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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCO_aKKYxn4tvrqPjcTzZ6EQ
Twitter:https://twitter.com/ceresfauna
Schedule: https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1509305868692557824
Upcoming stream: ASMR and Collab
Stream status: https://imissfauna.com/
BDAY MERCH:https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/ceresfauna_bd2022
Ara Ara button:https://faunaraara.com/

>I'm new to Fauna, which stream VODs should I watch to get into her?
ASMR:https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeLzFij5dykdhWnY3f3E1Ot-FlcBMVSA_
Minecraft:https://youtu.be/ZdHCf5NLmZ0
Spore:https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeLzFij5dykeMzF79onvOx2PjYIwyj36G
Pokemon Unite:https://youtu.be/C2R6zHNePhg
Resident Evil 7:https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeLzFij5dykf8wvxHI-9xKZP_WMdmbD_8
Animal Crossing:https://youtu.be/G9X3d81EKeI
Pokémon Legends:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_2FG2zM4Mw

Reminder to hide, ignore, and do not interact with grasshoppers and their bait, saplings.

>> No.21694253
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And fuck "edition" bs, simple subject is best.

>> No.21694317

>>21694160
>>21694253
Sweet Nectar Edition

>> No.21694410

>>21694317
If only most editions were that clever... i still think "edition" on the subject is bs.

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>> No.21694838

I only play elden ring with fauna streams in the background. I need her voice to cheer me on.

>> No.21695030

>>21694765
I love these two unlicenced libertarian tax-dodging maids

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>> No.21696014

>>21694160
Still not big enough. Make. Them. BIGGER.

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>>21695935
Oh I've got just the thing for that

>> No.21699330
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>I miss Fauna
>You miss Fauna
WE MISS FAUNA

>> No.21699404

>>21694160
BIG FUCKIN MILKERS

>> No.21699733
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>>21694160
BOOBA

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>>21694253
>someone else made another version of this meme

>> No.21700362

>>21699330
WE ARE

>> No.21700406
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I FALL ASLEEP LISTENING TO FAUNA AND THE INSTANT I WAKE UP I PUT HER BACK ON I USED TO JOKE ABOUT BEING ATTACHED I PLAYED MYSELF LIKE A FIDDLE I HAVE DEVELOPED FEELINGS FOR THIS KIRIN AND I NEED HER TO GET THROUGH THE DAY

>> No.21701915

the lap pillow asmr destroyed me

where do I find someone like this irl

>> No.21701934

Dont play the cute alarm, you go back to sleep

>> No.21702006
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>>21701934
I want Fauna to lull me into eternal slumber

>> No.21702187

>>21701915
Nowhere, things will only get worst.
It's all bullshit

>> No.21702661

>Outrun the wind, thank you!

>> No.21702833

500,000 x ara ara

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You wouldn't, right...?

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>> No.21704305

>>21703190
The thing I'd do to wide fauna.... good lord..

>> No.21704321

>>21694160
suck or fuck nature's fat fucking tits

>> No.21704372

>>21704321
Whatever you do, don't break her heart.

>> No.21705043

>>21702006
I actually wouldn't mind if Fauna killed me

>> No.21705182

>>21705043
Same here.

>> No.21705332

>>21705043
Same desu.

>> No.21705540

>>21705043
To the compost

>> No.21706911 [DELETED] 

I'd tickle her neck

>> No.21706973

>>21697806
Fauna is one of the few people who have made me feel better about going bald. Not in a pitying sense, just a normalizing "whatever" sort of way.

>> No.21707042

>>21702661
>Revelence, thank you. Outrun the wind, thank you. Revelence, thank you. The great billy mays, thank you. Outrun the wind, thank you.

>> No.21707227

>>21707042
In a sense they've won. Their names probably occasionally pop into Fauna's head. She's probably going to bed at night and for a split moment while drifting off to sleep in her sleep drunk state she thinks "revelence, thank you".

>> No.21707308

>>21707227
Isn't that the whole point of sc?
Conditioning the streamer?

>> No.21707473

>>21705043
Would you mind if she turned you into a potato and then ate you? What about if she turned you irish?

>> No.21707519
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>focusing on the names in SC readings
>and not her tangents
Imagine being this dumb.

>> No.21707922

>>21707519
She usually doesn't drift into tangents on the stupid $5 one-liner SCs. Hence why she just goes "X name, thank you" and moves on quickly. They're essentially worthless, just a quick way to get Fauna to say your name.
If I have something interesting to add or ask, I usually do at least a $10 and she tends to actually respond to those. (For example asking about an upcoming game or what she thinks about a product.)

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Holy shit I've got it bad, I had 2 Fauna dreams last night, that can't be healthy.
>1st one
>fauna seems sad while streaming
>chat keeps badgering her about it
>she eventually posts an explanation that she hates her new place and it's getting to her
>ends stream and privates the vod
>2nd one
>fauna says she got tired of waiting for a pajamas outfit
>commissioned Asagi-mama and her rigger without telling Cover
>reveals her new outfits, it's just a babydoll
What a wild ride of emotions wake up today.

>> No.21709083

>>21708272
Are you okay?
Remember to stay fertilized

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>>21709083
I blame Super Eyepatch Wolf for making me real sad about Berserk right before bed.

>> No.21709887

>>21708272
I had a Fauna dream last night too, she had moved in next door to me and we became besties. I'm still in shock

>> No.21710251

>>21709887
So you're the one who's TV interrupted her stream

>> No.21711394

>>21694160
UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.21711733

whatd she say about kirby 64? id kill for a remake

>> No.21712143

>>21711733
It was her favorite Kirby game growing up

>> No.21713633

>>21709328
Holy shit same

>> No.21714190

>>21708272
I had one where she hearted comments again. It's been like a month since she last hearted them? Sucker for Love I think

>> No.21714319

>>21714190
Anon, this level of obsession...

