/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Blessings upon thee /vt/ confess your sins and Pope Gura V shall forgive you

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>>19785806
I confess, Father, that I have spied on you and Sister Marine in your nightly Bible studies.

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I'm looking for the /vt/ Mosque do you know the way?

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I found an old random vlog video on youtube with Sana in it (roommate-related stuff). The person was vlogging their visit to an event and went up to her. I also have recently seen Mori in one of those Japan 4K walking videos with two women. One was Japanese and quite tall and the other woman was white and tomboy-ish looking.

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>>19785088
Post the video.

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>>19784520
Pope gura forgive me for I have sinned. Was not able to bump the cute and funny general. I am lacking.

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>>19784520
Forgive me Mother, for I have sinned.
I have never watched one of your streams.

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your oshi is here

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>>19784520
I am slacking off on several front.
Things like paperwork because I recently moved, renovations.
I'm also half-assing fitness, Jap, 3D modelling reps.
I am just not feeling anymore, everything, it's all

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>>19784520
I like Nyanners. Even after the Nux thing, even with her hypocrisy, even with her desperate attention seeking, I find her too funny to hate.

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>>19784750
Inshallah, the way is obvious, but the real question is: can you do what must be done when you get there?

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>>19784520
Come closer to the divider. I have a candy stick for you to suck.

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>>19784520
Pope Gura V should I meet you in your papal chambers again tonight?

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I don't actually watch vtubers all that much, clips or streams. I just like /vt/ for the drama and the schizos

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>>19785673
Why would he shoot up a mosque?

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>>19785972
Most people here don't actually mean the things they write. The schizos are mostly shitposters pretending to be angry or annoyed and those that respond are also shitposters and falseflaggers pretending to have been baited and are actually baiting back. No one takes any of the drama seriously. Only Nijiniggers are thin-skinned and let things unironically get to them.

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>>19785568
Amen brother

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I raped Pope Gura V.

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>>19786253
Still fun to read!

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Sometimes I put Korone's streams on in another room of the house just so I can pretend she's in there playing video games while I'm cleaning up or working or whatever.

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>>19786253
No, I don't think the /meat/ schizos are fully faking it.

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I'm responsible for some, but not all, of the Council anti threads from the past month. I just kinda like stirring shit up. Not that I hate Council, my oshi is in Council

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>>19785806
I confess, Father, that I have spied on you and Sister Marine in your nightly Bible studies.

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>>19786933
We're not, I suggest you take a holiday in the Akira pisscord server

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Sometimes at night I touch my peepee and the white stuff comes out

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>>19789495
woah, get a load of this sick fuck

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>>19784520
Where do I even begin Pope Gura
>I bought double of Rushia's goodsmile merch to sell on when it arrives
>Ive been buying hololive merch off Japanese Yahoo auctions because I've fallen down the vtuber rabbit hole
>I genuinely cried when I saw Akira's tweet that she was retiring, and was so happy when I saw it was a misunderstanding
>I'm slowly building up a big collection of vtuber cosplays
>I push everyone I love away from me and can't feel compassion or affection for anyone, but when I hear Rushia's songs I tear up even though I was never that invested in her GFE bullshit
>I pretend to know loads about VT and vtuber drama to my friends because they find it funny but I don't even know why Ringo threads are what they are

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>>19784520
>My shrine to you might have some room made to add laplus-sama as well.
>falling behind on nihongo reps
>also falling behind on drawfag reps
i'm slowly crumbling, Pope Gura V

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>>19784520
During Uni O-Week I almost exclusively went after short asians chicks on the miniscule chance it might've been Bae

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>>19784520
If I don't make it into holostars en it will hurt a bit. But I won't stop trying.

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connor's vtuber debut was actually pretty entertaining

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I fapped during lent

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>>19784520
I jacked off using sandpaper thinking about Gura's tail. I'm fully healed now, but doctors say sensitivity won't ever be the same.

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>>19790621
I would say fake, but you chumbuds are a different breed.

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>>19790621
I once tried sanding off my fingerprints to see if it was possible
It's not, the pain is excruciating after the top layer of skin is removed

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I regret NOTHING rushia had to graduate i will not confess my sins !

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As a non-teamate, I'm still a bit salty that Ame hid the first EN off-collab behind a solo karaoke stream and only hinted at it being a bigger event to her own followers. Plus it feels like a bit of a letdown that it only featured two myth members, yet the magic of "the first EN off-collab" is now gone forever and who knows how long it will be until the next one.

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>>19784520
My oshi has been streaming less and I'm finding myself swayed by jp 2view indies.

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>>19790621
You are not the same anon that posted a timestamp of your hand and a sandpaper sheet on /ggg/, are you?

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>>19791022
EN's done a bunch of off-collabs in Japan. I don't why the super specific first NA council-myth off-collab needs a mega spotlight.

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>>19791273
Yeah, that was me.

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I somehow made it to 25 years old without getting diagnosed with anything

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>>19784520
I want Holostars ID so Holostars JP won't be at the bottom of holopro's CCV

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>>19784520
I say I am part of the sanalities on certain hours just so people stop saying Sana doesn't have fans

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seeing their roomates is influencing the chuuba side of things

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>>19790621
wtf is wrong with you

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>>19791370
They wrote, sang and released a whole song about wanting to meet each other in person, of course it's a big event.

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>>19784520
I failed to buy any figures of my oshi while she was popular and now they are either expensive or being sold for parts for posing autists.
I have failed her.

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I had a dream Gura gave me her panties, they had a little shark on them.

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>>19792351
I've been toying with the idea of 3d printing some of the vtubers that have released 3d models, and now i'm really kicking myself i didn't download Rushia's model to capitalise on all the desperate fandeads.

