929144
>>21929161
second one was me

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>>21929041
Japanese men unironically fell for the 3DPD meme. They are a dying race.

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>>21929161
I can confirm that 90% of this board would be the karaoke guy

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>>21929144
>>21929161
>>21929231
I was karaoke guy, I sang Sono chi no sadame 9 times.

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>>21929130
Ah, you are right, there is another archive from this same game privated from 3 days ago, I thought it was the same. Let's see if this blows up then.

https://youtu.be/lSO7epXGONY?t=3550

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>>21929005
The stream was a few hours ago and it's still there, completely unedited
https://youtu.be/lSO7epXGONY?t=3552
It was privated for a bit but then unprivated again, probably since nothing bad was shown

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>>21929304
If singing that 9 times over didn't get you laid then Choco is a hard nut to crack.

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>>21929031

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Thoughts on RJ277717?

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>>21928229
Tick Tock OP SEAnigger chama. You are obviously a newfag if you think this is an issue. Now go and hang yourself you dramafag.

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>>21929356
The archive was once privated, but released later unedited. So they think it's fine.

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God I want to jizz inside her...

[Anonymous No.]

>one time she slept for 24+ hours (probably more than once I don't remember)
>spent 20+ hours farming endermen in minecraft
>spends 18+ hours in grindy games more often than not
I can fix her.

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>>21928229
Sorry anon that was me, I'm planning to have hot steamy sex with her later

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>>21929667
>Choco lives the same lifestyle I do
>Plays teh same games I do
>She's a pretty girl and I'm an obese neckbeard
Damn the universe is cruel

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>>21929667
I'd be fixing her now if she picked up the fucking phone. I told her when to not stream

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ohhh nyooo choco

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A nothing burger, but I wish it were true.
I want choco to get married, start a family and be happy, but the Japanese are retarded.

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>>21929144
>>21929161
The one that made her feel bad
>Goes out with a guy
>She really likes him
>She finds out the guy is cheating on his girlfriend with her.

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>>21928229

do cat pictures mean bfs?

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>>21929902
I don't have a girlfriend to cheat on, I WILL SAVE HER

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>>21929946
Anything can if you’re obsessed with NTR.

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>>21930031
Surprised we haven't had a Mutt in here chucking around their favourite fetish yet.

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>>21929161
>One guy she dated took her to karaoke, all he did was stare at her tits and at the end of the date asked her to bear his children
damn are you telling me doing this doesn't work?

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>>21930159
you gotta wait until the second date to do that last part duh

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>>21929946
yes. if the caller said mother with a photo of her mother its most likely a coverup for her secret man that rails her every night.

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>>21928652
She also sold her own wedding ring merch months after she had talked about her past dates.
Note that it looks like something someone could actually wear instead of looking like a toy.

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>>21930262
That's sad :( for whomever ends up with them

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>>21930232
I thought it was the third date, or do you simply ask on the second before trying on the third?

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>>21928652
im unaware, put the spoon in my mouth

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ABE LET ME IN
I MUST SAVE CHOCOSEN WHILE SOME OF HER EGGS STILL LIVE

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>>21929533
Probably privated to make sure she wasn't leaking anyone's name.

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What Choco does when she's off the clock is her own business but this reflects kinda poorly on Cover. Choco must have been using her personal phone for the game while her work phone was doing face capture. Management should have anticipated this scenario and made a little checklist to go over with their talents in advance of any streams more complicated than Minecraft. Rushia's a retard but I'm sure she would have been fine if management had just hammered it into her pea-sized brain to MAKE A SEPARATE WINDOWS ACCOUNT FOR YOUR VTUBER ACTIVITIES DO NOT HAVE PERSONAL SHIT ON THERE AND GET A FUCKING IPAD IF YOU NEED TO KEEP TABS ON YOUR NON-WORK RELATED CONTACTS WHILE STREAMING. Vtubers should never end up in these situations in the first place because they are so easy to avoid.

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>>21930355
READ NIGGA READ

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>>21928860
I think Ange is worse, at least Choco goes on dates.

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>>21930480
Ange is a special case, she's a NTR fag and wants a BF just so he'll cheat on her

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>>21930480
I WILL SAVE ANGE FROM HER VIRGINITY

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>>21930526
You could date Ange and just fuck Toko or Lize or both even, pick your poison in front of her and she'd be cool with it...

