Haachama World - 赤井はあと/はあちゃま

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Akai Haato/Haachama
Previous: >>2116710
Unmedicated Haaton Cinematic Universe Thread

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>>2161265
Chama will re-do the taiwan incident and cover is going to LIKE IT

>Stop with the schizo arc and go back to how you were before
>How Haachama.... was before?..... OK *timeloops*

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>>2161234
So if Sora/Roxas is Haato/Haachama, then who is Ventus and Xion?

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>>2161309
Mh... Very possible...LOL

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>>2161424
watamelon and hoshikawa

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>>2161424
Ame & Watson.

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Does Haachama try to be an perfect as she is or is it all natural?

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Haatons...

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>>2165264
No stream today I guess...

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>>2165264
>>2165571
So much for streaming everyday...

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>>2166152
She's just waiting for Holofightz to start so she can watch that instead of streaming

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>>2166152
she sang a duet with ame
it still counts haha lol

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Stupid, bye!

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>>2166183
How can she sing with ame if she looped back to pre EN?

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How do I know what day it is without the chama? I can feel myself slipping again

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>>2166304
Remind yourself not to take meds over and over again, and soon you will hear her voice again. Be strong fellow Haaton.

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>>2166246
ame is a time traveller

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>>2166304
DAY 1! GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 1!

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>>2166330
Ame used her time travel just to sing with chama? Why didn't she bring her back to the present and save chama?

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>>2166408
She can't, not yet at least.

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Now that she has finished Stardust Crusaders and moved on to Vento Aureo. What should we expect when she reaches the end of Stone Ocean?

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>>2166748
Red Heart and Red-Kun replaces Haachama/Haato

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>>2166408
That won't help Haachama at all. Her memory won't suddenly come back & due to how Ame's power works, now you have two Haachamas. One very confused Haachama from the "past" & present Haachama that experienced the time loop normally.

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Wait, did she even stream on Lamy's debut date?

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>>2170234
Yes https://youtu.be/I1gi2LELGKs

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>>2169805
>two haachamas
DO IT

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>>2170526
Think about the haatons from alt. timeline with no chama too, anon.

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>>2161265
What did she mean by this?

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>>2171896
What am I looking at?

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>>2166152
She always does this, brother.
"oh I am gonna stream in English 3 times a week!"
"I am gonna stream everyday!"
It's just aspirations and I have learned to not set my hopes up

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so did she explain her month long absence? Im out of the loop

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>>2173499
vacations, just that

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>>2171958
A physical fitness report.

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>>2169805
>two haachama
>akai was pretending to be haachama
>yfw this arc is to "resurrect" chammers and ACTUALLY coexist because in this timeline its akai whose dead.

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>>2174677
>Haato still pretending to be her sister brings real haachama back to the future
>RealChama thinks she's meeting her future self, but Haato keeps blowing her off when she asks about her future sister
>The truth comes out when Haachama wanders off the path during a EN server visit and finds her tombstone
>Begin Act 2

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>>2166380
Based Krabsposter

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>>2166152
I don't have a problem with that, but ngl I do wish she had some form of schedule or the like. Then again, given how she does her lore streams to begin with, chances are slim to none that'd be a thing.

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Our girl won both her matches in holofightz today, good showing. Ame never had a chance

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>>2161424
Red-kun or Red Heart for Xion and Hoshikawa or Watson for Ventus.

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today's new reskin

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It's hard for me to describe how happy I am that Haachama has been back from her hiatus for a week. Life is much more enjoyable with her actively streaming

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>>2186839
but she didn't stream yesterday now everything is ruined

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>>2187195
I hope she's not sticking to weekdays only, her late night timeslot is right when I go to work

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She is 19 and just graduated, I am sure she is just trying to experience what she has missing out on in Australia. A weekend spent socializing with friends and family. I am happy for her, she deserves it. She probably spent the last month reconnecting with old friends. Especially since vaccines are a thing now.

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>>2187307
Same. Justifying my absence on Tuesday's morning was a bitch.

>>2187859
I hope this is true.
She could've also spent that time doing college stuff, brushing her hair and watching movies for all we know.

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>>2178783
>won both her matches
No, she played with her food for a little bit then destroyed them. In Ame's case Chammers didn't even play around.

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>>2190915
At least Chammers just straight up destroyed Ame, Haato made it look like Watamage had a chance before beating the shit out of her. Haato is truly the evil one of the two.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDYQwMrWEes
HERE WE GO, TIME SHENANIGANS CONTINUES

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>>2191350
>9 hours
Gives me enough time to sleep and wake up for it

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>>2174921
ahh the pepeloni, pepeloni. you know the pepeloni? the nooo one. i always, i always order the, the domino. domino pepeloni and without pepeloni. i always order the pepeloni and without pepeloni. pepeloni! i like pepeloni, yeah. i always, i always order the, the cheese- cheese pan. ahh how can i explain? i can explain by my drawing! i always order like the cheese pan that it has cheese on here, this part, the ear. ear of pizza. and then, i order- wh- when i order pepeloni, the ear- it always have a pepeloni on h- on a top, but i pick up these... away! cause i don't eat it. and then i eat the cheese pan pizza. okay? you understand? understandable! pepeloni! yes.

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>>2191350

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>>2192205
Why is this particular GIF so cute?

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>>2161265
Will this arc feature an Amelia collab where she tries to save her with her time travel powers or is that too kino to happen?

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>>2195256
Let's hope Ame can act the part if we do indeed get there.

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>>2166152
It's better than Pekora "I don't want to stream so I'm gonna do a mario kart 8th place ending stream for 20mn and call it a day"

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>>2192205
So cute

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>>2192597
rare gloveless Haachama cooking

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>>2195256
>>2195495
Fuck off Amefags and stop trying to force this dogshit.

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>>2200731
She's wearing gloves, they're just skin-colored.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hdduxl58xVE
New reversed vid.

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>>2202288
>Haachama dubs
She's here

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2 minutes to go

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I feel an overwhelming sense of nostalgia over that room. It's been so long.

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Clean your fucking room.

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How is she so cute even while reviewing literal garbage?

