/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
Schedule: https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1503195735860387847

Songs: https://rentry.org/ggg_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/ggg_merch

Previous thread >>20576053

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>>20588114
abayo

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This one

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kek

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>>20588114

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>>20588156
I really hope she pushes the watchalong back just a bit

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it's gou—wait, what the fuck

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>>20588114
SAME-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i'm not even a chumbud but i just came to say this one

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GURA CUTE GURA CUTE

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>>20588252
Fuck that, as soon as possible is better. Give me JWU Gura voice.

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>>20588156
How come Gura only posts American times?

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>>20588311
she can just wake up later

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>>20588156
>vod watchalong
Did she mention if she would restream it or not? While Lytexx made it a non issue i'm still curious.

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>>20588356
Obviously not you fucking idiot.

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garbled glishcoot

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>>20588356
Are you serious?

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UUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

( T o T )

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>>20588335
god bless america

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>>20588381
>>20588393
I guess it was obvious huh, i know Calli really wanted to do it.

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>>20588335
Using a timezone converter is too difficult

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>>20588252
The variable time is probably because she doesn't know when she'll wake up after staying up all night again
OR
She doesn't know how long the stream will go for with a full 3 hour watchalong and might start it early depending on if she has other commitments later that night

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>>20588389

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>>20588335
like most americans, we barely even give a single thought to the rest of the world, as they are irrelevant.

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>>20588469
I know, I would just miss the beginning if she started at that time

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How is she so powerful, bros?

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>>20588114
>>20588114
If there was no way Gura couldn't rearrange the way that there was until today.?
Pride was never the reason but we never had to see Gura to feel.?

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>>20588595
maybe yeah

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Bros, the ways she pranced around while dancing was so damn cute. I'm in love with this small aquatic child

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>>20588114
and people wonder where Asmongold got his idea about vtubers and pedophilia

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>>20588114
I fucking hate pedobuds

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>>20588501
EST is the only time zone that matters :^)

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I will be prepared for the watch along, in that I'm ready to cry with her.

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>>20588114
Based thread!

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Go the fuck back you fucking NIGGERS

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Please stop using coomer images for the OP...

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Would you say /ggg/ got hijacked?

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this one

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is that making you uncomfortable? are you uncomfortable huhaha

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Bros... I just finished day 1, (I had to work and couldn't watch live).
I'm so happy for my sweet lovely shark. I'm so proud of her! I LOVE GURA!!!
that is all

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>>20588744
I'm jacking it now

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>>20588114
uoh.. someone hit me with the uncensored pls

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>>20588785
Shitty brat you're in need of severe correction for always making me frustrated!

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i love gura!

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>>20588739
Fuck off.

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>>20588660
go back

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OPs are getting more risqué every thread.

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>>20588928
I'm honestly surprised this thread has stayed up this long.
Jannies can't resist the power of shark cunny, I guess.

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>>20588928
You can't ger riskier than this one, which is why i use it as the OP.

[Anonymous No.]

Was Gura actually in Japan for Holofes?

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>>20589020
how new

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>>20588831
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4851600?q=parent%3A4851600

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>>20589020
No.

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>>20588994
No one can resist the power of cunny. Gura is too powerful!

>>20589000
You are a master at your craft. Also nice trips.

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Oh shit, EN actually were all in Holofes this year.

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Really wish I could have stayed up to watch the concert live, but I had work in the morning so that was out of the question.
That said, I had a ticket so I checked out the vod and god damn she fucking killed it out there. I had the biggest smile on my face the whole time, and I'm so pround at how far shes come.
That 1/7 figure can't come soon enough, though aren't we still waiting on the Pop-up Parade one too?

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>>20589051
It's said that on all of the EN channels since day 1. Hololive is based in JP.

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>>20589080
uhh... yeah... they even danced on stage.

how the fuck did you not know.

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>>20589113
yes, the PUP has been announced, but there's been no progress on it otherwise. no prototype, date, etc.

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>>20589051
Not new. I just don't follow Holovents

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>>20589020
yes, she lives there now (with me, her husband)

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What did JP fans think of Gura?

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Fuck I can't wait for Gura to gush about fes on stream! 1 hour 20 minutes more bros!

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>>20589225
They didn't really care all that much, were much more excited for Ame and to a lesser extent Ina

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>>20589225
they love same-chan.

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>>20589252
>1 hour 20 minutes more bros!
?

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Y no mori and chicken?

I understand chicken not performing because she's trash but why Mori too?

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>>20589225
Their UOH's were close to causing another 7+ earthquake.