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>>21930431
>MAKE A SEPARATE WINDOWS ACCOUNT FOR YOUR VTUBER ACTIVITIES
How would have that changed anything? The reason why she had mafumafu added on her holo discord was because she's too lazy to make a separate account just to voice chat with one guy. She would have done it anyways.

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>>21930526
thinking man's fetish

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>>21930587
I would cheat on Ange cause I know that's what she wants and would make her happy but I'd fuck Emma August

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>>21929144
Choco seems to have terrible taste in men.

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>>21930587
>>21930526
That's reverse NTR. I think she wants to fuck some bull while you watch. Good luck with that and shalom.

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>>21930431
>>21930615
What's worse is that a leaked discord screencap from a year ago showed she had Mafumafu in her contact and she did nothing to fix it.

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>>21929161
Official /vt/ date style

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>>21930477
alright i fucking read but holy fuck choco openly talks about going on dates while in hololive? this is fucking new to me

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>>21930644
Damn I have a chance then

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>>21930636
The one sane man in this thread.

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>>21930644
that's a good thing for this board

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>>21930644
my time to take her out on a shitty date just to rawdog her in every hole

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>>21930683
Ange has spoken at length about that whole topic and the anons you replied to got the details right.

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>>21930636
Adult or cunny form?

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OK /vt/ (You) got a date with Choco-sensei, what do?

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>>21928229
nothingburger

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>>21930615
>she had mafumafu added on her holo discord
Didn't know that. Well it still falls under
MAKE A SEPARATE ACCOUNT FOR YOUR VTUBER ACTIVITIES
and more generally
KEEP NON-WORK RELATED COMMS ON A SEPARATE DEVICE

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>>21930856
Copious amounts of sex.

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>>21930856
first question is ask her if she has any STDs, because i would like to forgo condoms. then ask if she's tried it in the shitter yet

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>>21930856
Raw sex with nakadashi everyday.

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>>21930739
It was pretty much just that stream. It also gave us Oga's story on an ex that nearly choked him to death and resulted in him losing a VA gig

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>>21930967
>It also gave us Oga's story on an ex that nearly choked him to death and resulted in him losing a VA gig
Me btw

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>>21930889
>KEEP NON-WORK RELATED COMMS ON A SEPARATE DEVICE
She was doing that for the longest time because it's easy to use those personal accounts from a separate phone, but when it came to playing apex with the alien, she was doing something she only does as a vtuber and had to use her PC for it.

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>>21930856
Time to show off my DDR skills

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>>21930856
We'll go to McDonald's and I will force her to eat 20 nuggies in one go, no soda allowed.

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>>21930967
I remember she talked about her high school dating life in a different stream as well

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>>21930856
Ogle her tits, then begin masturbating in front of her

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>>21930856
go to a dino museum with her and then rawdog her behind one of the exhibitions

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>>21930644
I guarantee that they were all ikemen.

If she just dated your average Taro salarymen she would have found at least one sane guy with a normal job, normal hobbies and not a complete 100% sperg.

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>>21930967
And Shien's having a girl at a con corner him and angrily The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku at him

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>choco
Nothingburger. Rather, I hope she finds a decent guy soon so she can get married. She deserves to be happy.

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>>21930856
A coffee or some shit
I'm an awkward fuck and terrible at making conversations, unless she has developed the autism to deal with people like Aqua we would probably never see each other again.

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>>21930856
I introduce her to clicker games.

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>>21928229
>Lazy quick edit on archive
>It’s over
>No one cares
I guess she’s open about being a whore

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>>21929144
idk about those stories, but i heard her say one of her bfs or something stole her money.

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>>21931094
>Pretty girl
>Dating 5/10 guys
Her womb will dry up before she will ever agree to this.

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>>21930856
Go for coffee and then go walking or to a park or something. I'm obviously not from Japan so I would probably want to do touristy shit and just see the sights

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>>21929144
>>21931184
>>21931094
what if she's a fucking psycho on the dates?

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>>21930967
Any vod for the stream or is it lost?

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>>21930856
I'm a total clutz and idiot so hopefully that triggers her motherly instincts

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>>21931178
Her character is a succubus, besides the fact that Hololive is too big to have this shit really impact them nowadays, it'd be a shocker if Choco didn't have relationships at one point in her life.
Even if they went over as comically horrible as they all did. I wonder where she even finds these guys.

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Unicorns are the Iraqi WMDs of idol culture.

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>>21931322
>Her character is a succubus
No it's not.

