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>"Finana honey, what kind of career do you have now that we've put you through college education my dear?"
>"I'm a vtuber now ma!"
>"a what?"
>shows her the vod
>...
>"Finana honey, are you still doing that 'succ a cock' joke on stream?"
>"yeah ma!"
>"Good, baby. That's such a crowd pleaser, how clever are you to come up with the 'succ a cock' joke. So creative, it makes your mama's bosom swell with pride knowing her mermaid daughter is performing in front of the whole world, using her given surname, going up in front of total strangers, and doing the 'succ a cock' joke."
>"aww thanks ma!"
>"np my dear."
>watches more vods
>"Finana, deary I only wish your daddy and grandparents were still alive so that they can watch you do the 'succ a cock' joke live on stream, followed by your amazing 'swallow the cum!' joke."
>"maybe they're watching from heaven ma!"
>"You think? Honey, let me know the next time you're going to do a guerilla stream. All the folks from Sunday mass would love to watch my daughter! Momma's so proud. So proud..."

>> No.20515756
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20515756

wtf are you doing nigger

>> No.20515779

Grrrr...this dumb...fishy...brat! I will correct her...

>> No.20515802

This makes me think what's the minimum annual salary that will make that acceptable for your parents?

I'm thinking six figures minimum

>> No.20515816

>>20515677
in an age of prostitution, siring the biggest most successful whores is a point of pride

>> No.20515873

don't you holofags have an expo to watch?

>> No.20516090

If I was making this much money acting like a retard on the internet when I've done it my entire life for free my parents opinion wouldn't be high on the priorities list, that's for sure.

>> No.20516233

>>20515677
Is she also a hick?

>> No.20516295
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20516295

>>20515677
OP let me fix that for you. There, much better.

>> No.20516397

i want to stack lazulight and fuck them
except for finana on the bottom

>> No.20516479

>>20515816
I read somewhere (can't exactly recall) French madames used to run massive, extravagant brothels and escort services and they were pretty proud of their best whores too, so
>Nijisanji

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