/HiRyS/ - IRyS General

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>BUYRYS BIRTHDAY MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/products/irys_bd2022

>STREAM AKATSUKI TO HANA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1rEe7UR4No
https://cover.lnk.to/AkatsukitoHana

>LISTEN TO JOURNEY
https://cover.lnk.to/journey

>Latest Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrFzUUIgjIs

>Archives (Songs, Clips, Spaces, Misc.)
https://mega.nz/folder/PJljFaDC#bERcB4FtvuLJpahT2AFb5Q
https://rentry.org/irysoundbits

>Channel / Twitter / Streamlink
https://youtube.com/channel/UC8rcEBzJSleTkf_-agPM20g
https://twitter.com/irys_en

>MUSIC
First EP https://irys.streamlink.to/CoD
https://youtu.be/SqrwHmo_sGg
https://youtu.be/bhkfm1dX7BM
https://youtu.be/Lxr3BV-t0Tc
https://youtu.be/y2vrlxmOp7U
https://youtu.be/-t8Za0T1T8M

>IRyS Status
https://i.miss.irys.moe/

>Previous thread
>>21847037

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That "ByeRyS" it's IRyS before the cut, heh

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I'm ordering my birthday merch tomorrow, I was waiting for my own birthday so WE ARE

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I miss IRyS

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We'll get them next time.

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it's ok, she was distracted thinking about the post-collab 4 way they're having right now

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>>21900597
Not fair, we can't even have a peek.

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That was honestly the best way Monopoly could end (barring an underdog win)

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What with the early, no edition, thread lately, my dude?

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>>21900696
Different baker, less sovl

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>>21900687
that's honestly the only way I've ever ended a game of monopoly (ended abruptly for reasons)

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>>21900696
I don't know but let's blame Mori or /inf/

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I swear you newfags are obsessed with making threads or something, or post simply for the sake of posting. So many pointless fucking gosling and blogposts, seemingly just spamming to hit the bump limit and then posting just stops completely until it's time to make a new thread. The threads are twice as fast as they were a month ago but they're filled with so much dumb shit.

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>>21900754
You've never seen a game through to the end?

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>>21900696
I was waiting for the thread to reach page 10 but this nigga made the thread early

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>>21900786
Stop deflecting, cuckbeats.

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>>21900804
What are you gonna do about it.

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>>21900804
Hopium withdrawal hits hard.

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>>21900804

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>>21900804
>irys thread
>can't post about how much they love irys
Ogey schizo

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>>21900855
It's pretty easy to kill the goslings but I like IRyS so I'll refrain

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>>21900915
You do not kill the Goslings, merely momentarily halt their progress.

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https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1511588047527165953

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>>21900934
Really? You thought you'd be good at a game that requires strategy and thinking?

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>>21900825
maybe the first couple times, it's been a long time since I've played monopoly though (both the board game and the innuendo...)

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https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1511588305569124354

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>>21900979
She was thinking of sex

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>>21900979
japanese brain cells, folded over a thousand times

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>>21900915
Then shut the hell up and leave like the rest have done, I'm mostly lurking nowadays. My attempts at gatekeeping have so far failed. As long as it isn't RP and namefagging i don't care about the goslings or greentext blogposters.

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>>21900995
At least you've done the innuendo.

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>>21900915
do it, kill the goslings.

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>>21901052
BAZOOKA

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>good at Monopoly
A lot of people are now considering signing a prenup if they ever marry a girl like you, my love.

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>>21901079
Male in the tweet. It's over

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>>21901089
I mean I know everyone's shitposting here but who doesn't go balls to the wall with game money?

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>>21901079
>big bang theory
love this dork

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this brat lmao

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>>21901144
Eh, terrible reddit show.

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>>21901185
She really was fuming about selling herself short on Boardwalk.

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>>21901185
Big brain IRyS

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>>21901186
first few seasons were alright. it definitely shouldnt have ran as long as it did though

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>>21901246
Fair enough, i did enjoy it when it first ran.

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I fucking love this nephilim princess dork and 2 hours isn't enough

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>>21901291
spoiledRys...

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>>21901220
it's fine, it's cool, it's okay, i'll just wait for their next divorce

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Deadbeat here, just want you all to know I love your Oshi! She's a very talented singer and I really want her to hit 1 Million!

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>>21901384
i-i love mori's big fat tits!