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>>21931322
>Her character is a succubus
She's a demon.

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>>21931322
Her character is actually a semen demon.

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>>21931322
Dating game is apparently awful in Japan.

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>>21931263
she isnt. she just fucking sucks at choosing men or she only attracts very shitty men

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>>21931290
It should still be up but I can't find it. It's from around June of 2020

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>>21931340
i am sorry to hear that you literally are to mentally retarded to read words anon. i hope you die quickly

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>>21930856
Touristy shit
It's all new to me so I can be really excited about it, gives us something to talk about and she's probably seen it all before but not been in a long time so it's familiar enough to keep her relaxed
Then sweaty awkward sex in the back seat of a rented Toyota Crown

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>>21931322
I think a most of them were blind dates set up by friends.

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>>21931029
But again, this falls under the advice to make separate accounts. Have a separate Windows account for Rushia, and log into Discord as Rushia ONLY on that account (plus her work phone when she's not streaming). On her personal Windows account she can do whatever the fuck she wants, play Apex with alien, voice chat with alien on her personal Discord account, even have photo of her and alien as the wallpaper. She could have set this up in less than ten minutes at the very beginning and saved herself a lot of grief. This is the kind of stuff management should anticipate and go over during an orientation.

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>>21931223
An average guy would be more likely to stay loyal, help out around the house, not be broke, etc. He's not going to waste the opportunity to get an 8/10 girl.
An 8/10 guy can do whatever he wants and can just get another, younger 8/10 girl.

It's basically like the song says
>If you want to have a happy life, marry an ugly wife
except husband instead of wife.

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>>21931622
Yeah but anon you see that's too "controlling" and only a black company would do that.
Half the people expect the company to not have any control at all and others expect them to install surveillance cameras in their talent's apartments and forcibly take them to therapists.

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I like how you guys just want to wife her instead of seething because i feel the same

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>>21928229
Lol Choco is as irrelevant as it gets with Hololive. Don't go pretending like 95% of this board even watches her regularly.

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>>21930856
Give her a blank check and leave. She wants a guy with big wallet, rest are just bonus points

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>>21931635
Yes, but both men and women all aim much higher than they deserve.
I bet you would never date a fat uggo, unless you are a 30+ virgin and have no choice.

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And then people wonder why no one watches Holoshit anymore, Nijisanji hasn't had a yab in almost 4 years lmaooooooooooo

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>>21931901
I am 30+ and I still refuse no one deserves to wake up next to a fat piece of shit every day

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>>21931058
Make her drink 3 large sodas afterwards, then punch her in the gut and laugh at her throwing up.

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>>21931797
>Half the people expect the company to not have any control at all
These are the people who browse nasty porn on their work laptop and are shocked when it pops up during an important presentation

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>>21931960
>Nijisanji hasn't had a yab in almost 4 years lmaooooooooooo
Nipple porn.

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>>21931879
>She wants a guy with big wallet
Even a low tier holo makes more than your average salaryman.

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Is she going to get fired?
Who's going to be the go to holo for mindless grind in minecraft?

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>>21931873
I do and I'm 95% of /vt/

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>>21931960
hey shitposterkun i think you could have better luck farming yous in
>>21925226

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>>21928444
>>21929161
While these are all of course based they played their hand too fast. To a woman like Choco the most precious resource on planet earth is time. Every second is a second closer to infertility and eternal damnation as a lonely, childless spinster. People like this are highly susceptible to the Sunk Cost Fallacy whereby they reason that an increasingly deteriorating situation is still worth investing more of a given resource (money, time, etc.) into because they cannot accept cutting bait and losing the resources that they have already invested. The more valuable the resource the stronger the effect of the sunk cost fallacy.
So you play the game for a while, maybe even a year. Then you slowly start treating her like shit and draining more and more out of her. She'll notice the change and maybe even be unhappy, but in her mind she's calculating all of the time, emotion, and energy that she has invested. She will eventually come to justify and excuse your actions and behavior rather than confront the reality of returning to square one and utter, abject loneliness.

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>>21928372
That man? Me.

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>>21931960
You're not meant to throw the entire fishing rod in.

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>>21931901
2 things.
One, I said she should just date average japs not ugly. It's just a quote from a funny song that has some truth to it.

Two, there's a difference between fat and ugly.
Ugly people can't help being born ugly, fat people just don't have any discipline or self control so they would be horrible partners but an ugly person could still be a sweet person.