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>>20589329
No, that was me on the other side of the planet

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>>20589314
That banter will get you stabbed

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>>20589278
stop making shit up

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>>20589329
Kek.
>>20589314
Both are terrible.

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>>20589314
they will tomorrow... It's a two day event.
What rock did you people crawl out from under? They been promoting this for weeks and they have all talked about it on stream at one point.
Are you all Clipfags? Fuckin hell.

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>>20589314
>Talking about Mori and chicken in /ggg/
Go back

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>>20588114
just imagine how good it feels to impregnate that tummy

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>>20589278
Why delude yourself so? Gura is far and beyond the most popular EN in Japan. JOPs hardly even watch Ame and Ina.

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>>20588660
Every time you Twatter soys say shit like this, you know what always ends up happening?

Hand over the HDD, Brett.

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>Concert VOD watch along Sunday March 20.
The day I will die from heart failure. Don't mourn for me, this is how I was meant to go.

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>>20589418
I don't have to imagine, i do it all the time.

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>>20589392
They're casuals. Why are people still surprised that some casuals doesn't care about JP-only events outside of JP?
Asking is at least a little bit better than just watching clips and not even touching the girls' channels

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>>20588156
So is the VOD watchalong in a few hours?

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>>20589478
Thanks for keeping my children well fed in there

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>>20588595
uh huh yep true

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From what I've seen from the JP side, everyone clumped Gura, Ame, and Ina together as being cute but were blown away by Moona.

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Posting in based thread. Have a Guwa.

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>>20589286
My bad, I work graveyards so my days are fucked.

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>>20588660
Go back to the niji thread

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>>20589503
Yes, it's clearly written there

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>>20589540
Where is the pre stream Gura...

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>>20589524
I want Moona to blow me too.

Indonesian girls with their slightly salty scent and mild thickness of body hair makes me fucking nut just thinking about them

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>>20589483
I'm surprised because even if they are EN only they have talked about fes multiple times, the location is irrelevant. So the only explanation is being a clipfag, which is, well lol.

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>>20589524
Moona's performance was indeed fantastic. So I totally get that.

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If the regular OP is reading this, use risky images. It helps filtering non chumbuds.

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>>20589524
Moona's performance really showcased her experience as an idol

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>>20589646
Non.

Laplus is clearly the superior loli chuuba

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GURA CUTE GURA CUTE GURA CUTE GURA CUTE GURA CUTE GURA CUTE GURA CUTE GURA CUTE GURA CUTE GURA CUTE

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Today (or tomorow depending on whether I can make it for the stream) is the day I stop being a gray. Sharky deserves it. And I promised myself I'd give to her directly in exchange for not paying for holofes. I'll probably almost never be able to catch her member streams live because >EU but VODs of her being happy is fine too.

Shrimps, it'll take me a while to catch up on the members VODs, what are the priority ones to watch first ?

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So Gura's tail will never have physics added?
Just looking at Ina's hair physics makes me a little envious.

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>>20588629
this is the body of a shark
don't like it? get filtered

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>>20589764
Get used to it.

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>>20589764
Ina's hair wasn't that great either, still too stiff

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>>20589764
blindchama...

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>>20589782

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>>20589385
Do your reps, EOP.

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>>20589764
Yeah... I was kinda disappointed she didn't have any tail rigging since the other girls with tails have some kind of movement. Hopefully it's added on one-day.

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>>20589764
Guras tail has movement. It sways slightly when she turns. The smol 3D model has fucked your head. Shark tails do not move like dog tails.

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>>20588114
Head way too large

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>>20589751
Gift wrapping stream is a must

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>>20589901
Cope.

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>>20589876
>>20589764
if you look closer there is physics, it's just stiff which is an easy thing to adjust

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>>20589866
kek I am literally half-japanese and you you are simply wrong, it always was like this>>20589439

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>>20589751
Stop being a creep.
I literally just took that pic this morning and you holofags are already using it to fantasize being in bed with my wife

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>>20588114
*casts a spell increasing the following attributes: schizophrenia by 10%, anti-energy by 29%, and nijinigger attraction by 12%. posters immune to the effects are instead skewed from their baseline by 1*

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>>20589928
Nothing to cope about

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>>20589751
Anything since december has been love bombs.

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>>20589974
>me who faps to her on the daily
Cope.

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Good sharks tails wag like dogs. It is known.

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>>20590032
Retard thinks they don't. It's tiresome.

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I'm in love with Gura!

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>>20590032
Depressed after realizing I'll never be able to see Guwa's thoracodorsal fascia in full view while fucking her from behind because of her massive shark tail

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>>20590032
>>20590097
We should just ask her

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>>20590147
It's detachable like Mori's brain

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>>20589839
>>20589901
Yes.
>>20589936
Hopefully.

