/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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>your oshi
> the most schizo thing you've ever thought, done or posted relating to her

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>>20827741
dropped her and became an anti because she didn't read my birthday superchat

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Miko
I went schizo over the Fridge BL Manga Incident. Thankfully I never really posted anything.

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>>20827741
amelia
called her latinx in a bait thread once

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>>20827741
Kiara
Doxxed a fellow KFP
>>5537943

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>>20827741
moona
had to run to the bathroom when she said that her bf supports her from behind

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Ame

A schizo theory that line-up of Council was created as a contingency to replace individual myth member like so:
gura -> mumei
mori -> kroni
ina -> sana
ame -> bae
kiara -> fauna

This was probably due to a new unfavorable contract renewal. It was somehow sorted out and all of myth stay, but ame was still against it and passively protest the management by screwing her schedule

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>>20827741
calli
posted in the "lol mori fat" threads about how i'd make her fatter

runner up is me having a moral crisis when i found out vox is too young by my irl dating standards

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>>20827741
Kiara
Autistically gathering timestamps to prove a point.
I made ONE Pippa anti-thread ONE time when she attacked Kiara on twitter.
Didn’t do much more really.

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>>20827741
Watame
Did a tribute on her and posted on /b/

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>>20827741
I tracked her menstrual cycle

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>>20827741
Rosemi
Fell in love with her and am in constant agony knowing she doesn't love me back/she will never be mine.

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Lamy
BECOME

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i really want this robot as a pet

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>>20827741
Mumei

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She's mentioned things only said here about her on stream so I find her threads and post positive things about her.

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>>20830359
this barely qualifies as schizo this is actually sweet of you, anon... i hope she sees the nice things you say

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Bae
I've a fantasy of becoming her legal caretaker and have her living with me in my house. She gets a blind date one night and asks me to drive her to Chili's to meet with him. After a while of waiting with her the date never shows up and she gets really sad on the verge of crying. I offer to treat her to a meal and drinks and she agrees. We have a fun time throughout the night then I take her home. I put my arm around her on the walk to the front door and right before I open it she give me a very sensual look. And then things go from there.

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>>20830480
doesn't it bother you that she drools over roberu?

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>Gura
I have gone through three entire vtuber identities in my head without debuting a single time or ever having streamed because I want to come up with something I like enough to be performant without being too atached to it so I can ditch it to join hololive and personally request a song every dozen or so karokes

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>>20827741
>Vox
>Told the guy who's interested in me that Vox is my boyfriend and he gets visibly upset at it sometimes

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>>20827741
Kronii
lurk and post at /∞/

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>>20830753
fantasies need interesting plot twists

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Watame
Wanting to impregnate her

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>>20827741
Mumei
make at least 3 children and then the both of us bully them on a daily basis

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>>20827741
gura
ame and gura are living together
i was almost right

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>>20827741
>Miko
I drew her getting gang bang by 35p

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Fauna
Boyfriend posting, but it's fucking true

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I spent 4,000 dollars on the most expensice prostitute I could find an an additional 1k on high quality cosplay of my oshi, purely so I could say I've fucked my oshi.
Pic very much related.

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>>20832520
Was it worth it though?

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>>20832706
Yes, she was very good, well worth the money. She even did the KIKKERIKI for me.

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>>20832520
do you expect anyone to believe that?

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>Miko
for a while I believed she wasn't in a relationship with Suisei, what a fool I was

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>>20832887
Yes

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Browsed houses in japan and picked out one we'd live in together

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>>20827741
Kiara
Replied to myself 10 times just to defend her

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>>20832778
Poor girl, I'm sure she thought it was worth it though

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>>20833255
Maximum schizo posting. Were you just playing out an argument with yourself?

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>>20827741
Fauna
I have a compiled list of people i don't trust that interact with her on twitter and in chat, in case any one of them act up.

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>>20833255
Based.

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>>20832520
Ultra based if true

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Millie
I like to think she's my former girlfriend and that she is still alive. It makes it easier to think about the future I was denied due to illness.

I love you Millie.

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>>20833991
FaMillie...

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>>20833991
Jesus dude, I hope you're okay

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>>20833991
I don't even feel like mocking you even if this is a lie. This is really sad in many ways.