So yes, I would date a 5/10.

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>>21932253
maybe on other boards, but the fish here are pretty desperate

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>>21928750
All the shark blessings to you, anon, go and make that woman happy, she deserves it.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh jesas she's desperate for some cock
Too bad she's too picky

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>>21929946

[Anonymous No.]

do you think they let me in if i put
"trying to find,date and then marry Chocosensei"
as my reason for visiting japan?

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>>21928444
Based salaryman blessed by trips

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>>21930856
Play Smash Bros with her

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>>21932457
Abe will personally shake your hand at the airport when you land.

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>>21932033
Choco will not say no to an easy life.

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>>21932457
I don't think that's a real job, sadly.

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>>21929231
I'm a fucking normie and I've done that.
We're all still cavemen monkeys on the inside. How good are her real tits though?

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I don't think anyone cares but holy shit why do they still not have phones for just work

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>>21930856
I'd take her to one of those Yakuza run rip off bars on a date and then when the bill comes I'd strike up a deal in private with the operator so they pressure her to pay the bill while I slip away. I'd call her the next day and ask if she wants to go out again.

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>>21931960
>No one watches
Anonchama, go to catalog ctrl+f /#/ and come back to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>21932538
She has spent 30+ hours this week playing Core Keeper on stream. It's not like her current life is particularly stressful.

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>>21932510
anon i have some bad news for you...
Abe-sama graduated
>>21932568
fuck man, i will become one of those decorative white people japanese companies hire if it allows me to marry Chocosen

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>>21929144
>>21929161
>Dramafags that are so new they try to start drama about Choco of all people
Sad! Everyone knows Choco is highly sought after. They don't even know about the time Choco got stalked by an ojisan live
https://files.catbox.moe/68krvx.mp4

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>>21928823
even if she murdered someone he probably deserved it

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>>21932948
Did Mafumafu get him too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21928229
no one gonna translate the moon runes? who tf is in her contacts

[Anonymous No.]

>>21933158
they're all me

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>>21933082
No, Abe graduated, he wasn't fired.

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>>21928229
>he religiously watches japanisu only since he doesn't want to support muh degen western whores
>he gets cucked anyway
LMAOOOOO you cant make this shit up, so much for le glorious trad nipponese waifus, honestly weebs straight up deserve it at this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>21933082
he realized that its harder to get nips to fuck than it is to get pandas to fuck so he graduated to go on a holly dicking crusade and single-handedly save japan

[Anonymous No.]

>>21933236
>no new ID

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>>21933288
anon... your observation reps... theyll never let you into the dept at this rate...

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>>21933158
>https://files.catbox.moe/0kcph2.mp4

i can translate it.

the one saying moshimoshi is a man but since it only indicates "◎", which is his name, you cant assume anything from that literally. kouji seems to be her male friend, but his last message ”なるほど!ありがとうございます” is too formal, so its not her close person. hanamaru is a non gendered nickname, kuronekoyamato is just the japanese fedex.

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>>21930856

i am a kaigai nikki so i would seduce her all night long and make sure to impregnate her on our first date.

After that I'll have to leave the country because Japan btw.

[Anonymous No.]

>Good looking
>Cute
>Sexy
>Interested in games and other otaku hobbies
>Finantially stable
Its unfathomable to me that Choco is still single. At this point i have to assume she's turning men down because she wants to find a nice, wealthy individual to date with the intention of marrying.

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>>21933898
She just have high standards

[Anonymous No.]

>>21933898
Thats exactly what she is doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>21928603
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>21933898
Didn't you see that man who confessed to her having flowers? If she turns down I can guess she is self-sabotaging her own good suitors. Basically either she has really high standards or she just wants to date people

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>>21928603
I know this is a joke, but this reminded me about the story of Choco and Matsuri walking.
>Choco and Matsuri are walking
>A guy suddenly runs across the street
>Says "I'm sorry but you're really pretty, would you like to go out with me?"
>Masturi starts answering
>The guy ignores and walks past Matsuri to Choco
>Choco is surprised but turns him down nicely
>Matsuri is just standing there surprised that the guy ignored her

[Anonymous No.]

>>21930262
Oof. Now that's fucked up KEK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21935200
What's fucked up about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21933898
>>21934032
>>21934035
>>21934703
These are her "high standards"
>Have a stable full-time job
>Doesn't mind PDA and initiates it first
>Stands up for her
>No smokers
>No extreme debt
>No gambling addicts
>Doesn't mind letting her sleep in once in a while
>Wants to buy a house
>Has a car

[Anonymous No.]

