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>I pretend unicorns are all just pretending
Imagine being so insecure that you can't acknowledge other opinions as real

>> No.21663852

Don't use poor lulu on this shitty bait, she was the only good niji

>> No.21663953

>>21663852
>the only good niji
>chiguchan is bad somehow
>chima is bad somehow
Just admit that Lulu is the only JP niji you know about.

>> No.21665954

>>21663852
Fpbp, no EN nigger will ever replace her.

>> No.21666145

I honestly think the women that just can't believe there are unicorns for them have been used as a hole their entire lives and just accept that as reality. Any normal person would be flattered.

>> No.21666221

>>21666145
Western women wear their whorishness as a badge thanks to jewish brainwashing

>> No.21666327

>>21663852
>she was the only good niji
t. doesn't watch jp nijis at all

>> No.21666680

>>21666327
Nobody does

>> No.21666747

>>21666680
speak for yourself nigger

>> No.21666830

>>21666145
watch this, this is how western women works

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89DeiRUhWbI

>> No.21667193

>>21663789
I just don't acknowledge any type of opinion from anyone who got into vtubers from November 2019 onward, at all.

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>>21663852
And she relied on unicorns
Arigatou kami sama for this

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>>21663789
>>I pretend unicorns are all just pretending
wtf this is some inception shit. she knows that i know that she knows that i know that the existence of her character and the relationship we could have only exist in my imagination. she herself doubles down on the delusion ive made for myself perhaps even furthering my suffering and prolonging my miserable existence. what a fucking mercy it would be, for a vtuber im deeply in love with, to just tell me to kill myself. oh sweet release it sounds so nice!

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>>21663789

>> No.21668296

>>21668199
Maybe you should work on your delusion and not blame others for not enabling you. Just a thought.

>> No.21668337

>>21667936
No she didn't. She was perfectly fine with collabing with men. People who want to bait unicorns don't join Nijisanji.

>> No.21668385

>>21667936
>some of the most kino nijisanji moments include her openly collabing with males
t. falseflagging holobrony

>> No.21668419

unicorns are scum and deserve the rope

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>>21668337
>>21668385
Unicorns doesnt mean "getting mad at collabs with men", are you stupid or unable to use google?

>> No.21668573

>>21668501
googling "unicorn" would give me pony images, sir
this is what it means here
i can enter literally any holo or nijien thread and find proof for this

>> No.21668623

>>21668501
Pretty sure that's one of their tenets.
>hurr she's MY waifu and I'M her husband
>nooooo she spoke to a male
>implodes
Etc.

>> No.21668634

>>21668573
Unicorns are creatures that only approach virgins


This is what it means, every girl interacted with their dad, brothers and coworkers and unicorns dont get mad at this, you have the imageboard brainrot.

>> No.21668696

>>21663789
For me I don't care if someone is a unicorn or not.
I just hate people ignoring criticism by calling people a unicorn. As if its a bad thing that I want to listen to a girl stream and not men, so whenever a man enters a collab I'm immediately turned off.

Plus I'm not interested in getting with the girl, but its nice when you hear girls having a similar outlook on dating/romance that you do. I don't expect to date her, but its nice knowing there are girls out there with a similar mindset.

>> No.21668841

>>21668696
Also to add on, that 2nd part is also why it sucks when it turns out a girl is lying and is dating someone.
Because you built up your hopes that hey, maybe not all girls are tindr sluts going on fuck dates every weekend. Then it turns out that nope, the one girl that publicly talks about how much she doesn't like that stuff, is actually going on fuck dates every weekend. Its not a betrayal of your feelings toward her, its just reminds you that all women do fucking suck.

>> No.21669012

>>21668841
What you said doesn't make sense. If she is dating someone how is that "going on fuck dates every weekend"?

>> No.21669049

>>21669012
Dating is a perpetual fuck weekend.

