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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - Red Day Edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on holding of coins that represent the members of hololive and some of their mamas.
This is a fake stock market game meant for FUN, not a real stock market (cryptofags will not be happy here either, no real money involved, NO you won't get better at stocks from this).

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/edit?usp=sharing
"real oshiboard" spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/edit?usp=sharing
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (unembed)
(nene love) (holo love) (mori love) (ina love) (simple as)
revised Haaton wallet analyzer sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ou-iTo4fF9YcPWKZZtqsG-SjUJDWBJ20Wxrrwc2-he8/edit?usp=sharing
returns report temporary archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC:
https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/edit?usp=sharing

Previous thread: >>20717444

>> No.20891783

ohhhh sex

>> No.20891824
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20891824

hello

>> No.20891853
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20891853

>>20891202

>> No.20891908
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>>20891824
Good day to you

>> No.20892395

>>20891853
>today deadbeat retires

>> No.20892427
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20892427

how's my retardation?

>> No.20892473

>>20892427
Very bad. Diversify your multicoin, don't 10x blindly just because everyone is. Take your networth and liquid movement into account.

>> No.20892676

>>20892427
I wouldn't 2x Koyori at your networth. Your trades as is will run you out of liquid today, assuming they're running the full 144 cycles. You still have tomorrow and Friday to spend on. Don't 10x Mori either, you twazzock. You can make far more trading Mori if you aren't buying 1440 every time she dips. Poorfags should be min-maxing trades on Mori, you will earn more than you do from dividends by a considerable margin.

>> No.20893319
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20893319

>WU
>See what is GF streaming
>Genchink
I'm not mad she's playing that, but how she has fun I have not spent any money on it, I always get what gacha gives me.

>> No.20893450

>>20893319
>but how she has fun
remember the dark days of
>everyone is streaming
>they're all streaming horsepussy gacha

>> No.20893670

>>20893450
I remember when [redacted] was the one who played it almost constantly. The last one was Koyori (doing rolls), but haven't seen who else has done it.

>> No.20894820

How fucked do (You) think dividends will be this week?

>> No.20895253

>>20894820
wdym fucked? Divs will go to the mooooon this week

>> No.20895882
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20895882

buy octoina!

>> No.20896048
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>>20895882
Working on it right now

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>>20895882
>Anonymous (8)

>> No.20897128 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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he's gone

>> No.20897155

>>20892473
call is THAT good a buy right now though, even as its shifted over 2 hours, and taking the low average of 32, thats still 82k profit on the x10 buy, thats 8k per coin
definitely turn it down in a few hours though

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20897307

>.20897128
He's in the big pirate ship in the sky now. Be strong Anon.

>> No.20897446

>>20897128
Christ man my most sincere condolences

>> No.20898338

Who is your nasfaq rival/s, anons? The one you always look up everytime you check leaderboard and miyatsuko report

>> No.20898465

>>20897128
*hug*

>> No.20899160

>>20898338
clocks

>> No.20899194
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>>20898338
i am my own rival.
i wish i had a real rival desu.

>> No.20899217

>>20898338
nino

>> No.20899240

>>20898338
my nasfaq gf

>> No.20899701

>>20898338
watamate has been staying level with me for a while now

>> No.20901699

>>20898338
I still miss you, comet of star street. I hope you're doing alright wherever you are. You too Poligacci, never got to beat you fair and square.

>> No.20901886

>>20898338
Triangle, Tampa, BBB, Applause, Pagi

>> No.20902281

>>20898338
Heimin. But I'm watching a lot of different traders with great interest.

>> No.20902399

>>20902281
you can watch me with great interest anytime bb

>> No.20902534 [SPOILER] 
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20902534

>>20902399
Oh, sorry. In this way of "watching", I only have my eyes out for one person.

>> No.20902946

>>20902281
is it private or can you list them?

>> No.20903034

>>20902946
Private. Some of them definitely know, but besides just promising traders I always check on those who try to be #1. Someone will eventually surpass me one day, for sure.

>> No.20903221

>>20903034
>Someone will eventually surpass me one day, for sure.
Pagi did

>> No.20903381

>>20903221
Not sure if Drey feels like that, considering that week was a Mori 10x week, as indicated by the "invested" column.

>> No.20903918

>>20903381
deadbeat cope

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honk why

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>>20898338
I guess spaget is technically still my rival. We started around the same time, were talking mad shit to each other at first, and openly declared our rivalry. I'm still waiting for you up here olive boy.
cypher* *only because I had to snoop his wallet and Marine stack until the ThinkPad decided Mori was the new hotness
nino* *pirate stack has grown lately, I see you
H-san* *taking even a single hat crown from him felt impossible, now I have several
everyone* I must defend my #2 hatboard positions where I have them. I WILL be the hatshitter
Tako Instruments* respect the hat hustle, RESPECT the "frequent flier program" I asked about as a joke being a real thing - $8m per Ina hat introductory offer. the "Lids" Zaibatsu is real.
>check leaderboard
Triangle, since we trade blows fairly regularly depending on whether or not if(brap)=true and if(MaririnStream)<24h. The true folly in being a deadbeat in this game has only been amplified - you get some fuckin wild intra-day leaderboard position swings.
Rean - was a threat to my crown at some point IIRC but he changed his oshimark...and quit
>matsutake report
Many and that's confidential
>>20901886
I'm honored? But whoever you are, you will likely mog me this week. I have rejected grug and embraced pure retardation, for I shall not become a deadbeat.

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>>20877229
Marin has one of the best DD in all of Hololive.
Buying her can not be a mistake. Her time will come back.
If you deny her potential you are blind and need to get your everything checked. You idiot nigger.
Marin will rise again. And you WILL be happy.

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>>20904927
That wasn't why I was sad.
>Rushia...bulletproof. Bogs are temporary, there are no bags, Sankisei is forever.

