/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

You can fuck anyone one of your Oshis, the catch is you have to drink your own cum. would you do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944272
>one of your Oshis
That's not how it works. You can't have multiple oshis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944272
>Anyone one
>One one
>1, 1
>wan wan
>Korosan in the OP
>Lmao
On topic, no, I hate gay shit I even avoid touching my own cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944272
Win-win situation for girls, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck do you mean bro, i'd literally let someone fuck me if i got to fuck my oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944272
Yes. Totally. I didn't even have to think about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944360
You're fine with giving yourself handjobs but think it's too "gay" to drink a tiny load of yours? For the sake of heterosexual intercourse, nonetheless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944272
Yes, i drink femboy cum, this isn’t any different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944360
faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944337
Stop trying to make oshi equivalent to kamioshi or or waifu, EOP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944522
I find male body fluids extremly disgusting, if I shake hands with anyone I have to wash my hands asap because I feel turbodisgusted, I avoid public transport or pools and I feel the need to shower if I get sweaty

[Anonymous No.]

That's entry level faggotry, OP. Barely a level higher than kissing your gf after she sucked your dick. It's your dick, it's your semen. Would it be disgusting? Probably, but it can be done in under a second and the reward in this case is totally worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944272
Yes.
Next question.

Thanks, captcha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944272
>the catch is you have to drink your own cum
Never stopped me before

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944272
If she drinks too, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944671
Sounds like you have a lot more issues than just finding male bodily fluids extremely disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944671
>male body fluids
>anyone
So everyone is made to you? You might actually have schizophrenia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944272
I drink my own cum all the time

[Anonymous No.]

I've accidently came up my own nose before, drinking a shot of my own kids is fine with me.
Long as I get to go for more than one round

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944272
Only if it's straight from her mouth after she gives me bj

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944272
I drink my cum for fun so this is just free game for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944272
>implying members of /vt/ don't already

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944272
Ewww no can't I drink it without fucking my oshi? Fucking my oshi is gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944272
Uh, yes? That's not even a fucking question. Instant yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944272
Thy who hasn't cometh onto thy companion's oral cavity,moments preceding sexual intercourse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944337
You can, but that makes you a DD.

[Anonymous No.]

This isn't a very difficult hypothetical

[Anonymous No.]

You can fuck any one of your oshis but you have to give up one of your balls in a dubious surgical procedure that'll give you a 50% chance of losing the other ball, a 30% chance of losing your dick, and a 10% chance of dying to an infection afterwards. You don't get to store sperm beforehand. Do you do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944671
yeah you're 100% a repressed faggot who's afraid to pop a boner at the sight of a man

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944671
Please see shrink

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944272
you have clearly never had sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944272
well, how much are we talking here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19947213
A full load you can pump out like a full week of not masturbating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944272
My oshi craves for children so much she won't allow me to do this

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944272
I would let an anon fuck me up the ass if I get to fuck Marine at the same time, I'd then swap the cum between Marine and my mouth while french kissing her. And I'm absolutely certain Marine would enjoy that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19948022
I didn’t say all that…

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944337
kami-oshi and hako-oshi exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944272
>Blow a big nut in your oshi's mouth
>Kiss her afterwards
>Get into more steamy and sweaty sex
Be glad that ringo doesn't control this board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19948053
I'm just saying that your scenario is barely a deterrent. Do you truly love your oshi if you won't have a bisexual orgy to pleasure her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944272
I would fuck my oshi til I die, ez workaround

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944272
Yes if I get to drink their futa cum too
No homo

[Anonymous No.]

>Get to suck my Oshi's loli penis.
>Get to eat my own cum
I don't see the downside to this OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944272
So what's the catch?

[Anonymous No.]