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Man I know to ignore grasshoppers but I can’t help but get pissed seeing all the Fauna bait threads lately

>> No.21714634

>>21714335
Yeah I have to admit it's kind of annoying, even as a newer sapling

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>>21714335
>going to the catalog
Your first mistake!

>> No.21714755

>>21714319
Not really. I got a notification for one last month and I haven't gotten any since, so I assume she hasn't done them. Obsession would be speculating on why she hasn't been doing it

>> No.21714840

>>21714335
It's cool anon, they get shat on every single time they post. Unlike certain other vtubers, Fauna has no actual yabs, just schizos grasping at straws.
I think that's why they do it though, she's "too perfect" and their autism flares up at such a notion.

Pretty cute that other EN fans usually stick up for Fauna. It's because she always treats everyone in HoloEN with the utmost respect and it's recognized.

>> No.21714916

>>21714755
You get a notification every time she hearts a comment? Or just your comments?

>> No.21715072

>>21714916
Youtube only notifies for your own stuff

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I want to smooch this dork

>> No.21715496

https://youtu.be/SIU9OarHD4U?t=7796
Unbelievably based take. My sides are in orbit.

>> No.21715631

>>21715072
So you just assume that your comment will always get hearted if she's doing it at all? That seems a bit presumptuous.

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>> No.21717204

Fauna on mori

>> No.21717272

FAUNA ON THE TELLY

>> No.21717463

god i love her giggles

>> No.21718893

A fucking "fauna hates her fans" bait thread, if any of you took that bait and replied you deserve compost correction

On a better note, I had another dream and fauna was in it. Was one of the nonsensical dreams and she wasn't at the centre of the dream but she definitely appeared and spoke to me halfway through.

>> No.21719007

fuck it I'm skipping church to listen to her ASMR

>> No.21719043

>>21719007
Does this count as paganism

>> No.21720136

God I would give fucking anything for a comfy looking Fauna daki. It wouldnt even need to be lewd at all, just cute.

>> No.21720173

>>21719007
Heretic. Remember she did say it might be scuffed though since it's her first attempt in the new place

>> No.21720469

>>21720173
That's the reason why I'm skipping church, there's a high chance of her privating it due to scuff. Sure I can just download an archive but it's just not the same.

>> No.21721044

>>21718893
Nice. I had a dream about Fauna where she was reviewing nature parks and I was her cameraman and we teleported using nature fuckery to get to the other nature parks.

>> No.21721160

>>21719007
Anon, go and enjoy mingling with your community. Fauna will still be around (unless the scuff is terrible and she deleted it).

>> No.21721667

>>21721160
not to make a blogpost about it but I'm not exactly a part of the church community for reason But eh maybe I'll decide to go after I take a nap I don't think Fauna would appreciate me saying that.

>> No.21721828

>>21720136
Same, I have a daki already but waking up next to Fauna would be heavnly.

>> No.21721831

>>21720469
I can't see it being that bad. She still has a few mildly scuffed asmrs up where the old 3dio creaked, those ones I just can't really relisten. I think at worst the audio quality will have dropped by adding compression to kill background noise, she's gonna be wary of that TV

>> No.21722038

>>21721828
There are some good unofficial ones, just swap it out for the official one later it will happen

>> No.21722346

>>21719007
Go to Church bro, your loyalty will be rewarded.

>> No.21722354

>>21722038
I got super lucky and was able to commission a custom daki of a different character for a mere 100 USD per side a long time ago but I dont think the artist knew the value of custom dakis at the time.

>> No.21722688

wen squeeb

my dopamine receptors are getting dry

>> No.21722769

>>21722354
I can buy a custom Daki but should and could are different things. I just want to combine the fauna sleepy alarm audio with a Daki and my mornings will be complete

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>>21722688
Double dose of fauna today unless you're a cursed European like me

>> No.21722961

>>21714840
At this point I just think it's funny how they're still trying to push the same prehistoric rrats. She's such a good professional streamer they never have anything new to work with.

>> No.21723181

>>21722961
I still find it annoying to see sosny take the fucking bait and argue on it. The title and pic were as low effort as it gets and some will be er learn to stop feeding them

>> No.21723291

>>21723181
I apparently had a fucking stroke typing that on my phone. Fucking hell

>> No.21723586

>>21723181
A lot of it is is just schizoids replying to themselves. Just ignore it or sage the thread, all you can do.

>> No.21723706

>>21706973
Did she say something about bald people?

>> No.21723874

>>21694160
Why they fuck the gotta ruin her design with a mole? Who the hell thinks moles are attractive?

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>>21723874

>> No.21724298 [DELETED] 

>>21714335
I must confess, i respond to the threads jokingly cause i find it fun and I'm not gonna get offended on behalf of some silly anime girl, but today i learnt that i fucked up. I've been posting Eddy thinking it was just a funny meme where we pretend that the dude from Ed Edd and Eddy was fucking everyone's oshi, i never realized it was an actual rrat. I am sorry saplings, I'll willingly jump into the compost bin now.

>> No.21724370

>>21723706
Yeah I'm bald and she threw kisses at me through the stream, so she accepts me

>> No.21724541

>>21723874
This is the single most homosexual post I've ever seen in my life.

>> No.21724745

>>21723874
What's wrong with you?

>> No.21724782

>>21723706
she said Agent 47 would look better with hair and chat teased her with it lmao

>> No.21724997

>>21724782
Poor bald fags

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>>21723874
imagine being this much of a fucking faggot

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>>21719007
You'd make Fauna sad, you better not have

>> No.21725968

>>21717272
>>21717204
Oh I missed it. Was it cute?

>> No.21726071

>>21725968
It felt a little stinted, but fauna is always cute

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Hello my sapling friends, I'm inviting everyone here to join us on Yubicraft, we are currently expanding the Sapling Town and could use more help.

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>>21726329
I tried joining one time but before I could even put my login and password in, other members were making fun of me. I figured I was unwanted so I left.

