[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

View post   
  [?]In ghost mode, only threads with non-archived posts will be shown
File: 38 KB, 496x315, 473046265.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
21794689 No.21794689 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: dumbest shit you've ever heard or seen from vtubers

>> No.21794813

>>21794689
Bussy, tiktok memes.

>> No.21794905

>yeah it's probably because luxiem/ noctyx earn just as much as their successful JP livers

>> No.21795760
File: 87 KB, 956x956, 1645647973860.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
21795760

>>21794905

>> No.21795788
File: 262 KB, 498x494, Major_Pomu_-_I_LOVE_War[sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2Fbbdojw.mp3].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
21795788

WAR ALL OUT WAR!

>> No.21796678

>>21794689
A certain one thinking you didn't need to put water into a humidifier

>> No.21799614

>>21794905
Livers is still the dumbest shit any vtuber company has decided to use as their terminology

>> No.21799691
File: 69 KB, 538x429, the ahoge is there for a reason.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
21799691

>>21796678

>> No.21799758

>>21799614
why? its relatively benign

>> No.21799848

>>21794905
Let's se if those faggots can beat the kidneys next

>> No.21799866

Just saw a post about a vtuber who commissioned art of themselves with lines on their torso topping out with BLACKED and "you must be this tall to ride" around her belly button so I'd have to say that.

>> No.21800108

>>21799758
Because a liver is a fucking organ, not an occupation

>> No.21800225

>>21794689
I literally only listen to Japanese girls doing cute sounds

>> No.21800284

>>21799866
>themselves
>their
>her
just post the art in question

>> No.21800289
File: 121 KB, 582x1008, 1644964585356.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
21800289

>>21794689
Cimrai literally having a mental breakdown because of The Honkening.

>> No.21800396

>>21800108
It's someone who do things live like livestreamer but they do things other than streams, so liver makes sense.

>> No.21800524

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SsYzF2jOHQ
Hard to beat.

>> No.21800852

>>21800289
Wait THAT'S what this is about? I assumed she was just a lesbo and found out her parents were funding conversion camps, or something on that level

>> No.21801006
File: 371 KB, 615x646, 1649090971771.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
21801006

>>21794689
>ITT: dumbest shit you've ever heard or seen from vtubers
Ywuria tweeted this today. That's probably the dumbest thing I've seen from a vtuber. She has deleted it since.

>> No.21801050

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XddC3iR-r6Q

>> No.21801067

>>21801006
>deleted it
If you're going to be horny on main at least commit

>> No.21801117

>>21801067
She deleted it because her fans got mad about "blacked" and reuploaded it with "breeded" at the top instead. Yes, "breeded" not "bred".

>> No.21801222
File: 491 KB, 600x800, ztjekcokd5961.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
21801222

>>21801006
>Disgusting coalburning roastie whoreposting
I hate EN indies so fucking much.

>> No.21801536
File: 52 KB, 598x292, tweet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
21801536

>>21801117

>> No.21801583
File: 183 KB, 325x321, 1638797732717.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
21801583

>>21801536
Lmao

>> No.21801586

>>21801536
This is the least believable lie I've heard all week

>> No.21801598

>>21801536
man lmfao

>> No.21801636
File: 1.60 MB, 989x1188, 1648772602054.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
21801636

>>21801536
>ideal type are black guys
Finally my time

>> No.21801644

>>21796678
And a certain other one thinking you didn't need to put water into a humidifier IF it's a combination air purifier/humidifier

>> No.21801685

>>21794689
Pretty much everything mori says or does.

>> No.21801704
File: 535 KB, 1945x2048, AA550B65-9B34-4DCE-9546-609E698D0D2A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
21801704

>>21794689
>I’m gunna shit those pants real good.

>> No.21801739

>>21794689
>I love you

>> No.21801811

>>21801536
rumao!

>> No.21801819

>>21801636
SEAmonkeys arent black, they're mudskins and they have small penises

>> No.21801843

>>21794689
Anything the NijiEN fish posts.

>> No.21801880

>>21800289
Bitch acting like she can't buy noise cancelling headphones.

>> No.21801929

>>21801006
How the fuck? Bitch is 7ft tall. Might as well get fucked by a Tauren/Minotaur.

>> No.21801935

>>21801880
You don't understand. The honking was political which made it impossible to ignore, somehow.

>> No.21802276

>>21794689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ7CtQGP2KA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJgchoS75rc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwXunhOEn4s

>> No.21802296
File: 137 KB, 463x453, 1613417236684.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
21802296

>>21801006
>>21801536

>> No.21802312

>>21801536
Kek that's straight up worse. She lies and then she confirms it

>> No.21802341

>>21802276
This has to be a character right? Adults can't be this retarded

>> No.21802372

When Mori lied to Kiara. Turned me from Kiara anti to Mori anti.