>> No.21669135

>>21669049
Why her fucking her boyfriend make her a "tinder slut"? Or in anyway contradict your views on dating or whatever? You want to wait until marriage or something? What if she is married?
Why would the fact she has a partner even matter, you previously said you don't hold on to delusions of dating them.

>> No.21669237

>>21668696
Who are you kidding faggot? You've fallen hard and you're trying to convince others of the opposite.
>hurr le epic man hate
>but I'm not interested in getting with the girl hehe
Vtubing is the one place where female streamers can entertain with more than their body and what do you do? Bring it right back to coomer shit.
>>21668841
>Its not a betrayal of your feelings toward her
It is to (You), clearly. If you're getting this worked up over hearing a male voice, the problem is with you. If you want to think with your dick, there are plenty of porn sites or titty streamers where you can do just that. Basically, keep your dick out of MY entertainment. Kthxbye

>> No.21669262

>>21669135
Because that joke aside.
If a girl sits there and says she's single and totally acts like she understands the difficulties of introverts who can't find partners, turns out to have a partner. She doesn't understand shit.

Like my sister who sits there and bitches and moans about being unable to find a boyfriend, when she's constantly messaging people on dating apps and has 10 guys constantly at her beck and call.
Then when I complain she's just like "just make a dating profile"

>> No.21669266

>>21668634
The retardation is heavy with this reply, unicorn is just the nice way everyone refers to incels. You are the scum of any chuubas fanbase. You are unwashed failures who are only tolerated cause you paypig the hardest.

>> No.21669695

>>21669262
I'm old and stubborn, but even I know that realistically, I have a very good chance of finding a girl to date that is into anime and shit if I don't care about looks. If you're at that point, you should be able to realize that too.
Like, you want your oshi to say shit like,
>oh, I saw the cutest guy today, but I'm just so shy I spent all day wishing he would come up and talk to me but he never did...at least I have you guys
Like, I don't understand what you mean by
>the difficulties of introverts who can't find partners
To reiterate, I myself am a virgin 25+ man that has never had a gf, but since I was way younger I knew that, realistically, I could get a gf into anime and vidya provided I didn't care about how she looked. I know it's a "me" problem.

>> No.21669907

>>21669266
>unicorn is just the nice way everyone refers to incels
Go the fuck back tranny

>> No.21670074

>>21669695
>I could
>but i haven't
>but i know I could if i really wanted to
that's called cope.
I'm not even that ugly as far as guys go, i work out a few times a week and keep within the healthy bmi. i'm not handsome but i'm not deformed or have any of the major issues (like underbites, overbites, lack of a chin, pizza face, etc)
and i can sit there on tinder/datin app of choice, swiping right on every fat ass ugly FAS spawn, and not a single one swipes back.

I am a man who makes 6 figures in my mid 20s, i own a house, i'm in shape, and have no major outward issues. and i can't get a swipe from an obese latina woman with 3 kids.

I don't say this to brag, and I normally don't give a shit because I've stopped caring a long time ago. But women do not understand that I can have all that and not be able to fuck the lowest of the low.
I also know women obviously don't have that issue and can't truly relate. But it is annoying when you find a girl who pretends she can and she's just full of it.

>> No.21670133

>>21669695
>I have a very good chance of finding a girl to date that is into anime and shit
No you don't you fucking retard

>> No.21670274

>>21670074
>that's called cope
No, that's called reality. Girls, young girls especially, date losers all the time anon.
And you know what, I can believe you have all that, but what I don't believe is that you have ever really tried putting yourself out there. This problem sounds extremely personal, so finding someone to relate to it at all seems fucking weird, unless we're talking Japan because then, ironically, the problem would be men like you, that simply don't go hit on women.
And besides, we live in an age where women go up and hit on men. And you don't even have to be a fucking greek god for this to happen. I simply know my place and know that a woman will never hit on me; it's traditional for me, I'm the hunter and she is the prey.