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I hate it when people clean up their desks like this when posting what their battlestation looks like. Show us what it REALLY looks like, don't prep the scene so much!

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I know someone who keeps their quarters Togashi-tier basically at all times. This shit is tame.

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FEET

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Fucking footfags.

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>Whole stream is one big feet joke
I kneel Haachama

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THE TIMELINE IS GOING TO BREAK

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That dog is fucking pissed

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>Haachama's room glitching in the background

Nice

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I wonder how sincere is she being about not liking feet.

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>>2204485
very, there are no actual feetfags, they all are just pretending

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>>2204485
She's probably in the tier where she still just finds it funny before unironically getting into a fetish.

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Was that a fucking pee bottle?

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God I want to have sex with this chammer so bad

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Gotta protect your waifus identity.

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that fucking stupid laugh
I can't

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>mentioning the Eva movie

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Imagine having such a fucking coomer room.

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>Haachama head stamped on Sonico's body
Holy fucking BASED

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I expected the entries to be mainly jap people

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Wait these are recent submissions?

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>>2204970
no, read the date

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supprise kiara.

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>this is Kiara

W-What

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>These are Kiaras!
Haachama, your lore reps...

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SHUT UP KIARA

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>>2205000
Oh she inserted that song then.

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Haachama, your timeline reps...

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SHUT UP.

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Did she slip just now

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>who is Kiara
b-based

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No mess no life

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>No mess no life
- Haachaama

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>Room is a mess just like my life
Haachama: *laughs*

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Her neck is cut oh no no no

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[Music stops]

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That Kiara slip

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sleep tight bike

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>>2161309
I'd hope that Haachama's plan is to stop the current arc before she gets to the Taiwan and Hololive EN stuff that's been getting her in trouble. But this is Haachama we're talking about so I can't be too sure.

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footfags strike again.

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>>2205118
Well, there is two ways to interpret it aside from it being a simple slip up.
One is that she knew Kiara would be a thing by that moment (I'm not sure whether the JP holos did at that time), and second is that she simply had a time paradox moment

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Did this nigga stick figs in his computer case?

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>>2205251
looked like two figures and a plushie

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>-FANS FROM HK

CHAMMERS

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>>2205279
HK is not China.
Just like Taiwan is not China.

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>>2205279
yab...

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>>2205306
Hence my issue

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Gun feet

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Amerihaatons...

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>>2205347
Local /k/ommando haaton

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>calendar

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THERE WAS A PHONE ON THE TABLE ITS FUCKING GONE

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>>2205279
even if the Haaton means HK the guns manufacturer, the video showed Amiya, a character from a chinese franchise. also Chammers skimmed on that entry, so she knows it's very yab.

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it's happening

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Hi mom

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Is this ASMR?

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chammers....

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>>2205446
I didn't catch that.

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>that poster

>>2205325
nah, even china still (currently) makes the distinction, maybe in 10 years we'll get the "hong kong doesn't exist" treatment but not yet

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Fuck you I REFUSE to take my meds

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NEW CALENDAR?

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18th and 28th
August 2020

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what date is 8/28 in our timeline?

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AUGUST 18th AND 28th
That's 3 days from now and 13 days from now

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THE NUMBERS MASON! WHAT DO THEY MEAN!

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>August 18th
>August 28th

Fuck, when is that exactly in our current time?

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It's continuing and there WILL be no meds.

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The schizo arc is still happening

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>18th and 28th marked
Today is the 13th in Haachama time, correct? So the next big stream is in 5 days?

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"Aug 18 and 28" bois

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>>2205564
today is 15 august

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MEDS
AWAY!

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shorter story this time at least, unless she expands it after the "28th"

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>>2205554
Today is the 9th

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>>2205558
wait, how far away is the gen 1 collab?

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WHO IS THE CALLER

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Bane?

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>>2205602
>literal WHO WAS PHONE
I kneel

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This horror arc is why chammers is the best chuuba

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MEDS AWAY

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404

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404
not found

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404 MEDS NOT FOUND

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404

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Error 404
Blain not found

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404, away!

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>>2205580
Schitzo arc is over, time travel arc now

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>The disappearance of Haachama

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>>2205600
also 3 days, 8PM JST

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>404 error
>today is the 4th of April
That's...really clever actually

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now there's two of them, I knew it

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>>2205674
It’ll come back around. Time is a circle

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That was good shit desu

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>>2205724
Ah fuck, I kneel

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I love you schizo-chan!

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>>2205674
FUCK, i still haven't caught up on the schizo arc, i lost track around the time #coexist and the whole beheading incident took place

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>>2205724
oh shit

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>>2205745
PresentChama vs PastChama. I bet PresentChama is the one at the collab.

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>>2205766
It's CHAMA you filthy fucking degenelate.

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>>2205602
Ame? Another Haachama? Idk

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>>2205724
Chammers play this game better than kojima

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The first poster fake-out was funny too

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>>2205947
That sudden moan was hilarious.

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Will she get in trouble again after that HK mention? Right after her vacation? Is Haachama fucked over again?

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>>2206029
Why would she get in trouble over HK?

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>>2206029
Stop talking about it instead of baiting them.

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Is she gonna upload that lore bit separately?

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>>2206029
no independent flag or anything so its ok
The problem with Taiwan was it was listed separately from China

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500k celebration stream
other holo members voice acting stream
club51 with watame stream
all with hoarse voice
next three streams, right?

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>>2206351
Yup. I'm excited for the 500k Re: celebration. I can feel that shit is gonna be wild.

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>>2206506
what day did she hit 500k again?

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>>2206622
16th what day is it in the Chama timeline? 15th?

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Hopefully whatever new merch they announce at collab event is cool. But I know it's just gonna be like a 5 sticker leaflet when you buy eggs.

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https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1378718464710348803
OH SHIT COOKING IMMINENT

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>>2206832
should be tomorrow

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https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1378718464710348803

Possible Cooking stream

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>>2207489
>>2207497
Now the real question is if she's going to cook something completely new or is she going to do a repeat recipe

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>>2207489
Fuck yes, I was starting to miss those abominations of a meals

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Considering how she audibly cringed at her old cooking videos, I wonder if she's really going to try to imitate that hodge-podge style or if this'll be a non-lore "modern" insect cooking stream.