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Turkey salad sex

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>>21727079
yeah some people makes sure newfags aren't some kind of tourists/troll
just read the instructions at spawn and you should be fine also, I will make sure to kill anyone who makes fun of you

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>> No.21730183

>>21724997
can wear headphones with glasses tho

>> No.21730266

>>21719007
Fauna would not like this. Go to church, anon.

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>>21723874
we get it, you're gay

>> No.21730495

>>21730266
Not sure where you get this idea from, she never advocated for any religion or gave any indication that she partakes.

Fauna >>> Imaginary higher powers of bullshit

>> No.21730682

>>21730495
It's not about church specifically. It's about cutting out on real life commitments/relationships to watch her streams.

>> No.21730695

>>21730495
Found the atheist. Fauna doesn’t want you changing your lifestyle to fit her stream schedule, dummy.

>> No.21731002

>>21730695
You shouldnt need religion or any imaginary sky daddy to better yourself. Fauna is all you need for that motivation. At least she's somewhat real.

>> No.21731350

>>21731002
Can you stop? Atheists are infinitely worse than the stereotypical vegan. I said nothing about what I do and don’t believe, yet you assume I must be religious because I’m not crusading against religion in a thread on /vt/.

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>>21730495
>Fauna >>> Imaginary higher powers of bullshit

>> No.21731572

>>21731002
>sky daddy
Wow, ghostcum was right. Atheists can't hold a conversation for two minutes without saying this.

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I want to hide under the prayer bench and let fauna piss in my mouth while she kneels for prayertime!

>> No.21732197

>>21731640
Christians don't use a bench to pray though right? they use kneelers or nothing I thought.
t. Catholic anon

>> No.21732334

>>21732197
>he thinks Catholics are Christians
kek
but this wildly off topic, go to /his/ if you want to talk about religion

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>>21723874
actual fucking faggot

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skipped to the fauna call-in on moris birthday. she does something cute for each birthday, Maybe in a year after every birthday there'll be a wide version of everyone

>> No.21732836

>>21732665
Hololive Civil War: Smol vs Wide

>> No.21732880

>>21732665
She was drawing a lot of wides during a recent stream.

>> No.21733009

>>21731002
>imaginary sky daddy
lmao literally said "the line"

>> No.21733019

>>21732880
i forgot the members one, she's already halfway there kek

>> No.21733201

>>21733019
Did they get posted or are they locked to member streams?

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is Kirin milk more similar to onions or oat milk?

>> No.21733339

>>21733201
i think theyre locked. but you're not a grey... right?

>> No.21733395

>>21733297
I think it’s like almond milk for the sole reason of me liking almond milk.

>> No.21733432

>>21733297
completely unique. tastes better than both.
i pour it onto my cornflakes, straight from the source

>> No.21733469

>>21733395
this but oat milk

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>>21733339
yeah and she loves me anyway

>> No.21733590

>>21733508
you just lost my respect, i hope losing the respect of an internet stranger on 4chan keeps you awake at night. filthy grey.

>> No.21733636

>kiara sings lovefool
>brain filled with fauna thoughts
I cant escape her...

>> No.21733677

>>21733636
it's not the same without the Fauna whispers

>> No.21733719

>>21733636
what gave you the idea there was ever an escape

>> No.21733734

Fauna is Faunline!!!

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>> No.21734137

>>21733297
It's just like cocogoat milk

>> No.21734285

>>21733636
I listen to that karaoke every week

>> No.21734466

>>21733297
Give Fauna a good squeeze and find out

>> No.21734540

>>21734466
what if I give her a bad squeeze

>> No.21734680

>>21734540
She'll cry. You don't want to make Fauna cry, do you?

>> No.21734704

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NUY48Etomo

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>>21734704

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>>21734680
that would make it better

>> No.21734994

>>21734704
i'm gonna squeeb

>> No.21735150

god we're so fucking blessed. the whisper ones are sometimes borderline zatsus too

>> No.21735359

>>21734704
archivechads I'm counting on you...

>> No.21735378

>>21733297
Is milk commonly compared to onions?

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>>21734982
seems like this sapling needs some pruning

>> No.21735610

>>21733297
A kirin is similar to a goat/deer/moose so something along those lines, with a hint of nuts and berries.

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>>21733201
Don't tell anyone you got it from me

>> No.21735689

>>21735378
Newfagchama.... they filter the word onions to onions now after /pol/ crossboard shenanigans got our of control.

>> No.21735712

>>21729220
I laughed. Thanks

>> No.21735747

>>21735689
Kek they even filter it with a 0 instead of an o now

Soi

50y

So-y

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>suddenly got sick
I guess this is my punishment. I'm going to die and end up in hell. That's fine, Church of Christ heaven is actually fucking boring anyway.

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>>21735781

>> No.21735858

>>21735636
iirc she said she doesn't mind too too much if we show them off, she's prolly gonna give them to the other holo mems for their bdays anyway

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>>21734982

>> No.21735949

>>21694160
god dammit I've fapped to this image like 4 times today

>> No.21736009

>>21735949
Four times in one day sounds like a lot.

>> No.21736026

>>21735865
i fucking hate you for making me laugh

>> No.21736033

>>21736009
maybe to you

>> No.21736076

>>21735949
Spill that seed all over her bosom.

>> No.21736093

>>21735949
how the fuck is a single image enough to bust four nuts for you

>> No.21736173

>>21736093
I'm not a coomer that requires tranny porn? If you can't get an erection on command to your imagination quit porn for a few weeks anon

>> No.21736265

>>21736173
i dont need tranny porn but i'd at least need more than one image to get off. maybe that's the sign of needing to dial it back

>> No.21736409

>>21736093
Youngsters these days don't know shit about what people had to use as material back in the day

>> No.21736493

>>21736409
boomers dont understand the difficulty of the abundance of internet porn, but being unable to find that one video you nutted to 7 years ago

>> No.21736527

>>21736409
Man i remember nutting to the same magazine cutouts for several months straight.

