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21676340 No.21676340 [Reply] [Original]

You're not REALLY in love with your oshi, are you anon?

>> No.21676579

I don't fucking know, but I'd marry and impregnate her if given half a chance

>> No.21676647

I already had sex with my oshi

>> No.21676693

I am

>> No.21676731
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21676731

course not, artia is a "bro" oshi, not a romantic relationship oshi
she'd probably call you weirdchamp for wanting to fuck your bro, or for wanting to make out with your bro.

>> No.21677000

>>21676731
>he doesn't kiss his bros
fag

>> No.21677125

>>21677000
i'm a lolicon, not a faggot

>> No.21677150

>>21676340
Yes. Yes, I am. What are you gonna do about it, punk?

>> No.21677276

maybe

>> No.21677320

Yeah, I am. But I'm not retarded enough to throw away all my free time to her or spend all my money on her. Occasional small SC's, membership, show up to her lives when I can, simp emotionally for her. None of these things interfere with my real life beyond my own fuckup of a romantic life and I get to feel warm and cozy when I watch her. I want to fuck her, but I know I never will and I also know she won't really ever remember me because I'm not a paypiggy or an artist, but I'm fine with it.

>> No.21677321

>>21676731
Have you seen Artia? From her appearance, she would probably instantly fall for the first person to compliment her.

>> No.21677417

>>21676340
no but I love her and really want to bang her and at the very least I get to be proud of her like a father would be for his daughter.

>> No.21677463

>>21676340
I think I'm unusual because I don't actually have an oshi, I think each streamer has something worth watching but I won't go out of my way to watch any of them.

>> No.21678702

>>21677463
The fuck do you watch then? Just what jewtube recommends you?

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>>21676340
Not unless you consider platonic parasocium love

>> No.21680819

>>21676731
Oh so this is what people mean when they say Enna reminds them of Artia. Still would fuck though. She can find a boyfriend after.

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21680934

Yeah

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>>21676340
I used to, but the vtuber magic is really disappearing for me and now I just view all vtubers as entertainment. I think this is for the best, I shouldn't be too invested in virtual people that doesn't even know I exist in real life. I'd still fuck them given the chance tho

>> No.21681301

>>21676340
No, it's even worse, I ship her with another chuuba

>> No.21681328

>>21676340
Of course i am. I know i will never have her but it's fun to be in love.

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21681347

I am
Help

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>>21676340
No, they're entertainers. Doesn't mean i wouldn't plow them until they were an exhausted and babbling hot mess

>> No.21681426

>>21677125
I bet you kiss girls faggot

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21681621

Has there even been an instance of a vtuber dating a fan? Seems the only way to shag one is you yourself also being a big content creator/streamer/utaite
Basically why settle for you when they’re already getting your cash.

>> No.21682035

>>21676340
Nope.
While I am attracted to my oshi (hell, pretty sure my feelings for her count as a crush), I got zero interest on actually dating her or anything like that.

>> No.21683692

>>21676340
I'm pretty certain that she's at minimum 10 years my junior, and I don't know if I wanna fuck with people in that age range any more

>> No.21684046

>>21683692
Why do Ameriturds always have to point out age? Who gives a fuck?

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21684132

No

>> No.21684369

Love her like a daughter, unconditionally

>> No.21684395

>>21676340
any person who has donated to an anti-GFE vtuber needs to kill themselves because (((you))) are a worthless cuck

>> No.21684837

>>21684046
federal agents

>> No.21685159

>>21684837
Federal agents don't give a single fuck which loli you keep on your PC.

>>21684395
GFE is cringe. Go watch twitch thots if you want that shit. I'm here for entertainment.

>> No.21685295

>>21684046
Try going outside

>> No.21685910

>>21685295
No thanks. No lolis out there.

>> No.21686046

>>21685295
>go outside
>suddenly gain an obsession about age
It sounds like I should never do that

>> No.21690018

>>21684395
Do GFEfags really?

>> No.21690344

>>21677321
Some guy posted doxx here and she looked like the most vanilla Chinese girl. Sure not some stunning beauty or anything but I don't get people saying she's hideous.