>>21929403
I'm a bad singer

[Anonymous No.]

>>21930856
Not go on a date with her because I'm not into sluts. Though I'd wish her and her future well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21935434
second and third points basically crosses out every japanese male

>>No gambling addicts
says the gacha addict

[Anonymous No.]

>>21935434
Why doesn't she marry me, then? Do I have to be Japanese...

[Anonymous No.]

>>21935434
Ludicrous demands, there's no chance of letting her sleep with all the sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>21929144
All me

[Anonymous No.]

>>21933898
She is single because she is desperate and most likely the type of men she is into take advantage of her desperation.
Needs to leave her comfort zone with men and also willing to settle with less.
Her standards may be unrealistic as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21935522
Who is your oshi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21935764
Don't have one. Just a clipfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21935652
lol eop brain

its quite opposite. her standards are way low. theres a clip where shes talking about it in japanese but probably the en clips dont exist since shes unpopular among eops.

[Anonymous No.]

It's choco, not only coco's fans want her to have a successful romantic life, but even those outside of the fanbase.
The day I see Choco happily married is the day I'll shed a true tear of joy for someone other than myself and my oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>21935434
Her standards aren't that high when you consider her level of wealth. I meet all of them, except PDA, and I've never have or will get a GF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21928229
Break his kneecaps! Break his kneecaps! Choco belongs to me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21935569
>says the gacha addict
There's a difference between gacha and gambling so much you end up owning money to the Yakuza.
>>21935585
>Do I have to be Japanese...
No, her sister married a foreigner. So her family and her don't mind foreigners.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't know about the other fags but I'm sending her a rainbow SC when she announces her marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is the quintessential example of how /vt/ are a bunch of losers
What's stopping you fucks to go there and claim her for yourselves? You cannot be worse than these fellas that actually convinced her to go in a date with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>21936365
Find me a way to enter Japan then smartass. You cant get in even with a permanent work visa

[Anonymous No.]

>>21928899
Nope, sale period for it ended around mid March. Maybe you can find it once it's been printed but you'd be paying extra

[Anonymous No.]

>>21936365
>Why a bunch of /v/irgins can't just go there and claim a wealthy hot woman no local ikemen can satisfy
Yeah, I wonder why. Also, Japan is closed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21936005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBgHBbGMVno

[Anonymous No.]

>>21936400
Source?
Last time I saw the news you could come in but had to quarantine for 14 days

[Anonymous No.]

>>21932387
I'm going to steal Korone's boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21928652
Can't wait for mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21935434
What's PDA?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21936365
I don't speak conversational Japanese and she doesn't speak conversational English
I might as well buy a Thai wife, we'll have the same level of connection

[Anonymous No.]

>>21932387
You forgot Pekora and Goro-nyan

[Anonymous No.]

>>21929667
Last time she said she slept for about 36 hours, maybe just waking up for some food and restroom and going back to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

Why didn't she just put the phone on DND?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21936719
Public displays of affection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21936819
Eh I'd struggle but I wouldn't be embarrassed to be seen with her unlike several of my past gfs so I'd give it a go

[Anonymous No.]

>>21928860
>Also yeah, it's Choco. Only person with a shittier dating life than her is Utako.
Does turning into a hag make you a shotacon out of a perversion of not having children or was she always like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21929144
>One guy she dated took her to a pachinko parlor on their second date
What's wrong with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21935434
>own a small business
>more than done
>done
>never smoked
>student loans easy to manage
>I bet $50 on black one time
>I work most days so I won't know the difference
>already own a home
>4 cars and 2 motorcycles
Bros... am I Choco-sensei's ideal man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21930856
Depends, am I healthy or am I in my current state?
Currently I'm sick so I'd tell her to wait till I'm better because I don't want her to be sick nor do I want her seeing me coughing out blood
If I'm healthy then a date to a nice restaurant, maybe watch a movie or go out to a zoo/museum, her choice.
Now if I feel confident enough then I'd prepare the food and have a good meal at my house but that requires some heads up to any allergies and other things she doesn't eat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21936964
Anonchama, why are you not married yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21936504
>chink shit
zhang..

idk how chinks translated it but all of those are literally super low requirements. shes not talking anything about money or look. or cant you even have a car license, xiong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21937111
I'm 31 and I live in a pretty small town. There's not a whole lot of opportunities to meet single girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21936768
Excuses
If you really wanted you would have gone and made it happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>21928229
oh so this is why she didn't answer

[Anonymous No.]

