/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

I seriously wanna become a slav based Vtuber, all I can see is gains even if I don't get big lol

>Can play up my accent
>Can get drunk on stream
>6 hour STALKER

Why must I be poor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2065707
Just use a .png of a vodka bottle as your avatar

[Anonymous No.]

lol

[Anonymous No.]

every single slavic streamer/youtuber has to be a degenerate or else he won't get a following
>appealing to a w*stern audience
talk about life in eastern block and you can avoid this shit
>appealing to r*ssians, *krainians, p*les, etc
unless you are a complete waste of human life who takes pride in it, you won't have a following at all
>trying to appeal to both
impossible

[Anonymous No.]

>poor
Then I guess you should start doing your own art reps.

[Anonymous No.]

Where is my comfy slav vtuber

>Reminisces about running through hills and between huge brutalist structures
>Gushes over planting 2m2 of onions and potatoes
>Can't criticise communism because was either too young or a supporter
>Streams more during winter due to extreme colds
>Cooking streams of classic and cheap dishes

And now tell my why must life be so hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>2065894
OP: Yeah funny story...I hanged myself on the unbelical cord and now My hands shake and legs don't work

[Anonymous No.]

>>2065935
OP:
>Never lived in a city, always lived in literal where
>Could never walk, commie doctors scrambled my brain after I hanged myself on the unbelical, they tried to cover it up (lol)
>I can talk shit about the current govn't tho
>COMFY WINTER STREAMS LET'S FUCKING GOOO
>POTATO COOKING STREAM LET'S FUCKING GOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>2066114
>POTATO COOKING STREAM LET'S FUCKING GOO
Finally some cooking stream I can relate to

[Anonymous No.]

>>2065707
go for it slavnon, i believe in you

[Anonymous No.]

>>2066966
Thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

Slav here.
> Constantly coughing for almost 10 years but I don't give enough shit to go see a doctor
> Father is an alcoholic, all his family, my grandpa and my uncle already died due to alcohol, he somehow still lives
> Mom once said she wanna hang herself, and she mean it.
> Have a Tourette syndrome when sometimes I'm yelling "I WANNA DIE PLEASE KILL ME DIE DIE I MUST DIE" to the point that one time neighbours threatened to call the police if I won't stop doing it in the middle of every fucking night
> Live in an commieblock apartment with walls so thin you can clearly hear when your neighbour farts, quite literally
> Old couple from floor below arguing every day and I won't be surprised if one day they kill one another
> Neighbours next door are immigrants from Central Asia and their flat is swarming with roaches, which sometimes crawl through the vents to me
> Acquired my Core 2 Duo PC by dumpster diving, as well as a monitor and couple of LCD TVs. They all were broken, but I can repair almost anything.
> A hoarder who takes everything that is not bolted to the floor, especially from the workplace
> Even the mouse I'm using is from my former job
> The newest games on my PC are from 2006
> Didn't pay for any legitimate games or software ever, pirate everything
> Always buying cheapest food from the store, the quality doesn't concern me
> Got free higher education, but never had any use for it whatsoever
> No hope for the future, no ambitions or plans. Just trying to live another day, if you can call that a life.
> Genuinely thinks that having children is a crime against humanity. Living is suffering, nobody asks to be born, giving a birth is creating potentially infinite amount of suffering to the kids and their offspring. A human with compassion won't do that.
> Too ashamed of an accent to stream for western audience, too disgusted of Slavic audience
> Too ashamed to get donations because I don't feel like I deserved it, people were working their ass off to get the means to sustain themselves and their families, and here I am expecting to get money for sitting on my ass and playing games. The concept of disposable income is alien to me, never had it and never knew such people.
Firstworlders larping as slavs are worse than ones larping as niggers. You don't actually want to be a nigger, so why act as if it is cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2067616
OP: Bro I'm czech

[Anonymous No.]

>>2067616
Do you live in Voronezh or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>2068134
Sounds like Moldova to me desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>2065707
>>Can play up my accent
>>Can get drunk on stream
>>6 hour STALKER
>
>Why must I be poor?
Being poor isn't your biggest problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2068202
If only you knew anon lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>2067616
>> Too ashamed of an accent to stream for western audience
there are probably some viewers there that won't mind
>> Too ashamed to get donations because I don't feel like I deserved it
if you don't feel anything is going to plan in your life, might as well start streaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>2067616
based slav of antinatalism

[Anonymous No.]

