/vt/ confession thread

[Anonymous No.]

Confess your sins to pope gura XII and all shall be forgiven

[Anonymous No.]

i bought holofes ticket

[Anonymous No.]

>>20664309
Im fapping on vtubers, that i dont watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20664309
I don’t really care about holofest

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>>20664340
I too do the same sin

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>>20664309
I actually thought Kiara was the best performer from day 2 and was the best non jp performer on stage. But deep down, I kind of wanted Ina to take that title. I am not disappointed, just a little jealous

[Anonymous No.]

I fuck every anon's mom while they watch holofes

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>>20664309
I hate that everyone is weaker than me

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The last episode of 86 was so good I completely forgot everything about the Holofes

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>>20664309
when i make artia/coco bait threads i intentionally modify my my word choice and sentence structure slightly. just enough to make people question if i'm an esl or not, but not enough to make it clearly obvious
i then claim to be american, i'm an american falseflagging as a chink falseflagging as an american

[Anonymous No.]

I had to do foreskin stretches and almost lost my dick to Gura because the first time my skin peeled back it got stuck behind the ridge and cut off bloodflow. My shit also goes off to the left and has a weak/narrow base because I used to masturbate through my pocket all the time in class/church. I still fap to Gura.

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>>20666911

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>>20664309
I just found out that Gura has a members only ASMR-stream, so I dug around nyaa and found the vod. I bust a good load then decided that I would get a membership if it means early access to shit like this.

[Anonymous No.]

I fapped to gura three times today

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>>20666911
kys

[Anonymous No.]

Shitposting (You)r oshi is my way of showing love and hoping (You) defend her

[Anonymous No.]

I have become racist after seeing ESLfags shit up both this board and youtube. I hate all third world countries and am on the road to hating america

[Anonymous No.]

This seems like a good place to ask, when is a good time to wash your onahole? I've been using it a few times a day for like, a few weeks or so and its handy to not need lube anymore but im worried about germs

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>>20670188
every day you retard

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>>20664309
I used to like Ame, but now her streams are boring shit ;~;

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>>20670303
how could you possibly wash it every day

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>>20670387
dont complain when you get a urinary tract infection

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>>20670188
/jp/ has an onahole thread btw

You're supposed to clean it after every use what the hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>20666911

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>>20664309
I hate myth
I love councilrys

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>>20670387
you are beyond saving mate if you can't even wash your onahole after every use.
Your oshi would probably disgusted by you.
Apply yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

I didnt really like holofes seems like shit but i pretend to hype it up to fuck with nijiniggers

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Sometimes I wish I had gone with Nijisanji first when I first started stumbling upon vtuber clips and got to ignore Holo and all it's idolshit.
Love Holostars but avoiding anything idol-related was a big rule I had that helped avoid a ton of shit and after all this time a part of me regrets not having followed that with vtubers too.

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone around me thinks that I'm strong-anon because I work out in my home gym, but deep inside I know I'm weak.
I know I started with just the bar, but I can't be proud of an 75kg squat or a 50kg bench.

[Anonymous No.]

I resent Hololive because their fans keep spamming /vt/ and making it impossible to talk about smaller vtubers without having to bump the thread every 20 minutes. I haven't watched a holo in about a month.

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Sometimes I wish I had gone with Nijisanji first when I first started stumbling upon vtuber clips and got to ignore Holo and all it's idolshit and, well, shit in general.
Love Holostars but avoiding anything idol-related was a big rule I had that helped avoid a ton of shit and after all this time a part of me regrets not having followed that with vtubers too and while Nijisanji isn't "clean" either, ignoring Holo would have already saved me a lot of troule and bullshit I wouldn't have had to stand otherwise.

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>>20664309
In the past few days, I couldn't stop myself from fantasizing about Laplus' body. She's not even my oshi but I have the massive urge to fuck her so bad. All of this started because I saw some clips and watched one of her streams out of boredom.

This isn't the first time this happened. It all started with Matsuri, then Suisei, and now Laplus.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't watch vtubers. Most of them are faggots or yuri pander. I just like the porn.

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>>20664309
i watched a pirate restream of holofes 3 even though i genuinely enjoyed the show and would pay for that if i could

[Anonymous No.]

I hate Watame's voice

[Anonymous No.]

One of you fucktards ruined the vtuber general on /jp/ because you seethe so much about Kizuna Ai

[Anonymous No.]

Last week my oshi got doxxed and I saw multiple pics of her with her bf.
Now I know how the rushiacucks felt.

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>>20676571
>>20676617
unironiccally kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>20676701
who

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>>20676701
Shit mate, what's next?
Who?

