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A thread for the discussion of Mori Calliope and the members of her extended universe.

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Mori Love
Anticipating Elden Ring stream

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amor

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>>20399798
Thank you for making this. I'm always paranoid when making a thread that one will be made already before I'm done.
>>20399546
The Mori hate has honestly gotten to a point where I think people just join in on it as if it were a meme. A cultural thing. Luckily the vast majority of the people who make up the actual splits are chill with deadbeats and Mori. But, legit, why the fuck is ggg full of cock mongrels? Their oshi is actually pretty chill.

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https://youtu.be/ZYg0VmLfvBo?t=4532
Mori goes in with two fingers and says "imagine"

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>>20399882
why is she begging to be fucked

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>>20399847
>spoiler
Gura being the biggest vtuber on the planet makes her thread an easy target for schizos and tourists.

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>>20399883
Schoolgirl Moririn is extreme fuel for my fantasies
even simple shit like grabbing something to eat after school
God I hate my life

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Tako here. For some reason I had a dream today where I was dating Mori. She was very cute.
That's all, thank you.

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>>20399911
So wouldn't this thread be a massive target for schizos and tourists since Mori is the second biggest vtuber? Sure, we have our fair share, but not as much as you would think.

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>>20399497
>I'm very happy with that change. I hated seeing her saying S-Word and F-Word in the videos I had seen of her. Just say the damn word. Screw the kids.
Now this is something I agree with 100%. I couldn't stand all the self-censorship. The way she swears now feels significantly more natural and less cringe.

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Sorry to burst the bubble of the finger posters, but this is what she was trying to do, she even says something about magic. (The stroking the scythe was entirely her doing the 5-foot scythe gag though)

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>>20399936
It's okay. I would date Lui over Mori any day of the week, even though Mori is my oshi. I'd love to have Mori as one of my best friends, though. I can't imagine dating Ina, though. She's too pure and timid.

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>>20399969
>Mori being accidentally lewd when doing a magic trick
That makes it like a hundred times better

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>>20399882
I'm more noticing the moaning she does before it cuts to Gura and Kiara.

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>>20399969
thanks for the explanation mori we should have raunchy sweaty sex now

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>>20399973
>spoiler
I imagine dating Ina to be like pic related

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>>20399511
The worst thing is, I have more than enough money to pay for my membership, I just need a fucking way to give it to YT because it decided to be a bitch and not accept my national currency and cards over the recent events. How do you do ars shit? Do you just add a card with fake address in Argentina? I wonder if this would work in current situation

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>>20400026
Can't you buy a google play card with bitcoin or something?

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>>20399948
>since Mori is the second biggest vtuber?
Second biggest holo*. Kizuna Ai is still technically bigger even if she's on indefinite hiatus.
>So wouldn't this thread be a massive target for schizos and tourists
Uh yes? The JK race thing invited a whole bunch of schizos who wouldn't stop bitching about Mori being an objective failure and that we shouldn't have enjoyed the VC collab stream.

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>>20400069
>Second biggest holo
nta but I actually had no idea of this
I knew goomba was #1 but I figured there'd be some JP with 2 million out there

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>>20399847
You posting that image doesn't really help you make a case

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>>20400023
Oh god, now that is a massive fucking throwback. How many people on this site even remember that game?

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>>20399936
Thats funny, I had a dream this week that Ina was my teacher. Your girl's very cute and a beast at Elden Ring

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>>20400114
I was gonna say "obviously everyone remembers that game" until I realized how many newfags are on this board.

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>>20400023
I hate the end of her route. Shes my favourite girl but the end seems so forced

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>>20400110
Wasn't really trying to make "a case." Also, I didn't pay any mind to the text. I just reached into my overburdened Mori image folder and yanked something out that look like it might fit.
>>20400152
That and also consider how fucking old it is at this point. I'm an oldfag and have been around for ages, so of course I remember it. But you have to remember there's an entire new generation of youngfags on this board now.

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>>20400023
she unironically gave me a fetish for burn victims, god the sweet texture of rubbery, charred titty

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>>20400178
>but the end seems so forced
I thought we were talking about Hanako's route, not Shizune's. I don't even remember how Hanako's route ended

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>>20400092
Nope, Mori will be the second holo to hit 2 mil.

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>>20400178
>>20400259
I only played Lily's route because idc other whores

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>>20399882
Cumming inside Mori before the stream in an hour....

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>>20400282
why are they so tired!!!

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>>20400300
Too much sex.

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>>20400316
with me

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>>20400300
After school club activities desu ne
The club is chuni demon hunters

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>>20400326
Yeah, me.

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>>20399924
walking home from school in the rain, sharing an umbrella and holding her arms because the dummy forgot her's...

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>>20400249
>god the sweet texture of rubbery, charred titty

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>>20400259
They shoehorn in the sex scene and its really weird. Would have preferred it being a non h route

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>>20400341
SEES niggas be like

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>>20400249
>>20400438
lol that reminds me when I was playing AI dungeon and wanted to have sex but the generator kept giving me shit like "you have sex then fall asleep" so in a fit of rage I drop a nuke or start a fire then type "I have sex with a burnt corpse" cause I thought it would be funny, and the damn thing legit gives me 2 full paragraphs of extremely detailed attempt at fucking a charred burned body

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>>20400440
What? You don't want that McCrispy vagina? You fucking gay or something?

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>>20400476
No I do, the execution was just lacking

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>>20400440
I think the public reception would've been bad if the burn victim was the only one who didn't have an h route. However I see where you're coming from.
>>20400269
Based Lilychad.

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>>20400376
getting soda and sipping on it while chatting about vidya and manga
Mori inviting herself to your house to check out your gaming rig

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>>20400467
I used to play AI Dungeon all the fuckin' time. It's such a shame they decided to virtue signal against lolicon type shit, which they had actually originally trained their AI on. The limitations don't just effect people who want that sort of thing either. Inability to understand certain situations and aspects inherently hampers the AI's ability to learn.

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>>20400467
>the damn thing legit gives me 2 full paragraphs of extremely detailed attempt at fucking a charred burned body
kek

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>>20400548
reminds me of when 4chan made Microsoft's AI Twitter into a racist

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>>20400598
Only in reverse. You can't have an AI without a healthy dose of racism and child rape it seems.