>>21929144
>>One guy she dated took her to karaoke, oogled her tits the whole time then asked her to have his kids
That's me right there

[Anonymous No.]

>>21936595
The source is the government of Japan closing borders to everyone because of covid
You can take it up to debate with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>21936911
Well...Choco kissed her grade school nephew on the lips.

>>21936933
The guy spent all his money and told her to buy him more balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21929144
>tried to not only split the bill for the food
Wait is that actually a no-no on the first date, my roommate talked about insisting to do so but his date said no she then brought this up for no reason during an argument over something completely

[Anonymous No.]

>>21937210
I'll marry you if you give me a bike

[Anonymous No.]

>>21930856
Get her to show me around and don't say one (1) word the entire date, allowing her to babble and babble and babble. Really, women love to listen to themselves. Younger ones think you are an easy beta but older females will LUST

[Anonymous No.]

>>21930967
what kinky shit is oga into wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>21935434
Fit the bill aside from the debt but I'm about to finish paying it this month so I should be good, once my credit gets cleared I'm also going house hunting too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21937352
If we're getting married you're riding pillion and you're gonna grab my waist properly

[Anonymous No.]

>>21931981
>>21931058

I'll be honest, i'm a dude but if some bro invited me to do that i would gladly accept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21929771
You can fix the obese part at the very least anon. Ganbare!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21936964
no that's me

[Anonymous No.]

>>21935434
Might as well add 2 meter tall and muscular to the list since Japanese men are ruled out already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21937428
There's a rrat that the girl who did that to him is Chloe. That's why there's that clip if him saying to be careful with girls like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21937210
You need to go out of town a bit more anon.
You can still make it, I'mmalready dying so I already gave up

[Anonymous No.]

>>21929161
Man, I suck at life. I can't even imagine doing this to someone, not that anyone would let me even accept my invitation anyway...

[Anonymous No.]

>>21931960
Roa come back...

[Anonymous No.]

>>21937509
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>21928229
Who know whoring yourself is the best way to avoid yab?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21937285
t. voices in your head

[Anonymous No.]

>>21937982
her yab will be when she announces that she ran out of eggs

[Anonymous No.]

kek this is supposed to be "a yab" thread right?

[Anonymous No.]

>when nijikek trying too hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>21935434
Aside from the first one I can match all of those. Still studying to be an accountant. Student debt isn't horrid outside of the US.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21937324
GOD I WISH THAT WAS MEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>21933898
>At this point i have to assume she's turning men down because she wants to find a nice, wealthy individual to date with the intention of marrying.

Without realizing it, you just did a summary about the majority of japanese women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21935251

Rushia deja vu

[Anonymous No.]

>>21933898
That could unironically be me as I am very wealthy... but I am not Japanese. White males are fine though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21938012
>From 0:00 am (JST) December 2, 2021, as emergency precautionary measure from a preventive perspective against coronavirus variant Omicron (B.1.1.529), validity of visas already issued by December 2, 2021 are suspended except for those issued for the holders of status of residence as “Spouse or Child of a Japanese National”, “Spouse or Child of a Permanent Resident” or “Diplomat”. Please refer to 4. Suspension of visa validity below for further information.
>from japans official government website
What do your voices tell you anon? Because mine say japan is closed and no visa you have will help you

[Anonymous No.]

>>21937324
That kid is definitely developing an interest in older woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21935434
I AM IN

I WILL IMPREGNATE CHOCO

[Anonymous No.]

>>21935434
AH FUCK LET ME IN ABE SHE'S 3 YEARS OLDER THAN ME AND I BARELY SPEAK ANY JAPANESE BUT I'LL MAKE IT WORK

[Anonymous No.]

>>21936933
Watching a dude sitting in front of a pachinko machine for 2 hours is an amazing date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21928229
I wish Choco sensei got laid. I'll supa her some money so she can take a guy out for dinner.

[Anonymous No.]

>Vshojo talks about dating
“WHORE WHORE WHORE”
>Choco talks about dating
“I WILL MARRY CHOCO”

What the hell is wrong with holobronies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21938669
Hello braindead clipnigger, vshojo talks about slurping cum and having their asses eaten out
If you can find me Choco talking about anything that vshojo does I'll stop calling you retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21938669
It's okay if it's hololive

[Anonymous No.]