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>>21901384
Thanks. Tell Mori to bring some celebrities (female) onto the CHaDcast.

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>>21901384
cool story bro! we love our oshi here too! she IS a very talented singer and she WILL hit 1 million! have a nice day!

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https://youtu.be/j9A48PX3lWw

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She's gonna play Rune Factory 5 while eating snacks.

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>>21901384
Cool story, feel free to fuck off. Cuck

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>>21901459
Not again...

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>>21901409
Hell no, go back faggot.

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>>21901497
I thought she was reading the manga.

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>>21901497
oh no no no piggy-anon is going to FLIP

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>>21901428
>we

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>>21901497
just like me...

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>>21901368

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>>21901428
>we

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>>21901497
She's probably got another date

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>>21901555
don't reply to me you absolute faggot

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>>21901428
>we

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>>21901537
Say that to me in real life not online, fucker.

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collecting (You)'s like it's a buffet here

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>>21901526

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>21901428
>we
Lmao, the pink bitch can go eat shit.

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>>21901670
Post the 3 minutes version.

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They never learn.

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>>21901510
:c

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>>21901675
are you guys actual retards?
did you not do enough reading reps?
legit question here

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>>21901555
>>21901587
>>21901620
Technically he is right. We love our oshi here which is IRyS.

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And they said gosling are the worst posters.

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>>21901052
I love how she's been using gifs lately like she just found out you could do this or something... such a cute dork...

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>>21901732
Maybe they don't. That's three less in the running for the "Last IRyStocrat" title.

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>>21901409
hell no! a fourth person would ruin their excellent Chemistry. and I can't think of any ecelebs(female) that aren't just drama vultures :c

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>>21901384
Thank you deadbeat, your oshi can be pretty cute too!

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>>21901397
I love IRyS cute tits!
A-and her smile!
I wish her next outfit will drop soon! (coping)

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>>21901688
cant find my link for it... thought i saved it.
give me several mins

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>>21901797
I hate it. It's IRyS though so I'll allow it.

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>>21901384
Remeber to neck yourself on the way out. Cuckbeats.

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>>21901588
Yeah, with me!

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>>21901797
Yeah and discovering and using old memes like git gud and stonks.

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>>21901688
>>21901897(me)
found it. that was easier than i thought
https://files.catbox.moe/nuf3hn.mp4

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>>21901991
Nice, thanks.

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https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1326355021093498880 Guerilla zatsu!?

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>>21902055

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>>21902055
You won't fool me.

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>>21901875
thanks!
I will now go back to watching IRyS's "Sucker For Love" VODS.

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>>21901921
Only after you, anon!
:D

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>>21901991
AAAA WAIT FOR ME IR...oh wait
>*opens*>>21902055
Nevermind, WAIT FOR ME IRyS!!!!!!

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>>21902192
updooted for miko forced meme shitpost

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>>21902192
You go first cuckbeat.

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If you can't come up with a good "edition" title, you're not cut out to be a baker.Fight me.

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>>21902445
i will have to fight you in my journey to become the last IRyStocrat

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>>21902445
>>21902921
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
I'll eat the scraps that are leftover

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Space later today.

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>>21902921
>>21903022
I'd fight you all if I wasn't so indeterminate.

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>>21903112
no leave me alone I just want to eat the scraps

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>>21903069
I guess I've been waking up earlier lately so I trust your plan oraclechama

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>>21901588
She's too invested in 2D shipping to actually date anyone.

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>>21903299
The only reason why this girl knows so much about anime and manga but know so little about everything else is because she has locked herself up inside her apartment. The only time she does go out is because her grandma needs her and because she has to go outside for work.

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>>21903414
I don't think you're wrong for the most part but real talk Tokyo (like most major metropolitan cities, but maybe even moreso) has a shitton of stuff you can "go out" to do as a loner so being semi-unsociable doesn't mean you have to shut yourself inside in a city like that

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>>21902445
Whatever you say newfag.

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>>21903618
I was reading a study a while ago that proves people tend to be happier in larger metropolitan cities as a consequence of how they are built. Having plenty of things to see and do as a precursor to happiness is no joke.

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>>21903618
She goes out regularly. Doesn't mean she talks to people though if it's not needed. Her previous work provided her lots of opportunities to talk to people and I know she has friends offline but as far as dating? I don't think so. She's too absorbed with all of the anime romance.

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>>21903835
That study is bullshit.