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Lui is playing another horror game with emotional support from FBK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HZiluIIVk0

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>>20400069
He said holo kizuna ai isnt a holo

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need more gap of mori being cute and lewd

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>>20400733
>So wouldn't this thread be a massive target for schizos and tourists since Mori is the second biggest vtuber?
>He said holo kizuna ai isnt a holo
????

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>>20400643
>c***d r*pe
You can't just post that here. You're going to attract glowies and turn them into deadbeats

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>>20400671
Thank you for telling me. I love Mori, but Lui is too wife material for me to pass up on. I hope I can get a healthy dose of my birb wife before the Mori stream starts.

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>>20400794
/ggg/ exists. They're already /here/.

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This october Mori's gonna brong back the shitstorm of scariness with different guests and games throughout the month

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>>20400671
Nice, I'll check it out.
>Visage
Meh. While I'm no fan of outlast either, most horrors Holos play are absolutely terrible in comparison.
>>20400866
Playing horrors together with scaredy cats sounds like a fun idea.

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>>20400866
I want more horror watchalongs 2bh

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>>20400785
I type soo fast i was thinking he said kizuna ai is the second most sub i just read what he said now

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>>20400933
I loved the Final Destination watchalong. I hope desperately for more. Did she do any other horror watchalongs or was that it?

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>>20400980
Evil Dead was kino. all of it

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>>20400376
>>20400520
first year of highschool and Mori is the unapproachable scary girl in your class
has no friends because people think she's a delinquent
you strike up a conversation when you see her at the library, reading a manga that you like
Mori is overjoyed to have someone to talk to about manga, music, and vidya
Since Mori is now in a good mood at school and no longer scary looking, other girls in class approach her who are the rest of Myth and become her friends
you spend your high school years with your bro quintet

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>>20401051
I remember seeing the /morig/ thread simulator where someone said Mori laughed at a woman being raped. Been tempted to watch that ever since.

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Remember deadbeats, gay sex is fine if it's with your bros

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>>20401120
>/morig/ thread simulator
?

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>>20401120
She was laughing during a rape scene in Evil Dead yes

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>>20401120
>/morig/ thread simulator
I hate those
seeing my emo posts in there feels embarrassing

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>>20401167
Besides goodfellas the Evil Dead watchalongs are my favourites

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Fucking Mori and holding her as she thanks you for finishing inside her....

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>>20401249
Then she bites off your head like a grasshopper

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>>20401288
h-hot

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>>20401288
I am a hydra desu ne, this only makes me more powerful

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>>20401153
https://youtu.be/wE8pUI1odqs

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>>20401153
It gets posted periodically.
>>20401172
I was obsessed with those back in the day. It makes me happy to get a blast from the past and involving something I enjoy for once. It makes me laugh too.

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>>20401172
I love them, I hornypost and get called based and they get included.

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Mori please stop doing this shit, people have jobs, that 15 minutes matters...

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>>20401816
15 minutes is how long I would last with Mori

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>>20401816
Fuck off, bitchbeat

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>>20401347
damn she's hot

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>>20401816
Indeed, I got fired because I decided not to turn in my paperwork since I wanted to watch the stream. How could this BITCH do this to me??

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>>20401866
Maybe I can't draw bodies but I can draw those special eyes q.q

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>>20401845
Yeah in a relationship

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>>20401866
Most importantly, she is beautiful.

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>>20401856
nigga, that's 1/4th of the time I get to spend with her in the next 8 hours, it sucks

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>>20401961
>Working on St Patrick's day
Surprisingly one of the weird days I get off (workplace basically encouraging alcoholism and who am I to deny them)

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>>20401961
The VOD will always be there.

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>>20401960
beautiful moon princess

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damn i need to go take a shit before the stream starts but a cat is in my lap...

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I chuckled

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>>20401856
I know your first reaction is to defend your oshi, but let the dude have his complaint. He's upset because he can't spend as much time with Mori. That's as innocent and respectable of a complaint as it gets.

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VR Elden Ring when?

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>>20402108
Make like bonebro and kick that cat...for safety

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>>20402108
Do you not have an adult gaming diapers?

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>>20402119
Only thing I know is you don't have forks, Mori

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>>20402174
Spork supremacy

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>>20402213
>Mori excitedly invites you over for a kobe beef dinner
>You arrive, she hushes you inside as you notice she only is wearing an apron and thighhighs
>She sits you down and presents the steak, then proceeds to start cutting it with sporks

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>>20402213
I unironically own a spork and really like using it for pasta, fried rice, soups etc

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>>20401816
I'm so sorry, Deadbeat. She probably has a reason for being so late, but I feel bad for you. Your complaints are valid.

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>>20402213
>>20402292
Mori is the type of girl to hold up a spork

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>>20402390
This bitch ask for a fork at the ramen joint

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>>20402390
>The kind of girl to chase you down a dark alley demanding you impregnate her while she holds a spork

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>>20401363
>v 1.3 needs to have the ELDEN RING START MENU Music.

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ogey~

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Moririn's on the telly!

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...she's fucking retarded

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MY MORI IS A FELON FUCK THE COPS

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She left her fucking visa in the club

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Why is she like this.

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Yep. Yep, that's a good reason to be late. Pure terror.

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my Mori is going to get deported let's gooooo!!

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Holy fuck

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Mori you shouldn't talk about this on stream

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im sorry to say but one of our talents "calliope mori" cannot perform at holofes 3rd LIVE

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jokes aside I think that would be a visa right?

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>>20402737
maybe some immigrant card or something

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goddamit Mori, don't ruin the fucking Fes by a goddamn deportation

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>>20402737
There's a couple of docs you need but yeah you can get screwed hard in foreign areas

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Dude imagine admitting you'd straight up run from the cops to avoid getting deported on fucking stream holy fuck lmao

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>>20402749
does Japan have a card for when you get the jab?

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The real question is, what has she done that she thinks she could get arrested for?

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I missed the first 15 minutes. What happened?

