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21275671 No.21275671 [Reply] [Original]

What's a hag? A woman who is +30 year old and has a mature personality.
What's a cake? A woman who is +25 year old.

Hag list:
Feel free to add your hag oshi

/hag/ Divegrass team wikipage:

>> No.21276181

What does the coyote smell like

>> No.21276265
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Sex and chemicals found in a lab

>> No.21276367
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Morning elf!

>> No.21276504
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if this was me what would you guys do to me?

>> No.21276509

Damn hag misleading many men, correction is needed.

>> No.21276730

Continuing the discussion from previous thread:
- you have a hag wife
- hag wife has a younger mistress that she's femdomming
- hag wife makes the mistress have sex with you, preferably a threesome
- (optional) hag wife insists on her mistress servicing you as well as she can and punishes her for failing

Thoughts? Who are your picks?

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>> No.21277179

The obvious choice is Korone and Okayu. But for me It'd be Botan and Polka who is my Oshi

>> No.21277381

You know it tranny, I'd have you begging for cum on your hands and knees.
Choco (dom) - Mel (sub) seems like a good option. Would probably be my first option.
Aki (dom) - Marine (sub) is also okay.
I honestly can't look at Koro-san in a sexual manner.

>> No.21277438
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>But for me It'd be Botan and Polka who is my Oshi
But they're both hags anon.

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Pinning you down on the bed with your legs in the air

>> No.21277720

Botan because shes my oshi and then Kiara as our toy

>> No.21277946

Dom Choco is a good idea with her whole teacher thing, but together with Mel it looks like they'd be more competing for your attention than Choco roping her into it, which is also a really appealing idea!

My problem with looking at Korosan and Okayu in this way is that they like each other more they do whoever else Koro would be in a relationship with.

>> No.21278169

> but together with Mel it looks like they'd be more competing for your attention than Choco roping her into it
Yeah that's the idea, though between the two it's clear who would be in control:

>> No.21278445

I'm in love with my cute coyote hag wife!

>> No.21278452

I'll go with Reine and Moona. Just imagine the sex

>> No.21278600

>they like eachother more they do whoever else Korosan would be in a relationship with
Well that didnt stopped Korone before. The divorced mother rrat seems to be a half truth

>> No.21278684

Yeah but they have a 10 year gap
You're just gay of havent watched 3D streams or her roommate

>> No.21279840

Koyori is just hot. Too erotic.
She's sex incarnate.
I'm obsessed over the fact that sex with her would involve all kind of experimental drugs and procedures. She's just so full of lust and debauchery.
I always thought gachikoi were retarded but Koyori is making me throw my meds away. I will not settle for anything less than the koyori drugs

>> No.21279883

hag? why don't you just call them milfs?

>> No.21279970

This is 4chan we retardcode language here so we can feel special whenever we see a maladapted freak speaking board lingo on the real world

>> No.21280012

Only Mio among them is a MILF.
Because she had my children.

>> No.21280316

Botan has some knockout mittens in there

>> No.21280482

A milf has had children, a hag has had her eggs dry up.

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>> No.21280572

you can't call them milfs if they're not even mothers, retard

>> No.21280863

Carefull anon your leaking some esl all over the floor

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I love this dorky 36 year old dog!

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After much deliberation.. I feel fairly confident to say that Coyote is -just about- as sex as Okayu is

>> No.21281543

That is a nice dog. We need more EN hags

>> No.21281678
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>> No.21281811

God I love this fucking cute wolf

>> No.21281902
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Lui and Chloe. Gentle hag sex and rough hardcore correctional sex.

>> No.21282421

Because none of them are mothers you fucking retarded newfag

>> No.21282495

Koyori and whomever she wants. I could be calli for all I care. I don't give a shit. I just want deviant koyote sex

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>> No.21282554

damn I commend your strong will

>> No.21282815

Yeah with my kids

>> No.21283021

I'm the kid

>> No.21283099 [SPOILER] 

Acetone, formaldehyde, rose perfume maybe

>> No.21284101

My will? My fucking will? I have none. I don't even remember what it feels like to have volition of my own. All I can remember ever thinking about is koyori sex. Maybe a nice post sex snack. Being outside watering the plants and suddenly waking up in koyos sex dungeon, very high on estimulantes, her sharp claws softly, painfully, delightfuly caressing my chest. What the fuck was I even talking about. Oh, yes. Will. No such thing. I don't even know who I was before koyori debuted and if I am being honest I do not care at all to find out.

