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>Gets their male friends to automatically take 3 spots of the Male Hololive Auctition
Sorry hardworking streamers, you have to be related to someone who works in the company to get the job.

>> No.21062824
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How about we just wait and see who gets in? Then you can make a nice thread about it!

>> No.21062830

always been this way. if you notice a trend taking place you're already too late. any chuubas streaming here just keep your head down and prepare to jump onto the next fad.

>> No.21062847

>>21062757
>believing Cover wants to run damage control when these relationships inevitably break apart, potentially costing them 2 chuubas in the process
ogey rretard

>> No.21062891

>>21062757
Based. Nepotism is the way the world should work.

>> No.21062914
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>house is filled with mold
>owns tons of pets
>loves moss and terrariums
no fucking way she has any male friends

>> No.21063004

>>21062914
She does, me

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>>21062757

>> No.21063133

>hardworking streamers
oxymoron

>> No.21063161

>>21062757
there are no hardworking streamers on /vt/

>> No.21063189

>>21062914
You act like there aren’t losers out there who would befriend women who live like this in the hopes it leads to a relationship

>> No.21063205

>>21062914
What was Ameggedon about retard

>> No.21063239

>>21063133
ngl having your every move broadcasted for 6-8 hours a day with thousands of people watching with the pressure to be entertaining the entire time seems exhausting

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>>21063205
i like how people still bring up Ameggedon as if it didnt end in a giant pile of fucking nothing

>> No.21063383

>>21063239
jacking off is exhausting yet i dont call myself hardworking for cranking out 5 loads

>> No.21063395

>>21063205
omega

>> No.21063497

>>21062757
All me btw

>> No.21063513

>>21063205
newfriend, reps, please.

>> No.21063521

>>21062757
yeah me

>> No.21063552

>>21062757
>Male friends
Lol, you losers still believe this shit? We've all moved on and are enjoying streams while you post one ancient out-of-context screenshot for the millionth time. Take your meds, please

>> No.21063608

>>21062757
Which will be the first Holo coupling to fuck on stream?

>> No.21063691

I am that male friend and I am gay so you guys don't have to worry about on stream interactions. Yagoo wants to corner the Fujoshi market

>> No.21063693

>>21063608
kronii and the generic bara husbando of starsEN
she wants to be in a gay relationship but still feel like a woman

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>>21062757
>>21063205

>> No.21063951

>>21063205
about ame's neet friend

>> No.21064021

>>21063812
BC: 2

>> No.21064086

>>21062914
I will be Ame's male friend.

>> No.21064103

watching nijiniggers accuse hololive of nepotism kek

>> No.21064529

>>21063608
Kronii and Ina are halfway there

>> No.21064708

>>21062757
>Ame
>getting one of her male friends in hololive
lmao no way, the dude would be doxed in the first 10 minutes of stream

>> No.21064798

>>21063205
An actual newfag

>> No.21064834

>>21062757
>Cover doing EN nepotism hires
>after Sana
lmao

>> No.21065559

>>21062757
heres the blackpill anon. Want get a job at a company? hard work at some other job is far less important than knowing someone who already works there.
Companies often hire people associated with people already in the company, this is not new. Hololive is a company, watch indies if you don't like it.

>> No.21065600

>>21063205
a literal nothingburger

>> No.21065634

>>21062914
>tfw no moss-loving gf

>> No.21065708

>>21063513
>>21064798
>>21065600
holy fucking reading comprehension, this is a rhetorical question directed at the guy this post is replying to saying Ame has no male friends. Have you never watched Jeopardy?
This guy knows what Amegeddon was.

>> No.21065725

>>21062914
MY favorite is WATSON.

>> No.21065754

>>21062757
>you have to be related to someone who works in the company to get the job.
Just like hololive ID3

Except its with rrat filled with supposed famous singers and the ID underworld. Allegedily.

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>>21062757
>Hololive Auctition
w-what are they auctioning?

>> No.21065840

>>21065827
the person that gets to destroy guras hymen

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>>21065708
If a thread has more than 10 posts I don't read it.

>> No.21065878

>>21062824
too much word, fake migo poster

>> No.21065960

>>21062757
why would I need 3 spots on holostars EN, anon?

>> No.21065976

>>21065708
Teamates immediately sperg out when anyone mentions that day lmao

>> No.21066032

Can't wait to see offlinetv house hololive version where you can hear a guy suddenly appear behind mumei on stream start flirting and chat ship them to death.

>> No.21066082

Stars EN will be Omega's friends just like how Stars JP is just Yagoo's friends

>> No.21066246

>>21065559
This desu. My friend got into a company just because he knew the boss personally. He's underqualified as fuck for the position he was hired for but no one really cares. Now he's just making bank.

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>>21062891
pictured: nepotism hire vs someone hired for their skillset

>> No.21067160

>>21062757
Yeah that's how it works in the real world, neetlord

>> No.21067163

>>21066032
lmao i stopped watching otv 2 years ago cos of that shit

>> No.21068095

Literally making up a guy

>> No.21068713

WHY IS GURA INCLINING IN CUTENESS? WHAT IS THIS PHENOMENON?