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>>20402737
>>20402749
It's a residency card. They arrest you if you can't produce it on demand.

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>>20402812
being a white person in Japan w/o a visa

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>>20402830
can't cover legally vouch for her or something if that happens?

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>>20402827
Mori lost an important document cops showed up to her place most likely to return it to her but she was afraid to answer her door because they might find out about her and Sui's shota sex dungeon

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Uhh anyone else find it hard to enjoy streams when you're feeling secondhand anxiety like this? Holy shit I'm freaking out here.

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>>20402843
How funny but true, I almost got arrested while visting family in Mexico while a minor because I didn't have an ID

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>>20402812
She's retarded and paranoid. All information is online and archived. Not having a card just means they would type in her name and probably get her a new one

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>>20402889
Yeah but she'll still get hauled to the slammer until she can get in contact with them.

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>>20402921
Not actually true. Japanese cops will still arrest you on the street and take you in if you don't have it. You have to have your passport on you if you're a tourist or they can do the same thing.

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>CALLI'S GOIN TO JAIL TONIGHT!

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They weren't cops they were the based department, they wanted to let her know she's certified based

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>>20402911
chill, it's dumb as fuck and she actively made it worse by not interacting with the police earlier, but as >>20402921 says, the info exists outside of the card
at worst she'd get fined for not having it on her person at the moment

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>>20402911
she'll be fine they don't know about the shota sex dungeon.....yet

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>>20402927
my god, my prison rape fantasies...

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>>20402927
If she was outside maybe, but to come to her place for that they would need to know she lost it, which would mean they have it

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>>20402990
she can finally become Jolyne Kujo like she always wanted to

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>>20402921
Japanese bureaucracy takes fucking weeks to issue new documents though

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>>20399882
UUUUUWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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>>20402996
they came up to her house, where the fuck do you think they got an idea of her identity and address without prompt?

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>>20402996
Still retarded to lose something like that to begin with, it just complicates things right when the next big step in her career is about to happen

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>>20403064
I know, they were absolutely there to just return it. She'll be fine

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>>20403064
Read his post again, that's exactly what he's saying. Someone found the card, turned it in, and the cops were bringing it to her. How the fuck else would they know she lost it and where she lives?

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>>20403093
she should honestly not be legally permitted to leave the house without a handler

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im not surprised if we hear a door bell. then she comes back and ends the stream and it gets privated

damn it Calli

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>>20402978
>trapped in gaijin wigger's sex dungeon
>finally leaves her phone unattended
>she'll get suspicious if I take her visa
>instead I sabotage her card holder so it'll fall off when she's in the city
>report illegal immigrant that's been spotted in the area
>bide my time until this bitch is arrested and I'm freed

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>>20403157
>trapped in Mori's sex dungeon
Why would you want to leave?

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Would she be arrested for something if they searched her home?

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>>20403135
>*KNOCK KNOCK*
>"Keisatsu desu."
>god fucking dammit they'r-
>This video is unavailable :(

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I really love the underground areas in Elden Ring

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>>20403122
Alright Muhammad let's chill a bit

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>>20403207
no the leans

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>>20403205
Because its sex with me, not you.

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>>20403122
That handler? Me. (of her breasts)

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>>20403135
>then she comes back and ends the stream
Nigga if they're coming to arrest her they're not gonna let her end her stream before they put on the handcuffs. Unless...the cop is a deadbeat.

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>>20403210
>PIN PON
>Mori, in the middle of a fight in Elden Ring, ignores because she thinks it's Uber eats
>The police kick down her door

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MY PENIS

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>>20403135
>Effu bree ai open oppu!
Can’t wait to hear Mori get nippon swatted

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>>20403135
Accidentally losing a card and then taking precautions to find it before "traveling" anywhere is not grounds for arrest. At the most they'd take her to the department and talk to her

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>>20403284
Try thrusting

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Never played these games but are there items or something for mana regen that isn't a flask?
Is it possible to go full mage?

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>>20403317
but hole

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>>20403317
she loves the finger jokes so much I think she unironically from fingerblasts herself consistently

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>>20403293
> At the most they'd take her to the department and talk to her
Nigga the fuck you think being under arrest means

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>>20403336
Ocassionally you can get drain effects in the soulsborne series, but mostly it's single item regens, they added the flasks in DS3

Mage runs are entirely possible but vary by game

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boy the soundposts from this stream

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>I fucks with two at a time
AAA SEX MORI SEXXX HORNY AAAA SEX

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>I fucks with two at a time
I bet you do

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"I fuck with two at a time" - Calliope Mori

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>>20403336
I'm not sure if there's anything for constant passive FP (mana) regen, but there is HP regen. As for pure mage, yes its possible.

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>>20403336
Mage build is more viable in Elden Ring than any previous game. I did my whole first run pure spellcaster.

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>>20403350
Did you see the dance vod? She made a fingering motion, stroked a scythe, scissored gura, and talked about getting fisted. She’s perpetually horny

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>>20403383
>>20403385
>>20403386
yeah, with my two dicks

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>>20403426
UWAA SHARK HEMIPENIS

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let the bodies hit the pyon~ pyon~ flooor!

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>>20403424
Anon its all calculated. Mori is, in truth, entirely chaste.

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Okay, this bitch is NOT allowed to make Let The Bodies Hit The Floor sound fucking cute. I hope she gets arrested now.

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>>20403336
Also those flasks regenerate when she respawns at the grace (level save point) and she can exhange mana for health flasks and vice versa before starting a level

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>>20403424
at 6am no less

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>>20403350
>>20403424
She is the number one champion masturbator.

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>>20403426
UWAA SNEK DOUBLE DICK

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Is there some browser extension that lets you make a note of whatever happened on stream so that you can check in the vod later?

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>>20403369
Questioning, detainment, and arrest are different things. In this case she would probably even be allowed to choose when to go in

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>I got a big "sword"
We know Mori

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>>20403508
notepad.exe

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>>20403426
Gura....

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ganbatte Moririn!!!

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Glad she's going, I'm sure it's been weighing on her mind

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RATE THE STREAM

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Where's the Outro Soundpost when you need it?

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>>20403482
EINS

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Oh good now I can go explore Haligtree.

