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20336220 No.20336220 [Reply] [Original]

>join Holostars EN
>admit to watching the hololive girls
>"REEEEEEE HE'S ONLY IN TO FUCK HIS OSHI"
>admit to not watching the hololive girls
>"REEEEEEE HE'S NOT EVEN A HOLOLIVE FAN HOW DID THEY LET HIM IN"
How does one not fall into this loophole?

>> No.20336309

tell them you watch holostars only and are 100% gay and jerk off to dudes daily

>> No.20336353

>>20336220
By being normal person and not giving a shit what the minority of retards in either side thinks

>> No.20336364

>>20336220
admit
>"REEEEEEE HE'S ONLY IN TO FUCK HIS OSHI"
Is true an own up to it. That's what I would do.

>> No.20336403

>>20336220
Say you applied to fuck Mori. Everyone will just feel sorry for you.

>> No.20336454

>>20336220
Say you're a Stars fan? I fail to see why people would get mad that a HoloSTARS fan didn't watch much HoloLIVE.

>> No.20336503

>>20336220
Assert your dominance.
Say you watch the girls every day, and love when they get extra yabai and would so love to be part of their fantasies, and in fact you've talked with some of them and are preparing a collab on your DMs.
They'll kill themselves soon enough.

>> No.20336540

>>20336220
by not joining holostars
/thread

>> No.20336553

>>20336220
Do your reps after you join is that simple, it was pretty obvious that Mori had zero hololive knowledge but these days she at least knows the basics

>> No.20336554

>>20336220
Agree that you only joined to fuck your oshi but then state your oshi is a holostar.

>> No.20336656

>>20336220
Day 1 read the hololive rules regarding relations with coworkers verbatim. Say nothing else, then end the stream.

>> No.20336678

Join Holostars EN, admit to only do it to become a hololive girl.

>> No.20336733

>>20336220
This is why we have to wait for so long to have a StarEN. Fucker who want to be StarEN don't even watch StarJP to begin with, they only have Hololive in their head.

>> No.20336800

>>20336220
Omg finally an Ogey variation where the rabbits irises are properly shown.

>> No.20336818

They said gender doesn't matter but they'll play a male character. Imagine all of starsEN is played by girls KEK

>> No.20336843

>>20336220
>REEEEEEE HE'S ONLY IN TO FUCK HIS OSHI
Do you seriously believe any desireable male would ever get into vtubing? Let them want to fuck their oshis all they want, they'll still die virgins while the girls laugh at them behind their backs. Oh, but they might actually reciprocate the flirting on stream so as to not make things awkward. I guess that's what you mean. But I don't give a fuck about that, if I were a fucktard I'd be more worried about my oshi's IRL bf than some nerd using cringe pickup lines behind a 3d model.

>> No.20336854

>>20336818
well we already know kronii is in so thats 1/5

>> No.20336923

>>20336843
Gwelu is a father, teacher, and serial shitposter

>> No.20337070

>>20336220
Do the latter and pander to fujos. Sure you'll look like not a hololive fan but it's better than being a target for gachikois on top of having no audience.

>> No.20337188

>>20336923
>father
which makes him less valuable to single women interested in serious relationships

>teacher
Not exactly an occupation that impresses anyone, though it depends on what he teaches and how accomplished he is.

>serial shitposter
so, summing it all up, a nerd. got it.

>> No.20337287

>>20336818
This isn't Nijisanji, and they said the same thing for all EN auditions.

>> No.20337303

>>20336220
>admit to not watching the hololive girls
>"REEEEEEE HE'S NOT EVEN A HOLOLIVE FAN HOW DID THEY LET HIM IN"
Anon, do you even pay attention to the talks about StarsEN? No one would give a shit if you don't watch the girls, heck, some would probably be happy for that, as long as you watch Holostars people will be ok with you in that regard, since, at the end of it all, that's the branch you should care about the most if you are gonna join it.

>> No.20337410

>>20336733
Imagine wanting to be a Star while knowing jackshit about their senpai, bunch of disrespectful fuck.

>> No.20337439

>>20336843
>>20337188
>nerd
people still use this word? insultingly even?

>> No.20337469

If I actually got in, I'd be above your petty unicorn concerns. I will collab with your oshi - not once, but many times. I will collab with everyone who will have me. I'd particularly like to collab with HoloID. I will probably not do much in the way of flirting, and you'll see that I'm a pretty okay guy. Watch us, don't watch us, eh, I get paid either way, because Connor was right.

