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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
Schedule: ???

Songs: https://rentry.org/ggg_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/ggg_merch

Previous thread: >>20013743

>> No.20036112

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2C4oc2Xk_I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2C4oc2Xk_I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2C4oc2Xk_I

>> No.20036124
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>> No.20036143
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20036143

Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.20036181
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20036181

Remember. No matter what the faggots who post here sometimes will say, it is completely fine to want to fuck fictional children. Gura cute. Gura fuckable.

>> No.20036228
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goose gloots

>> No.20036296
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>>20036181
based

>> No.20036311
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20036311

SOON

>> No.20036354

>>20036311
Lies.

>> No.20036505

She'll put duolingo in her next schedule, right?

>> No.20036538

>>20036505
No, never.

>> No.20036554

>>20036505
Depends, seems cover is having permissions problems with Duolingo right now. Unless they got sorted out and I missed it

>> No.20036623

I want to give Gura a huge hug and thank her for being so funny and entertaining.

>> No.20036655
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>>20036181
Awww look at all the pedo freaks comfort each other, you were talking about fucking fictional babies, not children, your just a fucking freak of nature if you fantasise about that shit and should go off yourself. Oh and Gura agrees with me btw, don't try and lump her in with all you baby fuckers just because she's retweeted some cute baby Gura pics, wtf mental gymnastics is that.

>> No.20036659

>>20036623
Do it with money

>> No.20036682

>>20036296
>get famous for eating a bunch of mid-grade sub sandwiches
>go to jail for diddlin' kids
jared's life is a meme

>> No.20036681
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20036681

Cute shark soon!

>> No.20036743

>>20036659
We're not dating, so no.

>> No.20036791

>>20036743
Since me and her ARE dating and getting married soon, I'll do it for you.

>> No.20036809
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20036809

>>20036655
Gura is pro-loli and is into DDLG. She has had a lot of practice at it too. I'm sorry you live in a delusion where you think otherwise. I hope you come to terms with reality soon. In the meantime, welcome to /ggg/.

>> No.20036859
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20036859

I'm in love with Gura!

>> No.20036861

>>20036791
Since I made this post I want to remind everyone that I did it

>> No.20036864

The bad omen was her playing Elden Ring
She's so bad it's cute
I hope she gets better though

>> No.20036873

>>20036809
Please stop using Western fetish terms.

>> No.20036885
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>> No.20036940

>>20036873
Name the eastern equivalent.

>> No.20036998

>>20036885
>she has the ability to pretend like her leg is stuck perfectly when the game glitches out
She's such a natural entertainer it's incredible

>> No.20037074

>>20036998
Her leg actually was stuck. Atlantean joints, pls understand.

>> No.20037093

i'm thinking this is less of a "watch the gameplay" sort of stream and more of a "listen from bed and masturbate" sort of stream

>> No.20037097

>>20036682
don't forget
>went to jail
>paid off a bunch of tough guys to protect him in prison
>has a bunch of other pedo groupies that hang around him for protection
>get beat to shit by a 61 year old man with the last name Nigg
>payed guards just stand by and let it happen

>> No.20037122

>>20037093
I hope she actually tries to learn the game this time honestly.

>> No.20037135

SHARK TIME

>> No.20037143

Stream starting, chumbies!

>> No.20037151

So I've missed watching live the last 40 minutes of the last Elden Ring stream and I've just done watching it. Would you guys mind Gura playing off-stream, but not progressing the story, just farming souls or materials or practicing fighting tought enemies that will respawn?

>> No.20037161

I just hope she has fun and is extra cute tonight!

>> No.20037174

HERE WE GO

>> No.20037199

>>20036809
>She has had a lot of practice at it too.
time stamp?

>> No.20037200

>>20037151
Not really, I just like to spend time with gura.

>> No.20037204

>>20037151
I wouldn't mind even if she did progress the story

>> No.20037208
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20037208

Time for Elden Ring

>> No.20037209

>>20037151
Not really but it's fun watching her be bad at the game

>> No.20037223

>another tweet
She's excited

>> No.20037232

my sharkwife did TWO tweets for this game she must be excited

>> No.20037247

>>20037151
If shes gonna play it id like to see it streamed. Even if she just ignores chat and plays normally.
The Mario Kart tourny broke me.

>> No.20037255

>>20037151
I hope she does bad this time specifically to piss off the /v/tards

>> No.20037261

>>20037151
I don't care if she plays the story off stream, I watch Gura for her not the game

>> No.20037263

>>20037151
I wouldn't and commented as much. Honestly if she was going to play the whole game it would probably be hard to stream everything, it's very long, especially if you're not used to souls games.

>> No.20037271

>she tweet
who is this girl and why has she suddenly gotten over her fears of the twitter

>> No.20037276

>>20037255
Same desu

>> No.20037313

>>20037255
just ignore them, I don't mind her being bad but to wish for her to be bad for some stupid reason is not cool

>> No.20037315

>>20037271
>stream related tweets
The only fear-related one is the morning one. Which won't happen again tomorrow, you can bet on that.

>> No.20037335
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20037335

I'm surprised Gura is even bothering to play this shit game again. She was so bored last time. I guess the pay is just too good...

>> No.20037338

>hi~

>> No.20037371

she's so small...

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>>20036809
yeah, with me.

>> No.20037401

>instant baby mention
She was reading the previous thread...

>> No.20037407
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>>20037335
She enjoys it, anon.

>> No.20037422

>>20037371
UOOOOOOOOOOOH

>> No.20037423

>>20037313
It's absolutely cool, people shitting on gura because they're autistic deserve to get shit on themselves.

>> No.20037431

stop reading my silly messages you dork haha

>> No.20037439

>>20037335
kill yourself frogfaggot

>> No.20037450

>>20037151
i could not possibly care less about missing content

>> No.20037454
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gobobabably gabungus

>> No.20037458
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I'm no longer dizzy from gooming to Gura.

>> No.20037461

>>20037335
FrogCHAD is back? I kneel

>> No.20037470

it's goombler time lads

>> No.20037476

no bully!

>> No.20037480
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20037480

>slurping noises
GOOD LORD GURA PLEASE

>> No.20037482

>>20037151
I literally could not give less of a fuck about this shitty game. The only thing at all interesting about it is that Mori is apparently trying to find porn mods for it

>> No.20037506

Low energy gura again fml

>> No.20037512
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found this old color sample i nabbed a few years ago, back when i was a wagie. it reminds me of gura.

>> No.20037521

>>20037482
>mori is apparently trying to find porn mods for it
based as fuck

>> No.20037538

Played 3 hours of Sekiro. She prefers it to Elden Ring. Got 5 hours in Elden Ring so I'm guessing she did an extra 2 hours of off-stream grinding.

>> No.20037539

i'm convinced the frog faggot is a false flag operation to make people who dislike fromshit games look bad

>> No.20037543

>>20037407
Are you autistic?

>> No.20037579

>>20037543
Yes

>> No.20037588

Gura sounds younger than usual...

>> No.20037598
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>I don't like it.
She's already checked out... it's over...
I feel sorry for Chumshits

>> No.20037599

>she was gonna restart
I figured as much with the description

>> No.20037622

imagine starting a new game and losing almost 8 mins of progress

>> No.20037636

at least we're getting more than 3 hours this time

>> No.20037647
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>>20037543
No, but apparently you are if you think otherwise.

>> No.20037665

>>20037636
I wouldn't count on that, lol

>> No.20037667

>>20037636
did she say how long she reserved for?