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Smart choice and a very good friend if she's willing to make an 11PM police trip for Mori

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>>20403592
let the bodies hit the floor/10

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police box time

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>>20403592
The 'Friend' was actually the police doing a sting and she's in jail now/10

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Mori you’re a fucking retard

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>>20403576
Yeah holy fuck I would have actually cancelled stream can't believe she didn't talk to the coppers

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>>20403508
>>20403540
This but unironicalli

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Send your prayers to our clumsy reaper, everyone.

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The deadbeat who said he only had an hour to watch Mori before his job must be having the time of his life right now

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Well okay, back to Woolie's Elden Ring LP for a bit.

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>>20403400
>>20403336
There is a semi-rare mana regen item as well as plenty of talismans and gear that help with mana costs. By late game you have like 15 flasks so plenty you can allocate to mana if you play it safe.

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I've tabbed out. What happened, another earthquake?

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>>20403656
I fell for the dumbest bitch in the world...

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>>20403656
At least he knows why she was late now and probably understands.

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10 minutes for Mori to get her card back. 20 minutes for the 'friend' helping her to rail her behind the police station.

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>>20403683
Read the thread, deadbeat.

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>>20403683
She forgot her visa at the club, had to go to the cop box to pick it up

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>>20403656
kekkers

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How long do we give it before it's 100% she's not coming back and has been arrested?

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>>20403656
lmao

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In other news Ultimax is out on steam now

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>>20403683
She lost an important card. That she cannot leave home without.

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>>20403656
This is his fault, he jinxed it. I will not take my meds.

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>>20403683
She was robbed without knowing it and someone might've turned in her VISA to the cops. She's going with a friend to see if the cops have it.

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ok I went to lie down for a bit and that music startled me

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>>20403706
I'm the only one railing her

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>>20403731
One hour.

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>>20403731
She’s already been arrested. Source: me, I’m the cop. She’s in the back of my van right now

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rrat: this "friend" intentional stole and lost her card and is now going to the station to frame her as an illegal immigrant

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>>20403768
she wasn't robbed her card holder failed to hold a card

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>>20403795
holy kek

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>>20403708
Tread says "police box" I don't know what the fuck that means.
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>>20403768
>>20403710
Thanks.
My oshi is a dumbass.

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>>20403803
Nigga she was robbed.
t. the shota who robbed her

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>>20403795
Anon rrats have to be somewhat believable, her friend wasn’t even there when it was lost. Try harder

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hitting new levels of cringe boys

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reaper thoughts

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>>20403822
>not knowing what a police box is
Anon-chama, your weeaboo reps..

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>>20403698
you're not the only one

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>>20403833
You'll be punished in the sex dungeon

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>>20403836
Of course Mori wouldnt know that

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>>20403839
She’s a dumbass please undastand

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>>20403833
I'll rape correct you too, bitch

[Anonymous No.]

rrat: they're going to find her shota sex dungeon

[Anonymous No.]

wait was she robbed or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>20403841
Saved that audio. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

My paranoia about card holders has finally been vindicated. I never trusted that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Chat raises a good point, what if she gets locked out again?

[Anonymous No.]

If Mori was smart she would be downloading the elden ring patch right now so she could play online.

[Anonymous No.]

>Chat gets filled with dadniggers
Ew

[Anonymous No.]

>>20403955
>gets deported
>locked out of her house so they have to delay the deportation
300 IQ reaper

[Anonymous No.]

>>20403955
Mori's comedy of errors is a multi-act play, and you will bow to her masterful stagecraft

[Anonymous No.]

>>20403959
How the fuck do you think we got to this point in the first place anon?

[Anonymous No.]

Another pink woman just started with ASMR. Hop in until waiting for Mori.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sRXMp0dQ7g

[Anonymous No.]

Not meaning to shit on mori, but do deadbeats actually like her music?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404053
And what are you going to do about it if we do? Rape us to death?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20403926
no she dropped her card

[Anonymous No.]

Bruh. Fuck this reaper bitch. I've been awake for nearly 16 hours now, staying up extra late to catch her Elden Ring stream. I've been fighting sleep constantly and have been paying close attention to her stream to stay awake. Now she goes off to get the card (don't blame her for that part) and leaves on dead ass lullaby music. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone take the current thumbnail and put prison bars on it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20403926
Yeah she was robbed

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404053
No. None of us like it. We fucking love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>think's she's going to get her foreigner card back
>is actually arrested for promoting drug use
>stays in prison and gets deported
>longest stream ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404084
>>20404111
who do I believe

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404085
Why didn't you just go to sleep, dumbfuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404085
It's time to fall asleep and awaken, deadbeat

[Anonymous No.]

>mori puts on a waiting screen
>puts on some music
>forgot the music was on her liked videos auto-playlist which is set to autoplay
what yab things would we hear?
(come up with something funny, not realistic)

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404053
Yes and no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20403955
>Mori goes to get her visa
>turns out it was at home all along and she’s just retarded
>cops demand to see her registration
>she is escorted home to show proof of residency
>can’t enter
>shit
>gaijin arrested for being an illegal immigrant and attempt of breaking and entering

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404053
Yeah, she's genuinely great with writing clever and snappy lyrics. DDs EP was fantastic, I can't wait for this new release she's been making all february, it's gonna be so good!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404076

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404137
>jolyne gf roleplay asmr

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404137
boss nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404137
Boss Nigger theme

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404053
Yes. I love Mori’s voice and it has Mori’s voice so I like it. Also I like her lyrics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404190
then "fuck you texas"

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404131
>>20404134
I will not sleep. I love Elden Ring. I love Mori. I am MADLY in love with Mori playing Elden Ring. I want to experience it as she does it live. Nothing will stop me from that. I don't care if I get hit by a stray bullet from my redneck neighbors. I will bleed out before I leave this bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404085
Your oshi compels you to sleep, you dumbfuck. Every time you hurt your life and mental state, your oshi is disappointed in you. ESPECIALLY if it's because of her content

[Anonymous No.]