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Gura has small white hairs that are nearly invisible all over her body, but they are incredibly sharp. If you rub your hand over her leg the wrong way you will severely damage your hand.

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The best joke of the FES was seeing HoloID's Moona sing in English while Hololive English did not.

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>>20590228
She's already gotten the "what can my tail do?" duperchat a long time ago and her answer was basically anything you see in fanart.

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Seeing her 3D made it finally sink in for me. Have we really been oogling and drooling over a child this entire time? She moved like a 10 year old, and she was so fucking small...
Am I going to jail?

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>>20588114
source?

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>>20590147
Move it to the side, she gets tightrer as she feels pain.

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Does anyone else here really want to have sexual intercourse with Hololive EN 1st Generation Virtual Youtuber Gawr Gura? Because I do.

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>>20590250
It's worth it...

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>>20590250
I help her shave, but not for you creeps but for myself so I can slide my tongue across her thighs and make my way up to her pussy lips

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>>20590230
Kek.

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>>20590264
Only if you're an aussie or from tennessee.

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>>20590297
Still won't see the lines of her thoracodorsal fascia

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>thread still up
I guess jannies really are seanigs

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>>20588114
THIS. FUCKING. BRAT! HOW MANY TIMES MUST SHE BE TAUGHT A LESSON? YESTERDAY SHE EVEN DARED SEDUCE PEOPLE DURING HER CONCERT! UOOOHHH CORRECTIVE RAPE MUST BE APPLIED YET AGAIN

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>>20590313
Of course. Sex is a healthy component of marriage.

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>>20590410
Picture is too meaty for an ideal Guwa body

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>>20589940
imagine lying about being half-japanese just so your can claim an anime shark girl is popular, absolute state of chumbuds

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>>20590462
That is the ideal Gura body.

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Helo chumbuds your oshi was so cute yesterday, her dance was so energic and she nailed it.
congratulation for the 3D and the Fest
t. moonaito

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T u T
I want this shark child to smother my head inbetween her thighs.

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>>20590237
She's so fucking flat

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>>20590484
But she IS popular.

I even caught my trap jap bf jerking off to her so I helped him out. Had to suck hard to simulate Gura's tight pussy

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>>20590484
Cope

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>>20590462
uh, it is actually perfectly meaty enough to portray the ideal Gura body

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>>20590554
Leave.

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>>20590462
I think it's perfect

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>>20588114

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>>20590513
Moona was so good man.

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>>20590597
>stats from some literally who booru
proves absolutely nothing

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>>20590596
No, fucker. Gura is best with a thigh gap, perfectly vertical chest and slightly visible ribs.

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>>20589575
>>20589540
>>20589503
>>20588252
>>20588356
Isn't the watch along tomorrow, not today?
>>20588335
because fuck subhumans

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>>20590513
Isn't it supposed to be "moonafic"?

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She's mine
I am NOT willing to negotiate

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>>20590513
moona is sex too

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>>20590680
From the one and only.

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>>20590264
It's only a matter of time before the feds take you away. Better go find a child while you still can

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>>20590758
Holy based, I'm not even jealous, I'm glad a fellow chumbud got it.

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>>20590264
Anon, she is an adult. Calm down.

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>>20589528
I had this same problem last night. This morning?

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>>20590692
Still hoping for a Gura doujin with higashiyama show art, chumbuds :^(

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>>20590705
he's describing himself as a moonafic and lunaito at the same time.

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>>20590264
Her model was fucking massive, anon. It was actually uncanny

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Does anyone have a clip of Gura saying "the absolute state" from the mom simulator vid? with audio.

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>20590758
fake, we already have it

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>>20590513
moona and luna were were cute and sexy as well!

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>>20589976
I cast turn spells into salman. yummy

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Gura loves me bros.. I love her so much

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>>20588114

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>>20590946
>implying you're not on the same team

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>>20590264
No I am completely unattracted to children in 3d or even 2d, their personalities annoy me so much. my favorite lolicon characters are those who act like immature adults. Them being stuck in a small body is part of the charm, an example from anime is shinobu

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>>20590462
found the gayest poster in the thread

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>>20588335
Because she's a proud patriot of her country

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Keep doing your best, Gura!

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>>20589976
/ggg/ schizo stats are maxed at all times, you can't do shit

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>>20591047
Are they talking about the Gura ver. OP posted or the one they replied to? Because if it's the one they replied to, I'm probably just as gay

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>>20590410
MUCH AGREED. SHE GONNA LEARN TONIGHT FROM ME AND SHE GONNA LIKE IT. STUPID BITCH WILL BEHAVE LIKE AN OBEDIENT CHILD AND NOT STEP OUT OF LINE AGAIN.