>> No.20037675

>>20037543
>asking if someone is autistic
>here of all places
lmao

>> No.20037676

>Burping Gura

>> No.20037681

>>20037521
I honestly actually like Mori now that I discovered that she is so retarded she used a that name on a gaming porn form to play porn games
#bonebros

>> No.20037692

i started ytarchive 60 hours ago on wednesday morning, polling for her to schedule a stream, and it started recording just like it says in the manual!

>> No.20037704

Had a dream where she burped on stream. A premontion perhaps?

>> No.20037705

>>20037681
nice bait

>> No.20037714

>>20037665
watch streams

>> No.20037717

sometimes i crave death

>> No.20037730
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20037730

I had a dream earlier today Gura sent me an email.
I think she wanted to talk about sharks.

>> No.20037732

she sounds so good today. i hope nobody tells her the game is quiet

>> No.20037739

>>20037667
no restriction this time, so who know

>> No.20037760

>these are the nightmares that are keeping her from sleeping normally

>> No.20037769
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will she beat him

>> No.20037773

>>20037714
I did. I watched her first ER stream, and she could barely stand playing three hours.

>> No.20037794

>>20037667
Only thing close to mentioning time was that she felt pressured by only having 3 hours for the last stream

>> No.20037796

>>20037598
>>20037439

>> No.20037831

no time limit !

>> No.20037835

No time limit today. So possible long stream day.

>> No.20037837

>>20037773
I'm sorry you think that, anon.

>> No.20037845

[eggs rattling]

>> No.20037863

we goin alllll niiiiight boiiiiis

>> No.20037867

>>20037773
watch streams x2

>> No.20037871

>>20037831
>>20037835
Unlimited Gura

>> No.20037921

oh god she is parrying again

>> No.20037924

SUSAN

>> No.20037933

thinking of playing noita while listening to gomba

>> No.20037935

>>20036809
Prove it to me and I'll admit I was wrong and be conflicted af about it, but until you can show me proof I'm just gunna assume that Gura doesn't find fictional babies sexual and your all just delusional pedos that want Gura to be as fucked up in the head as your are. But I know you can't prove shit and that I'm right and your all wrong.

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but gooruh... i woke up at 6:00 am and worked until 7:00 pm...

>> No.20037945
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20037945

>jannies are deleting my files
Hahahahahaha, chumbuds/fromdrones are so fragile holy shit

>> No.20037948

>"Put your sword away, sir"
>He does it

>> No.20037952

>>20037831
>>20037835
Not if Susan has anything to say about it...

>> No.20037955

Gura looking for a reason to bail.

>> No.20037959

So no extra grinding and she hasn't played Elden Ring since the last stream. I'm pretty sure everyone in the comments said it was okay to grind off-screen.

>> No.20037992

>>20037933
I do this often. I wish I lived in the timeline where she played gungeon and went on a roguelike arc

>> No.20037996
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20037996

googoo gaga lol

>> No.20037999

>>20037945
You are really that mad Ame isnt streaming eh?

>> No.20038007

chatty gura best gura

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>>20037940
>this is the life of a membershrimp
heh enjoy goomba while you can, wagie

>> No.20038040

>>20037992
I still hope she plays Isaac one day.

>> No.20038042

>>20037940
you better drink some redbull to stay awake for the next five hours huhahaha

>> No.20038052

>>20038032
i'm not on a wage

>> No.20038059

>>20037999
She is in 43 minutes anon, and playing something that isn't made by pedophiles and rapists

>> No.20038062
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>>20037935
>your all wrong
Nice grammar, retard. Go looking, anon. She retweeted/liked those sorts of things not long after her debut. I'm not going to spoon feed you. Educate yourself while I stroke my cock.

>> No.20038085

>>20037945
kek frogscum is seething

>> No.20038088

she's talking about me btw

>> No.20038110

>>20038059
im sorry i dont give a fuck about your whore callifornian go back already

>> No.20038161

This bitrate is painful

>> No.20038172

>>20037097
Good

>> No.20038178

>Gura looking for lost children
Jesas

>> No.20038183

Gura is on the lookout for a child.

>> No.20038187

GURA GONNA FIND A CHILD TO SAVE!!!!

>> No.20038194

>>20038161
Is it youtube lagging? I thought it was my garbage internet

>> No.20038210

>>20036181
yeah, just because it's disgusting doesn't mean it's reprehensible.

>> No.20038233

SHE'S HERE

>> No.20038251

Drop a red bull on herself twice.

>> No.20038270

Eldon Rinop just copied Diablo 3

>> No.20038287

gura forked herself :(

>> No.20038317

Our cute, goofy Shark

>> No.20038332

Entire wall of teabox fell on her. She's so accident prone.

>> No.20038337
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>>20038042
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO HUHAHA

>> No.20038341

She’s unironically already doing better than the first stream just by using light attacks and blocking more

>> No.20038350

someone pls save her

>> No.20038386

Gura getting parkinson's from eating week old bathtub pizza confirmed

>> No.20038425

but gooruh... that's not what dropsy means... and when you look it up, you're not gonna like it...

>> No.20038426

>oh my god from both sides!

>> No.20038433

>>20038350
Only yeah, me can save her.

>> No.20038445

She's already so fucking cute today

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>roll
>roll
>roll
>roll

>> No.20038447

She's doing pretty well

>> No.20038456

Would you be sad if Gura stopped streaming because she was eaten by wolves?

>> No.20038467

>>20038426
>they had me from the front and the back

>> No.20038477

i wish i had gura from the front and the back

>> No.20038493

Gura wants to grow up to be a living historian.

>> No.20038506

well that's getting clipped for fucking weeks

>> No.20038508

>>20038425
She knows what it means, she's dying of edema lol

>> No.20038531

gura larp

>> No.20038534

holy FUCK her voice sounds so good today

>> No.20038563

>La+ interviews Batman
>Gura wants to interview her local Abraham Lincoln impersonator
Based

>> No.20038566

God I love when she just rambles on about random shit

>> No.20038573

>Wanting to become a living historian to LARP
skipping my best friend's wedding was totally worth it to watch this.

>> No.20038595
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20038595

gura is a dork.

>> No.20038633

get ready to laugh

>> No.20038650

Beastman fight time!

>> No.20038655

>gura is retarded confirmed

>> No.20038668

>>20038573
Now I feel a lot less scummy for not going over to a friend's to watch a movie I didn't wanna watch

>> No.20038679

Sorry Gura, don't know if it's my Internet today or just YouTube fuckery in general, but my stream keeps buffering every 5 seconds. Guess I'll watch the VOD...

>> No.20038682
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This stream man, 30 minutes in and I'm already grinning ear to ear.

>> No.20038686

GURA INTERVIEWING JAS TOWNSEND

MOST AMBITIOUS CROSSOVER IN HISTORY

>> No.20038688

>>20038655
first stream?

>> No.20038691

Bae...

>> No.20038706

good god she sucks so hard

>> No.20038707

frustrated gura is one of the best guras

>> No.20038715
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wow, great game

>> No.20038721

>>20038679
I'm getting it too

>> No.20038730

>>20038706
yeah, me

>> No.20038752

>this thing is ugly it looks like a rrat
CHAOS BTFO

>> No.20038756

rip bozo

>> No.20038764

>>20038715
Yeah Elden Ring sucks to be honest

>> No.20038779

>>20038573
what the fuck

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>>20038686
make it happen

>> No.20038817

>>20038730
No, it's Gura who sucks. We have no idea how bad you are at this game, anon.