Why is she going to the club at all when she's paranoid about being recognized and covid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404038
What's her ASMR style, is she a Fubuki, a Lamy or a Noel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404217
make sure you hydrate and maybe get a snack before she comes back, if you're giving up on sleep then at least cover your others bases, it'll help keep you from feeling too shit. godspeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404217
>I don't care if I get hit by a stray bullet from my redneck neighbors.
AhmaudArberychama!?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404226
I have nowhere to be today or tomorrow. I'm not going to die from staying up. It's just going to be rough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404053
>prefacing with "not meaning to shit on deadbeats"
just tell us we have garbage taste already and leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404053
off course

[Anonymous No.]

>le milk joke when mori lost an important document that could get her in trouble

[Anonymous No.]

my Mori isn't going to get deported today let's gooo!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404273
You keep repeating that for a few more years, tell us how rough it is. Then it'll be a hard habit to break and you're miserable as fuck without knowing why

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404236
>paranoid about being recognized
She’s not
>covid
rumao

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404252
>a Lamy or a Noel
Parasocial gfe or top tier ASMR?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404236
two years of covid precautions and a year and a half of being a vtuber probably has her antsy. she's probably still scared shitless but at some point staying home is just torture so it feels worth the risk (it's not)

[Anonymous No.]

so she didn't get it back

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404322
I'm ten years in already, so I doubt much will change. I haven't had anything to do during that time, but am, in fact, miserable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404217
Americhama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404236
I don't remember her saying it was at a club, did she say that?

[Anonymous No.]

she could use more time off of social media

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404053
50/50, trap is shit when she does it, but that's more a problem with the genre. Her softer songs are great, but crams to many words in on some verses that stop it from being recommendable.

[Anonymous No.]

Wait what did she say? I had clicked off the stream expecting a longer break

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404357
I'm in a similar boat, here's to ten more years of floating along

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404333
she is absolutely terrified of being seen by a fan or an anti and stabbed or something

[Anonymous No.]

While we have free time, tell us what you just had for breakfast deadbeats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404437
Cheeto puffs

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404422
This is a retarded take

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404437
I had a pile of pizza rolls
It was the only thing I had that didn't require me to cook and I only just crawled out of bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404414
I was the one trying to write a rap last night about being in stasis for ten years, but seeing Mori who is just like me, except motivated and successful. I'm struggling hard to get moving again and to be the best me I can be after being inspired and motivated by her, knowing I can be something better. But old habits die hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404087

[Anonymous No.]

just got back. did she get her card back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404437
Cup of extra strength cold brew with ice and peppermint mocha creamer, and a fudge graham protein bar

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404375
I don't think so, I'm pretty sure that's just an assumption /we/ made for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404437
I don't know what they're called but this sort of thing wher eit's a square piece of dough with a bunch of shit on it that pretends to be a pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404437
Orange juice

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404485
It's hard to break out of stasis, but not impossible. I've given up, but you shouldn't. Ganbatte!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404437
Having breakfast right now. Whey protein, weetabix, yoghurt, cheese, banana, cashews. It's 2PM, finished fasting and gym. One week into new bodybuilding goals

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404485
You have to burn the old self away and create a new soul

[Anonymous No.]

The myth girls really are special to Mori. She so happy after getting to hang out with them.

[Anonymous No.]

Mori's back in case anyone else assumed that she'd be gone for longer like I did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404587
do you know if she got her card back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404422
>remember hearing this
>forgot which side it was mentioned on
this is going to be a problem for me now, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

what's with her calling people sire now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404622
She's going to check tomorrow morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404504
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404622
She didn't cause the cops weren't there, she's gonna get it tomorrow morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404622
Popo were closed so she's gotta go back tomorrow to see if they have her card. She's assuming they have it based off what her friend told her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404575
Somehow the here and now is begging for a me that I can't allow. But this soul and this sound is everlasting. My world's the last thing on my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404644
I don’t know but it’s cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404504
prison time behind bars with other women would turn her into a lesbian

[Anonymous No.]

she's so happy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404728
Ganbatte lesbeat

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404664
You're caught up in a thread, feels like silk but neither our ilk, the dead sight in your eyes ain't a prize but a lie to make you fly off the edge
These demons are the reasons and their hold can be broken, take their heat and make them cold

[Anonymous No.]

that's a lame looking waterfall, i thought this game was supposed to be graphically impressive

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404154
Your type really can't help themselves and it's honestly really sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404638
She mentioned not being able to do live shows anymore on the other side before, but I think she discovered there is a thing called security and changed her tone on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404728
ガんばった、レスビト

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404154
I like your enthusiasm. Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404924
>>20404638
Mori is streaming right now, at least save your off-topic shit for dead hours

[Anonymous No.]

My dumb, adorable reaper.

[Anonymous No.]

Well that's getting clipped

[Anonymous No.]

This fucking dumbass, I swear

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404972
>calling himself based because he got called out for rule breaking

[Anonymous No.]

She should get less paranoid. And stop doing things that would make her paranoia worse

[Anonymous No.]

These crabs are Radahn levels of difficulty for Mori lol

[Anonymous No.]

>Time for a backstab
I'm pretty sure an enemy requires a back in order to be able to get a backstab, Mori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405052
I saw your comment, read what you replied to, and then decided to reply to it myself. This is a very odd thing to accuse someone of samefagging for...but uh you do you paranoidbeat.

[Anonymous No.]

it's true, Bloodborne is a bad jumping on point for souls

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404053
Some are scuffed, some are kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405178
Kind of. She's going to have to learn to slow down and be more defensive, but she luckily is now opposed to using shields, thus allowing her to learn how to optimally avoid damage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405167
paranoia and PTSD is the new norm for deadbeats now
we have suffered from being gaslit for too long...

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sorry can I just say this reaper is freakin' beautiful?

[Anonymous No.]

Hardcore coping and seething with Mori...

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404910
Mori literally just said you’re hardcore coping and seething holy jerk

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405178
You say that like shields are anything other than a crutch

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404910
Kek, keep hardcore coping.

[Anonymous No.]