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>>20591044
Hey DuDul

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>>20590907
>gooruh
>uncunny
chose one

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>>20591165
The one the fag replied to.

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>>20591057
Gura is as southern as a southerner can get.

Source: me her brother and husband.

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>>20588114
someone draw her balding please

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>>20590881
o that makes sense, I'm dumb.

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>>20591193
Go suck his cock back on discord.

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>>20588290
I don't really know why I did this.

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>>20591286
Looks good.

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>>20591286
`I thought this was Ame for a second.

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I love Gura!

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>>20591286
Holy fuck it's perfect.
Except Gura will never even get closer to Fate which is a good thing but still

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>>20591286
kek

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Why the fuck is gura talking about a sea of blue like she was actually on stage. What a chumbo

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>>20591338
I want her to beat me with her bouquet of roses and call me a maidenless runt

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>>20591489
She can also see the sea of blue from the Holofes video as well when the camera pans to the audience. It's kayfabe.

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>>20590264
By that token are you looking at a child when you're seeing Marine? She's super short as well.

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>>20591489
do you know what keyfabe is, newfag?

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shit i thought the watch along was today, set an alarm for no reason now.

oh well time for Elden Ring

[Anonymous No.]

>>20591489
shut up its her disney magic keyfabe ok. honestly she probably felt overwhelmed seeing those blue lights and herself on stage on the stream

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>>20591489
the v is for virtual

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>>20591703
AAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE HER SO MUCH IM SO PROUD OF HER GURAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>20591703
She ends her streams the same way she ends her performances.

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>>20591703
Look at my cute shark wife

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>>20591703
she knows exactly how to maximize her cuteness

[Anonymous No.]

So
Member tomorrow
Break monday
Reflect MV Tuesday
Mario Kart Wednesday

Sounds nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>20249803
can someone post this countdown clip

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>>20591895
she's not going to show up for mario kart wednesday, but other than that it's accurate

[Anonymous No.]

>>20591761
Will a million byes and one last burst of cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>20591622
uhhh
not in 12 minutes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20592053
Nope, tomorrow. Reread the schedule

[Anonymous No.]

>>20592053
No one is streaming today, Gura is probably asleep now and might be up all night again for Day 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>20591703
This fills my dark soul with light.

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[Anonymous No.]

Holy kek, I never noticed this thread. That OP.
>>20591703
I can't stop watching her bit. It's too good

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>>20592302
I've been looping it all day and since nobody is streaming I have no reason to stop.

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I still can't believe it really happened. Im so fucking proud of her

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>>20589782
make this the next /ggg pic

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I can just imagine her sitting in her filthy, pitch black room watching a replay of her concert and trying to self insert again to feel some kind of joy. After it's over, the all encompassing sadness and despair hit her like a truck, as she knows that grainy video of a poorly animated 3d shark girl was likely the high point in her life. There was once again nothing to look forward to. She unsticks her self from her chair, and drags her sweaty, disheveled skeleton to bed. She curls in the unwashed sheets and begs for the sweet release of death before sleeping for 16 hours.

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>>20592430
I second this
Do it OP

[Anonymous No.]

>>20592446
same desu

[Anonymous No.]

didn't read
keep seething

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>>20592446

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>>20592446
nice post but you have to be deaf to not hear all the hints she's been dropping about cool shit she can't talk about

[Anonymous No.]

>>20592446
donnie you need a therapist

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>>20592446
Just imagine her stink... I can save her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>20591703
DOMOOO

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it was inauthentic

[Anonymous No.]

>>20592446
God I love her so much. Shes just like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20592552
yeah you have to catch her karaoke for the real thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>20592446
>sweaty
UUUUUOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>20592430
If i don't black out due to alcohol poisoning, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20592446
Imagine having a statue of your persona being sold for millions of yens. I wonder how she's feeling right now.

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>>20592446
>grainy video of a poorly animated 3d shark girl was likely the high point in her life.
honestly yeah. I want gura to succeed in life, but i hope she knows damn well that being a vtuber is not going to be it. At best, its a stepping stone, or a detour at best

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>>20592703
she told us
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1505172653958701059
and she'll tell us again tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>20592446
projection: the post

[Anonymous No.]

>>20592552
The whole premise of vtubing is. Just roasties hiding behind anime avatars, most putting on fake voices, pandering to neckbeards against their will, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20592552
Not for me, I got to watch her capture the whole thing

[Anonymous No.]

'Ate antis
'Ate SEA
Love me shark
Simple as

[Anonymous No.]