>> No.20038825

>>20038686
>"So I've heard you've named a drink after Kiara..."

>> No.20038837

And she rolled into that attack.

>> No.20038852

Oh man, I just finished the part of the game where this guy is a common enemy

>> No.20038853

>>20038679
I get that a lot on live streams

Bizarrely not happening tonight though

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>>20038679
Not sure if it is just a PC and/or mobile thing, but the YouTube app on PS4 is working perfectly for me.

>> No.20038898

it actually is mpressive how bad she is

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photos taken moments before disaster

>> No.20038938

quick what do i make coffee or tea?

>> No.20038950

>>20038679
youtube is worse than normal for some people today, but I normally get buffering on her stream some even on good days. I don't have that problem with any other holo too, it's weird

>> No.20038967
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20038967

>>20038938
REDBULL!!!

>> No.20038970

>>20038938
coffee

>> No.20038988

>>20038938
tea!

>> No.20039013

>>20038950
probably a stupid question but have you tried hiding chat

>> No.20039016

>>20038938
mix all of these
>>20038967
>>20038970
>>20038988

>> No.20039018

>>20038938
Chocolate milk.

>> No.20039021

>>20038706
And that's okay. She's trying.

>> No.20039035

GOOMBA DID IT!

>> No.20039047

And she beat it on her 3rd try.

>> No.20039068

>>20038938
the halflife of caffeine is like 6 hours. stick with tea if it's evening unless you feel like having shitty sleep.

>> No.20039072

>>20039013
Yes, doesn't make a difference.

>> No.20039073

>she did it in less tries than me

>> No.20039079

feels good to be significantly worse at these kinds of games than gura is. i am not even slightly frustrated by the gameplay.

>> No.20039084

fuck elden open world meme. hope gura replaces ER for Sekino

>> No.20039089

>>20038679
no problems at all on my side

>> No.20039112

>>20038938
trips and you chug a bottle of hot sauce

>> No.20039149

>She likes em salty

>> No.20039154

>>20039073
that is a joke right?

>> No.20039155

i'm a fking dumbass i didnt realize you were meant to jump over his cleaves.

>> No.20039175

>>20039084
fuck off teamate

>> No.20039190

>>20039112
lol

>> No.20039192

>>20038764
Kill yourself or go back to /v/. We get it, you're cool for not liking what everyone else dose. Here's some cookies.

>> No.20039202

>>20038931
she would be raped (lovingly) if i caught her like this. i don’t think that i would be able to hold back

>> No.20039231

>>20039155
you dont have to and its generally a worse idea to.

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Why do so many people seethe over vtubers playing Elden Ring? Even if they're not huge fans of the game, why does it matter? Their oshis are (mostly) having fun and still giving commentary that, presumably, is why they watch them regularly.

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Gura burp https://youtu.be/crlXJYrlX8E (6:11 in case it didn’t timestamp)

>> No.20039271

>that reaction to co-op
heh

>> No.20039302

>>20039241
not even close

>> No.20039314

>>20039237
some people tie their identity to having contrarian takes on popular media so even if they’re oshi is playing they are obligated to seethe about the game at all times

>> No.20039315

Gura saying that like she believed it

>> No.20039351

>>20038679
i had a brief problem earlier. my closest youtube data center is in georgia. my recording box is in new york and logged a disruption at the same time. both of them recovered quickly. i believe that you're having problems though because they're normally localized to a single youtube data center.

>> No.20039379

>>20039154
Haha, yeah...

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>>20039302

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>>20039271
why is gura afraid of online? What happened? What's she hiding

>> No.20039422

Ah here comes the open world adhd pain

>> No.20039434
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>>20039314
Shit's stupid. My oshi plays Jump King every 5 minutes, which I hate, but I don't seethe over it. Just put it on in the background and do something else while listening to your oshi.

>> No.20039452

>>20039351
I admin 3 GCP tenancies and all of them were a little squirrely today. Many bug reports that boiled down to 'it transiently sucks'.

>> No.20039520

>>20039314
I dont like elden ring because of the open world meme.

>> No.20039538

>>20039413
A message that says "dog?" will dox her irl location clearly.

>> No.20039542

>>20038931
why is the camera in the fridge?

>> No.20039564

>can't talk about didny
She's in pain

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>>20039084
I just hope this game leads to fromsoftware experimenting more in the future. I'd love to see them make a soulsborne game made, and balanced with co-op (maybe 2-4 players) in mind. Might be a pain to get boss ai to not be stupid with multiple players, but I recall code vein being perfectly fine 1v2ing so it is not really totally uncharted waters.

>> No.20039672

Cute snort

>> No.20039710

>just opened the stream
>Nope we suck this is terrible
So how's it going

>> No.20039740

Kek.

>> No.20039742

>>20039710
she sucks but she's cute.

>> No.20039746

oh nyo

>> No.20039759

we need an edit of desk-kun taking damage

>> No.20039761

And she dies in the joust which she could've easily won.

>> No.20039781

Imagine being worse at a game than Mori of all people

>> No.20039806

she's gonna lose all the runes she got from the boss...

>> No.20039814

>>20039742
so buissness as usual

>> No.20039827

>you got this G
STFU retarded wigger pink lady

>> No.20039841

>>20039710
worst player in hololive by far
its actually irritating seeing her play

>> No.20039859

Gura revving up to say the gamer word

>> No.20039871

gura can get my big sword!
gura can get behind me!

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>that's a mighty big sword there mister
>could you...unseathe it?

>> No.20039930

>these look like zombies
>are these zombies?
>that looks pretty!
>wait we were looking for pillars
>which way is that
>how do we
>okay

>> No.20039970

youtube is bugging out recently.

>> No.20039993

>>20039761
She could just play the game instead of doing whatever it is she is doing right now. If she wanted to chat she should have made a chatting stream.

>> No.20039994

>>20039841
Just the way I like it

>> No.20039999

fucking susan is gonna make this a 2 hour stream

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fix your shit susan

>> No.20040006
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>>20039710
>>20039781
>>20039841
She's genuinely trying and doing her best. That's all she can do. We've all been shitty at souls games before. Don't be a dick about it to your oshi. Especially not one this cute.

>> No.20040037

reaching climax deep inside gura's tiny cunny... what would that even feel like?

>> No.20040046

My youtube is fine and if Gura stops streaming because of you shits using Walmart parking lot wifi I'm gonna be pissed

>> No.20040052

>>20039930
average f*male game player

>> No.20040076

I love her but why is she not exploring anything, her thought process baffles me

>> No.20040079

>>20040046
it's on susan's end

>> No.20040085

>>20040037
fucking pedo freak

>> No.20040114

>>20040015
Making fun of her is okay if it's funny

>> No.20040152

Gura's moral dilemma...

>> No.20040155

>>20040037
Imagine her clamping down extra hard as she cums at the same time, milking you for all you've got.

>> No.20040158

I bought 4 bags of jerky for this week and I already ate 3 since this stream started, I think I have a problem.

>> No.20040163

>>20040085
protip: she’s not actually a child

>> No.20040164

Yeah, me

>> No.20040172

>>20040114
But they're not being funny

>> No.20040174

>>20040085
>>>/reddit/

>> No.20040183

>>20040076
Your mistake is expecting Gura to play the game and have a goal for this stream

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>>20040085

>> No.20040212

>>20040174
nah even the hololive reddit loves lolis

>> No.20040215

>>20040172
Gura would laugh, you don't matter

>> No.20040239

If Gura is going to level, she should put it into vigor and stamina until she hits 40 in both. Damage stats only matter to reach the minimum requirements to use weapons, weapon level is WAY more important in this game.