>>21938669
rule 1, be attractive
rule 2, be japanese

[Anonymous No.]

I can't take it anymore, I NEED to marry Choco.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21938669
>Vshojo
I WATCHED A GUY JERK OFF AND HE CAME ON MY FACE
>Choco
I went on a date with a guy and he made me put super unleaded in his kei car

[Anonymous No.]

>>21935434
You forgot:
>being tall
>being handsome
>being rich

[Anonymous No.]

>>21928229
Lurk moar. The four (or five?) times that I've seen /vt/ have a "Which vtuber do you actually wish would a boyfriend/husband?" the replies have been around half "Choco" and half everyone else combined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21928229
Unironically, I think a lot of people would accept it Choco found a good boyfriend that makes her happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>21938669
Vshojo are whores that just want money and dick, Choco seems wants love and commitment.

I wouldn't date her though because I'm a unicorn and Choco is used goods but at least she's not a single mom talking about getting cum in her eyes or a cheating slut.

[Anonymous No.]

Choco and Luna are about the 2 holos I want the most to get married to a great guy that can take care of them. Especially Luna’s frail ass. She need a househusband to pamper the shit outta her

[Anonymous No.]

>>21939001
>househusband
To a hikkineet? How is that going to work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21935434
>Make 70k
>I will literally initiate affection at all times
>Yes, I'm 6'1
>No drugs
>Nope
>Unless investments count :^]
>No problem, she's a streamer and I fast through breakfast anyway
>Own house
>Own car outright
Lads, I'm in. Unless already being a divorced man is an issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21938396
How? Choco did not pretend to be androphobic and call her viewers her very real boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21928229
she deserves a good husband honestly

[Anonymous No.]

>>21939045
Holo’s make bank so theoretically Husband wouldn’t have to work. Just take care of them. Maybe have a small partirme job

[Anonymous No.]

>>21939117
>Unless already being a divorced man is an issue
Yes, you are used goods

[Anonymous No.]

>>21938669
>whore
vs
>desperate cakes
There is a difference between crass, sexual dating stories, and humorous, past dating stories that make good conversation stories, even to the opposite sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21938398
London

[Anonymous No.]

>>21939045
Runa pays the bills, I cook, clean and spend her streams fiddling with cars as my actual profession is diesel mechanic

[Anonymous No.]

There are only a few holos who I actually want to find a good man and Choco is one of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>21938398
Please be in Houston.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21935860
this, none of the girls are oshi worthy
the only possible argument would be for Mio
but even Aqua of all fucking people has her yab

[Anonymous No.]

>>21935434
How shitty is Japan's dating pool that she can't find someone like this? I mean I've heard stories, but it can't be that bad, right? These criteria seem pretty average.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21939215
Fuck, my roastie wee wee is never going to know true love from a woman...

[Anonymous No.]

>>21939310
Japanese women shop around till they hit the wall
Japanese men either fuck 200 girls a year then pick one to marry at 25 or are herbivores that never marry
Women apporaching the wall desperately seek a long term partner after 28 years of fucking around
Men worth marrying, well they're married. So Choco has to try her luck with the cream of the herbivore males.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21928229
Nigga it's Choco. She's open about the fact that she's a cake looking for love and goes on dates oftrn. The complete opposite of Rushia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21938398
Where do I find wealthy women interested in tall white men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21939480
Everywhere in the world except western countries

[Anonymous No.]

>>21939480
Everywhere except in the west. White women rather fuck dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21939152

You don't need to be a Rushia to become one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21939214
>>21939245
Look morons. No woman is going to hook up with a dude that makes LESS than they do.

[Anonymous No.]

Choco will unironically fuck any man for the right amount of money

[Anonymous No.]

>>21939590
How has Choco become Rushia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21939616
Which is why most of these successful streamer types will probably die alone, it's a shame but ti's how it is
They want to be provided for and have an easy life but it's extremely unlikely they'll find a successful man willing to take on a hag versus some 19yo minor league model

[Anonymous No.]

>>21939590
anon we told you not to throw the whole fishing rod in

[Anonymous No.]

>>21939616
In 2022? Hell yeah they will

[Anonymous No.]

>>21939616
Who's gonna make more than a holo? CEO of a company?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21939616
That's a harsh truth

[Anonymous No.]

>>21939515
>>21939589
Fuck it, guess I'm looking for a seadog princess like Reine

[Anonymous No.]

