/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Posts of /vt/ that make you think
>”Hey I am not so bad”

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>>2136477
I don’t know what a tulpa is

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>>2136492
You need to go back.

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>>2136477

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>>2136492
Someone described it as self-induced schizophrenia. That may or may not be true, I'm not a scientist.
A tulpa is when you train your brain to hear a voice speaking to you so you have an imaginary friend in your head.

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>>2136492
Its a purposeful break in one’s psyche
Its shit bronys do regularly

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>>2136581
Sounds retarded and fake and gay.

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>tulpas
Please for the love of God do not start this /mlp/-tier shit, this is the path to the same depths of mental illness that resulted in the only fanbase so AIDS we needed a new global rule to contain it. If I see any of you fuckers doing this I am going to bully you.

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>>2136477
Tulpas are fake and gay /x/ bullshit, right?

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>>2137978
They aren't "real" in any actual sense, but it is possible to break your mind to the point you genuinely believe they're real.

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>>2136581
MEIDOS

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>>2136550
Basically this.
You imaginary friend hard enough that you get it to axt on its own rather than controlling it

And schizos have voices they cant control soooooo

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>>2136531
Basado anon argentino

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>>2136619
Well, you're actually correct on all 3 accounts.

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>>2136492
>>2136550
>>2138383

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>>2138420
>>2136531
Is living in Argentina that bad?

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>>2136477
Now these are some really crazy vibes, gotta start taking the meds

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>>2138784
Everything he said is true yet I don't feel it's that bad. Could be worse.

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>>2138937
>can't leave my house without fear of being shot by 14 year olds sniffing epoxy
>not that bad

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>>2139049
It's true but you gotta go out man, I don't get to live if I don't go out to wageslave for 11 hours and they might not kill you if you give them a cig or your wallet.
Could be worse, afaik home invasion isn't that common.

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>>2138937
>I don't feel it's that bad. Could be worse.

This literally describe every single country on Earth. It could always be worse

An easy measurement of how bad is a country IMHO is how you would answers "how easy it is to obtain a stable income and an affordable housing?" If the answers is

"it's a fucking Luxury for the privileged"=3° world shithole,

"you need to work REALLY hard for it" = 2° world "growing economy" or 1° word "stagnant economy"

"It's the bare minimum, nigga" = civilized country

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>>2139358
Stable income seems more important. If you're living in developing or undeveloped countries getting enough money to survive can be incredibly easy if you play your cards right (see: get paid by overseas contractors) The cost of living actually goes up with the wealth of a nation even in the standard of living might not necessarily rise with it.

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>>2136477
>Tomoe tulpa
based

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>>2136477
Everygoslingposter.png

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>>2139576
I agree

But don't take my comment too seriously, rereading it feels like some bullshit straight out a BuzzFeed article

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>>2139358
Is there a reason your post needed to take up this much vertical space on the page

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>>2139917
>Everygoslingposter
Spoon feed me pls

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>>2139996
Just click "Hide post" instead of wasting even more vertical space by complaining

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remember to know how to make a jackie chan tulpa just in case things go awry

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>>2140049
>>2139996
>he doesn’t diagonally post
You vertical sub humans need to get

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>>2136531
>Politicians suck their wives tits on videocall during congress

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>>2136477
https://files.catbox.moe/0pfsb2.webm

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>>2138784
I'm brazilian and it's as bad if not worse for us. Actually, it's way worse with how our president is leading the country.

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>>2140259
Cute smol miko is smol

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>>2141262
>smol
>>>/twitter/

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>>2138784
The worst part is that many people trick you into believing things will turn out for the better. Living in Argentina could drive any first-worlder insane.

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>>2140117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Jp-IxhoW9o&ab_channel=TodoNoticias
And this is just the tip of the iceberg

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>>2141793
BASED

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>>2140259
mikoposting and miko vibeposting in particular are never bad

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>>2136531
>Europoors seethe

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>>2140034
This is peak gosling

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>>2136581
>he didn’t post the Jackie Chan tulpa

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>>2141982
that better be Jackie Chan cosplaying as Chun Lee tulpa

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>>2141908
I'm in this pic and I was in that legendary thread, we had the anon that tried that horrid starbucks matcha frapuccino that same week, Aqua threads are kino

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>>2141908
>phone sex with luna
What about
>phone sex with Shuba

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>>2138784
well, it's better than a lot of other south american countries. aka it's still pretty bad

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>>2139049
Idk, if you live in the poorest of the poorest places of the country you can see those kind of people, but most places in the city arent that bad
t. Arg anon

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>>2139358
Its around the 2°one, the people that think it's the first one are the same people that want to live in a closed neighbourhood with mcdonalds casheer wages.