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>>20040155
i'm imagining

>> No.20040248

Gura needs things explained to her like a literal 3-year-old. Ooouuuuuuuhhhhh.

>> No.20040253

a literal 3 year old ToT

>> No.20040259

>>20040085
I prefer the term cunnysseur

>> No.20040271

Gura sounds like a little boy today

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>>20040037
>>20040155

>> No.20040292

>>20040259
I think I'll call you based instead

>> No.20040308

>>20040215
>"its actually irritating seeing her play"
>Gura would laugh

>> No.20040323

>>20040248
Next time she has an accident I explain to her how to use the toilet like she is a 3 year old.

>> No.20040327

>>20040279
>>20040037
Do you guys imagine Gura as fertile or non?

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>>20040085
>he thought labeling me 'pedo' would hinder me

>> No.20040340

>>20040308
Yes.

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she will be an expert at this game in a few streams I know it

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>you'll never strip gura naked and wash her delicate body with a washcloth after she wet her bed

>> No.20040366

>>20040037
Like ejaculating into a tight, soft, short, warm and moist canal while your heart stings and burns from affection, her heavy breathing hypnotizes you and her legs wrap around your waist.

>> No.20040403

>>20040327
definitively non fertile

>> No.20040411

PANTY RAAAAAAAAAID

>> No.20040415

gura what the fuck

>> No.20040423

>>20040351
Yeah, because I make her wear diapers to bed.

>> No.20040439

I have the stream on 360p and still buffering. This is definitely not my internet.

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>>20040327

>> No.20040476

>>20040439
Works on my machine

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>>20040327
fertile

>> No.20040502

>>20040327
CONVEYOR BELT

>> No.20040522

>>20040476
if you want to help, tell him which youtube data center your machine is near. the client is irrelevant.

>> No.20040529

YOUNG PEOPLE WATCHING UOOOOOOOOOOHHH

>> No.20040565

>>20040439
it is definitely your internet

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>>20040327
very fertile

>> No.20040582

>>20040439
I got 480p no buffering, and my internet has been ass for the last 30ish hours.

>> No.20040589

>>20040439
It's affecting all the current streams you fuckwit, she even mentioned it earlier

>> No.20040644

>>20040448
>>20040492
>>20040502
>>20040580
but fertility implies maturity which goes against her cunny charm!

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>>20040644
Loli baba!!!

>> No.20040697

she's using the same weapon i used for most of the game
now im a shitter with the sword of night and flame

>> No.20040701

>spamming attacks kills common mobs
>she thinks it's the sword
she's way to hesitant for this type of game but it's so cute

>> No.20040772

>>20040695
this position is so hot

>> No.20040838

i wonder if gura gets off on lewd art of her

>> No.20040850

I got his shoes!
SNIIIIIF

>> No.20040851

she will be the living historian of ancient smells

>> No.20040861

and that's another clip

>> No.20040875

yup this is my oshi

>> No.20040884

Gura's talking about smelling feet again.

>> No.20040887

>what do you think a foot smells like

>> No.20040911

What if Gura came home with a baby walrus to keep as a pet, what do you do?

>> No.20040944

Do you have any idea how hard it is not to just green text half of what Gura says?

>He's zooming!

>> No.20040974

I heard womb instead of runes, bros...

>> No.20041028

This goddamn buffering i fucking hate youtube so much

>> No.20041030

>>20040944
My favorite is
>I felt like a baby wearing a cloth diaper

>> No.20041063

>>20040974
weird, tangential thought, but I really hope she has a child some day. the thought of her bloodline ending makes me sad.

>> No.20041068

>>20040974
going by the content ITT you're in good company

>> No.20041077

>>20041028
use a vpn retard

>> No.20041116

>>20041077
why would that help

>> No.20041131

>>20041063
I believe in brothershark

>> No.20041154

This.. this isn't even the game, is it? She's just fighting low spawns and dying a lot, isn't there a storyline?

>> No.20041162

>>20041063
yeah with me

>> No.20041164

Someone should trick her into the mines.

>> No.20041181

>>20041154
>storyline
who cares

>> No.20041216 [DELETED] 

>>20040911
Take it while she sleeps, kill it and throw the corpse in a garbage bin very far away from anywhere she might pass through, then tell her it ran off.

>> No.20041245

>>20041154
it sure looks like a game to me

>> No.20041259

>>20041116
you are too stupid to understand but it does.
listen to people smarter than you.

>> No.20041286

>>20041154
To put it in a way everyone could understand she is basically fighting, and dieing to the goombas of the game.

>> No.20041317

If google names their datacenters after airports then chicago has been good to me so far. connecting from iowa.

>> No.20041325

>>20041154
I hate games that are just movies, dialog, and pretending they have gamesplay, basically visual novels or pester you with shit you dont want to do. So yes this game thankfully is not that.

>> No.20041328

>>20041259
tell me why a vpn would help with youtube itself having an issue, it's not my internet plenty of other anons have been complaining

>> No.20041340

>>20041181
I literally know nothing about this meme game but there has to be some sort of point to it beyond just killing random low level shit right?
Like there was a boss fight but it was a side quest thing so there must be mainline quests to follow somewhere

>> No.20041367

>>20041328
nigga you are literally retarded just use one and see that it works.

>> No.20041402

>>20041328
the problem does not affect all youtube data centers in the same way. by using a VPN in a different location, you will connect to a different, and probably unaffected, data center.

>> No.20041421

>>20041154
open world shit was a mistake

>> No.20041442

>>20041367
>>20041328
you're both dumb as fuck for different reasons and it's hilarious

>> No.20041461

Tree sentinel time!

>> No.20041500

>>20041402
alright thank you i kinda assumed it was something like that but the other anon was being a prick
>>20041367
fuck you

>> No.20041508

well i can say I havent seen that before and I've watched a good number of ER streams

>> No.20041521

>>20041154
Yes, with a lot of side things. A lot of the lore is cryptic as well, which most people who play the game enjoy, if they even pay attention to the lore at all.

>>20041340
Ideally, she should be moving around, exploring, fighting other things, and finding bosses to try to kill. But the game lets you choose to play differently.

>> No.20041522

Is anyone else's stream jittery like shit?

>> No.20041525

>>20041154
NOBODY is here for the fucking game - literally nobody. we’re here just to hear her talk

>> No.20041526

why is the tree sentinel a horse person

>> No.20041533

oh wow, i didn't know the sentinel could break walls on the church
bretty cool

>> No.20041555

>>20041442
>refuses to explain to people too retarded to listen
dont defend brainlets.

>> No.20041562

Gura is scared of everything in this game.

>> No.20041587

>>20041526
The tree part refers to the Erdtree. I have no idea why in the fuck he's at the start, though.

>> No.20041599

>>20041526
devs thought the equine tags were getting stale

>> No.20041625

>>20041521
Why are you replying to the samefag teamate?

>> No.20041672

Looks like she got it down to 80% there.

>> No.20041681

I love the fact that she swears so easily in her everyday life but holds back on stream

>> No.20041688

gura is fucking DOGSHIT at this game
just end it and zatsudan

>> No.20041700

i thought gura was the rhythm gamer?