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>>21903835
Studies done by sociologists are to be taken with a hefty grain of salt.

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>>21903835
it's a double-edged sword honestly
on one hand, there's a fuckload of culture, art, etc. you can take in and experience in cities but at the same time, if you don't have a solid social circle (if you're an introverted implant that doesn't have a strong work circle, for example) it can feel WAY more soul-crushing to be alone in a crowd of millions

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>>21903964
This is accurate.

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>>21903837
I... that's not even what I said though? you missed the point entirely

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>>21904020
I am agreeing to what you said and bringing back the discussion to my original point that she's probably not dating given how much of an otaku shipper she is.

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>>21904108
I didn't even touch that, I'm not sure why you're bring it up

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>>21904134
He is insecure, plain and simple.

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>>21904134
Because the chain you are responding to is a response to this >>21901588

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>>21904189
I don't give a fuck about that, I was only responding to (You) you autist

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https://twitter.com/CoolestOnions/status/1511605558280740864?t=is6tZHtGxUUeXkq72xCYrg&s=19

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>>21904167
Look. My point was Irys is too involved in 2D shipping to consider dating. As far as going out and enjoying things as a loner, she actually prefers to do stuff with her friends as she has been waiting for a long time for her friends to be free to see a movie. She also goes a lot with her grandma. Only time I hear get taxed out is when she gous out with her relatives. Labelling her as a shutin is really a miss already given how this girl doesn't know how to cook. She probably frequents supermarkets for her meals and her previous and current work requires her to deal with people all the time

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>>21904322
She does want to travel at some point and visit other countries. She's also not shy about potentially wearing a bikini to the pool. I have never met a shut-in like that.

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>>21904322
Fag, i know all that, if i were insecure about her I'd do what you're doing and write an excerpt on why IRyS is the way she is based on what she has told us now and before hololive. Now shut the hell up.

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>>21904466
There are loads of shut-ins like that.

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alright this timeloop is getting borderline creepy no cap frfr

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>>21904542
Can we go back to the LoliRys timeloop?

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>>21904572
Would be even creepier.

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>>21904488
Where is the insecurity there? You sound deranged

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>>21904525
Do you know what shut-in means?

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>>21904572
I'm always down with UOHHs
speaking of which I'm starting to notice people misusing UOH and it's really activating my almonds I hope it's ironic shitposting and not newfags misusing it

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>>21904623
I know all too well. It's a mistake to assume that means they have no desire to seethe world.

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>>21904661
Anon. This girl actually does see the world in a regular basis. She doesn't just wish it. It would be more appropriate to call her an introvert rather than a shut-in.

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>>21904586
Insecure people feel the need to explain themselves to reassure themselves they are right. If anon said she had a date, someone secure in his knowledge of IRyS would have dismissed it as nothing more than a rrat deserving an ogey, no more.
Not an exposition on why it is wrong, nothing. Ignore bait or fuck off.

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>>21904705
Tokyo is not the world.

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>>21904728
*Virtual Tokyo

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>>21904728
lurk more anon. she has probably been to more places than you at this point.

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>hello little miss. I have cool thoccy mechanical keyboard at my house. Follow me I'll show you and let you touch it

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>>21904791
Told ya:
>>21904585

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Why are you all even discussing these things? You shouldn't even care on what she do on her private time unless she shares them. Speculating things will just make it worse for you.

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>>21904791
I feel like IRyS would be a proper mesugaki

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>>21904727
Nobody is crying trying to say why they disagree with someone. You are the only here that I can see that feels the need to call everyone that you don't like a fag or trying to shut people up... you know.. like an insecure person.

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>>21904791
UOOOOOHHHH

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>>21904840
it will destroy her voice though

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>>21904854
Ogey.

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>>21904838
They are autistic just like me. I'm entertaining them for the fun of it. You're right though.

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So is she going to Austria or what. Who is Kiara saying that will come to Austria this June

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>>21904982
>IRyS
>leaving her house

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>>21904982
Amelia you dumdRyS.

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>>21904982
Oh yeah, that's one of the reason I want her to stream today. I want to know if she's personally going to Germany and what happened to her yakiniku party with GrandmaRyS.

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>>21904982
Mori.
https://youtu.be/WcvGVVwIRfk?t=8453

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>>21904982
Irys doesnt have 3d

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>>21905090
Mori is the other person but there's another one. Kiara said someone will visit her this June

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>>21905114
She has a cardboard.
>>21905125
Then it's Ame. I think she of Kiara talked about her visiting.