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I don't think pedophilia is funny so every cunny joke on this board kind of creeps me out

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>>19784520
I fucking love your loli body, god I would breed you if given the chance.

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>>19789745
Delete your reddit account, jesus christ

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>>19786418
based

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>>19791740
based, I'd be a sanallite if she streamed. literally has the potential to be myth-tier but she just leaves us to hold out hope that she'll pick up streaming again rather than graduate

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I fucking hate the never-ending shitflinging that goes on between Hololive/Nijisanji/Vshojo on this board, and I enjoy small corpos more because they're all friends with each other.

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>>19785088
> also have recently seen Mori in one of those Japan 4K walking videos with two women.
completely unrelated but can you recommend some nice japan 4k walking videos

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>>19785088
post one or both of those videos nuiga

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>>19784520
Sorry for shitposting (You)r oshi /vt/ , am board

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>>19786418
...
I would make fun of you but...
...
Life is...
Good luck

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>>19785088
Hitler really does have the best bait.

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>>19793010
Not much of a confession when you're just voicing a correct opinion.
Just be careful if you decide to take the indie pill. Western indies are a minefield.

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>>19793399
Explain

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>>19793906
The 1st part is self explanatory.

For the 2nd part:
There are many great indies and if you want you can even make a personal connection with them. The problem is that there is a high likelihood of encountering mental illness. Western indies are the worst in this regard because it often ends in a dramatic mess of infighting, doxxing or worse.

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When I focus on chuubas with my mind I can feel what I would best describe as their karma... and when I think of Ame? All I can say is there's some DARK SHIT there. Makes you wonder what her true intentions were for inviting as many coworkers as possible to an off collab...

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>>19794677
Anon, Ame didn't do anything to her friends
Now Kronii on the other hand...

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I love my oshi Towa but I haven't seen a stream of hers in months because she streams during my goblin hours. Then when she does stream at a comfortable time for me, she plays a game I wanna play so I don't watch. Is she even my oshi at this point.

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I wipe my jizz off on the duvet. I do it at the bottom corner so my feet or legs dont touch it much.

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I falseflagged as my oshi antis, by making a post that include the usual antis talkpoints, while cranking them up to eleven and using serious bad word to paint the post as it was made by an mentally deranged antis schizo, so no one would take it seriously, thus deprive antis of those talkingpoints. But i inevitably called my oshi whore.

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>>19794957
>You'll never cum on Guras feet

Sirs you are of the sick mind

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>>19795348
SIR I WILL BE LICKING THE GURA FEET

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>>19796069

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FEEL BETTER GURA

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I was hakos baelz ex..

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>>19796963
PROOF

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>>19790621
What grain of sandpaper?

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>>19791022
By that logic, the magic was gone early on with the Kiara-Mori off collabs
It’s still not going to take away from the moment all five are in the same room, but unless they all agree to meet at the studio in separate rooms, you’ll never see the true moment anyway

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>>19784520
Last NIght I had a weird ass dream Millie Parfait became a MILF and was making me do all sorts of sexual stuff which I'm 100% sure invovled drugs, like actual LSD level shit, despite me never taking any drugs at all. I think the weirdest thing she had me do (that I remember) was making me piss into a metal bucket. And somehow I woke up with a boner so that's kinda worrying for me.

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>>19798019
You killed the Thread nijicuck

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>>19784520
I jerk off to the feet thread on /vt/ far, FAR more than I actually watch chuubas

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>>19796963
IRyS what the hell are you doing here

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>>19784520
When Gura can't stream because tummy hurt I like to imagine Gura can't stream because she is legitimately shitting herself.

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I am not mentally ill. I have a job. A loving fiance. I'm happy and I still watch vtubers. Rosemi is my oshi.

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>>19784520
Pope Gura V I decided to jerk off to erotica instead of watching your members stream please forgive me

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>>19799908
>I am not mentally ill. I have a job. A loving fiance. I'm happy and I still watch vtubers
This thread is about confessions not bold faced lies!

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>>19784520
I purposefully bump page 10 drama threads to see how much longer I can keep the yab storms going.

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She never fucking sings (unironically, even accounting for roommate/PL stuff) so I find songs that sounds similar to her voice and listen to them partially pretending she's the one singing them.

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>>19802297
Risu...

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>>19784520

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>>19796963
Why did you break up? Was it her insufferable voice or her insufferable personality?

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>>19784520
My biggest sin is being a deadbeat who is unironically inspired by my oshi to create "good art from the heart"

There is no saving me, just damn me to hell

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>>19792708
Holy shit a sane human being

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>>19792708
>>19809872
Okay, back to twitter with you two. Get out you're not wanted here go on get.

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>>19810048
You're very comfortable here amongst your vile kind, it seems. Childfuckers have no right to a place of residence though.

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I like watching holos suffer in Elden Ring but I hope they don't give up at the same time

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>>19811007
>Childfuckers have no right to a place of residence though.
I could not agree more. The sooner you, and your friends join the other anti-loli pushers the better.

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>>19784520
I confess I've been and still is listening to this so much even if it's been months
May we be blessed with another one someday

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>>19784520
Father, help me, I am split between the desire to groom and the desire to save.
Right now she's incredibly depressed and saying things like "I think I should quit the internet" and opening a friend recruitment form.
It's my chance but I should give her useful advice instead.

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>>19812346
grooming is a form of saving anon, you know what you have to do

[Anonymous No.]