>> No.21802374

>>21799614
It's dumber to me japanese people took "live" from "live concert" to just mean "concert"

>> No.21802528

>>21799614
So, which japanese term do you prefer? 配信者 or ライバー?Both are used in JP streaming scene for a decade now.

>> No.21802540

>>21802341
If it's a character she is incredibly dedicated to the kayfabe and never made me feel like she's pretending.

>> No.21802627

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVuKR8Gvd14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP6Fd74xhKI

basically everything mysta says/does

>> No.21802647

>>21800108
ignore those idiots anon I think your joke was the best terrible joke I've heard in a while

>> No.21802873

>>21802341
https://twitter.com/seino_h1/status/1468550975254581249
>4x4 = 9
>what's an amphibian?
>6 footed animal "idk, idk, what? who? horse?"
>surprised that fly doesn't have a backbone
Probably

>> No.21802960

>>21802528
Anything but ライバー because it's the classic asian bullshit where they take a western word, completely misunderstand it's context and meaning, and then shove it into their lexicon. It becomes double retarded when they then use the fucking romanize their already bastardized term instead of reverse translating it, resulting in a word for an occupation (which already has several terms) that makes no goddamn sense

>> No.21803549

>>21802627
I have never washed rice in my life, why would you need to do that? The rice is clean, it's been in a bag

>> No.21803633

>>21803549
Washing the rice isn't for cleanliness, at least not in current year. It removes excess starch. If you don't it's more liable to clump in unwanted ways

>> No.21803861

I'm too lazy to wash my rice, 1 cup of water and 1 cup rice then put it inside the cooker. Too lazy to research the bad effects of it.

>> No.21807094

>>21794689
>all out war lol

>> No.21807593

>>21802528
neither we can use our own fucking words in our language

>> No.21807603

>>21802627
You don't wash rice unless it's actual shit tier rice, that retard is right

>> No.21807705

>>21803633
Isnt starch the entire point of eating rice though. also mines never clumped up

>> No.21808159

>>21803549
It's been in a bad AFTER being touched by every machine during the harvest and separation process.

>> No.21808758

>>21807705
I like mine to be clumped up a little, probably not to the extent japs do though (since it needs to be to each it with chopsticks).
1 cup rice into 1 cup boiling water, let it stay on low heat until all the water's gone and it starts to stick to the bottom of the pot a little.

>> No.21808791

>>21794905
Always makes me laugh

>> No.21808887
File: 3.18 MB, 360x360, Liver_01_animation1.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
21808887

>>21799614
I agree

>> No.21809142

>>21802627
God I wish the meme that "east asians are the only culture that knows how to cook rice" would die already. Every culture independently figured out their own unique takes on things like bread and doughnuts and people don't get nearly as up in arms about it as they do. Waiting for one of them to bring their washed rice fresh out of the rice cooker to an Italian grandfather and get several holes punched into them by the local mafia

>> No.21809153

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDkCc9Mjuhs

>> No.21809266

>>21808758
i just do mine like you would cook pasta, an african i lived with used to do it your way and he just burned rice to the bottom of the pan every day

>> No.21809342

>>21803549
Washing rice is a cultural thing that varies between countries to country (same with draining), the problem is that some countries like to think that they own how rice should be prepared when it’s literally a staple crop on every continent.

>>21807705
There’s excess starch from the milling process that you can remove in washing to make the rice lighter and fluffier. If you prefer it clumpy, don’t wash it.

>> No.21809375

>>21800289
>Takahata101
Now that's a name I haven't heard in a while

>> No.21809918
File: 859 KB, 1080x803, 1637094301975.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
21809918

>>21801006
>>21801536
Lmao, that's hilarious. She's still saying black people is her go to.

>> No.21810315
File: 161 KB, 1018x1024, 1629660225479.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
21810315

>>21801006
Why does so many EN vtubers act like whores?

>> No.21810845

>>21800524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKoZ29qyz8
Beat it for me.

>> No.21810964
File: 257 KB, 819x818, 1634304758822.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
21810964

I don't think I've ever heard a single EN female chuuba, and not a few males, who hasn't stumbled on some mildly uncommon highschool-level word from their purported native language.

>> No.21810997

>>21801536
Damn, sasuga ENfags...
indies need a good bonking every now and then, they should hire someone on fiverr to yell at them every time they fuck up

>> No.21811086

>>21810315
Because they are whores.