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>>21905114
Kiara didn't have a 3D as well when she did the dokomi convention last year in person

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>>21905030
>I want to know if she's personally going to Germany
No she isn't.

>what happened to her yakiniku party with GrandmaRyS
That was yesterday(?).

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>>21905125
I think it was Mumei

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>>21904982
Ame, Mumei.

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>>21905125
The Ame one is not a secret then Mumei mentioned yesterday that she plans to go to another country/continent by the end of May.

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>>21905345
Well shit, sounds like everyone is going to Europe! Including me! WE ARE

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>>21905114
>2 more months
maybe...

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>>21905504
I'd honestly love to go but my passport expires the day before the event and I wouldn't know where to stay. Flights from me to Germany are surprisingly cheap though (I could also take the Eurostar and travel completely by train but would require additional planning). I'd need a place to stay too.

If they plan on doing an event in Europe next year and announcing things well ahead of time, I'll definitely travel.

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>>21905579
1 to 4 weeks for Passport renewal and AFAIK you can do it online. Just get an AirBnB near the venue. You still have time.

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How hard is it to understand the travel restrictions of japan, if you leave you can't come back. That alone will tell you IRyS won't leave japan just to meet kiara.
Mori on the other hand is being backed up by universal so they have the influence to ease her return to japan after her supposed world tour.
God, it's tiresome to see the idiocity of this place at times.

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>>21905759
We know. We aren't complete morons. The point of going to an event like this is for the event, IRyS is a plus. Maybe I meet someone? Maybe I have a good time? Or not.

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>>21905759
God, such idiots am I right?

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I still wish IRyS will be there in person though even though I'll never see her it'd be nice to imagine her hiding somewhere among the crowd.
>I LOVE YOU IRyS

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>>21905786
Your post makes no sense.
What event?
If it is the convention then she isn't a plus, she is on the same status of kiara.
>maybe i meet someone...have a good time? Or not.
The hell does this mean, are you IRyS?

Good lord i am a fucking Mexican, i am used to dealing with dumb people but good fing lord...

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>>21905952
yeah don't even bother spicbro, it's not worth the headache

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>>21905952
I'm not IRyS but my Hopium levels have been temporarily restored.

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>>21905990
In all honesty, if i got it wrong I'd like to know because man, I'd crucify myself for it deservingly so.

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>>21906121
I don't know if you got it wrong. I think you did. I am just very incredulous right now.

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>>21906121
no, you most definitely didn't get it wrong, sometimes it's not worth the frustration even when you're right

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Assetto corsa never...

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>>21906497
She didn't want to clutter her shoebox with a steering wheel she'd never use again. Understandable.

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>>21906531
Not an excuse, gura hasn't used hers since then.

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>>21906958
Doesn't Gura live in America? Her house is probably a mansion compared to what IRyS is living in. Unless I'm just thinking of the stereotypical US property and they're a lot smaller than I imagine.

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Sleep time

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>>21909871

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>>21909871
GoodnightRyS!

[Anonymous No.]

Stream tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.]

Watching the collab now. IRySoUpset...
https://youtu.be/kZ1ncHR1X_Q?t=4922

[Anonymous No.]

Is there gonna be a stream on the 7th April JST?

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DARKNESS WILL FADE AWAY!!!!


this is a great song to listen to when the sun is about to start rising. i just don't understand why she wants Lap-Dark-chan to graduate so badly...

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>>21914251
IRyS will light your way.....

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>>21914397
but IRyS is 4/5ths demon...

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>>21914548
hot

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>>21904791

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IRySoCute!!

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>>21916297
my wife is so hot

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>>21912401
For raunchy Monopoly, it has to be 1-on-1

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>>21916297
tum tum so cute

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RT: How are you still awake IRyS?

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>>21912401
She always swears so much more on other channels

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>>21918637
How could she still be awake at 11PM? Truly mindboggling

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>>21918637
It's not even midnight over there

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>>21918721
She has a stream tomorrow (I hope). She should get her beauty sleep…

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>>21918661
In collabs?

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>>21918805
Yeah

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>>21918805
People swear when they're with their friends.

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>>21918889
We're not her friends...

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>>21919055
We're better than that.