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>>2207791
she's gonna try watame's turantula recipe

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>>2161424
The real question is, who is the jannetty?

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>>2205053
https://twitter.com/Damascus404/status/1293335367819472896
No, Apparently.

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>>2207664
She's been using the gimmick to do new stuff every single stream, so I'm betting on something new.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CHH_7MYeyU
Haachama was in Kanata's most recent 3D shitpost video

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>>2215128
Things like this remind you that the chammers really does have a lot of friends in HL.

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>>2215251
she's close to the holohouse girls, remember when kanatan was in the hospital she talked with her for hours

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>>2215128
Finally Chammers gets to hang out with everyone again, free from the Aussie outback.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9HY4DsRTCg
less than 10k views left, let's go haatons

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>>2216384
I hope she breaks character for a moment to celebrate the milestone.

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>>2214604
>Damascus
Lmao

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>>2216441
>404
she's playing us for fools, now I have to investigate

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PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST
> HEY HAATONS
APOLOGIZE!

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>>2205053
nah, she actually released that song in July, don't know why she's playing it as an anachronism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdNsz8y3Bwg.. Can't wait for the spider walk video tomorrow though

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>>2216546
based
fuck chinks

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>>2216546
>#BLM
How to spot someone with worthless opinions

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>>2205244
>the nazca rrat again
noice if true

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>>2216546
the irony of anyone using the new york times to complain about how someone else on the internet has caused "fear and dehumanization".

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>>2216546
Why are haatards and coconigs so racist?

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>Chammers being the tsukkomi in a time travel/eat sketch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hs5wAN_AeBo
???

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>>2215128
That's sweet, and if this is the reason we had no stream yesterday it's even better, I love Chams stories, but it always feels like it alienates her from other holos, it's nice to know they are in touch off screen.

2216546 weak bait, not even worth of (you). It was posted yesterday in separate thread and got debunked since tweet is real but photo is shopped.

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>>2218106
>Randomly shows up just to beat up Marine

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>>2218176
Kind of fitting, even if it does feel like it means she was either meant to be other scenes originally but wasn't or was a late addition they didn't get time to finish

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>>2218286
It's better like this

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When will she do more English streams?
I miss her cute English so much

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>>2218597
She didn't understand a bunch of pretty simple english tweets today, sorry anon but I think it's over

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>>2218682
I would be really sad if she didn't do any more EN streams

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>>2218115
> 2216546 weak bait, not even worth of (you).
Joke is on you, those count as (you) regardless.

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>>2218106
My rrat about haachama being the new director of hologra is looking better and better

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>>2218829
Yeah her english pronunciation is ridiculously adorable

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Here, have this
I apologize if already posted somewhere

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>>2218829
If it's any comfort, she did ask for suggestions for an EN stream and what came out of that was a punishment game. I honestly don't know how that will work but okay.

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>>2218286
my rrat is she was on the studio to record the kanata shitpost, saw the hologra being made and asked to be in

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>>2219097
At least she got to hit Marine. Not that I have anything against Marine, but I see it as late justice for Marine shit talking her chuuni ways

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Yet another trash stream recycling the same trash ideas.
>muh creativity
Sure. Since her views are tanking into the toilet it looks like people are finally waking up to how creatively bankrupt she is.

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>>2219429
Better than everybody else playing the same boring fotm games at the same time

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>>2219492
It's not but keep pretending it is.

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>>2219592
According to you? ok lol

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>>2219624
The absolute irony. Haaturds are really something.

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>>2219746
>implying I'm a haaton

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>>2219790
What are you then?

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>>2219429
(You)
>>2218682
It's pretty easy to lose pronunciation in a 2nd language if you don't use it everyday, and it's been months since she got back to Japan. Does she plan on an Australian Uni or not?

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>>2219850
You would know if you weren't such a filthy EOP newfag

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>>2219827
your worst nightmare

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2 more days until I can start catching up on my Haato stream reps. Hopefully I can be all caught up ASAP because life without her is sad and scary

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>>2216546
>asian americans
this is specifically about Chinese nationals and CCP drones.

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Considering ECHO cover as the flagsong for schizo arc, what cover would fit for the time travel one?

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what would chammers do if she saw me eating pepeloni pizza with the pepeloni?

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>>2222917
she'd reach into her pockets and pull out some crunchy tarantula legs to sprinkle on your pizza
then she'd stare at you until you ate it all like a good little haaton, you degenerate pig

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>>2222917
She'd ask if she could have your pepelonies.

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>>2222917
AWAY! the whole pizza

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>>2223090
Hot

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>>2222872
country roads

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Haachama would be a perfect Bowsette for Halloween. 2 of the best things to come out of 2018.

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https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1378887126868094976
What'll be on the menu tomorrow?

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>>2226809
Oh yes time for cooking.

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>>2226809
hopefully something normal

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>>2218106
Surely it's just a coincidence they decided to use a time-related plot around the same time Haachama is pulling her stunt, unless...

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>>2218106
I'm amazed they had an episode that took place in "Wonderland" and did nothing with the fact she is literally based on the Queen of Hearts.

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>>2226809
God I would let her cook me if she had the inclination to

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9HY4DsRTCg
3 MILLION VIEWS BROS

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>>2230330

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>>2205724
Strongest last minute idea idol

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>>2216546
Good

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>>2230330
woohoo

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>>2228747
that requires to make an entirely new 3d model thou

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I assume we can we expect a haachama cooking stream to be booked in the next 2 hours

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I'm still amazed how she basically went with 'I don't really have an idea for future content yet, so let's just reuse stuff I did 8 months ago while adding new lore' and it's actually entertaining as fuck

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>>2238300
Chammers is the Kubo of vtubing, she wings it but it just works and has everyone screaming

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYYJSX-vBKY

New frame is up: 23:00 JST

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>>2238711
>The big red heart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYYJSX-vBKY
Cooking soon bros

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https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1379014710536724481

Cosplay contest on the 11th

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>>2239034

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1CfXB_kRs3C-zaeTG3oGyg/community?lb=UgwawkpqcihplStdaYN4AaABCQ

English version

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>>2239034
Time to buy one of those big inflatable suits and convert the head into a haaton

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>>2239034
Nice, it may have been delayed but at least it went through.