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>>20905212
there was a sad maririn in your post you double-nigger of course I would assume it's about maririn

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>>20905212
can you not even avatarpost correctly

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>>20904574
I guess spaget is technically still my rival. We started around the same time, were talking mad shit to each other at first, and openly declared our rivalry.
the extra seethe from other people telling us to shut the fuck up when we shit talked each other made it even better
>I'm still waiting for you up here olive boy.
eh I don't think I'll come back maybe I'll 10x ame randomly because I see some people with 10k ame and I don't want to surpassed in the true oshiboard

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>>20905550
oh shit I forgot to to greentext

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>>20905510
I don't think I've ever not used Miko when replying to you.

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>>20905674
use her more I have many faces if it really was me

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>>20905712
whoever you are I AM still reading

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20905802

Now I'm just confused.

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nice thread anon

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shit thread anon

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>>20905865
nice image anon

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20906417

>>20906006
don't photoshop it to nigger

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>>20906651
I want inferior blue woman to shut up

>> No.20907277

>>20906801
I want for Suisex to give me a Suihandjob with her Suiglove.

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>>20907277

>> No.20911054

>>20906801
Why so angry?

>> No.20912469

>>20901699
i miss my clown bro

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>>20898338
I can't remember, they're all long gone...

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G̷̳͗ơ̜̄o̸̐d̷̠͆ ̛͍ͦe̱ͦ́v̭̏͞e̡̯͂n̜̋͜ī͚ñ̸͈g̰̈,̨͙͂ ̬ͨ͟ẉ̐͠e̸̥ͫl̫ͪ͡c̙ͩ͠ȯ̪͜m̨̞̊ḛ͒͞ ̱̚͠ṫ͉̕o̬ͨ͞ ̤ͯ͢ṫ̵̩h̵̩ë̶̯ ͖̎͝Ả͔͠A̢̬͋A̡͖͌Á̢̗A̮̚A̧̘͐Ă̢͖A̺͟À̸ͅA̛̜ͭA̙̾͟A̪̒́A̛̫ͤA̴͉̋A̶̙ͩA̴̋A̞ͧ͠A̱͌͞Ḁͪ͡Ä̡͍Ả̷͇A̛͈ͮA̛͖ͪĂ̶͍A̛͎̓A̭͐͜A̞͠A̷̹̔À̫͞Ā̢̦A̧̖͛A̴͎̒A̴̫͐A̴̭Å̴ͅẢ̠͢Ā̯͞Ą͉̈A̟̚͜A̹ͫ̕A̮ͫ͘Ȧ̷̩A̫̋̀A̪̋͡Ą̩̔A̬̾̀A̷̼͆À̦A̟͂͞Ã̘̕A̡̳͂Á̷ͅA̍͘A̶͍͗A̹ͤ́A̵͉ͪẠ̸̈A͋ͅA̷͖ͦA̶̠̒Ạ̶̚A̷͓ͤĄ͍́.̩̎̀ ̟ͤ͡Ţ͖̊h̡͎͒i̵̟̽s̫͑͘ ͇̐͘i̛͎͑s̢̟͒ ̥̊͘ȳ̷̙o̴͚̊u̫͛̀r̷̩͐ ̥̈́N͓͊́Ā̷͈S̻̈́F̷̻A̗̒͢Q̶̟ ̢̗̚Ḁ͛͜A̡̽A̡̙̿A̶̙ͪḀ̵̓Ä̷͎A̖̍͢Â̷̻Å͎̀A͕̐́Ȃ̷̫À̹Ầ͙A̴͙̽A̟͆͠A͖ͨÅ͇A̵͓͒A͇͜ ̥̀͟f̸̭ͭo̬ͫ́ȓ̘̀ ̦ͦ͘Wͯ͜e͙͑͞d̩̄͞n͗́ͅě̫͘ș̸ͩd̶͎̚a̰͜y̺̌,̥̿͞ ̜̏͡M̙̋͢ḁͦ͢r̶͓ͩc̸̪h̶̥̄ ͍̋̀2̢͈̏3̴̳̂r͓̈́͝ḍ̴̽

>> No.20916427
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20916427

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
1 Cycle lost today. Data collected at Cycle 59.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 18,518,627, a 0.84% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 298,688. There are 27 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 1,723,485 shares, or 9.31% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 41,891 shares, or 0.23% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 42):
>Ina'nis :: +5.9%
>Matsuri :: +3.4%
>Mel :: +3.2%
>Melfissa :: +3.1%
>Kiara :: +3%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 20):
>Moona :: -7.6%
>Fauna :: -5%
>Risu :: -2.1%
>Aqua :: -2%
>Reine :: -1.8%

2 coins (Towa, Ollie) had a net 0% change in volume today.
25 other coins had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $193,245.26, which is a decrease of 4.59% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $433,203,876,986.37, which is a decrease of 8.45% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $23,392.87. A total of 16 coins are above this average.
>Gura currently has the highest value, at $39,814,094,892.00 in total market value, or 9.19% of market value.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest value, at $316,512,058.51 in total market value, or 0.07% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 24):
>Moona :: +63.7%
>Gura :: +27.2%
>Fauna :: +20%
>Ollie :: +10.9%
>Noel :: +10%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 38):
>Calliope :: -36.3%
>Mumei :: -33.4%
>Towa :: -27.3%
>Ina'nis :: -24.6%
>Pekora :: -24.4%

28 coins had a sub-4.5% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $624,683,531, which is an increase of 102.25% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $643,091,201.03 today, a decrease of 9% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 26):
>Ayame :: +5.8%
>Civia :: +5.3%
>Iofi :: +4.4%
>Calliope :: +4.3%
>Lui :: +4.1%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>3 coins (Civia, Iofi, Shion) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>2 coins (Ayame, Chloe) adjusted red, but are still trending downwards.
>3 coins (Noel, Nabi, Rushia) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>1 coin (Coco) adjusted green, but is now below their pre-adjustment value.
>53 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Calliope :: $870.17 Up
>Ina'nis :: $691.82 Up
>Moona :: $673.20 Down
>Marine :: $529.43 Up
>Miko :: $508.96 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Pochimaru :: $0.51 Up
>Shion :: $0.67 Up
>Nana :: $2.02 Up
>Chloe :: $2.09 Down
>Iofi :: $5.10 Up