>>20592793
>pandering to neckbeards
yeah, me.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20592446
whats with all the filth-posting lately?
Papa Nurgle approves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20592793
Why is a nobody like you talking like a hard coping irl streamer?
Unless... Damn, you people are pathetic. Make content, you autists. Stop posting on 4chan and whining about shit that just sounds like justification for your lack of talent and personality

[Anonymous No.]

>>20592967
Shave and take a shower, smelly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20592982
Gura is a filthy, sweaty girl who has given up on hiding her dish clattering from us. She hopes we pretend to have not heard it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20592982
I don't know but I would really like to eat the grime from under Gura's toenails

[Anonymous No.]

Hey uhhh where the shark at?

[Anonymous No.]

Shark goes on stage
I love
Simple as

[Anonymous No.]

>>20592446
The high point of her life is earning more than 50 thousand a month while sitting in front of her computer.
Cope harder, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20593064
she is farting in her bed right now

[Anonymous No.]

1/3 of you think I'm bait posting, 1/3 think I'm doomposting, and the other 1/3 think I'm smell posting. One of my better creations, I must say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20593064
Sleeping, member's stream is tomorrow.

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>>20593064

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>>20588156
Oh shit I read the schedule wrong, I thought the members stream was today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20591703
I love her so much, I'm so happy for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>20593076
She earns 500 thousand a month, not 50.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20593210
Oh derrrr teaches me to make assumptions

[Anonymous No.]

>>20593246
5 million? what would she do with 50 million a month??

[Anonymous No.]

>>20593218
you are not the only one

[Anonymous No.]

>>20593246
She doesnt make 6M profit a year you retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>20593266
Never trust KFP I Guess

[Anonymous No.]

I just watched your shark's 3D debut, and goddamn could she fucking get it. What a performance. I know you motherfuckers were proud.

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>>20593284
She does. Easily. She probably got 6 million just for talking about taco bell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20593263
the only reason to earn 500million a month is to be placed in the highest tax bracket so you can scam the government out of more money by not paying
tl;dr It's not about the money

[Anonymous No.]

>>20593263
Feed me, her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20588114
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

i can't believe gawr gura made 5 billion dollars this month

[Anonymous No.]

>>20593347
>It's not about the money
RORU
they are women. everything is about money

[Anonymous No.]

>>20593284
there is abundant proof of the 60 million she makes every year

[Anonymous No.]

>>20593210
I fucked up, I planned this afternoon around this stream because I couldn't notice the difference because this morning felt like yesterday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20593371
all me

[Anonymous No.]

>thinking gura doesn't literally wipe her ass with $600

[Anonymous No.]

>>20593304
Hell yeah my oshi fucking killed it, I couldn’t stop smiling. Go leave her a message on twitter if you’re feeling up for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20593371
I heard she makes 6million Jews with me her Jew husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>20593375
>not sending a message
ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

>>20593391
scarlet nexus? more like fartlet nexus huhaha

[Anonymous No.]

500 billions in under 2 years!?, a little hard to believe if you ask me

[Anonymous No.]

>>20593391
She doesn't, she uses a t shirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>20593304
More than I can say

[Anonymous No.]

>>20593441
she wipes her pissy cunny with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>20593399
Nah I don't engage on my Twitter, that shit is cancer. I'll drop her a SC next time I'm able to catch a stream, though. Easily my favorite Myth. Enjoy your cute oshi, bros.

[Anonymous No.]

I membered for the first time to anyone. After watching the performance I realized she's the one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20593371
Gargle Guda made 4.79 trillion this month and we have an abundance of facts to show it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20593453
Cute skipping.

[Anonymous No.]

What’s the lowest angle for the statue we have?

[Anonymous No.]

GOING WITHOUT ME?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20588335
Because we don't care about the rest of the world, most of her viewers are American anyway

[Anonymous No.]

Damn brat!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20593516
I think this one

[Anonymous No.]

Ok schizo stop replying to yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>20588767
>foot lightstick
kek

[Anonymous No.]

So how many times do you think she kicked her cat during the rehearsal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20593601
a bunch of times, she literally kicked the shit out of that pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>20593558
ToT
we must go lower

[Anonymous No.]

>>20593516
This one is pretty low too

[Anonymous No.]

>>20593709

[Anonymous No.]

>>20593653
sorry but I've already hit rock bottom

[Anonymous No.]

>>20593601
bro she punted that thing into the stratosphere

[Anonymous No.]

>day 1 is 3 hours
jesas. i hope is the same time for gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>20593806
She's always shad lower teeth guy it's just the way her live2d is drawn

[Anonymous No.]