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>>21676340

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>>21676340
I've membered and bought her voicepacks but the most i can do is think they're cute, real love is totally ridiculous.
How can you fall in love with someone you've never met?

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>>21698245

>> No.21702249

>>21676340
Not in the menhera way. I just think they are cute and I like looking at porn of them.

>> No.21702271

>>21690344
>she looked like the most vanilla Chinese girl. Sure not some stunning beauty or anything but I don't get people saying she's hideous.
This is like the bread and butter response irl when talking about someone's face while trying hard not to be mean.

>> No.21702551

>>21676340
we just want vtubers and their fans killing each other

>> No.21703247

>>21677320
Now THAT'S a fucking answer anon. I kneel

>> No.21703364

>>21676340
I thought I was until she started to read akasupas only and snapped me out of it. I can afford to send them but my oshi is not the type to put monetary value on people's thoughts and feelings like that.

>> No.21704919

>>21676340
My oshi is Pikamee. I'm not in love with her, but I genuinely care about her the way I would a friend.

>> No.21705038

>>21681347
Midknight?

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>>21676340
I look at myself and my search history....

Sorry man Suisei has a hold of me

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>>21676340
Bro i was in love with a literal fucking anime girl that i made up a personality for in my head.
Do you really think i wouldnt fall in love with a girl if she acted all cute, had a cute voice and hit all my niches and preferences + she acted like an anime girl?
I get that this board is a tourist fucking central, but please do your reps about where the fuck you even are.

>> No.21705377

>>21676340
I'm not deluded enough to think of any of these streamers as someone I'd love when they are just a face behind a screen. But I have thought it would be nice to have a wife with similarities to some vtubers like Selen and Pochi. I know my 30 year old NEET ass doesn't deserve someone like that, though.

>> No.21705437

>>21676340
I was, twice, but I think I'm cured.

>> No.21705464

>>21676340
You're not in real love with your oshi? What are you, a hermaphrodite?

>> No.21705508

>>21677320
And I daresay this is the most common and unspoken attitude towards oshis.

>> No.21705556

>>21676340
I truly love Jou-chan, I'd die for her. But I'm content with being proud of the retard from afar.

>> No.21705733

>>21676340
I'm unironically in love with Fubuki. Probably one of the top three mistakes I've ever made in my life. It's painful as shit knowing I'll never be with her and even more painful knowing she won't even throw her gachis a bone. I've never hated the word 'friends' with such a fierce passion before.

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>>21676340
yes.

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21706164

If your oshi was the same as mine you'd be in love with her too

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21706488

I tried my best not to I swear, she's just too good

>> No.21706496

>>21676340
I am but I'm not delusional, I know it's a one sided crush.

>> No.21706535

Ina is a whore who ruins every collab and needs to be boycotted

>> No.21706731

>>21706488
I'm slowly losing my current oshi and getting her status steadily replaced by spider mommy. She's not just a cute voice, she has great interests and a variety of talents.

>> No.21706837

>>21706535
Ina has a perfect body made for sex. As someone who doesn't watch her, I'd still fuck her over fucking my oshi

>> No.21706886

>>21705733
You don't call the sexy members' ASMR a bone?

>> No.21707278

>>21676340
I love my kami-oshi like a daughter (migo). But I have sub-oshi's who I don't love but would definitely impregnate if I had the chance. I love rp-ing as a gosling for Ame though, its fun. Gura is probably my 2nd oshii though given how she acts on member streams, closest to giving me feelings of love, but the reality stops me.

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21709464

There was a time...but now I just love her for what she is.

She (and Ame) still sometimes do things that makes me gosling hard though.

>> No.21714495

>>21706886
certainly throws me a boner, if nothing else

>> No.21714795

>>21680934
This cat is too damn dangerous.

>> No.21715577

I i i i-i-i-i, I MEAN...i-i i i-i-i i....yes. I'm sorry

>> No.21719454

Yeah, I am. Her twitter space from the other day fucking annihilated me. Recorded herself in the bath, brushing her teeth and tucking herself into bed while she talked. She mentioned how she would be a bad partner because of how busy she is. I do not agree. I’m delusional enough to try to make it over there and fill those shoes for her someday.

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