>> No.20041709

>gura clearly is not enjoying this game

same

>> No.20041713

>>20041625
I'm not a chumbud (although I do love Gura), but I'm not a teamate either.

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MY NAME IS GYOUBU MASATAKA ONIWA!

>> No.20041756

>>20041681
>in her everyday life
She probably does but how the fuck would you know

>> No.20041760

>>20041688
sorry no time limit she's gonna wander around and die to random shit until she gets tired and ends the stream

>> No.20041766

>why is your sword so long?

>> No.20041797

>>20041756
I saw her at the grocery store

>> No.20041824

>>20041700
>no song
>no chart
anon this is not a rhythm game

>> No.20041827

>>20041766
because it's a poleaxe

>> No.20041829

>>20041681
>Gura will never swear at you like a sailor while riding your dick

>> No.20041849

>>20041766
There's a reason she needs to two-hand it.

>> No.20041864

>>20041756
i had to restack the tea she knocked over

>> No.20041874

>>20039841
Yes, if your heavily autistic.

>> No.20041880

>>20041797
we need a story

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>>20041824
It is if your iq is high

>> No.20041939

>>20041827
It's more of a weird one handed halberd.

>> No.20041970

>>20041756
i mean we have plenty of pre-gura gura to go off of

>> No.20041994

>>20041824
Ina said it best. The game is like a dance. The boss sets the beat and you respond in kind.

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>>20040644
Mature cunny is best. The ultimate appeal through contrast. The peek gap moe.

>> No.20042041

>>20041970
That still wasn't "everyday life"

>> No.20042063

>>20041994
Ina i kneel... too bad gura is retarded

>> No.20042113

yeah, she has zero aptitude for these games. she should just drop it and never touch it again.

>> No.20042117

Her visual processing speed is impressive but her timing is so bad until she memorizes patterns without audio cues

>> No.20042122

I guess Tree Sentinel will have to be saved for later.

>> No.20042171

I want to play too.
Do I have to get a controller or is the keyboard good enough.
t. Never ever played a Soul's game ever.

>> No.20042178

>>20042063
It's something that every new player goes through. They suck and get their ass whooped. Then, eventually, they start dodging attacks and retaliating and it clicks with them like some ultra instinct bullshit.
Go watch the moment in Ina's fight with Leonine Misbegotten where she finally understood. You can see the switch in her brain flip.

>> No.20042192

>>20041760
>she wants to fight another boss
God she's an idiot. This game fucking sucks.

>> No.20042214

>>20042041
how you react under pressure is how you are naturally, when not being watched by an audience
i'm not sure why you're having trouble with this concept

>> No.20042215

>>20042113
this but the opposite and my hand instead of these games

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>>20041880
I saw Gawr Gura at a grocery store in Disney World yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huhahuh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her knock over a stack of tea as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen red bulls in her hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending her tummy hort and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the cans and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any eulactipus infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each can and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>> No.20042326

>>20042171
use a controller if at all possible

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>>20042171
Apparently controller to most people is preferable. I play with KB&M. The game isn't built for it, though. All your button prompts will be in controller buttons because Miyazaki hates PC games.

>>20042192
Fighting bosses is the big point of the game. Most bosses will whoop your ass for the first few tries until you understand their moveset (unless you're gotten really good at the game by the time you go up against them or if they're an early game boss).
I'm sorry you had a rough experience and ragequit when you tried the game. Other people enjoy the struggle, feeling of overcoming odds, and refined gameplay.

>> No.20042378

>>20042171
Its playable on keyboard and mouse but please dont....

>> No.20042431

>>20042171
it is evident that the fromsoft developers have never operated a keyboard before. get a controller.

>> No.20042439

I hope Gura plays this every day for the next three months at least.

>> No.20042448

>>20037717
You ok dude ?

>> No.20042505

>>20042366
Memorizing patterns is not gameplay

>> No.20042515

>>20042439
I would unironically love this. It would piss off people on /vt/ and /v/ to no end and Gura would eventually become an utter god at the game.

>> No.20042554

>you'll never hear gura mutter racial slurs to herself

>> No.20042567

>>20042515
>Gura would eventually become an utter god at the game
DYRBI

>> No.20042589

>>20042505
>this man actually hates Gura and Rhythm games
fucking teamates please leave already holy shit.

>> No.20042610

>>20042505
Yes. Yes, it is. Memorization is learning. You learn the damage of weapons in games, in what situations they're best in, and when not to use them. You memorize what all you're capable of and when a good time to use it is. Memorizing boss attacks (or generally learning how they fight) and applying your knowledge to overcome the obstacle is gameplay.
Are you mentally retarded?

>> No.20042631

>>20042448
the pain fades away when im watching gura
when she leaves it comes back with a vengeance

>> No.20042648

>>20041939
True. The beak is almost as large as the blade, and I failed to notice the point.
I stand corrected. It's an unreasonably short halberd.

>> No.20042661

>>20042567
GURA WILL NEVER COMPETE WITH JP AT MARIO KART SHES TERRIBLE!!!!!

>> No.20042716

>>20042567
I genuinely do.

>> No.20042746

gura is the only reason im still alive

>> No.20042817

>>20042661
>>20042716
I applaud your trust in Gura although I do not quite share it

>> No.20042914

>>20038042
great idea, now i'm not tired at all!!

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Guys I have a confession to make. I played Sekiro like a dark souls game, and by that I mean side stepping only, and no parrying or countering until my second playthrough in the fight father owl at the hirata estate, and I find it funny dad is the one who taught me to play the game right. Am I on the same level as Gura?

>> No.20042966

fuck this game make me seethe lmao, did gura actually like this?

>> No.20042969

>>20042366
Whatever. This is likely the last time she's playing this piece of shit again. I'd rather watch her grind out a single map on PDMM than try to whiddle away on a boss for three hours, getting progressively more annoyed.

>> No.20042982

>>20042567
There's no reason to think she wouldn't. The hard part is getting her to stick with it, not the inevitability of her getting good if she does.

>> No.20043008

>>20042966
gura just sucks

>> No.20043057

>>20042969
>I'd rather watch her grind out a single map on PDMM
this is kind of an unfair comparison. i'd rather watch that than almost anything.

>> No.20043079

>>20042746
You should search for more reasons to stay alive, never leave us and never leave gura

>> No.20043109

>>20042966
No she's playing it because it's ebin flavor of the month

>> No.20043120

>>20043079
shut up you dont care about me

>> No.20043197

>>20042951
Sounds like you just made it way harder for yourself than you needed to. But I'd be lying if I said I didn't try doing the same thing at the start.

>> No.20043209

>>20042307
Is that copy pasta stolen from the bald man?

>> No.20043228

>>20042969
god, i will even watch that vampire 2d thing game rather than this shit

>>20043008
yeah

>> No.20043269

>>20042307
>grocery store in Disney World
As stupid as this alteration is this part made me laugh

>> No.20043286

>>20042969
She's enjoying herself, despite what everyone wants to say. She only asked for three hours last time, but went out of her way to request as much time as she needs to play it again. If she were to stream Sekiro (which she said is her favorite game as of late), she could and people would definitely watch it. She's wealthy as fuck and has the ability to choose what she does and doesn't want to play. Just because you don't enjoy the game doesn't mean Gura has to hate it too.

>> No.20043350

>>20042431
>>20042378
>>20042366
>>20042326
Thanks chaps. Looks like I have to buy a controller.

