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how long till a vtuber runs a win-a-date lottery event? obviously unlikely for holoshit because of their pretense of being idols, but a near certainty it will happen with another agency.

who would *you* want to date, /vt/?
pic unrelated

>> No.215087
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>>215068
Lulu!

>> No.215272

only /wvt/ would do that

>> No.215320

Roberu
I think he would actually be fun to hang out with

>> No.215510
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>>215068
it pains me to no end that i will never date okayu

>ywn play minecraft on an online date with okayu
>she will never chat with you and laugh at your jokes
>she will never push you into a lava pool for shits and giggles
>you will never talk about your dreams and ambitions together and bond
>she will never tell you at the end of the day that she really enjoyed her time together with you and wistfully regret that that was the end

being onigiriya is pain

>> No.215638

>>215068
People who make and save these kinds of pictures needs to be put on a FBI watchlist

>> No.215689

>>215638
this is tame as fuck, anon
maybe you should put this comment in the tsugu thread

>> No.215707

>>215638
everyone is on a watchlist surveillance is omnipresent

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>>215068
Uruha "Lucia" Rushia
I can't speak Japanese and she can't speak English BUT it's not gonna happen either, so if you're gonna fantasize you may as well go all the way.

>> No.215901
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Winning a contest hosted by cover!
Getting to pick one girl to go on a date with!
Decide to date Ina!
She flies down to meet you!
Take her to a nice restaurant!
The atmosphere is so tense that it's practically palpable!
Not knowing what to say to Ina!
She looks disinterested, she often gazes elsewhere, clearly not paying attention to your feeble attempts at conversation!
You stutter out some inane crap while the server brings out your food!
She hates the food there too!
Flubbing your only chance to impress Ina!
Driving Ina back to the airport, she's looking at her phone the entire time!
She smiles for a moment, but it's clear that she just did so because one of the girls texted her something funny!
She doesn't even look you in the eyes as you drop her off at the airport and she says her brief, formal good-byes!
Driving back home, trying to hold back the tears!
Taking a sturdy rope from the garage, and tying it into a noose!
Driving down to a bridge!
Tying the rope to the bridge's rails!
Putting your head through the loop of the noose!
Looking down with remorse, watching as a small river rushes under your feet!
Closing your eyes and taking that final step!
Ina Ina Inaaaaa!

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>>215901
Why not rape her?

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>>215901
>such a cuck that you do not even murder-rape her even in your fantasies

kill yourself for real

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>>215937
>>215997
I want to protect her smile, not destroy it.

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>>215937
>>215997
I want to protect her smile, not destroy it

>> No.216050

You talking about a private video call or something? No vtuber agency will raffle a real in person date, that goes against the basic concept of their business.

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>>216050
if i wanted a 3d girl date i wouldn't be on this board anon

>> No.216251

>>215901
From what I catch from her on stream, if this was ever to happen (fat chance, Cover ain't ever doing that unless it was a "virtual minecraft date") I genuinely think Ina would try as hard as possible to make you feel nice and like she is having a good time.

>> No.216271

>>215638
Go back

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>>216251
That's honestly probably true. Ina is a good girl.
That would, of course, make the fact that she isn't really interested in you all the more painful.

>> No.216330

>>216281
anon, she is not your GF, and you setting up yourself for disappointment like that is not something she would want you to go through

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>>216330
I know. Honestly I just kind of wanted to type out a depressing scenario where my hopes and dreams were crushed over a brief period.
I'm sure Ina wouldn't consciously wish ill-will toward any of her fans, and it's unrealistic and selfish of me to expect that she'd notice me over any other takodachi.

>> No.216442

>>215901
Ina strikes me as the kind of person that would be more nervous than you on a date. she'd probably be all shakey and try to make really dumb dad jokes so you don't think she's that socially retarded, but you can see the desperation in her eyes, how she's silently begging you to laugh at a joke that even she knows is unfunny. then she loudly excuses herself to the bathroom to call her mom and cry into the phone about how she wants to go back to the safety of her room because she's fucking up the date you paid good money for.

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>>216381
>I just kind of wanted to type out a depressing scenario where my hopes and dreams were crushed over a brief period.
Why are you like this?

>> No.216492

>>216442
now i feel bad for her :(

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>>216442
God you're just making me want to go on this hypothetical, imaginary date with Ina even more.
I mean not the crying in the bathroom part of course, but just knowing that you're on a date with someone who's just as nervous as you are about it. In fact, if I were being completely honest, going on a date with someone out someplace overly fancy doesn't even sound like a good time to me. I'd rather just go someplace comfortable, even if that's just one of our homes. Expensive food is overrated anyway.