>>2067616
you are liar

[Anonymous No.]

>>2067616
>Have a Tourette syndrome when sometimes I'm yelling "I WANNA DIE PLEASE KILL ME DIE DIE I MUST DIE"
I know that feel

[Anonymous No.]

>>2065707
>>2065885
do your chess reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>2068851
OP: I play poker, that good enough? lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>2065707
tarkov vtuber let's fucking gooooooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>2066114
>Slavs are so depressed they fucking try to kill themselves before they’re born
Jokes aside you should go for it and try to make some unique content
and shill yourself here if you do

[Anonymous No.]

>>2068960
>Almost killed myself while being born
>Doctors covered it up for a year so they wouldn't get sued
>I now suffer from crippling anxiety and actual crippling
>Literally have a fridge of booze under my table

Peak slav


Jokes aside tho, I looked into stuff and apparently a contect creator license for Facerig is like 300 bucks

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>>2065707
Funny, recently I was thinking the same about becoming slav Vtuber. My life is not so depresing as OP but I also have stuggles with disability.
So maybe create group called Katawa Shounen or Katawa Slav?
Greatings from Poland

[Anonymous No.]

>>2071097
Ahoj lol

I don't know anon, the facerig license alone is 300 american lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>2071353
Is piracy not an option? You should accept that you might fail hard, and that you're an entertainer above everything else. It can be fun, but the most important thing is that you can hold an audience with an entertaining personality or otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2071728
No they want 300 bucks for the creators license so you can use the software for streaming. I don't want to get fucked legally

[Anonymous No.]

>>2071844
Use different software, pretty sure there are free alternatives without licence fees?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2073076
Long time ago I tried using adobe character animator but facerig seems to be the most user friendly? I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

i want to be the first succesful chink vtuber in the west and for my debut i will list my likes and dislikes and i will say i like bat soup and dislike kiryu coco, for my sub goals i replace it with a social credits bar and it goes up

[Anonymous No.]

>>2073391
Do it faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2067616
Should have let the germans genocide anything east of Poland

[Anonymous No.]

>>2065885
life of boris appeals to both and is doing fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>2065935
>>Streams more during winter due to extreme colds
...are you stupid? where do you think most slavs live???

[Anonymous No.]

>>2073900
Boris is the only slav I know that fakes his accent to mask his real accent. Luna voice rrats have nothing on Boris

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>>2065707
can we get 12 hour stalker and tarkov stream when you start streaming?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2073900
Does he really? He's pretty much playing a caricature and most comments on his videos are in English, doesn't seem like there would be much appeal for actual slavs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2067672
Dude... Czech is not that kind of slav. You are closer to germans than to eastern block if anything, and always were. Your roads are clean, crime level is low, you have lots of tourist attractions, healthcare works, education works, people have no trouble feeding themselves, renovations, free speech and shit. In my home country median salary is 30% from yours and prices are about the same.
t. Migrated from Ukraine to Czech Republic

[Anonymous No.]

>>2074780
>Clean roads
>Low crime

What part of the country do you live in? LMAO

[Anonymous No.]

>>2067672
since when czech are proper slavs kurwa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2074982
I was comparing big cities with big cities. Don't get me started on eastslav villages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2073928
Out of reach of the Germans

[Anonymous No.]

>>2075084
Since the day we didn't get curbstomped by religious nutjobs

[Anonymous No.]

Me debuting as (a gunpla builder) Vtuber https://twitter.com/Lazy_Lily_Subs/status/1377306826384023552

[Anonymous No.]

>>2077246
I don't believe you anon

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>>2065707
Facerig is half off right now, or at least the Steam version is
https://www.humblebundle.com/store/promo/spring-software-sale/

[Anonymous No.]

>>2071353
they are all the exact same thing. The license is income-based

[Anonymous No.]

>>2065707
>>2067616
I fucking love Slavs. One of you please go indie with an addidas avatar

Also, I'm sorry you guys have such hard lives. I hope it gets better for you guys.