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>>2136581
I like to think these kinds of post are all fake and meant to induce laughter. Mission accomplished

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>>2136492
Stands that don't do anything except keep you conpany.

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>>2136477
A lot of posts in >>2111576
I won't bother quoting all of them

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>>2136492
Tulpas are a paranormal/occult topic. Westerners who introduced bastardized oriental religious concepts to Europe ( theosophists) describe them as emanations of a person's psyche, "thoughtforms". Tulpas can be as simple as inanimate objects and as complex as ensouled sentient beings. Obviously, the ones being talked about in this thread are the latter ones. Practitioners believe a created tulpa exists independently of its creator and can mentally interact with them to keep them company etc (tho some OG theosophist believed their tulpas could alter the real world). So, paranormal imaginary friends if you believe, self-induced mental illnesses if you don't.

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>>2136531
One of the posts that cemented Lunaitos as the best holoposters.

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the bahroo and the artemis thread

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>>2136477
Anybody got a cap of that guy on /jp/ who said he was going to take a bunch of stimulants to stay up for days and watch Pekora streams continuously until he hallucinated Pekora?

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>>2142384
anyone have a link to that? kek

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>>2144007
part 1, 2

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>>2144007
part 4
missing part 3

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>>2144030
Thank you, my brother.

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>>2144053
I've got it

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>>2138784
It is not the worse it could possibly be but it is really bad, what mostly makes a difference though is if you live in Buenos Aires or literally anywhere else, i mean don't misinterpret me all of Argentina is an absolute Shithole but seeing accounts from people that have live in Buenos Aires and other provinces of the Country there seems to be a massive difference between the quality of life of the Capital and the rest of the land

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>>2144159
thanks king

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>>2142384
Hey that frappuccino is fine.

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>>2143991
what's wrong with bahroo?

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>>2144227
just leave

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>>2141908
I'm glad that stupid tale bought so many people so much joy.

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every single post in this board

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>>2141908
Quite frankly I'm insanely jealous

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>>2136531
It's funny how akasupa in PLN is $128 although my country is the Mexico of Europe. What the flying fuck?

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>>2136477
anon post vtubers in /vt not whatever

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>>2141793
Holy fucking shit

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Have there been any notable homemade sex doll posts here yet?

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>>2144874
I think someone posted an Ame sex doll and posted it on /jp/ some time ago

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>>2144874
here? no.
on jp....yes

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>>2144896
>someone posted
made*

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>>2136477
the recent ollie thingy made me remember how petty some people are

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>>2144896
>>2144903
sasuga jp, got any screenshots?

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>>2136477

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>>2144944
Ah, the wamehole...
Takes me back

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>>2144988
That's fucking beautiful. Thanks

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>>2144949
amogus

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>>2144988
Ah yes the prequel to ameggedon

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>>2143914
Glad you and other anons here could set the record straight on what a tulpa is, I initially thought it was stuff like this.

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>>2141793
hola? busco al "Elba", apellido "Sado"

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>>2136477

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>>2137139
Don't worry anon. Chuubas are our tulpas.

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>>2136531
based third worlder. I will never complain about ARS again

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>>2136477
That guy who claimed to have figured out Kiara's menstrual cycle by watching all of her videos and comparing how horny she was in each of them.

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I am so glad my ADHD zoomer brain prevents me from watching any kind of streaming contend.
For should It not be so i certentaly would have sunk into the very same depths the screencaps potray.
May god have mercy on you all

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>>2138784
Living in LA is bad in general

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>>2138784
Argentina is a country that has failed in every type of government it forms from far right to far left ones. Its the only country in the world to default 2 on its loans

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>>2138784
The goverment is full of corrupt assholes and the opposition is full of corrupt retards. The women are so SJW that they would make a sociology student from San Francisco say "maybe that's too much". The country is either on a state of financial failure or in a state of gibs that lead to financial failure.

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this thread is pure gold. thank u anons

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>>2146229
On the plus aide, their women are really hot. On the negative side their women are ao SJW they make places like seattle look like a joke.

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>>2138784
No, it's worse than that, but you learn to live with it.

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>>2138784
>use metric system
>free education
>free health care
>not Brazil
nah it's alright, could be worse

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>>2147133
Those all work like shit apart from metric

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>>2146277
Hello lole friend

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>>2147133
>free education
It's shit
>free health care
It's shit

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>>2147133
People move from here to Brazil because they're better off than us.