>> No.21287121

Botan and Lamy obviously

>> No.21287182

Mel is older than Choco, neither are hags yet

>> No.21289111

God, I hate hags so much.

>> No.21289420

God, I hate fags so much

>> No.21290845

What's a faggot? OP.

>> No.21291361

>t. seething cuckbud

>> No.21291979
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hey now don't lump us in with that faggot, I'm a chumbud and I love hags

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>> No.21295468

Is Koyori really that old? Her voice sounds so young.

>> No.21299375

Need hag wife bad

>> No.21299373

The infinite timeloop

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>> No.21303290

I know thats you Taiga.

>> No.21303409

Its called Voice acting. Ever heard of it?

>> No.21306308
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I love my cute vampire hag oshi!

>> No.21307052

You can't put on a voice for as many hours as she does without destroying your throat. This is her real voice.

>> No.21307429

That's a nice way of saying you have never ever watched a roommate's chuuba stream. Watch early Towa or Subaru streams and see how different their voice is compared to the one they use now. You can do it. and
>without destroying your throat
That didnt stopped Miko, Suisei, and multiple other vtubers that sooner or later take a break for health reasons.

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Smug and sex incarnate

>> No.21310977

i want koyo to smugly experiment on me by recording my physiological response to the smell of different parts of her body

>> No.21312325

I would tell you that you'll never pass and that you'll never be a woman.

>> No.21312583
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They're married.

>> No.21312595

>Minor spelling mistake, I win. Nothing personnel ...kid

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Someone posted this in the Mel, Choco and Aki thread >>21248352
They're saying Choco is going to be a hag this year. If anyone that has a better understanding of jap wants to confirm it here are the streams
>Timestamped to where she starts talking about her cat
>Return stream

>> No.21313596

That sounds less like Lui trying to rope Chloe into threesomes, and more an elaborate BDSM lifestyle relationship that she would unironically enjoy.

>> No.21313851

It actually blows my mind that a not insignificant number of people actually believe that they talk to the cashier in the konbini in these voices.

>> No.21314584

Just EOP things

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Post your hags in maid outfits /hag/bros.

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>> No.21316181

Not with that attitude.

>> No.21316373

That just means you can cum inside without worry.

>> No.21316671

Like that will stop me from trying.

>> No.21319374

she already has one with (Me)

>> No.21320461

I'm going to rejuvenate her ovaries by drowning them in my seed. She will have my children.

>> No.21322464

Cope, their voices are real and you're just going to have to deal with that. Cope harder. Repeating the same thing over and over like "EOP, EOP" is not an argument. So cope.

>> No.21323296

>multiple holos said they alter their voices ever so slightly when streaming
>a few of them already changed their voices for multiple reasons
How can you be this much of a retard.

>> No.21323327

that thing is quite obviously a globaltard

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Mio gently mommy-domming Ayame.

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Don't be afraid, Kobo-chan. We will still love you even after we got you more siblings

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What could your hag say to you during intercourse that would instantly cause you to flood her womb with inseminating fluid?

>> No.21325378

she could breathe directly on my face and I would

>> No.21326026

I'll be the judge of that.

>> No.21327039

I don't know actually since I never be able to coom instantly because of something that women said but I think i can do that if my hag move desperately to satisfy me and herself as she writhe in pleasure and lost in all sensations she didn't get for years

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>> No.21329026

How is this allowed?

>> No.21329307

She can and she will

>> No.21329633
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Anything expressing her utmost need to bear my offspring. "Make me pregnant" or "Make me a mother" will be enough probably not to cum but to make me thrust harder to achieve the same goal.

