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Post your oshis being oishi!

>> No.20717241
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Delicious treerat

>> No.20718264

>>20717241
which part tastes the best?

>> No.20719058

>>20718264
The butt

>> No.20719813
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>Kiara announced a special cooking stream
>Says it'll be a mouthwatering spectacle
>Stream starts, everyone in chat already guessing what she's making
>Meme akasupas flooding in per usual
>Kiara reveals today's dish; Herself
>Everyone thought it was a funny flirtatious joke
>Chat starts freaking out when a bunch of masked figures in KFP cosplay enters the room
>They all tie Kiara on the table and undress her
>Chat assumed this was a freaky rape roleplay being streamed on YouTube
>One of them takes out a knife and begin slicing off Kiara's tits
>Chat is in full horror
>Akasupas still coming in, it is now red room donations
>The KFP handlers slowly take cuts and chunks off Kiara's torso, limbs, and ass
>Kiara screaming in pain and then gurgling on her saliva and blood
>A KFP buries his knife down Kiara's ribs, down to her waist
>Everyone starts ripping off her entrails and innards
>Another group of KFPs walk in
>Preparing the oils, 11 secret herbs and spices, and flour
>Kiara at her dying breath reassures chat that the highest donator will get to eat her fried flesh
>A KFP slaughters Kiara and gently sever her head from her body
>She gives one final wink to the camera before the stream gets cut off
>Taking Kiara's tits out of the oven
>The smell of chicken and herbs fill the kitchen
>You lay the tray down on the table
>Picking up the knife, you slide its tip on her nipple
>The roasted brown skin is glistening in oil
>Its texture crispy and semi-dry
>Thwacking the breast from the side, it barely jiggles. The breast fat lost its moisture and hardened
>Picking up a fork, you start cutting a piece off
>Steam puffs from the incision, the oil interior dripping out
>You take a small cut and eat it
>Chewy, soft, spongy, with scents of parsley and thyme
>The fat melts in your mouth with the crispy skin around it giving flavor

>> No.20720132

>>20719813
Sanest KFP employees

>> No.20721133

anyone got any suggestions for recipes?

>> No.20722042

>>20721133
I wonder if Choco tastes like chocolate

>> No.20722207

>>20722042
which one? how would you prepare the meal? what seasoning?

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>>20722207
Since she's a succubus I assume her flesh would be very soft and silky. But it's like fugu. Instead of poison, her interstitial fluids have a high concentration of estrogen like that burger king patty

>> No.20723487

>>20723149
so it would be umami. i like it. how would you cook it? what pieces besides the obvious would you be most excited to eat? i wonder what her tail and wings would taste like. might not be as good as her assets, but might be interesting regardless. what would you season it with? what sides would you use? make it a whole meal if you can.

>> No.20724325

>>20723487
Probably the areas with the least intense physical activity
Tummy, glutes, shoulders

>> No.20724380
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https://youtu.be/NTJWd94vEVM
AwA is live!

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here's my oshi being delicious, I could eat any part of her body!!

>> No.20724759

>>20724380
>calls the killer spider a friend
>squees when abusing it
Sasuga

>> No.20726063

>>20724380
I love her 'nyan nyan nyan'

>> No.20727765

bump

>> No.20728851

bump again, btw, how are you guys enjoying the stream so far?

>> No.20730065

>>20728851
I like that she's a dork and exploring comments on the environment

>> No.20730101

>>20730065
Meant to say 'explores and comments'

>> No.20731395

>>20724418
sus

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oishi

>> No.20733228

>>20733007
CYUTE!!!

>> No.20735047

bump

>> No.20735233

>>20724380
rate?

>> No.20735460

>>20735233
Lots of nyan nyan as always
8/10

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>> No.20738288

bump

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>> No.20739400

Weird. We usually have posters in the double digits
What happened lately?

>> No.20739708

>>20739400
idk. maybe it was akira saying she would retire from life, causing some to think she was graduating or something?

