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>> No.20806811
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Elf hags? Elf hags.

>> No.20808762


How long could I suck on those chocco milkers before Flare started to get annoyed

>> No.20809229

>ywn have hag Fox wife make you coffee in the morning

>> No.20809413

Half-elf, even.

>> No.20811158

Does brown milk come out of brown elves?

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I hope so, also hag trio

>> No.20812001
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What are you doing for your hag, /hag/?

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>> No.20813137

the hell happened with the last thread?

>> No.20813600
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Last post was like 6 hours before this thread was made, probably just got archived.

>> No.20813988

Archived :(

>> No.20815118
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Lifting 3 times a week

>> No.20815324
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>tfw broke two PRs
>Legs used to be 61kg 4 years ago, now it's 102kg
>Bench press was 56, now I can bench 97kg
>All of this while listening to Howling on repeat.

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Did this actually make you happier? I am doing my reps now, but I suspect I'll just be fit and miserable instead of fat and miserable by the end.

>> No.20815968

sounds pretty based to me well done anon

>> No.20816047

Howling is a pretty good workout song.

>> No.20816451
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Why are older women so erotic? What did nature mean by this?

>> No.20816803

It's so you will reinvigorate their barren wombs, anon

>> No.20816997

being /fit/ certainly does help, it doesn't cure autism but certainly makes you less miserable.

>> No.20819169
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Listen to her

>> No.20819197 [SPOILER] 
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Friend's type is pic related.
You love the hag Fox but does she love you?

>> No.20819208
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>Noooo I'm not your girlfriend only friend you wouldn't like someone like me
>proceeds to move in the sexiest way possible

why are hags like this.

>> No.20819232

They're at the verge of running out of eggs, so we have to make sure they get pregnant before that happens. Then after they do lose all their eggs it's still good cause now you can cum in them all you want with no repercussions

>> No.20819361

>I'm just your friend
>Does erotic ASMR
What did she mean by this?

>> No.20819478

It's biology!
Women peak sexually after 30 because their biological clock spikes their libido screaming "Give me some kids woman!"

Thus the rest of their body and their mannerisms also encapsulate the definition of SEX because of the hormones.

>> No.20819725

God I wanna sex this fox so bad.

>> No.20819824

Sex friends anon, sex friends.

>> No.20819959

friends with benefits

>> No.20820023

I'm Mads Mikkelsen so I know Friend loves me.
Inari cute

>> No.20820755
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It is your duty to impregnate Japanese hags

>> No.20820848

Are you getting so desperate as to appeal to gaijin now, Abe?

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>> No.20821125

It's working, let me tell ya that much

>> No.20821155

/fit/ and getting my life together.

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I thought Marine wasn't a hag yet, at least not untill her birthday this year.

>> No.20824412

Hags are for holding!

>> No.20824824
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>erotic ASMR
Did... did I miss something?

>> No.20824849

membership streams

>> No.20825458

Are you baiting me into getting Friend's membership?

>> No.20825597

It's not a bait if it's true.

>> No.20825622

Someone posted a clip in the last thread, made me diamonds

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>Another egg lost, unfertilized

>> No.20825936

Physical exertion and having a schedule stabilizes the mind, so yes, it would unironically make you less miserable

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Found it and damn I didn't expect Friend to be so erotic.

>> No.20826761

I beg you anons, someone had a torrent link

Please, I need hagsex asmr

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Holy shit, Foobs...this is Ogayu levels of lewd ASMR...

Was thinking about it before already but...yeah, I'm gonna member her.

>> No.20827099

Some might say she has experience with lewd sounds.

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>> No.20828132

Yeah. With me.

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Holy fuck I felt that on my ear

>> No.20828841

Sending this shit to that fuck Taiga.

>> No.20828896

Was this her most recent one? Still haven't listened but I may have to move it right on up the schedule.

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>> No.20829019

I cant believe Mio leaked our sextape!

>> No.20829059

How new?

>> No.20829350

>Doesn't know Fubuki was Mio's classmate back in their college days
How new?

>> No.20829606

God I wish I had a friend

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Holy fuck I'm now a member

>> No.20829892

What the FUCK. I refuse to believe this is real. I dont even have time to ARS, i'm paying full price in real currency for this now.

>> No.20830015

Hear me out, fellow hag chads. Listen to this, while looking at this. https://files.catbox.moe/kltmxl.jpg

>> No.20830034

>they're all falling for FBK and hags in general
Lock, stock, and barrel.

>> No.20830245

These old and dusty hags, require pregnancy correction for seducing unsuspecting males like this.