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>>21919092
By "We", I mean me of course. The rest of you can get fucked!

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>>21918637
That is her usual tweet time anon
10:00-12:00, 23:00-01:00, and 03:00-05:00 JST

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>>21918661
I guess it gets harder to notice when you're in the heat of the moment.
I knew it, IRyS is a pottymouth and her seiso image is just a front! She played us all!

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>>21919498
Might as well drop the filter, it's not like people care

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>>21919547
I care. I shouldn't but I do. It's cute when she shits her panties over some hairy ants, not when she's just being a pottymouth for the sake of it though.

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>>21919547
I care. It's not a dealbreaker, but I care. I never swear myself and don't like people swearing, especially girls.
But also, I don't know why americans consider shit and ass swear words. Those are normal words.

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>>21919839
If I called you a shithead would you say that's not being explicit?

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>>21919942
Nah. It's pretty rude and uncalled for, but no worse than calling me a pee-pee poo-poo man. It's no "you cocksucking faggot".

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I like that IRyS trys to hold back her unseisoness that adds... flavour? To her personality... I love her and her failed attempts at being seiso

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>>21919839
Shit is definitely one. Something like badass not really but replacing it with bad apple is cute

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>>21919498
When she breaks her own anti-vulgarity sensor, that's when she's feelin' it.

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>>21920208
>she's feelin' it.
Yeah, my peassion, admiration and support of her

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>>21920208
I think she's just less careful when she's not streaming herself. But yeah in solo streams you need something like giant red ants to bypass her filter

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Dumb question but does IRyS have another job besides streaming?

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>>21920799
No

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>>21920799
If she does, she's never told us so on the face of it, no.

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>>21920799
being my housewife if that counts

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>>21920883
but she can't cook

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>>21920946
she catches that up by other marital obligations if you know what I'm saying

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>>21920883
dang girl is busy because she's my housewife too

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The whole family is there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCXI0Hu76r8

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>>21921137
is dadRyS a heavy smoker?

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>>21920799
Currently? I don't think so but she does a lot of things on the side for Cover and other Holo members that you eventually see months after.

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>>21920799
Currently? I don't think so but she does a lot of things on the side for Cover and other Holo members that you eventually see months after. She occasionally would say that she's busy with adult stuff like paperwork and some family stuff as well

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>>21921228
She did say that DadRys did smoke before and that she and Anerys would throw away his pack of cigs

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>>21921310
Yeah, she has to apply for our marriage license

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>>21921466
You know jokes aside, I think IRyS is still too immature to marry anyone. I think the main reason why she and Bae get along so well is because she and Bae are on the same wavelength. Sometimes Bae sounds more mature than her.

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>>21921713
thanks for blogpost IRyS

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>>21919678
I love how IRyS can say stuff and act like one of us oji-sans...
She truly is a pervert old man deep inside and will molest any young girl in her path.
Praise the lord for she was raised so she would consume nothing but anime and manga, having an excellent influence on both her behavior and her perception of the world.
Wonderful oshi you got there IRyStocrats.

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>>21922278
thanks. G is pretty cute too. can't wait for the Overwatch collab

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>>21922278
>loli
>shota
>ikemen
>sisters
>movie stars
>stundere
>whoever she's shipping in whatever anime she's watching

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KFP here. Kiara just confirmed Irys won't be coming to Germany for Dokomi, she'll be doing it remotely.

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>>21923868
I can NOT believe it impossible I... I have been played... my whole life... it s a lie... please PLEASE kill me now ahhhhhhhhh

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>>21923868
Huh, well then. Thanks for the relay, anon.

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>>21923868
I'm surprised anyone thought she would tbdesu

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>>21923868
We already knew that but thanks anyway.

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>>21923868
Thanks. Every rational person figured it would be remotely but nice to have confirmation

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>I wont be able to smell IRyS
Refunding my tickets then

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>>21924210
Just artificially re-create her smell

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>>21923868
Thanks for the confirmation, was kind of expecting it to play out that way.

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>>21924210
After learning about her hygiene habits in the last member stream, you could probably smell her from halfway across the globe if you sniff hard enough

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>>21924265
give us the formula mr. scientist

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>>21924390
I understand why people want to force the IRySoStinky meme but no

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>>21924439
PLEASE just let me have some FUN

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>>21924390
Unless you sweat a lot or go out a lot, showering once a day is fine for a woman.