>> No.21736848

>>21736409
When I was 12 or 13 I printed out some A4 sheets of hentai girls at school and glued them into the back of a maths textbook I kept on display in my bedroom
I busted many a nut to basic calculus over the years and several more today to meido Fauna
I was thinking of how upset she must be as I cum for the fourth time on her massive tits just as she's finished cleaning up since the last time

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>>21736848

>> No.21737190

>>21722346
Yeah, go and get molested, you deserve it.

>> No.21737280

>>21737190
What?

>> No.21737429
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>create entirely separate YouTube and twitter accounts to follow fauna
>set up proper notifications
>youtube starts sending me toast notifications for random clipper channels that aren't even fauna related

what the fuck

>> No.21737532

>>21701915
i cant listen to that one again without literally breaking down

>> No.21737601

I'm just gonna say it. I don't like ear cleaning that much and I'd rather listen to Fauna whisper without the cotton sounds in my ear.

>> No.21737665

>>21731459
>Zeus? Loki? Shiva? Set? Nah, I don't believe in those made up deities.
>Why yes! I do think it's obvious that the abrahamic god is real, you'd be silly not to believe that. Atheists are just total losers.
christcucks in a nutshell

>> No.21737676

>>21737429
youtube is garbage and I wish there was a way to put your notifications on select channels only
>>21737601
I despise ear cleaning I wish ASMR was more soft breathing and quiet words and less catastrophic feedback

>> No.21738195

>>21737676
you can absolutely get that. theres shit tons of asmr that's purely talking and less jarring triggers than ear cleaning. i dont think fauna has done any yet though

>> No.21738393

>>21694160
I MISS FAUNA.

>> No.21738504

>>21737601
I despise ear cleaning too. I would like Fauna to FUCKING LICK THE SHIT OUT OF MY EARS, JUST JAM YOUR FUCKING WET TONGUE INTO MY EARHOLE AND WRIGGLE IT AROUND LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO TASTE EVERY INCH OF MY GODDAMN BRAIN, LIKE HOLY SHIT GREEN WOMAN REALLY JUST RUN YOUR TONGUE ALONG THE SMOOTH UNWRINKLED SURFACE OF MY GREY MATTER, REPLACE ALL OF MY BRAIN FLUIDS WITH YOUR DROOL UNTIL THE ONLY THING I'M CAPABLE OF SAYING IS "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

>> No.21738511

>>21738393
50 minutes buddy

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>>21738504
me too!

>> No.21738621

>>21737601
I only enjoy Fauna's ear cleaning because it's so uncomfortable in a pleasant way. It feels like my ears are being violated, but I'm allowing it to happen cause a cute girl is the one violating my ear holes. It makes my ears feel all tingly and uncomfortable yet i allow it to happen, like when something sexual is happening as a kid and it feels wrong but you don't want it to stop and you don't know why.

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>>21738504
What did i just read?

>> No.21738649

>>21738504
>>21738561
you wouldn't think of using fauna's asmr as coom material, right?

>> No.21738688

>>21704372
Both at the same time

>> No.21738692

>>21738621
Sapling got diddled as a kid lets gooo

>> No.21738827

>>21737601
I felt the same way until she switched to the KU100 and I got better headphones and listened at lower volumes, its less 'harsh'. Still would rather listen to her whisper though.
I would also kill for like a heartbeat only with soft barely audible breathing that I could loop for 8 hours.

>> No.21738916

>>21738827
strange seeing comments that fauna's ear cleaning to be too harsh. i wish it was way rougher, hers is one of the most gentle ear cleaning i listen to

>> No.21738948

>>21738649
I am likely in the minority but her voice and model are too cute for me to even think about her that way, I just want to cuddle or have her sleep on my shoulder or something.
[spoiler[Her fanart on the other hand....something about being once removed from her persona[/spoiler]

>> No.21738985

why does Fauna hate pants?

>> No.21739034

>>21738985
Why wear pants when skirts exist?

>> No.21739038

>>21738948
Sapling...

>> No.21739044

>>21738916
This, it feels like she's being gentle, I want her to go deep inside my ear holes and rupture my ear drums, then spit into my ear and have it crawl deep to my brain cave

>> No.21739047

>>21738985
its not a matter of hating pants, its a matter of loving panties

>> No.21739079

>>21738649
Quite frankly I don't think Fauna have it in her to make truly degenerate ASMR for coomer purposes.
She can make her voice into sex, but just that is not really enough to compete with shit from DLsite or even YT ear-sluts like Mare

>> No.21739084

>>21739047
*skirts
so panties can be seen

>> No.21739092

>>21738916
Its not hers, its just 'ear cleaning' in general I prefer to cut the volume way low on, I think its something with the 3dio as other mics and the ku100 seem fine, but even then its not like I am in pain or recoiling.

>> No.21739105

>ASMR at midnight
EU best region confirmed?

>> No.21739145

>>21738985
because she is literally perfect and fucking adorable
i wish women casually wearing cute skirts was more common

>> No.21739178
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free asmr ideas for manager to read
>live lap pillow
>soft tapping
>more hand cupping
>whatever that gél ball Noel has is
>going absolutely mental like https://youtu.be/4oots7jSUSM?t=2788
>sleeping noises for members

>> No.21739191

>>21738985
>>21739145
god cute girls in skirts and stockings are peak
bless fauna

>> No.21739206

>>21739105
if you fall asleep to this you might miss the kino collab afterward.

>> No.21739221

I like Fauna because she reminds me a lot of my ex

>> No.21739227

>>21739044
this, the harsh ear picking where it feels like your ear is being physically scratched at by something tough and not squishy.
>>21739084
mare does too much ear eating for me to enjoy, but fauna can still go slightly degenerate without being full coombait okayu's membership is a good example

>> No.21739262

>>21739178
based

>> No.21739283

>>21739221
that doesn't sound very healthy

>> No.21739299

>>21739178
soft tapping? no, tap the nails right into the ears. let the sound reach my brain

>> No.21739345

>>21739227
well its not like she talks about her skirts or panties anyway so shes not really coombait to begin with. She merely told us once that she usually wears skirts.

