"Watson Detective Agency."
>"Hey Watson! I heawd you've got some new employees at youw black mawket countewfeiting company!"
"Homestar, I don't run a counterfeiting company! (Not yet anyway) You must be thinking of our new kouhai in the Indoesnian branch! Yeah, We've got a secret agent, a rain shaman and a blacksmith!"
>"Blacksmith? is that like a Poopsmith?"
"A what?"
>"A Poopsmith! You know, that guy who shovels a pile of whatsit outside of the King's castle all day!"
"I... think I'm starting to get a migraine..."
>"Ooh, does youw secwet agent have a cool codename?! Like, Beef Blastbody, Fightgaw, or even... Fiwebewt!"
"Uh, Firebert and Fightgar are Cheat Commandos, Homestar."
>"Buy all theiw playsets and toys!"