>>216482
I dunno, I just sometimes like typing up sad scenarios to cope with life's struggles I guess. It's like how studies have proven that watching sad movies boosts endorphin levels or something. It's something I did back when I used to be a regular in /ddlc/.

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216566

>date vtuber
>see the real person behind the personality
>stop being able to enjoy vtuber
>if the relationship ever goes south, every time you see her old content you will feel like shit and empty inside
Yeah, no.

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>>216548
Are all takodachis like this?

>> No.216589

>>216574
No, most takodachis are productive and not self-loathing.
Where do you think you are, anon?

>> No.216612

>>216566
>if the relationship ever goes south, every time you see her old content you will feel like shit and empty inside
Fuck, that would actually be really rough.

>> No.216621

>>216574
I just want Ina to show me how to use CSP with her wizard skills and then do some funny drawings desu

>> No.216633

Well, i've got to pick Towa for my date, but desu I don't think it'd go that well.

I think Ina, Robocco, or maybe Marine would give the best experience.

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>>216566
unironic pain peko

>> No.216649

>>216442
God, i sacrifice my everything for this kind of gf

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>>215272

>> No.217558

>>216574
no, but harking back to another thread, someone said Ina comes off as calm and non-threatening and that is why younger guys become infatuated with her, guess that person was right, the amount of Ina GF posts is rocketing as much as GME stonks

>> No.217668

>>217558
Imo she gives off the feeling that she'd be happy with someone who just loved and appreciated her.

>> No.217740

>>215068
Koopa.

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217747

Unironically Calli. Something to her determination to make the things she loves like music, as well as having a very chill personality is something I relate with heavily.

I'd love to be able top have a nice Charaz with her at a nice Hibachi restaurant, talk about our favorite music influences, and what keeps us going.

As someone who is a writer, she helped ignite a flame in me I didn't think was possible with someone else. Plus she seems pretty open in trying new things, whether it's games, new forms of music, or even just traveling abroad, she seems like a very ideal woman to be with.

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>not picking a socially inept girl to take out and "accidentally" lose in a crowded place
>picture not relevant

>> No.219607

>>215068
I don't care, but pls post more holos getting bullied and beaten

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Korone, but if Hololive is out of bounds, I'll take the discount one

>> No.220100

>>216548
>spoiler
I'm glad you escaped, anon

>> No.220119

When I win a date, I'll choose Ame.

I'll bear through her seizing up while awkwardly attempting to provide me with GFE as instructed by the manager for half an hour or so, while not flirting back at all.

Then I'll say "Oh, are you hitting on me? Why?" and say the past couple years were driving me insane and I just wanted someone fun to talk to, but if I'm making her uncomfortable, I can leave and tell the manager everything went well.

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>>215068
Mea. If I wasn't ugly I'd probably even marry her.
IIRC she just wants a $400 monthly allowance from his husband and get told to not work ever again.
Also she doesn't want kids, but that's what rape is for.

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>>215068
suisei and take her to karaoke to hear her lovely voice!

>> No.220650

>>215068
I wouldn't date any VTuber, It's best for the mental health not to think of the waifus as people to date. They're no different to an Anime waifu.

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>2030
>hololive is now rent-a-fuckdoll company
>put on your fuckulus rift
>sign into the hololive AR app to superimpose the girl of your choice onto your virtual greenscreen sex android

>> No.221681

>>215901
holy shit anon

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>>218057
this is the way
hide in the bushes and watch her cry

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>>215068
western v-whores would, probably

i want to date Choco-tente

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>>219607
of course anon!

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>>224520

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>>224595

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>>224615

>> No.224743

>>216045
You can destroy her smile and then rebuild it, best of both worlds

>> No.224849

why boner?

>> No.224958

so that poka doxxnigger made a website for the little circlejerk he leads

https://pokacircus.enjin.com/

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>>224958
he is a negroid yes, but this is not a picture of a holo getting bullied nor is it a vtuber you would like to date

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>>220119
the fuck

>> No.225165

>>220400
>marrying an openly slutty, gold-digging anti-natalist
Have some fucking self-respect, anon. She is entertaining, though.

>> No.225200

>>215638
to reddit

>> No.225285

>>224958
Is this that ESL guy who was proud of getting DMCA'd by cover?

I'm not autistic about doxxing, but this guy is seriously mentally ill, you could just tell from his voice in that video.