>> No.20337492

>>20336220
>>"REEEEEEE HE'S ONLY IN TO FUCK HIS OSHI"
what's wrong with this statement?

>> No.20337536

>>20336733
But I almost exclusively watch Holostars. I am only worried about how people would react to me saying that I watch Watson too.

>> No.20337541

>>20336220
Why are you making yourself upset about imaginary scenarios in your head, anon

>> No.20337575

say your oshi is roberu so you and baelz can all have a 3p together

everyone wins

>> No.20337591

>>20336220
"Tanigo Imma be real with you: I'm only here to eat out Akirose's asshole. You give me two hours a week with her thighs wrapped around my head and I'll be the best damn streamer you ever had. I'll be your bottom bitch, man. Whatever you say goes, no questions asked. How bout it?"

>> No.20337613

>>20337439
Depends on where you live and your age, I guess. I'm nearly 30. Want to know what's worse than a boomer? A boomer using zoomer slang. Just replace 'nerd' with whatever word you like, the context is obvious enough.

>> No.20337628

>>20336220
I make a subtle antisemitic joke and get everyone here to love me

>> No.20337655

>>20337628
Calli will notice and make sure you graduate

>> No.20337697

>>20337655
I'd rather graduate then have her hound me into playing jump king

>> No.20337722

>>20336220
Honestly, I wish to people auditioning to not have their applications nucked just because they put an hologirl in their response to what is their favorite chuuba. If the chink chuuba who was obsessed with Aqua was accepted it would be a quite disgusting double standard to turn down male hololive fans. In her own words this chink chuuba only talked about how much she liked Aqua during her interview or something like that

>> No.20337740

>>20337469
Damn, Mori really did save you a spot huh

>> No.20337775

>>20336220
wait till the offline collabs, the drama will be delicious

>> No.20337780

>>20337655
Don't you know about the shekel joke and the superchat complaining about the joke she maid? She is catholic, she has no pity towards goys

>> No.20337834

>>20337722
One of the CN I assume? (You)'re being very vague, anon

>> No.20337977

>>20337722
Nah, the same for male would be you applied for Star and was obsessed with Roberu. No scouting team would mind that.

>> No.20338045

>>20336353
That's kinda what I'm banking on once I apply in a few months

>> No.20338050

>>20337834
I mean who else would her be? The only Holo chink is Bae and if you watch her or lurk /here/ you would know that I am not talking about her. It's obviously one of HoloCN girls, but its been a year and a half since holoCN got nuked and I don't know anything about them, aside from Artia being a traitor and a mad nationalist

>> No.20338167

>>20337977
The situation is different since you being obsessed with a chuuba of your same gender can even be played like a gimmick, but we know how HoloxHomo interaction works. Bae showed us that they don't care if they male is subject of obsession, but being the opposite would be quite likey to be a no-no for the scouts

>> No.20338187

>>20337977
I'd reject anyone who says they were obsessed with Miyabi because they're clearly lying

>> No.20338197

>>20336220
You're not gonna make it without connections anyways, they'd never let an outsider in niw that they are this big

>> No.20338399

>>20336220
>Yeah, my Oshi is X
>Collab with her when? Uh, well, if there’s an appropriate chance, sure. But I’m not gonna go out out of my way to force a collab just because I’m a big fan
>I don’t wanna feel like I’m leeching, yknow? If there’s something for us to actually do, and we’re both down, I’d love to, but not just for the sake of it.

>> No.20338424

>>20336843
This might be true given how the NijiEn boys hold up once you know anything about them

>> No.20338497

>>20338399
You have a bigger chance of triggering the collab beggars.

>> No.20338499

>>20338399
I know what you're going for anon but anyone who says this on stream is going to simultaneous sound like a creep, a liar and a faggot

>> No.20338676

>>20338050
Why the fuck are you talking about her like voldermort

>> No.20338718

>be me
>get in homostars EN
>say nigger on debut stream

>> No.20338782

>>20338497
>>20338499
I guess I don’t really see it as a problem since my Oshi is Mori. And in the past, she’s put that exact sentiment into words, so it’s very easy to just point back at it as a fan and go ‘same’.