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>>2142717
what thread was this posted in? seems like it was derailed massively

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>>2147917
an old /hlgg/ thread on /jp/

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>>2139049
you under-estimate how many shit-hole countries south/central america has
el salvador has the highest murder rate in the entire world and gang activity is normalized there

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>>2136477
>>2136492
Short version: Don't
Long version: Do not

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>>2142384
>>2144019
>>2144208

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>>2148153
Funny enough it's more of an /x/ subject but because of /mlp/'s board culture it is now connected to its autists and Jackie Chan

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NEXT MEME!

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That anon that makes schizocollages when someone sends a retarded superchat, and then researches their screen name and compiles all the personal information they can find on them

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It's funny to think about, really.
In every single community, no fail, there will be at least one mentally deranged person doing the worst shit you could ever fathom in the depth of your imagination. One that is so insane, so out of the world that even your subconscious automatically pushes it away as unhinged, and at least one other person will one-up you and actually make it worse

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>>2136477
The fact that this particular anon and similar have kept going, and going, and 1/3rd of any given VOMS thread is them blogposting and cryposting almost makes me glad she was graduated.

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>>2141908
noice.jpg

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>>2148327
I had no idea that Rose posted here.

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>>2148238
>>2148238
I mean, it's not like /x/ isn't also full of autistic schizos so chances are it would always end up becoming like this.

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>>2139049
95% of Argentina is not worse than Detroit, if that's what you are asking.

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>>2139358
In America, it's a civilized country if you're a welfare leech and take all you can meanwhile you are given far more in returns in income tax than you pay in. For people that are working for a living without government checks, it's a stagnant economy and on the decline.
>>2142472
Believe it or not, wagekucks are often happy to live in shitty areas with no hope to improve as long as you give them govt cash to afford their bread and circuses of booze, drugs, trash tv, and public schools that take their kids off their hands from the age of 2.

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Any cool compilation of the ameggedon?

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>>2148402
what the fuck? this has to be a joke....

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>>2142717
Never had a racist dream before and I say nigger all the time

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>>2148402
That's a chumbuddy right? I think I remember some anon doing that back on /jp/ but is he still around?

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>>2149038
I know there's a chumbud that tracks Gura's menstrual cycle

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>>2144030
>>2144053
Is this mental illness?

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>>2149056
I wonder if they are lovers

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>>2141507
Its
>>>/t/witter you fucking tourist

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>>2136477
>phoneposter
>browsing on phone browser
You ain't no better, phonenigger.
The epitome of schizophrenia.

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>>2136477
I seriously hope none of you actually try to fuck around with Tulpas. Tulpamancy is not a fucking joke, and it's not something you should attempt just because you're lonely. Back in the day on /mlp/ we lost a lot of Anons to madness because they didn't understand what they were even attempting. Do not fuck with Tulpas.

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>>2145408
sensible chuckle

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>>2148402
>>2148994

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>>2149379
wait so that shit is real? I've never even heard of it before

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>>2141262
>>2141852
yeah, I misread the thread as posts that make you think that /vt/ is not so bad.

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>>2150841
When did you start posting on 4chan

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>>2151103
4chan!?! I thought this was 4channel!!

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99% of the shit said on this board makes me feel better about myself

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>>2149172
Fucker stole my idea, asshole. I was gonna try to do this. I was gonna start wkth Ame and see if i could find get a pattern going.

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>>2136492
Good

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>>2144949
I kneel.

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>>2149172
How do they even get enough information to plan this without them just saying they’re having their period? What level of schizo is this?

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Some horsefucker made a pinkie pie tulpa that screamed at him for days until he said be loved it. demons or schizo, just stay away from it

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>>2153033
They probably detect patterns in their behavior in a period of time that correlates with menstruation.
Never underestimate a schizo's sheer will and determination.

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>>2149379
I've actually tried and still have one. Not from /mlp/, but I found the info through other sites several years ago and it's been okay. Mine's very minimal and is basically just a formless voice most of the time, so I don't get crazy hallucinations like the schizos on /x/ or /mlp/. I actually think talking to it keeps me sane since it's grown to be more like a therapist kind of friend, but I still don't recommend anyone do it. I can only speak positively on it because my tulpa is relatively mild and weak compared to what other schizos have done, and I've set clear boundaries on what it does. If you really have to, don't be retarded. There's all kinds of information and warnings on what not to do, and before you fuck up your brain you should read up on these things.

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>>2136531
Look up our president and his son to get an idea

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>>2138784
>>2154792

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>>2136477
I've brought this up before: /mlp/'s got a project going on were they teach a text to speech program how to 'talk' like a pony. They upload voice clips from the show and create a voice database for the program and the result is you can create your own voice lines using said pony's voice.

What I'm getting at here is that in theory you could use the program to revive graduated/terminated Vtubers. Legal repercussions aside: Magnet could make a come back.
At least it would be a hell of a lot healthier than fucking with your brain.