>> No.225375

>>224492
>>224520
>>224595
very nice

>> No.225438

You can bet your ass there's a clause on most company contracts forbidding stuff like that, likely an NDA of sorts.

>> No.225533

>>215689
Could you imagine having a girl over. She's looking at your anime folder. Sees these kinds of pictures and asks you wtf is that about.
And all you have to say is "Those are tame as fuck."

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>>225533
>t. the girl

>> No.226613

>>220119
You sound autistic.

>> No.226691

>>225533
> imagine having a girl over
HAHAHAHAHHHHHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>>226613

>> No.226848

>>225533
Just get a gf with the same degenerate tastes as you

>> No.226887

>>215272
I would date Rose desu

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>>215068
Kanatan, no second thoughts or regrets

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>>226910
>she prepares a powerpoint to show you at the beginning of your date, going over what's okay to do with her and what's not
based

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>>226956
>Break the rules 30 mins into the date, but she's too nice to call you out for it, and secretly wanted you to

>> No.227250

>>226910
what do you do when she whips out her pp?

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>>217668
>>217558
Ina gives off very strong comfy gf vibes. Her constant mentions of naps and sleeping with plush toys gives me the impression that she'd be down for just lying with her lover and cuddling for a while.
God I wish I could cuddle with Ina.

>> No.227304

>>216442
this is literally me except im not a cute girl

>> No.227341

>>227304
that's kind of the selling point though

>> No.227404

>>227304
>>227341
Yeah. You sound like a nice guy anon, but unfortunately I'm just not all that attracted to people of the XY disposition, if you get what I'm saying.

>> No.227432

>>225285
yep, it's him, and looks like i fucked up because this is the wrong thread, huh

>> No.227462

>>217747
You'll never be successful and her music is fucking garbage.

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>>227289
Everything about Ina is comfy and I would give anything to hug her

>> No.228023

>>227860
Would you finally go to the gym and get that degree your mom's been telling you to get?

>> No.228076

>>216566
>>216612
Imagine being someone who used to date someone who turned out to be a famous VTuber and only realized it a few months after you broke up and then you visit this board and see those posts and feel like dying inside everytime pictures of her get posted while she gets shitposted to death haha. Couldnt be me haha.

>> No.228199

>>228023
I have two degrees, can confirm that having a job sadly doesn't make you happy. It just makes you more sad.

>> No.228201

>>218057
If you wanted to take Aqua on a date, Cover would probably send her with a handler.

>> No.228241

>>228199
what does make you happy?

>> No.228265

>>228241
Watching vtubers. Why else would I be here?

>> No.228268

>>228241
Not him but not being happy makes me happy. Its a twisted kind of feel.

>> No.228326

>>228265
>Why else would I be here?
why ARE you here instead of watching vtubers then?

>> No.228331

>>228201
this would happen kek

>> No.228551

>>228326
I'm waiting for Ina's stream to start, naturally.

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>>228076
>Couldnt be me haha.
Elaborate anon. Tell us your hardships and impart them unto us.

>> No.228642

I would rather want from Hololive or Nijisanji just a collab giveaway lottery event in which everyone can participate in, who is able to confirm themselves as an indie vtuber/member of a lesser known agency.

>> No.228662

> Says to not mention hololive
> mentions hololive anyway

>> No.228781

>>228662
if you're going to complain at least post holoabuse please

>> No.230104

>>228076
In this situation isn't better to find another hobby?

>> No.230175

>>225533
>Sees these kinds of pictures and asks you wtf is that about.
You are so obviously a virgin, most girls I've been with will see that kind of shit and get turned on. A lot of girls can't even cum unless you're choking them hard during sex.

>> No.230192

>>230175
>A lot of girls can't even cum unless you're choking them hard during sex.
Sounds like a you problem.

>> No.230200

>>230192
>problem

>> No.230886

>>230175
Stop larping you fucking psycho lol

>> No.232989

Many of you may be newfags over this thing, but rushia unironically wants to get her husband from some good Gachikoi.

>> No.233397

>>230886
I'm unironically not larping, you clearly don't talk to girls let alone fuck them.

>> No.233625

>>232989
>unironically
no

>> No.233641

>>215068
i would unironically date ame

>> No.233659

>>233641
Shame she wouldn't date you.

>> No.233693

>>233641
she seems like a salty cunt desu

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>>233659
Because of my big brain.

>> No.234308

>>233625
She didn't talk about it in her "rushia" account, anon, was shortly deleted

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