>>21939616
if you're attractive and charismatic they will; trophy husbands are a thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>21939616
Hags absolutely will. Younger women probably won’t.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21939616
And that's why career women are so lonely. Man will happily marry a girl who works at McDonalds if she's nice but a woman won't even acknowledge the existence of a guy like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21939846
Yea all 1% of the male population. You better look like gigachad or an 80's action movie star.

[Anonymous No.]

>Rushia having a BF is... LE BAD
>Choco having a BF is... LE GOOD
God I hate Holoniggers
You are the biggest hypocritical rodents that exist.
>Both are old girls, both capitalize similar trades (GFE and EroASMR)

Face it, YOU ARE BRAND WORSHIPPERS. Brainless, soulless, brand brand worshippers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21935434
That's a lie
She wants to marry some kaigainiki richfag like her sister did

[Anonymous No.]

>>21939804
>seadog princess like Reine
Are you that ugly that you would have to lower your standards so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21939959
This argument would work if the argument was

>NonHolo…LeBad
>Choco…LeGood

Tf you on Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21939979
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>21939804
>marrying as white male into asian business clan
Dude, you'll get a pair of nice concrete boots faster than you say selamat siang to her father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21939959
who is your oshi anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21939959
>Rushia having a BF is... LE BAD
>Choco having a BF is... LE GOOD
Exactly. Rushia told us she's our gf and we're her bf and that's it.
Choco never said that, Choco is just a hag who's desperate to love someone

[Anonymous No.]

>>21939979
No I just like money
At least Reine has a fun personality to make up for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21939979
If We’re talking equal standards…

Ollie>>>>>>>>>>>>>Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>21939959
Choco doesn't have a BF, anon. She has many many BFs and no one simps for her, they just coom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21940028
They're gonna need to throw a whole yakuza against a single average western dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21940108
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>This shitty bait thread hit bump limit
>300 posts of civil discussion about Choco and her love life (or rather, lack thereof)
Damn the fans really do reflect the oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>21939858
As Patrice put it, it's the King and Queen system.
A king can go out and marry a toothless hooker sleeping behind a bar and she instantly becomes the baddest bitch in all the land. Everyone has to respect her.
But a queen cannot do that. Her husband would still be a nobody and a laughingstock if she did that.
Men can elevate the status of women, women cannot elevate the status of men.
Which is why men don't care about how much women make but women care a whole lot about what men make.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21939804
>Implying that a princess of her age isn't already married to some rich influential SEAnigg
Anon, women like her are getting engaged as soon as they hit puberty

[Anonymous No.]

>>21940302
>women like her were engaged couple of generations ago
ftfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>21940028
>>21940108
I also own a firearm, I will engage in rubber bullet battle with the Yakuza

[Anonymous No.]

>>21940302
>Anon, women like her are getting engaged as soon as they hit puberty
Imagine...

[Anonymous No.]

>>21940503
same rubber bullets that blow up cars during the chase?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21940302
That's really true

[Anonymous No.]

>>21930856
Nakadashi. Nakadashi. Nakadashi

[Anonymous No.]

>>21940503
>Not being muscle wizard and casting fist
Not gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21940302
If she really is married then her husband must have the lowest testosterone in the country considering how horny Reine is in collabs

[Anonymous No.]

>>21936005
There are the standards women claim to have and the standards they actually put into practice.
The majority of women literally lie to everyone and themselves about what they want in a man and they have a very tight comfort zone, its extremely difficult for most to leave that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21940262
A tale true as time anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>21938669
One is talking about orgy level shit while Choco is looking for a proper relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21940655
He's probably old and has 3 more wives, so Reine is desperate for attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>21939616
>implying
I've seen plenty who go with just retards with good looks and no money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21940262
I'd be genuinely surprised if fans of most smaller holos weren't comprised of people who just want for their oshi to be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

VOD-san...

[Anonymous No.]

>>21928229
this only causes a certain relief
>vod not edited
all the fucks gives

[Anonymous No.]

Gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21938669
do vshojofags really??

[Anonymous No.]

>>21939959
rushia lied about it
choco never pretended to be your gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>21940827
One night stand is different from long term serious relationship. Money chasers are prone to peer pressure so that relationship wouldn't last when her friends started to make fun of him for being poor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21929078
I can see why, you never ask to split the bill, no wonder you get no pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>21945051
>implying I've ever gotten as far as a date