>> No.21068747

Dunno why you'd put Ame with the other 2.
Her breakup with her ex way before she joined hololive wasn't pretty, in fact she was dumped and doxfags opened her life to everyone.
Seems like she's afraid of getting close to people these days.

>> No.21068769

>>21068713
oh shit wrong thread. LMAO.

>> No.21068814

>>21068713
>>21068769
I knew it was chumbuds cuckposting

>> No.21068989

lmao the rest should just get better friends. Like, ust don't be a loser with zero connections in the entertainment industry..

>> No.21069030

>>21062757
So why single those 3 out as having "male friends"?

>> No.21069090

>>21063189
Losers like that wouldn't make it into Hololive with an entire gen's worth of nepotism.

>> No.21069102

>>21069030
Ame had an ex that dumled her so she's confirmed used goods
And Mumei and Fauna have boyfriends

>> No.21069352

>>21062757
after the failure called Sana, i hope Cover will be more selectiive recruiting talent via nepotism

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>2K upvotes

>> No.21069476 [DELETED] 

>literal doxx thread on the catalog for 2 hours
>cuckbeat jannies nuke any allusion to mori's RM in seconds
Fuck this board

>> No.21069535

>>21069437
those fucking reddit comments on the right make me want to punch a hole in my monitor

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Is this the doxthread? Don't leave Kiara and her friends out of it

>> No.21069774

>>21069476
If it was a Mori thread it would be deleted.

>> No.21069814

>>21069547
me on the left in every pic

>> No.21070033

>>21069547
Holy shit the dude has no eyes kek

>> No.21070123

>>21069535
Why?

>> No.21070223

>>21069547
ew

>> No.21070302

>>21062757
>ame having friends
dyrbi?

>> No.21070363

>>21062757
nah, won't happen because its just a recipe for disaster with no benefit for Cover, as I don't think any of their 'friends' have streaming experience, which Cover pretty much requires these days.

If they do, obviously they'll be found.

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>>21062914
No friends, but she has many shoulders to cry on

>> No.21070443

>>21065634
why even live...

>> No.21070696

>>21070123
>vtubers are allowed to be in a relationship
fucking die

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>> No.21070787

>>21070696
They are. They're just not supposed to talk about it or get caught.

>> No.21070843

>>21070770
Based doxxbeat trying to get the shitty bait thread nuked.

>> No.21070847

>>21070770
>SHUT UP, GET HAPPY MEAL
I figured shed be more of a Double Quarter Pounder kinda gal

>> No.21070867

>>21062914
Mate she's literally a schizoid. 2 irl friends max if she has any at all

>> No.21070880

>>21070770
m8 I think everyone on the internet knows at this point

>> No.21070939

>>21070770
HOLY FISH PASTE!!!

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>> No.21071055

>>21070976
would wife irl Ina tbqhwy

>> No.21071065

this thread needs to die, it has my oshi being falsely slandered.

>> No.21071105

>>21070976
that must be the best picture of ame ever taken

>> No.21071311

>>21071065
Your oshi is a whore.
My source is that I made it the fuck up, please grow up.

>> No.21071349

>>21071105
Maybe you saw really old ones, she's been on the internet as a public person for almost a decade and looks much cuter these days

>> No.21071395

>>21063189
today i jerked off to https://www.xvideos.com/video61648015/full_version_https_is.gd_bdyzxn

mostly because the girl's place is fucking disgusting and messy. like the male actor was complaining how stinky it was. that somehow made the video so much hotter to me

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>>21062824

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>>21062757
>you have to be related to someone who works in the company to get the job.
Just like any big company

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>>21062757
I think you are confusing hololive with nijisanji
your next post will be
>t-they will d-do it y-you'll see!
And mikoposter will be there to dab on you even then

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>>21062757
fuck that, BROTHER WATSON GETS IN

>> No.21072685

>>21072488
Papa Shark too.

>> No.21072784

>>21064834
If it only took one let down to make them stop it would've ended with Towa.

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If you ask me, I think Cover should have made clones of Mori and genetically modified them to be full on male for their Holostar cast.

>> No.21073055

>>21072685
i would Kill for MAMAtori to get in, i found out i really have a HAG fetish when i hear her voice and my dick got hard
https://youtu.be/QefkfH7N0E4?t=125
https://youtu.be/QefkfH7N0E4?t=125

>> No.21076418

>>21070123
>yes ma'am.
>whatever you say ma'am.
>here's the condom fund for your bf ma'am.
Yes-man are fucking disgusting

>> No.21077136

>>21065976
>calling you retarded = sperging out
Middle school dropouts lmao.

>> No.21077770

>>21077136
Ignore the DeadNiggers

>> No.21077833

>>21062824
>more than 2 words
fake ass retard, ur not the migoposter

>> No.21077901

>>21070867
Thats even better, mind break her to submission and thinking you're the only friend. Then sex he

>> No.21078023

>>21062757
Oh, male friends, I get it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9HjWLKMoiM

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