>> No.21811114

>>21810845
>>21802276
>>21800524
i thought Japanese education was supposed to be one of the best in the world

>> No.21811126

>>21794905
spbp

>> No.21811186

>>21811114
A good school doesn't cure mental retardation.

>> No.21811258
File: 71 KB, 247x248, 1613542321622.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
21811258

>>21801006
Was this some fantasy of hers or something? Even as a guy I know a dick couldn't fit anywhere near that deep, nor even be that long. What a weird thing to post.

>> No.21811520

>>21810315
Simply a reflection of western culture.

>> No.21811826

>>21801006
>>21801536
Yep. I'm sticking with hololive
Fuck indies

>> No.21812013

>>21801006
Does she not know where the womb sits in the body?

>> No.21812080

>>21811826
>marine
>choco

>> No.21812287

>>21801536
This gotta be fake kek

>> No.21812303
File: 151 KB, 1280x720, 7373248.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
21812303

Roberu's cicada grand prix. He spent an hour looking up cicadas videos, while audibly being disgusted, and imitating their sounds. His chat would give him a score after each performance. All of this happened in the middle of Kaoru getting terminated lol.
https://youtu.be/3eWfRmakR9s

>> No.21812635

>>21794905
Someone needs to head over to /numbers/ and get a reality check you holofag

>> No.21812804

>>21803549
It depends on a few factors. Depends on country the rice comes from, what company it comes from, and what you're making the rice for.
Some rice is particularly dirty and certain companies don't even clean the rice after the chem processing.
You have to know where and what brand your rice is to know whether you need to clean it or not.
Certain dishes also require washed rice and certain dishes don't.

>> No.21812920

>>21812303
i wish i had a retarded bf

>> No.21813033

>>21812303
Fucking based.

>> No.21813362

>>21801536
>haha dude I didn't know that
>but I totally like that shit
ogey

>> No.21813471

>>21811114
you're watching high school dropouts anon

>> No.21813495

Silver live with Mamavale birthday stream. All donos go to her today. https://www.twitch.tv/silvervale

>> No.21814026
File: 50 KB, 885x456, 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
21814026

>>21801006
How much does she weight irl?

>> No.21815125

>>21812303
to be fair that's basically what watame did with rushia and it was pretty based

>> No.21815156

>>21799614
If they're on niconico or bilibili or twitch then it makes no sense to call them virtual youtubers.

>> No.21815261
File: 109 KB, 794x210, IDthriving.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
21815261

>>21812635
>reality check
there is your JP liver tier

>> No.21815749

>>21815261
Top kek

>> No.21815789

>>21815261
but muh superchats...

>> No.21816024

>>21812013
the top rung should say "goosh goosh" that dick goes past her diaphragm lmao

>> No.21817220

>>21815261
>>21815749
>>21815789
>holo buff
Put up Vox's solo numbers the first month vs now
3 months from now put up their numbers vs debut month you fucking retard

>> No.21817532
File: 85 KB, 733x412, mst.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
21817532

Everyone talks about the lean tweet but this is worse by a fucking country mile.

>> No.21817638

>>21808887
IS THAT A

>> No.21817955

>>21817532
Are you autistic? This is a forever alone tweet which most jp vtubers do. Lean tweet was about doing something illegal.

>> No.21818423

>>21817955
I was talking in terms of how fucking embarrassing and corny it is. To be fair to him, at least he realized and deleted it which is more than I can say for the lean thing.

>> No.21818746

>>21810964
Everyone does at some point as an inevitability. You can see award winning writers do it if you actually watch their interviews. The people who think they don't are just too stupid to catch and question themselves.

>> No.21819787

>>21817220
cope

>> No.21819950
File: 174 KB, 1619x2047, 20211113_201444.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
21819950

>there are peanuts orbiting the earth

>> No.21819979

>>21802276
Rene is special

>> No.21824145
File: 69 KB, 750x785, 1641511633394.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
21824145

>>21794689
>iCarly, Hannah Montana and Victorious are emotional romance dramas

>> No.21824661

>>21824145
considering how tame Japanese dramas are she must think icarly is softcore porn

>> No.21825750

>>21818423
that tweet could have been funny if he toned it down a little bit. There's the core of a good joke in there.

>> No.21825983

>>21818423
>at least he realized and deleted it
lmao
https://youtu.be/KFZitEJRZGg?t=50

>> No.21826069

>>21818423
>embarrassing and corny
that's his whole brand

>> No.21826678

>>21802873
kek

>> No.21827412

>>21809142
tell that to italians and every single fucking thing in their cuisine then

there is a right way to cook rice, depending of which cuisine you're using it for.

>> No.21827705

>>21812920
You're in the right place to meet one.