Magik chama will mek yuu sinless!!! !! bettur deeal than samechaan!! waaoo if only yuu reply to diis post wiid CHAMA FORGIVE ME CHAMA

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>>19813517
You're right, I applied. I'm going to get accepted, join her discord server, we'll become friends, I'll move to Japan, eventually meet offline because that's what long term internet friends do and then she'll fall in love with my physique.
And I'll save her with the power of my holy sword. Perfect.
At least it might give me a chance to practice spoken Japanese

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>>19784520
The termination of rushia brought me joy

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>>19811547
I used to laugh at you ASMRfags, but after Bae's valentine stream bringing me to tears I understand your pain.
Stay strong and use any pent up emotion as fuel to better yourself.

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>>19784520
Couldn't watch my oshi for the past month and now it feels hard to return since i know that i missed out on a lot of content.

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I am debating making a will to give my investments & other assets to my sister, spend $5k on Skeb commissions, donate the remaining 20k I have in my bank account to my oshi, and then killing myself.

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>>19818214
I hope you intend to clearly state the reason you're donating all your money to your oshi live on stream

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>>19818214
Why the Skeb commissions?
Sounds like you should take a break and go on a trip somewhere

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>>19818636
I don't want to traumatize her since she's made me happy for a short time, which is more than I could say for anything else in life. I'd probably just space a bunch of donations over the course of a month or 2.

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>>19819169
She likes art of her character & I can't draw to save my life. Just a small thing to make her happy I suppose.
Outside of Japan (which has been closed off for 2 years now with no sign of reopening) I've already done all the travel I've ever been interested in & it didn't help me be happy. I'm a friendless incel, me and my life don't matter at all. Might as well end it & quit draining resources from the world.

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>>19789495
Prove it. Film it and post the link.

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>>19790780
Try burning.

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I exclusively watch OtakMori

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>>19811477
Lolicon makes the real pedophiles uncomfortable. Many such cases.

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>>19811007
Kill yourself.

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>>19792708
>newfag thinks it's a joke.

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It's my birthday today & noone besides my family members who I am low contact with have wished me happy birthday. I don't care about my birthday on It's own, but I'm in my mid 20's, have never had a gf, and haven't had anyone I could consider a real friend in a long time. My whole existence just feels lonely and meaningless, and my oshi is on hiatus so I can't even use her streams as a cope.

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>>19820096
Happy birthday, faggot.

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>>19820096
>and haven't had anyone I could consider a real friend in a long time
dont worry anonchama, 95% of """"'"friends""""" arent real ones and are just used as """"friends""" so you wont go insane from lonliness

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My 4chan folder is so large and is completely unsorted that it can take me ages to find the image I want. If I really need to find an image, like the proper Ogey, it is sometimes faster to search through the archives. I have it sort from newest to oldest, but since Windows has to go through a process to do that each time, it can also take ages for it to properly sort it. It's so unruly, it can cause Windows explorer to crash. Luckily, there is one thing that makes it better. You get used to seeing certain images in certain places. So I could think "oh, there is my Miko saying nigger image, so I must be close to the Towa image I need."

My sin is not sorting this unruly thing. Luckily, I was smart enough to make a separate folder for my oshi. The only other sorting I did was for various lewd images saved from here, so that is where you see most of the folders for. But 99% of the images are unsorted.

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>>19785673
>>19785978
REMEMBER LADS SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE

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>>19820472
>10gb
pathetic

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>>19820096
Happy birthday, faggot

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>>19820581
Perhaps. The main issue is just how hard it is to find an image in 16,000 other images. I really should have sorted from the beginning. Assuming yours is larger than mine, how do you sort yours? It just feels like it would be a gargantuan effort.

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>>19820738
I just have a folder for /vt/ and then subfolders for every holo + a general one that doesnt fit anywhere else

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>>19784520
POPE GURA V I MISS YOU

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>>19819439
Just find a purpose. 6 months ago I couldn't draw to save my life either and now I'm pretty happy with the shit I draw for the vtubers I like. I took some free online classes and resources and bought a cheap wacom, and that keeps me busy and when I have some free time from my studies I look forward to spend it drawing now. I also made some friends when I joined a tea club and became a regular at TCG store. Yeah they are a bit weird but so am I so whatever. The point is, you too can make friends. I'm a fat ugly bastard, got bullied in school, and I could still make it. If you put yourself out there sooner or later you'll find people that you like that also like you back

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>>19791520
F, sometimes i feel the same. life would be easier if i had a disease that could be blamed for all my failures. not even autism, like how?

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>>19820976
>>19791520
just go to a therapist, they'll diagnose you with something for sure

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>>19784520
I eat my own cum every time I fap.

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>>19822299
Chris-chan? I thought you were in a mental hospital.

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>>19820096
Happy birthday anon

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>>19820941
I've tried basically everything besides having a gf. I even spent most of college faking it as a normie to try seeing if that would make me happy. I tried drawing, but after 4 hours of practice I still couldn't even draw a straight line so I never saw the point in trying more. I'm a failure at everything besides my career, and that isn't making me happy. I just want to be loved, but that won't ever happen.

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>>19820209
Based renaposter

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>>19822299
Can't waste the protein

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>>19821247
You can tell whoever drew that comic is unironically manic bipolar

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If Moona graduated and became a Hollywood-tier normalfag pop artist, I would honestly be happy for her success. The world deserves to hear her voice.

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>>19823331
Whoever they are, they are at the very least completely insufferable. Certainly mentally ill of some variety

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>>19820209
You post this pathetic shit in nearly every "confess" thread. You just gave up on being a good friend, anon. You can fix that.

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>>19820096
Happy birthday, anon. You have to show initiative in your relationships or they will move on without you. It's never too late to get out there and find your people. I promise.
Learn to love yourself and people will see a person with loving and sharing good times with. You're capable of it.