>> No.20338804

>>20338676
Because I don't know who said that, wether it was Doris, Spade echo or whatever name you come to your mind I don't know who the hell said that, I would rather be vague than saying anything wrong

>> No.20338824

>>20338399
Just be fucking honest, "hell yes I'd love to collab with X but we've both got busy schedules/live in different time zones", "we're making some deals in the background but can't make any promises just yet" and other marketing bs that can't be proven as a lie
If you go in full beta 'I'm sorry for being inferior and leeching you off' then why would I want to watch you? You've just admitted you're shit

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20338863

>>20336220
>watching the hololive girls
Nah, you join Holostars to hang out WITH THE BOYS

>> No.20338899

>>20336220
"i watched the shark girl GTA vods they were funny"

>> No.20338929

>>20336220
>Admit to watching Holostars JP
>get praised both by those who watch HoloJP and larpers that say they watch them.

>> No.20338960

If i applied i would literally say "I only watch risu as of recently and i used to be a major coco fan". 0 fucks given.

>> No.20338961

>>20338718
Is anyone over the age of eighteen capable of writing a post like this? It reads like /vt/ tourist magnetic poetry

>> No.20338973

>>20338782
But Mori is a woman. Talking like that has the energy of a virgin trying to hide his boner. I would rather listen to someone be totally obvious about wanting to collab with girls and take their word that it's professional

>> No.20339014

>>20338863
I'm still disappointed I haven't seen a single cavalry drawing of the boys that were part of the gartic collab. They were perfectly aligned for it.

>> No.20339022

>Be Holostar En
>Collab with HoloJP
>Get jokingly called a lolicon
>What do?

>> No.20339028

>>20337722
>girl wants to join Hololive, talks about how much she likes a Hololive girl
>man wants to join Holostar, talks about how much he likes a Hololive girl instead of anyone from Holostars
That's not a double standard you retard

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20339029

>>20336220
I'm auditioning to join holostars EN, my name will be Usoda Offpakora. Wish me luck fucking your oshi!

>> No.20339069

>>20336220
>"my wife sent an application using my name and I got accepted lol"

>> No.20339159

>>20339022
Seek mental help for being retarded enough to collab with Matsuri

>> No.20339225

>>20338863
I fucking hate Astel and Izuru. Love Temma and Roberu.

>> No.20339251

>>20336220
>How does one not fall into this loophole?
By being a fan of Holostar, that's what they're probably looking for to begin with.

>> No.20339324

I feel like if I made it in and found myself in a position where I had to answer to people begging for collabs I would just be honest and say that I don't want to step on the toes of any of the fans who don't want collabs and that I would rather just focus on my relationships with my genmates.
That being said, I don't have a crush on anyone already in HoloEN so I don't feel like I would fuck anything up if I were to collab with them. I can't speak Japanese yet, so collabs with anyone from the JP side would sadly be off the table for like a year at least

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20339427

>>20339225
Filtered

>> No.20339436

>>20339251
The thing is that unless you have a medium level of japanese you can't be a real fan. You may like them as I line some Hologirls like let's say Pekora, Marine or Suisei but I only watch some clips of them. It's way easier to be a fan of HoloEN since they are way more popular than the homos and speak your own language

>> No.20339842

>>20339436
Gonna start hitting ESL shitters with this

>> No.20339863

>>20339436
>The thing is that unless you have a medium level of japanese you can't be a real fan
But most of HoloEN is exactly like that? Nobody cared when Gura said her oshi was Aqua, so why would people care if you oshi is a Star?

>> No.20339985

>>20336220
it actually blow my mind that there's people who think they can become HolostarEN without actually knowing anything about HolostarJP.
>>20339436
Even Myth with their low expectation before debut most of them were still fans of Hololive, Gura & Ame despite not knowing Japanese still watches them clips & all. Imagine how bad of a look if HolostarEN debut and half of them don't even know who their senpai's are.

>> No.20340011

>>20339863
You can follow a significant part of some hololive girls without knowing Japanese due to how popular they are. The same resources don't exist for Stars

>> No.20340050

>>20339985
>Imagine how bad of a look if HolostarEN debut and half of them don't even know who their senpai's are.

Mori….

>> No.20340241

>>20340050
I hope there's a HoloEN that raps and puts Mori to shame even though he's just mediocre at best, and then refuses to associate with Mori.

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20340297

Any kind of hint that you are interested in collabing with a girl would make you look like a leech. Even if you are a Holostars fan first and foremost.