I told you there was a reaper among us. Where do you think those two other extra monitors are for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405302
Once you've adapted to and understand how dodging is infinitely superior to shields, you should give shields a try anyways. They're surprising fun in ER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404053
Her music's the best part. I wasn't impressed with the last Mori EP in hindsight besides guh (which is still amazing), but she's got a great flow and lyrical structure. Plus I like the place she tries to speak from with her music, like she did in End of a Life. I'm hoping her new music is just as good the DD EP, that was great

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405267
How does one obtain this level of parasocium

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405302
shields have their place, but more than that, the movement, the dodging is a bad game to learn basics from. Shields should be learned how to properly use during bosses.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you ready to see your oshi rage, deadbeats?

[Anonymous No.]

>th-this game isn't that g-good
keep seething Guerilla games maybe if you made a good game and something that wasn't released before another big game people would give a fuck I'm sure if Digimon Cyber Sluts 2 was a thing it would outsell you

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405374
one is obs, one is chat, TV is ps5.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405374
Monitor 1: Shota Porn
Monitor 2: Ina Porn

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Mori is ready for the laser-precision arrows of death in this fucking area.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405374
hi Mori I love you and I hope you get that card thing sorted out

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405374
>I told you there was a reaper among us
You mean on /v/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405406
>Monitor 2: Ina Porn
Lets be real

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405386
Shrine of Armana 2.0

[Anonymous No.]

>>20404638
It's going to be a problem for her as well I bet. She already forgets which are members and which aren't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405424
Do you think they'll ever nerf those fucks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405302
Most fights in Souls games depend on you understanding the boss's moveset. But you have to fight and survive against the boss enough times to do so. Shields are really good for a first playthrough. Lots of tools in these games also fill that service, such as bows and summoning. They're really helpful when learning, but not necessary when you've learned

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405436
>implying she wasn't only trying to rape gura to get the attention of the NTR korean

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405302
Shields aren't a crutch. Summons are though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405436
thats on a separate tab

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405436
There is no gura folder, just a gura cam where they les out through the monitor every five minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405459
since they don't affect PVP I doubt it. Since I finished Ranni's questline I don't have a reason to ever go back there, thank god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405406
monitor 2 is Ope porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405267
>>20405299
kek
well I'm only watching 720p on this low bitrate stream so I don't doubt the game can be beuaitufl when it is, but that waterfall was literally a flat moving texture. some source engine 2004 shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405459
No fucking way, they only nerf the player's toys. It's another bloodborne situation where people will realize after 6 months that the only way to stop randomly getting 2 shot is by pumping HP ASAP after getting minimum stats for your weapon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405459
Why would they? Just don't get hit lmao.

[Anonymous No.]

seeing Mori cumming...

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405591
The only way I avoid getting murked by these dudes is to play it like it's World War 1. Move up through the trenches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405436
she's so fuckable tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405566
Holy fucking shit you people are the reason gaming died this past decade can you not enjoy something unless you can see the pores in someones asshole texture?

[Anonymous No.]

she gets so lucky

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405640
Mori it's just two waterfalls you dumb bitch no need to get so pissed
who's seething now

[Anonymous No.]

>chat immediately spoils the archers
I realize she probably already knew about them but holy fuck I hate chat so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405676
Shut the fuck up you're wasting bandwith talking about a texture in a game you aren't even playing

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405626
>that one Walking Mausoleum near Ordina
Now THAT is some fucking Normandy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405640
>Holy fucking shit you people are the reason gaming died this past decade
Pre-ordering culture and shark cards did that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405707
I am going to rape you up the ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405640
Not that anon, but I'm irked by the stream quality as well. Not enough to stop watching or to not enjoy it, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405740
Try it, honey :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405640
>>20405741
Add to that microtransactions and games as service. Game studios are way worse than movie studios

[Anonymous No.]

free 3d reaper titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405615

[Anonymous No.]

VIRTUAL REALITY VIDEO WITH 3D MORI GIVING YOU JOI ASMR LETSGOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

It will never cease to amaze me how quickly /morig/ can always switch from being fun to retarded

[Anonymous No.]

TTRPG on the 27th!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405817
OFFICIAL MORI 3D PORN

[Anonymous No.]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCK DRAMA FAGS

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405836
Fuck off Rockstar. Give me GTA VI already you greedy fucks.

[Anonymous No.]

antis gonna freak

[Anonymous No.]

I kneel Mori. I should have never doubted you.

[Anonymous No.]

Mori's Magical Realm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405167
You replied to a comment that doesn't exist anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405914
>doubting Mori in the first place
Your bones are brittle deadbeat

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405857
let's be real, there will still be and always be drama. Mori cant avoid it

[Anonymous No.]

>see a deer
>"IT'S FAUNA"

I hate vtuber fans.

[Anonymous No.]

it's been a while since my greyname ass got a response from her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405811
I'm curious are they going to censor her tits like Coco?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405974
Isn't it funny the 1000th time?

[Anonymous No.]

UNO

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405983
Hers are closer to Noel's so they should be safe

[Anonymous No.]

Mori cucking adam sandler

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405892
>>20405967
what will they say about it this time

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405940
It existed...while I was typing up the fucking comment. Holy fuck you're being incredibly autistic over this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405817
imagine this but in 3D

[Anonymous No.]

>Mori using the Ancestral Horns
>I'm using the Ancestral Horns
Pack it up losers, I'm in.

[Anonymous No.]

>going to do a finale for Mythbreakers on 27th
>if she's free she'll start looking for new participants for the next season

I think I heard something about she currently has a main thing she's currently doing for now. I'm assuming it's chadcast or eikaiwa because that's a regular program enough to be called a main thing. Correct me if I misheard

[Anonymous No.]

she is doxxbeatprime

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405857
>>20405892
>>20405914
I looked away for a sec what did I miss?

[Anonymous No.]

Mori...stop...

[Anonymous No.]

>>20406073
Mori's a furry.

[Anonymous No.]

... that's being a furry Mori

[Anonymous No.]

She did furry roleplay…

[Anonymous No.]

Wtf I'm anti now

[Anonymous No.]

She's a furry...(No wonder she likes Gura so much)

[Anonymous No.]

furry erp with moririn

[Anonymous No.]

Nobody asked, but the only acceptable bestiality in hentai is with a horse

[Anonymous No.]

