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20618275 No.20618275 [Reply] [Original]

>his oshi isn't a non-lesbian woman

>> No.20618403

I want to fuck pink cat

>> No.20618426

>>20618275
Even worse

>His oshi is a nijinigger

>> No.20618456
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>> No.20618478

You faggots sound like those sjws on twitter

>> No.20618618

>lesbian
DYRBI?

>> No.20618698

>>20618275
i love koyo!

>> No.20618746
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>>20618275
>his oshi is a non-Iesbian woman
so sad! what a cuck!

>> No.20618889

>>20618426
Now this is actually worse

>> No.20618897

>>20618275
Why are all vtubers so gay anyway? Is it a modern women thing? Or am I just too dense to get jokes and take them too seriously?

>> No.20618929

>>20618275
There are only two things that are worse than being a cuck: being cucked by men, and being proud of the latter.
Cuckoldry is a gateway drug to homosexuality. Please seek therapy before you get AIDS or even worse, a fujo gf.

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>> No.20619008

>>20618897
All girls are gay, they just lose to the cock anon

>> No.20619021

>>20618897
pandering to idolfag culture

>> No.20619104

>>20618456
I wish this cute hag dog spoke English fluently. I want to become her Joshu and marry her.

>> No.20619830

>>20618897
Women aren't grossed out by other women the way men are grossed out by other men. They flirt and tease each other because it's a safe way for them to experiment and practice such behavior without entering into a real relationship with a man. The overwhelming majority of women, especially Japanese women that exemplify light homosexual behavior aren't serious about it and won't ever get to the point of having a sexual relationship with another woman.

/u/fags and coping dykes will explode with rage at this post, but it's the truth and they know it. Anyone who thinks this isn't reality has never had any young female friends.

>> No.20620160

>>20618897
Most just do it to pander, a couple are very serious about being gay though like, Miko and Koyori for example.

>> No.20620364
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>>20618897
The first thing that happens when you join Hololive is start your dyke training. You are forced to lick your manager's hairy pussy and asshole. The stench is bad enough, but it gets worse when another holo starts feeling up your body from behind. You've never felt so humiliated and repulsed in your life. Everyday you have to masturbate naked to sexy girls for hours straight while your coworkers watch and mock you. When older holos stream, you need to sit under their chair and please them with your tongue. Sometimes they would pee directly down your throat to tease you, and you better hope you don't let a single drop spill. The thing you hate the most is not that you get regularly pinged down by your coworkers and have your body licked all over, but the fact that you don't feel as repulsed as before and think you are starting to enjoy it. Joining Hololive was the worst decision you ever made.

>> No.20620566

>>20620364
lol

>> No.20620746

>>20618897
female vtubers are mainly performing for men, men think that girl on girl is hot and doesn't rule out chance of 3P (with me). Simple as.

>> No.20621248

>>20618897
it allows them to express some sexuality without making the male viewer feel excluded, this is why they never talk about their type. If they ever say their type is some nebulous nice guy and would probably be fine with anyone (Even motherfucking kson does this, she knows where not to tread) then it means it's just part of the performance.
As to why men wont feel threatened with girlxgirl it's probably because of the mentality of lesbians just pretending and they'll crave the cock once they have a good dicking.

>> No.20626866

>>20618275
double negative stupid pink cat.

>> No.20627204

>>20620160
some of them (mel, roboco, fubuki) seem to be pretty obviously doing it as a bit, how do you tell with the less obvious panderers?

>> No.20627375

>>20618456
HNGGGHGH THIS AND THAT ASMR CHERRY POP IS MAKING MY DICK DIAMONDS FOR THIS STUPID PINK FOXCAT

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Hololive talents are NOT your average street whores who happened to get the job and have to learn everything from the start. They are all fans of otaku culture which is based on idealizing and worshiping cute girls. They flirt and ***yuribait*** with other girls because they want to and enjoy it, not because they have to fill a quota unless you're someone like Pekora who's really shy and can't handle it. "Idols have to yuribait" is really the most classic western cope. They are not gonna love you.

>> No.20628211

>>20618275
Am I mssing something? Since when Koyo is a lesbian?

>> No.20628488
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>>20628211
all holox are lesbians

>> No.20628510

>>20627553
>c/u/ck

>> No.20628603

>>20628488
all girls are lesbians

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>>20628510

>> No.20628845
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>turns your oshi gay
nothing personel hoshiyomi

>> No.20628917
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>>20628845
>Turns ame gay

Nothing personal teamates

>> No.20629022

>Believing there's a single woman alive that can defeat the cock

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>>20628917
She’s a rapist!!!!’

>> No.20629259

>>20620160
>Koyori
Qrd?

>> No.20629574

>>20618897
Vtuber is a female equivalent of an engineer, if you're gay and want to use your job to find potential partners there is no better job for you.

>> No.20629740

>>20628603
This

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>>20619104
Based.
>spoke fluently
Soon.

>> No.20629989

>>20627375
For me it was the part where she put it near her heart.

>>20618897
Sapphism has been a thing for thousands of years, women pretend to want to fuck women to get the attention of men.

Unfortunately /u/fags are retarded and think this means they are all allergic to dick.

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>>20618897
You guys are idiots, it's obvious self selection bias. A woman that's aware of the existence of hololive and wants to join it is more likely to be a dyke just like they're more likely to be fujos.

>> No.20632937

A gay guy once told me all women all bi

>> No.20633282

>>20632937
he was right

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>>20629989
>noooo they are just doing it for male attention
Have sex.

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>>20629989
It’s real

>> No.20633707

>>20629989
Miko literally said she want to fuck peko straight into her face

>> No.20634166

which holos have sniffed the butt of another holo

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>>20634166

>> No.20634813

>>20634166
me of course

>> No.20635197

>>20629574
>engineer, if you're gay
wat

>> No.20649097

Why wouldn’t you want your oshi to be a lesbian? You’re never going to fuck her. Be glad she’s not taking someone jp manlet cockgj0nd

>> No.20649265

>>20618456
stream source?

>> No.20649965

>>20633707
Right after they both talked about their taste in men.

>> No.20650088

>>20649097
I have a cuck fetish

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