>> No.21329739

Lui Live:

I'm getting sick of this hag!! Working in a coffee shop to seduce younger, more virile men who won't be able to control themselves with the scent of baked goods mixed with her pheremones!!

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Pregnancy correction is needed

>> No.21331375

Nina talking about her trip to England is so comfy I could fall asleep, but I want to hear the whole story...

>> No.21333267

Foobs has small foobs >:(

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>Oh yes, It would be really cute if your kids went to school together and became friends just like you two did back then.
>What do you mean with "Conceiving them at the same time is the only way to make sure"?

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Not anymore

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Bimbo friend...

>> No.21337445

Choco is like 27

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>> No.21340818

How about Mel? Will she turn into a hag this year or next year?

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>> No.21341188

Mel is even younger. But I have to make my reps. I'll reply later

>> No.21341259

I want to drink Korosan milk

>> No.21341447

Wrong, Mel and Marine are 29

>> No.21342026

Hags are inevitable

>> No.21343544

precisely, we always win

>> No.21345671

What does it taste like?

>> No.21346424

Mio and Fubuki is a good option. Fubuki is noticeably younger than Mio while still being a hag, plus she has this detached view on sexuality ("I'm your friend, not your wife", not liking lewds of herself, etc.") while also being a degenerate when you dig a bit deeper, with her lolicon tendencies and such.

Mio could take her as a mistress since they're friends, engaging in gentle mommydom, then eventually force her to have threesomes.

>> No.21346638

>Fubuki is noticeable younger than Mio
Anon they went to the same grade in HS

>> No.21348430

No, they were classmates in college, but Fubuki went to college immediately after school unlike Mio.

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>> No.21348597

They were classmates on HS. Fbk never mentioned college when talking about their friendship

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>> No.21350157

Read these posts
He's saying that those sites are incorrect and that Choco's really 29 and will be a hag this year.

>> No.21350942

Ehh could be. My main doxxsite got purged and I dont really trust the ages listed on the one that I'm using now. I'll trust Chocomates who are the ones watching her

>> No.21350991

Cute hag, would sacrifice the entire population of Uruguay for her without a doubt.

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Take the red pill bros

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>> No.21359761

Do you think Fubuki got wet

>> No.21360217


im only 33, how can this be happening

>> No.21360764


>> No.21360968

we are destined to marry and repeatedly impregnate one, embrace it

>> No.21360979


>> No.21361430

>only 33
That means you’re the same age as a few of them
Some are older but only slightly

>> No.21361732

I'm gonna marry this dog

>> No.21361899

Ojisans gtfo, hags are only for Young men like me

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Hag Clussy. That is all.

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>> No.21363524
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>Polka will never have an official bikini model because of Youtube’s TOS

>> No.21363776

For me one piece swimsuit is better

>> No.21363844

Mr. Kishida, Tear down this wall!

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Hag pits

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>> No.21364325

I really wish Koyori had more porn, or at least more KK porn. I really want to fuck the koyote

>> No.21364444

Why dont you install KK and fuck her ? Thats what I do

>> No.21364524

The KK positions are too boring for me at this point and I'm not creative enough to make something good on studio

>> No.21364694

Install the repack

>> No.21364950

God I want to kiss her neck so bad

>> No.21365169
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Why you gotta be like that anon? Just making me depressed for no reason?

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>> No.21368014

Someone put the ages on the graph. I need the numbers to imagine the sex.

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>> No.21370264

god DAMNIT I want to make that wolf a mom

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>> No.21373093

I mean as long as they don't have surgery to stop having kids or aren't infertile then they can still get pregnant.

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I want to blow Nina's fucking back out

>> No.21376761

Me too

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>> No.21378823

That's pretty cute, but after https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg1eZismQAU happened Koyori might also be a good daughteru option

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Fubu a cute.

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>> No.21381897

Botan's real face genuinely isn't attractive at all to me but her giggle and general demeanor and attitude make me think she'd be really nice to live with and be married to. Totally unflappable and goes with the flow. I'm very much the latter but stuff still sometimes makes me angry, but she never seems to get angry at anything.