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>>2145218
Its been more than a month... Where is he bros...

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>>2155720
I have my okayu cosplay ready...

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>>2155720
The Suez canal was a cover-up/diversion to give the Japanese government enough time to clean the yacht and tie up any lose ends.

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>>2136531
I feel bad for him.

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>>2153033
If you have the observation skills of a schizo and you also watch literally every stream, it's possible. I picked up on a girl's cycle in high school one year and I only saw her an hour a day on weekdays (we sat next to each other).

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>>2154621
Can you have sex with your tulpa?

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>>2156910
You really shouldn't unless you are a wizard. I am a wizard I have an Aloe Tulpa I made by accident. Yes you can accidentally make tulpas. She is really cute... she also does lewd stuff and is cute while she does it. Usually I just pat her head and tell her she did her best and it wasn't her fault.

You are not ready.

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>>2141793
what the fuck its real

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>>2149379
i remember. back in the days i was in the process of doing that. i wanted to have a yoko littner tulpa but i believe after an hour i cancelled it. i dont know why i have stopped to do it.

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>>2158722
I tried doing it for a week or so then got bored. Being an ADHD retard with no discipline finally paid off I suppose

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>>2141793
And the worst thing is that She's not only her woman, she has a job on the goverment as his assistant (políticians have live 3,4 assistants for Nothing and they pay a Lot to them)

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>>2136531
Compatriota lunaito basado

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>>2142717

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>>2144053
So were there any updates on this? Did he make it?

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>>2136477
I love my bear gf

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>>2141908
HEAVEN'S GATES ARE CLOSED TO ME

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>>2155572
>Revive your graduated oshi as an AI
This is fucking genius.

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>>2136477
>>2138867
>>2139810
>>2148431
What's the deal with Monoe fans? They honestly seem more damaged than any other vtuber fanbase. Her streams were exceptionally normal so it just seems so freaking weird.

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>>2163084
i assume that a large number of people are like this to some extent where if you remove the things that they take for granted and they'll go crazy - take the coof, all over the world people had to stay indoors, wear masks and be more considerate of others and they started losing their minds protesting like a closed barber was akin to genocide

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>>2149379
that was a fucking read

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>>2162249
Beatani fags disgust me, she sounds like a zhang. You're 100% being played.

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>>2136477
>tfw can't even form a tulpa because I have aphantasia

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>>2163891
why would you even want to form a tulpa? unless you want to get schizophrenia

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>>2163937
Being a schizo probably sounds really exciting to someone without a functioning brain

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>>2164004
>Being a schizo probably sounds really exciting to someone who's really fucking lonely
ftfy, probably.

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>>2136492
imaginary friend for manchildren

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>>2163084
Imagine learning Japanese only to have your favourite idol killed off indiscriminately and without reason, and then being told to move on by everyone involved. It's like Haachama on crack.

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>>2136477
This and adderal anon make me feel sane

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>>2136492
It’s better that way anon keep your sweet ignorance

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>>2137978
They are real in the sense that some anons have gone to the extent of breaking their goddamn minds to make them real it’s a self fulfilling reality to them

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>>2139049
Anon it’s like when you compare Chicago, Detroit, LA, Baltimore and ,NYC
You have to start defining what bad really means to you

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>>2142384
I was also in that pic good times

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>>2144903
Doesn’t it count as common history if it was before the split or creation of vt

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>>2148402
He retired anon

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>>2148939
Kinda hard to do due to the hazzards of the content

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>>2164944
I've lived in two of those cities including Detroit, and I've never been robbed/attacked or even feared for my safety. For better and worse the US is very racially segregated and whites hardly ever get involved with the street gangs that cause all the trouble, so even if you live two blocks away from a complete shit show it basically doesn't affect you if you're white and/or not gang-affiliated. Those cities may have high murder rates, but as it turns out 95% of the people killed are either gang members themselves or random bystanders who live right next to them and get caught in the middle.

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>>2138541
I want a Jackie Chan tulpa...

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>>2153033
It’s pregnancy anon level rrat posting extrapolation based on personality patterns observed over months basically anons say gura is cuter then usual and use that as the excuse for her ovulation or her being more tired and exhausted for her being on the end of the cycle

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>>2163084
It’s because it was so fucking normal it’s like if your normal fag freind just fucking disappears and their house burns down how would you react

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>>2165532
How are friends in real life comparable to an internet avatar who has no idea you exist?

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>>2148431
You made them angry anon, you are officially classified as a troll

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>>2149837
How much time do you have to have in order to achieve this level of dedication?