>>20593871
The SPWN vod is 3:25 and I assume that’s what she’ll be using

[Anonymous No.]

imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>20593953

[Anonymous No.]

>>20593883
More like the way it's rigged

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see more Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20593984
Long time no see, umishit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20593558
>>20593709
someone get a selfie stick and stick it under there already!!! damn brat teasing us like this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20594019

[Anonymous No.]

>>20588501
Based Dodgerbud

[Anonymous No.]

>>20594063
Let's hope that Gura's performance got some Japanese chumbud horny enough to do that

[Anonymous No.]

Me and my wife

[Anonymous No.]

Reflect is the best song of Hololive because is unique
the rest is generic moeshit and jpop shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>20593709
I wish I had money

[Anonymous No.]

>>20594165
dreamin' chuchu is better

[Anonymous No.]

why are stinky gura's sleeves so crusty and stiff

[Anonymous No.]

>>20594165
also, modal scales are inherently aquatic.
t. surf guitarist

[Anonymous No.]

>>20594165
Couldn't you argue that all of Mori's songs are unique to Hololive as well?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura hips... ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>20594165
Unison is pretty good too for the same reason

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's so fucking cute.
What do I even do with a boner that has been overloaded with such cuteness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20594225
the evil gura part was sexual af

[Anonymous No.]

Gura lied and it crushed my soul... Cover probably made her do it but fuck man...

[Anonymous No.]

>>20594225
She's too obscene...

[Anonymous No.]

>>20594252
blast dick into space

[Anonymous No.]

>>20594165
>off topic image
>muh moeshit

back to the sticky with you tourist

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think I'm ready for Gura idol outfit next year

[Anonymous No.]

>>20594260
I want Gawr to hold me down while Gura rapes me

[Anonymous No.]

>>20594318
What you mean you aren’t ready for PITS and a very small chance of TUMMY?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20594389
A year isn't enough time to financially prepare for my funeral

[Anonymous No.]

>>20594389
>very small
they get to pick their own outfits so its a 100% guarantee of tummy knowing her

[Anonymous No.]

>>20591323
I mean they both midgets (150cm), so close enough?

[Anonymous No.]

Could somebody give this lazychum that photo of Gura's 1:1 statue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20594420
Oh they do? Hopefully she picks it then

[Anonymous No.]

>>20594420
Proof next thread!

[Anonymous No.]

I pick my nose every morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20594454
Nevermind, I just looked at the catalogue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20594454
Which?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20594225
Doesn't this look a little fake to you guys? I'm not trying to breed rrats or anything but it's just kind of uncanny

[Anonymous No.]

>>20594548
Same desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20594420
they get to choose an accessory too so ill probably be making an appearance on top of her head

[Anonymous No.]

>>20594664
She'll choose a tail ribbon because all the shrimps are waving glowsticks in the audience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20594584
wdym? Is it because you see the live band next to her in 3D and looks odd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20594225
How did Gura's dad feel watching this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20594584
>I'm not trying to breed rrats
same, i'm trying to breed a shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>20594798
He had sex with mama shark right after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20591703
I won't be ready for the day she leaves

[Anonymous No.]

Requesting dancing gura + dancing "is this real" cat meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>20595017
Shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20594225
She looks like she's having the time of her life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20595037
It's coming sooner rather than later. I mean what's left for her to do in holo?

And where's the frame?

[Anonymous No.]

i updated the merch page with some info about what's sold out and what's still available.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20595230
Gura bless your soul.

[Anonymous No.]

Does the 1:1 figure smell like her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20594289
Followed by universe shattering cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20595307
I'll pay extra if it does

[Anonymous No.]

>>20595118
Come back tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20595400
No stream today? But muh schedule...

[Anonymous No.]

>>20595118
>has never had anything going for her besides some infamous shitposts
>becomes a worldwide celebrity
>b-bros. . . the end is near
do niggers really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20595421
You check the schedule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20595423
Well, the streams are low-energy already, and have been this way for a good while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20594830
>starting work on my future wife
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>20595230
>waiting on the Nendoroid
>and the wireless earphones
>and the PuP to actually exist
>and now the 1/7 figure too
Does production normally take this long, or is this related to the global supply chain getting fucked?

[Anonymous No.]

How do megalodons even fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20595499
Blame the coof and it's effects on the world's economy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20595512
very violently hopefully

[Anonymous No.]

>>20595499
Prototype to production can take years sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>20595499
A bit of both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20595499
I know figs can take up to two years to be made into a proper production run. But earphones are literally just a rebadge of some low-quality shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20594080
This is literally perfect

[Anonymous No.]

GURA SEX

[Anonymous No.]