Overall Average movement was $78.44 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $156.73 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$146.64 per hour.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>> No.20916825

>>20916427
>on January 1st 2022 mori had 887,147 shares
>today, on March 23rd 2022, 81 days after, she has 1,723,485 shares
is mori actually going to hit 1 million shares gained in just 3 months? this is retarded

>> No.20919912

dead game dead thread dead gc dead aggie dead nino dead mogu dead konnui dead korenesuki dead dead dead dead dead

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>>20919912

>> No.20920147

>>20920039
dead pomf dead soundpost

>> No.20922063
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20922063

Putting cooldown on auctions is dumb

>> No.20926459

>>20922063
git gud

>> No.20926564

>>20922063
>not taking advantage of the cd

>> No.20926640

>>20926564
oh I'm gonna take advantage of a cd alright

>> No.20926846

>>20926640
fuckin hell. you made me remember...

>> No.20930420

https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1506828390724403201
ID3

>> No.20930532

>>20930420
cool free money

>> No.20930645

>>20930420
I want to have sex with the blacksmith

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>>20930645
Based. agent is cute too, cunny shaman looks retarded.

>> No.20931688

>>20931001
She looks russian

>> No.20931929

>>20931688
anon you're getting "looks" and "has a sounding name" mixed it somehow.

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>>20931001
>New blonde

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>>20932113
BBB hands typed this

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20933091

>>20932576
I've no idea what you mean, friend. I'm just a passing trader anticipating the upcoming IPO of new chuubas.
Nothing suspicious here.

>> No.20933467

>>20930420
Which one is Lyrica?

>> No.20933519

>>20933467
she's in Nijisanji, latechama

>> No.20933545

>>20930420
which coin would you buy if you had to choose one, secret agent, blacksmith, or shaman?

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>>20933091

>> No.20933612

>>20933519
How long till she collabs with area 15? Which niji chubba is then?

>> No.20933643

>>20933612
Millie

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>>20933643

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20933694

>>20933545
agent smith do be lookin' kinda fine

>> No.20933725

>>20933467
She doesn't even speak ID retard

>> No.20933904
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20933904

I'm impressed Bora learned Indonesian that fast but excited to see her in Hololive.

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20933931

>>20933643
>>20933681
>>20933725
Well, I'm retarded them

>> No.20934068

>>20933694
>VII
Is she secretly jp gen 7?

>> No.20934088
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>>20933694
>>20934068

>> No.20934179

>>20934068
She's 6.5, but as a Holo X ID

>> No.20934272

>>20931001
I only like her because of the costume. Those breasts aren't even held by a bra

>> No.20935095

>>20934272
If we don't talk about how dumb the tits look we can ignore them also.

>> No.20935277

>>20935095
bodysuit >>>>>> bra

>> No.20935348

>>20935277
anon that isn't how bodysuits work

>> No.20935595

>>20934272
Her tits have bigger mass than tungsten

>> No.20935619

>>20935348
don't care as long as it makes me hard

>> No.20935933

>>20935095
nigger, have you not seen real naked tits before? That's literally how far apart tits are

>> No.20935967

>>20935933
I hope the irony of what you just said isn't lost on you

>> No.20936023

>>20935967
ok sperg

>> No.20936022

>>20930420
Please let one of them be a singer. HoloID and HoloEN doesn’t have a good singer yet.

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20936080

>>20936022
Have a (You). Impressive post anon.

>> No.20936269

>>20936022
moona tries her best ok

>> No.20936360

>20936022
When will hiromoot let me report people for being too stupid to use this site

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20936612

fucking not even 24 hours what is it with hololive now and no hype time
maybe they saw it worked for jp 6 and went fuck it NO wait time, here you go

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20936614

>>20936022

>> No.20936862

>>20936080
>>20936269
>>20936360
>>20936614
Do you even listen to Moona’s utawakus? Her singing all over the place. One day she may sounds mediocre and another day she may sounds like she have something (like a dick) stuck in her throat. Any mediocre singers can have a killer music videos if the mixer is good enough.

>> No.20936924

>>20936612
It's to hopefully minimize the intial sub purge. They put up a short for each of them, and have them stream almost right away.

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20937000

>>20936862

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>>20935933
All tits look exactly like those?
It's badly drawn, as if she's naked, yet in a manner that doesn't make any bloody sense.
>she's wearing something loose like a nightgown
The outline on the fucking cleavage wouldn't be that defined since her tits would be pushing the fabric out, and thus up/away/out from her midline
>she's wearing a bodysuit/spandex
The shape wouldn't look anything like that anymore.

I've never seen an artist manage to give fucking FABRIC actual pectus excavatum, but here we are - a nightgown with tit sleeves.

>> No.20937477

>20936862
This isn't even bait. It's throwing a bucket into the water.

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20937689

Damn, IPO ain't even out and she's already a shitcoin.

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>>20937689

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>>20937689
APEX doesn't make you a shitcoin, it's the chuuba itself.

>> No.20937954

>>20937792
>it
https://streamable.com/8rdttu

>> No.20938012

>>20937261
it's an excuse to bypass Indog censors. I don't care either way. Those (not)tits look hot

>> No.20938022

>>20937792
towa is a shitcoin
never buy

>> No.20938067
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20938067

Power naturally attracts power.

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>>20938067

>> No.20938204

>>20938067
I’m going to 10x the living shit out of this blonde girl

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>>20937954
"Themselves" is probably the better word choice since I meant in general, but I'm fine with that as well.
>>20938022
My statement conveniently ignores the fact that Towa suffered for months with poorer numbers with APEX.

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20938329

Hagchads? Architectbros?!

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>>20938238
You're also neglecting that it took mass conversion of CR sisters to kenzoku through tournament appearances to make Apex a buff game for her.