>> No.20830314

Yagoo's master plan

>> No.20830360

Abe is the real puppet master in the shadows.

>> No.20830434

>Abe is making men lust over women who were supposed to be out of the reproduction pool
It all makes sense. And it's working.

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The psyops years in the making will soon be complete

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Abe you sly sonovabitch let me in!!!!!!!!

>> No.20830897

He should start working on making women lost for young men

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Behold, sex!

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>> No.20834155

Just stole a copy of this stream. Holy shit, my friend is HOT

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My indie oshi is a 36 year old hag and I love her!

>> No.20835049

She is a very cute dog. Make her the mother she is destined to be

>> No.20835213

Your indie hag is very cute. I hope you'll both have plenty of children and help fulfill her long lost dream of being a mother.

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>> No.20835767

She’s on record saying she wants kids…

>> No.20836419

I get an violent instant boner when I think about thier roomates dressed up as thier vtubers.

>> No.20836523

what is haachama if she is not cunny nor hag?

>> No.20836584

Regular girl.

>> No.20836605

isnt she around 20 still? that would be prime territory

>> No.20836639
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>tfw you will never wake up to this
It's not fair /hag/bros.
What are you waiting for then anon. It's time for some lovey dovey breeding untill the pregnancy takes.

>> No.20837406

>not cunny nor hag?

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>ywn never wake up to this
It's not fair bros.

>> No.20839188

Noel is lucky

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Shit, yeah, I forgor. Sorry, I'm retarded.

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Whenever I think about hag wombs I get an irresistible urge to breed

>> No.20845615
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Mio how come you're not a mother

Oh, I just never had kids.
It... just... didn't happen.

You're sterile, is that it?No, that's too convenient of an excuse. The truth is, nobody ever wanted to have babies with you. Isn't that it? Always the mom's maid and never the mom? Must be hard on you, knowing that the years are ticking away, your friends all getting married and all the while your uterus is slowly shriveling away, drying up, becoming totally worthless.

>> No.20845745

All these mio lewds got me acting up. Why did you do this to me /hag/? I used to think Mio was wholesome and a lovable goofball and now I just wanna BREED

>> No.20846191

>your friends all are getting married
I dont know about that..

>> No.20846830
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Don't be mean to the hags. Unless they're into it.
One does not exclude the other anon.

>> No.20847330

>Idol group
>Idols are known for their youthful and energetic acts
>Plenty of members who fit that criteria
>An old wolf woman, who spends her time singing outdated songs, playing basic games, known as the Miso soup of her group and self proclaimed boring one with no exceptional or unique talents
>The one who never really does anything intentionally sexual
>Somehow shes somewhere in the upper ranking of who people want to repeatedly breed the most
How does she do it?

>> No.20847463

Friend with benefits!
Friend with womb visiting privileges!
A breedable Friend!
Living together as friends with your Friend and raising bastard children who are shunned by the church!

>> No.20847699

im literally built like a shota irl. Do I have a chance with hags?

>> No.20847710
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>Having passionate sex with Mio!
>Mio sinking her sharp fangs into your shoulder and neck during climax!
>An embarassed Mio apologizing to you as she licks your wounds clean!
>Wearing Mio's love bites with pride!

>> No.20847728
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Fuck you.
Here, I took a pic of my wife (right) with my daughter (left) just to tell you to fuck off harder.

>> No.20847729

It's the gap. It's like when you go to a friends house and you can see the top of his mothers panties on accident. The fact she isn't trying just makes it hotter

>> No.20847815

Tax benefits with a Friend!
Civil union with a Friend!

>> No.20848002

You have a shot with Fubuki and Marine when she becomes a hag this year.

>> No.20848107

Fuck you, I was about to go to sleep and I'm so fucking hard rn

>> No.20848526
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>coyote hag is playing RingFit right now
Are you watching it /hag/?

>> No.20848885

I really like hag drawings where theyre happily interacting with their child. It hurts and makes me happy at the same time.

>> No.20848901

Has she always been this erotic????

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>> No.20849128

Which hag who isn't erotic?

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>> No.20850978

Discipline, the feeling of basic self-worth and reward for pushing through hardship and just looking good are all great for making you less miserable. Just remember that it's a springboard for bigger things and not the endgoal, or else you'll become a roidhead.

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GF. I really want to hold hands while I give her the spark towards the gift of life (and maybe reviving Taya...).

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>> No.20863855

preggers friend...

>> No.20864858

This is how all women should look like

>> No.20865232
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Since Sora is allegedly a hag, that means A-chan might also a be hag right?