>> No.21670431

>>21670274
>No its your fault for not putting yourself out there
>Despite putting yourself out there on multiple apps and dating sites
okay.

but sure anon, I'm sure if you really really wanted to you could go to walmart and have girls who love anime and vtubers hitting on you instantly. that's totally not cope because you're afraid to admit that you're fucked.
just like how you're totally a genius with a 150 IQ but you were just "too lazy" to apply yourself.

>> No.21670585

>>21670274
ok boomer

>> No.21670617

>>21670431
>>21670133
anon, i can bet you that if we join a fucking anime discord we can both get gfs who will send us nudes in sub 3 hours
I did apply myself in school, tho, no need to for conjecture because I somehow hurt your feelings.

>> No.21670689

>>21670617
Yeah my dad works for nintendo too.

>> No.21670692

>>21669237
Hows your shitty 2view channel going

>> No.21670734

>>21670617
This anon has inhaled so much copium he's living in a literal delusion

>> No.21670758

>>21670617
The only thing your getting a tranny

>> No.21670870

>>21670431
Online dating apps are the worst way for people to meet. Once women are presented with a choice, they will obviously choose the chiselled chad over the average beta every time. You have to not give them a choice (or at least, reduce the number of choices). What this means is you have to actually go outside and meet women organically. This will work if you really want it to. Like all things, you have to put in the effort to be rewarded.

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>>21670689
>>21670734
imagine thinking getting someone like this to date you is unthinkable
you think only men are lonely?
but ok, mr. i workout and make six figures. How is a guy that most men would kill to be unable to score a date with a "fat latina with 3 kids"?

>> No.21671118

>>21670982
Because just like how you'd turn down a girl like that, she turns down anyone that's not a chiseled chad.

that's just how it is mr.copium, instead of pretending you could totally score if you really really tried. I'm telling you how it is because I have had weeks where I've been lonely and depressed and just wanted literally anything no matter how fat or ugly, and got jack fucking shit.

>> No.21671267

>>21671118
Anon, if you say you are who you say you are, your body and clothes, or your car, would speak volumes about you before you even opened your fucking mouth. This girls only want chad shit is some /r9k/ tier cope. But I'm the one that's coping.
I simply refuse to believe anything you say from now on. But back to your oshi saying she understands your predicament: how would she? How would she need to phrase this? And what does being introverted have to do it with any of that?

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>>21663789
Unicorns are literally the SJWs of idols.

>> No.21671370

This reads like a woman who thinks she knows everything is actually mens fault

>> No.21671377

>>21669907
>Proud of being an incel
I'll go back after you put a fucking bullet in your cranium faggot.

>> No.21671397

>>21669266
Go back tourist

>> No.21671412

>>21671267
>I refuse to believe anything you say
>also tell me more
you're a retard ain't you

6 figures isn't even that much. you're acting like that's some dude dropping gold nuggets wherever he walks. Its average tech pay. Its good money, but not "car speaking volumes" money. I drive a prius because its a nice car.

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>>21671361
>Unicorns are literally the SJWs of idols.

>> No.21671658

>>21671377
I'm not even an incel and come and do it yourself you pussy little faggot

>> No.21671667

>>21671412
>mid 20s
>6 figures isn't that much despite having literally the rest of my entire life to develop my career
lol, lmao
And tell me about how your oshi would relate to you, retard. I don't want to hear about your made up fantasy life as Bruce Wayne that can't get pussy, I want to know how you'd expect your oshi to relate to you/this character you've drafted for this conversation.

>> No.21671693

>>21671575
>vocal minority
>claim to spend money but never actually do
>literally spend more time arguing with retards than enjoying the supposed thing they like
>schizos
I see no difference.

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>>21671693

>> No.21671817

>>21671693
The vocal minority is nijiEN newfags fighting for feminist right to be spitroasted on live streams when most streamers consider you a clown

>> No.21671964

>>21671667
Do you live in Africa or something bro?
There's a ton of techfags like me into vtubing, its nothing new.
Yuuna and Luto from Tsunderia and PRISM respectively are both CS majors as well who'd probably be making similar pay once they graduate. Luto probably less because she's Australian.

