/clg/ - CyberLive General

[Anonymous No.]

Reign of the Schizos edition

CyberLive Official links
https://twitter.com/cyberlivecorp
https://www.cyberlivecorp.com/

Full schedule:
https://holodex.net/channel?org=CyberLive
https://cyberlive.jetri.co/#/

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Kaneko Lumi:
>The queen of /vst/, get your weekly strat game fix from her. ARPG focus, especially Souls. Great at chat interaction. Good singing voice. Has already married your oshi. Set to graduate on the 31st of March.
https://twitter.com/lumikaneko
https://www.youtube.com/c/KanekoLumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi (embed)

Utano Pandora:
>Brit living in Japan, bilingual EN/JP. JP idol experience for EOPs. Nintendo focus.
https://twitter.com/UtanoPandora
https://www.youtube.com/c/UtanoPandora
https://www.twitch.tv/utanopandora (embed)

Amaris Yuri:
>Cute (and also funny) cat (barks like a dog) (laughs like a seagull). FPS main but will play anything. Likes guns. Paranormal enthusiast. Lives in your walls. Set to graduate on the 31st of March.
https://twitter.com/AmarisYuri
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUC1EIq0MtF-kctHPtQzIjQ
https://www.twitch.tv/yuri (embed)

Momozora Seina:
>Speaks EN/ES. Variety, good at rhythm games. Will call you a pig.
https://twitter.com/MomozoraSeina
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUIAL_OAPtNmlAlKfj-ZuRQ
https://www.twitch.tv/momozoraseina (embed)

Inami Yoki:
>Can draw and sing, easily bullyable. Rhythm game fanatic.
https://twitter.com/InamiYoki
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKnts8S_hayjQIOXtQKCVIg

Oumiya Emma:
>Peak dom. Peak sub. Massive SEA appeal. Interactive RPG with chat at the end of her streams.
https://twitter.com/OumiyaEmma
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDdmoA79bfI8DHDnE_Yy2dg
https://www.twitch.tv/oumiyaemma (embed)

Alchemilla Menace:
>La creatividad de Cyberlive. Cute autism noises. Gosling magnet with a propensity to stalk them. Occasional ASMR.
https://twitter.com/MAlchemilla
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfcizLIjD-OMeWbdeC8UPUw
https://www.twitch.tv/menacealchemilla (embed)

Kurohana Inori:
>Zoomer dork trying to pass as an onee-san. Great singer. Actual ASMR. Decent gamer. Usually Euro friendly hours.
https://twitter.com/KurohanaInori
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTM9UNM9o4lYmQpRJp0QL1A
https://www.twitch.tv/kurohanainori (embed)

Iekushi Chapipi:
>Large variety in singing repertoire, including opera. Mesugaki. Great voice actor, including male voices. Euro prime time streams.
https://twitter.com/IekushiChapipi
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_4UpVnvdG53p3b9VKqTFPQ

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CyberLive Managers:

Sato Misaki:
https://twitter.com/SatoMisakien
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPXwReYYAchBkbO6mzLrq9g/about
https://www.twitch.tv/satomisakien (embed)

Vera Vee:
https://twitter.com/veravee__
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChvR0ZjCLLPE8VOj-qV9bXw
https://www.twitch.tv/veravee__ (embed)

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Cyber Friends:
Phase >>>/vt/pcg/ (/pcclg/ UNITY)
Prism >>>/vt/ppg/
Kawaii >>>/vt/pkg/
Tsunderia >>>/vt/tsun
Ayane Hylo - https://twitter.com/AyaneHylo
Chris - https://twitter.com/ChrisSama77
Vivi - https://twitter.com/vividlyASMR
Shizukou - https://twitter.com/Shizukougames
Moon Jelly - https://twitter.com/moonjelly0
Maria Paradisia - https://twitter.com/MariaParadisia
Morino Peari - https://twitter.com/morinopeari
Previous thread >>20446905

[Anonymous No.]

I WILL marry Chapipi and make her the happiest virus in the world

[Anonymous No.]

I love Menace so much bros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20627443
MENACE LOVE
>>20626544
CHAPIPI MARRY

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Yuri has been live for a while

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>>20630743
sleep asmr

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Goo nighto bros, sleep well/have a good day to people seeing this after waking up

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>>20630743
I missed it fuck

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All times UTC

17:00 - Lumi karaoke
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

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Remove Misaki from the OP. It's the age of Vera! Vera Love!