>> No.20043360

>>20043197
That is true I loved the game so much more on my third playthrough when I was playing it right, but I love the fact I beat the game playing it like a dark souls game the first playthrough.

>> No.20043392

Love seeing people meet the flower for the first time

>> No.20043406

>>20043209
I first read it with Kojima, I don't know who it originally was.

>> No.20043432

gura is missing ame play a vr rhythm game for this garbage

>> No.20043451

>>20043360
I am a massive Soulsfag and couldn't get into it. Coming from From's other games, it just didn't feel right and wouldn't click in my head. I wish I could. It looks cool.

>> No.20043469

>>20043120
Why you think i dont care about you ? I dont know you but i still have the basic human empathy and decency to care about other people

>> No.20043474

Gura’s not even regular bad she’s not even trying really, her health is 20% and she won’t heal then gets mad when she dies. I think she’s not fully into it.

>> No.20043498

i feel like she would love anal

>> No.20043521

>>20043469
...thank you

>> No.20043545

>>20043432
get out teacuck

>> No.20043556

>>20043474
she's overwhelmed. she's at the forgetting she has healing level

>> No.20043604

>>20043469
gay

>> No.20043625

>>20043474
Anon Gura is retarded. You would know this if you watched streams.

>> No.20043623

Just popping in to say I have an inhuman desire to inhale Goobas stinky gamergirl musk in the manner of a feral animal. I have to get that off my chest or it will consume me. Good day.

>> No.20043682

>>20043623
based

>> No.20043688

>>20043474
She isn't really that mad, so I don't know what you're talking about there. But forgetting to heal is something everything has done at least once. It's way more common when you're newer to the game and trying to adjust.

>> No.20043713

>>20043625
he's from /v/ he doesn't watch streams.

>> No.20043736

>>20043556
>>20043625
that's my shork!

>> No.20043752

>>20043474
Fuck off she's having fun

>> No.20043760

>>20043474
try streaming and get overwhelmed by the game that you didn't actually know anything about it, not even the mechanics

>> No.20043832
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20043832

>>20041880
I saw her at the store the other day buying tea, redbull, monster energy, and adult diapers. I asked her what the diapers were for and she said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely shit on these kids“ then she rode an oversized shrimp out the door.

>> No.20043866
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20043866

>learning human anatomy with Gawr Gura

>> No.20043943

>>20043406
It's not originally the bald man's it is just copy pasted over there a lot.

>> No.20043949
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20043949

>>20043832
>then she rode an oversized shrimp out the door.
Yeah me

>> No.20043970

>>20043760
If only there was some kind of tutorial or something.
I do think shes having fun though. Anyone saying otherwise is retarded.

>> No.20043997

i sent too many middle finger emotes in pre-stream chat and now half my chat messages are shadowbanned lol

>> No.20044001
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20044001

>Lordsworn Greatsword
Top tier taste

>> No.20044012

>>20043970
she'll have more fun when chat successfully directs her to a dungeon

>> No.20044065

That comedic timing...

>> No.20044101

>>20044012
and when she finally reads the messages about pressing L1 on horse.

>> No.20044118
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20044118

based?

>> No.20044147

>>20044001
wtf he looks like me

>> No.20044165

I need the drawing of vr Gura looking down the server portal in minecraft going "oh nyo nyo nyo"

>> No.20044178

>>20043451
It was weird at first, but once it clicks with your brain it is magic. It is very hard to do because the game feels like a soulsborne game, but you have to toss everything dark souls, and bloodborne has taught you out the window when playing.

>> No.20044190

is she avoiding bosses?
I know it's a pain gura but it's how you get better

>> No.20044194

if you don't feel like to talk because it make you confused then don't talk gura, just focus on the game

>> No.20044204
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20044204

I'm sorry I'm such a big guy, Gura...

>> No.20044216
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>>20044147
bideo

>> No.20044255

>>20044204
Me on the right.

>> No.20044284

>>20044190
She's messing around at her own pace, I think. I also don't think she knows of any bosses besides Margit, which she's too afraid of right now.

>> No.20044292

>>20044118
more like base

>> No.20044302

>>20044190
She has the beeg dumb

>> No.20044357

>>20043949
How does Gura's diapered butt feel on your back?

>> No.20044363

>>20044284
>Margit, which she's too afraid of right now.
As she should be. He's basically the difficulty curve incarnate.

>> No.20044373

GURA NOT THE CRIPPLE

>> No.20044403

doesn't this game have a tutorial? did she skip it?

>> No.20044433

>>20044190
She literally needs someone who at least knows where to go to backseat her in VC

>> No.20044457

>>20044118
what's his chat history like

>> No.20044601

>>20044118
she has never polished a pole and i’d be sorta surprised if she’s even kissed a boy

>> No.20044662

>>20044601
probably true yeah
>she's just like me....

>> No.20044682

>>20043498
she didn't, we tried it last night

>> No.20044690

>>20044601
Yeah it's not like she some prostitute

>> No.20044854

asks chat question
ignores it for the next 5 mins
never change Gura

>> No.20044869

>>20044457
he's been watching since october 2020, has never been a member, has sent superchats, and is a mostly normal chat participant.

>> No.20044958
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20044958

God, I've love to convince Gura to give anal a try. She'd eventually give in reluctantly. When we eventually started, she'd complain it hurts and she wants to stop, but I'd only pound her harder. I want to rape my little shark's butt and leave her in tears.

>> No.20044994
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20044994

gura is my wife and she professes her love to me daily. she just told me to impregnate her
[This post is immune to all variations of "that's me" posts]

>> No.20045002

>>20044869
>supers without being a member
I always find that to be weird, unless they are only sending one dollar supers or something

>> No.20045022

>>20044869
terminal grey. you hate to see it.

>> No.20045050

>>20044854
based desu

>> No.20045085

>>20044869
>watching since october 2020
>never been a member
based graychad

>> No.20045095
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20045095

Why's this board become so autistically shit when she plays this game, she's enjoying herself while playing the game whether she's shit at it or not and hence she's being cute and entertaining, why can't you all just enjoy the cute shark you autistic fucks, who cares if she's good or not.

>> No.20045110

>>20044994
i'm gura

>> No.20045142

I don't care for anal

>> No.20045156

>>20044958
you’re sick in the head m8

>> No.20045170

>>20045095
If she's actually having fun then I'm all for it, but she kind of gives off the impression she doesn't like it

>> No.20045178

>>20045002
he's making a powermove

>> No.20045181

>>20044994
[When this post is made all immunity effects of posts in the same thread are negated until this post is deleted]
Yeah me

>> No.20045187

>>20045142
You aren't supposed to be on the receiving end anon

>> No.20045204

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6hFL1thqzg

>> No.20045207
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>>20045095
Because Elden Ring is popular and everyone either wants to be a bitchy contrarian or ragequit Elden Ring because they were upset they didn't destroy everything in their way first try. Or both.

>> No.20045236

>>20045095
autism man. fucking autism.

>> No.20045238

>>20045095
/v/fags who hate the game and have convinced themselves that she hates it too I guess.

>> No.20045254

>>20045207
rubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrub

>> No.20045280

>>20043752
dumb asslicker. have some self respect for once.

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20045284

it's gouda btw

>> No.20045309

>>20045095
from software antis

>> No.20045338

>>20045142
>no pleasure for women (they're lying)
>too dry for men (artificial lube is always inferior)
>only really exists to prevent pregnancies (there are better alternatives now, we aren't cavemen anymore)
>not wanting to raise a child with your oshi
Anyone who likes anal is a massive faggot and should go simp for stars

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20045344

>>20045142

>> No.20045355

>>20045170
I thought that in the first stream, but this stream she seems to be enjoying it more as far as I can tell anyway? Idk, fuck it, I always enjoy the shark.