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>>20664309
I'm a graphic designer for promotional print (mostly fliers and banners) and I think I made a mistake on the final proof of my last job for a major client in JapanLuckily, I don't think anyone's noticed yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>20676701
Who and can you send

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>>20676796
Dont worry anon, your secret is safe here

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>>20676796
so YOU were the one who depersoned the wrong baby!

[Anonymous No.]

after fubuki's hastily spat out "I wish rushia was here" I trust her even less than before. I didn't think that was possible

[Anonymous No.]

Mori's model is total SEX.
But I don't like her voice or personality.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a confession. I made this thread in the hopes that somebody would spill rrats on my oshi and satisfy my neurotic paranoia.

[Anonymous No.]

I like Pippa, but I also post her alt account constantly just to piss off her shitty fanbase.

[Anonymous No.]

All I want to do these days is listen to asmr and/or masturbate to try and trick my brain into thinking I'm not really feeling the loneliness at the moment.

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I am sexually attracted to only prudish or nonsexual vtubers. Anyone who is squeaky clean, I just want to show them my filth. Think girls like Pikamee or Girl_DM. I want to do things to them that would make them have to sit down and think for a long time.

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>>20664309
This concert made me reach gosling levels I never thought were possible.
Imma also go on a schizo rant and say my schizo brain actually felt envious of the hologirls, because someday I want to make people smile like that, but I just feel like it won’t be possible for me.

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>>20664309
I only fap to blacked Kiara, Gura and Mori porn.

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I had a twitter for years, but was never active on it besides liking/retweeting anime/vidya/vtuber fanart since with big name chuubas replying to them seemed like a waste of time. The only tweets/replies I ever made were when I occasionally responded to some small corpos I watched & occasional tweets to my at-the-time-oshi during membership streams when she was asking for them.
I started watching another small corpo who I ended up liking a lot to the point I respond to multiple tweets of hers every day. I know she checks the twitter profiles of her fans, so I feel really awkward that she can see that I averaged less than 1 tweet/month over the course of 2021 and now I am active on it and it's 90% just to interact with her.

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>>20681192
I'm planning on becoming a vtuber just because it seems fun & I want to make people happy. Chances are I'll never make it to even 10 ccv though which makes me sad.

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>>20681371
Don't worry, she probably just thinks that you're a creep

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>>20681526
Realistically, she probably doesn't think about me at all.

[Anonymous No.]

When i skate i listen to moan comps

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>>20681475
Then I’ll support you, anon. Really considering the 2view pill after this concert. Remember that Sora only had a 13 ccv when she started.

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>>20680927
>Amano "Comic LO is my bible" Pikamee
>squeaky clean

[Anonymous No.]

>>20681192
>schizo
you misspelled faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20680036
Have fun developing anhedonia.

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>>20683368
Well she doesn't sexualize herself during her streams I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

I have devised an intricate plot to allow me to at least form a business relationship with my indie oshi.
And I am going to act on it.

[Anonymous No.]

POMU IS CUTE!
THERES MY CONFESSION POPE GURA XII

[Anonymous No.]

>>20684005
Whats your plan anon?

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>>20666911
You are the NEET version of Revolver Ocelot, congratulations

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>>20675404
Sounds like great motivation to keep going.
Although keep in mind if you already look good women don't care how much you bench they just want you to look good while also doing fun things with them (as in not being a prude in choosing where to eat). Your only going to impress other men with PBs and thats ok

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>>20684356
As a former deadbeat and now a KFPomudachi, based.

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>>20684425
She does art and voice commissions.
I'm first going to become a frequent art customer, around one piece a month. I'll justify it by saying I like to keep my profile picture fresh.
Eventually, like 9 months, I will ask her if she can voice the female for my crappy vocaloid covers (I have to get better at singing). I plan to make 3D rendered MVs for them.
She'll then gain an interest in my 3D skill and ask me if I can do something for her. And I won't ask for money, I'll ask for a favor in return, like a special illustration.
This is totally going to work and I am not schizoid.

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>>20664309
I watched the whole Holofes both day 1 and 2
t.rosebud

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>>20675404
I feel the same way anon. I was super skinnyfat & started benching right around 40kg. After 2 years I'm way more muscular and lean, but can only actually rep about 65kg on the bench because I hurt myself a few times trying to lift too much. I am terrified of pushing myself too much without a spotter so I'll usually sit on the same weight for 1-2 months and then push it up another 5lbs.

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>>20664309
I enjoy Stranger of Paradise more than Shitty Ring

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>>20685639
Hope it works anon;)

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I watch vtubers mostly to fill the long empty days in my life. I was watching other things on YT before discovering tubers and I'll probably do the same after I stop watching them. I like them, but I just can't love them, I don't even have a oshi. I envy the people who can use their oshi as motivation or feel pure happens every time she's live (I watch both, corpo and indies). I just don't have drive nor motivation to do anything.