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>>20660566
would but haven't made the OP in 4 days

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https://twitter.com/AmarisYuri/status/1505506684659240961

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>>20626303
(embed) retard

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>>20626303
Yummy

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I want to hug Yuri.

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>>20660566
Rip Misaki, noone will want to serve her anymore

[Anonymous No.]

Menace's sweaty pits...

[Anonymous No.]

Xiumama is drawing Menace

[Anonymous No.]

I love Yoki bros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20671793
based

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>>20669764
deadbeat dad...

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>>20671793
Interesting, didn't know she knew Menace too.

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>>20669764
Misaki is for rough hatesex now =(

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>>20674746
My favorite!

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https://twitter.com/cyberlivecorp/status/1505574893034737669

Fuck Misaki

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>>20674954
It wasn't Misaki's fault the company sucked. I'm glad they switched to a better one

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>>20674954
>Majority of the merch was never even ordered
Jesus

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>>20675057
Read the statement. It's absolutely Misaki's fault.

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>>20674954
Holy fuck

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>>20674954
how the fuck did that woman get a job

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>>20674954
>does literally nothing
>tells people she did something
Fucking hell, Misaki is literally that faggot in the group project that says "yeah I did my part" and then doesn't show up on the last day

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>>20674954
Fuck you Misaki

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Proposal to change the name of the company to VeraLive

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>>20675650
Can you virgins just stop simping for her already? Please?

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>>20675390
by being the ceo's 17 year old fucktoy

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>>20675773
Shut up Misaki. She's cleaning your shit apparently.

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>>20674954

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>>20674173
I think everyone from CyberLive and Amber Glow are friends. And other small corpos too, there's definitely a lot of inter-company unity.

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>>20675773
I'll stop simping for Vera when she stops being a wondrous beautiful angel.

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>>20675390
Presumably by being cheap enough to look appealing.

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>>20674954
kek

[Anonymous No.]

I am pleading you all to be nice to Vera regarding merch stuff, she has been very helpful so far and I love her. I don't see anyone here being spiteful but I feel the need to protect regardless.

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>>20676384
Menace...

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>>20676384

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>>20676620
Please refer to >>20675848

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>>20676620

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>>20676620

[Anonymous No.]

>1 month after debut, already doing merch. wOw!
>a couple months after debut, already doing 3D. wOw!
>CyberLive is amazing! wOw!

The anons who were shilling CL when the above happened. Come out here, I need to see your faces

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>>20676998
Wait, Anon. What are you implying about the 3D
I'm mildly extremely concerned

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>>20677107
You lack critical information.

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Chapipi don't look...

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>>20676998
I still think Cyberlive is amazing(for finding Vera and the other amazing girls), even if Misaki dropped the ball on some stuff. Also the CEO is a nice guy and I liked playing golf with him

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>>20677217
>Golf
GOLF?!

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>>20675390
17-year-old sugar baby to daddy ceo - the yunity rrats were all true

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>>20676998
what they did was in fact amazing
it's just a shame that it turned out to be a behind-the-scenes fuckery

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Is it the 20th yet? Come on rratanon, spill the tea already!

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You are all now aware that Lumi was solely responsible for all talent manager shit since likely December or even sooner depending how deep this runs as it's clear Misaki did fucking nothing.
And now we're losing her bros...
MISAKI YOU FUCKING NIGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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>>20676998
I think most of us knew it was being rushed, but didn’t realize that it was an outright scam at the time. Phase-Connect has been playing things a lot smarter and it’s working out for them. That said, Vera seems like a great manager, the merch is getting refunded, and hopefully future 3D debuts aren’t as shit. I still have faith in this company and their eye for talent.

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>>20677301
Yeah he's golfed with us before

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>>20677583
>eye for talent
>gen2 is literally just asmr/gfe/basic bitches in 5 different forms

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>>20677663
Menace and Yoki aren't basic, they're autismos.

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I WANT TO SERVE MISAKI A FATWA SO BAD

>>20675773
you are a quintuple nigger, misaki, lick my shitpipe

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>>20677583
Vera is amazing, I hope I can follow her forever.

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>>20677663
If you wanna be a reductionist faggot then literally every vtuber besides Pomu Rainpuff is a hack.

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>>20676998
well...they did do the 3D. Not super well, mind you, but it happened.

I will eat my other words though.

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>>20677817
Back to your containment thread nijinigger

[Anonymous No.]