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>>21924474
As long as you don't pretend she will smell by taking one shower a day. Just pretend she's lying about it or something
>>21924524
For men too

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>>21924474
Forgot the PLEASE at the end.

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>>21924474
>>21924589
Kek

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>>21924474
>>21924589
If you want to have some fun you need to greentext about her smells. I'm too dull to do that.

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>>21924654
>not having a master’s degree in greentext
ngmi anon

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>>21924728
Maybe I could learn a thing or two from the writing general. I'll go and ask them if they have any smellfics.

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>>21924390
I wish I could have watched that part live; I would have asked for a "no shower" option in the poll

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>>21924871
get in the fucking bath Chloe

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>>21925121
Some people don't smell all that much.
t. showers once a month

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>>21925315
>IRyS might lack the proper bacteria for BO
Please no. I don't have much to live for

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>>21925315
That's pushing it too far

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>>21925400
She's going to smell like slightly sour japanese rice after a few days

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>>21925400
but there is no escape for bad breath..

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>>21925686
I don't have you tried cleaning your tongue?

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>>21925404
When you live alone and work alone, who cares. Deodorant and some cologne do the trick.
Hair though, i do wash my head regularly. Greasy hair is the worst even by my standards.
Anyway, back to IRyS.

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>>21925686
>ywn get a hot blast of IRyS’ morning breath straight into your nostrils

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>>21925315
Reminds me of this.
https://youtu.be/CDVBqraC08g

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Remember guys, only IRyS. Don't be a sucker for anyone else

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>>21925944
goomba… this whole clip is lowkey revolting kek

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???

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>>21926102
And that's why chumbuds love her.

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>>21926173
if you say so IRyS[hr]imp

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>>21925944
There are people who wash their legs?

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>>21926102
>>21923768
You should check that clip out.

[Anonymous No.]

dumb dirty loli, needs a totally seiso nephilim to give her a bath

[Anonymous No.]

Who needs gura when you got LoliRyS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21926444
Not enough loliRyS to sate my appetite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21926546
Weak. You are banished from this thread for a week

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>>21926300
jesus what the fuck I need to go take a shower I feel dirty now

[Anonymous No.]

>>21926607
I make these threads.

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so the fags calling her stinky for showing once per day were from here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21926692
Come up with a good Edition next time.

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>>21904255
Cute knees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21926724
No, they were from /ggg/

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>Please don't cheat on me, anon. I'm cute!

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>>21926546
>>21926444
>>21926703
based fellow cute and funny appreciators

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>>21926724
Americans really do ruin everything

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>>21926738
No, grow up and adopt the gold standard of no edition generals.

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>>21926902
what does Americans have anything to do with that?

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>>21926902
>wanting to be a clone of other generals

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>>21926902
I really don't follow the logic here

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>>21927048
edition is a /lig/ meme too.

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>>21926968
Did you forget we are supposed to be better than everyone else? IRyS deserves an Edition!

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>>21927041
They're the ones that think you need to shower 3 times a day to not stink; and they don't like a natural bush

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>>21927155
Don't let burgers live rent free in your mind, anon. Save that room for IRyS

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>>21927048
A standard is standard for a reason. "Edition" bs dies eventually.
>>21927137
>better than everyone else
>thread has gone to shit since the caraoke
Yeah, those days are past when /HiRyS/ was better are past.

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>>21927155
I don't know where you're gathering your intel from because that's not accurate at all

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>>21927155
not sure where you get that, I live in America and I shower once a day in the evening, just like IRyS.

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>>21927155
>don't like a natural bush
speak for yourself anon >:(

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>>21927265
>>21927295
>>21927303
Alright I guess I was wrong - seems to be mostly climate driven

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>>21927303
based jungle expeditionist

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>>21927413
wtf people not shampooing every day

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>>21927413
thats closer to my experience, we do take 2 to 3 baths in Brazil..