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20938563

>>20938329
>Hagchads?
I will wait and see.

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>>20938418
You say neglecting, but it's just me not elaborating for what it took for Towa. It is a matter of skill to improve your APEX viewership and that is what she's done.

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20938616

>>20938067

>> No.20940560

Die

>> No.20940773
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20940773

Hi-
There will be an IPO of IDGen3 coins at 12:30pmET, Thursday March 24th. be there or be square
floor id a6bbb234-9da6-402d-b220-a7e61c2a3ab3

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20941488

>>20940773
>less than 11 hours to get the money for the IPO
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.20944527

>>20940773
I don't want to be square....

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20945296

night, /nasfaq/
Hope the silver kequing is good and doesn't spam too much Apex. Also go for them.

>> No.20948362

>>20936862
Ok but which holo do you consider to be a good singer?

>> No.20949394

Newfag here, is there a limit to how many coins we can buy for the IPO

>> No.20949454

>>20949394
the honkers will literally just add a new coin. same mechanic, same everything etc.

>> No.20949530

>>20949454
thx anon

>> No.20949615

>>20949530
one thing to note are new ipo are hot commodity, everybody will buy them to oblivion, use that knowledge wisely.l

>> No.20952185

unalive

>> No.20952301

Is multibuying and selling in 2x-3x really profittable? My broker is reaching the same as my total now

>> No.20952482

>>20952301
depends on your buying and selling price

>> No.20952530

>>20952482
I feel like I am making profit but the same time it feels like I'm not because of tax reaching my total

>> No.20952631

>>20952301
... your total what? Current liquid? Of course it will, it never stops climbing and can't be reduced, quite a few people have 1bn+ paid.

>> No.20952804

>>20952631
Total networth

>> No.20952876

>>20952631
>>20952804
So it's normal. I thought I was doing something weird since I saw people having only 10% of their total networth for paid tax

>> No.20952904

>>20952804
how fucking hard are you multicoining? I am multicoining pretty hard and I only paid 1/4th of my total networth

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>>20952876
>having only 10% of their total networth for paid tax
That's an oldfag privilege

>> No.20953041

>>20952904
I'm doing everything with 2x, 3x if I wake up late, even with daytrading and sometimes Mori at 10x when she goes down very hard

>> No.20953043
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20953043

>Total networth
>So it's normal. I thought I was doing something weird since I saw people having only 10% of their total networth for paid tax
> I am multicoining pretty hard and I only paid 1/4th of my total networth

>> No.20953097

>>20952953
Unironically true
Newhags worrying about their relative taxes should remember that most of the top 100 enjoyed 0 tax 20% returns divs for months

>> No.20953146

Smart fandead doko?

>> No.20953170

I hate goslingniggers so much it's unreal. Imagine not being able to accept that Ame had sex.

>> No.20953183

For tax to be anywhere else to approaching net worth you have to somehow be consistently making less profit on something you sold than the tax you paid on it. I genuinely don't even know how that's possible.

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>>20953041
mori 10x at 14k alone was eating 63k in taxes per cycle so I can see why

>> No.20953426

>>20953187
Take note newfags and avarice, that's why you don't multicoin, those 60k would've been spent much better somewhere else, you are probably better changing multi coin to x2 on all dips than to x10 Mori, don't be retards.

>> No.20953487

>>20953426
>you are probably better changing multi coin to x2 on all dips than to x10 Mori
Actually false. 6x mori yesterday was better than 2x any of the other dips

>> No.20953510

>>20953187
Fuck. I thought multicoining 10x Mori at 14k would be worth it. Maybe I should go with 5x at most
>>20953426
That's what I normally do but Mori going down so hard was a big temptation

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>>20952953
>having only 10% of their total networth for paid tax
>got curious and check if it's real
>I'm at billions and my paid isn't even 10%
>and this is after going 10x for the luls

>> No.20953997

Watching beginners try to use multicoin is like watching /biz/ try and use options.

>> No.20954131

>>20953146
I'm sorry, he fell asleep right after I tucked him in after our date last night

>> No.20954380

Maybe this would be a great opportunity to experience what the newfags are feeling about the tax

>> No.20954489

>>20954380
You're not allowed to multicoin and all your leftover liquid disappears on Friday night.
Enjoy.

>> No.20954531

>>20954489
Sounds like a fun challenge. I'm in.

>> No.20954709
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20954709

Amount paid in taxes compared to net worth isn't a useful metric to determine whether you're overdoing it with multicoin, unless it's like, equal to your net worth or higher.

To illustrate what I mean: let's say someone with 10 million in liquid (and total net worth) invests in a coin 10k coin 1x for 100 cycles and his total net worth goes to 12m the next day when the coin goes to 20k, at which point he sells it 1x. Nice. He paid 45k in taxes.

Now, a different trader with 10 million in liquid invests in the same 10k coin 5x for 144 cycles, and thus his net worth goes to He paid 1.62m in taxes for buying. His net worth goes to 15.58m the next day, and he sells that coin 5x to materialize his profits, and at the end of the day he's left with 14.04m in his account. In total, he paid 3.78m in taxes, but earned 4.04m.

Now, this is a very simplified example that completely ignores changing prices throughout the day, and it's woefully unoptimized on both traders' sides... but if you has asked me if I'd want to make 4.04m profit or 1.955m profit, I'd choose the former... even if it means I'd pay 84x more taxes.

That being said, for newhags there generally are better trades than a higher multicoin of a single coin, so they should utilize 1x buy/1x sell as much as possible as a general rule.

>> No.20954976

>>20954709
Shut your whore mouth deadbeat

>> No.20955026

>>20954976
>not trusting those whose oshi is the avatar of avarice, the money mori, the one and only cash calliope
ngmi, stay poor

>> No.20955144
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20955144

Deadbeats are famous for being good with money, I trust him.

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20955153

>>20954976
Someone has some sand in their nether regions, it seems. Perhaps try to engage with the argument first?