>> No.20340338

>>20338863
Look at >>20337536

>> No.20340339

>>20340011
You're acting like there's only an underground group of fans in the west who like the Stars, which is not true. Granted, they have way less clips compared to the enormous number the girls have, but it's not like they're ultra rare, impossible to find. Having less resources doesn't mean no resources, and any dedicated fan that doesn't know a lot of Japanese could easily find it. Even if I would still prefer for the guys that Cover hires to know at least enough of the language to be able to interact with their senpai anyone who is an actual Stars fan, Japanese proficiency or not, is better than someone who doesn't mentions them and go straight into talking about HoloEN, or any Hololive branch for that matter.

>> No.20340401

>>20336220
unironically kill yourself faggot

>> No.20340587

>>20340339
I don't think you actually know how bad English clips are for holostars are in reality. Unless you're following Roberu who does have a significant audience here you're missing entire major arcs of activity. I don't think a single clip of the Oga dice saga made it before the entire period was removed

>> No.20340596

>>20340297
I would be focused on becoming a Star only mentioning that I enjoy Myths lore thus ensuring the girls don’t collab with me.

>> No.20340599

>>20339985
>it actually blow my mind that there's people who think they can become HolostarEN without actually knowing anything about HolostarJP.
This is about the GIRLS you fucking retard
>>20337536
>>20337536
>>20337536
>>20337536
No matter how much of a Holostars fan you are, your viewers WILL ask about the girls. And most of those who are applying were at least introduced into Hololive (and Holostars) by Holomyth.

>> No.20340657

>>20339842
Are you calling me an ESL by any chance?

>> No.20340658

I think the existing Stars have the right attitude. Ignoring the girls is weird, just acknowledge them and act professionally

>> No.20340748

>nijis will not like you
>holobronies doens't like you
why even applying?

>> No.20340770

>>20340748
I want to be an idol.

>> No.20340810
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20340810

>>20336220
Thanks for this thread. I didn't really wanted to create one, so I will use this one to not shit up catalog
>dealer says that it is boring to smoke only weed, so throws me sample of cocaine about year ago
>throw that into drawer and basically forget about it
>about 3 weeks ago go on leave from work and decide to get smashed while playing games
>mix alcohol and weed
>weed is gone and don't really like hangover from alcohol when you overdo it
>you remembered that you have a little bit of cocaine
>google just in case if it is okay to take it after long time
>google says yeah, but it should be weaker
>nevermind, I wanted just to be careful with my first time
>sniff it
>feel like a god, you are not even tipsy with weed and alcohol from before
>realize that my life is a shit and I need to do something with that ASAP
>decide to actually apply for Holostars right now. You dreamed to eventually give it a try, but you are not charismatic and despite being okay singer as you are in Church's Choir at sundays and semi-pro at CS:GO you may not have a chance
>but now you are the fucking best
>decide to record how you are playing CS:GO
>present yourself on voice chat while fucking with teammates
>ask them to behave, because it is important for me
>get muted while singing Ave Maria in perfect soprano when teammate tries to clutch
>send it
>get called today asking if I can travel to USA
>say no
>they say that in that case video call in week by Discord is okay
What do I do now? Is it okay to be addicted to cocaine in case I make it through? It is expensive as fuck, unhealthy and evil
Sorry for blogposting. I have no friends to turn to

>> No.20340865

>>20340748
I would like to earn my wage playing videogames and entertaining people, if I had something worthy to offer to Cover I would apply for sure

>> No.20340892

>>20340810
You're still high anon

>> No.20340913

>>20339022
Say Japanese idol culture is toxic, in Japanese, and then ask the HoloJP to date you.

>> No.20340917

>>20340810
Not your blog

>> No.20340958

>>20340748
Seems fun, probably pays nicely and I would like to entertain people and make them happy

>> No.20340995

>>20340599
This, also EN audience is not that much into idol culture, despite that there's still a considerable amount of EN fans who prefer it that way. Personally, I wouldn't mind to see more Holos Collab with Homos if they avoided shipfaggotry

>> No.20341008

>>20340810
>can you travel to USA
you sent it to a fake email account dumbass. Enjoy getting trafficked into the underground world of coke-addled vwhores.

>> No.20341150

>>20339022
>Supa asks "What's your type?"
>"Haha, well, I don't really have one... As long as she's cute and funny, i guess, haha!