>> No.21833082

>>21794905
Flopgur will never live this down

>> No.21833327

>>21801006
>>21801536
I hope this fucking bitch really gets her wish and ends up with a black guy and has to pay the toll permanently

>> No.21833379

>>21794689
>"I want to be like Mehlohdy!"
>Actually fake tranny that streams 75% of times from a fucking cellphone, using mobile data so "her" streams looks like total shit.
>Gets skeb work, try to sell pngs for 80$ + 20$ for lol "printing rights".
>Kid me not, protected actual child molester as "her" mod.
>Also on "her" Discord one of the fucking penalties was fucking ban on erp with "her" xDDD.

>> No.21833708

>>21817955
Everything in Lean is legal OTC is japan, probally why it didn't cause anything except give antis another thing to spam.

>> No.21835289

>>21833708
Abusing meds isn't legal

>> No.21835339
File: 126 KB, 396x332, 1618997815095.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
21835339

>>21794689
Anything this retard ever said.

>> No.21835363

>>21794905
I mean
He's right.

>> No.21835441

>>21835289
That's usually limited to prescription meds.

>> No.21836268

>>21801006
does she think the vagina connects to the intestines? I get that big dicks are hot and all but at that length it would just hurt. Porn certainly has a habit of ruining people's brains.
>inb4 cope incel
i'm not upset I'm just confused I guess.

>> No.21838203

>>21794689
t. ex-ryuguard
https://twitter.com/FinanaRyugu/status/1511201218324013063

I would have cared less if she didn't just play gatchashit all the time and only know how to do watchalongs for membership streams.

>> No.21838800

>>21835441
Real lean isn't made with otc cough syrup.
Shitty knockoff lean is, but not true lean

>> No.21838899

>>21838800
The main thing is lean is the codeine which you can get OTC in japan, DXM being the secondary part which isn't always used, but is also available OTC in japan.

>> No.21839074

>>21801006
Why do women get a pass at being so retarded about sexual anatomy? A guy posting this shit would be ridiculed to oblivion but people only cared about the fact she brought race into it

>> No.21839087

>>21811520
>western
Sweetie, whores are all around the world. Asians are in fact even more worse than western girls.

>> No.21839223

>>21815261
holy shit, "le king" get mogged by underage indo, lol

>> No.21839260

>>21811186
>>21811114
>>21800524
to be fair Pekora is very good at pretending to be retarded like when she went on a rant about Earth being flat so theres a chance she was just memeing

>> No.21839296

>>21794689
"i love hololive and idols. That is all."

>> No.21839638
File: 1.18 MB, 900x675, 1636928794887.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
21839638

>>21794689

>> No.21841335

>>21801536
>indies

>> No.21841656

>>21808887
that coccyx... hnnnrgghhh seeeeex

>> No.21841944

>>21794689
Putting a phone into a container of cooked rice to dry it out

>> No.21844797

>>21808887
nice testicles

>> No.21845011

>Ah, the pepeloni

>> No.21845585

>>21839638
That was cute kino rmao

>> No.21845615

>>21794905
Don't they earn more than jp? I thought Vox was number 2 or 3 monthly now.

>> No.21845622

>>21845011
She did her best with minimal English knowledge

>> No.21847156

>>21841944
who the fuck said that?

>> No.21847349

>>21845622
If Haachama was a native English speaker I'm pretty sure her pepeloni story would still make zero fucking sense

>> No.21847453

The totality of Calliope Mori™'s existence

>> No.21847567

>>21801006
Fucking dropped. Coal burners belong in ovens.

>> No.21847571

>>21847349
she's just trying to find a way to say stuffed crust cheese pizza without knowing the words for stuffed crust

>> No.21847590

>>21847567
did you even know who she was before seeing that post?

>> No.21847659

Yuzu's story about how she dropped a bagel between her legs while on the toilet and used chopsticks to fish it out. Followed by another story of dropping a lollipop in the shower, taking it out of the drain and finishing it.

>> No.21847721

>>21847659
That's just normal woman stuff

>> No.21847776
File: 60 KB, 584x405, BBlh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
21847776

>>21847721
All women eat the the bathroom regularly?

>> No.21847783

>>21847349
I'm pretty sure what she tried to say is that she likes to buy the cheesy pan stuffed crust pizza from dominoes, but doesn't like the pepperoni that usually comes with it, so she removes it. Not that hard to decipher.

>> No.21848179
File: 31 KB, 128x128, 1600607417512.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
21848179

>>21801006
>>21801536
Impressive levels of self destruction. Really up there.

>> No.21848264

>>21847590
Yes. I would watch her shorts on YouTube.

>>
Reply to thread [?]Don't expect anything heroic. Your post will not be uploaded to the original board.
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action