>> No.21739390

>>21739221
maybe fauna is your ex

>> No.21739420

>>21739390
I would hang myself

>> No.21739568

>>21739420
i would too if i realised i missed a shot with fauna good thing im still with her

>> No.21739593

>>21739283
NTA but I know none of this is, but she is the reason I get up in the morning.
Some other saplings creativity is also inspiring and I made an art project or two which for a brief moment helped me focus on anything else.
I bought dumbells and do some curls while watching some of her casual games, maybe if I get out of skeleton mode I won't hate looking at myself in the mirror so much.
I also decided that I will fix this old windows surface tablet I have and maybe start doodling during her streams as well.
I still feel like shit all the time but whatever fucked parasocial thing I created for myself here has prevented me from being a numb NPC, I would rather be sad than the husk I was the last decade. I would rather have her fleetingly be on my computer screen then not exist at all.

>> No.21739594

>>21739420
Anon I'm sorry to tell you this but...

>> No.21739636

>>21739568
go to bed clover

>> No.21739666

>>21739283
it's not a big factor in why I like her, maybe my original post was misleading. But you're probably right regardless. She cute tho

>> No.21739667

>>21739594
>>21739594
nah bro I've never touched hands with a female specimen let alone be in a relationship with one
wait maybe I should hang myself for real

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>> No.21739778

>>21739593
based, whatever keeps you getting out of bed in the morning is all that matters.

>> No.21739786

>>21739390
She's definitely not lol, different voice. And my ex is/was extremely catholic, and thought asmr was perverted and gross.

>> No.21739841

>>21739714
why are moles so cute

>> No.21739844

>>21739786
That's one dumb ex you had...

>> No.21739847

>>21739786
ok but riddle me this, we know fauna went through some big phases growing up. maybe you were dating mother nature herself

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>>21739178
I want a stream in which she boots up skyrim, finds a fireplace to sit next to, and begins to read the in-game books very softly.

>> No.21739908

>>21739786
>extremely catholic trad gf that resembles fauna
anon, I...

>> No.21739917

>>21739593
Getting gains as a skelly is all about eating lots and getting good rest, the lifting is the easy part usually. Get some calorie counting app like MyFitnessPal and look up a popular routine like PPL or GreyskullLP, and most importantly don't forget that consistency is key and not to give up or change routines constantly. Joining a gym would probably help a lot too but it's not necessary if you know what you're doing. Go become a sick cunt, sapling

>> No.21739920

>>21739786
Can't believe Fauna is a Danish Boxxy Catholic girl

>> No.21739986

>>21739875
argonian maid late night reading

>> No.21739989

>tons of sexy art
>won't do sexy streams
There is no justice in this world.

>> No.21740006

I think Fauna is nice

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>>21739920

>> No.21740029

>>21739989
fauna is pure, PURE!

>> No.21740059

>>21740029
And that's a bad thing.

>> No.21740064

>>21739989
fauna confirmed a ringfit stream, for whatever thats worth. even though i dont get the appeal whatsoever

>> No.21740067

>>21739989
Anon there are plenty of slut streamers for you to jerk off to. Fauna is for motherwife handholds.

>> No.21740119

>>21694160
please do not use such indecent pictures of Fauna as the OP, it compelled me to click this thread.

>> No.21740127

>>21740067
I'm not asking for full whore, but even fbk's asmr is far sexier than fauna's

>> No.21740178

>>21739847
If Fauna is always putting on a slightly higher voice, and is from the US midwest, it's possible. If that's the case then she has a background in music performance and is like 25/26 now.
The similarities are things like always wearing a skirt and dressing feminine, being really smart and witty, and putting her values in front of others (i.e. saplings put in her orchard regardless of their feelings), but being kind and gentle when it doesn't come to that.
She was really cool and cute but not really a good girlfriend. There's no telling what Fauna is like in a relationship.

>> No.21740181

>>21740127
curious, what kind of triggers are you after then?

>> No.21740239

>>21740181
https://youtu.be/WnY0pQMmrM0

>> No.21740248

>>21740178
didnt mean to make you a bit paranoid anon, was dicking about lol. but yeah we see a very limited side of fauna so there's really no telling

>> No.21740277

>>21740119
I'm surprised there is no signs of tourists with such click bait OP image.

>> No.21740287

what kind of skirts does fauna wear

>> No.21740327

>>21740287
plaid

>> No.21740346

>>21740287
Cottagecore

>> No.21740411

https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1510735889953001473
AHHHHHHHHHH

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...

>> No.21740436

>>21740239
choco's breathing is S tier. I could listen to this for hours. scrubbed to a random timestamp, i admit i wish fauna would do something like this but i think she's just straight up embarrassed to do anything slightly weird.

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>>21740287

>> No.21740487

>>21740427
fuck my life

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>>21740411
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.21740501
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I am going to fucking kill myself

>> No.21740532

>>21740411
>>21740427
FAUNA NO PLEASE NO DONT DO THIS

i was looking forward to this all day, i know this shit happens and she cant help it but im so fucking sad

>> No.21740534

>>21740427
I can't believe Clover did this

>> No.21740544

>Monitor fell down and broke

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.21740547

no fucking way

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>> No.21740581

>>21740411
>>21740427
kek
fucking how

>> No.21740587

Guessing she's off of the collab too huh. Can't shit go right around here...

>> No.21740589

why does the world keep stopping her from doing asmr? did someone cast a fucking curse?