>> No.20045357

>>20045204
Cute! I hope they do dance together someday

>> No.20045367

>>20045238
She obviously hates it. She's playing out of obligation.

>> No.20045373

>>20045280
go back to /v/ you unbearable cunt

>> No.20045398

>>20045204
Fuck off, clipfag

>> No.20045422

>>20045280
How is it self respect? You're talking about Gura and her enjoyment. That literally has nothing to do with what he just said. Fix your retardation.

>> No.20045431

>>20045367
she has no obligation to play it.

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>>20045095
Don't look at me dude I just let her have fun and give her advice in the VOD comments.

>> No.20045449

>>20045207
elden ring has easy mode, mimic tear and sword of night and flame melts through literally any boss and enemy in the game

>> No.20045457

>>20045355
I mean she kept going off about how she likes sekiro more, so it does kind of seem like she would prefer to stop and just play that

>> No.20045470

scat balls

>> No.20045491

The very concept of anal intercourse must be vanquished from existence. It is repulsive and harmful.

>> No.20045528

>>20045449
Sword of Night and Flame is hard to get if you're brand new to the game due to what you have to go through to get it. You can't get Mimic Tear until after you defeat Radahn, so it's late game.

>> No.20045537

>>20045491
This.

>> No.20045541

>>20045491
>>20045338
>>20045142
based

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>>20045207
>>20045236
>>20045238
>>20045309
It's so fucking sad and autistic, what a miserable bunch of pricks, fuck em all.

>> No.20045583

>>20045338
it's more about the power dynamics or whatever, the girl enduring pain solely for the pleasure of her man, some ppl find that really hot

>> No.20045589

>>20045398
get raped by a nigger, scumsucker

>> No.20045605

Mori with the encouragement in chat. She really needs to get to that grace.

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>>20045491
>>20045537
>>20045541

>> No.20045629

>>20045528
>sword of night and flame
>hard to get
Anon there aren't even bosses barring the way to that sword. I could make a new character now and have it within 20 minutes. The only thing in my way is travel time

>> No.20045673

Time for Crab!

>> No.20045688
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20045688

this comes off kinda rude

>> No.20045702

>>20045589
>getting this angry over being called out for shilling your monetized shit

>> No.20045706

>>20045610
I'm not gay but anal is only good for asserting your dominance over other males.

>> No.20045711

>>20045610
Are you really telling me you would rather stick it in her ass when there's a warm pussy waiting for you?

>> No.20045717

>>20045431
She obviously feels obligated because the children and 10 IQ man children that watch her kept saying they wanted to see her play it for longer. Now she's suffering trying to appease you cunts while you continue to sit in denial claiming "S-shes having fun, I swear!"

But it's fine, Gura is used to being made to dance like a monkey.

>> No.20045759

>>20045449
Moonveil is 10x more OP than sword of night and flame honestly.

>> No.20045765

>>20045711
why not both?

>> No.20045769

>>20045711
There is no one or the other, I like both.

>> No.20045790

open world bullshit is the worst thing to happen to games since battle royale's

>> No.20045793

>>20045589
You must be incredibly new if you're defending clipniggers of all groups. Holy shit lurk more.

>> No.20045798

gura is fighting brazilians

>> No.20045812

>>20045491
>>20045537
>>20045541
Hate to break it to you, anons, but some women genuinely enjoy anal. Men enjoy giving it too. There's a reason it's a pretty common form of sex.

>>20045629
Yeah, I could bumrush it immediately as well. But if someone brand new to the game or struggling with the most basic of things, I can't imagine them getting to it without dying constantly. Which would just further anger them.

>> No.20045850

>>20045717
She isn't obligated to play shit, if she didn't want to play she'd just leave it on hold like she left DMC.

>> No.20045852

>>20045812
t. homosexual

>> No.20045857

>>20045717
Then why doesn't she play DMC to appease those monkies?

>> No.20045891

>>20045589
>scumsucker
So clipwatchers like you? Got it.

>> No.20045903

>>20045711
imagine having only one dick

>> No.20045915

>>20045850
She will after tonight.

>> No.20045929

>>20045793
NTA but translated HoloJP clips pertaining to Gura get a pass for me since I don't speak Japanese.

>> No.20045931

>>20045702
>>20045793
clips where gura is mentioned by JPs are posted constantly here
get the fuck out already you subhumans

>> No.20045939

Gura talking bout eating rocks again

>> No.20045941
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Sodomites will burn in the fiery pits of hell

>> No.20045946

>>20045812
it's just some weird virgin tradcope this board likes to do, anal is hot

>> No.20045948

>>20045717
Right because Gura is known for bowing to pressure and absolutely needs the numbers the game draws, even know it's just average for her.
I hope you're just fishing for (You)s.

>> No.20045955

>>20045717
t. doesn't watch Gura

>> No.20045990

>>20045717
Wrong, Gura LIKES dancing like a monkey.
She enjoys giving people what they want if she's in the mood for it.

>> No.20045998

>>20045903
I don't need multiple dicks, that's what Gura's for.

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20046015

Cunny.

>> No.20046034

>>20045946
It really isn't, shitdick

>> No.20046060

>>20046015
good post

>> No.20046078

>>20045852
May I suggest looking into shit? Here's a random link you can try reading through. Or don't, because you're insecure in your own sexuality.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4379393/

>> No.20046088

>>20046015
what did anon mean by this?

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>>20045445
Nah your good bro, it's the mfers that get all autistic and seethe the board up that are annoying af.

>> No.20046117

She died to Mr. Krabs.

>> No.20046119
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20046119

im usually fine with being alone but the fact that meeting and mutually falling in love with a girl like gura is about 0.0001% is genuine suicide fuel
how do chumbies cope?

>> No.20046166

>>20046015
Sweaty cunny. Marinating. I want to bury my nose in her crotch and take a deep whiff.

>> No.20046173

>>20045095
Teamate has been shit posting for hours dude just ignore it hes already outed himself.

>> No.20046191

>she did not get the meme

>> No.20046196

>>20045931
Stop shilling your clips here

>> No.20046199

>>20046078
>May I suggest looking into shit?
i don't like shit, which is why i don't want to touch the hole that emits shit

>> No.20046204

>>20046015
im the fan

>> No.20046209

>>20046119
They hold off on the rope until she graduates

>> No.20046230

Would you be mad if Gura raped and impregnated you?

>> No.20046245

>>20046119
>how do chumbies cope?
My gf passed away in 2018 after being together for 8 years. Don't give in.

>> No.20046269

SNEEZE ALERT> DOUBLE SNEEZE

>> No.20046270

>>20046015
Get this non-canon art out of here

>> No.20046278

RARE SNEEZE AAAAAAAAA

>> No.20046275

Cute sneezes

>> No.20046281

>>20045688
Why'd the wigga retard say that for?

>> No.20046287

>>20046015
Need a wet edit that makes her drying her pissy panties.

>> No.20046293

GURA SNEEZE!

>> No.20046297

>>20046196
oh i am sorry that you can not read, niggerfaggot

>> No.20046306

>>20046230
Only if she doesn't plan to babytrap me into a long term abusive relationship

>> No.20046310

>i sneeze
>gura sneeze
WE ARE

>> No.20046314

another sneeze for the collection

>> No.20046328

Gura palyed the Cat in the Hat game fro PS2. What an odd thing to remember. Killed by buddies of crabs.