>> No.20956393

>>20954131
I know you wish it was (you) filthy deadbeat

>> No.20956647
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20956647

>34m in liquidity
>IPO in 5 hours
This should be enough

>> No.20956652 [SPOILER] 
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20956652

>>20956393
But I already have the most perfect wife I could ask for.

>> No.20956760

>>20956652
>wife
ogey

>> No.20956897

Who the fuck keeps spamming the miko nice thread picture in every thread? Is it smiles or shikemura?

>> No.20956931

>>20956897
It's a nice picture, anon.

>> No.20958036

>>20956393
Which one of the deadbeats the fandead keeps praising is it
Or was it a double date whore

>> No.20958611

>>20958036
Me of course

>> No.20959566

>>20954131
>>20956393
>>20958036
this is actually a strong rrat
>applause nowhere to be seen for weeks
>pops up out of nowhere claiming a "free" day
>dissappears from gc as we reach hour 19
>no smart fandead post in the thread yet
someone kill this rrat, I can't live with this

>> No.20959627

I forgot how IPOs work, does it give dividends on the week after their debut?

>> No.20960018
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20960018

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 26)
>Gura :: $10,735.28
>Aqua :: $5,410.87
>Okayu :: $4,298.82

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 36)
>Suisei :: -$14,751.07
>Subaru :: -$11,432.83
>Moona :: -$7,381.08

Overall Average Adjustment is -$458.18
Average Upward Adjustment is $2,284.26
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,438.83

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and keep some liquid for the IPO in about 3 hours.

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>>20956897
Hi, smiles here, I did post it in like 5 threads yesterday (including this one, see: 2nd message this thread) but thats it its a nice image, anon

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20960540

real oshiboard has been updated

booba vote will take place after the ID3 debuts

will likely remove some of the niche awards that I cannot be bothered updating

>> No.20960726

>>20960018
nice remix

>> No.20961000

Why did mori adjust down

>> No.20961057

>>20961000
overbought

>> No.20961136
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20961136

how are my trades

>> No.20961218

>>20961136
Why are you buying holo and wamy?
You could buy ina and mori

>> No.20961488
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20961488

>>20961218
I do not wish to buy anymore mori

>> No.20961604

>>20960540
>booba vote will take place after the ID3 debuts
Charlatan.

>> No.20962038

>>20961136
Looks like the advice we gave you just flew over your head lmao

>> No.20962083

>>20962038
what?

>> No.20962096
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20962096

What about mine?

>> No.20962188

>>20962038
post wallet

>> No.20962401
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20962401

Post 'em

>> No.20962456
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20962456

>>20962401

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20962598

>>20962401

>> No.20962665
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20962665

>>20962401

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20962792

>>20962401
Imagine relying on the fucking Jobber of Japan for income.
Literally could not be me.

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20962905

>>20962401

>> No.20962918

>>20962401
SOVL
>>20962456
soulless
>>20962598
soul*0.94
>>20962665
SOVL
>>20962792
FUCKING SOVL

>> No.20962963
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20962963

>>20962401
i hate it

>> No.20962965

>>20962905
S O V L
O
V
L

>> No.20962970
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20962970

>>20962401

>> No.20963038

>>20962963
>>20962970
SOVL

>> No.20963051

>>20962970
nenep

>> No.20963087
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20963087

>>20962401

>> No.20963122 [SPOILER] 
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>>20963051

>> No.20963308
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>>20962970

>> No.20963382

>>20963308
Fuck i replied to the wrong post
>>20962401

>> No.20963398

>>20963308
SOVL
>>20963087
S O V L ! ! ! ! !
>>20962970
SOVL

>> No.20963465
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20963465

>>20962401

>> No.20963513
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20963513

>>20962401

>> No.20963628
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20963628

>>20962401
is this the right setting
>>20963513
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY EYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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20963658

>>20963513
Sorted by active weight it looks like this, notice first heavy metacoins and then complete shitcoins.

>> No.20964061
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20964061

>>20962401

>> No.20964868

>>20962401
I'm only green on active weights for 4 coins and barely for two of them.

>> No.20964934
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20964934

>>20964868
I'm retarded too.

>> No.20965162

>>20964934
chu~

>> No.20966191

I still don't understand what are weights and what's their purpose

>> No.20966196

>>20963122
nenep

>> No.20966254

>>20966196
not nenep

>> No.20966279

>>20966191
weight: value % of the market
your weights: value % of your wallet
active weights: your weight - weight

>> No.20966322

>>20966254
nenep

>> No.20966438
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20966438

>>20966254
my wife nenep

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20966463

>>20966196
Pic related
>>20966322
>>20966438
Wrong!

>> No.20966480

>>20966438
*our wife

>> No.20967364

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMtfpPSIYaY
Migo Palette!

>> No.20967614
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20967614

How much hopium am I huffing to wish for a server side zonk bot instead of client side?

>> No.20967801

>>20938238
>that tomboy marine with moe fang
i NEED it

>> No.20967816

IPO doko

>> No.20968018

>>20967816
15 minutes

>> No.20968030

>>20966438
i live near him, we can create pregnant nenep

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>>20962401

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>>20967614

>> No.20968595

>>20967614
Unhealthy

>> No.20968677

4 minutes until a flood of posts come in telling people to stop spamming F5.
Also, don't spam F5 you faggots.

>> No.20968732

>>20968677
I'm a relative newbie, will the lists update automatically without you refreshing the page?

>> No.20968795

>>20968677
i'm gonna spam F5

>> No.20968821
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20968821

I want to fuck nenep's virgin boyhole raw until he cums, and then cums again. I will fuck him until he collapses from exhaustion, his cum splattered across the floor, his cock leaking nothing but seethrough liquid since he ran out of cum hours ago. Then I will prepare him a nice meal for when he wakes up, feeding it to him in bed since his legs are too shaky and tired. We will then resume the fucking, and eventually, I will break him. He will be my slave, and any personality he once had will be erased, his mind only capable of thinking about my cock.