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>>19784520
My extreme one-sided love for my oshi is turning me into a schizo. Send help

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>>19820472
separate by board, never use windows explorer
download "Everything", search tool for windows
then what I did was remove the preinstalled windows image viewer and replace it with IrfanView.
Somewhere in it's settings you can chose for it to handle thumbnail loading and it's way faster than how windows does it
Also the memory by association you mentioned hit close to home kek, I feel like I'm slowly becoming machine

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>>19824352
>never use windows explorer
>download "Everything", search tool for windows
Is that really necessary? Separating by board is obviously a good idea but why would you need extra software to do something that Explorer already does on its own? This is the first I'm hearing of this sort of thing in over 20 years of using Windows

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>>19824352
Thanks for the advice. I'll look into it. I'm kind of attached to this style of finding images, but I know I need to change it.

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>>19823919
I posted it only twice though, now and in one previous thread

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>>19823987
How do you even find people this late in life? All my old friends are friends with their friends from high school & college. I have people I know from the internet who I talk to frequently, but my relationship with them isn't particularly close.

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>>19824492
I messed up my sentence, I meant not use the search option of the windows explorer
it's slow and prone to getting stuck for ages whilst Everything indexes and brings results from the entire system very quickly from my experience

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>>19824648
get hobbies

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>>19823878
>>19823331
she's mentally ill but she doesnt have manic bipolar. her comics are cool though

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>>19824673
For hobbies outside chuubas & vidya I lift & hike, but noone doing those ever talks to people outside the group they came with beyond super casual hellos.

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>>19824788
hmm... start learning pottery, idk

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>>19824645
I could've sworn that I've seen it a time or two more than that, but I could be wrong. I stand by what I said though.

>>19824648
>I have people I know from the internet who I talk to frequently, but my relationship with them isn't particularly close.
That's a good start. Work on nurturing the relationships you already have if that's something you might be interested in, or try to find new ones in your online hobby spaces. I'm sure there are plenty of forums and chatrooms relevant to your interests.
I would suggest you try to get closer with your colleagues, but I realize that might not be an option for you if you work from home.
You should at least try to get out of the house and make eye contact with people more often, even if they're just patrons or people working at the businesses you visit. That alone can do some good.

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>>19824730
I think we have very different ideas of what a cool comic is. That's a sad, self-absorbed comic imo

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>>19824873
how is it a sad, self-absorbed comic?

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>>19791520
You won't make it to 26 Years old without getting diagnosed with radiation poisoning if you live in Europe or the US. Atomic War soon.

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>>19824972
>already 26
nice, ill be free of radiation poisoning

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>>19824834
>I stand by what I said though.
you're wrong though, you think life is some kind of game that you have to spend enough time on to get a certain result, in reality most people don't want real """""friends""""" all they want is someone to spend time with, they dont want a close relationship even if they act as if they want it, """""friends"""" are only there so you wont go insane from lonliness

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I recursively filtered a bunch of words and common md5sums related to two specific holos because I can’t help but anti them when their fans start posting

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>>19825073

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>>19824730
Shill your chicken scratches elsewhere schizo

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>>19825017
I don't think it's a game, I just refuse to ignore the human animal's need for socialization. Having friends is a good time.
My friends and I act as each other's therapists and have fun with each other. We've built lots of great memories with each other over nearly a decade of friendship. I got to be a best man at one of my buddy's weddings last year and was seriously beaming with pride for the guy the whole time. Met his wife's new family and had a great time.
Not going insane from loneliness is pretty cool; you sound like you could stand to try it out sometime.

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>>19824922
It portrays the artist as someone who simultaneously recognizes that psychiatry is a grift yet refuses to move on from their experiences with it, victimizing themselves and probably a reader or two in the process. This one goes even further and is insisting that non-autistic people are all cruel, basically insinuating that the entire world is out to get neurodivergent people. A malcontent wrote these, and I would implore you not to see the world on their terms

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>>19824825
like actual pottery or poetry?
I can't tell on this site any more

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>>19825285
actual pottery, maybe learn programming in some course or painting. Anything works

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>>19820738
I've only organised my folders partially, but my ideal would be something like:

>oshi folder
>>seiso fanart
>>unseiso fanart
>>>sfw
>>>nsfw
>>reaction pics
>>videos
>>>seiso
>>>unseiso
>fanart
>>(maybe divide by Holo or gen, if there are too many)
>>>seiso
>>>unseiso
>>>>sfw
>>>>nsfw
>videos
>>seiso
>>unseiso
>reaction pics
>4chan posts

Also I feel you with the loading times. Whenever I try to manage my fumihiko folder to update the horni mega it takes ages to loaded the pics in the main folder, even if there are only 3k

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>>19822673
even artists can’t draw a straight line without a tool to assist. what you want to draw probably isn’t made out of straight lines anyway. fundamentals are good to have but it feels much better when learning to just try drawing what your end goal is in the first place. you’ll get better at it by training your motor skills and then you can go learn the fundamentals to make it stronger once you’re enjoying the process. basically, draw what you want and then worry about getting good

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>>19824670
Huh, interesting. I guess I just haven't conducted enough system-wide searches to notice that it is that much of a problem

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>>19825155
*met his wife's family. You know what I mean

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my posting style is becoming too recognozable and I don't like it

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>>19825335
I'm the original anon you replied to, programming sucks or at least doing it as a career does, but it's the only financially viable skill I have

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>>19824648
I'll be your friend anon

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>>19790621
Based
I wish I was as dedicated as you are

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>>19825539
Every other time i post i capitalize the first letter in each sentence and every other time i don't, just to make sure i am as Anonymous as possible. Sometimes i also do punctuation a bit differently or make my post seem a little less or more ESL.

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why are hololive fans so pompous? ): i dont hate hololive yet they make it seem like they're n.1 at all things. it's getting kinda obnoxious..