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>>20833991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU9M8S8mxvY&ab_channel=xzxFrostFirexzx

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>>20834081
>>20834135
>>20834193
>>20834585

I shouldn't have vented. Its the most insane thing, yet I can't help myself.

Don't worry, I will not be a nuisance to her.

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>>20835076
Bro its an anon board, the entire purpose is either shitposting OR venting, nobody's judging.

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Won't tell the oshi but it's someone who looks up their own name a lot in twitter even during streams so I was annoyed at that person for collabing with someone I hate so I made an anti account and accussed them of dating with proof and my oshi obviously read that tweet and they haven't collabed for 3 months after that

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>>20827741
Gura
Nothing, aside from clinical depression I'm a well-adjusted individual.

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haachama
I actually talked about this in the haaton thread yesterday and I didn't really realize this was a schizo act but a pair of my cousins are twins and they share the same room, they are as old as I am.
they're a bunch of fucking whores though so I thought I might as well, I stole a pair of their panties from their room, they were the exact same pair but on two different sides of the same drawer so I assumed it was one of each.
I took both, did what I had to do and to get rid of the evidence I sold them off on twitter to some creep and used that money to supacha chammers, this was somewhere in the end of 2020 and beginning of 2021, don't remember how much but I remember it was a blank supa

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>>20833991
Superchat this to her

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>>20836040
Same desu

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>>20827741
I'm far from the most deranged Rosebud, but I do fantasize about getting raped by her. I've never posted anything, but I've personally written elaborate stories for myself about working with Rosemi, going out for a polite drink with some co-workers, and then getting drugged and raped by her. When I need something to jerk off to I'll read what I've written and afterwards I'll usually make a new chapter for me to read the next time I want to jerk off.
There's just something very arousing about this tiny little Asian woman, who comes off as the sweetest and purest girl, drugging and raping some giant ojisan loser she works with. You know?

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>>20836637
she has asian jeans like finana?

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>>20831255
i told a 3d girl i already had a waifu and she gave me a hurt face. i thought it would be funny but turns out i'm just an asshole.

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>>20836799
Jeans?
And yea, Rosemi is japanese/french.

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>>20836214
Masturbating with your cousins' underwear is fine, but why the fuck did you sell them?

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>>20836838
she's the perfect being

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>>20835076
This is far from the most insane thing you could be doing, anon. I hope you find peace.

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>>20832520
Unfathomly based

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>>20827741
coco

i painstakingly combed through all the shit on chinese forums with google translate, found their codebase on greasemonkey and github, and reported all of it (which of course never got taken down, even to this day).

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>>20830905
don't let dreams be dreams
holostar EN is gonna debut soon and at least one of them has to be as schizo as you are. he's gonna beat you to raping gura first.

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>>20835076
I understand you anon. Mumei reminds me of my late fiancee. Probably around the same age as my fiancee when she died. They sound so similar I thought I was losing it when she debuted. My fiancee liked to sing too so I tune in to every one of Mumei's karaokes no matter how much it fucks me up.

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>>20837137
My love for Gura is pure, fuck off. I'll claim my oshi is a random celebrity JUST to avoid the way bae is treated.

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>>20833463
Protip. If you have to ask "was this one of the top 100 weirdest requests she's ever gotten" the answer is "No".
Not even the Aqua RP phone RP schizo probably registered as the top 10 for that girl.

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>>20833463
For 4k Ill put anything you want me to and do whatever you say.

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>>20832520
4k can almost get you A list porn stars

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>>20837424
Are you a woman or at least a feminine looking man?

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>>20837488
No, im a fat ojisan.
Im just saying id try to act and look cute for that much.

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>>20837564
Aye, fair enough.

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>>20827741
Today I started working on a spreadsheet to keep track of everyone on my oshi's roommate fanbox twitter, if they're men, if she's their oshi, if they have other oshis, their gachikoi status, how often they tweet about her, how attractive they are compared to me, how much they fit her preferences, etc.
I'm not saying who she is, don't want anyone here getting ideas

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>>20836885
why the fuck would I keep them?

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>>20837824
Wash them and return them? Just throw them in the trash? Burn them?

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>>20837893
or I could actually use them for something purposeful like sending money to my oshi?
those whores already leave a bunch of their underwear whenever they stay at a guy's place so it doesn't really matter

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>>20837752
why?