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quick rundown on the time-travel arc, what the fuck is going on?
why exactly are we in August now?

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https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1379029050778288131

Doujin Contest on the 18th

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>>2239919
The timing though

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>>2239919

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1CfXB_kRs3C-zaeTG3oGyg/community?lb=UgxXViJYPYx-4H-ih6B4AaABCQ

English version

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>>2239935
Where do you think she got the idea?

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>>2239919
>>2239940
Ironic timing on her part but I'm more interested in this than the Cosplay contest. Strange that this has 2 weeks of prep whereas the Cosplay contest only has 1

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>>2239580
After running her schizo arc, Haato was put into a mental facility for an entire month.
Through rehabilitation, she has gotten over the loss of her sister, at the cost of awaying her memory of the entire incident and the subsequent time she spent agonizing over her.
Currently stuck in August, Haato was released under good terms and allowed to stream again. While she still has memories tucked away deep inside, they only resurface with static and confusion.

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>>2239940
>let's go for the edge

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>>2239580
How exactly she got thrown back in time is still unclear, but she's currently back in Australia around August. She doesn't know EN exists yet so telling her about Watson or Kiara would just get you those constricted pupil stares.

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I was recommended a clip from EN's early days on their minecraft server and remembered Haachama being forced off - genuinely sad now

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>>2240002
>>2240341
thanks frens

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>>2240412
Haachama soul still haunts the en server to this day. Some say as you ride the cart under Ames statue you can hear the faint giggling.

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>>2240412
ENMA HATE! Bitch won't even let Pekor do her usual shenanigans there.

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>>2240412
Really? I think it's funny

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>>2240471
Seems like something has changed, Ollie was building stuff on EN server earlier this day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2240471
Enma remembers the fall of Singapore

[Anonymous No.]

>>2240538
I remember Reine mentioning during a collab with Mori that the ID's were allowed on either server. No clue when/how that came into affect though.

[Anonymous No.]

One of my friends linked me the peppeloni video and it was pretty cute. What are the quintessential Haachama videos for someone who wants to get into watching her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2240865
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQoA24ikdy_lqxvb6f70g1xTmj2u-G3NT

[Anonymous No.]

>>2240839
Is there a reason why the IDs seem to be the freest branch?

[Anonymous No.]

While I love the lore stuff, I'm really glad she's way more now into fan interaction again as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2240471
>Pekora sets up trap/prank on dead server
>Nothing happens because server is dead
>3 months later Calli walks into it, doesn't understand what's going on, gets slightly confused and wonders if she has broken something
oh boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>2241125
Also, I forgot to say this, doing that doujin contest rn during this climate makes her a certified madlass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2240865
It's tough to say because she has changed content styles many times. If you want see her act cute, watch the HololiveEN0 playlist. If you search, you can find her unarchived karaoke streams which are endearing in the amount of effort she gave, and sometimes impressive. Lore aside she is probably most known by the EN crowd for her meme cooking streams, shitposts, and fan contests (rooms, cosplay, etc). You will inevitably land on the lewd art reviews which are supposed to be humorous if you can understand how she sets up the images and reacts to them. She used to do relaxing Minecraft streams that were intended to lull you sleep. She used to do "normal" ASMR but recently took an odd turn with it that is either supposed to be tounge-in-cheek lewd or just following what new fans want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2240538
Enma likes the IDs but hates coco and chammers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2239034
Can it be ANYTHING? If so, I wonder how many people will take the comedy route. Haachama Romcom with cheesy lines anyone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2241127
Shut, you know what? You're probably right. Let's hope the second batch of EN will liven things up a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2241260
Kinda wanna do a lazy ms paint thing where it's the children's book "are you my mother" but are you haachama. Like a haaton asking marine and she replies no I'm a pirate. The twist ending is asking akai haato and she replies yes, but no and the book ends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2240913
ID doesn't have managers, they just expect Moona and Reine to keep things under control but when the main branch calls they just say "nihongo wakaranai" and hang up

[Anonymous No.]

>>2241127
I mean, at least there will be some activity there right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2241434
>I want my Haato back

[Anonymous No.]

>>2241247
and pekora

[Anonymous No.]

>>2241662
There's comedy potential in those long term pranks, usually the JP ones pay off in the same stream or within 24 hours but seeing someone walk into their own trap a month later would be great

[Anonymous No.]

>thumbnail
b-but she can't eat eggs

[Anonymous No.]

>>2242310
that one's not for her ; )

[Anonymous No.]

I won't be able to watch the stream live, bromies. Pray I make it back here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2240913
they don't care as much about a the Indogs
they are just a smallsih side thing

the EN project is huge for them and they want it as a more separate brand

[Anonymous No.]

predictions lads

[Anonymous No.]

>>2242749
Live human butchering

[Anonymous No.]

>>2242400
Do I have to eat all of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2242310
She can't, but she can make you eat all of the eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2242749
POV video where she chops (you)r cock off and grills it

[Anonymous No.]

She's coming!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2242912
all over my face

[Anonymous No.]

NOT EVEN THE COOKING STREAMS ARE SAFE. ANON KUN DENWA

[Anonymous No.]

>>2242912
same

[Anonymous No.]

the glitchy audio was kindy creepy, ngl

[Anonymous No.]

prepare your anus for eldritch cooking!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2242960
kinda, FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

This is the old Haachama cooking BGM right?

[Anonymous No.]

cooking cam.... home

[Anonymous No.]

new gloves?

[Anonymous No.]

God these cooking videos scare me so much. Just the potential of the yabs when the camera falls over

[Anonymous No.]

I'm being brainwashed by this BGM...

[Anonymous No.]

aaaaw, i want the usual cooking BGM back

[Anonymous No.]

What is this new BGM? or is it old? it fucking slaps

[Anonymous No.]

Will this one be the final yab? Will she finally dox herself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2243050
It's old

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw the pasta maker I have at home is the one that uses elbow grease

[Anonymous No.]

>>2243061
These cooking streams are bad for my heart man

[Anonymous No.]