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>>19826702
We will never make you forget what you were like on /jp/, Nijinigger. In all honesty, I think it's just a bunch of shitposts that a small number of Holo and Niji fans do, but it is very pronounced.

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>>19826702
It's just shitposting. There might be a little bit of shitposting going on here at 4channel

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>>19826456
Faq my ocd bwain :(

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>>19820096
Happy birthday fag

[Anonymous No.]

I've been watching vtubers since Aloe graduated and I still feel that vtubing is such an absurd hobby. You're just watching people play video games, but they don't even reveal their faces or identities. You're pretending that you're talking to an actual anime girl and even giving her money when you know little about her personal life (assuming she knows OPSEC). It would feel weird to jerk off to a Twitch streamer and weird to donate money to an anime VA, but with vtubers, you're combining two kinds of autism and it's suddenly okay. Imagine trying to explain this shit to someone ten years ago.

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>>19827767
>and it's suddenly okay
You know paypigs are a laughing stock literally everywhere? Even on this site they look at the ammount some losers donate to some girl gamer streamers just for having an anime avatar and can't help but laugh

[Anonymous No.]

>>19784520
I don't hate Nijilivers, I hate the Nijiposters

[Anonymous No.]

>>19827977
One and the same

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>>19786418
Thanks for the idea Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>19825155
congrats, youre MAYBE in the rare 5% of people having real """""friends""""", that doesnt mean everyone is like that
>I stand by what I said though.
you just know they talk about your problems behind your back and gossip about you lol
>over nearly a decade of friendship
let me guess, you met them at school or college?

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>>19828789
>congrats, youre MAYBE in the rare 5% of people having real """""friends""""", that doesnt mean everyone is like that
Anon, you're the problem. You are a defeatist.
You expect the absolute worst out of every person you encounter and people can tell that you feel that way about them. You are what we in the biz call "an asshole." You should try not being a judgmental asshole and I'm sure you'll start to see changes in your day to day, slowly but surely.
I have faith in my friends to not talk shit about me behind my back. I've ditched other people because I didn't have that kind of faith in them. And yes, I met them in school, but I don't think that's the gotcha that you may think it is. You need to get your shit together man.
Do you have a job?

[Anonymous No.]

I broke NNN for a Haachama ASMR

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>>19829117
you talk about me being judgmental yet you're doing the same, youre assuming stuff about me even though you don't know me and you don't know how I act irl
>And yes, I met them in school
enough said

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>>19829290
I don't see how it is unreasonable of me to draw some conclusions about you just from this exchange that we're having in this thread. For some reason, you are allowed to make sweeping generalizations about 95% of the people on Earth without having spoken with them but I'm not allowed to form an opinion on you even though you're talking to me and you're giving me your unfiltered opinions.
Good luck out there, man. Or in your mom's basement or wherever it is that you're posting from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19784520
I have busted really thick nuts to pictures of a Shion cosplay girl I met at a con.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19829819
You mind sharing? I could do some correction

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>>19786418
actually not a bad idea

[Anonymous No.]

I often fantasize about being a world famous
hyperintelligent singer who streams on the side and sometimes collabs with vtubers and other internet celebs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19784520
I fantasize about making several vtubers cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19790621
did you at least do it underwater?

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>>19820472
Man, this reminds me of when I had a 30gb porn folder from torrents I found on /t/ and images I would download from /aco/ or /h/. Had to delete it when my PC bricked though, haven't done it since.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831119
Since I already posted my 4chan one, I may as well post my fap folder. It's much bigger and has a lot of files, but I imagine some Giga coomer has way more than me.

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>>19831233
I would think a lot of folks here have a pretty substantial fap folder. 50Gb already sounds like a pretty sweet collection though

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>>19831781
I'm definitely not anti-porn but I've never maintained a porno folder in my entire life. Internet porn has been abundant for practically my entire life; I'm 26

[Anonymous No.]

I got a substantial raise & bonus this year partially because I started pretending that I was a vtuber & started trying to be entertaining and filling up dead air during product demos for a really bad & slow product.

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>>19785568
I can't forgive you, but god can. Let me sent you to his place

[Anonymous No.]

I don't actually have any objections to anime lolicon content since it hurts noone, but I love to dunk on people for it and call them pedos because it's funny to me.

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>>19832834
My man!

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>>19832834
I tend to start shit by posting cunny, uohhh etc and then play both sides because it's hilarious
also yes it's a drawing who cares

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>>19833171
I like to make it even more difficult by calling them "responsible pedophiles." That is also genuinely what I think of some lolicons

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>>19832834
I just believe that lolicons should accept what they are and get help. The bottom line of the matter is you aren't attracted to 2D kids unless you have pedophilic tendencies, hentai is a depiction of humans and that's why it is biologically attractive in the first place.
Actually accepting that is obviously difficult for them, unsurprisingly, because that means accepting you are something that much of the world reviles.
But the problem with sexual tendencies is they tend to accelerate, like fetishes getting deeper. I remain anxious that lolicons may become something far worse as they indulge and end up becoming a threat to real kids.
I hope my anxieties are unfounded, but if you're reading this and your BPM is increasing due to anger, you're probably exactly who I'm talking to. Please just leave real children alone. It ruins them for life.

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>>19834048
I'd like to believe that people who seek out loli porn do so expressly because they don't want to hurt anybody, but I was really disheartened to learn about some art that was traced from child porn.

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>>19834048
What would that "help" be anyway? Chemical castration? I'm attracted to cakes and milfs, doesn't mean my colleagues at work should be afraid of me.