I just think Vera is neat

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>>20676620

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Yoki voice packs should be tomorrow.

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>>20677817
Shut up Pomu, don't you have better things to do than shill yourself here?

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>>20674954
Holy shit Cyberlive is a joke of an organization. How the fuck do you manage to just FORGET to place an order for merch to be made after you take money from people? It's like this is a bunch of loser NEET girls larping as anyone with decent business skills.

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>>20678267
Read the post illiterate-chama. Misaki the dumb whore fucked everyone over and dipped.

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>>20678267
Cyberlive is fine, it's just Misako who was a deadbeat dad to everyone and unfortunately got trusted with way too much power. Vera will save us

[Anonymous No.]

What if Vera has read all the horny posts about her here?

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>>20678420
She's a grown woman, i'm sure she can handle reading about how a schizophrenic mob of adult men all want to ravish her.

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>>20678420
Since she's still hanging out with us like normal, then she must be pretty freaky...

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>>20676384
>>20676702
>>20676722
Don't worry, anon. I sent Ms. Vee__ a nice haiku!

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>>20678473
Half the posts are probably me, Outcaster, and Menace.

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>>20676998
All those points were valid, it's entirely on Misaki for being a slacking liar.

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>>20678497
amazing

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Menace's high pitched voice, ability to break everything she touches, and autism are all so cute...

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>>20678497
Well done, anon, except the second line only has 6 syllables, not seven

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>>20677857
>Not super well, mind you
I stand by my position that Yuri's 3D is absolutely amazing, and it's easy to forget she's using a 3D model instead of the equivalent L2D. Pic extremely related.

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>>20679028
i guess she never touched misaki's bad habits, then

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>>20678491
>>20678473
>>20678420
Remember.
She's someone that idealizes cons. Y'know. Unwashed horny weirdo central. So (You) aren't anything she hasn't seen yet, and absolutely not going to be the worst.
It is (You)r responsibility to become the /best/ she's ever seen.

[Anonymous No.]

>wanting to date someone who isn't within 100 km of you
i shiggy diggy

[Anonymous No.]

Anyway, Pandora's tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20679796
aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PANDA SEXXXXXXXXXX

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>>20679796

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I want Yuri to slap me with her heavy tail.

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>>20679724
It being an unattainable dream is what makes it beautiful

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>>20679796
I want to make her emotionally dependent on me...

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>>20681050
You can't even emotionally depend on yourself.

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>that Lumi deep voice

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https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Loom overslept.

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>>20681444
This is what I meant by the way for those who missed it.
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1431624047?t=00h05m01s

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>>20681860
>>20681444
I can hear the night cap swinging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20677817
I love Pomu

[Anonymous No.]

But what happened to the money from the preorders?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20683035
Refunded

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>>20683212
No, I mean where has the money been sitting until now?

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>>20683256
>>20683035
What are you smoking? As a business you only pay for physical goods (that aren't fuels or bulk food like wheat) only after delivery.
It's on CL accounts.

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>>20683406
>It's on CL accounts.
But is it or did Misaki spend it on something else and now the CEO has to open his own wallet?

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>>20683472
I don't think the tone would be as evenhanded if she'd committed actual, literal embezzlement, anon.

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>>20683662
Misaki would be in jail, not simply fired.

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>>20683703
>Sending your 18 year old GF to jail.

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>>20683472
The CEO wouldn't open his own wallet anyways
Do you people really know nothing about how operating a business works?
If she used it on something for herself thats embezzlement and jail time

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I want to lick veras ass

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>>20683256
Probably Misaki's pockets. She hasn't paid the talents their cut of merch.

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>>20683703
>>20683786
Precisely.
Man.
Not to throw shade but this conversation is making it a lot clearer why the world looks the way it does.

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>>20683472
The merch money probably stayed in CL’s account and has been used for other things. If they don’t have the money now, the ceo will have to open up and put more money into Cl for the refunds

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>>20683863
brother/sister, same.

[Anonymous No.]

When is Emma gonna let Yoki out of the basement?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20684006
>implying Emma would let Yoki inside her basement

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck Lumi's voice

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>>20683472
>use his own wallet
Businesses are supposed to keep 3-6 months expenses as cash on hand in case something like this comes up. unexpected costs, fines, refunds, lost revenue, they all happen and you keep extra around so you don't go belly up from a single disaster.
Realistically though, they probably used the money to pay operating expenses and are just going to use whatever they have in their accounts from revenue to cover it.