That machine has some reflective parts. Hope she stays safe

[Anonymous No.]

>first time doing it live instead of a video
Okay, what date are we on now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2243050
https://youtu.be/vl4FzBh-8RA

[Anonymous No.]

The shiny surfaces are scaring me, bros. Doxed by a reflection...

[Anonymous No.]

>reflection yabs

oh no

[Anonymous No.]

>>2243050
The one currently playing isn't new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2243076
Actually I'm not so sure anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

what is she making today

[Anonymous No.]

>>2243050
It's the BGM for mischievous things

[Anonymous No.]

>>2243117
curry pasta

[Anonymous No.]

>>2243117
Udon

[Anonymous No.]

>>2243074
at least she bought a coloured one not plain stainless
i own that one

but god damnit she is going to destroy it because she doesn't know how to use it

this pains me

[Anonymous No.]

>>2243117
i hear something about Udon and she has a pasta maker... but i'm only an EOP

[Anonymous No.]

at least she's wearing gloves, else she'll be eating yubi udon

[Anonymous No.]

Chama has such good liveTL in chat. Bless you Shrek and Yami

[Anonymous No.]

I thought it would be those motorized ones, but it's also powered by elbow grease.

[Anonymous No.]

please use the included vice to lock it to the table
please use thickness adjuster or you break the bearings or crank

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>2243157
Is there some trick to using these devices? Are they easy to wreck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2243095
Thank you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2243157
Yeah and by the ad break it seems she understands as well to be careful with the machine than usual which is good. I just don't want any huge yabs now that she's finally back.

[Anonymous No.]

oh god this pains me on a different level than usual Haachama cooking

[Anonymous No.]

I've seen this model many times before, I assume it's decent or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2243218
My only wish is for faggots who use [EN] tag to post "cute Haachama noises" to fuck off forever. Thank God there is a filter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2243245
she doesn't use the most basic feature that you need to use
the wheel on teh rigth taht sometimes comes into view adjusts dough thickness and you need to start with a thick setting, she is going straight for minimal and obviously it doesn't work.

[Anonymous No.]

...Is this the most dangerous stream she's ever done? Not just the reflections, but also the finger udon...

[Anonymous No.]

THE MACHINE SPIRIT IS ANGRY

[Anonymous No.]

her fingers are getting too close to those rolling crushers

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw not able to help haachama and teach her how to use the pasta maker

you are not ment to feed unflatted dough (to minimal 2 settings) through the extruders

[Anonymous No.]

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>2243299
Does this count as a sin against the Omnissiah

[Anonymous No.]

lmao

[Anonymous No.]

holy shit...

[Anonymous No.]

Broke even before making a single noodle

[Anonymous No.]

God what if she accidentally knocks her camera and it shows her irl face? Fuck chammers i hope the camera stand is far away from your clumsy hands

[Anonymous No.]

She truly is the world's strongest idol

[Anonymous No.]

>>2243306
It's hand cranked at least.

[Anonymous No.]

this costs about 150-200€ btw

i got mine for 10€ from someone who bought it, used it like haachama without any idea how it works and got frustrated

[Anonymous No.]

If there are any Italians here, I feel sorry for all of you. NOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>2243372
Got a link? Been looking for one

[Anonymous No.]

>>2243356
To be fair, she's probably wearing a mask or something

[Anonymous No.]

This is even more nerve-wracking than that time she put undercooked chicken breast into a burger. Be careful with those yubis for God's sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2243280
Yeah, what the fuck compells someone to do that? Do they think its funny?

[Anonymous No.]

This is a horror show

[Anonymous No.]

>>2243330
Haachama is Chaos undivided, so obviously yes.

[Anonymous No.]

ENHANCE

[Anonymous No.]

>>2243325
anon, we'd have to start at basic principles like pre-heating your pans, putting pasta into BOILING water and the likes (and the dangers of salmonella)
let's not get ahead of ourselves

[Anonymous No.]

Holy fucking shit, I usually go from the lowest thickness to 7 and then put it in the extruders.
And she goes from the 0 directly to the extruders.

It hurts to see this

[Anonymous No.]

What... is she doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>2243395
No, because her face wouldn't be trackable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2243389
the cheap version is 60@ on amazon
just google marcato 150

[Anonymous No.]

>>2243372
I'm finding one's on Australian sites for ~$130, unless that's a different model. So that's like $100 USD.

[Anonymous No.]

>No flour so the noodles just clump together back into a solid mass
>Throws into a random fucking griddle pan
What is even happening?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2243446
You're right, I'm retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>2243462
Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>2243389
Just buy this one, costs 60€


https://smile.amazon.de/Marcato-Classic-Nudelmaschine-Atlas-150/dp/B0009U5OSO/ref=sr_1_6?__mk_de_DE=%C3%85M%C3%85%C5%BD%C3%95%C3%91&dchild=1&keywords=pasta+maschine&qid=1617632569&sr=8-6

[Anonymous No.]

>>2243472
first haachama cooking?

[Anonymous No.]

Gay noodles!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2243472
The usual Haachama cooking

[Anonymous No.]

rainbow udon... deja vu

[Anonymous No.]

>noodles are ready

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is she doing... just why?

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit rainbow ramen haaton must be beaming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2243416
We shall not stand for this!

[Anonymous No.]

>starts pressing the noodles together even more

noooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>Adding coloring to noodles
Now THIS is Haachama Cooking

[Anonymous No.]

this is content

[Anonymous No.]

>>2243514
No, but this is just painful to look at and I'm not even italian

[Anonymous No.]

God, I didn't realize how much I missed her cooking streams, this is great

[Anonymous No.]

>>2243538
Ogey Heretek

[Anonymous No.]

It's a fucking murder scene

[Anonymous No.]

chammers... you colour your dought BEFORE you make noodles out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

i am crying and i am not even italian

gonna make my own pasta to heal my brain

[Anonymous No.]

What did I wake up to

[Anonymous No.]

Someone post the rainbow ramen recipe

[Anonymous No.]

They're no longer noodles

[Anonymous No.]

>buy a dough cutter
>almost break it
>finally get somewhat noodle looking noodles out of it
>add food coloring by pressing all the dough back together

God I love this woman

[Anonymous No.]