Isn't that what we all do when we fuck? Am I missing something here? Why else do you thinkI drink and eat aloevera, pineapples, strawberries and drink all their juices as well?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think it's going to come to that, in all honesty. I'm not even gonna make her swallow my cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944272
If I get to fuck Ina, she's enjoy herself too, and it lasts at least 2 hours, yes I would drink my own cum

captcha: HKADN

[Anonymous No.]

does it have to be in quick succession? because I'd rather she had access to it as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>fuck oshi
>get precious nutrients back
Ok where's the catch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944272
Girls think it's hot when guys do gay shit, that's why so many of them like yaoi. To be honest it is the same as a guy who is into lesbians.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944272
What's the problem with drinking your own cum if you get to fuck your oshi? Sure it might not be the best tasting shit in the world but you faggots aren't so insecure that you'd pass up a chance to fuck your oshi over a bit of your own jizz?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944272
Only once or can I do it multiple times? I would guzzle it if I could be with Fauna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944337
Learn what oshi actually means and how it’s used in Japanese. Learn saioshi and kamioshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944272
what's the downside

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944360
You're a loser and unironically a massive fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944671
Take your meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944272
Where's the catch? I want to fuck her raw, eat her out then keep fucking anyhow.
Unless you're sick or consume drugs semen isn't particularly unpleasant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944337
Fpbp. Came here to post this

[Anonymous No.]

>>19962001
But he's wrong. Don't be retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19948022
Hot. Count me in

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944272
>implying

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944272
Considering i have eaten my own cum before, yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944272
Anon can fuck my oshi but I have to drink their cum

[Anonymous No.]

>Implying I dont already drank my cum when I was a horny teenager

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944272
you lose gains if you don't eat your own cum
you should be cum chugging already

[Anonymous No.]

I already do this so you're saying I just get to fuck my oshi for free.

[Anonymous No.]

>have helicopter parents
>no intimacy
>everything checked daily for traces of anything suspicious
>any noise at night would wake up mom and trigger police background check on the spot
>sexuality forbidden
>only way to hide fap sessions is by swallowing the evidence
i'm more than trained enough anon, it's only upsides here

[Anonymous No.]

>>19971080
Sometimes I wonder how so many people find this board with severe mental issues. Then I read posts like these, and it all makes sense.

Unironically sorry for your home life. If only your parents knew that this is exactly how you raise a turbo degenerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19971216
don't worry anon, i have depression because i was never taught to find meaning in life outside of external expectations and no sense of self worth or self love, but as an upside i'm hard working and altruistic enough that i have no issues socializing or being successful at what i do
although people tend to be afraid of how eager i am to help without asking anything in return, since that's usually a scam waiting to happen, i have yet to learn to not elicit this kind of response

[Anonymous No.]

>>19971080
Pretty much the same thing happened to me. I'd advise selling anything you own of value and getting employment so you can leave asap. The longer you stay, the harder it is to leave.

I found out I'm only somewhat crazy after I left. Not sane, but not nearly as bad as I thought I was when I still lived at home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19971640
Oh i fucked off already, it took time because at one point i was too depressed to even wash myself but thanks to the cursed power of meds i'm far, far away from them. The fact that my abnormalities are aimed at myself means i'll eventually have issues when i get intimate with someone. Until then meh, i'm alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944272
I love my oshi so much I'd suck the dick of the last man that came inside her

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944272
I've never been able to drink my own cum cause every time I try the post nut clarity causes me to falter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19957590
Couldn’t give any less of a fuck about your Japanese shit ngl.

[Anonymous No.]

>buy and eat a bunch of canned pineapple
>fuck every single Holo including A-chan
>drink cum, pretend it's Coco's

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944272
I would nut in my oshi's mouth and have it snowball back into my own, don't think a lil bit of my own juices are gonna stop me ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>19978459
I'd snowball any man's cum while kissing Lamy if it meant I got to fuck her. No homo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944272
if i can successfully breedpound the menhera out of her, i definitely will do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Snowballed by Botan

Iions are worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944272
kay

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944272
>Won't drink your own cum
Jeezus what kind of faggot are you? You've never kissed your girl after you busted a fat nut down her throat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19944272
If Marine's dusty womb let me have any of it, sure, I'd chug two loads just to lick her pits.