To keep it on topic, I spent a week not going to the gym and making excuses to eat shit food and my oshi would be ashamed of me

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>>19784520
I've been enjoying the recent wave of anti Niji shitposting because it's exposed how fucking terrible of a fanbase they have on /vt/, they keep moving their goalposts while arguing and they never try to say nice stuff about their talents if it doesn't involve shitting on another company. These faggots have a raging inferiority complex that doesn't allow them to enjoy things without having to pull some other group down, you aren't living under anyone's shadow, take some pride and praise your content creators by their own merits.

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>>19832034
I think I only did it so that I wouldn't have to search online for that one porno that makes me think "shit, I wanna fap to this in the future". It's kinda like keeping an awesome game that has a forgettable title

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832834
Cringe for shitting on lolis
Based for not taking 4chan seriously and just doing what gives you a giggle

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>>19784520
i've been skipping gym partly because i'm afraid my left arm might get fucked from my squat position and partly because i no lifed elden ring. beisdes that i keep having intrusive thoughts every day and the coof isolation might've caused some mild attention deficit that makes me feel like a fucking retard. i keep telling myself that i'll get big and strong and enroll in the army just as an excuse to not worry about my present and with the war that's happening right next to my country i'll actually have to enroll.
i have a strained relationship with my mother and grandmother that i live with, there's rarely a day where we don't shout at eachother and i think this already caused some anger issues in me because sometimes i think about hurting my mother. i'm in my early twenties and all the women i've fucked were hookers and i keep coping that i'd be able to get a gf and fuck her but i have no social circles anymore, it'd be a miracle if i ever get to talk to a woman in these conditions.
my only solace is that i've picked up a couple of hobbies due to my oshi and i can potentially make money off of them, i'm eternally grateful that i found her and somehow had the strength to overcome all the gosling feelings i had in the past. i have no one to open up with these kinds of issues to and i'm probably forgetting some other things but these are some of my sins, have a pic of my oshi

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>>19809872
>thinks lolicon/cunny = pedophilia
You fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834048
cunny cute I'd fuck, real children annoying I do not fuck. Simple as

[Anonymous No.]

>>19839310
This. When it comes to 3D women I'm actually into hags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19822673
>tried basically everything
>gave up drawing after 4 hours
>basically everything
you didn't do shit. it's probably the same story with everything else you "tried." maybe nobody loves you because you can't commit more than 4 hours of your time to them.

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>>19834048
I'm an hour late but I reaaaaally love detailed answers like this, seriously, its good for the brain to read shit and think.
>you aren't attracted to 2D kids unless you have pedophilic tendencies...
>lolicons may become something far worse as they indulge and end up becoming a threat to real kids.
>I hope my anxieties are unfounded,
Hey man, I'm a lolicon and I'm sure about one thing, I will never be sexually attracted to real children. I do assume that you have heard this argument but: I CAN separate reality from fiction and I CAN see that one is a real child with feelings and could get hurt, while the other one is not real, without feelings, doesn't feel pain, and was purely made to cater to people or lolicons like me. Yes there are some lolicons out I'm sure that turn into something that really threatens the kids and I wanna fucking kill them but me replying to this is not defending them, but it's just defending me I guess? I could've passed by this message and not be affected by it but so many people keeps forcing the lolicon = pedophila on everyone just because they can't take 3 seconds of their time to listen to whoever they're debating with to realize that not everyone is the same. It just sucks. If you see this, I hope you reply in a civil manner or someshit and correct me on my arguments properly. Much love anon.

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>>19784520
this morning i woke up from a dream where i was hanging out with ina in my room, she sits on my lap facing me, starts whispering in my ear (can't remember what she said), and it causes me to cum instantly. ever since waking up i have not been able to get that priestess off my mind. please forgive me, Pope Gura.

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>>19841815
You're lucky cuz shes streaming right now anon

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>>19832834
I'm a huge lolicon and I also do this sometimes. It's really funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19842001
thats why it hurts, im not home for a while and she'll likely be done by then

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>>19840239
I did all the standard life advice like getting fit and getting a well paying job to become a respectable person. I've done a lot of traveling, I've tried 6 different therapists for 5+ sessions each, tried meds, and tried doing hobbies like hiking regularly. I never have been happy and have never made any real connections since college when I ended up driving a lot of my friends away because I was so fucking miserable and I was too autistic to realize it then, and now I have noone left & I can't meet anyone anywhere interested in deeper friendship with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19842239
>can't
I'm not the anon you replied to but you need to remove that word from your vocabulary with regards to your self improvement and self actualization. Don't give up on yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19840571
>Lolicon says kill your local pedophile
sounds good to me

[Anonymous No.]

I'm thinking about going to remote places in Japan and searching for monster girls.
That might be the only for me to become happy in this world.
Fantasy has to exist somewhere.

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>>19843301
I'm of the opinion that if you take a step back for a second, the mundane world we live in is already fairly fucking strange.
That being said, you should definitely do what you need to do in order to make it to Japan.

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>>19840571
100% agree man, I'm not exclusively a lolicon but I do like lolis, and I'm also sure that I will never find actual children attractive. I don't like to talk about it often since people never believe me when I do, but I know how I feel and I see nothing wrong with liking lolis. The way I see it, they are a fantasy that does not carry over accurately to real life and should not be compared to real children.

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>>19843406
>the mundane world we live in is already fairly fucking strange
nta
it is certainly comical and absurd nowadays but sadly not 'magical' in any sense
a pity really, of all the worldlines we got the one where memes converge to reality in revolting, caricature-esque ways but you still can't get a qt foxgirl

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>>19843879
Maybe this is a little pollyana of me but I fully believe there's a lot of magic to be found in our reality, even if a lot of it has materialist explanations. Consciousness is ultimately a mystery, we have animal husbandry, art, computer science, medicine, etc. I think there's a lot of cool shit out there

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>>19843406
I mean the alternative is chatting up weebs in VR Chat, it's a fucked up world but I don't think it's the one I dreamed of as a child

[Anonymous No.]