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>>20739400
The same thing that is happening everywhere: Elden Ring.

>> No.20740693

>>20739719
lol, that makes sense actually. i've also noticed a decrease in activity everywhere except /v/, where we get constant elden ring threads, especially about ranni. i guess the fact that the dev from fromsoftware is a mascocist/gurochad means there might be a lot of overlap between /meat/ and fromsoftware games. how long do you think it will take before things go back to normal

>> No.20741048

>>20740693
The three main girls are one who is a zombie, one who self immolates in the progress of the story, and one whose flesh is completely rotted away while she still lives. It's an extremely /meat/ core game. I have no idea how long it lasts, I've put 250 hours in and that seems to be the low end of the real gamers commitment to it. Strange we haven't seen a /meat/ vtuber play it yet, although most of them do seem to not be amazing at action games.

>> No.20741455

>>20739719
>Elden Ring halved activities on multiple boards
Big if tru

>> No.20741817

>>20741048
ya, but you do know the guy behind all of those games made everything so difficult because he wanted it to happen to him, right? darksouls is basically another case of "the developer's thinly veiled fetish". it is perfect for a /meat/ chuuba, if only they were willing to try it. imagine an endurance stream where every time they died, they got harapanned, or something like that? would be absolutely kino. would you prefer seeing them constantly fail, or slowly get better to the point where they actually become competent, and who would you like to see do it the most? i would love to see akira do it, but as you said, she doesn't seem all that good at action games. is gumi better? i can't see her past streams because idk how to use twitch, and she doesn't seem to update her youtube much. i take it none of you guys want to become a /here/ /meat/ vtuber and show us all your skills, right?

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>> No.20744182

>>20743047
Tfw Akira is making a hanging ASMR

>> No.20744793

Remember to ask for their consent before killing and eating a chuuba.

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>>20744793
She asked for it

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>>20744793
No, the meat is tenderized by cruelty.

>> No.20747628

I want to snuggle Akira so much!

>> No.20749731

bump

>> No.20749846
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Slapping Aqua everytime she cannot communicate!

>> No.20750166

>>20749846
Accidentally killing and eating Luna instead of Rushia.

>> No.20751727
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>Rushia tries to sneak her way into HoloFes
>Gets captured by security
>Thrown backstage in front of the other girls
>They are all disgusted to see the traitor in their presence
>Korone proposed punishing her on stage
>Everyone agrees
>The crowd was cheering wild when the entire cast went on stage
>They reveal Rushia tied up and stripped naked
>The cheers quickly died
>Confusion and fear in the air
>Fubuki reassures everyone this is part of their show, a requiem to the traitor that tried to ruin Cover
>With that she kicks Rushia in the gut with all her might
>The necromancer fell to the floor, gagging and coughing
>Stealth fandeads in the crowd covered their mouths trying to hide the fear
>Noel gave Rushia a roundhouse kick to the head
>Pekora slaps her
>Aqua chokes her and slams her against the stage wall
>Flare was the angriest, lifting Rushia by the throat and rams her head against the steel scaffolding
>Surely, the crowd cheers on
>One by one more and more among the audience enthusiastically demanded more
>Online, the viewers watching the streams were posting clips on /vt/ and twitter
>Everyone is practically cheering
>Even the fandeads
>After Luna pulls out her shoe from Rushia's throat, Fubuki announces that they will ravage Rushia right here
>Towa brings a cart on stage
>Knives, blades, scissors, hedge trimmer, a saw, and plenty more
>Flare did the honors by stabbing Rushia in the torso, ripping her tummy apart
>Her guts start slipping out and sloppily splat over the stage
>The crowd goes wild
>Every Hololive takes a blade
>Even the ID and EN girls who never had any grudges against her
>Like piranhas, they all took a chunk of flesh out of her
>Holes in her arms, chest, her eyeball, nose, tongue
>An hour passed
>All that remains on stage is a cadaver riddled with carved out wounds
>After the event was over, the chunks of Rushia's flesh and organs were up for sale at the food booth
>It sold out immediately
>Legends say that her ovaries and uterus were preserved in formalin and put up for auction on Yahoo JP