Deadbeats, we're being cucked by wolfbro

[Anonymous No.]

roleplay on the warrior cats RP Roblox server...

[Anonymous No.]

>>20406187
Really? You're not okay with women being tied down and raped by canines to be literal bitches?

[Anonymous No.]

she loves me deadbeats

[Anonymous No.]

Fursona dog Mori slobbering on deadbeat bones

[Anonymous No.]

>>20406052
She needs to ask Gura to come back and then make a DM PC Adam Sandler expy for the sole purpose of having sex with Scout on stream.

[Anonymous No.]

"those balls are no joke. I'd still want to get it on" - Mori Calliope

[Anonymous No.]

>>20406099
>>20406131
>>20406155
why are you surprised she like that Warrior Cats series

[Anonymous No.]

>>20406028
They'll try to push that she's rushing the ending so she can do the other TTRPG without it looking bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>20406187

[Anonymous No.]

what did I miss...

[Anonymous No.]

>>20406328
reminder she looked at this and got wet

[Anonymous No.]

>>20406224
The world must never know how much this turns me on...

[Anonymous No.]

>>20406355
Mori talked about how she had a wolf character originally when she was a lot younger and she would roleplay with a friend who had a wolf character with rainbow colored hair.
I'm not shitting you. This was legit said. And she insists she's not a furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20406224
>>20406328
dog dicks are fucking small as shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>20406373
women fucking dogs is a myth

[Anonymous No.]

>>20406030
Beat me to it. Oh well, have pic related instead.

Drunk 3D JOI when ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20406394
1. Depends on the breed.
2. You forget that it's hentai. Everything is exaggerated. Also, there are plenty of monstrous canines.

[Anonymous No.]

>just spent 5 hours in this area to activate the boss
>she finds a place I hadn't even seen
The fuck is this game???

[Anonymous No.]

>>20406391
Clearly she reformed herself into an acceptable-yet-cringe member of society. Furfags can be rehabilitated. They just need a spark

[Anonymous No.]

>>20406468
She's going to remember those times fondly off stream and decide to quietly roleplay as a furry on the side again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20406391
She has to have a furry deviantart somewhere on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20406394
in that image she's fucking a horse

[Anonymous No.]

>>20406524
You have my interest

[Anonymous No.]

>>20406407
>is a myth
>HoloMYTH
!!!

[Anonymous No.]

breaking mori's neck

[Anonymous No.]

>>20406541
look up JADF you'll find it

[Anonymous No.]

>>20406407
I've seen sites...

[Anonymous No.]

>>20406391
JESAS

[Anonymous No.]

>This thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>20406652
I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>20406391
She's testing the boundaries of what people are willing to accept. She's right on the money for doing so, now that LGBT acceptance has hit the limit of where it's tolerated and the internet is finishing it's 90s timeloop of agreeing that woman and blacks shouldn't be discriminated, saviorfags are going to look for the next oppressed lifestyle to rally behind. It helps that furries have a good porn machine fueling it now rather than cringe shit, people are going to "come out" just so they can feel justified for having a gardevoir folder

[Anonymous No.]

Booba hate

[Anonymous No.]

What Mori sees when I have to shoot her during the Great Furry Purge

[Anonymous No.]

>>20406774
Would you really kill Mori?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20406797
No...
I'd put her down... humanely...

[Anonymous No.]

Mori is not a furry

[Anonymous No.]

She was probably just really into Shadow the hedgehog at the time; she's said previously that she unironically loves edgelords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20406860
She just told us she made a Donut Steal chracter

[Anonymous No.]

>>20406714
The War against Fursecution begins.

[Anonymous No.]

uno?

[Anonymous No.]

THE CAPTAIN

[Anonymous No.]

Wait until you realize that furries, and the push for their acceptance is a psyop by (((them))) to normalize treating people like animals, along with veganism - because if you can find a way to equate human to cattle, you can do whatever you want to them, including slaughtering mercilessly or use as slaves

[Assbeater of the Black Abyss No.]

The Captain ain't SHIT!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm really glad Mori's having to much fun with this game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20407030
I like this rrat because it gives me more reason to hate furries

[Anonymous No.]

>ooh~ gimmi gimme, sir! what to you have for me?
AAA MORI MY FETISH AAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>20406882
>doesn't know about that one time she played Ow the Edge

[Anonymous No.]

mori you can't just hit the "spooky black things that are gonna fight you" with "the r"

[Anonymous No.]

I love this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>20407114
What fetish is that, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20407191
Indian men

[Anonymous No.]

Stealth is a vital part of Elden Ring

[Anonymous No.]

>Sire no
Diamonds, man. Diamonds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20407264
Whenever someone says sire I think of the My Immortal fan fiction and can't help but laugh

[Anonymous No.]

>>20407160
this is basically going from Ludwig to Lady Maria in Bloodborne

[Anonymous No.]

>>20407191
sir is way hotter than daddy unironically

[Anonymous No.]

>>20407315
because the only way you'd ever have sex is through someone offering a service?

[Anonymous No.]

watching this elden ring stream, is the controller part of the rig just a fancy animated version of those input displays you'd see in emulators?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20407315
In the case of Mori, yes. In the case of people like Gura, no. And it's not because of the apparent age. It's a matter of voice and how submissive they sound. And also their apparent age.

[Anonymous No.]

Good mood Mori!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20407338
it's just a cute animation, it's not rigged to her actual movement

[Anonymous No.]

>you guys put me in a good mood
Mori stop please I can't take it when you're cute like this

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn be lured behind a rock to hit mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>20407407
>implying I need to be lured

[Anonymous No.]

Just confirmed Mori isn't wearing pants for this stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20405386
This area inspired this rant

[Anonymous No.]

>>20406052
I really hope she implements the God-Machine in the next season. Demon: The Descent is my favorite WoD gameline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20407369
yeah I realized that after a minute too. I feel like that could be a million dollar idea for riggers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20407431

[Anonymous No.]

>>20407476
Holy lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>20407476
Based.

Also, did you find out how to make soundposts yet or is mine still the only voiced version ?

[Anonymous No.]

that's a big fuckin' rrat!