But you know what, Yuuna is great. And they way she's talked about what she desires in a relationship has hit home with me. Its one of the reasons I like her even though I don't watch her too often.
But if she were to constantly pull Urara's schtick of "boohoo i can't get a boyfriend, woe is me" to 'relate' with all her incel viewers. Then it turns out she's just pretending for no real reason, yeah it feels like she's been "stringing you along" even if there as never an intention to date. She implied she was something she wasn't and you felt a sense of companionship with it.
It'd be like being best friends with someone because you both had a shared experience you could heavily relate with, and it turns out he was just lying to fuck your sister.

>> No.21672127

>>21671964
and mind you for any tsunderiafags, i know urara talks about getting dates all the time. she's just the first one i could think of that explicitly says she can't find a guy despite searching.

>> No.21672758

>>21671964
No, I live in the U.S., where most of my friends have jobs that pay 50k annually, and where even the lawyers get paid somewhere around the 80k ballpark to start. Are you that out of touch with reality you don't know how hard it is to own a home and have a good paying job in your mid 20s?
>do you have a liberal arts degree bro
No, I'm currently doing a doctorate on Physical Therapy and my starting salary, if all goes at least very well and at best perfectly, is also around the 75k-80k ballpark. You driving a Prius shows that you are smart with money, I will give you that, but you could also quite easily splurge on a car and live life normally. Or maybe that's just me talking because I know that if I were making that much I could with my credit score.
Yuuna from Tusnder and Luto from PRISM? I'll have to check them out, do you have any clips?
I still don't believe you make that much money or are average-above average looking.

>> No.21672961

This guy will become the biggest mgtow brain broken idiot in a decade
It is sad

>> No.21673546 [DELETED] 

>>21672758
Insecure fatass lmao, you'll never be rich or white

t.not that guy

>> No.21673547

>>21671964
>it feels like she's been "stringing you along" even if there was never an intention to date
If there was never such an intention, it would just be seen as cringe for her to lie. Faggots on this board think it's more than that - that she somehow "cucked" them and now deserves death for "betraying" them. It's delusion. And you are not exempt. See below.
>She implied she was something she wasn't and you felt a sense of companionship with it.
This is a unicorn's thought process. (You) think you're more to her than just another viewer. You think you're special. You think you've developed some sort of "companionship" with this person you've never met and who has never met you. You are watching her for something more than just entertainment. Again, it's delusion, and everything stemming from it is a problem created only by you, not the streamer.

>> No.21673666

>>21672758
>doctorate that makes only 75k
lol, he didn't fly so good

>> No.21673771

>>21673547
That's not how it works faggot.
And more importantly that's not how basic human relationships work. You're a dumbass.

In the first place people don't watch streamers to see a faceless nobody, streams are boring by nature. You watch the streams because there is a personal interaction between you and the content creator. And whenever there's a connection and a human being is regularly watching someone, they form connections to that person even if it is unidirectional.

Being incapable of understanding basic human emotion is a major sign of autism.

>> No.21673820

>>21673547
But top streamers DO know who their unicorns are and interact with them sometimes individually

>> No.21674601

>>21673771
That's exactly how it works. Stop thinking you're special. You are one of thousands of people in a chat and no more than that. If you want an actual relationship with someone, you have to actually talk to them without thousands of others drowning you out.
>You watch the streams because there is a personal interaction between you and the content creator.
This is completely false and the exact mentality which gave rise to simpism. You watch to be entertained, not for some deeper "relationship" bullshit.
>And whenever there's a connection and a human being is regularly watching someone, they form connections to that person even if it is unidirectional.
You can fall in love all you want but to delude yourself into thinking that you're more than a name in a chat is completely idiotic. Fags like (You) seem to not understand this and will throw money at the streamer to "show their love" or some such. It's pathetic.