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>> No.21384287

I dont know why but he voice is an instant turn on for my dick. Same with Polka

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I want to choke me between her thighs.

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Polka's voice is so damn versatile it's ridiculous. Like, she has reading streams that sound so calm and motherly, and then she was doing a loli oujo-sama voice in her VS stream yesterday. I swear she could fulfil almost any fantasy you may have.

>> No.21391059

"i love you" along with a kiss on the cheek...

>> No.21391779

She already has one (me) with her husband (also me)

>> No.21392951

Did Lamy grow up in a strict household? How much punishment do you think she can take?

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>He does not mating press and creampie his hag 3 times a day while yelling "GET PREGNANT!"

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>only 3 times a day
Do you even love your hag?

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Its the only way

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>> No.21401236

Mio after her 5th kid

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Remember to stretch while shitposting

>> No.21405926

Cute lioness, would mate 50 times a day.

>> No.21406194

God imagine napping and she starts croaking in your ear. I would laught and have a boner

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Oh no, why would you make Mio mama cry ;__;

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>> No.21410491

She couldnt beat the cock

>> No.21410847

Having long hair really compliments Lui's head wings

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>Every character she designs is pure sex
How does she do it? Does every ilustrator gain this power by turning into a hag herself?

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>Every ilustrator gain power to make every character they design into pure sex by turning into a hag herself
Now you know, anon
>Verification not required

>> No.21417647

I thought this board was about vtubers

>> No.21418069

This thread is clearly about older women

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>> No.21420206

Gonna change it up a bit here, I'm think BOtan for the Hah who is domming Mel. This scenario is about picking on the sub and making her a sex puppet and I think dom and sub being a little detached works better than if it was like Choco and Mel.

>> No.21420401

>Choco is maybe younger than me
Life is not Daijoubu

>> No.21421071

Koyori is Gachi safe?

>> No.21421968

Koyori loves assistant-kun

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>> No.21423795

Don't worry anon this thread respects ojisans

>> No.21423801

She loves assistant-kun(Me)

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Has there any conclusive evidence whether she's a hag or not? Because the more I watch her, the more my conviction about her being a hag is getting stronger

>> No.21427658

she does give me some hag vibes but we don't know yet

>> No.21428072

Not yet

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I love science dog!

>> No.21434421

Ah I see... I'm just get excited ID might fnally got its own hag prime but I guess I should dig harder. Thanks for the answer anon

>> No.21435890

There’s always Iofi if you want an ID hag

>> No.21435934

why is she so bored all the time?

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Our Hag Dragon hit 300k subs.

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>> No.21440735 [DELETED] 

There also Reine, anon but neither of them have that soothing and motherly aura like Botan, Mio and Lui. On the other hand, I can feel that from Kaela and also, Iofi denied it herself in Moona's stream when she said Risu, who is around 26/27, is the oldest following by her and Moona as the youngest. Then again since all evidences that have been gathered show she's a hag so ar best, I just put her allegedly hag like Soda
Her debut didn't paint her justice as her later streams show that she's more of chill person who doesn't express herself too much to a point when her laughter is silent. Then again she's a kind of woman who will flip her switch when she talks about something that interests her

>> No.21441035 [DELETED] 

There also Reine, anon but neither of them have that soothing and motherly aura like Botan, Mio and Lui. On the other hand, I can feel that from Kaela and also, Iofi denied it herself in Moona's stream when she said Risu, who is around 26/27, is the oldest following by her and Moona as the youngest. Then again since all evidences that have been gathered so far show she's a hag so I just put her allegedly hag like Soda for now[/spoiler]
Her debut doesn't paint her justice as her later streams show that she's more of chill person who doesn't express herself too much to a point when her laughter is silent. Then again she's a kind of woman who will flip her switch when she talks about something that interests her

>> No.21441136

There also Reine, anon but neither of them have that soothing and motherly aura like Botan, Mio and Lui. On the other hand, I can feel that from Kaela and also, Iofi denied it herself in Moona's stream when she said Risu, who is around 26/27, is the oldest following by her and Moona as the youngest. Then again since all evidences that have been gathered so far show she's a hag so I just put her allegedly hag like Soda for now
Her debut doesn't paint her justice as her later streams show that she's more of chill person who doesn't express herself too much to a point when her laughter is silent. Then again she's a kind of woman who will flip her switch when she talks about something that interests her

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Never forget what Susan took from us

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I will never forgive her for taking bikini Mio away from us.