>> No.21740602

rip, I was pretty excited for this stream since I never watched one of her ASMR streams live
oh well, fuck my life

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Just fucking end me

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>> No.21740635

>>21740501
tell fauna's monitor on the other side that he's a dick for doing this

>> No.21740685
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WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYÝYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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>>21740589

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>>21740411
>>21740427
>>21740501
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.21740708

Sorry guys it was my fault, it tipped over when i was raw dogging her on the table. Don't worry though, i ordered some shit on Amazon with prime shipping.

>> No.21740713

>>21740587
It's not too late, so she may go buy a temporary monitor before the Collab... I hope.

>> No.21740714

>>21740688
fuck you watame stupid sheep

>> No.21740735
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>>21740411
>>21740427
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>21740685

>> No.21740751

So no collab either?

>> No.21740793

):

>> No.21740799

>>21740587
>>21740751
Surely she has more than one monitor. At worst that means she just won’t stream her pov. I hope.

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>>21740688
DIE

>> No.21740806

Does she only have one monitor?

>> No.21740827

>>21740708
i posted this also prime isnt quick enough is it you fucking grasshopper

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Its going to be okay guys...

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>> No.21740871

Fauna, use your laptop for the ASMR stream...

>> No.21740892

day is ruined

>> No.21740894

>>21740713
Assuming she doesn't stream her own POV, why would she need a second monitor? Pretty sure another chuuba could just host and if she wanted to just be a PNG on their screen.
I remain casually hopeful she still wants to attend the collab. How the fuck did a monitor fall over anyway? Clover? Did she bump over the ku100 perhaps? Seems silly as I work in IT and practically throw monitors around all day.
Oh well.

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>>21740287

>> No.21740908

Fauna you clumsy kirin. She's lucky she's so cute.

>> No.21740926

>oh haha we'll just private/download archiveit if it is scuffed
>no stream at all

>> No.21740946

Sorry guys ;;

>> No.21740947

>>21740871
laptops are the noisiest fucking things under load. wouldn't meet her standards

>> No.21740979

>>21740926
saplings, we just keep cursing themselves
doomed to suffer for eternity.

>> No.21740981

>>21740947
Fair enough.

>> No.21740983

We still got the collab right? haha...

>> No.21740996

>>21740946
go buy a new monitor NOW

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>Fauna cancelled the stream so that Sapling can go to church.
TRUST HER PLAN

>> No.21741006

if the heretic who skipped church to listen to catch the stream is still here, look at what your fucking sin has caused.

>> No.21741011

>large gap between ASMR streams
>"my monitor broke, stream is canceled sorry!"
confirms the rrat that fauna doesn't want to be known for ASMR anymore

>> No.21741041

>>21740946
Clover, you're getting the boiling tar for this...

>> No.21741042

>>21741011
Good, she's too good to be relegated to boring ASMR streams.

>> No.21741053

>>21694160
>Cancelled ASMR

I MISS FAUNA UUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.21741059

>>21741011
kill yourself grasshopper

>> No.21741070

>>21741011
Why did she buy a $10k mic then?

>> No.21741092

FAUNA'S ON TELLY

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>Replying to grasshoppers

>> No.21741127

>>21741070
dont engage with a baiting grasshopper

>> No.21741134

>>21740999
>6PM EST
>5PM CST
>4PM MST
>3PM PST
Too late for church...

>> No.21741142

>Go to Target
>Buy new monitor
>Stream only gets delayed 2 hours
Fauna is lazy.

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>>21740411
>>21740427
>>21740501
God damn it WE WERE SO CLOSE..
We don't even get the pleasure of it happening during the ASMR so we have a memeable clip.

>> No.21741167

fugg I was looking forward to this

>> No.21741172

>>21741092
Fauna can't be on telly, she has no telly

>> No.21741173

how the fuck did she do it?

>> No.21741174

>>21741134
>no evening mass at your church

>> No.21741187

>>21740239
Randomly skipped to 25.20. This is so fucking lewd, NOT for Kirin.

>> No.21741211

Really have to wonder what kind of setup does she have where that manages to happen
It sucks, I hope she can get a replacement before the collab later

>> No.21741213

im 100% certain this happened because she was trying to fit the massive KU 100 onto her desk with enough room and kept shifting her monitor back a little more until it was hanging off the edge

>> No.21741216

>>21741142
What the fuck is target

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>>21741216

>> No.21741285

https://twitter.com/asagi_0398/status/1510737590319972352
soggymom...

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I love my dumb kirin wife!

>> No.21741319

>>21741285
one of us.........

>> No.21741329

This fuckin Kinin...

>> No.21741348

>>21741211
Probably a combination of having a tiny desk, trying to cram way too much stuff there (ASMR mic etc), using something non-optimal (like a pile of books) as a stand to raise the monitor, and lastly, being a clumsy kirin prone to knocking things over

>> No.21741349

monitor.... hort....

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>> No.21741400

>>21741285
Fauna really is her favorite child, huh..

>> No.21741407

Hopefully she can still do the collab, VCD isn't too demanding a game so maybe she can just show up as a png on her laptop

>> No.21741411

>>21741142
>Shopping at Target

Fauna has standards bro.

>> No.21741430

>>21741351
Kek.

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21741449

Fuck this gay earth

>> No.21741454

I'll send her a new monitor

>> No.21741463

if the world wasn't cursed, we'd all be listening to fauna whispering and giggling about random crap right now

>> No.21741521

>>21741463
She's doing it right now.

>> No.21741522

>>21741454
Send her a dozen extra ones, i can see the next one breaking as well

>> No.21741546

>>21741411
This isn't about you and whatever taste you have dummy. Target is the most popular super store for average middle class western women. I just used it as an example. Whatever the Canadian equivalent is would suffice.

>> No.21741598

It's ok I'll knock myself out with some sleeping pills

>> No.21741626

>>21741187
Listen to the whole thing. It sounds like you've got time.