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>>2149837
>not doing a batman voice
So close

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>>2165594
It was an analogy magnet was pretty normal just a background character basically in terms of oshis but she got terminated in a way that was very strange and werid if she just faded out of existence it wouldn’t have mattered but she fucking got exiled with impunity by her company for the extreme breach in contract and that’s all we fucking know

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>>2149837
I miss Chum Knight..

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>>2165757
Explain how those two things are similar in any way.

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>>2165930
Ok so you have a guy in this case a friend or something ( for example this could also be a co worker or something) they are normal and pretty boreing

Then they have something sudden and shocking happen to them and in the aftermath you know almost nothing of what happened to them beyond the event in which they disappeared in like a house fire or they got vanned or they left a cryptic note or some guys in suits grabbed him and told you he did a big crime but not what that crime was

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>>2165727
Fine, anon delivers

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>>2149837
>>2166451
Goddammit these are both good. Your new one is good for the voice but the older one has the better background song.

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>>2166648
I thought DKR theme was funny for the filename and because it's ridiculously dramatic, but feel free to mix the voice with other music if you want. https://files.catbox.moe/7emzy4.mp3

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>>2165996
How does that relate a personal relationship to an impersonal one?

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>>2151103
earlier this year. Its a chill board

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>>2168798
Its doesn’t anon is just a schizo

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>>2147133
Mate Argentina fell down so hard that is way below brazil now and they still going downhill each passing day.

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>>2136531
Living in south america(except chile) is hard bros, i'm brazilian and if i hadn't been born filthy rich i would've probably already hero'd since this country is actually a 8.516.000 km2 mental institution.

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>>2149837
Based schizo watcher

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>>2168798
anon its a FUCKING EXAMPLE OF A PERSON IT COULD BE A DUDE ON THE STREET THAT YOU PASS BY EVERY DAY YOU AUTISTIC SHIT STOP NITPICKING ANOLOGIES

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>>2163869

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>>2172986
no you two are too autistic to understand a comparison do i need to make one thats better for you

so a fucking eceleb gamer or tv news hosts house gets firebombed and then they say it was for a crime that said eceleb or tv news host did but thats the extent they give as an explanation even if you ask for more information

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>>2163869
FUCKING LOL

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>>2174675
>>2174801
If a dude/ eceleb on the street gets shot and disappears I do not make obnoxious posts about him on /vt/, dont yell at me because you suck at analogies anon

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>>2163817
t.zhang

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>>2175817
/vt/ is about vtubers so if a vtuber suddenly disappears with no explanation but an extremely vague but concerning note from her management ofc its gonna be talked about on vt just because your a drooling retard who cant make a fucking connection without someone holding your 1 inch dick all the way to the fucking diagram and 1 hour lecture on why its relevant or why the context similar doesnt mean any one else has to

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>>2173554
>Chile
Anon where were You on 2019?

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>>2142717
I.CAN'T.BREATHE, seriously fuck you I nearly died from the amount of laughing

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I though tulpa meant imaginary girlfriend

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>>2176142
This is the brain of a monroe fag, MEDS TAKE THEM

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>>2177178
Its literally self induced schizophrenia.

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>>2177178
Whatever it is, you can't physically dick it.

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>>2176256
Was that during the bus protests or was there something else that happened that year?

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>>2163869
>believe
Ogey

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>>2141793
>it's real
I thought argentine bro was just using hyperbole for effect...

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>>2164708
I had severe constipation a couple months back, and after it passed I had some light bleeding and even some bumps on my anus. Both of these went away but it still hurts sometimes when I'm passing harder stools.
I haven't gone to a doctor about it. Should I be worried?

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>>2181093
Don't underestimate what Argentines tell you about their country. It's unironically a surprise that it didn't collapse yet. It's gone through fucking nine economic, social and political defaults and that shit hole is still around.
Really goes to show there are powerful people interested on keeping it around.

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>>2181420
It's probably nothing but it wouldn't hurt to go to a doctor just in case, you know?

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>>2136477
>Anon tries to make a tulpa
>doesn't know about that fag on /x/ who's tulpa took over his psyche and "killed" his original personality, taking over his body
This can only end well.

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>>2181725
Yet, talk to an Argentinian as a member of any other latin american country and they will always talk to you in a condescending tone and treat themselves as 1st worlders. At some point, you gotta admire their level of, either confidence or delusion.

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>>2144324
>the Mexico of Europe
Pls elaborate.

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>>2184453
Spain

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>>2184386
Their egocentrism and stubbornness is what certainly will bring the country to financial collapse; never to recover ever again.