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Susan hate

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I love my half-elf hag!

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>> No.21451011

Missed Botans stream and apparently she was talking about wanting to have sex with one of her ancestors because she's very attractive.

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True, we will never get a Lui/Watame/Botan/Polka/insert sexy hag here bikini model but if it stayed we would’ve got a Gura or Laplus model too and twittards and sjw’s would’ve ruined it by then
At least we can dream with Koikatsu and drawings

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>we will never get a Lui/Watame/Botan/Polka/insert sexy hag here bikini
Flare even has an "official" swimsuit from Lack. Fuck you Susan, you puristcunt.

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>> No.21452772

Anonchama, are you lost?

>> No.21452835

he's so horny he forgot to look at what tab he's posting in, happens to all of us

>> No.21453220

I like Suisex but she's not yet in the hag territory.

>> No.21454688

These hags are beating each other up on stream right now

>> No.21454877

Who will win, an around-40 boxing dog or a mid 30’s futa lover and mega perv coyote?

>> No.21455042

God I wish I had an OL like Lui at work
All the women where I work at are bitchy 50-60 year old karens who are done with life and wanna retire

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>> No.21455713

There's this thing called menopause, but I don't think they're in their 50s yet, so there's still time.

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>> No.21459968

Understandable I also happened several time to me too and beside, she isn't known as suisex for nothing

>> No.21460053

>>21459968 (me)
It also happened*

>> No.21460301
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Isn't Miko's voice her actual voice? I remember watching old roommate clips and she sounded the same. Same situation with Pekora although I could see her putting on a voice tabun.
I like her natural/current voice. Sounds better.

>> No.21460419

only 5 more years until she becomes a hag

>> No.21461405

Why don’t more /hags/ just use their real voice on stream every so often? Whenever they do “onee-san” voices (which may or may not be their irl voice) chat goes crazy without fail
Sucks that asian culture says girls need to have cutesy loli voices if they ever want men to love them
Though holomems have said Marine’s voice is the same irl which is why she has to keep quiet at holocomi (also didnt know until recently her character is actually an OL cosplaying as a pirate)

>> No.21461792

Koyori is a hag? Picked up

>> No.21461820

Now this guy's a tactical genius.

>> No.21461948

I wrote this post

>> No.21462006

Thanks Owl Enjoyer!

>> No.21462378

I'd take my dosis of suisex anywhere desu

>> No.21462627

Even japanese regular streamers put on a fake voice. Micopi had to take several breaks because of throat stress. Go watch videos of average japanese girls and see if you can find anyone who speaks like the hologirls do in streams

>> No.21462633

Botan properly training Lamy to become an utter top tier hag.
Not putting a kid in Lamy until she becomes a Hag so she's stuck watching Botan keep getting kids pumped into her.
Breeding the everloving fuck out of Lamy the day she becomes a Hag.

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No you didn't, at least I hope you didn't. Either way good taste.

>> No.21463005

Honest answer? They're retarded. Not hags but all women. Women tend to put on a higher voice when talking to men, vtubers are from otaku culture where every girl or character has a squeaky voice. They dont really stop to think ''eh maybe if I use my normal voice I can be unique and not like the millions of girls who use the same fake tone''. Really if you watch 10 randoms indie jp vtubers you wont notice any difference in their voices, they sound the same. And it doesnt help you have retards saying thats their real voices, even Matsuri showed how they really change their voices to stream

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>> No.21463672

I'm Die Thank You Forever.