I missed this level of mental torture. The pain just feels soo good.

[Anonymous No.]

i get out for literally 5 minutes and WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAACHAMA DONE NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>sprinkles some blue coloring
>dumps the whole thing right after
I kneel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2243625
She can always split them by hand, no need for machine

[Anonymous No.]

REFLECTION

[Anonymous No.]

>Research has also associated food dyes with problems in children including hyperactivity, learning impairment, irritability and aggressiveness

Chammers....

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

chammers, plz

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to be sick

[Anonymous No.]

...it was a hot plate this whole time...I should have known.

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT WAS THE POINT OF COLORING THEM INDIVIDUALLY!?

[Anonymous No.]

wow it looks actually disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

she needs to run them back through the machine now

[Anonymous No.]

You'd eat haachmas cooking right

[Anonymous No.]

SAUSAGE!? WHY??

[Anonymous No.]

I love watching haachama cooking to destroy my appetite so i won't feel like eating. Holy shit i feel like puking right now. As someone who cooks regularly i feel like pouring bleach into my eyes. Sasuga strongest idol.

[Anonymous No.]

imagine her rainbow-coloured piss stream

>>2243782
her chocolate alligator looked legit tasty

[Anonymous No.]

What happens to "food" in terms of taste if too much food coloring is used?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2243779
No, stay away from the machine please

[Anonymous No.]

pls dont eat that haachama...

[Anonymous No.]

She better be fucking careful if shes going to boil that sausage with the noodles. Pork ain't nothing to fuck around with.

[Anonymous No.]

It was a bad idea to eat while watching this what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

I ate one of them “vegan pasta” that is rainbow color for some reason. Tasted bland even with extra sauce. This noodles haachama is cooking doesn’t even look palatable.

[Anonymous No.]

so the only possible outcome at this point is a mass of black stained undercooked dough right?

[Anonymous No.]

god this voice is so hot

[Anonymous No.]

What was the point of coloring each of them if she gonna throw it all in one pot

[Anonymous No.]

>>2243825
Food coloring has a fake sugary taste so this much will probably really fuck with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>2243873
To bother you specifically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2243873
She didn't thought that through

[Anonymous No.]

Okay here i go

Pasta for dinner it is

[Anonymous No.]

IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE

[Anonymous No.]

this legit looks like a toilet right now
jesus christus

[Anonymous No.]

Oh my god this is the most vile thing she's ever made, it looks like a literal turd in a toilet

[Anonymous No.]

Oh god. That’s undercooked

[Anonymous No.]

>"I decided to look into it and found that ingesting more than 3g of food coloring can lead to death"
At least you googled it

[Anonymous No.]

Oh dear fucking lord

[Anonymous No.]

It's looks like crustaceans or some shit

[Anonymous No.]

please, pull them out the water, dry them, put flour on them and run em trough the pasta maker again.

[Anonymous No.]

Is she massaging the food coloring into the pasta clumps?

[Anonymous No.]

Why are Haachama's noodles dead?

Because they dyed

[Anonymous No.]

Hachama is gonna die

[Anonymous No.]

Tbh this is scarier than the horror lore arc

[Anonymous No.]

>>2243992
Get out of the thread ina, this is nothing for your eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244011
absolutely

[Anonymous No.]

>>2243992

[Anonymous No.]

Gentlemen, Haachama just recreated the eye of terror.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2243977
Fuck off inaa
Before I use your orange juice

[Anonymous No.]

17k people watching a girl kill herself live. This time for real.

[Anonymous No.]

Can she even save this

[Anonymous No.]

Hope she never comes across any of the "make cool crystals by inhaling bleach fumes" screencaps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244058
Does she want to save it?

[Anonymous No.]

she should start over
I worry she might actually eat that

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244057
Save that for when she actually uses herself as an ingredient

[Anonymous No.]

Has she ever failed to cook any of her meals before?

[Anonymous No.]

I hope she gets flamed for wasting food. The nips don't take this kind of shit lightly.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no

[Anonymous No.]

is she giving up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244075
It ain't a cooking video if she doesn't

[Anonymous No.]

She failed...

[Anonymous No.]

Could this be the first failed haachama cooking stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244103
I hope you get cancer and die

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244111
A-chan put a stop to it before it turns bad for everyone

[Anonymous No.]

When will she cook with her blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244103
Haachama is rich

[Anonymous No.]

F

[Anonymous No.]

Damn, now I feel bad... Chammers it's okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244149
Seethe EOPfaggot. Miko and Marine round 2 let's fucking go!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244167
What did you think the red "dye" was

[Anonymous No.]

Chammers...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244103
So which one are you?

Redditor
Nousagi
Nijinigger
Fujoshit
Vshoujosimp
Chumbud
KFP
Woman

[Anonymous No.]

just wanted to make some noodles

[Anonymous No.]

This was a task not even the world's strongest idol could complete

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244170
It's not about money retard. It's about "wasting the poor farmer's efforts".

[Anonymous No.]

Chammers...

[Anonymous No.]

HAACHAMA CAN COOK ANYTHING!! I BELEB

[Anonymous No.]

oh fuck, the recorder bgm

[Anonymous No.]

I'm glad she didn't eat that

[Anonymous No.]

She's so sad...I bet this udon remake will tie into the time travel plot though

[Anonymous No.]

The Chamma has been stopped...? And it was Rainbow Udon that did her in, damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>auld lang syne for the dead noodles
kek

[Anonymous No.]

RIP Udon dough, you were too gay for this world

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244226
w

[Anonymous No.]

>manager had to tell her to stop this shit before she fucking kills herself

[Anonymous No.]

tmw I actually feel sad for her, despite it being a meme moment

[Anonymous No.]

Has anyone got a link to this Auld Lang Syne on recorder? Haven't been able to find it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244307
was it truly her manager?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244245
They get massive subsidies to the point you can live off being a part time farmer. Stop making shit up.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this the song everyone of us haatons will hear as were dying?

[Anonymous No.]

i'm not a fan of this whole her looking up anything before cooking idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244372
You don't understand how wasting food isn't about the money do you you fucking retard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244372
That's not the point, wasting food like this is a big no-no in Japan

[Anonymous No.]