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>>20407315
Anon here wants to fuck a paperboy named Pippins or something

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>>20407526
I know there's tutorials but I didn't bother with it

[Anonymous No.]

The rrats are out of control, deadbeats

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>>20407431
>Mori wearing nothing except black panties from the waist down

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>>20407549
Fair enough lol

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>>20407569
>>20407431
Wrong
She's also wearing my face

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>>20407476
Holy fucking based.

>And even you motherfuckers
Yeah. Honestly, I really like all of you guys. There's something special about being anons in a chuuba general.

[Anonymous No.]

at least now she appreciates their archery

[Anonymous No.]

You think she'll rock their summon after she clears this area?

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>>Mori wearing black panties
thanks fuckers I can't concentrate on this stream now

[Anonymous No.]

How do you play into this archer bullshit

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>>20407719
did I miss her talking about panties?

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>>20407697
there's only1 good summon in this game and his name is Jarwight puppet
but I used Latella until I found him

[Anonymous No.]

Okay now THAT needs to be a sound post

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>>20407719
Imagine the sound of the fabric ripping as you tear it off her in a fit of passion.

[Anonymous No.]

rrats killing mori

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>>20407771
ENTER
THE BOYS

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>>20407315
Indianfuckerbeat...

[Anonymous No.]

these rrats are going crazy and it's not ogey
>>20407755
no but someone said she's not wearing pants and now I can't think straight and got booty stank on my mind

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>>20407771
I liked the Caelid knight I forget his name Orga or something

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>>20407829
>>20407875

jarwight puppet is better because he throws random jars and they obscure your vision and he makes you lose bossfights but hes a funny man with a pot on his head

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>>20407732
Sniper ahead therefore try ranged battle

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>>20407771
Mimic Tear, faggot.

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>>20407931
mimic is nerfed now

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>>20407931
>he doesn't know

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>>20407931
for skin

[Anonymous No.]

rrats

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>>20407947
I'm still gonna use it, I heard the damage is nerfed but it's still tanky as shit.

[Anonymous No.]

fuck every rrat fuck literally every rrat

[Anonymous No.]

There are so many good quotes to clip in this stream.

>>20407947
>>20407950
Oh god, what did they do to it? I didn't even get a chance to try it out.

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>>20407931
I never used mimic tear and I refuse to ever try since I heard it carries people
you can if you want but that feels so lame to me

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>>20407947
You mean it no longer can solo bosses while you chill in the corner? How terrifying.

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>>20408009
Damage nerf and changed its behavior.

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>>20408002
start with her first

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>>20408074
And to the spankbank it goes.

[Anonymous No.]

The usual people seem really rattled over at global.

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>>20408074
cheesed to meat you

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>>20408118
Well, what'd you expect from Schizo Central ?

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>>20408139
it's gouda, by the way

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>>20408118
who gives a fuck? I'm watching my reaper girlfriend play Elden Ring and having a good time

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I was very busy for the past 3 hours, how was the stream? What did Mori explore this time? Any notable bosses?
>>20408011
It was absurdly tanky since it dodgerolls like a human, has a fuckton of HP, can use potion at least once and it has your magic and weapon set pre-nerf it could borderline solo bosses or deal absurd amount of damage. So yeah it's a pretty gay choice. Deadbeats at least have some weaknesses.

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M... Mori...
The humanity thing isn't a joke. It's legit.

[Anonymous No.]

hubris

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I'm 100 hours into Elden Ring and have never used a single Rune Arc.

[Anonymous No.]

Gentlemen. How do we impregnate Mori Calliope.

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>>20408223
what thing i was getting a drink

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>>20408250
Mating press.

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>>20408250
There is no "we", Jesse.

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>>20408250
sperm in her ovum

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>>20408250
step 1: give me 5 million dollars

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>>20408280
Let me go first.

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She's got to be doing it on purpose at this point
> A big rrat makes the rules, all of them are serving a big smelly, stinking rrat

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>>20408249
You should. The first Great Rune you get gives +5 to every single stat. It's fucking fantastic.
>>20408252
Someone said the Rune Arc lasts until you die, just like humanity. She thought it was a meme because she doesn't know about DS1.
>>20408118
Took a glance over there just now. I just want to say I love you guys. This split is a fucking paradise compared to global and most threads.

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>>20408302
Mori doing the leg up thing to ensure she gets pregnate
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>20408219
I'll be honest I only used spirits outside of bossbattles except against twin gargoyles, (I fought them way too early )

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Our boy is dressed like such a bum

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>>20408332
She finished DS2 once though.

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>>20408369
DS2 has effigies, not humanity.

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>>20408369
Humanity isn't in DS2

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>>20408250
By sending her a manlet. I volunteer as tribute.

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>>20408369
I bet she didnt even kill my boy Vendrick

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>>20408369
not to be a schizo but Ive started to doubt she actually did once she revealed she didnt know you can sprint in these games. pretty sure you NEED to sprint to do mandatory platforming in ds2

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>>20408409
I wrote this
t.small king

[Anonymous No.]

Out of the frying pan and into the fire.

[Anonymous No.]

Welcome to Brazil redux

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>>20408409
>>20408494
I don't remember writing these

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>>20408250
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Mori. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck insider her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Mori as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.

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>>20408369
Not like you really need to use effigies when the ring of binding exists

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>>20408409
>>20408494
Shortbeats...

[Anonymous No.]

Caelid vibes

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>>20408550
Based ring repairer

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>>20408542
Bless you

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>>20408250
fuck her right in the pussy

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>>20408347
I used deadbeats my entire first playthrough and mimic second because I was curious and because I honestly didn't want to spend hours fighting bosses I already saw. Also I think the amount of 1v2 bossfights is way too high and the fights like Leonine misbegotten + crucible knight are plain absurd, it's only fair to even the numbers.

[Anonymous No.]

When is she going to fight a difficult boss?

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>>20408551
with any luck I can enter her shota sex dungeon

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>>20408614
I beat those guys before Rennala, keep in mind I like doing a fight until its perfect and on that one you pretty much need to be

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>>20408644
Depends on where she goes/what she does.