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>>20684058
When is Emma gonna let Yoki out of the attic?

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https://twitter.com/KurohanaInori/status/1505639974884028418

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>>20688275
What do you guys normally send her? shitposts? love poems?

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wow, vera emailed me back about the merch refund within 10 minutes. This girl is really on top of this shit. The future looks bright, bros...

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>>20689324
Vera is constantly on the internet unless she's asleep or touching grass. I don't think I've ever had to wait for a reply from her.

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I want to make Menace the happiest (slime) girl in the world

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Lumi is such a cunt to Vera
https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1505654882258374662

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>>20691255
How could Lumi do this?

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>>20691255
salt the wound

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>>20691255
Bratty star... disrespecting a manager... needs correction...

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe Menace is getting away scott-free after her audition tapes containing subliminal laziness hypnosis made Misaki quit doing her work and caused such heavy damage to the company & its reputation

[Anonymous No.]

I want to deepthroat Yuri's tail.

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>>20693262
hi Lumi

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You are now aware that after Lumi and Yuri graduate they'll be able to see the names of their donors since the donations will no longer go through Cyberlive to reach them.

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>>20696290
Who gives a fuck? I'm fine with talents knowing my personal details.

[Anonymous No.]

Koa's genmate birthday stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6Tqy95Bji8

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>>20697639
Post this somewhere else

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>>20697639
why the fuck would you link a collab? I can't groom this deer girl while she's playing games with friends.

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>>20696290
They already know everything about me since I'm a wrench for Cyberlive...

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>>20683406
This isn’t even close to true? They are all preorder because thats how they pay for it.
>fans preorder
>company orders items
>items go through proofing process
>items go into production
>items get shipped out to company
>company ships out
Even if you don’t pay upfront, you pay after proofs. Not once it’s delivered. You’ll have to be in fucking great standing with a production company for them to allow you to pay upon delivery. It’s why it’s always recommended to order physical samples of what you’ll be buying.

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>>20702082
Samefag but to clarify the “where’s the money” question: they are either sending it from reserves or need to wait for their refunds to come in.

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>>20681050
Well, she's emotionqlly dependent on chat, so it's a start.

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I hope Menace likes Elden Ring and will play it even after FOTM is gone so we can mod her in instead of Renna

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>>20704721
Honestly I wonder if her pc can even run it properly

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>>20705366
I think she said she has an 5700xt so it will work just fine. Her main issue is usually with uncapped shitty indie games. Elden is capped at 60 unless memory hacks are involved.

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https://twitter.com/MAlchemilla/status/1505711071767801868

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Menace you have a simple situation in front of you: you have almost 20k subs on Youtube. That's a very good hand you've been dealt. Are you really willing to mulligan by focusing on Twitch? You'd be wasting your own work.

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>>20707157
Personally lean towards Youtube, but maybe do Twitch guerillas if she really likes Twitch that much?

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Emma is in this collab
https://www.twitch.tv/seikyuuva

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>>20707692
why not just do both?

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>>20708412
I mean she can but she obviously wants to focus on a platform in order to avoid splitting her growth.

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>>20707157
We can kiss archives goodbye if she goes on twitch and considering their new mature content proposal we might lose Menace noises and asmr kisses or she would have to tag her content as Mature.

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>>20708870
>We can kiss archives goodbye if she goes on twitch
VODs can just be uploaded to YouTube

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>>20708412
She has autism, pls no bully

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>>20709035
And how many Twitch streamers do you know who upload their VODs on Youtube? Bonus: how many streamers who moved from Youtube to Twitch that you know upload their VODs on Youtube? Bonus: where are Lumi's VODs ever since she moved from Youtube?

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>>20708412
https://twitter.com/MAlchemilla/status/1505718256513925122

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>>20709035
If she wants to. And if they contain copyrighted content they would need manual editing or risk claims or strikes.
Additionally, Twitch requires livestream exclusivity while Youtube partnership doesn't give a fuck. As long as she doesn't partner on twitch she can stream on both platforms at the same time.

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>>20709465
Affiliate prevents you from multicasting as well.

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>>20709864
Just don't sign anything with twitch and use their platform only to promote the youtube channel.

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>>20708870
thats only if you hit partner, once she hits partner the motivation to upload VODs after 24 hours of her streaming on twitch is tested. Honestly don't know why so many vtubers want to move to twitch when the non-blockable ads and the lack of waiting rooms and VOD archives is not worth it (besides Menace is doing a lot better than a lot of the Cyberlive Girls that switched to twitch)

[Anonymous No.]