>> No.21741665

>>21741546
buying the first monitor you can get as an immediate replacement to breaking one is a result of terrible purchasing habits and 0 financial awareness

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Man

>> No.21741754

>>21741665
Anon she gets like a thousand dollars a stream

>> No.21741770

>>21741665
This, she should use this opportunity to invest in a good monitor.

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she hates us

>> No.21741791

>>21741665
Fauna would get refunded for her purchase tenfold if she did the ASMR stream bud. Are you ok?

>> No.21741799
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new monitor

>> No.21741827

My Fauna loyalty has really been getting tested recently, from her 3 cancelled streams in a row, to not even letting us know that the third one was cancelled explicitly, to this. Hopefully in a month when all the settling down is done we won't have to worry about this anymore. I also know that the moment she starts up her next stream I'll believe in her again but right now it's devastating.

>> No.21741832

>>21741754
yes, and going down the rabbit hole of "i have money, i shouldnt care how much junk i impulse buy" is why you're poor

>> No.21741837

>>21741754
That's not the point you dumdum sapling.
>>21741799
Too big for her closet setup.

>> No.21741868

>>21741704
not to attention whore, it kinda makes me smile that the same mouth I drew on my phone is being used in further edits.
thanks for making/sharing this sapling, the world stings a bit less

>> No.21741880

I came here to uuuuuu at you. How the hell does one beak a monitor. I'm concerned (mostly for the KU100).

>> No.21741913

>>21741799
she needs a lighter monitor than that man. dropping that would break the damn floor

>> No.21741914

>>21741776
Right now the only one that hates is me

>> No.21741951

>>21741827
she just moved and is clearly stressed in general, hate the world not her

>> No.21741956
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>>21741799
You could fit her entire face on that.

>> No.21741965

>>21741913
Kek, are floors that flimsy these days?

>> No.21741974

>>21741951
You're right, I'm sorry. I'm gonna go draw Fauna now.

>> No.21741976

>>21741832
Anon she streams for a living
Getting a replacement monitor isn't a random impulse buy, it's literally part of her job

>> No.21741983

>>21741956
if one day I buy an ultra wide monitor this is gonna be my wallaper

>> No.21741991

>>21741880
my headcannon is she knocked the KU100 over into the monitor itself again

>> No.21742011

>>21741913
>american sturdiness

>> No.21742040

>>21741976
Which is why she should take her time to get a good monitor instead of buying whatever the store has on sale.

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>>21741956
Oops wrong one.

>> No.21742061

>>21741991
>Weight KU 100 without batteries approx. 3500 g
>Weight with carrying case approx. 9500 g
I can see that happening. That's a pretty big oh nyo indeed.

>> No.21742111

>>21741991
I was thinking the same thing, but she would have told us in her tweet.

>> No.21742115

>>21742040
>>21741976
>>21741832
>>21741770
>>21741665
>>21741546
>>21741411
pure autism

>> No.21742122

>>21741965
was an exaggeration cos that thing is massive
>>21741976
there's no deadline to hit here. buy the quickest shit monitor you can now, then buy a better one later and have a crappy one lying around taking space, or wait a day and let a good long term replacement arrive at the door

>> No.21742137

>>21741832
Project more

>> No.21742229

>>21742122
>have a crappy one lying around taking space
It would be sensible to have a backup anyway, given it's her job.

>> No.21742236

no fauna stream and saplings go feral. what's your fav asmr she's done to date? mines this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhN7AAOX2eg&t=2113s

>> No.21742280

So she blatantly couldn't stop her KU100 from picking up background noise from her neighbours and blamed the monitor right?

>> No.21742284

>>21742236
Probably her best one so far, good taste

>> No.21742306

>>21742236
The kalimba one

>> No.21742309

I feel empty

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>>21742122
>enabling her hoarder tendencies

>> No.21742351

>>21741411
Target is standards. You're paying a little more to not go to Walmart

>> No.21742429

What do you believe sapling kun? https://strawpoll.com/polls/BDyNj04K7yR

>> No.21742459

>>21742429
anything but option 1 is for grasshoppers

>> No.21742522

>>21742459
There are quite a few huh.

>> No.21742532

I would genuinely be OK if she dropped the live ASMR attempts if they stress her out to much and just went back to pre-recorded vods, replacing them with short ~1 hour zatsus like the morning bae coffee time ones.

>> No.21742540

fauna mention in ame's stream

>> No.21742554

>>21742522
the ones voting hate are going through the 5 stages or grief

>> No.21742567
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>>21742429
>accidentally "broke" the monitor minutes before the stream
she clearly hate us!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.21742569

>>21742236
asmr streams are cuddle sessions so yeah some anons are miffed

>> No.21742598

>>21742429
>>21742459
breaking a monitor is too fucking specific and random to be a dodge yab, she could have just said her setup is still fucked or generic pc broke type problem

>> No.21742630
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>>21742540
SHE'S NOT A DEER

>> No.21742632

>>21742459
>>21742522
>>21742554
Fauna hates us is a just a meme, I'm sure no one here actually thinks she does, at least when I joke about her hating us i don't mean it at all.

>> No.21742638

I'll cope by listening to 2 Faunas whispering in my ears

>> No.21742648

>>21742122
>buy a replacement monitor
>stream
>instantly make more money than the monitor cost
>stream as much as you want with it until you can buy your dream monitor
>make a bunch more money because you're streaming which is your job and how you earn a living
>get the new monitor
>throw the old one in the trash if you want to

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>>21719007
GOD PUNISHED ALL OF US BECAUSE OF YOU

>> No.21742716

>>21742648
i stopped engaging in this shit because it was autism as pointed out. we get it, you're grieving. dont take it out on fauna

>> No.21742748

>imagining frustrated Fauna angry at herself for being so clumsy
>imagining sad Fauna crying because her setup is messed and nothing is working
Now I'm sad too...

>> No.21742770

>>21741546
Do you think Fauna probounces Target "Tarjayy"

>> No.21742775

>>21742648
You clearly don't know ehat money is.