>> No.20867680

Most likely

>> No.20870984


A-chan scolding me because we spent all night in mating press position and now she's late for work

>> No.20872113
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>A-chan hugging me because I gave her a massage after she slept on the floor in the office and now she's sleeping in my arms.
Fixed it for you

>> No.20874492

Consensual rape with hags

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>> No.20877506

spider hag

>> No.20878976

Japan needs its Zyzz to motivate young men.

>> No.20879381
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>ywn be the shota sandwiched between 2 sex-starved hags

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>> No.20880483

Is bodybuilding even a thing for nips? Last time I check only a tiny portion of their population cares about their bodies' aesthetic

>> No.20881097

I know that How Heavy Are the Dumbbells You Lift? got a bunch of japs into gyms but I don't know if they're still going.

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>> No.20881873

F-friend..? Does she always act like this in member ASMR?

>> No.20882106

Hit the gym, today was legs and core. Can barely walk up the stairs but it’s gonna be worth it for when I get my very own hag.

>> No.20882192

Also Pomu’s type. Sam would make an excellent milf hunter.

>> No.20883125

The main reason I don’t buy Sora and A-Chan as hags is the whole thing with A-chan tweeting out her first time drinking alcohol on her supposedly twentieth birthday. I don’t see why they’d go to all that trouble when others who have their character be a particular age will still happily be alcoholics regardless (looking at the alcoholic baby in particular here). But what the fuck do I know? A-chan is sex either way.

>> No.20883199

Anon, being a wholesome loveable goofball and needing to be bred (by me) are not mutually exclusive. The goofball side is part of the appeal anyway, she knows she doesn’t have to try to make us all list for her so she doesn’t.

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>> No.20884824

This is one of my favourite Mio fan arts. Need more like this.

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hag pits

>> No.20886721

I'm in dire need of wholesome pictures of smiling hags /hag/bros. Give me your best.

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Forgot to post mine.

>> No.20886887

I wish it was that easy anon, seems to work for other folk but I dropped 70kg of fat, became the healthiest i've ever been and then attempted suicide and haven't worked in over 2 years now

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Have one of my wife

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Mio is very wholesome!

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>> No.20887964

Ogayu isn't a hag.

>> No.20888015

every fucking time, okayu isn't a hag you dingus

>> No.20888055

She's hag at heart.

>> No.20888202

You're a fag at heart.

>> No.20888298

nigga just be patient, she's already surrounded by hags so she'll make a fine one when the time comes

>> No.20888424

Bogan-Chan got sick yesterday and now she's super genki, that's it she's pregnant finally after all those asedaku koubi... I'm so proud of myself and my superior seed

>> No.20888648 [SPOILER] 
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Sex the friend

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How about this?

>> No.20888984

Don't worry Nina, I'll help you with repopulating your homeland after the war.

>> No.20889047

God I want bastards now. Thanks

>> No.20889120

What do you mean? Those are my wives.

>> No.20889294

Sauce? That's a great teaser

>> No.20889432

This artist draws real good tease, so much better than just normal porn or naked chuuba

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Very cute hags,thanks /hag/chads/

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>> No.20891578

The average urban normalfag jap fell for the pretty boy meme

>> No.20892342

Kujira pasta is a true hero of our time.

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Jesus christ it's a lion, get in the car!

>> No.20893298
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What if your hag starts acting like this

>> No.20893385

Pregnancy correction is needed

>> No.20893410

Marriage and impregnation

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Why would I ever look at another woman if I got a hag of my own. Also, fuck the crazy out of her

>> No.20893863

Stealing one of her rings so I can get it measured and have our wedding rings made.

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No need to fear the lion, just give her headpats.

>> No.20895858

Dont forget about the daily 10hours mating sessions

>> No.20897226

sign me up

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soon (tm)

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dragon hagon

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>> No.20900749

It's time.

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>> No.20903085

Clown sex?

>> No.20903218

honk honk.

>> No.20903363

I wanna blast confetti all over that wig.

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Honk the polkas

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>> No.20905926

what's the appeal of polka?

>> No.20906142

Don't worry, Polka. If you are in front of me I literally can't see anything else anyway.

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>> No.20907558

>touch her boobs
>honking noises

>> No.20908137

>lift up her skirt
>paper snakes fly out

>> No.20908340

Marriage, impregnation and staying loyal of course. If you seriously consider cheating your genitals deserve the balloon animal treatment they will receive.

>> No.20908465

What about a consensual Harem ?