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>>2164054
Loneliness is a pretty scary animal in itself, a depressed brain has the same damage of what alcohol or heroin can do to you, and that's just the body destroying itself, it's fucking amazing, most of the mental illness occur when you're left isolated for a brief period of time, it doesn't even take long, cabin fever can settle in 48-72 hours, and it goes 0 to a 100 real fucking fast, one day you're a normal person, the next day, you're making friends with cockroaches or inanimate objects, convincing yourself that they are more important than air. If you're lonely, you either develop an addiction to something or you go full bonkers.

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>>2147133
>he thinks free education means quality education
>he thinks free healthcare means quality healthcare
Great to see commie propaganda still alive and well.

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>>2136477
>posting a phone screenshot
>using iPhone
hey, I am not so bad

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>>2185758
>he thinks any modern education is quality education
>he thinks any modern heathcare is quality health care
Look at beaches of the 50s vs beaches of today. Life expectancy is also dropping

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>>2186030
The future is now gramps

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>>2144874
Yes, someone on /jp/ ordered a sex doll of korone's feet. I'm sure someone has the post.

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>>2188244
>>2144874
I would order a Coco silicone pussy and ass to fuck

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>>2184386
To be honest, the condescending tone often comes from the impression most of the people from Latin America give. They look and speak like fucking savages to us save for some exceptions. The confidence and egocentrism are a must since you gotta trick people if you want to get ahead in life here, and caring for others often means that you cant take their money. Oddly enough, theres A LOT of people which do business and take your word without any sort of insurance, no contract or anything, despite how prone argies are to backstab and not keep their word. Shit's weird.

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I have never realized how lonely I truly am until I heard the words "I love you, you're such a wonderful man" from a roleplay asmr, after that realization, nothing has made me smile for a while now.

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>>2193140
How long ago was that?

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>>2193140
Just go shitpost in a tf2 community server, you'll feel better after a while

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>>2193566
About 2 months now.

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>>2193763
Why don’t you find a gf?

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>>2194027
If I couldn't find a gf when quarantine wasn't a thing for 10 years, I certainly won't get one any time soon Anon.

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>>2194027
shit i didn't think of that

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>>2194027
Yeah, let's all go together down to the gf store. Let's all just go get some gfs from the community gf garden. Lets just walk on down to the gf tree and shake it for some gfs. You fuck. You bastard. You motherfucker.

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>>2194027
Y-yeah, I can do that

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>>2194027
Ah yes. Why indeed.

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>>2194027
Because I have resting bitch face and look at everyone I interact with as trash

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>>2136581
>not going directly for Derpy
fucking retard

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>>2148402
That anon is a hero. He shows us the kinds of schizos that would kill your oshi if they met irl

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>>2194059
>>2194137
>>2194420
>>2194508
>>2194579
Would any of you change if you had a gf?

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>>2194965
I've had a ggf before but I wanted to use the sad Artia image. And no I was still the same old depressed schizoid.

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>>2194027
Because I'm 37 and gave up on that more than a decade ago.

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>>2194965
gfs are a scam, they're never as good as everyone says. I've been 5 years with a person and I feel like it was a total waste of time

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>>2194965
My best friend told me he never saw me as happy as when I had a girlfriend, so I guess I did changed in some way. Like I said, it's been 10 years since then, so I don't know what changes would a gf bring, but at the very least, happiness is something I kinda sorta expect.

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>>2195022
Do you want sex still, or does your penis stop working?

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>>2194965
I would become more depressed probably, since that's what happened when I had one at least. Girlfriends and boyfriends are a meme. Vtubers provide all the social interaction and illusion of care I need without the huge investment in money and time and without any risk of long-term emotional damage.

Who needs sex when my hand does a better job at pleasuring me anyway

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>>2195003
>>2195080
>>2195083
Whats the fucking point if you can’t live with them and can’t live without them. I JUST WANT TO BE THE MAN MY DAD RAISED ME TO BE.

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>>2195105
For a while I stopped wanting sex but Vtubers probably made it come back 100 fold and now I feel like a fucking 13 year old again because of depriving myself of the feeling of horniness by avoiding all media with women in it for years.

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>>2194965
I hope so. I never had one, so I imagine having one would bring some changes in my life.

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>>2194965
I dont know I never had one lol :/

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>>2195194
>>2195217
>>2195188
I wish I had some mystical advice that would help you fellas but when even getting /fit/ and looks maxing and book maxing I find I am unable to actually approach women. I get approached but at the time I never consider that they are hitting on me and I just move on. Only later do I realize they just wanted to talk to me.

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>>2136492
>if I use google I'll die
and

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>>2195188
My dad always told me to be whatever I want to be, as long as I'm happy.
>36 years old
>lonely
>can't seem to achieve my dream job no matter how hard I try
>never have I felt more lost in my life
At this point, the only thing that keeps me going is some vtubers and my pets.