>> No.21674837

>>21674601
Why are you so mad? Yelling at people won't change human nature.

>> No.21675036

>>21674601
>You watch to be entertained
there's nothing entertaining about watching a streamer make generic noises while playing a generic video game.
you watch because you can chat with them, other wise you'd be watching let's play videos.

unless of course you're part of the wave of newfags that like vtubers because you were told its popular, so of course you jump on the bandwagon without understanding what the point is to begin with.
>You're giving her money in hopes of her loving you!
nobody ever said that.
But good job on being intentionally dense.

I'm not even a unicorn, but this is basic humanity. Do you even try to understand other people on any level or do you just immediately condemn anyone that doesn't think identically to you?
What's surprising that people get attached to someone who says things that are deeply personal and attempts to relate with their audience on a regular basis. Why are you so surprised that people bond to girls/boys that are saying things that they can deeply relate to and often find other people aren't able to?

Have you ever once in your life been anything but a raging cunt?

>> No.21675973

>>21675036
Chatting isn't a problem but simping is. There are tons of people on this very board who seem to think it's more than chatting - you're developing a "relationship". Protip: you're not. That's why superchatting and membershipping is completely laughable to me - why pay for free content? Yet people do. You can relate to things they're saying, sure, but you can relate to anything anybody says. It doesn't mean you have a relationship with that person. It just means you agree with what they said. Yes, getting attached to someone who's face you can't even see is surprising to me and I don't see how that's an abnormal view to have. Being parasocial isn't human nature.

>> No.21676205

>>21675973
There are more types of relationships than just dating you dumb faggot.
Why are you even on this board? I know you don't like vtubers, I doubt you even watch them desu.

>> No.21676383

>>21668634
>dad, brothers, coworkers
lmao see how this nigger tried to warp it's meaning. fuck off wit your cuckoldry teaching cucklord

>> No.21676746

>>21676205
Sure. There's:
>strangers (no relationship)
>acquaintances (know each other's name)
>family (live together for a part of your life)
>friends (do shit together, have common interests)
>coworkers (work together)
>romantic/sexual (dating, fucking, living together, raising children etc)
>parasocial (living vicariously through the actions of another)
Which one does watching a streamer fall under?

>> No.21676838

>>21676383
I actually get mad when i see a chuuba interact with her male family

>> No.21677027

>>21676746
Not all streamers are equal.
I watch streamers I regularly DM and we're fairly close.
I watch streamers I rarely talk to and we're not close.
I have streamers that commission me and we have a business relationship with.

But to go back to your other post
>being parasocial isn't human nature
>humans do a thing
>humans easily fall into a trap of doing a thing
>its not human nature
lmao.

>> No.21677558

>>21676746
nta, but although i agree parasocial shit is pathetic, ever since the concept of celebrity has been a thing I think it's been around. People have always been fascinated by other people, whether they be fictional or real. I mean people get obsessed with authors, painters, poets, musicians.
Women fucking idolize actors despite never meeting them, and some even beyond because they're hot - as they conduct interviews, maybe do charity work.
It's kinda fucked up and pathetic, sure, but it is not all that uncommon. So in this medium, where the celebrity/object of desire can potentially notice you, even if momentarily, it makes sense to me.

>> No.21677763

>>21677027
Exactly. All are possible. Unfortunately, your case is the exception, not the rule. And I'm willing to bet you have no relation with any vtuber, or if you do, its for business only. I'm also willing to bet that very few people on this board know a vtuber personally and have an actual, non-business relationship with them. But they'll tell themselves otherwise.
Also look up what parasocial means because "falling into a trap of doing a thing" isn't it.

>> No.21678182

>>21677558
I know. And I never said it was uncommon. Still doesn't mean it's a good thing. And I wish, at least on 4chan, that people would call that shit out for the pathetic stain it is. Unfortunately tons of them condone it instead.

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