[Anonymous No.]

I got bored of vtubers a long tome ago i just go here to pretend to be a holo brony or a nijinigger to make fun of you nerds

[Anonymous No.]

I don't really like Suisei's singing voice. Good songs, but meh.

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>>20687064
*that same anon*
For example. At this moment I have 3 pairs on tinder, two of them looks great, but I just don't care enough to write to them; at the same I miss times when I had a GF. It's just too tiresome and in my year+ of using that app every time that I tried, started talk and eventually meet someone it was a waste of time, effort and money. Also, I didn't have any proper interactions with humans, beside small, forced talk, for 3+ years, so at this point I don't even know how to talk to people online. I'll probably wait a few days, and then remove them with the excuse that it's too late and go back to watching meaningless YT videos. As I did many times before. Going outside helps dick all, and im living in nowheresville.

>>20683690
After checking in google it sounds familiar and i don't even jack off so often

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>>20664309
I'm too much of a coward to torrent holofes so I'm waiting for someone to drop the mega link or something because I'm a newfag that doesn't know where to find it myself.

[Anonymous No.]

I got the vaxx so EN/ID could go to Japan.

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>>20687064
Don't envy us brother, it has it perks, but getting too invested in an oshi is a quick path to misery. They all inevitably leave in the end, or have some drama that makes them not your oshi anymore. It's pain.

[Anonymous No.]

The only way to atone is to forfeit your foreskin.

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>>20688173
What the fuck do you think torrent is? holy shit, children on this board.

[Anonymous No.]

I realized I care more about my oshi than my parents. They flew across the country to visit for my birthday weekend & I went home early one day because it was one of my oshi's last few streams before a hiatus & I'd rather catch it then spend time with them.

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>>20664309
I actually like vtubers.

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>>20664309
I intentionally bait anti-Vshojo schizos. I can't help it. I need to constantly reaffirm my love for America by defending its honor against the horde of weeb traitors.

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>>20689396
I'll take a mix of happiness and misery over a nothing, a void. I see anons doing JP reps, fit reps, art reps, creating a lot of different OC thanks to their investment in oshi and I see myself who in last year tried one, piss simple 3D project for some indie, that was dropped after 2 hours of work and never opened again

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>>20692132
As somebody who has done more OC for their oshi than probably any other fan I can say it's a good feeling when something you make eventually does get noticed. But it's sould crushing when the other 95% of the things you put your blood sweat and tears into that doesn't get noticed, even by anons.

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>>20692132
I spent two years learning jap. Doing my reps everyday, rewinding archives to make sure I caught every word. Even today I still have to look things like 取っ手
You think not doing anything is void? My personality has become learning jap. I talk to around 1.5 people a day outside of work, and they're blood relatives.
And all it achieved was making non-japanese think I'm clever. My oshi still said that she can recognize my marshmallows because something feels out of place. She never complimented me, she'll compliment the guy who says genki desu ka.

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>>20664340
whore
i only fap to my oshi

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>>20692689
>>20693474
I can't even put myself to work to produce any sweet and blood. Especially work that requires anything more than the minimum. I can work hard when I no other option, but any reps or self improvement is out of my reach. I finished IT unit and I ended helping on small construction sites from time to time, just to have enough money to survive. I have a lot of time but it wasted without any drive to do more than mindlessly listening to YT. At this point, even catching to VOD/clip backlog seems like chore to me.

[Anonymous No.]

I masturbate to 3D footjobs

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>>20681191
Based kike.

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>>20688145
How do you even start talking to matched people?
In my whole long life I never made a single friend/e-golf online. Even in IRL life I never got a friend that wasn't from my class or a mutual friend.
Every time I try it sound like interrogation where I got single word responses and I need to carry the conversation

[Anonymous No.]

I routinely containment break out onto /tg/ for no other reason than to cause conflict.

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I my drop my oshi that I have seen since day one

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Part of why I watch vtubers is just because I think the shitflinging is hilarious. I also pretend to hate nijisanji even though I watch them, too. In my defense, their fanbase is insufferable and deserve it.

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i think coco's commentary was much worse than the plebbit memes themselves

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>>20680036
Same, I find vtuber ASMR mildly sexual for some reason. I guess this is it lads, my downfall to liking irl women again.

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I have fantasies about Fauna being my daughter and her coming home on holidays to tell us about show great hololive is going for her. No sex, or anything. I daydream about fauna being my daughter and it’s the only chuuba fantasy I’ve ever had.

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>>20707614
I fantasize about fucking this guy's daughter.

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>>20670188
No less than 4 hours after using it.
I personally stopped using my onahole because it's so much prep and cleanup work. Much easier to just jerk off in the shower like a normal person.