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This thread is depressing does anyone have more /vt/ depressing stories?

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>>2195372
Kek, You're speaking to people who never even had women interact with them willingly. Also everyone is lifting now to get laid. It's nowhere near as effective as it was 15 years ago. Dating apps made it impossible for the bottom of the barrel men to have sex.

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All the anons in here are going to make it. You haven't made tulpas of your oshis, so that's a start.
>>2195420
What is your dream job? Is there anything else that would make you happy?

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>>2195151
On-topic

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>>2195372
>be 30
>realize girls that ain't single moms care only about looks and money
>try to get /fit/
>have some disorder that prevents me from absorbing protein unless I eat a truckload of meat
>get a corporate job to increase my money as meat is expensive
>stuck in the corporate ladder for 6 years with little to no time for myself
>stress and anxiety through the roof, barely any decent meal
>if I was Auschwitz mode before, now I'm beyond that
>covid hits, get fired
>can't get job
>back injury from exercise
It's my destiny to fail it seems

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>>2136492
Basically, people who lie on the internet for attention

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>>2136477
I liked monoe, but this is some Reddit aloe tier shit.
We don’t know what she did to get booted, and crying about it won’t change anythint

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>>2195485
Illustration, specifically ambient design and character design. Got my first job as graphic designer, turns out my job is to put funny pics for social media and transform pixelated shit into vectors, quit, got into another company, there my job was human resources, quit, got a third job, hired as graphic designer only do IT, quit, try again, job quickly evolves into the office secretary and errand boy, company fires mostly everyone during covid.
Now I'm making vtuber fanart in hopes somebody buys anything from me, but 90% of the people just want free shit and the other 9 think 5 bucks for something like pic related is too expensive, so I'm just drawing to see what sticks at this point.

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>>2196002
Did you do all the rounds on social media? Like opening a twitter, maybe even a “watch me draw” YouTube channel

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>>2196240
I did open a twitter recently as instagram and tumblr yield no rewards, and looking into making my own vtuber avatar to test the streaming waters, as illustration streams, even if you have good skills can be rather boring, as a good illustration can take me way over the 4 hour mark, but yeah, trying new things, see how it goes. I still haven't given up on my dream job, but it's rather discouraging to spend more than 30 hours into something for 3 likes, but, I'll keep trying, it's still better than simmering in my own loneliness I guess.

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>>2196493
What kind of stuff do you draw? Porn sells so you could start from there

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>>2196551
There's a truckload of competition on the porn industry, even if it doesn't seem like it, catching a big fish there is hard, and the big fishes usually ask for things I honestly hope I could erase from my memory. I've done porn, that's part of that last 1% of clients who are willing to pay, but if I'm being perfectly honest, a lot of what I did over there killed my libido for a while so I'm not eager to jump on it unless there's a juicy pay. On the other hand, I've been working with a friend to make a RPGmaker comedy porn game, it's a lot of work that we have to do for free, so it's not been an easy road, but, it's something we both want to complete.

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>>2196718
The RPG sounds interesting. I wouldn't mind seeing it being shilled here or /v/

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>>2140443
It's hopeless, not even sure if we can survive until 2023. Matter of fact, we aren't.

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>>2196948
We'll see how that goes, thanks Anon.

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>>2194027
Good question.

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>>2153033
Info dropped by old roommate.

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>>2136492
Everyone is saying it's paranormal bait, but a tulpa essentially is nothing more than talking to yourself in a different voice inside your mind untill your brain starts doing it automatically. Think wilson from cast away.

I attempted at the peak of my 60 hour no electronics cubicle wage life years ago. I got creeped out when I started asking myself open ended questions like how are you..etc..I failed luckily but to this day I could still write out pages of random details that are engrained in my mind. From things in drawers to things written on signs. Scary shit.

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>>2181420
Drink metamucil everyday.

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>>2197846
The human brain is a rather interesting and scary thing. One of my psychologist friends summarized it to me in one phrase
>The brain is the only organ that named itself
Easy and hard to break at the same time, maleable but stubborn, a true wonder of evolution.

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>>2197908
Or a big spoonful of olive oil. When I was a kid, my mom gave me one every few months, decided to try it now as an adult because healthy, spend the next 3 days shitting everything in me. First day had to go shit every hour for half a day.

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>>2194965
Fuck no. I hate going outside. I hate spending money. I don't know how to talk to people. I'm gradually becoming more and more angry as the days go by and I can feel my patience slowly being transmuted into bloodlust.

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>>2162249
Oh god im laughing so hard at this
Reminds me that there is a nonzero chance that one has called Risu a SEAnigger or 163 and I think that that is very beautiful

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>>2181937
Kek

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>>2162249
>/vt/ complains that Coco is reddit dragon
>ignoring the fact this would happen if she ever tried this site instead
There's a reason we are known as the toilet of the internet.