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>>21927574
there is a lot of myths about shampoo causing hair lost and stuff

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>>21927638
pfft. some guys never had a chance. i knew someone who was balding at 18

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>>21927574
no poo is a real thing, like I tried decreasing my rate of shampooing once and my hair legit felt nicer after a while (apparently the oils in shampoos strip the naturally occurring oils that are supposed to be healthy) but... it's a trade off when you want your head to feel clean, so I ended up stopping

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https://files.catbox.moe/jgjugq.mp4

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>>21927714
>no poo
What faggotry is this? Just call it shampoo like a normal human being

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>>21927714
rate of shampoo per shower depends a lot on hair length. guys with short hair can do whatever and be fine. longer hair needs to be managed to be healthy. usually you condition and shampoo on alt days or you oil your hair if you need to shampoo a lot

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>>21927798
you retard I'm using the term the believers use so you can easily look it if you care to

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>>21927714
pretty sure there are good shampoo out there that does that

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>>21927820
I thought women with long hair skipped washing their hair every other shower or so because it's too much of a hassle

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>>21927820
wtf you have to keep track on what day to do what? what kind of faggotry is this

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>>21927888
bitches be lazy and dont want to dry their hair so they dry shampoo or use product to make it look clean

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>>21927820
yeah at the time I had longer hair as a dude :^)

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>>21927820
This is true. My wife has this powder shit she combs through her hair some mornings. Smells good at least

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>>21928135
meant to reply to >>21927888

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>>21927899
wait til you learn about make-up routines anonchama...

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>>21928120
I let my hair grow out starting last year. still need a few more months to get everything I want it to look but so far I feel like a savage rocking long hair :D

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>>21928284
based caveman chad

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>>21928283
why would i learn about make-up routines, I am not a faggot femboi

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>>21928415
idk you'd learn to talk to women. girls get easily impressed when you can talk to them about shit they like....

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>>21928487
Impressed like wow I can finally have a gay best friend!

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>>21928540
you dumb bitch. it's a different approach than going "herder you pritty. pp go hard" and cumming in your pants because she looked your direction.

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>>21925944
Actually baseed. I heard americans are obsessed with taking showers and washing constantly. This is such a mistake. Gura is right, don't be ashamed of having a body that can smell sometime, this smell is uniquely you. Sure, not bathing for a month is going a bit too far, but so is showering ever day. Or even twice a day. Ridiculous.

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>>21927704
Yeah, me.

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>>21928415
no where in my comment did I suggest that you should learn the techniques to become a professional make-up artist
the point I was making was that for all the shit incels like you give to women, there’s a lot of un-obvious bullshit under the surface they have to deal with to even be considered “presentable” in society, there’s a reason some women take an hour to get ready to leave
but why was I expecting that not to go over your head
and before you start screeching, I’m a dude (male)

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>>21928487
liking makeup... pretty sure that is not an interesting topic to talk about, do they even like the process of putting on make up? they just like the results of it

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>>21928756
RIP.hope you were blessed with a chin of the gods or your beard game is on point

[Anonymous No.]

https://shop.hololivepro.com/products/irys_bd2022

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck did I just woke up to...

[Anonymous No.]

>>21929119
ignore all, post more IRyS

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>>21928792
>even like the process of putting on make up?
girls like the "getting ready to go out" part of going out. and some girls love makeup. maybe not so much nerdy girls but a regular girl that goes out every so often will have a routine. and why bother going out with someone who doesnt put in effort to look good for you. if you can talk the talk your opinions will carry more weight so you can suggest more or less of the stuff you like.

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>>21929119
You tell me. Apparently,/HiRyS/ is infested with smellfags now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21929213
shower you smelly bitch

[Anonymous No.]

Bread is baking, will wait for page 10 from now on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21929296
I shower when I need to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21929213
It's annoying how you get called a footfag, pitfag or smellfag for enjoying every part of a woman and not wanting her to smell like unscented soap

[Anonymous No.]

>>21928916
I look forward to bringing MugRyS to Starbucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>21929450
Isn't it too small for that?

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>>21929188
>if you can talk the talk your opinions will carry more weight so you can suggest more or less of the stuff you like.
this. it unsurprisingly works and i only know enough to have a preference

[Anonymous No.]

>>21929378
Wait until thread is at page 10.

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>>21929575
What did i just say.

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Why?

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>>21930299
Why not.

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I have an announcement: MY DIIIIIICCCCCKKKKKKKK
That's all, thanks you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21930347
fauna has great emotes. wish IRyS would com some more

[Anonymous No.]

>>21930364
mike hawk will answer your call

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>>21929670
Yeah sorry I'm just waking up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21930381
But what kinda emotes do you guys want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21928916
still mad it's not the vrchat dollRyS, i would have bought it if it was

[Anonymous No.]

>>21930584
Bonk, shiitake, scared, GuyRyS