>>20595512
I can teach you, just show me that ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20595499
it's always been normal for otaku goods to be preorder-only with multiple months' lead time, but the lead time also basically doubled when the pandemic kicked into gear.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is literally living her dreams. I'm so proud of her.

[Anonymous No.]

I just noticed her arm clips through the jacket. I don't have any real complaints about the 3D model but I do hope some of the small things like that get patched up. I know she wasn't the only one that had clipping issues last night

[Anonymous No.]

>>20595558
Nendoroid doko?
>rerelease
>one year wait after pre-orders
most belated birthday gift yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>20595691
i don't know nearly enough about 3D modeling to say whether this is normal for mocap applications of this complexity, but it is certainly normal for hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20594798
>Yer fans really like ya!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20595499
Buyfagging has always been a long commitment hobby

[Anonymous No.]

>>20595691
i-it'd be a real shame if her clothes clipped right off her body haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>20594798
He may not understand it but I'm sure he realizes it's a big deal and is proud of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>20595773
You forgot BA DUM TSHHHH.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>20595691
Yeah there's that, the tail stiffness, Ame's weird shoulders and Ina's hair that could use a little work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20595855
Oh, he understands. And then there is the money aspect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20595850
Agreed, who in their right mind would like to see Gura's tummy flash trough her clothes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20595691
Just like Noel's tiddies
It's also why most of their outfits don't have sleeves

[Anonymous No.]

>>20595978
that one anon that's been arguing about the tail being stiff because it's realistic is hilarious to me. I don't want realism, I want her to be cute and a nice wiggly tail would be much cuter

[Anonymous No.]

>>20593328
You're a delusional retard, probably also underage

[Anonymous No.]

>>20596094
UOOOOOOOOOOOH

[Anonymous No.]

>>20596094
nta but your inability to read a joke is pretty funny

[Anonymous No.]

I like how the number fluctuates. The highest I remember was what, 50 millions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20595978
yeah. if kiara and mori have good 3d models because they were in japan and have good contacts........ I swear im gonna anti

[Anonymous No.]

>>20596195
nigger what

[Anonymous No.]

>>20596195
I'm with you. Fuck that lazy piece of shit Gura, can't even get a model right!

[Anonymous No.]

Why is she so cute in every shape or form? 2D, 3D, chibi whatever she's always so bright and lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20595937
I don't get it. I thought her dad would just be happy people love his daughter in a very wholesome way.

[Anonymous No.]

No worries buds I will personally get all of Gura's
body measurements while she's nude so her model next year comes out all the better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20594798
>Hey I saw ya performin' Reflux on the internet video. Oh by can I keep that statue of yer shark girl by the way, for the trophy collection?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20596368
I'm sure he is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20596355
how does she look so small and childlike, even compared to luna who is the same height.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20596415
Who said she gets to keep the statue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20596415
>NUMBAH ONE CHUM FAN
wholesome papashark

[Anonymous No.]

>>20588114
>[File deleted]

[Anonymous No.]

I'm very proud of her.

She was amazing, excellent, and clearly in her element.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20596478
Who do you think is gonna win the auction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20596553
some rich chinafag

[Anonymous No.]

>>20596500
Kek, let's see how it goes next thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20596553
Talent is probably banned from taking part in it, like with any other corporate promotion thing. So, some jap schizo will. Or maybe Linus Sebastian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20596594
indeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>20596553
it will be some russian oligarch
months from now there will be video footage inside the kremlin and there will be a hint of a trident and tail off in the corner of the screen

[Anonymous No.]

>>20596594
When that one gets deleted too can we have some dancing shark hips pwease

[Anonymous No.]

>>20596604
Oh nyo, I wonder if mama and papashark are banned from bidding though. If only they had a way to get enough to afford it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>20596553
Elon Musk

[Anonymous No.]

>>20596669
Usually relatives are also exempt. It may be strictly Japan limited in the first place as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20596625
oh god please let the clown's will take over
send me to best timeline
amen

[Anonymous No.]

>>20596651
Post the image so the other OP who makes the other thread uses it, I'm probably getting a ban and i don't circumvent bans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20588114
>>20588114
How the fuck meidos deleted this one, but have left the shitty toddler body, micro bikini, pissfag one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20596706
probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>20596553
If dubs then it goes to a deadbeat

[Anonymous No.]

>>20596800
Nice, it's mine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20596800

[Anonymous No.]

>>20596800
Cuckbeats keep winning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20596800
Oh the irony
In order to be the last chumbud, I have to become a deadbeat

[Anonymous No.]

>>20596800
You fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.]

its been over one full year since the disaster of terraria

[Anonymous No.]