Vera's grooming us on Twitter again

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>>20709404
>And how many Twitch streamers do you know who upload their VODs on Youtube?
Quite a few, actually, including at least one who consistently uploads basically every VOD within a day or two of the stream. Some of the others mass upload VODs every now and then, others still only upload completed game playthroughs or special events.
>Bonus: how many streamers who moved from Youtube to Twitch that you know upload their VODs on Youtube?
Again, quite a few. They also continued using YouTube for pre-recorded stuff.

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>>20710393
I guarantee you she won't spend the time to download her own vod, crop the copyrighted music in the intro, re-render the vod and upload it to youtube. The possibility of scheduling yt-archive and going to sleep knowing you will 100% watch the vod when you wake up even if she deletes it is also gone.

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>>20710393
Chat works better on Twitch, which is a big benefit for Menace since she talks to chat a lot.
Raids give great potential for immediate growth since networking is more predictable/controllable than hoping you hit the Youtube algorithm.
There's also the "follow the leader" mentality where since most of the other big vtubers outside Holo/Niji are on Twitch, everyone else wants to move over to it.

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>>20711250
Who the fuck sits through raids? Everyone just goes in, spams an emote and then clicks on Asmongold's channel to watch him mald over some mechanic.

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Menace, if you want your vods to be perfect why do you even livestream? Just do offline Let's plays like it's 2012 again

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>>20711959
She can't do let's plays because she's not good at video games.

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https://twitter.com/MAlchemilla/status/1505730126381781003
Seems like she'll be doing Youtube, mostly

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>>20711250
Theres also the case with Susan showing favor on YT with the algo recently so I think its worth it for her to stay on YT imo. Also
https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT/status/1505729874362834946
I want them to collab for prime kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>20711959
Ohh wait, even if you do offline let's plays you can't post them on twitch. Locking yourself into livestream content only is a bad choice.

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>>20712167
Me too, i love the stupid purple neet girls.

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>>20712196
Please calm down. Your youtube autism is showing.

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>>20712323
Rag...

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My only gripe with Menace's channel is that she does coomerbait shorts but then her streams don't center around the same theme. It works for Emma because her streams are also full-on coomerbait but Menace should probably stop the false advertising and do more shitpost shorts like Yuuka's. Then she'd probably be able to turn those subs into actual viewers when they get cute autism instead of the expected coom material.

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>>20713190
Menace wants to be coom material but she's not good at it.

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https://twitter.com/AmarisYuri/status/1505742511528161280
fat cato...

[Anonymous No.]

>>20711089
Use streamlink for archiving twitch
https://streamlink.github.io/cli.html#cmdoption-retry-streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>20715113
i want to fuck yuri's rolls

[Anonymous No.]

Why has Lumi's growth completely stagnated for months now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20714528
I love her autism, it makes me want to coddle her, but the model is pure SSSSEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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>>20717996
idk, I only think about Vera.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20717996
Multiple breaks, midterms, covering for Misaki, depression

[Anonymous No.]

>>20717996
I've been keeping Lumi reeeeal busy, anon.
Vigorous mindbreak from countless sessions.
Don't worry though, she'll be back to the swing of things soon.
t. her husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>20719170
GJ Mel

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>>20719271
Their Discord IDs add up to exactly 10000; how do I turn this autism into a yab?

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>>20719170
>>20719271
>>20719621

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>>20720502
please stop making low effort shitposts about my wife sneedhitsu

[Anonymous No.]

Goo nighto bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>20720502
Lumi ghostlings aren't real, right?

[Anonymous No.]

Every day until Chapipi sings Liberame from Hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>20711959
Don't give her ideas
She might actually do them

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight friends, I'm gonna eat and head to bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724512
MENACE IF YOU'RE TAKING ADVICE FROM HERE THEN PLEASE HAVE A GREAT DAY

[Anonymous No.]

She's joining hololive bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>20727314
https://twitter.com/AmarisYuri/status/1505803791932829700/photo/1

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>>20727371

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Can someone explain what the fuck is happening to this company? Why are so many talents suddenly graduating? Why are there random terminations? I've never heard of cyberlive until now when someone told me to check it out, and jesus christ looking through the official twitter it looks like it's a genuine trainwreck.