>> No.20341221

Well for one it would help to have ambitions that are pretty self evident, like being a better singer/drawer/gamer/entertainer/etc. That way if any of the schizos try to give you shit, the more reasonable fanbase have something to point to so they know you’re not in it for the girls. At that point, the way you talk about the other holomembers should frame it in a way that emphasizes what they do rather than who they are. It’s the difference between saying something like “oh my god [my oshi] is so cute I love them!” and “I really admire the work [my oshi] puts into her streams, She’s very clever, and you can tell she puts a lot of thought and care into what she does”. This comes off as more objective, rather than fanatical. Like, what are the schizos gonna do with that? Disagree with you? Then they’d really come of ass crazy and no one would pay them any mind at this point

>> No.20341368

>>20341221
This guy has the right idea but the short version is just be good. You won't get shit for long if your work is good

Any guy actually there for the girls won't be able to hide it for long

>> No.20341520

>>20340658
I don't want to acknowledge the girl when they never acknowledge me back.

>> No.20341560

>>20339427
>NO ENGLISH SHUT UP
yeah the izuru experience

>> No.20341563

>>20336220
I’m not worried because guys who apply wanting to get closer to their oshi are in for a bad time. Once the veil of being a fan is lifted your oshi will end up become a coworker that will come with the territory of learning hard truths that you might not like. If your truly a hardcore fan it’s sadly not in your best interests to join.

>> No.20341690

>>20341563
If you just watch streams and feel bad that your oshi has a boyfriend, imagine how much worse you'd feel when you talk to them every day and they're being nice to you directly

>> No.20341695

>>20336220
Watch holostars

>> No.20342120

>>20336220
- talk about HoloEN
- gauge reaction of people outside mongolian basket weaving forum
- adjust accordingly

>> No.20342219

HoloMales EN = death of hololive.

>> No.20342242

>>20342219
it is too early to say if this is true or not
wait

>> No.20342335

People who apply just to get close to the girls make me fucking sick, they’re bad apples that spoil the bunch, making it harder for the more genuine applicants. I’m applying because singing is a part of who I am; if I could secure a job that not only enables me to get better, but actively facilitates my growth, I’d send every one of those degenerate gachikois to the gulags just to get it. To fucking hell with the girls, all I want is my chance to thrive

>> No.20342386

If they ever interact with a girl they are dead to me
If they stay in their circle they good

>> No.20342486

>>20341695
>>20340599

>> No.20342576

>>20337410
Mori...

>> No.20342618

>>20342335
It's just like pedos. The person who shittalks gachikois the most is the one who just wants to fuck the girls.

>> No.20342620

>>20342386
You know how they say the most intense gachikois make the most insane deranged and dangerous antis? Yeah...
my oshi better not even acknowledge the male stars

>> No.20342646

>>20341690
I'd NTR them outta their boyfriend

>> No.20342686

>>20342620
>my oshi better not even acknowledge the male stars
Exactly, as opposed to the female stars.

>> No.20342713

>>20342620
I know that for fact since I'm one, I won't take my corner of cute girls doing cute things ruined by faggots

>> No.20342884

>>20336733
maybe men would watch STAR JP if they didnt have those ugly faggot looking models

>> No.20342920

>>20342618
Nice cope retard. Just because you can’t imagine a world where you’d have ambitions outside of worshipping anime e girls, doesn’t mean you can project that inability unto others

>> No.20343174

>>20341563
The hard truth for the NijiEN males is that they hang out in Discord chatting with the girls all day.

>> No.20343206

>>20342335
You're talking as if those losers would have the slightest chance of passing a job application. They don't just recruit any old simp off the streets

>> No.20343237

HolostarsEN:
>male phoenix
>male shinigami
>male eldritch priest
>male shark
>male detective
What you do?

>> No.20343277

>>20342920
You're just proving my point by sperging out protesting too much.

>> No.20343336

>>20343237
Subscribe

>> No.20343385

>>20343277
not an argument.

>> No.20343406

>>20336220
>admit to watching the hololive girls
>also I'm gay
Problem solved.

>> No.20343467

>>20342713
"People" who watch K-ON and MLP don't deserve human rights.

>> No.20343480

>>20339028
Bae got in talking much she likes homostars

>> No.20343519

>>20343467
You are not even "people" nigger

>> No.20343587

>>20343480
She likes everyone on Holopro.

>> No.20343612

>>20336220
>REEEEEEE HE'S ONLY IN TO FUCK HIS OSHI
Yes, i do. And i will, cry some more about it

>> No.20343626

>>20343385
I accept your concession.