>> No.20968828

>>20968732
They will not, but spamming F5 bogs the server. Do it once, and if you don't see the new coins, wait a minute before trying again.

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I win.

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>>20968974

>> No.20969291
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20969291

Hey honk, you have a bug with the benchmark page. Not critical.

>> No.20969390

>>20968821
the trading room was quiet, a comfy smoking room of old, the fireplace crackling with a low burn log as the older traders smoked their pipes making the room a smog of familiar nicotine. Suddenly there was a banging on the door like a dog trying to get in, along with a string of incoherent girly noises brbrbrbrbrbr nyooooom bring bring nene beaaaaaaamm uwammmrrrrrrrrrrr gao gao
The traders were startled, what madness is this and how did "she" get into the executive gentlemans club. Then they saw it, after making a running slam the door breaks open and the difficulty in opening it becomes apparent, before them lies a half naked boy with plushie bear paws taped around his hands, wearing bear ears and some orange short shorts.
"MY HUSBRANDS" excalimed the intruder and become making car noises as he walked through the room to his first target, bouncing his hips as he walked like hes galloping a horse, as retarded as his oshi. "YOU MY HUSHAND NOW HUSBAND BEEAAAAAM" the shocked trader in his suit had no recourse, he stood still, shocked, as this cute but crazy femboy kisses his cheek then put his paws by his face like hes an xmen firing a laser. "BEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM" excalimed the nenefag, then cuddled the trader nuzzling his cheek against his cheek and cuddling up to his chest like a happy cat.
For You Nenepro

>> No.20969754

>>20969390
I kneel

>> No.20969794

>>20969390
christ. nenepro must be so happy

>> No.20970099

>>20969390
I laughed very hard, fantastic job. Am kneeling
Thank You Anon

>> No.20970151

>>20968821
You must have a very long dick to be able to reach his boyhole all the way through his massive fat ass

>> No.20970333

>>20969291
thanks, I'll get on that

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>>20969390
I KNEEL

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>>20970333
Same thing with wallet. Not critical either

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Hello there.
The entire F.U.C.K. report archive, as well as the tools for updating it, have been updated with the new coins. Their data will be included in Numbers Review's overall market data, but as they have not yet adjusted they will not be included in the data going over individual coin performance. As with previous IPOs, they will have a separate report dedicated to their market motion.
Also once again I had to fight the Nabi/Nana flip.

Good luck to everyone on their trades with the IPO.

>> No.20971483

Betting for the new coins?

>> No.20971547
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Update to this when? It's not 62 anymore, literally unusable.

>> No.20974055

Money

>> No.20974334
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>>20974055
let the thread die

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>>20974334
No

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>>20953997
just wait until honkler adds options here to see a pretty entertaining shitshow

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>>20974890
Why, Anon? Why, why, why? Why do you do it? Why do you bump the thread? Why keep it alive? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more than than the threads survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know?

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>>20976846

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>>20976926
You must be able to see it, Anon. You must know it by now. You can't keep the thread alive forever. It's pointless to keep bumping. Why, Anon? Why? Why do you persist?

>> No.20977219

>>20976846
>>20977120
nta but where are the first 2 storms mr smith

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>>20956897
you are the only other poster in this thread

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>>20977120

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>>20962401

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>miss 3 hours
Ngmi

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>>20977120
Why? Don't you see it? All the memories I had here, all the memories you had and all the memories that we will have here, in this dead thread. The green days, the red days, the shitpost, the schizoposting, the walls of text about game mechanincs and all the gay shit people post here. Isn't all of this worth fighting for? Everything this thread was, is and will be, for me, is worth fighting. Even if the threads will die, even if I'll have to post 53 variations of live to keep it bumped I will not stop fighting for what I care about.

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>almost double the amount of people underperformed the benchmark compared to outperformed
what does this mean

>> No.20979587

>>20979501
>benchmark updates during a red day
no shit sherlock

>> No.20979781

>>20979478
based

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>>20976846
>>20977120

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Fucc, I'm at my limit, I'll reduce it to half. Witness me!!!!

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>>20976846
>>20977120
Also his glasses are long since gone by the time he says these lines you turbonigger.

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>they actually remember lines from that weird, unofficial matrix 3

>> No.20980697

>>20979587
done be FUCKING mean to me ok

>> No.20980725

>IPO hours
>65 active users
dead game

>> No.20980763

>>20980725
Yeah time for you to stop playing and leave. A shame.

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>>20979478
Memories? All illusions, Anon. Fleeting moments in time. Vagaries of perception. Temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify a dying thread that is without meaning or purpose now. All your memories of this game, all the friends you have made along the way will be gone and forgotten in a few years. And all of them as fake and artificial as your oshi.

>> No.20980862

>>20980725
>IPO
>it's id
Who cares about id on this board?

>> No.20980886

>>20980116
If you can't keep 10xing you're probably a poorfag, you should just sell every coin with shit divs you have for the new coins

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>> No.20981866

>>20956897
guy's also spamming the picture outside of /vt/. I doubt it's anyone of those two

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>>20980783
>And all of them as fake and artificial as your oshi.
Unforgiveable!

>> No.20985292

>>20981866
the picture sucks

>> No.20985480

>>20985292
its a cool picture anon

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>>20985292

>> No.20985988

>>20985844
I want Miko to give me a prostate massage with those unholy thumbs.

>> No.20989325

live again

>> No.20991133

>cypher hasn't bought any ID3
>in fact, cypher hasn't bought any coin for at least the past hour or two
BROS!??!!?!?

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>>20991133
>in fact, cypher hasn't bought any coin for at least the past hour or two

>> No.20991220

>>20991133
rrat: He is asleep and the IPO crashed the thinkpad

>> No.20991236

>>20991174
I didn't properly check but I feel like his wallet was the same as when I checked to see if he had any ID3 a few hours back

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>>20991133
Happens every now and then. I track his trades pretty closely, sometimes his machine must crash.