I want to smash Ponpoko's raccoon cunny

[Anonymous No.]

If we get the jewchuubas, will there be a rabbi confession thread?

[Anonymous No.]

Bump

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>>19790621
can you wear pants or do you have to wear a dog cone around your crotch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19790621
I once gave myself yeast infection by jacking off with a newspaper

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>>19834048
>I just believe that lolicons should accept what they are and get help.
Look man I've spilled liters of cum to Gawr Gura but IRL nothing gets me going like a nice pair of huge titties.

Lolicon is just a fantasy. Like those women reading awful erotica of rapist cowboys. I dobut they want to really be raped IRL, but it feels nice to indulge in a fantasy and as long as no one gets hurt producing it (I'm sure real porn is way shadier than the doujin industry), then I feel 0 guilt for indulging in it.

[Anonymous No.]

I find it hilarious that everyone is flinging shit about who is making all the sana anti threads, especially blaming nijisanji members, when it's literally just me, one person that just really hates Sana. It's snowballed out of control now but I'm bored of it, especially with a janitor seemingly constantly on my ass. This confession doesn't matter because I'll just get accused of being finana or something lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>19785088
Do you have to turn every thread into a fucking Sana thread, jesus christ fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>19852943
I feel like the hate for her exaggerated

[Anonymous No.]

I beat my meat twice to the Preggo Gura Cosplay. I spent about 3 hours trying to find the full picture set for free online just to watch the pregnant Gura cosplay video. No, i did not find it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19853948
give me the name and an hour.

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>>19853323
If only, people are literally schizophrenic over her.

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>>19854188
I hope this doesn't derail into hornyposting but i guess it's inevitable when the confession is horny in itself.

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>>19854708
>naomi_player
Fuck that, I thought you were talking about the Israeli chick, i've seen the video and I'm telling you that you don't want to watch it.

[Anonymous No.]

I unfollowed and unsubscribed from all of NijiEN after the leaks despite how I felt like I finally found my English speaking oshi. I don't care if only a couple of them were included on the screenshot or if wasn't badmouthing at the end. The possibility of who used to be my EN oshi looking down upon my JP oshi behind the scenes or talking about them with pity because they gained subs faster in a shorter amount of time hurts. I didn't become an anti, I'm just sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19784520
I am the biggest tribalfag this board ever seen. Every night I shitpost and tribalfag in every thread I can.

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>>19854951
What? Now i'm the one confused over here, what Israeli chick is that?

...also, i can "eat" most shit as long as it contains pregnancy on it, is it that bad?

[Anonymous No.]

Even tho I'm going to therapy to fix some traumas sometimes I hate my friends because the majority of them have a partner and it's been 5 years since I had a gf and the last time I had sex was 2 years ago. I know i shouldn't say 'hate' but when the loneliness ramps up its what I end up feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19855299
Use duckduckgo or something other than google when looking for it, but I stongly recommend not going any further with your search.

[Anonymous No.]

I told myself I wasnt going to jack off to my oshi, but lately I think about her at the last second and now I've started to imagine her instead of whoever else is in the porn I'm looking at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19856531
You're only solution is to not fap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830436
Sorry it's late, here she is.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't die.

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>>19854708
There's a pregnant israeli gura cosplayer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19784520
Last I checked, the vatican didn't allow women preists let alone women popes.

>>19814102
Very cute!
My parents burned in a fire every VHS with reference to witchcraft in them, but I'm sure that if they could have seen this image, they would have reconsidered.

Anyway, forgive me sissy, for I have sinned... I can't actually think of much besides the obvious thing, but I think I may need to think about other people's feelings more even when I am "in the right" and haven't directly said anything mean. I don't know if that's the kind of thing I'm supposed to confess, but I suppose it can't hurt. Pray for me, sister, I'll do the same for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19856235
just tell us who the fuck it is

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>>19784520
I hurt my wrist jerking off to lamy

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>>19863293
Twitter handle, >>19854708
Theres some more in the recent towa cosplay thread in the archive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19863575
was searching for the israeli chick that >>19854951 mentioned

[Anonymous No.]

>>19784520
Last night I had an erotic dream about reimu and now I can't stop thinking about reimu.
I don't even like reimu

[Anonymous No.]

when im alone on the streets usually i just pretent that im having a date with amelia watson and just having a nice chat but its all on my mind
there is any chance of salvation for me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19864226
At least get a dog that you can pretend is Bubba

[Anonymous No.]

>>19863839
I'm also curious about this chick since as far as i know this was the only preggo Gura cosplay that has been made (and the only preggo hololive picture too)

[Anonymous No.]

>>19863575
>>19863839

I'm also curious about this chick since as far as i know this was the only preggo Gura cosplay that has been made (and the only preggo hololive cosplay too)

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, this is a holy thread for confession of your sin, not a horny general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19865551
>I am too obsessive about my oshi
>I have stopped caring about my oshi
>I jacked off to the orange woman's roommate
>I'm going to kill myself tomorrow uhh also I like Pekora
>I'm unironically schizo
>I'm uncomfortable with an accepted part of vtuber culture
okay I covered all the bases, lets see that preggo zionist shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>19865787
>>I'm going to kill myself tomorrow
post your credit card info before you do
who cares if you get a huge debt you are going to die anyway

[Anonymous No.]

Where is the schizo thread? I'm losing it and i need to scream
I took too much caffeine for my own good
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My vision is literally getting blurry what the hell is going on
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I am somehow very angry and I want to punch someone i dont have any reason to aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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>>19866195
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[Anonymous No.]