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All times UTC

13:00 - Pandora ASMR
https://www.twitch.tv/utanopandora

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>>20728421
tldr, 3 talents left the company due to shitty management, majorly the fault of Sato Misaki, the head, 17 year old manager. After two of the top talents left, Misaki was terminated for negligence and lots of unplanned absences, and the gen 2 manager, Vera Vee is taking over her duties until they hire more managers. Vera seems like she's doing a good job so far, so I have hopes that this company can recover from the damage Misaki did to the company.

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>>20728421
The tldr of it is the manager was a lazy shit, which in turn led to Lumi being promoted to manager to deal with everything. Lumi eventually had enough of that, and since Yuri was also considering leaving the company to reduce the mental toll it was taking on her, they finally decided to take the step together and go indie. Now the manager has been terminated.

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>>20728884
>17 year old manager
You don't need to peddle this rrat to shit on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20728973
>he thinks its just a rrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>20728973
you still believe it's a rrat lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>20728936
Lumi also has to be my housewife going forward. I'd make a joke about her needing to get good at sucking dick, but she seems to have the spirit for it already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20728884
>17 year old manager
Don't feed the newfag false rrats

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>>20728484
fuck completely forgot

22:00 - Seina Cooking Simulator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sah-stbRu00

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>>20728421
It is a bit of a trainwreck honestly. The other descriptions were correct (Misaki being 17/18 isn't totally confirmed, but there is some evidence for it).
The company has done pretty well on the actual talent searching end & the new manager (Vera) seems pretty competent, but pushing Lumi & Yuri out will be pretty trying for the company, even with a presumably good manager replacing a totally useless one.

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I love Pandora.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know if this will help me streamline the process but now there's a spreadsheet containing the weekly schedules. Editing is open so if there's anyone who has ideas on how to improve it go ahead.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hgk3IoHj-YozMZrpupsm0xyAsAI7YaAkQpb9pvts2P8/edit?usp=sharing

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>>20733409
>Editing is open
So if I click this, it leaks my Google account name to anyone else who clicks it. Neat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20733770
Oh fuck I didn't know it does that. Okay, removed editing permissions, now you can view normally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723372
I like her a lot, but my emotional walls went up again hard after my last oshi, so no. I wouldn't call myself a gosling.

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>>20733409
Day split at 9 am in utc. How is that going to help anyone understand it when menace streams only at 2am? Jet's schedule works fine imo as long as they make their rooms in advance. If not, you need the capability of something similar to <t:TIMESTAMP:FLAG> on discord so it auto-converts to local for everyone.

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>>20734262
>Day split at 9 am in utc
This is done for two reasons.
1. PT is UTC-8 (PDT is -7) so it's still "the current day" for burgers.
2. Schedule updates in thread are usually posted between 6-9 AM UTC so that offers me a clean split.
>Jet's schedule works fine imo as long as they make their rooms in advance.
Jetri does not work because Twitch streams don't get covered and there's a metric ton of those, which combined with the frequent lack of waiting rooms on Youtube means that it misses the vast majority of streams.

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>>20734565
Google calendar might work better for what you want. Just take care with the privacy options. Preferably use a new account. Test if it's viewable in incognito, if no data is leaked, etc.

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>>20734565
Here's an example of a public google calendar. Once created, you can grab the public link from settings. Works on incognito, Tor, whatnot. Is being displayed in the same timezone originally setup unless changed by a user's own timezone settings. (For me it changes to local on phone but not on pc)
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/u/0/embed?src=[e-mail]&pli=1

[Anonymous No.]

>>20728234
Good night Yoki!

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.twitch.tv/moonjelly0
Moony Cunny is streaming. She seems in a better mood than last time I watched.

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>>20735328
>Google calendar might work better for what you want
Eh, what "I" want is something I can copy/paste from and optimise the time I spend while posting the daily schedule. To that end, a spreadsheet feels like the best tool available. Now, a calendar would definitely be neat in itself to have, but due to how it's structured it would become a separate task to take care of in addition to what I already do, and I'm looking to reduce my workload, not increase it. Pic related, my spirit animal.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/UtanoPandora/status/1505889029463560197

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>>20728994
>>20729095
if you watched any of Misaki's appearances on stream she always had knowledge only someone who was above the age of 25 knows on the internet. It's just a rrat.

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>>20738011
>Pic related, my spirit animal.
Now THIS is a post I can get behind.

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>>20738950
Keep coping anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Panda
https://www.twitch.tv/utanopandora

[Anonymous No.]

