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In an alternate timeline, Pomu made it into Hololive Myth, joined the offcollab along with the Council girls and constantly collabs with Kiara.

>> No.21372242

>>21372196
Yeah and probably brought a guy with her. Imagine the seethe

>> No.21372338

>>21372196
Except Ame and Ina are smart and wouldn't invite her.

>> No.21372344

>>21372196
I wish I got into Nijisanji but I'm already watching too many girls

>> No.21372485
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In that timeline the IM POMU poster who has been supporting her since the start didnt off himself......

>> No.21372527

And in the middle of the collab she'd open the door and let some male in and Kiara would be too shocked and polite to immediately hit the end stream button so she'd sit there as everyone is freaking out.

>> No.21372547

>Hating Pomu so much you'd curse her with being a part of council
Some insults just go to far...

>> No.21372591

>>21372527
Yeah, me. Kiara and Pomu would then give me all the doubles (double rimjob, double blowjob, double paizuri, double buttjob, etc.)

>> No.21372663

>>21372196
Yeah and she'd graduate for pissing off the rest of Myth with her retardation.

>> No.21372686
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>>21372196
>In an alternate timeline, Mori joined Vshojo while Pomu took her spot.
It isn't fucking fair bros. Why are we in the worst timeline?

>> No.21372727

Yeah but in that timeline (You) died in a horrible accident years before any of that happened.

>> No.21372782

Turns out, we dodged a bullet

>> No.21372834

>>21372727
I'll gladly be the sacrifice.

>> No.21372849

>>21372196
Imagine this alt timeline
>Pomu gets in to Myth instead of Mori
>she inserts a well needed energy and passion for vtubing into the gen
>learns to not just love idols but also to want to become one from being with Kiara so much
>those first few Myth full collabs would be significantly less awkward with two high energy holos instead of just Kiara taking all the heat
>goes on a few weeks break for her surgery and returns a month before council
>receives a heroes welcome from the warm community
>manages to get in her friends Lyrica and Shannon in place of the current Kronii and Sana, pushing Council to a top tier utaite gen
>pushes for collabs with her friends outside of hololive and gets collabs with Nova and Miki

Imagine the kino and lack of pink woman spam we missed out on.

>> No.21372869

>>21372242
>>21372527
>>21372663
>>21372782
But there are no males in Hololive English; and Holostars are separate group anyway. It would have never crossed her mind. This is why it is such a good timeline.

>> No.21372949

>>21372869
holoJPs already got male'd, EN will too
This industry is garbage

>> No.21373018

>>21372196
Pomu is cute, and I'd love to see her interact with my favorite Holos. But doesn't she actually prefer Nijisanji?

>> No.21373073

>>21372686
I'd rather have Mori than Pomu.

>> No.21373125
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21373125

In an alternate universe, pomudachis aren't cucks.

>> No.21373209

>>21373073
Why would you want Mori to suffer for all those months in somewhere she obviously didn't want to be, instead of being in a more comfortable environment from the start?

>> No.21373247

>>21372196
I used to think that holoEN would be better if Pomu was casted in Ame's place, but recent events have forced me to realize just how foolish that notion was.
Ame's annoying to watch/listen to but she was most definitely the correct pick, even if everything she does gets massively overhyped even more than any other popular vtuber.

>> No.21373558

>>21373018
It comes down to what people see in them. Kronii like Mori dont care for idol shit but their attitude wont let them ever commit. Ame and Ina (bless holofes performance) bought into the idea and Mumei and Fauna seem like they will too. Pomu and Rosemi get mentioned because their attitude and girliness/mannerism. They would buy into it, Selen is more like a shit post in that they want to fix her like Polka and Okayu.

>> No.21373868

>>21373247
>recent events have forced me to realize just how foolish that notion was.
This yab doesn't take away that she's a top-tier streamer.
>it feels like an all-out war right now lol
If you can't understand she was trying to lighten the mood from the comments of her coworkers, you might have autism.

>> No.21374047

>>21373868
Yeah, don't get me wrong I think in terms of ability to be an entertaining streamer Pomu legitimately is what teamates hype Ame up to be. That being said, her mentality is much more in-line with Nijisanji's way of operating.

>> No.21374136

>>21373868
>If you can't understand she was trying to lighten the mood from the comments of her coworkers, you might have autism.
I think YOU have autism, pomudachi.

>> No.21374171

>>21372196
No, in that timeline she would have failed to join even Niji, stopped streaming, and got married. By now her stomach would be swollen with her third baby.

>> No.21374251
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>>21373868
>pomucuck opinion
discarded

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>>21373209
This. Mori would be happier in Vshojo. A week ago she admitted to not liking idol culture when she first applied to Hololive and judging from her actions I doubt that sentiment has changed much. The only reason she applied to Hololive was because NijiEN and Vshojo didn't exist at the time.

>> No.21374328

>>21372196
We are lucky not living in that timeline

>> No.21374472

She turned out to be a bigger whore than mori. No thanks niji can keep that bitch

>> No.21374537

None of this would've happened if Pomu had tits. BOOB LOSS HATE

>> No.21374554

>>21372849
>flip holoEN
This won't end well

>> No.21375278
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>>21372849
>Pomu
>Millie
>Enna
No thanks, I'd take current HoloEN any day.

>> No.21375853

>>21372849
If Omega's still in charge in this alt timeline, you're not gonna get the kino you think you'd get.

>> No.21376017

>>21372547
>Pomu made it into Hololive Myth
Good one retard

>> No.21376122

You faggots keep saying its Mori who Pomu would take the place of, when you all know it's Kiaras place she'd take.

>> No.21377095

>>21376122
I actually want them both out from hololive.

>> No.21377378

Yeaaahhh no

>> No.21377891

>>21374308
She explained two times that her opinion changed before she even got into Hololive and her idol friend who changed her opinion on it showed up on stream twice. Come on, get new material.

>> No.21378456

>>21376122
Thank fucking God that we got Kiara instead

>> No.21378594
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>>21376122
Cover would actually be retarded to pick Pomu over Kiara.

>> No.21378676

fuckoff incels

>> No.21378837

fuck off cucks

>> No.21378838

>>21372849
you had me until the flips

>> No.21378862

Pomu got rejected for a reason.

>> No.21378916

you paid for his condoms

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