>> No.20908500

Fucking cringe, you think a hag would want to share her partner after waiting for so long?

>> No.20908694

A happy polygamous marriage in which all are equals might be acceptable, if you can provide enough seed and money for a family.

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>> No.20909439

mama more like MOMMY

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Do you always have the thought of how you will raise your result of mixing the seed of your hag with yours?

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I love the idea of raising our child together. I know her motherly instincts will hit overdrive and she will become too powerful and even more erotic

>> No.20910060

>Anal beads is a never ending daisy chain of handkerchief's

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all the time.

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>> No.20917026

big sniff

>> No.20917123


I will always have seed for hags

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>> No.20919436

Thank you, anon

>> No.20920320

Raising a happy family with hags

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>> No.20920951

How many kids

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>> No.20921255

>He tagged mio in the twitter post

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Paypigs please post them here thanks friend

>> No.20921496

Can I beg here for Mio's Howling from the concert

>> No.20921996

Lets wait until some piratebro update it

>> No.20922155

https://mogu dot holopirates dot moe/view/64

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Wow I thought that site was taken down?

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>> No.20926615

As much as possible

>> No.20929232

There was a full version of this but I can't remember where it was.

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>> No.20930933

Thanks, I'm blind as fuck

>> No.20934990


I love this shotacon hag

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>> No.20942843

Chances of ID3 being hags?

>> No.20943001

translate it weebs

>> No.20943804

Might be either Kaela or Zeta since no hag would take Kobo as their avatar but I hope it's Zeta since we don't have any gray hag yet

>> No.20943910

*Gray hag in Holo

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>> No.20945901

Shit I'm retarded just forget my whole post then

>> No.20945993

well technically white isn't gray

>> No.20947469

>woke up
>hag is next to you
Wat do

>> No.20947560

wake up

>> No.20947576

Hug her.

>> No.20947699

give her a gentle kiss and scratch behind her ear to wake her up for breakfast.

>> No.20948081

Cook some breakfast first then wake her up gently with a sweet whisper to her ears. After that we will have a breakfast together while we talk how amazing last night was and what will we do for today

>> No.20948414

What would you cook for breakfast anon?

>> No.20949139

Just something light and easy like egg-based dishes (souffle, omurice, sunny side-up, omelette, etc.), salad or sauteed veggies and either toast or rice in case it doesn't have any carbs yet

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What do?

>> No.20952808

Touch the fluffy tail.

>> No.20953718

Non-stop edging and orgasm denial while at the same time whisper sweet nothings to her. When Friend cannot hold it up anymore, I will open her binding and walk away slowly

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Is it okay to spank hags?

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>> No.20955618

Its predecessor was.

>> No.20956232

I wrote this post.

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How can you not when she's asking for it.

>> No.20957810

>Only in bed.

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They'd love it

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>> No.20961962

They love anything that makes them feel young again

>> No.20962008

if they have fat asses they are literally asking for it

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Sniff inside friend's boots

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Any hagbros apply for HomostarsEn? I doubt ill make the cut but im holding on to a bit of hope

>> No.20962664

I have 0 experience on streaming, and I'm ESL, I'm fucked.

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Why does the board move quite fast today?

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I want to have sex with a bird


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>> No.20966383

She'd love it if you slapped her bum randomly.

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I'm not 100% sure, but they may be using their bodies and feminine wiles to seduce younger boys and girls. It sounds sensible to spank them periodically to prevent any seducing.

>> No.20969519

Koyori makes me horny.

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Yes, make sure you tie her up properly in case she scratches or bites you.

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I did, pretty sure I won't make it but hey, you miss all the shots you don't take. Hopefully my JP reps could pull me through.

>> No.20970466

But coyotes are dangerous!

>> No.20971049

Drowning Koyori's womb with my seed is worth all the bite and scratch marks I'll get.

>> No.20973271

But women get even more ferocious during pregnancy!

>> No.20973580

I hope the doctor believes when I tell him that all those scars are love marks.

>> No.20973746

>going to the doctor

>> No.20974255

The light halo effect around that ass, AMEN

>> No.20975996

Worth it

>> No.20976537

How is this hag stuff determined? Marine is supposed to be a 17 year old character but she is being called a soon to be hag. I question using the age of the woman behind the curtain because she is more often than not anonymous.

>> No.20977250

Go back, you're not watching a scripted anime character but a streamer.

>> No.20978227

All chubas are like 20ish in their lore, save for the elves.

>> No.20978477

Not if you do your reps

>> No.20978664

Women just can't resist sharing their whole life on the internet.