>> No.21742891

>>21742775
>save $150
>miss out on making $1000
>financial genius

>> No.21742945

>>21742748
we'll probably hear about setup changes following this though, maybe a bigger desk and a secure stand for the mic to be on etc

>> No.21742953

>>21719007
This is why we can't have nice things

>> No.21742959

>>21742122
These aren’t personal expenditures, this is for her job. She can probably write them off as expenses. She’s losing money by not streaming. If you run a shop and something breaks, you fix it to keep your shop open. You should have had a spare anyway as part of your business continuity plan.

>> No.21742995

Buy monitor or not, Fauna is gonna get a bunch of "monitor fund" aka supas. She wins anyways, and if Fauna wins, i win.

>> No.21743023

>>21742648
Do you really think fauna would waste money that saplings give to her?
>>21742891
Man, do you even watch fauna?

>> No.21743047

>>21742959
you're actually retarded if you expect fauna to just have a spare of everything that can possibly break. now stop getting upset about this. we get it, no asmr sucks

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>business continuity plan

>> No.21743178

>>21742995
this was the strategy, the ku 100 is next

>> No.21743356
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please relieve me of this mental darkness

>> No.21743368

>>21743047
Yes every hololive member should have a spare of their entire setup. Fauna makes tens of thousands of dollars a month, a monitor is nothing.

>> No.21743405

Turns out a lot of saplings are jews, honestly didn't expect that

>> No.21743471

Can you retards stop sperging and shut the fuck up. No one cares about your opinions on finances.

>> No.21743487 [DELETED] 

>its da joos
imagine

>> No.21743536

>>21743471
tell that to the guy whos outed himself as a jew at this point

i hope fauna isnt too mad at herself over this

>> No.21743579

tfw knew something was wrong as she always tweets like an hour or two before vids

>> No.21743599

Listing facts I know about Fauna's cats:

Clover
>26 years old
>older than Fauna
>loves attention
>loud and affectionate
>not as active anymore as he used to be when he was younger
>hates wearing a harness

Snail
>10 years old
>black
>has a bad stomach so he farts a lot and is kind of stinky
>eats special food
>is quiet, you'll never hear him meow
>but purrs when he's happy
>loves getting brushed

>> No.21743679

Oh great now it's political shit. I'm out.

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>>21743599

>> No.21743730

>Fauna doesn't stream
>not immediately abandoning ship from /uuu/
For what purpose?

>> No.21743779

>>21743599
holy fuck he's 26? i didnt realise he was that much of a fucking fossil.

>> No.21743817

>>21743779
I honestly didn't even know it was possible for cats to live that long, Clover is fucking eternal

>> No.21743826

>>21743779
He's ancient!

>> No.21743841

>>21743536
I refuse be upset because she is enough already and instead said something nice on twitter even though she has no reason to read it.

>> No.21743846

>>21743730
i like fauna talk even though i know saplings fucking eat each other alive when a stream is cancelled. someone would think we're overly dependant on fauna or something, crazy

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>>21743730
>leaving /uuu/
Not a real sapling.

>> No.21743879

>>21743599
Clover is 21.

>> No.21743881

>>21743599
i thought clover was like 22

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>>21743817
>>21743826
at this point its safe to say he's immortal

>> No.21743936

>>21743879
Clover is a fucking zoomer.

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21744182

Time for a pse/uuu/do i guess.

>> No.21744308

my hope is fading, the tweet said she'd cancel "for now" so maybe there was a solution being prepared, but i was probably being too optimistic

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I created another youtube account from a fresh gmail and then liked all of her videos to help the algorithm, stop staring at this soon to be archived thread and do something productive for yourself or her.

>> No.21744394

Guess I'll get off the computer and do something productive

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>> No.21744452

>>21744395
ok, i will save her

>> No.21744528

What's your record for daily nuts to fauna? I hit 21 last week.

>> No.21744642

>>21744528
I don't nut to fauna, too pure. Gura gets my nuts.

>> No.21744747

>>21744642
hag lover that jacks to cunny, a rare breed indeed

>> No.21744842

I'm actually going to fucking go postal.

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I will gladly take the blame for skipping out on church if it means that Fauna can get a new monitor quickly look I just fucking hate that church alright

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>missed the stream because I had to burn brush around the property
>didn't miss the stream because it never happened
I am both sad and happy.

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yes i know reddit is dogshit but i want to share that fauna is on r/place

>> No.21745174

>>21745071
>I just fucking hate that church
Find a different church or a different time slot. When I went to church regularly I would go to the 7 AM mass because the late morning and evening masses had cringey christian youth rock shit from a live band.

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Here guys, i fixed that one edit with Fauna crying cause the last edit was missing a skin fold above the left eye

>> No.21745255

>>21745174
Based, fuck christian rock or the reggaeton shit that used to be popular back when i went to church 10 years ago.

>> No.21745311

>>21745071
Don't go to church if you don't want to man. The point of religion is peace of mind.

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Please don't take my sunshine away.

>> No.21745563

>>21745498
Your sunshine keeps accidentally taking herself out, tell her to stop, i miss her

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>>21745498
God she's so cute.

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I wanna smooch Faufau

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>>21745563
She's trying her best, I just want her to be happy. She's definitely just as frustrated at we are that it just keeps happening.

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>>21746008
same

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>>21746078

>> No.21746195

This was my fault for saying i didn't miss Fauna after yesterday's stream ended. I'll never dare not to miss Fauna again.

>> No.21746201
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Breeding Fauna

>> No.21746276
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SEGS

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im gonna become a schizo artist and create my own fauna

>> No.21746384

Squeeb
https://files.catbox.moe/8tlypy.mp4

>> No.21746429

>>21746344
based, godspeed anon
I love the art style of iname schizos

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>>21746344
based, Pygmalion anon

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I just want her to enjoy the thing she loves.

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21748448

Beautiful Fauna milkers

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