>> No.20752435

https://files.catbox.moe/122lnf.jpg
Tfw ywn have a jar of Rushia's preserved womb on your table for good luck

>> No.20752492
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I want to mate with Gura so bad. Grabbing and lifting her small body. Putting her down to bed. I will gently take her clothes off and massage her chest and tummy. Taking off her lingerie and taking a deep whiff of her fish pheromones! I will kiss her deep and assert my dominance by wrestling her tongue in its place! Sliding a finger into her slicky wet cunny and masturbate her, listening to her cute moans! I want to grab her tender soft vulva, rub my fingers on it, and squeeze them! Then using the sharpest blade she have, slowly make an incision, before cutting her vulva off, dripping her juices from the labia! I want to squeeze her soft budding tits, pulling her nipple, and slicing her chest meat off until her flesh is exposed! Slowly burying the knife into her tummy and making an incision down to her waist. Pulling her skin off and spilling her guts out! Gura's adorable little intestines and liver. Gently rubbing my hands inside her body, feeling the warmth of her liver and stomach. I want to take Gura's womb out, and kiss it. Cuddle it. Giving it lots of love! I love Gura so much.

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Foober burger

>> No.20752845
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Nice

>> No.20754344

>>20719813
>it just tastes like chicken

>> No.20755625

>>20752845
Rosebuds...

>> No.20756770

>>20752492
does anyone have the new greentext with the gura clone?

>> No.20758729

you guys still here?

>> No.20759844
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>>20758729
No.

>> No.20759992

>>20746419
That's fucking raw. I can hear her talking

>> No.20760095

>>20759844
you better get back here at once, or you'll get spanked with a bat, too.

>> No.20760308

>>20744182
Do you think it's just the audio of her hanging herself or did she record it with the new 3D model?

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>> No.20763832

bump

>> No.20765999

anyone want to talk about the world building thread?

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Chaama beef!

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>> No.20775025

bump

>> No.20778723

bump

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>> No.20787243

bump

>> No.20787644

Which /meat/ chuuba are streaming tomorrow morning?

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>>20788377
so, /meat/?

>> No.20788697

>>20787644
i found this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZHbF_o1vPk
not sure if there are others though.

>> No.20790135

bump

>> No.20790945

>>20751727
God I wish this is real

>> No.20793867

bump

>> No.20794002
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Delicious blubber

>> No.20796599

bump

>> No.20797387

>>20788607
Well, if they formally declare friendly diplomacy with we'll have to switch to trade instead of raid

>> No.20798270

>>20797387
we have multiple ways of acquiring sacrifices, but i figure raids would be most ideal from a religious stance. maybe we should discuss this a bit at some point.

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>> No.20800774

bump

>> No.20802483

i'm going to bed soon. stay safe /meat/. hopefully this thread will still exist tomorrow.

>> No.20805588

>>20802483
Gnight

>> No.20808624 [SPOILER] 
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/meat/heads imagine receiving a package of Lamy on your doorstep, what would you do with her sweet alcoholic elf's body?

>> No.20809406

Morning /meat/bros

>> No.20810960

>>20808624
Kobe!

>> No.20811324

>>20808624
Would have a sake aftertaste, so yeah, would totally love eating her chest and liver. Would have to suck the milk out of her first.

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>we're back to double digit posters
Yay!

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>>20721941
Well fuck you

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>> No.20815563

>>20788697
Interesting.

>> No.20815591

>>20788697
>Entire AwA family doing gag batsu
Yooooooo!!

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https://twitter.com/awa7ch/status/1506237092770500608
>collab postponed to next week
Mama noo!

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>>20819882
Terrible.

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No stream
Time to vent out my disappointment by punching Rushia

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