>>20596850
Not for long, one of these days she is going to be executed on stream by Yakuza hitmen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20596920
i'm in the screencap TWICE!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20596920
>one year later
>she tells EVERYONE that only members get to know her shoe size

[Anonymous No.]

>>20596934
She'll just shrek them to pieces while screeching demonically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20596987

[Anonymous No.]

>>20596959
I distinctly remember she saying that her shoe size is six or seven way back when. Like a year ago or so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20596920
I’m in this screencap

[Anonymous No.]

>>20596920
God I laughed so hard that day

[Anonymous No.]

>>20597026
That was Scout's shoe size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20597069
No, she also talked about difficulties in finding the right shoes and having to shop in the kiddie section. My mom is basically the same, so it stuck in my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20596625
>months from now there will be video footage inside the kremlin and there will be a hint of a trident and tail off in the corner of the screen
Putin's office.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20597119
Anyone got a timestamp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20597128
English lizard gets Saddam's gold piano, and Bad Vlad gets Gura life-size statue? I think he'd go for the real thing instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20597119
She never said that, I wouldve remembered it

[Anonymous No.]

No! Gura only makes $600,000 a year!
Streamers with 1,000 viewers can easily make $60,000 a year but for some reason Gura only makes 10 times as much as them! I'm not coping she really cares about my supachat money!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20597217
I liked you better when it was 50 mil.

[Anonymous No.]

I want that life sized Gura statue so bad..

[Anonymous No.]

>>20596415
>I'll hang it from the ceilin'

[Anonymous No.]

>>20595691
i'm somewhat well versed in 3D so i will give you my guesses
first of all EN and ID have pre-recorded movement, did recorded that data somewhere and imported it into whatever software that company is using for the Augmented Reality
unlike the JP girls who are being tracked in real time directly into the software they suffered a few limitations such as
>physics not working very well for their clothes and hair making them barely move (Gura's tail too since it uses the same type of rigging as hair)
>clipping
>dynamic lights from the ambience not reflecting on them causing the models to look less "real"
>movements look a bit more mechanic, probably because they had to manually fix some of them
in the there's not much they could do, motion capture is very complex and it's amazing they managed to do this at distance.
i wouldn't worry about the quality of their models, i'm sure they are very well made, just wait a bit more so we can see them without limitations.

[Anonymous No.]

What if Gura invests all her money in companies that collect and recycle ocean microplastics into consumer goods and packaging

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not worried about not getting the lifesized statue since I'm already going to marry the real thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>20597358
Then she'll go bankrupt in a couple of years or maybe even faster.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not worried about not getting the lifesized statue since I only have space for the 1:7 scale figure

[Anonymous No.]

>>20597358
She's not that smart

[Anonymous No.]

>>20597401
You should throw something out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20597401
get a second refrigerator box

[Anonymous No.]

>>20597354 (me)
please forgive all the errors, trying to explain things in another language is too musukashii

[Anonymous No.]

>>20596800
tony deserves it after the dante present

[Anonymous No.]

>>20597358
What if she invests in uranium companies as nuclear power is the cleanest and largest energy producing methods we have at the moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20597568
>Implying the coal, oil and green lobbies will let you

[Anonymous No.]

Goodness, I love Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20597568
Aren't most of the legit companies that traffick and transport uranium Russian contractors?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20597679
Most are, some are in Kazakhstan (a Russian ally) however there are some in Australia and Canada.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20597354
I know nothing about 3D so I’ll choose to believe you

[Anonymous No.]

>>20597358
I'll be honest, if I'm donating money to a vtuber I don't want them to invest with it or to put it away for a rainy day. I'd want them to use it to make them immediately happy. Imagine giving a piece of jewelry to a girl and she just stores it away in a safe so she can resell it at a later point when she needs it for utility purposes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20597902
So stop giving them money.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's erect tail will calm down for members.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20597568
That was a very good investment play for a couple of years now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20598004
member's only value just skyrocketed

[Anonymous No.]

>>20598004
>Not wanting Gura's turgid tail
Weak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20597902
Don't give Gura any money then. She already has WAY more than enough to make herself happy right now, and she does by buying the expensive 30 dollar pizza she's always dreamed about. And finding out it sucks and isn't worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20597869
Move now.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a chumbud but I will keep reporting all of these threads if you don't behave.

No matter how much you want cunny, professionals have standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20598119
just this once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20598133
I'm a professional and I approve of cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>20598119
>early thread
nyo

[Anonymous No.]

well then

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/zands8.mp4
It'll be so refreshing the hear the crowd actually cheer next year.

[Anonymous No.]

gay meidos