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>> No.21467399

It sucks how prominent the anime voice is in vtubing but it is what it is

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Love these two

>> No.21470182

>cake is 25+
Is OP retarded?
>cake is 20-24
>Christmas cake is 25 and over

>> No.21470383

The dude's sets are pretty good. I like that he traces real porn so it looks pretty realistic

>> No.21470462

No one really uses "cake" to refeer to young women anon. If you read cake its pretty obvious it means christmas cake

>> No.21471885

Botan wants to "eat" Watame

>> No.21473457

Anon, people use "prime" for women in their 20-24

>> No.21473492

Lui and La+, don't judge me bros...

>> No.21473774

futa botan and futa mio

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The only cake I know that’s not christmas cake refers to a fat ass
Like Marine’s got the most cake out of all hololive
This (nearly) hag is dummy thicc irl

>> No.21474055

>not futa mio and futa fubuki

>> No.21474281

Mio strikes me as the one that would take it from Fubuki but this is still pretty good

>> No.21474799

Fubuki doesn't do it for me shes friend, Botan and Mio are pure sex

>> No.21475119

Mating instict too strong

>> No.21475152

>Lui wrote a fake promo for a hololive dating sim
>it’s got Watame and Koyori in it
Is there anything this hag can’t do?!

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You want your daughter as your mistress?

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>Lui putting the haughty chuuni in her place with huge strapon “rape” correction
>tells her she’s not ready for master unless she breaks her in, only a hag wife like her can fully experience your dick
>she’s on “blowjob duty” until she matures enough
>aftercare is like a momma bird with her chick
>after a long session all Lui wants is for you to make her squirt so hard she screeches like a hawk
Not really into /uohh/ but sounds kinda nice

>> No.21477244

Uoh, the best of both worlds

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>> No.21478007

Talented hag

>> No.21478411

you don't seem to understand what does that acronym means either

>> No.21478904

What the fug, though she was another younger, a brand new christmas cake at most

>> No.21479902

Milf does not always equal a hag
You can techically be 18 and a “milf”, and be a hag and a virgin

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Time for your daily drug testing, assistant-kun

>> No.21481853

Would get a shot from her

>> No.21482812

help i cannot deal with my hag love today

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>> No.21484206

I thought all the 3D model have spants

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They do now, because Susan won't allow us to have nice things.

>> No.21484459

that screenshot is from before the spatification

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>> No.21484859

No words. Just the barely contained moans as she tries to not scream because the neighbors might hear.

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I'd still go with Lui and Chloe. Chloe is already a maso, so dealing with ie getting a blowjob from her while Lui stands by with a whip in case she screws it up somehow would be really nice.

>> No.21484921

>futa lover

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>> No.21485624

Everyone except Choco, she still has her panties. In a 3D she did last year, there was a part where you clearly saw that she still has panties.

>> No.21485771

Marine(hag this year)
Lui(She would be the secret route)

>> No.21485920

I want to go back

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One of the rare times we see Mio with her panties

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>> No.21488935

>you have a hag wife
>hag wife has a younger mistress that she's femdomming
>hag wife makes the mistress have sex with you, preferably a threesome
Homosexuality is disgusting, and we only have sex with each other

>> No.21489044

It's a shame irl cute hags still prefer older experienced man (as in, the same age as them or slightly older). Porn has twisted your mind, anon.

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>> No.21490594

As every women they prefeer a mature man that can lead their lifes. Obviously older men tend to be mature. Young men can too. I dont really think they prefeer older men but they don't really have a choice most of the time

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Where is this clip?
I need to hear it

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She was talking about her boat in Azur Lane but still not the first time she said something like that.

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>> No.21495045

I want to sex this wolf.

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>> No.21498468

Sex incarnate

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Hags need pregnancy correction

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I'm happy for this hag

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>> No.21518337

So innonaka's finally disbanded? I can't wait for her collab with more holohags in the future

>> No.21518672

>So innonaka's finally disbanded?
Yes, I just hope some of the production staff stayed. Azki's lives we're always well produced.

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i wont let your thread die so close to bump limit

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>> No.21531171

<span class="xae" data-xae="anger">💢</span> in need of pregnancy correction

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