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>>20991133

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>>20991664

>> No.20991938

>>20991133
Cypher is a seanigger confirmed?

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>>20991133

>> No.20991969

>>20991938
>he doesn't know

>> No.20992178

>>20991938
Cypher got doxxed a long time ago. He is from laos

>> No.20992467

>>20991960
I'm going to demilitarize and denazify cypher's thinkpad

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ITT

>> No.20993257
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20993257

G̷̳͗ơ̜̄o̸̐d̷̠͆ ̛͍ͦe̱ͦ́v̭̏͞e̡̯͂n̜̋͜ī͚ñ̸͈g̰̈,̨͙͂ ̬ͨ͟ẉ̐͠e̸̥ͫl̫ͪ͡c̙ͩ͠ȯ̪͜m̨̞̊ḛ͒͞ ̱̚͠ṫ͉̕o̬ͨ͞ ̤ͯ͢ṫ̵̩h̵̩ë̶̯ ͖̎͝Ả͔͠A̢̬͋A̡͖͌Á̢̗A̮̚A̧̘͐Ă̢͖A̺͟À̸ͅA̛̜ͭA̙̾͟A̪̒́A̛̫ͤA̴͉̋A̶̙ͩA̴̋A̞ͧ͠A̱͌͞Ḁͪ͡Ä̡͍Ả̷͇A̛͈ͮA̛͖ͪĂ̶͍A̛͎̓A̭͐͜A̞͠A̷̹̔À̫͞Ā̢̦A̧̖͛A̴͎̒A̴̫͐A̴̭Å̴ͅẢ̠͢Ā̯͞Ą͉̈A̟̚͜A̹ͫ̕A̮ͫ͘Ȧ̷̩A̫̋̀A̪̋͡Ą̩̔A̬̾̀A̷̼͆À̦A̟͂͞Ã̘̕A̡̳͂Á̷ͅA̍͘A̶͍͗A̹ͤ́A̵͉ͪẠ̸̈A͋ͅA̷͖ͦA̶̠̒Ạ̶̚A̷͓ͤĄ͍́.̩̎̀ ̟ͤ͡Ţ͖̊h̡͎͒i̵̟̽s̫͑͘ ͇̐͘i̛͎͑s̢̟͒ ̥̊͘ȳ̷̙o̴͚̊u̫͛̀r̷̩͐ ̥̈́N͓͊́Ā̷͈S̻̈́F̷̻A̗̒͢Q̶̟ ̢̗̚Ḁ͛͜A̡̽A̡̙̿A̶̙ͪḀ̵̓Ä̷͎A̖̍͢Â̷̻Å͎̀A͕̐́Ȃ̷̫À̹Ầ͙A̴͙̽A̟͆͠A͖ͨÅ͇A̵͓͒A͇͜ ̥̀͟f̸̭ͭo̬ͫ́ȓ̘̀ ̦ͦ͘Ṯ̨̻̦̪͋̆ͭ̀̚͜͠h̷̪̯̯ͨ̑ͦ̕͜͟ų̴͓̦̦̘͛̏̈́̓̀̕ř̤̰̞͆̍́̕͜͜s̶̴̵̩͖̪̩̄̓ͩd̷̰̜̪̙̓͊ͧͭ͘͟͞a̴̹͍̫̤̓ͩ͛̆̀͜͞y̴̵̘͍̮̹̓ͪ̽ͣ̀͟,̸̡͔̹̰̓̽̃̓̕͢ ̢̧͔̹̼̠͊̓̾͌͟͟M̺̠̯͛́ͮ́͠͡͝ͅạ̸̶̛̠̹̦ͦ͐̄͆͡r̵̡̢̗͇͙̻ͣͪ͑͐͢c̶̭͚͖̗͋̏͐̓͟͡h̨̛̫̝̹̜̄ͩͭ̾͟ ͖̳͎̜͑ͮ̊͑͝͞͝͡2̨̜̼̘̯̋̑̂ͯ́͜4̛̤̙̝͎͋̾ͫ̿͜͢͟t̸̻̥̻ͩ̊ͫ͛́̕͢ͅḥ̴̷̨̗̳̭̑̂ͮ̎̀.̡̨͙̬̫̺̎͐͆͠

T͚̈́h̡̼ͨe͈͗͝r̨̟ͨe̟͊͡ ̮ͨ͢c͕ͣ͟ǎ̡͍n͓̊͝ ̨̝̋b̞̊̕e̡͇̍ ̷̝͐ṇ̑͠ǫ̪͒ ̤́̚M̶͍ͦA̱͊R͇͊́Ķ̪̈́Ẻ͙͢T̫̍͡ ̟̃R̴̰ͭĚ̜͞P̶̹̓Ö͕́͜R̫̈́́T̸͎͌ ͚̃́n̦̓͠ŏ̡̻r̛̦ͯ ̴̪̆N̡͙͆ȩ̹͆w̮ͪ̀s̤̉͢ ̶̞̇H̴͎̾o̪̓u̢͓̓r̢̭ͤ ̡͕̉w̶͖͆i͑͜ͅt̴̯̑hő̭͟ų͚ͤt͓ͦ͜ ̯̚͘H̸̪ͣO̧̝̎U̡̝̓R̞̐͡ ̟̃͘Ņ͈̑I̷͎͗N̡̮͐Ė̜͢Ţ̋ͅḚ̡̚Ę̰Ņ̺̔.̷̠ͨ
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̗̑͟P̱̊̕l̴͖̄ụͬ͡s̛̞ͦ ̼͊͝Ȋ̢̟ ̡͎̔d͈͛ờ͉n̦̾͝'̳̓́t̛̻ͣ ̸͉͌f͚̎͜e̷͂ͅe̟͂͟l̢̪̃ ̤̈͞l̟̇͝į̳͐ǩ͉͡e̷̪ͪ ̝̕f̡͈͗ȉ̡̞g̵̠ͬù͙͢ř̡̼i̠ͩ͠n͔g̦ͦ ̨̭͂o̩͒͝u̸̮ͫt̢̝ͧ ͓ͫ͠ḧ͓͟o̻͗͘w̜̑͡ ̡̼t͙̾͞o̖͑̀ ̡̜̊ģ̤ͭe͈ͮ͡t̶̪̔ ̭̒͠I̵̎ͅĎ̸ͅ3̤͂̀ ̣̈́́i̦ͩ̀ǹ͖͡ ̧͕ͯh̥ͯ͟ẽ̹͢r̸̼̆e̯ͯ̀.̛̣̃

>> No.20993302

>>20993257
remove civia

>> No.20993352
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>>20993302
I considered it.