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>>20837752
there are nice tools for this like https://en.whotwi.com/wooperfuri

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>>20827741
Pekora
I masturbated to her laugh.

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>>20838536
they don't need a reason, anon

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>>20827741
It was Luca

I refuse to watch him until he gets rid of his whore mod.

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>>20832520
Imagine if your fans found out what you're doing with their superchat dollars, Kiara

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>>20827741
>Gura
>Stopped watching her because she said she can't drive her car but she still talked about going to the store for groceries so I logically pieced together that her bf was driving her

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>>20839225
uh anon, i don't own a car yet i go to the store for groceries. she doesn't live in the countryside anymore.

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>>20839118
You’re gonna hate wave 6

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>>20833255
Rookie numbers

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>>20839339
This is why I admit to being a schizo, stop watching when you realize you have a problem.

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>>20839358
I will not watch any streams with her in them I swear to fucking god. I hate that bitch.

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>>20839484
Gura cured my schizophrenia.

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>>20838613
that's perfect, thanks anon

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AZKi
I wanted to collect badges of the chuubas I watch the most, but I wanted to check that badges released for different events were the roughly the same size so that the collection would be mostly consistent. I ended up scouring tweets from months/years ago + JP marketplaces for photos that would show the badges in a scale relative to other things. Picrel is the Tubeout badge, which I guessed to be around 57mm and in actuality is 55mm. I did the same for the VMA badges (guess 43mm, actually 44mm), the Kamitsubaki small badges (guess 30mm, actually 32mm), and the Kamitsubaki regular badges (guess 44mm, actually 44mm). I did this just before HoloFes since I wanted some 57mm Holo ones, but in the end I didn't really like the art on them so I didn't end up buying any.

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duck
Said she hated Ayame.

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>>20827741
>Mori
>Thought about buying her dinner after seeing he roommate's live show
That's it I guess. No schizo posts or actions.

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>Kiara
>Fantasize about visiting Austria and finding an orange haired Kiara at a grocery store and punching her in the face

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>>20827741
korone
I dunno. she doesn't really push my schizo buttons. Makes her peak breeding material.

Gura though I don't know why that shark dances on my meds. I think she's internet stalking me. She got my reddit, but she'll never get through my wall of fake facebook accounts.

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>>20841477
6'7-and-jacked-chama...

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>>20831255
at least you dumped him instead of wasting his time

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>>20839149
I'd become a member

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>>20827741
2view
Spent about $750 in the last month in her between donos and Skeb commissions because I wanted to let her know I'd miss her while she went on medical hiatus

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>>20827741
Impregnate Fox Hag

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>>20837752
Not like any of you are going to date her anyway

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>>20836214
Haatons truly are a different breed

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>>20827741
Pekora
I'm planning to print out an ogey on a sheet of paper of the right dimensions then sneak it in a ballot letter for my country's presidential elections. I will vote Pekora for president.

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>>20846204
flipchama....

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>>20836040
>chumbud
>well ajusted
You only get to pick one anon

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>>20827741
Watame
At one point during yet another rona wave I began to fantasize about my body holding the key to permanently end the pandemic, but extracting it would kill me.
If given the offer for virtually anything in the world as a "last wish" kind of deal, I'd use it for a singular opportunity to speak with Watame face-to-face.
To thank her for reviving enough faith in this world for me to give my life for it.

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>>20827741
Suisei
I thought spamming images in anti threads of her served a purpose, it doesn't. Don't do it

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>>20839149
so as a joke...

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>>20828943
Post it

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Bump so twitterfaggots can keep pointing and laughing at you.

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>>20846204
i vaguely recall this already happened?

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>>20827741
Sora
She's a natural liar

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>>20829239
pretty cringe desu

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Okayu
Spent about 2 days straight playing all her music on repeat without pausing. Spent the whole day watching her streams/vods or masturbating to her asmr

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Nui
The worst I've done is horny post about her.

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>>20827741
> Gura
> Did an ERP with my best friend pretending we were both fucking Gura

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gura
stopped watching her for a while because my boyfriend called her cute, i couldn’t handle my rage against her

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IRyS
I fantasized about passionately kissing her while streaming Journey

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>>20833255
Kek, based