>> No.20046333

>>20046297
Leave

>> No.20046384

>>20046328
It's the kind of thing you would remember if you are crippled by massive unmitigated autism

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>>20046230
But I'm a biological male...

>> No.20046413

>i don't want to fight the crabs
>stabs crab

>> No.20046414

what does goombler think of cunnyposters

>> No.20046416

>>20046333
no u

>> No.20046436

>>20046402
she's atlantean, it doesn't matter.

>> No.20046486

>chat immediately starts saying there's a dragon in the water
Fuck sake just tell her the entire game at this point

>> No.20046488

Something wrong with youtube. Gura's stream keeps freezing.

>> No.20046495

>>20046416
This place was much better before you faggots started allowing clipniggers to take over. Get the fuck out.

>> No.20046511

>>20046436
I'd rather impregnate her, I don't wanna be penetrated

>> No.20046524

>>20046119
It's a struggle man...

>> No.20046527

>>20046414
Loves them. You should know this.

>> No.20046550

>>20046511
that's why it's called rape.

>> No.20046554

>>20046488
yes, try a VPN with location different from your own

>> No.20046557

>>20046486
Might as well since she isn't going to fight anything worth watching anyway

>> No.20046582

>>20046488
It's your walmart connection, we're fine

>> No.20046580

>>20046495
just kill yourself already

>> No.20046591

>>20046230
She can't do that cause she is a girl, and I'm a guy. She cannot impregnate people, and I can't be impregnated. Get outta here with your tranny shit.

>> No.20046603

>>20046414
She is one

>> No.20046606

>>20046550
I'm a 5'11 giant, she'd never catch and rape me!

>> No.20046609

>>20046488
its the Russian, they are trying to frustrate gura, the NATO submarine commander

>> No.20046652

>>20046119
>im usually fine with being alone but the fact that meeting and mutually falling in love with a girl like gura is about 0.0001% is genuine suicide fuel
>how do chumbies cope?
gura is a nasty disgusting little woman who doesn't know how to clean up after herself. why would you want that?

>> No.20046654

Fuck, no she should not clear these ruins. Theres a trap that kidnaps you and sends you to a high level area that you need to run from and cant escape until you run out of the mines, even with fast travel.

>> No.20046662

>>20046580
You're the one going to the extremes of ending someone's life due to an argument so you're clearly more fucked in the head

>> No.20046694

Let the trap got Gura and we can finally see her give up on this game.

>> No.20046705

>>20046230
>>20046591
Let's just assume she can become a futa of some kind and lay eggs in your asshole or something.
In that case, I definitely wouldn't want it and would want her to stop. But I'd inevitably start liking it halfway through and would feel ashamed, but I wouldn't hold it against her.

>> No.20046735

>>20046652
anonchama...

>> No.20046740

>>20046495
For the last time: Clips where JPs mention Gura have been posted her since forever. You are only showing how much of a newfag you are.

>> No.20046739

Has she found a dungeon yet?

>> No.20046785

>>20046015
Why do anime girls always do this? What exactly does it do for them?

>> No.20046803

OH NO SHES GOING INTO **THAT** DUNGEON
OH NO NO NO NO

>> No.20046804

a rodent of unusual size

>> No.20046814

>>20046606
maybe if you never enter water.

>> No.20046829

>>20046662
>>>/reddit/

>> No.20046832

>>20046705
>futa
Nope get outta here with that tranny fetish.

>> No.20046836

Thank god she read chat. This trap is honestly kind of gay to thrust on new players.

>> No.20046854

Thank fuck

>> No.20046866

Hopefully someone do the count whenever Gura mistake her buttons and drink the flask.

>> No.20046883

FUCK THAT CHAT THAY SPOIL

>> No.20046885

>>20046606
>5'11
>giant
kek

>> No.20046903

>>20046836
Fuck that, it's one of the best random moments in the entire game. Thanks for ruining you autists

>> No.20046926

>>20046836
It's based, fuck off people like you want everything to be boring and sterilized. 'muh new player expierence'

>> No.20046929

>>20046652
im a basketcase as well, its a match made in heaven

>> No.20046934

>>20046836
What happens?

>> No.20046952

>>20046903
If you want her to never play this game again, that trap would do it.

>> No.20046978

>>20046832
Futa is not tranny. It is an entirely different thing. Like how being a trap is different from being trans.

>> No.20046977

>>20046934
She's going to do it anyway

>> No.20046981

dark souls fans need to be murdered

>> No.20046995

>>20046836
Fuck whoever told her, I wanted to see whatd she do. I got in that trap my first 15 minutes in, and it was pretty funny.

>> No.20047001

Not sure where these backseat complainers are coming from because she clearly said she needed instructions like a 3-year-old like finding the map.

>> No.20047007

Gura rage quit incoming

>> No.20047008

>>20046934
you get teleported to a high level area

>> No.20047012

gura does not like disfigured animals

>> No.20047014

>>20046952
She's never going to play the game again regardless. Also all she has to do is sprint to the grace, it's very close.

>> No.20047023

>>20046934
>>20046654

>> No.20047055

>>20046836
Shame chat ruins everything. It's not too hard to get out of there, and it probably would have been good content seeing Gura screaming, and running from everything.

>> No.20047057

>>20046652
funny thing is most people here have no idea what it's like to actually date a mentally ill girl, i guarantee 9/10 chumbuds would leave her after a year

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>>20046173
Yeah but this game attracts /v/ niggers that also shit up the board though, wish they would fuck off back, stupid fucks.

>> No.20047063

>>20046829
Yes, that's where you need to go back. Good job figuring that out!

>> No.20047076

>>20046952
Anon she's never gonna play the game again regardless. At least this would have been massively entertaining. Besides the opposite could happen considering it was one of the most memorable and exciting parts of my playthrough

>> No.20047098

>>20047008
Gura would fucking love this, the fuck are you idiots on? She loves being chased and running away and now the game has given her an excuse to.

>> No.20047108

>>20047014
I mean no offense to gura but I dont think she would be able to do that.

>> No.20047127

>>20047057
You underestimate my own autism

>> No.20047130

>>20046978
Whatever helps you sleep at night.

>> No.20047138

>>20047098
Newfag tourists

>> No.20047140

in chat's defense that chest is covered in signs if you arent in offline mode. Mori was pretty weary of it and dodged the gas cloud 3 times before going for it voluntarily.

>> No.20047144

Thanks to chat we get to enjoy watching her clear the same set of mobs for 10 minutes. Gura's chat is actually detrimental to her stream quality, it's insane.

>> No.20047148

>>20047076
She's going to do it anyway because she knows what makes for good content

>> No.20047194
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20047194

>>20047061
Just ignore them, anon. You can gloat and rub it in when she inevitably plays again, since they're all insisting she won't. Let them try to psychoanalyze Gura and insist she isn't enjoying the game. It's on them to medicate their own schizophrenia.

>> No.20047204

>>20047057
I dunno about you but I doubt I could ever leave a girl who was willing to put up with me
Regardless I would make any sacrifice necessary in order to save/serve Gura

>> No.20047222

>>20047144
It took you this long to realize this?

>> No.20047248

>>20047144
The fuck do you mean retard? She was going in there with or without chat

>> No.20047264

>>20047144
Hi welcome to the last 2 hours

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