>> No.20978935

hag love

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I don't suppose you have a title for that membership stream, do you? Not because I want to pirate it or anything, b-baka.

>> No.20979574

It's not like the homos have good opsec either.

>> No.20979840

>https://mogu dot holopirates dot moe/view/64
I'm well-aware that beggars can't be choosers, but this has only a single page of listing. Are there no other sites for poorfags looking for paid voicebacks from Holo/Niji? Or have all the other ones been taken down at this point?

>> No.20980770

They usually get uploaded on mogu. If not go to the torrent thread, join the dicksword and enter the matrix server

>> No.20981646

There's a thread on /vt/ for those?

>> No.20981965

There's a vtuber general on the Torrents board

>> No.20982287

I thought these threads were dead been looking forever. Hag love!

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Since I saw that image yesterday, I keep imagining Lui dressed like that and approaching me, saying that her stream is over and she's all mine. She sits on my crotch, puts her arms on my shoulders, and starts kissing me, while she presses her breasts to my chest. Suddenly, I get an erection, and Lui giggles. She stands up, and removes her skirt, letting me see her pantyhose, while also wearing some cute tied up panties. Then Lui asks me to help her remove her bra. While removing it, you touch her soft back, and when she turns into you, a nice pair of large breasts are cuddling you upon your face. You start fondling them, and playing with her nipples, while she's feeling hotter, and does a little moan that turns you even more up. Without hesitation, you untie her panties, make a hole on her pantyhose, and start having sex, while you hold both her hands. Lui turns her target eyes on, and you can say, that both have reached their climax. You ask her if it's ok to cum inside her, and Lui responds: 私はあなたがそれを言うのを待っていました. You immediately start to release all your seed inside her, and both get tired of doing it. After that, all exhausted, both cuddle together. Before you fell asleep, Lui gives you a kiss on your lips, and smiles; because you gave her the best moment (and maybe gift) of her life.

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>You're bumping uglies with Mr. Koro.
>It's been 12 hours now, this hag fucks like she games.
>It's an endurance sport to her.
>Your ass and back are numb now.
>Your "yubi" is looking more like an actual yubi at this point.
>There's nothing left of you, you've coomed it all out, but she's still grinding away.
>She screams as she slaps your chest to wake you up.
>"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and weak."
>nottu undastand.
>You somehow squeeze another tiddly-wink of cum out.
>You can't even fucking tell anymore, your entire taint has gone numb too.
>She stops, and gives you a determined look,

>> No.20984969

This is what every anon should want to give to his oshi

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It's not a clown car, 2 or 3 are enough. Maybe try for 4 to end up with 2 boys and 2 girls, assuming the eggs haven't gone bad.

>> No.20985352

I'd like to have 5 or 6. Obviously I would live miles away from the city so we have plenty of space

>> No.20986742

What if they have litters? You might not have the option of 2 or 3.

>> No.20986774

>what if they had liters
Oh god yes

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Bend over, anon

>> No.20987570

>Wolves have 4-6 cubs at a time
>Foxes have 3-6 cubs
Oh god imagine when your wife-hag pushes out your firstborn daughter and you start ooohing and aaahing and she's like "no hold on there's more coming" and pushes out 5 more kids

>> No.20988029

Solution: Put the extras up for adoption.

Hey! I was kidding! Honest! Separating the wolf pack like that would be despicable.

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I'm fucking jealous. Both of her and the boys.

>> No.20988286

Apparently the average size of a wolf pack is 6 but a pack can range from 2 to 36. That means Mio and her husband is a minimum sized wolf pack while including 34 kids would be a max sized pack.

>> No.20988570

A wolf's gestation peroid is only 72 days so you could feasibly get 3 litters a year out of Mio, up to 18 cubs a year, so only 2 years for maximum pack size

>> No.20989095

The pack mentality is the main reason why I say wolf girls are objectively the best waifus for having a family with.

>> No.20989231

I want to have kids so fucking bad

>> No.20989683

I'll impregnate you anon don't worry

>> No.20990282

I want to be Mio's househusband so bad

>> No.20991439

Dude, I already planned to have 2-3 kids, with at least a girl...

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>> No.20992432

It's over, hagbros...

>> No.20992530

What's this image trying to convey

>> No.20992541

We will be gone but hags are eternal!

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God I can't wait.
"It's not a clown car Anon". Scorn.

>> No.20992854

>its not a clown car, anon.
What about Polka?

>> No.20992919

Its gonna be a circus tent when im done with her

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