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>>20993352

>> No.20993610
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>>20993493
Got any other ideas?

>> No.20993669

>>20993610
remove ina

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>>20993669

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>>20993669

>> No.20993805

>>20993610
terminate rushia

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>>20993805

>> No.20993899

>>20993257
>civia's graph inclining

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>>20993805

>> No.20994802

>>20993669
seconding this

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>>20994802

>> No.20995086

>>20993610
Remove towa. Nobody should be buying towa so there's no need to even show her in the market reports.

>> No.20995154

>>20993669
I like Ina the least, so do it.

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>>20995086

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20995264

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
1 Cycle lost today. Data collected at Cycle 60, which is 41 Cycles since ID3 IPO opened.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 18,740,463, a 1.2% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 288,315. There are 27 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 1,752,334 shares, or 9.35% of market volume.
>Kanaeru currently has the lowest volume, at 27,475 shares, or 0.15% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 39):
>Lui :: +6.3%
>Ina'nis :: +4.2%
>Subaru :: +3.2%
>Civia & Aki :: +2.6%
>Melfissa :: +2.5%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 23):
>Moona :: -6.3%
>Pochimaru :: -5.9%
>Fauna :: -3%
>Aqua :: -2.1%
>Iofi & Ayamy :: -1.8%

2 coins (Luna, Mio) had a net 0% change in volume today.
29 other coins had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $191,871.90, which is a decrease of 0.71% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $455,740,913,393.08, which is an increase of 5.2% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $24,318.55. A total of 14 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $48,093,910,600.42 in total market value, or 10.55% of market value.
>Kanaeru currently has the lowest value, at $229,835,793.25 in total market value, or 0.05% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 44):
>Pochimaru :: +33.6%
>Ayamy :: +22.8%
>Calliope :: +22.2%
>Iofi :: +21.6%
>Mio :: +19.6%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 18):
>Moona :: -35.8%
>Suisei :: -23.9%
>Fauna :: -22.3%
>Subaru :: -18.2%
>Laplus :: -15.5%

19 coins (Rushia, Hololive, Civia, Koyori, Ollie, Nabi, Ui, Watame, Sora, AZKi, Amelia, Mumei, Coco, Roboco, Kanata, Nana, HLuna, Mel, Ayame) had a sub-4.5% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $198,149,448, which is a decrease of 68.28% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $662,919,192.98 today, an increase of 3.1% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 26):
>Melfissa :: +6.4%
>Ayamy :: +5.9%
>Nabi :: +5.5%
>Fauna :: +5%
>Reine :: +3.5%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>4 coins (Civia, Sana, Ollie, Pekora) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>2 coins (Moona, Ayame) adjusted red, but are still trending downwards.
>6 coins (Miko, Matsuri, AZKi, Ui, Rushia, Nabi) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>1 coin (Coco) adjusted green, but is now below their pre-adjustment value.
>52 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Zeta :: $1231.60 Up
>Kovalskia :: $1227.14 Up
>Kanaeru :: $1224.19 Up
>Subaru :: $590.89 Up
>Lui :: $472.09 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Sana :: $0.73 Up
>Coco :: -$3.77 Down
>Ayame :: $3.94 Down
>Luna :: $4.03 Up
>Ollie :: $4.39 Up

Overall Average movement was $68.67 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $160.74 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$88.61 per hour.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

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>>20995223
NTA but it'd be better that way.

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>>20995264
>Zeta :: $1231.60 Up
>Kovalskia :: $1227.14 Up
>Kanaeru :: $1224.19 Up
Shit WHAT? I haven't been watching them, just 10x buying since IPO. Fuck, I would've stopped at like $6k if I was paying attention.

>> No.20996279

>>20993610
remove civia, Coco, and rushia.

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>>20996279

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wah!
I just wanted to let you know that I won't be doing weekly aggies anymore. I think the current aggie format we've been having doesn't really work, and really, doesn't feel special anymore, especially since global chat.
mogu knows about this and he'll be making them again, but in his own, more for-content style, probably not in the weekly-chat-with-drawing-on-the-side style that mine has been. So keep an eye out for when he makes one, it'll be special!
I'm really happy I got to contribute to the aggies these past months though, it's been a lot of fun and a lot of great conversations, and it made me grow as a person.
Also this isn't a general abayo, don't worry. Or be disappointed if you hoped for one

>> No.20996946

>>20996778
Thanks for hosting the aggies up until now!
The magic has been gone for a while, well before global chat was added. Honestly, last time I had fun with the bros in an aggie was the Christmas/NY aggie.

>> No.20997014

>>20996778
the schizo was right, the gc did kill the aggie

>> No.20997074

>>20997014
Pretty sure a lot of anons pointed out that it'd likely kill the aggie as a social tool, but the schizo said it'd kill the thread, which it didn't.

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>dead aggie is actually dead

>> No.20997162

>>20997074
>the schizo said it'd kill the thread, which it didn't
ofc not! you can't kill the dead

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Thanks for hosting them for a while now. Though as the other anon said, GC isn't to be at blame.

>> No.20997276

>>20997074
>it'd kill the thread, which it didn't.
bro, this place is dead as fuck 99% of the time

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>>20996778
Thank you for hosting them.
>Or be disappointed if you hoped for one
Quite the contrary.

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>>20997239
>>20996778
I fucking suck at this tagging thing.

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