>she's gonna read about cooking
haatons, it's ogre
she'll start cooking actual food now

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244406
He's saying that the Japanese are retarded, which is true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244352
A-chan stopped it. Haachama cooking is being observed by A-chan if not Yagoo. She's on a short leash now.

[Anonymous No.]

RAINBOW UDON REVENGE ARC HAS STARTED

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244431
Oh yeah

[Anonymous No.]

That ended on a sad note, but at least a revenge stream is coming soon.

[Anonymous No.]

Dough Completed.

Time for it tonrest and decide on the sauce

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama cooking training arc is a go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244397
Does it even fucking matter, if the person cooking is sincere in eating it usually? Like wtf
It's not like she wasted it on purpose. It's even dumb this is a thing to begin with, because even if she did, so what as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>not even lore followup
damn she really dun goofed

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244387
nope, you'll hear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz83EADzLVI
faintly at first, getting increasingly louder as you see a figure with a butcher's knife emerging from the corner of your vision

[Anonymous No.]

Haachahhaama time travels back to get revenge

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244397
>t. Starving Indog.

I hope your shanty gets hit by a typhoon

[Anonymous No.]

Strongest idol...
Beaten by gay noodles...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244406
It was a clump of dough that's rendered inedible. Antis like you will fan the flames nonetheless and make this non issue into a shitstorm. Fucking kill yourself Zhang. Your kind already made Miko and Marine in big yab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244514
She even broke keyfade when she said her mom is gonna scold her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244532
The fuck are you talking about, that's exactly the point I was trying to make. It didn't magically turn inedible, you idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244517
>she hires an actor in a full body suit (to prevent yabs) to play her past self

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244397
Are you from some kind of third world shithole who would cry about a clump of fucking dough and not perfectly edible food?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244571
She said "grandma"

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244279
That was the point since start of this stream. She set the stage. Now she will travel back in time to try and make proper rainbow udon and fail again. She will keep trying and failing until she figures out how to get in the proper chama;udon timeline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244586
Food coloring that she used can be harmful in large doses (and boy were they large), faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244485
Don't forget your 3-4 full bottles of food dye

[Anonymous No.]

>zhangs, nijiniggers and antis have entered the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244625
I'd believe this if she didn't actually seem upset wasting the food. I do hope she plays into the lore somehow anyway because of it

[Anonymous No.]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wZGx-jUgA94&t=15s

Now the anti can go fuck off. It's not as big of a deal as hes pretending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244683
>explain why she's apologizing
>guess I'm an anti now

ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244512
>>2244521
>>2244532
>>2244594
Of course EOP retards get defensive. No matter. The stage has already been set. She's going to get flamed and suspended and all you EOPtards will reeeeeeeeee into the void like the helpless fucks you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244714
Isn't it common courtesy to apologize after fucking up? The fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1379087140051513347
Go Chammers! Get the rainbow noodle right next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244652
i said i was going to make actual pasta

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244788
Agreed, but people were like wow she's rich why is she apologizing.

[Anonymous No.]

>2244743
>Third worlder ESL talking shit
Ogey

[Anonymous No.]

200-300gram, not 2-3gram

Still for the best she stopped though

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244815
>>2244743
Take your fucking meds already

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/search?q=%E8%B5%A4%E4%BA%95%E3%81%AF%E3%81%82%E3%81%A8%E3%80%80%E7%B2%97%E6%9C%AB&src=typed_query

She got flamed a tonne last year because everyone thought she was playing with her food on her haachama cooking segments. It wasn't until people realized that she actually ate the crap she made that it died down. This time it's different but of course, EOP newfags wouldn't know this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244828
meant for >>2244743

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244828
>>2244859
>screeching EOP newfags after being presented with facts

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244891
It's better if you don't give our resident schizo attention

[Anonymous No.]

Doujin contest cancelled. Based cover still has her on a short leash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244949
Not a schizo if it's facts EOPtard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244873
>first guy is literally called Anti
lol
his comment isn't even that bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244963
>tweet's really gone

Nooooooo

[The church of the Fried Chicke(...) No.]

>>2244245
oh no, the poor land owner who make bank in government subsidies, who already made their money had a portion wasted, how sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244963
I mean that shit is way above the H streams, so it makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

On a more positive note, subs updated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244963
This sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

membership steam in 30

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244963
I wonder if that's the reason for the upcoming membership stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>2245053
Wouldn't be the first time she did that though. Still weird, you'd think after the month break she'd run stuff by her manager first for a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2245108
>しょんぼり

Nooooo

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1379092090479472640
AAAND Another stream. Membership only though.

[Anonymous No.]

After months of hearing her English streams, I am not able to return to her Japanese only videos. The translation is shit, Haachama speaking too fast. I feel like the English audience is undesirable.

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, I bet the combination of failed cooking stream and cancelled doujin event stung a little.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2245125
She probably thought it was no big deal but after pirate and miko shit they wanna avoid drama over something stupid. Not really anyone's fault this time. Well maybe fujos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2245188
Nice blog post, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2245188
Weak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2244800
So did Haachama

[Anonymous No.]

>>2245188
Abayo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2245188
Good. You can fuck right off and watch generic chuuba play Apex or Monster Hunter.

[Anonymous No.]

>people are so desperate for a yab they're actually sperging out over a fucked up bowl of pasta
This is even dumber than the doujin autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>2245409
There is a history of her getting flamed for wasting food in the past.

[Anonymous No.]

I would have cried if haachama died from food poisoning, I hope that this was all planned from the start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2245549
It was dumb then too, I'm sure those burnt gyoza could have solved world hunger

[Anonymous No.]

Japanese people waste food like everyone else but it's definitely not something you're supposed to do publicly. That's why you'll see "the staff enjoyed the (insert food here) after shooting" disclaimers.

I'm sure antis will try their hardest to capitalize but since she apologized immediately afterwards it shouldn't stick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2245831
Won't blame her because she's too young to know PR, but wish Cover learned after the taiwan incident that apologizing only makes it worse the next time. Now that they know they can make her kneel over something as dumb as this the sky's the limit

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sX0BoyjUBM
Haachama taimu!
You do have a membership to your oshi, right anon?