>> No.20343646

>>20343237
mating press

>> No.20343666

>Holobronies are real

>> No.20343725

>>20343237
Just give me one detective in this entire damn scene that uses their brain, it's like every company thinks it's hilarious when the detective in a batch is the least intelligent member

>> No.20343748

>>20337722
well instead of worshipping her and going gachikoi mode you could say that you admire her work and aspire to create content like hers

or you could also just lie y'know just dont be a fucking weirdo

>> No.20343780

>>20340748
>holobronies
Nobody asked for a nijinigger's input though lmao.

>> No.20343856

>>20342386
Is there even a single JP one that didn't interact with a girl?

>> No.20343860

>>20343626
That’s my line, faggot.

>> No.20343883

>>20337591
Too desperate. You forgot to assert dominance by pissing on his mouth.

>> No.20343888

>>20343860
I didn't see your name on it.

>> No.20343914

>>20343780
If you watch Hololive for CGDCT, you are no different from bronies. Just accept it.

>> No.20344167

>>20340810
Hmm... Perhaps you might want to, unironically, take a shower, do your conversational reps and go clean for a few days, at least until after the interview.

Good luck bro, and brush your teeth.

>> No.20344223

>>20336309
/thread.

>> No.20344232

The existing stars are always fine even they interact with women and sometimes bring out good sides to their counterparts we don't normally see. Why is everyone so worried about EN turning out poorly. Every hololive/stars collab has been a treat

>> No.20344270

>>20337410
Isn't that literally all of holoEN anyway...

>> No.20344347

>>20343914
damn, that is some next level insecurity.

>> No.20344416

>>20340810
travel to US makes obvious fake even more obviously fake. There's literally zero chance the first round interview is in person for fucking EN which they're expecting to have people apply from around the world. wtf do people get out of making up obviously fake stories.

>> No.20344539

>>20336220
>>20336364
>>20336403
Say you applied to fuck one of the managers like J-Chad or A-Chan.

>> No.20344608

>>20336220
Everyone in hololive is my oshi

>> No.20344617

>>20344232
It depends on how much EN would want to follow the JP relationship considering EN doesn't really recognize idol culture. NijiEN immediately started with a lot of sexual jokes and showing up in all of the girls streams. Niji has a much different culture for men and women but its hard to say until it actually happens and see whether they follow Stars or NijiEN.

>> No.20344803

>>20344232
because japanese idol company please andastandu

>> No.20344849

>>20344617
One EN male will start with the lowest numbers, spend months pursuing a BL ship one sidedly, become known for an annoying voice and being obnoxious in collaboration and menhera constantly until he calms down one day and suddenly becomes the best after his BL partner starts using his name to get into the pants of VShojos

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>>20336220
it's super simple
>join Holostars EN
>admit to watching Roberu and wanting him to do you

>> No.20345001

>>20344953
>Bae pulls some strings to prevent you from joining the company and giving her competition

>> No.20347316

>>20336309
only correct answer

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>> No.20347964

>>20336220
>start building a net presence to get into Stars to fuck your oshi
>rediscover your love for singing and music again
>now you just want to get in to be an idol

>> No.20348078

its alright, you just had to be good at apex to carry ollie and ID girls

>> No.20350001

Simple, join HolostarsEN, admit the only Hololive girl you watched and wanted to fuck was Rushia.
No longer any problems.

>> No.20350037

>>20336309
Based.

>> No.20350437

>>20340810
Godspeed anon
Be sure to plant some drugs on mori for the 1year 3d anniversary in Japan

>> No.20350631

>>20336818
At least one holostar shota played by a girl would be great though, would be stupid if they did not.

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>>20336220
who gives a fuck about what schizos say online. ignore them, have fun with your new coworkers and enjoy life. stop worrying and focus on producing positive content. grow your audience in a way that drowns out the idiots

if there's actually future holostars or niji equivalents here, then please just be yourself and be chill. thanks

>> No.20351947

In your first stream, explicitly say you won't tolerate collab beggars, tell them not to bother the girls, insist on idol culture and that you agree with it, and assure viewers that in the case that a collab does happen for some reason, that it will be professional.

>> No.20352035

>>20336220
You go on a rant about how unicorns are right and everyone who makes fun of them is a loser.

>> No.20353450

>>20337834
>>20338050
>>20338804
It was Civia, Civia said that when she auditioned she was gushing about Aqua for most of it.

>> No.20357030

>>20336220
>HE'S NOT EVEN A HOLOLIVE FAN
That'snot a bad thing, most of the holos aren't Holostars fans.

>> No.20357394

>>20336220
Maybe stop caring what angry fat schizos who delusionally believe they will one day have sex with an e-celeb think.

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