>she wants to make a stress relief ball of her tail so that people can squish it

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738950
>knowledge only someone who was above the age of 25 knows
Such as?

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>>20740847
>knowledge of disneyland and theme parks that only people who actually went there in the 90s would know
>lots of knowledge on internet culture pre-smartphones
>namedrops flash game names as well as flash animations

[Anonymous No.]

I don't care if she was the laziest bitch imaginable, I still want to eat out Misaki from under her desk.

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>>20741035
most of my friends are 20 & most of them could tell you about paffendorf or fancy pants adventure.
idk abt didneyworl but i imagine that's the kind of stuff you could hear from older fans. eg i've never played the first edition of dnd but i've lurked /tg/ enough to know elf used to be a class, not a race.
you may have gotten baited by a zoomer with oldfag taste

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>>20741035
there's a whole youtube channel that's very popular that's dedicated to covering theme park history, a lot of stuff about disney too. there's also plenty of popular channels that cover those other points. you don't have to have lived experience to know things in the age of accessible information

[Anonymous No.]

ToT

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if Seina started streaming again because she got bonked by Vera or in order to justify an upcoming 3D.

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>>20743112
>>20743935
Structure it like this anons, what's more likely?
>a zoomer this day and age having personal memory like knowledge of old disney world and trawling through a decade of old mid 2000's flash games, animations and old internet meme culture
or
>she's just a procrastinating 25-30 millennial because there's not like there's a shit tonne of them around or anything
Dig yourself out the rratholes you retards and apply basic deduction methods before you spring into action.

[Anonymous No.]

Yoki's back!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20749285
What's the appeal of Yoki? Retarded little sister experience?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20749536
Pretty much. She's a lot more based outside of streams, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20750330
>yokussy
sometimes during streams as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>20743935
Jennifer Nicholson (COLLAB WHEN) or someone else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20750330
Every time I've seen her in the discord she's just muted & playing Muse Dash or whatever other rhythm game

[Anonymous No.]

>>20750709
>yokussy
I need a taste of that eggy delight

[Anonymous No.]

>>20753194
>he didn't get a private stream

[Anonymous No.]

The amount of damage Misaki single handely managed to do is actually impressive

[Anonymous No.]

>>20750330
I still can't believe she called me a stupid little cocksucker when I told her to add her socials to her discord...

[Anonymous No.]

>>20753194
She talks more than every other member except Vera.

[Anonymous No.]

Hopefully for them, Cyberlife will recover all the damage Misaki did to them.
But getting merch out if one thing, Lumi and Yuri are not comming back

[Anonymous No.]

>>20715113
Her purposefully failing the pacef test means she could go for awhile... i want to fuck this fit cat.

[Anonymous No.]

VERA'S HAND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>20756220
>cocksucker
Well, are you? Anon? Willing to suck lumi's porcelain 12 incher?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20756701
>lumi
Ew ew ew
Suck a real woman's cock, like yuri's 2 inch cat chode

[Anonymous No.]

>>20733872
Who was your last oshi?

[Anonymous No.]

>Yuri will never strangle you with her tail

[Anonymous No.]

Wtf, everyone told me Menace was FOTM and I'd move on after a month and now, 4 months on, I love her even more than I did at first

[Anonymous No.]

/our guy/ is live https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GukSxL4xqnQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>20759911
who

[Anonymous No.]

>>20759911
/pcg/ is two blocks down

[Anonymous No.]

>>20759911
Literally who

[Anonymous No.]

guerrilla
https://www.twitch.tv/momozoraseina

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20759911
This isn't wenham

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20759809
Everyone else moved on.

[Anonymous No.]

I love Seina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20761030
This elf is super cute

[Anonymous No.]

>I like the word daddy for some reason
Seina SEX UUUUUWWWWAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>20761409
I fucking hate that word, I find ageplay gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20761492
I only like it in the sense that my wife (This is a hypothetical situation btw) calling me that means we already have 3-6 children running around the house, making me a very happy family man

[Anonymous No.]

>>20761492
Same. I don't need to be reminded I'm a male hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>20760592
There are at least 4 of us here, not including her

[Anonymous No.]

>>20759377
Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>20760592
Sup, I am a Menacefag 4 lyfe

[Anonymous No.]

>>20761492
I prefer sir but daddy is fucking nice when a girl calls you it. don't knock it til u try it

[Anonymous No.]

>>20761492
>ageplay
Doesn't have to be ageplay bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>20764359
You will find a better oshi soon.