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>>2245831
Manager actually doing their jobs this time.

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>>2245831
I don't get what the big deal is, it's not like what she produced this time was even edible. What is she supposed to do about it? It's like saying you're not allowed to fuck up cooking something you've never tried to cook before. It happens to everyone.

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>>2245332
Haachama is no different. (kuukiyomi).
There isn’t much difference between jp girls. In fact, they are all the same as if they were playing from a script.
I got tired of it. Ever since she has no English video, she had a schizo Arc, a "vacation" and a full jp time loop. I'm not going to pay for something I don't like or watch. Japanese fans can be happy, they got their Japanese "idol" back.
Sasuga management.

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>>2245990
Being so fucking retarded that you dump an entire bottle of food coloring onto your food is something a lot of people are going to take as a deliberate act of fucking up your food. Not everyone knows she's actually that retarded.

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>>2246004
Keep us posted

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wetchama!

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Hairdryer ASMR time

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>thank you for 3M views on red heart!
we did it haatons

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>>2246023
they should stop being retarded, she paid for it therefore sha can do whattever she wants with it

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>reaching 3 mil
Total views?

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>>2246145
On REDHEART, yeah

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>>2246144
That's not the point retard.

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>member karaoke stream

Nice

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Oh btw she confirmed a stream for tomorrow.

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>Surprise singing
Let's fucking go

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>ASMR and karaoke in the same stream
How does she keep winning

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>supacha blocked in my country
>chama will never ever read my comments

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She sounds really good doing these kinds of songs instead of more upbeat and louder songs

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>Having in lore dreams now as well
Chammers....

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Welp

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Haachama Yume Nikki arc when

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>>2246555
>trips confirm isekai arc
we're actually going to haachama world next month

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>>2246555
>>2246576
>>2246668
I can't believe Season 3 is leaked already.

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>>2246555
>being isekai'ed
>even a yume
Are these translators fucking retarded?

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English Acapella boys!

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>English acapella song

fucking nice

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>>2246850
Quality translations do not exist in the vtuber scene, anon. Even clips are no better.

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>>2240412
I miss those days too...Haachama English weeks

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>>2246576
I know she talked about a literal dream diary, but I'd love a haachama Yume Nikki fangame (without retarded author selfinserts)

>start in haato's room, based on her room backgrounds
>interact with bed to save
>interact with the phone to get into HAACHAMA WORLD
>neon music/idol world
>cooking world with hidden pepeloni world inside
>otaku scrambled graphics world
>minecraft world with Watame Church, Babel and deathcoaster event
>black and white timewarp world with clock BGM
>fucked up abstract gore world
>managers are chaser monsters
>[UNKNOWN CALL] RNG event
>effects are other holo's signature items/outfit/abilities

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SUKUNACHAMA!?

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>>2246850
If you're membered to Haachama you probably know what those words mean.

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>>2246004
This

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>>2247026
naruhodo

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>>2247026
If you don't know what isekai means at this point you somehow got into vtubing without being the slightest bit aware of anime, which would actually be impressive

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>>2247232
Only the reddit fags use it as a verb.

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>>2246850
I would assume it has more to do with them having to translate as fast as possible and instead of thinking of a better term on the spot they have to resort to this.

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She's not in character. She talked about her Family Mart merch and the fact that she's starting university soon.

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Holy fuck I haven't heard a non-Snow Halation Love live song in so long

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>>2247314
>reddit posting begins
I'm gonna isekai over to your mom's house nerd

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>>2247432
She's a huge Love Live (muse) fan.

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She doesn't usually stream till this late does she? Struggling to remember.

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>>2247440
You can start by walking in front of a moving truck.

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today's new haachama

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>>2247532
no pepeloni august

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Are her member-streams available for the lowest tier?

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>>2247582
yes

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>>2247464
Her last Haato Minecraft streams always starts at 12 AM and they go on for maybe just over 2 hours? Nothing out of the ordinary desu.

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>>2247440
>I'm gonna isekai over to your mom's house nerd
>>2247484
>You can start by walking in front of a moving truck.
webm related

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>>2247582
yes, at least the current one is

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>>2247633
I think AMSR archive is tier 2? I don't know I have tier 2 anyways

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What are the two boxes that appear under some people's names in chat on her side? I've never streamed on YT before
>>2247582
ASMR is T2 I believe, but the rest is any membership

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>>2247582
The current one is. The membership perks page lists different types of member only streams at higher tiers, such as ASMR, but I dunno how often she does those.

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Maybe another DESU talk tomorrow.

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>>2246555
>she's literally making her dreams true
based beyond measure

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>>2246850
leaving yume unstranslated is a keikau level of translation but how do you translate isekai'ed without making a long ass sentence?

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>>2247650
nah, i can see a bunch of asmr as a tier 1, not that i care for it

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>>2247314
and /a/, unironically

>>2247461
kek, based

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>>2247622
Yeah you're right, guess I'm retarded.

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>>2247717
I wonder if she was at today's lesson

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>>2247691
Hopefully (though i doubt it) she'll tell us how long she plans the time travel arc to go for, unless it's still about the previous arc

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>>2244388
I'm sure she'll only do the bare minimum to keep herself safe

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>>2247727
This is why she's best chuuber

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>>2247774
Is "transported to a different world" a long ass sentence?

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>>2247862
I messed up. For some reason I typed tomorrow but she said it was for next month MAYBE

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>>2247774
Something like "sent to another world" isn't that much longer than "being isekai'd" as a general translation. Or to make it flow with what she was saying something like "dreams about going to the past or other worlds" works well enough.

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>>2247532
I like this one

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>>2245970
you can see it live without memebership (like the eating chicken ASMR), right?

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>>2247997
anonchama your brain reps

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>stonks

muh reddit

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>>2247962
the latter is infinitely better

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People who write memes or overly complicated English sentences to her should be fucking lynched.

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>>2248031
my blain's bloken, sorry

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>whats management
>I wonder what management is...
kek

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It just became a membership on SC stream kek.

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MORNING STREAM NOOO