[Anonymous No.]

I have 2 currently active memberships. I seldom watch either of them anymore due to lack of time, but I want to continue supporting them.

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>>20664309

I once fell asleep during a NiijiEN Getting Over It Collab with Elira, Pomu, Petra, and some of the dudes when they were all talking about Disney movies. I dreamt that I was at work and they were all my co-workers. I kept trying to add to the conversation, but when I would open my mouth to speak no sound came out, as all the audio of the dream was coming from my headphones/the collab.

[Anonymous No.]

I've googled "futanari vtubers" a few times in the past and I've seriously thought about buying the futa vtuber onahole I saw on otona
are there any good futas out there anyway

[Anonymous No.]

I jerked off to holofes and came when my oshi started singing.

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>>20682721
Your board is unmarked you larping faggot. Learn how to do tricks first if you want to brag about skating online.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20683368
let's be honest, who doesn't have comic LO as their bible
mentally ill people, that's who
cunny for life

[Anonymous No.]

Cbuubas I have jacked off to:
Haachama
Marine
Gura
Rushia (latest addition, might as well you know)

Please absorb my sin!

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>>20664309
I cannot decide between Nene and Luna.

[Anonymous No.]

I break into Gura's house, tickle her until she wets herself, and take her wet panties as a trophy.

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>>20670188
Someone scree capped this btw

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>>20718489
Who doesn't?

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>>20664309
Every single vtuber trying to read my name pronounces it differently and ask if they pronounced it correctly. I always say yes.

[Anonymous No.]

I defend and white knight Mori.
However, I have never listened to a single song of hers

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>>20670188
Before and after. Soak it up before using with warm water and wash it thoroughly after use.

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>>20720986
based

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>>20664309
I think holoclippers are ridiculous for titling clips in unicode.
Why do they do it? I remember when they did it just for yabai words, but now it's the whole fucking title even for tame clips.

[Anonymous No.]

I genuinely want a romantic relationship with my oshi even though I'm not nearly crazy enough to believe I'll ever have one, which makes it hurt that much more

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I was gonna be dating during 3rd fes

>Turns out bitch just wants me there to bounce ideas while she shop for a new curtain
>kthxbye out of there
>Got back just in time to buy the tickets, but the fucking website refuse to take my money until the shows half over

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have gay kissy sex with a teamate and a hooman at the same time.

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>>20697880
Sounds like depression. You should see a doc.

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>>20664309
I want Gura to be my wingman and help set me up with Marine behind the scenes when I get into Holostars EN.

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>>20728151
NTA but
>see a doc
>he gives you anti-depressants
>nothing changes but you're addicted to meds and now you have an easy way to kill yourself so you think about suicide more
It was the biggest mistake of my life. Don't see a doctor if you have depression, it's going to ruin your life even more.

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>>20728444
See a psychologist then and not a psychiatrist

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>>20687369
Definition of hard work no talent.

Don't get me wrong her music is great. Stellar Stellar, Ghost, NCP are among the best songs in Hololive.

But her actual live singing technique and dancing is pretty mediocre

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>>20728620
it's literally not going to change anything. If you have depression you probably thought about it a lot and you already know everything they're going to say. And if you're actually depressed you're not going to show any effort to fix yourself.
Finding a reason to live and trying to stay positive is the only way to get rid of depression, but as I said, you can't do that when you're depressed. There are really occasional moments when depression dials down a bit and you start feeling better, you have to use that opportunity and stay strong.

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>>20728422
Gura would cuck you with Marine and then they would both laugh at you behind your back

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>>20664309
I'm following a small /here/-chuuba and "accidentally" stumbled upon her real-life name and address.

On the one hand, I want to tell her that those informations are out there so she can get rid of them and protect herself, on the other hand I know for certain that she will become paranoid enough to either leave or shun me out of the community, which sucks, because I love her

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>>20724863
I don't get it either, honestly. I wish they'd stop.

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>>20728899
Probably not, but if they did then I dodged a bullet I guess

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>>20664309
I have this obsession with watching clips and streams at 2x speed. It just sounds funny to me

[Anonymous No.]

bump

[Anonymous No.]

>>20728151
>>20728444
>>20728620
I went once. The psychiatrist told me that I need to socialize more, spend more time with friends etc.. and send me to a psychologist, who did some test and said that it's nothing.
Sounds like bullshit, but I believe, especially because when I had other people around it was ok. But I didn't have even a conversation with anyone in last 3-4 years. Also, my roommate in Uni had the proper depression, heavy meds, almost dead without them, etc., and I'm far from that.Everytime i tried to do something i failed so giving up is easier.

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>>20728899
hot