>>19784520
I jerk off to my own chuub avatar

[Anonymous No.]

>>19866195
>>19866259
>>/vt/thread/S17825113
>>>/asp/
Choke me with your foot, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

I can't find the video of preggo Gura and i can't find the Israeli pregnant Gura either since the other anon vanished without leaving a fucking trace.

For fucks sake it's 2:30 AM over here, i don't care that she fucking pisses in the video in a pure golden shower fantasy and i don't care about derailing this thread, i need to see the video of pregnant Gura, holy fucking shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19868146
o-ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>19868146
Do you have the full size of pic related?

[Anonymous No.]

Sana was in my dreams last night.
She was sleeping with her foot hanging off the bed. So I stuffed it in my face and took a long sniff.
Turns out she actually was fully awake. Giving me this exact face after I looked back up at her.
I don't watch Hololive, and never had a dream with vtuber in it before.
I think Sana is unironically living rent free in my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19820096
happy birthday, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>19789745
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

Forgive me gumbus for I have sinned.
I have coveted my neighbor's oshi.
>>19820096
Also happy birthday, sorry your life sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

The knowledge that I'll never be anything to my oshi besides a paypiggy makes me sad. All I want is an autistic NEET gf to support & I can't even find that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19873161
have you tried grooming 2views?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19873161
I'm sure you can find that

[Anonymous No.]

I regularly post in the Sora thread but I don't watch her or listen to her music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19873161
>>19873512
even better, groom /asp/ies

[Anonymous No.]

>>19789745
>but when I hear Rushia's songs I tear up even though I was never that invested in her GFE bullshit
I honestly feel the way about Coco. I haven't even watched a full stream of hers besides graduation but I still tear up a little when I hear weather hackers

[Anonymous No.]

I feel happier when I'm around who's sad.
That's why my oshi is a mental wreck.

[Anonymous No.]

bump

[Anonymous No.]

>>19843879
>but you still can't get a qt foxgirl
>>19844023
>we have animal husbandry
DIY foxgirls when

[Anonymous No.]

>>19784520
I fapped 3 times during your last stream, Gura.
Forgive me

[Anonymous No.]

>>19784520
i only started watching petra because i saw her roommate

[Anonymous No.]

This vtuber I started watching nuked half of her archive and it irks me.
Something happened, like she fell down, and I wanted to see it to understand.
She seemed like a different person two years ago, so full of hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19820096
Happy birthday, honey.
I know these years weren't the best, but the nexts I hope you try a bit hard and saw the fruits of your hard work.
I will always love you, I'm always watching you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19880824
What would sex with her be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19784520
I'm jerking off to Haachama's asmr at this very moment.
>>19784520
>honey ඞ

[Anonymous No.]

>>19873512
My oshi IS a 2view but it seems super fucking scummy to try sliding into her Dms or anything like that

[Anonymous No.]

bump

[Anonymous No.]

>>19820096
Happy late birthday anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884118
It is scummy, but will you get anything or anywhere without being underhanded?

[Anonymous No.]

I listened to Welcome To The Black Parade in its entirety for the first time because of Fauna, and I'm kind of underwhelmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk5WeXBaID8

[Anonymous No.]

I've grown to genuinely hate women & outside of extreme cases with heakth issues like iron mouse or highky traumatic events am completely unable to empathize with them

[Anonymous No.]

I often think about that horse that I used to know

[Anonymous No.]

IM NOT EVEN INTO CUNNY AND I LOVE GURA

[Anonymous No.]

I quit my job for a chance to go to Japan close to a year ago.
Right after I quit, Japan closed the borders again, and the job I got vanished.
I still haven't found the motivation to try again, or at least get another job locally, just watching chuubas and wasting my life...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19893597
That's rough, but in a few hours the sun will rise

[Anonymous No.]

>>19784520
I never bothered to simp for the avatars, just watched the girls for entertainment. Ever since I got here(actually, since became aware of roommate stuff) my usual hatred for women have leaked into vtuber stuff and I can't NOT see what's behind the curtain anymore. It's the same thing that ruined magic shows for me as a kid, I think.

I don't bother to be talking shit about any girl that doesn't do anything wrong, even if they are literal cringeworthy tumbrinas irl(like Ame), but once they do shit like Calli they are fair game for hatesinks. Oh and being ugly counts. Sorry Kiara.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19891090
>outside of extreme cases with heakth issues like iron mouse
I think you'll see that hatred rise to new levels. It's just a matter of time until her actual health situation comes out

[Anonymous No.]

>>19894792
Why don't you watch men?

[Anonymous No.]

Bump

[Anonymous No.]

>>19784520
I'm not learning japanese because I fear understanding everything the cute anime girls say would make me realize how basic and boring they really are

[Anonymous No.]

>>19906415
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>19894792
"Once a girl sucks a cock that isn't mine it's fair for me to develop a hate boner for them"

Cope harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19906415
This says a lot about you anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>19889769
The Black Parade is such a mid album, unfortunately. I only really like Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge and I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love

[Anonymous No.]

>>19894792
I think you need to give up on women and admit you're gay, nijien has what you need

[Anonymous No.]

I regularly have fantasies about marrying my oshi and raising a fanily with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>19784520
I worry about what will happen to my beloved pirate when this is all over. I don't know if they could handle going back to a normal lonely life again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19910419
don't worry. I'm on the case

[Anonymous No.]

>>19909878
Is this you?

[Anonymous No.]

i regularly false flag and bait in /ggg/. i will end that today.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19784520
I only watch Gura

[Anonymous No.]

I don't love her, I am obsessed with her