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>>2194965
Honestly I'd feel worse because 90% of my time is spent with my family or with work and that last 10% is the only time I can be sane and do what I want.
Take that away from me by forcing it with a gf and I have literally nothing left. Unless the gf is a 10/10 that makes my heart soar it would actually make me feel worse

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>autistic
>tetralogy of fallot
>spent 3 and a half years doing a bachelor's degree on IT shit
>was never told exactly what amount would/was used from the scholarship so I couldn't leave the shitty university
>mom dies from cancer
>mentally forced to go into disability because of dad
>I graduate (diploma's somewhere, most likely filthy)
>can't work
>got fatter to the point I can't breathe well and my heart feels like its about to burst
>PR goverment keeping us locked even though tourists were allowed to trash a bunch of places last month
>bank account I have is shit but dont know how to switch
>dad bitching about money even though he wastes it on the lottery
>stuck watching vtubers for a year now and I fucking hate it

wish someone would take me out of this house

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>>2196002
Unironically if I ever find your twitter someday dude, expect a $50 comm at least for something of that quality

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>>2196002
If thats your art you could make a small name for yourself on *shudders* deviantaet if you did an interesting comic series

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why this thread got derailed into blogposting shit?

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It's dekinai. You will keshite learn nihongo.

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>>2198944
The weird thing is that I see nothing wrong with it.

>>2200726
Faggots will take any chance to bawl on the internet.

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>>2194027
piss off fucking retard

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i swear you guys are truly worse than weebs

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>>2181937
FUCKIN KEK

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>>2136531
jajajajajjaja

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>>2139049
In this hellish Continent, there are even worse play to live...

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>>2173554
Chile still suck ass

I am from her, and can confirm is shit

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>>2188244
>>2144874
anon was a dedicated footage, idk if he ever posted another update

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>>2194027
>>2194965
Fuck off 3DPD worshipper.

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>>2212984
Hide the pain

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>>2199670
Losing weight is a good place to start and it’s something that will definitely improve your life

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>>2194027
All the people (you)ing this post are single for one common denominator: the attitude of getting mad and giving up before even trying

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>>2194027
Fuck you

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>>2216476
How do I try?
When is a good time to try?
What are the signs?
Please help.

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>>2216961
>>>/fit/

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>>2216961
Read
>>2216973

Also you just need to go to social places like bars, gyms, church, clubs, hobby groups or whatever shit you want if you are meeting new people

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>>2216973
You trying to turn him gay or something? Also, lifting will not cure autism, but it does feel great

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>>2217148
Cooming in guys is a start, anon :)

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>>2217182
>in guys
That's for when he's bulked up a bit. First he would have to be the gym twink and absorb brotein rectally for a while.

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>>2195372
You just have to lower your standards. A lot.

t. married man.

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>>2217182
>>2217305
/fit/izens pls stop, the autists here might actually start listening to your advice

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>>2217810
And?

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>>2177652
Era cuando salió a la luz todo el desastre económico liberal y hubo meses de toque de queda, protestas, servicios de transporte destrozados y sin funcionar, saqueos, conflictos fuertes entre los carabineros, y que además arrestaron a varios del ejército venezolano que estaban en las protestas, básicamente explotó la burbuja socioeconomica de allá.
I wrote it on spanish because i have no idea how to Say it on english

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>>2138784
You can feel the anger in what he says and you may think he is joking, but he is not. Go to work and pray to not get shot in the way by a 15 yo for your phone and 100 pesos who, even if caught, will be freed because he is a minor and therefore "innocent". Fuck this country, fucking shithole.

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>>2177652
>>2220226
>It was when everything came to light regarding the liberal economic disaster and curfew, protests, transport services being destroyed from disuse, looting, armed conflict with firearms, and everything else that they arrested various Venezuelans that were part of the protests who were exploiting the economic bubble crashing.

My spanish isn't that great, so it's kind of a literal translation. But it seems there were Venezuelans caught in corona protests that were trying to use the chaos of the protests to sneak away from their little hellhole.

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>>2217182
Fuck you fag

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>>2195472
>everyone is lifting now to get laid. It's nowhere near as effective as it was 15 years ago
This is the truth, now its all about social status . If you lack in that you are fucked.

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>>2176256
>>2213409
You're still miles ahead of us,you're just now heading toward bolivarization by the hand of the left like every other SA nation, we are already living it for 100 years.
I've last year alone i went to Santiago twice, if you think you've hit the level of poverty of 50% of Brazil or 10% of the violence of Rio de Janeiro alone you're delusional.