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK YOU MISAKI YOU FUCKING BITCH I CANT BELIEVE SHE ACTUALLY TOOK THE MONEY AND RAN
I DONT WANT A FUCKING REFUND, I WANT MY MERCH AAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>20765570
I'm more likely to lose interest in VTubers entirely than to find a new oshi that ticks all the right boxes for me.
>bad at video games to the point where she mostly does zatsus
>a nutjob autist
>i can hornypost directly to her maros because she tries to solicit the /here/ crowd
>actually interested in my weird schizo ass
If I actually get a new oshi it will just feel completely hollow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20728936
>led to Lumi being promoted to manager to deal with everything. Lumi eventually had enough of that
>Step up but bail out because it was too hard and drop it all on another one.
KWAB

[Anonymous No.]

>>20767255
>KWAB
Krist What A Bitch?

[Anonymous No.]

Just think of all the fun aspects of being lied to!
If Misaki was 17, you hornyposted for a child.
If Misaki was 17, she likely never did any real work as a manager.
If Misaki was 17, she was always going to be the final yab for this poorly managed "company".

[Anonymous No.]

>>20770008
>misaki was the real mesugaki all along

[Anonymous No.]

>>20770008
>i hornyposted to a child
Oh wow i'm so sad about it. I can't believe that i was attracted to jailbait. Shocker.

[Anonymous No.]

Misaki said she was going to save us bros...was it all lies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20771233
Well, she let Vera in so she kinda did?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20763930
What the fuck did Mori do to you?

[Anonymous No.]

I still want to get under Misaki's desk and eat her out.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone know what happened during Menace's "Closing Shift" stream? She left for 15 minutes in the middle of the stream. At first I thought it was cover for having an idol meeting but then she kept rambling about how she can't play, or having someone else play for her, etc, etc. Seems like a frustration mental breakdown thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20783735
She stepped out for Pandora's birthday stream

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>>20780286
Combination killing herself with overwork, going to bat for a bunch of smug twats, lying for the cunts, spending more time on a vanity album as her roommate than the first HoloMyth original and doing nothing on stream but play jump king and pick fights with her fans for months on end.

If i'm honest I still have feelings for the dumb bitch but it's stressful and exhausting caring about someone who doesn't seem to care about herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20785299
I see... I'm sorry to hear that.
I won't argue in a non-Mori thread; so instead, I'll just say I hope you're able to get over your feelings for her negative or otherwise and that she becomes the person you can/could cheer on without worry

[Anonymous No.]

10

[Anonymous No.]

>>20770008
>17 is a child
go back

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>>20785299
Still a Mori fan but I haven't caught feelings for her other than "look at this cute dork" so none of that really bothers me.

But boy am I fucking head over heels for someone in CL and I have no idea how to handle this shit in a rational manner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20790453
I feel the same way. I thought Goslinging was just a funny meme for well over a year & now I'm stuck in this hellhole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20790636
>I thought Goslinging was just a funny meme
Yeah... haha... who would genuinely...

[Anonymous No.]

>>20790453
>>20790636
>>20791129
Name her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20793921
Chapipi

[Anonymous No.]

>>20793921

[Anonymous No.]

>>20793921
No. She told me she doesn't like it so I no longer admit to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20796079
Pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>20793921
I'm not slinging any go these days, it's all ironic(parasocial(real))

[Anonymous No.]

Goo nighto bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>20674954
>>20678267
Keikaku Doori

[Anonymous No.]

I love Vera. Only as a friend, though, I don't want to fuck up my friendship with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20799418
Based

[Anonymous No.]

Who will be the next Head Manager after Vera inevitably quits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20800694
>current girls love vera
>lumi trusts her supposedly
>manager apps are close
>she likes streaming
I don't see her as the type to quit in less than a year unless something in her personal life happens, the new managers are that bad, or her workload isn't reduced to let her breathe.

[Anonymous No.]

(((pcg)))

[Anonymous No.]

Yuri Love

[Anonymous No.]

>>20801754
>>20423331

[Anonymous No.]

>>20802702
Fuck off

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>>20802436

[Anonymous No.]

All times UTC

TBD - Yuri TBD
https://www.twitch.tv/yuri

22:00 - Seina Genshin Impact
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fsr6d_TJLA

22:00 - Yoki Friday Night Funkin' with DDTO mod
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmZ5iwO4NCM

00:00 - Lumi Elden Ring
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi