/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

I watched some anon's torrent of Gura's ASMR and it was unironically the most intense experience of my life.
I was in bed listening with headphones and cuddling a big pillow after a long day at work. When Gura hummed The Wellermen I had some sort of full-body shakes or orgasm or something. I shook and squirmed all over and had my pillow in a tight bear hug and almost cried.
Gura isn't even my oshi, she's like my second least-watched EN, but anons here were hyping up her ASMR and they weren't kidding. Now I have to buy membership to pay for what I torrented plus to get future ASMRs
thank you shark loli

[Anonymous No.]

Based, I guess

Also, this guy is doing torrenting in the correct way. Everybody be sure to follow his example

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't know her stuff was up on torrents.
I was teetering on the edge of buying her membership over here.
I will now download everything, which if my understanding of the economics surrounding piracy is correct - will result in millions in losses for Cover.
Thank you, anon.

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>>1973512
torrent link or gtfo

[Anonymous No.]

I sometimes envy people who can feel things out of ASMR.

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>>1974366
How new?

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>>1974366
copy-pasting another anon's hard work:

here's the ASMR audio with the stereo phase corrected. i used the 48 kHz opus audio from the VOD archive, and i re-encoded the edited audio to AAC because i believe it is the best balance of audio quality and player compatibility out of the codecs i could have chosen.

please note that i made the repairs by hand, so there may still be much smaller phase errors in the end result. please also note that i will not be making regular releases of archived member streams, and that this is a special exception because i think most people would struggle to make these repairs to the audio.

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:7dd3d2b5a85845fadad553827474b57272c0b3bb&dn=asmr&tr=udp://tracker.cyberia.is:6969/announce&tr=udp://tracker.port443.xyz:6969/announce&tr=http://tracker3.itzmx.com:6961/announce&tr=udp://tracker.moeking.me:6969/announce&tr=http://vps02.net.orel.ru:80/announce&tr=http://tracker.openzim.org:80/announce&tr=udp://tracker.skynetcloud.tk:6969/announce&tr=https://1.tracker.eu.org:443/announce&tr=https://3.tracker.eu.org:443/announce&tr=http://re-tracker.uz:80/announce&tr=https://tracker.parrotsec.org:443/announce&tr=udp://explodie.org:6969/announce&tr=udp://tracker.filemail.com:6969/announce&tr=udp://tracker.nyaa.uk:6969/announce&tr=udp://retracker.netbynet.ru:2710/announce&tr=http://tracker.gbitt.info:80/announce&tr=http://tracker2.dler.org:80/announce

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>>1974416
I think it helps if you're pretty exhausted physically and mentally, if you really struggle with it. Or maybe I'm just very sensitive. I can't have people whisper in my ear because it makes my back squirm so bad.

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>>1973512
don't steal from gura you cunt

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>>1974937
thanks anon

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>>1975029
I'm literally about to pay for membership because of the torrent. I would not have been interested in paying for membership - even my oshi's - unless I was redpilled on Gura ASMR

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>>1974578
just bought my first pc. now link

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>>1974416
Change your headphone.

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>>1975029
make me

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>>1975386
I use a $60 noise-cancelling sony headphone. Am I supposed to get premium grade for ASMR?

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>>1974937
Which part is the link, the whole thing?

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>>1973512
Have you just never listened to ASMR before?
Not saying Gura didn't do a good job, but god damn you faggots act like she literally came out of the monitor and starting stroking your cock.
Anyway, I hope she leans more on her humming/soft singing next time, I feel that was the strongest part of her video easily. Fantastic ASMR there. I could see a video of her humming while stroking the viewer's hair being dangerously strong ASMR content.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine Gura doing erotic hypnosis asmr...

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>>1975029
Theft removes the original and makes it unavailable to others. Piracy isn't theft, it's just file sharing.

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>>1978241
It's the rare English cunny voice.

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>>1978593
>theft
>Definition from Nolo’s Plain-English Law Dictionary
>The generic term for all crimes in which a person intentionally takes personal property of another without permission or consent and with the intent to convert it to the taker's use (including potential sale).
>including potential sale

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>>1978241
Is this the first time you've met a gura fan?

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>>1978241
yea, as much as i enjoyed the ASMR, it wasn't anything transformative
i still rank her cursed doodles stream as my favorite members-only content

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>>1974937
which part of the link am i supposed to copy?

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>>1977617
>>1978745
>newfags
>in my thread

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>>1978760
yeah yeah 'newfag'. Can you just help a nigga out

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>>1978760
Anon please, i wanna hear Guras GFE, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1978779
>>1978782
It's a magnet link, you paste the entire thing in whatever torrent client you use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1978779
>>1978782

I will spoonfeed just this once because I love gura and you should too.

Open up your torrent client, go to File -> Add Torrent Link and just copy paste the entire link in there

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>>1978821
>>1978812
thank you brothers. After the car accident, my paraplegia has prevented me from spoonfeeding myself

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>>1978812
>>1978821
Thanks anon, may your oshi read your next SC

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>>1978871
My oshi is Ina so I doubt it.

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>>1978821
I use qBittorrent and for me this stuff always opens on its own when I click the link in the browser. No need to first open the torrent client.

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>>1973512
>When Gura hummed The Wellermen I had some sort of full-body shakes or orgasm or something. I shook and squirmed all over and had my pillow in a tight bear hug and almost cried.
it does this to me too. that exact same section of it. it's haunting.

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>>1978241
i had tried it before but it never worked. this worked.

[Anonymous No.]

I used to treat gura like a daughter
until the asmr
When I first listen the asmr, i don't know how to put it...
Um, this is a bit dirty, but...
I got an erection

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>>1979005
Based and Yoshikage Kira pilled.

[Anonymous No.]

can I said gura is still family friendly?
lewd asmr isn't suit for her personality imo

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't like it and I like Gura in general. I was too distracted by the background noise, the cracking sounds she used at times were unsettling, and idk man I just didn't feel good listening to it.

I agree the humming was nice though but it was the only part where I felt comfortable. Personally, the giggles from the BPM stream or the heartbeat from the zatsudan from days before were way better to me.

If I had to rate it I rate it like 4/10 sorry chumbuds. I like your oshi though and I will be listening to her next ASMR

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>>1979104
i agree there's plenty she can improve on and i'm confident that she will.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQrjqlVGCAY

[Anonymous No.]

oh my

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>>1979085
https://youtu.be/qgxCi0uQ5GA

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>>1974937
have any of the other en members done asmr i can torrent?

[Anonymous No.]

I want some gura シコシコ asmr

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>>1979141
i wish there was more collabs with them they are kino together

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>>1974937
>download
>download complete
>now seeding
>"i dont think so"
>right click
>delete

[Anonymous No.]

>>1979559
Based

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>>1979104
No one cares fag

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>>1979559
seeding is appreciated, of course, but i distributed this release from a seedbox with large amounts of bandwidth and no upload cap to make sure things will be available even if you don't.

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>>1973512
>Mediocre asmr by totally not my oshi made me cream my pants, 10/10 would buy memeship
Nice try chumbuddy

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>>1979005
Understandable, with her sticking her tongue into the mic or whatever it was she was doing.

I loved hearing her S side come out too. Though I was already into the smug lolibaba character type so that helped.

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>>1979632
You could have lied to me and let me pretend my actions at least made you seethe

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>>1979632
I won't get BTFO by the ISP if I seed this, right? I really want to seed, but I had a bad experience with an old GoT torrent and I never do anymore, but I heard they're more lax about weebshit.

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>>1978241
It was actually better than any ASMR I've listened to, before.
>"why ara ara, hmm?"
>"I can't hear your small yabai"
>"shrimp is delicious"
Top notch immersive teasing. And yes, the humming was the best, most relaxing part.
Also, even though her voice was the best of it, she would lapse naturally into periods of silence that make you feel like she's relaxing, too.
Very good on the immersion side, even if there's some inexperience on the technical side.

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>>1979812
i don't know. i've never heard about cover going after anyone for bittorrent, ever, and there's been a large amount of bittorrent traffic in hololive stream archives for a long time. in theory, they could issue a takedown against you. that would be pretty pointless on their part though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1973512
Listening to it right now, going to save it for doing homework. Unironically thinking of shrimping after this. I don't even listen to asmr wtf.

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>>1979632

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am I a pedo if I really like this?

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>>1980000
no. she's 9,348 years old.

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>>1978241
I think a lot of the reaction was just how unexpectedly intimate it was. I was honestly expecting ha ha funny meme shark when I went in, so my expectations were way more than met.

Combine that with the fact that half of her viewers and 99% of her members drool over Gura anyway (not that I don't get it, but it can get a bit much sometimes.)

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>>1974416
I don't need anything else other than the sound of falling raindrops to relax and drift off to sleep. If I did want to listen to ASMR for relaxation, there are plenty of YouTube channels that do it better than any of the girls, for free. Perhaps some people like the sound of a soft female voice. That's cool, but I get that the impression that folks use ASMR to simulate the sound of sexual acts with the character. To each their own, but that just turns memberships into expensive softcore porn subscriptions.

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>>1980345
>Perhaps some people like the sound of a soft female voice.
that's why i'm here!

[Anonymous No.]

How does this make you feel?
https://files.catbox.moe/fehs8o.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>1980464
feels good man

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>>1980464
Oh lawdy, noice
>tfw you will never have a gf like this

[Anonymous No.]

Bro this shit is lewd, what the fuck Gura. I thought she didn't do anything like that.

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>>1974937
Why did it need correction in the first place? Haven't watched/listened yet.

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>>1980345
>That's cool, but I get that the impression that folks use ASMR to simulate the sound of sexual acts with the character.
I'll be completely honest, and I say this as someone who does sometimes just straight up listen to "ASMR" videos that are just audio erotica, I fucking hate when people give the holos the impression that ASMR is purely weird sex stuff, or that people who listen to it are doing so for weird sex stuff. I think it gives the format a negative connotation and it discourages other girls from experimenting with it. I love ASMR personally, and while I'm not going to claim that everyone in hololive should feel obligated to create ASMR content, I'm always happy to see people give it a try.

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>>1980568
I'm going with the rat that girls are shy about trying ASMR, at first. When they see how men react in chat, the empowerment emboldens them. They just pretend they didn't have the intention of arousing you.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura has a elder god tier bedroom voice. Even before she got the 3Dio the faux asmr streams had me feeling things I hadn't felt in a long time. I don't really know the techinal term but something about her voice is just inherently soft and feminine.

[Anonymous No.]

same OP.

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>>1980464
Jesus

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>>1980638
Don't get me wrong, im not complaining, i just thought she never liked doing GFE stuff like that.

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>>1975929
open back headphones do wonders for quiet asmr

[Anonymous No.]

>>1980588
see here
>>1936738
>>1953509
>>1965370

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>>1980638
Absolutely no doubt Gura knew exactly what she was doing and was enjoying the hold she had over chat. Playing with her prey you could say.

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>>1980464
Makes me feel like finally buying membership

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>>1980464
What the fuck, ia she gonna do more stuff like this because ill pay more the 5 bucks on Youtube if so.

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>>1979632
EXTREMELY BASED
Non-seeders BTFO

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>>1980464

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>>1980679
>i just thought she never liked doing GFE stuff like that
member's stream gura is a different being, one that has been slowly going the GFE route for months now

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>>1980594
I understand. Sexual connotations rely on context. The virtual scenario is important as well as any visual cues (if you don't have your eyes closed the entire time.)

For example this video has a parade of yab sounds, but you know it's a dude working with slime.
https://youtu.be/u_hZC0Yl5Ow

Then you have Haachama who put a masturbation fanart thumbnail on a typing and sleeping sound ASMR, lol. It WAS those two things but c'mon.

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>>1980719
Nice worded.

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>>1980935
I'll be honest I've never considered slime sounds inherently yab. I get why people would associate it with sexual content, but I just hear slime sounds.
Haachama is just clickbaiting. I'd be more critical of that if it wasn't Haachama and I didn't have the context of Haachama kind of being a massive shitposter in the first place.

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>>1980464
Nice try but get off me. I want to hear some ukulele.

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>>1980464

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i listened to her again with headphones while i was falling asleep last night, and it was just wonderful. she really knows how to make me feel comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking hate ASMR with a passion, membership cancelled. Fuck you pathetic lonely assholes that get off on this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1981901
you're at least supposed to show a screenshot

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>>1981901
Are you implying that's all she'll be doing from now on? What's wrong with variety? I like ASMR but do not care for karaoke, yet you do not see me springen just because she does karaoke streams sometimes.

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>>1981901
Do you dislike that the girls perform ASMR in the first place or how some of the fans react to it (cooming over comfy)?

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>>1981901
Fake and gay

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>>1981912

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>>1981901
yeah, not a fan of ASMR either, I find it generally creepy.

that said the Gura ASMR was pretty chill. I liked her humming. that was nice and chill as all fuck. the rest of it was just noise to me, but the humming was top tier.

as someone who absolutely despises ASMR, I didn't hate this so Gura did something right.

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>>1980464
Jesus christ

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>>1982133
It’s probably Misophonia because mouth sounds piss me the fuck off. ASMR is like someone that stinks like shit flirting with you thinking they are so hot.

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>>1981901
>pathetic lonely assholes
Ogey Reddit

You won't be missed

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>>1982252
Those douche bags probably like this shit too, so you would fit right in paying for the GFE. Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

Fell asleep listening to Gura’s ASMR yesterday and had one fucked up fever dream...

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>>1981901
>>1982297
Nigger, Gura's been doing ASMR since a long time ago. You stink of newfaggotry

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>>1980345
you watch it for the soul.
like that old star trek voyager episode where the aliens only cared about technical singing skill and not the emotions behind it, while the voyager crew all preferred the doctor's singing.
obviously, you can find professional level gamer, singer, asmr, etc. content, but it might not be as enjoyable.

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>>1981901
Then why do u buy membership before?
Her member content is ASMR watchalong Karaoke & some others stuff
just ignore some content u dont really like such as watchalong

[Anonymous No.]

>>1982384
it's been listed as a membership perk since the moment she opened memberships too. i'm pretty sure he's just joking around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1982454
>>1982384
It's actually not that hard to member again. There's a couple of SEAnig trolls in the global general who uses the ARS currency and pretend to cancel memberships just to shitpost and get replies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1982537
you don't even lose your tenure as long as you reactivate it before the perks end.

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>>1982537
>>1982568
>ARS currency
Newfriend here, how does one do this? Do you only need a VPN? I wanna be a Gura member for more ASMR/girlfriend simulator stuff.
I didn't know she did ASMR before.

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>>1981901
>pathetic lonely assholes
>Pathetic.
>douche bags

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>>1982733
i don't know the details of how to do it because it's wire fraud. i pay with US dollars because i'm a US citizen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1984015
how did you get that picture of me?

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>>1984015
oh my god i'm fucking dying of laughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>1984015
>Not mpv
One job

[Anonymous No.]

Cannot wait until enma stop this and you guys start bitching

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>>1974416
Try different things like mundane task noises or gun maintenance. Maybe you won't get tingles but it will sound pleasant enough for background noise.

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>>1974416
I used to envy them, too. But thanks to Gura I found out I'm one of them!

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>>1984726

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If Global had a Discord and they did a group watch of any Gura RFA or ASMR I think it'd be the most based thing ever just listening to their Chad tier reactions

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>>1979632
I would do favors for you if I knew you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1985480
It'd low key feel like a night at Sigma Alpha Epsilon. No fucking kidding.

[Anonymous No.]

You're all acting weird about this. Is it really something special that will instantly turn me into a member?

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>>1985530
You are missing out on the peak experience ever known to mankind, anon. Nothing emits more warm-hearted testosterone than this. I'm fucking serious bro.

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>>1985530
Her Zatsudan/drawing stream was better to get to know her.
She usually does at least one member stream per week and they're pretty varied in content.
It's not just the ASMR but her membership is really good.
The asmr was good tho

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>>1985530
Unless you're a gura fan and/or at least borderline gosling, probably not.

That being said, as someone that fits both categories, it was pretty awesome and worth every penny.

[Anonymous No.]

>normal ASMR, getting a few tingles
>she starts humming halfway through
oh god, oh jesus

[Anonymous No.]

>>1974416
my tingles eventually burned out after listening to asmr for like 8 years
it still relaxes me though

[Anonymous No.]

>>1982297
She did like 2 before this and they both sucked. She bought a new mic to appease the lonely fags so I am done with this shit.

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>>1982384
She did like 2 before this and they both sucked. She bought a new mic to appease these lonely fags so I am done with this shit. Cringe AF

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>>1982384

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>>1985530
Do you like Gura and ASMR? Then download the torrent. Now if you really like her and was on the fence about membering I'd recommend to. Like this anon said >>1985669 Gura's member content is great as you get to see more of herself. Her best karaokes are also members content by a mile.

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>>1986468
She likes doing ASMR. Lots of people like her doing ASMR. Everyone wins except for you, who can fuck off.

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>>1985801
Did you try taking a break for a year?

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>>1980464
I mean, it only panders to man's primal instincts, that is all.
I would love something, that fills my spirit rather than my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1985530
It's Gura nibbling on your ear. It's everything you could ever wish for. https://files.catbox.moe/qygs75.ogg

[Anonymous No.]

>>1982091
Based

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>>1986923
That would be when she softly hummed Part of your world near the end.

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>>1985482
just join gura's channel or send her a superchat or something

[Anonymous No.]

If the humming was so great make a clip of it.

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>>1987111
you have to hear it in context after relaxing and listening to her whisper to you for half an hour. it's not going to work if you just play a clip of it.

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>>1986468
It's okay. Not everyone can be a whiny homosexual man lover like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1982091
You cancelled so you could by the $10 tier, don't try to fool us.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else on Team No Triggers Work? I just like to tell myself that I am always so chill that I can't relax more without monk training.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1984015
i relate to this meme more than i relate to my father

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>>1985530
It may depend on how much you enjoy ASMR content in the first place. It's free if you get the torrent so might as well try it some night.
I said this earlier but I really do believe that being tired helps make ASMR more tingly or relaxing.

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>>1985530
if you're uncomfortable thinking about being in a situation of emotional intimacy and openness with gura you'll probably cringe and turn it off. i'm actually surprised by how many nonmembers seem to be into it. i'd have thought that most people who would get anything out of it would already be members.

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>>1980000
>Am I a pedo if a 20something years old woman sweet talks me while making licking sounds and I like it?
Lol are you stupid?

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>>1981901
Based. The less of you retards the closer I can get to my oshi. I can't wait for her next asmr stream.

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>>1988039
No but if you go back far enough you are somewhat of a groomer.

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>>1984015
Stop fucking doxxing me

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>>1987694
Yeah I don't get tingles from asmr but Gura's humming wrecked me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1980015
9927*

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>>1988839
it's an estimate. she has given a different value between 9,000 and 9,999 every time.

[Anonymous No.]

please tell me there's someone with similar voice to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1988934
no one sounds quite like she does.

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>>1988934
Her voice being so unique is why she's at the top

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>>1988934
a certain cowboy

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>>1981901
Not gonna lie that ASMR filtered me so hard. The humming was good but the rest was cringe I had to stop like 2/3 of the stream.

I still like Gura though, not enough to unmember just because of 1 stream that doesnt cater me. Maybe if it was just weird sounds and no flirting, I could probably watch all of it.

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>>1989025
>no flirting
What are you on about? From what I remember the ASMR wasn't particularly sexual or anything other than the ear nibbling or whatever she was doing.

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>"Absolutely pathetic"
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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>>1988251
>>1989025
>>1989079

No Tingles Ever dude here. I found the humming to be very pleasant. It's probably something I could fall asleep to by itself. I didn't get any tingles at any point during the session. Most of the sounds were standard fare. Her voice is pleasant but she scuffed too many times. I lost my sides at the fucking car passing by.

I do think people are greatly exaggerating the nature of this session. People act like she was pretending to suck your dick. Aside from the ear nibbling it was a typical "I am making you relax~" atmosphere. Overall, I got the feeling of a friend asking to practice ASMR on you. It was awkward, pleasant, and funny throughout.

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>>1989079
She was saying cheesy stuff. Maybe my 0 romantic experience made it sound like she is flirting to me.

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>>1980464
>How does this make you feel?
Intensely uncomfortable, I physically recoiled.

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>>1974937
thanks kind anon <3

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>>1989497
At which part?

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>>1989497
Based

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>>1989351
>People act like she was pretending to suck your dick.
That's not how I feel about it and I'm not really seeing anyone saying anything like this.
>Aside from the ear nibbling it was a typical "I am making you relax~" atmosphere.
Exactly. The parts that made me tingle and convulse were not the arousing parts. While I wouldn't mind if Goorah did more... romantic ASMR I am more than pleased with her doing hums and whispers.
Though in my opinion whispers are overused in ASMR. I would prefer she just talked using a quiet voice and used whispering to mix it up.

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>>1989545
That clip is pure cringe, how are you confused? Anyone that likes that shit should just kill themself.

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>>1973512
Cringy posts like this will ensure Gura never does it again.
This kind of thing is the exact reason she killed off Bloop

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>>1989646
umm... the fucking OP and this freak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1989687
>This kind of thing is the exact reason she killed off Bloop
????

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>>1989663
I didn't notice you referenced the clip. I thought you listened to the whole thing.

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>>1985530
If you are an M or a big fan of Gura in her normal streams then absolutely

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>>1989545
For the linked mp3?
5 seconds in, I can't help but move my head away from the left. Can't make it past 10 seconds without stopping it, just have a 'Nope' reaction to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1989646
Plus this scumbag

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>>1989741
It's also the reason she stopped Ring Fit Adventure. It's because of horny ERP'ers who are cringy and weird.

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>>1989773
>>1989734
>gura teases you and kisses your ear
>if you get aroused by this you are a creep

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>>1989744
I didn’t listen to that trash, I noped the fuck out within the first minute. I feel bad that she has been reduced to appealing to these sick fucks.

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>>1989809
Ask her why she stopped doing Ring Fit if you think she wants to get your shriveled pimpled prick hard.

[Anonymous No.]

Just asking, what app do you guys use to listen to asmr on mobile? My shit tier apps stop playing when I switch to another app

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>>1989866
>ringfit rrat again
You need to take your meds, puritanfag

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>>1989826
fuck off then faggot

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>>1989761
You mean the ear massage sound? Yeah, I really hate that one for reason but everyone does it.

https://youtu.be/xv9SB3DHgiU?t=4321
1:12:01
Seeing what is actually happening might help. If someone is actually licking the mic that is just unhygienic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1989886
Try a 9mm

[Anonymous No.]

>>1989866
>Teasing your members on purpose is the same as some clipnigger using your out of context workout sounds and a cropped porn thumbnail to get views.
If you don't see the difference you're an idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>1989866
>heyy...let me take care of you tonight ;)) schlop schlop schlop schlop...oh you want my mouth all over your ear...hehe...sure...
>WAIT YOU'RE ACTUALLY GETTING AROUSED BY THIS?? EWWW WTF HENTAI!! NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>1989895
She literally explained it was because of a certain clip, retard. You disgust her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1989809
you forgot
>gura then proceeds to say ara ara, calls you her shrimp and says she is in control now
this isn't like ring fit at all, she never teased chat like this once during any of her ringfit streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>1989866
retard, RFA was people clipping her making weird noises and perverting it out of context
ASMR was her giving members a little tease after she spent a lot of time doing gentle GFE stuff like humming and talking

[Anonymous No.]

>>1989977
GFE is the epitome of cringe pandering, the type of people that are in to that should just kill their self. Lowest common denominator perverts getting off on attention, go fuck yourself you are beyond pathetic. The lowest form of existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1989966
No fuck off. Stop trying to twist her words retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1989952
She doesn't have anything against being sexual. It's the cringy weirdos that make things bad. Like OP for example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990064
Or this entire thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>1989966
>moralfag
Absolutely abhorrent. Go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990075
Do you get hard when the barista is forced to make polite eye contact too? Fucking pathetic excuse for a human being.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990096
Go back newfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990096
depends, is the barista sucking my ear and telling me she is in control?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990115
Am I invading you safe space? Get fucked don’t post this cringe inducing bullshit if you don’t want to be judged for it. No one asked you to tell the class the minimum amount of intimacy that gets your tiny cock hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990096
>>1989966
>>1990160
200% sure you don't even like Gura and you're just here to spread SJW cancer.
Unironically kill yourself pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990096
take your meds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990160
Fuck off sjw nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990171
I would rather not be a fan if it means I have anything in common with these pathetic pieces of shit. Go writhe on another pillow you weak fucks. Die slow and alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990222
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990064
>It's the cringy weirdos that make things bad. Like OP for example.
I am the OP. What is wrong about anything that I said, besides using the word orgasm just because I didn't really know how else to describe the feeling I'd never felt before?
Gura's voice just happened to hit all of the right notes for me at the time and it made me emotional.
I guess it's cringe to admit having such feelings over GFE ASMR but this is /vt/ we're talking about here. What kind of people do you think watch semi-fictional anime girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990222
If gura filters sjws like you then good

piss off back to your feminist discord

[Anonymous No.]

The fact that OP even felt comfortable enough to post this and then you all thought “these are my people, now is my time”. Laughable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990238
anon, he isn't even a member, just some guy trying to start shit on a murican vtuber board

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990222
>>1990160
>>1990096
>>1990052
Kek, why are you even here? No one likes Sjw feminist politics garbage here
Gura can do whatever she wants and you can't stop her

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990259
Is calling people SJW a defense mechanism or something? What makes you think I give a fuck about purity in the slightest? Just because I don’t use slurs while defending a dakimakura? You are in no position to think you are badasses for cumming in a pillow because someone lowered their voice with a paying customer.
>ooh I am triggered, the tingles.
Sincerely kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990146
kek

[Anonymous No.]

Bragging about being so alone that this does something for you, what a cool group of people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990238
i described almost exactly the same experience (caused by exactly the same part of the stream) in another thread and people kept trying to tell me i should call it "orgasm" but i am certain it was not. it felt very different. i have a hard time putting into words what it was, but it was not like an orgasm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990375
Fuck off SJW
KYS

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990375
you're the one who came in here to vent about how angry it makes you that people enjoy ASMR
something something pot calling the kettle black

[Anonymous No.]

asmr does nothing for me and you know what, I think I'm totally okay with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990375
Don't forget to drink your onions and your daily estrogen pills

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990375
Go back to twitter ugly feminist fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990410
Do you even know what that word means? Where is the social justice you are desperately against? The re is no justice here, just cringe and it’s 100% this horde of quivering neets lashing out at reality. If this is your thing just accept it means you are pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990375
are you ok? did an ASMR coomer killed your parents or something? this is some prime seethe

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990238
Eh, sorry man. I 'm glad you got something out of it. ASMR is supposed to trigger you involuntarily anyway.

I am not of this world and don't feel a thing with any of this kind of stuff, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990455
Maybe not ASMR recordings but are you sensitive to people whispering in your ear IRL?
So many people are saying that asmr doesn't affect them but I can't comprehend how that could be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990238
i think what you experienced is the goal of actual ASMR.
>Auto Sensory Meridian Response
>a tingling sensation that typically begins on the scalp and moves down the back of the neck and upper spine.
>"low-grade euphoria" characterized by "a combination of positive feelings and a distinct static-like tingling sensation on the skin"
it's very difficult to trigger for most people. anyway, since it's the whole point of ASMR, I don't see why it would be a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990482
Choke on a dick, feminist sjw

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990476
>angry buzzwords that have no meaning anymore.
You have nothing, are nothing, and mean nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990482
yes anon, tell us how cool you are for throwing a bitch fit about stuff at an anonymous board, I'm sure that makes all girls swoon

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990238
Don't take the faggot seriously. He doesn't watch Gura and he's straight out from those SJW discords

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990510
That the best you got? Really hitting creative bedrock with the insults now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990495
In the right context yeah, it can be very intimate. But I don't get these tingles everyone talks about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990401
>>1990495
I think we hit the root of the matter in these two posts. People that are affected by ASMR misalign the reaction to an orgasm. Those who don't feel anything think the others are just being coomerbrains, when in reality, the reaction is likely beyond their control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990514
Boo woo, kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990542
Please explain how anything I have said is in any way pro feminist? Is that the worst thing in the world to you or something, it has no affect whatsoever. I am not against women but who is, might as well call me a “human” with hate in your voice, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990578
no, i'm insisting that it's not like an orgasm and other people keep trying to tell me it is! listen to what i am saying, it's not the same!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990578
nah, I got both tingles and a boner, gura was legit teasing us around the middle part

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990603
Kill yourself feminist sjw

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990562
That's weird. I'll probably have to do research on why that is.
Whenever someone tries to whisper in my ear I look like an autist because I get shivers so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990605
Okay
>>1990611
Ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990603
boy, you really felt found out by him uh?

[Anonymous No.]

jesas, the traffic this thing is doing is insane

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990603
Anon you are a fag with woman atitude that's why everyone is calling you a feminist faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990603
>>1990557
>>1990482
>>1990375
You have to go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990605
I know what you mean, I shouldn't have said orgasm. What I felt wasn't sexual at all, just a very pleasurable feeling all over my body. Orgasm was just the first thing that came to mind even though actual orgasms aren't that intense for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990562
I didn't think I could get tingles, either, but it's possible. Rare, though. Turning out all lights helps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990741
i never did until this stream which is why i can't shut up about it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990741
I mean I tried with an open mind. All the lights off, quality iem earphones or open back cans, eyes closed. All I could think of was "this is kinda what it sounds like when a dog licks my face/ears" the whispering is nice though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990614
Ouch you really hurt me. What every shall I do, knowing I no longer have your approval. My hero with the smallest vocabulary on the entire Internet.

Seriously have you considered asking your doctor about suicide, it might be right for you. Maybe ask your mom for a really late term abortion, I am sure she has considered it.

>She creeps in to your basement bedroom and quietly places the pillow over your face, you didn’t notice because you fell asleep with headphones on listening to ASMR to block out the voices in your head that tell you to end you life. After another day of disappointing every one of your living relatives by jacking off to someone breathing for you. She watches the life leave your weak limbs, tired from repeating the same tired insult every day online. With a sigh of relief she hikes up her skirt and squats over your corpse and drops the stinkiest pile of shit on your chest, and laughs to herself. “twins”.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990796
tldr

[Anonymous No.]

I can't get tingles. I also have these traits:
calm in almost any situation
very difficult to anger
extremely patient
highly asocial
unaroused by most women

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990657
The fact that you think everything you hate is somehow related to women explains why you are alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990796
>>1990839
You clicked the wrong site for sjw +18 roleplay

Xir, this is the vtuber board. Wake up to yourself and go back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990833
Stop masturbating to fix all of those

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990833
you have the autisms

[Anonymous No.]

Way to let the thread get shit up by a single schizo, good job /vt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990839
We all know sjw feminists literally reek women absence, fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990867
I did but only being asocial is a downside. My power will be maximum.
>>1990872
probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990867
those are good traits retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990906
Yea fuck OP, that creepy piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990947
>>1990958
Being spineless is in fact a downside

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990977
yes and that's you

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990937
Letting you know how pathetic you sound ranting about your tingles has nothing to with feminism or social justice. It’s just someone walking by telling you to go fuck yourself for all that you are. No agenda just fuck you for being you. You disgust me, and you aren’t interesting or risqué or in any way deserving of “social justice” you just suck and make me sick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990964
Pls take your meds, Im begging you

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990977
>nietzsche quote
are you 15?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1991041
You clicked the wrong site for sjw +18 roleplay

Xir, this is the vtuber board. Wake up to yourself and go back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1980464

What the fuck is she doing? It sounds like she's eating a lollipop and making weird noises ontop of it. People pay money to listen to this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990977
Back to /pol/ with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1991100
Exactly, and these freaks are getting off to this shit. But if you point that out you a SJW somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1991100
She is licking your cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990787
Yeah, that's me most of the time. I can't even trigger it again with the same ASMR video, which might be why so many exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1991019
>>1991063
>>1991108
Calm down

[Anonymous No.]

>>1991135
You need to reattach your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>1991141
In a world of free pussy and unlimited porn online, these Neanderthals have rediscovered phone sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1991041
Can't you even fucking mentally track who is posting here? I'm not op braindead fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>1991200
Gura is irreplacable
I want Gura to lick my cock and I'm happy she does

[Anonymous No.]

>>1991135
seethe harder sjw faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>1991200
>look at muh pussy porn that everyone has seen thousands of times
>some weird whispery shit that is new to some

[Anonymous No.]

>>1991200
I only get off to Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>1982315
What is the context to this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1991233
Actually I am sorry for misleading you

[Anonymous No.]

>>1984015
Hey isn't this illegal? I was not aware of this photo being taken of me and I did not consent to it being posted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1991100
she's licking my ear, and yes, i pay ten dollars a month for access to this and other diverse premium content!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990495
Part of what makes whispering cool IRL is feeling their breath on your ear and neck and the touching.
There is nothing like that here, just the auditive part
Someday we will have sensory latex suits that will be able to replicate any sensation, for the fully 110% ASMR experience. But until that day, this shit ain't for me dawg. I'll just be happy hearing her sing or do some stupid drawing while talking about random stuff while you are free to enjoy her whisper ASMR.

[Anonymous No.]

>comfy ASMR thread got shit up by actual schizos stuck in 2015

[Anonymous No.]

>>1991250
Just your just going to ignore the first part of the sentence...hmm. You must be all kinds of fucked up looking if even imagining you might get pussy is off the table.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1991250
So your just going to ignore the first part of the sentence...hmm. You must be all kinds of fucked up looking if even imagining you might get pussy is off the table.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1991389
From the dipshit stuck in 1990 who just learned about phone sex lines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1990833
You literally can’t put down your defenses and relax. Severe trust issues and mild paranoia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1991346
Just about as illegal as torrenting members-only content

[Anonymous No.]

>>1991510
No, if anything I am too trusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1991445
Bitch no one got time for that shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>1991521
I will retroactively pay my membershrimp since the day gura joined HoloEN the MOMENT I get a job, FUCK OFF!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1991567
High levels of patience and not getting angry are likely a sign that you are avoiding confrontation more than actual patience, especially considering the other traits you listed here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1991521
I'm a member I just want to have an audio fixed version

[Anonymous No.]

>>1991485
sorry if the only thing that pleases your ears is sex
not me though, couldn't relate

[Anonymous No.]

>>1989886
I popped the torrent into VLC, that shouldn't stop after you tab out of the app.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1991610
Unless she grads

[Anonymous No.]

>>1991610
Don’t go around here bragging about stealing content from our Oshi. I’m glad you enjoyed it but try not to antagonize her fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1991521
I bought membership because I listened to the torrent. Will probably still listen to the torrented version just because the audio is improved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1991389
We're not allowed nice things

[Anonymous No.]

>>1989734
>>1989773
You need to be 18 or older to post here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1991485
A) Gura is doing what she wants so leave her alone.
B) if that’s all you got out of that ASMR then I really pity you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1973512
Nigga do some drugs or something, if this is the most intense thing you've ever experienced you are the most white bread mf I've ever heard of in my life

[Anonymous No.]

>Decided to listen to a Haachama ASMR after this.
>Goshujin-sama this. Goshujin-sama that.

Damnit woman, don't you have housework to do? I need some vacuum ASMR stat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1989734
>>1989773
>iphone filenames

[Anonymous No.]

Wew lad, still seething over literally nothing? If this makes you dislike Gura, stop watching her and fuck off. Her ASMR was fucking amazing and made me love her even more, which I thought was already impossible to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1992052
She was so sweet and affectionate. She thinks so much more of us than we deserve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1992049
Poorfag detected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1992052
I can't imagine how they'd feel hearing Chaamers asmr. wew lad

[Anonymous No.]

>>1992111
Phoneposters are the peasants sweetie

[Anonymous No.]

>>1991974
>bro do drugs bro
>you need to get high
>you dont do drugs? shiiieet man you a basic ass bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>1991974
I smoked a bowl and then listened to her ASMR. What now faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1992133
Yeah, fucking kek. She is straight up suggest ingS&M in this maid one I am listening to. Still love her but wtf Chammers!

[Anonymous No.]

Just so we're clear the purpose of ASMR is to coom right? The whole relaxation meme is just a front?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1992206
Wrong sweaty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1992466
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1992351
lmao, well done king.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1992466
No. I don't jerk off to ASMR.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't enjoy this bullshit with that fucking computer fan noise behind. It breaks all immersion, sasuga zawa

[Anonymous No.]

>>1992466
No
But also yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>1992268
White hands typed this post
>>1992351
Weed is for niggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>1992524
Play it off your phone. Shut off everything, close the door, and lay in bed with your eyes closed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1992466
no. the purpose is to simulate affection from another human being.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1992524
Hopefully her nes PC has quiet water cooling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1992592
Also no. There's lots of ASMR that doesn't involve whispering or simulated touch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1992628
sounds gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>1992466
Nah, but if you really want to jerk off, you can do it to literally anything if you really put your imagination into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1992466
No, your incorrect sentiment is what all of the ASMR-antis in this thread think is true.
Obviously there is porn asmr and there is some gradient, Gura's latest asmr had some playful kissing of your ears in it. But there is definitely still a large portion of people who find it relaxing and get non-sexual tingles and physical pleasure from it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1992600
Nintendo makes PCs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1992679
I meant new, it's just a typo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1992650
Should be right up your alley then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1992592
The saddest thing I have seen today, and I watched a bus full of babies burn for 3 hours. They have a surprisingly high fat content.

[Anonymous No.]

>your skin needs more moisture
She's sounding so much like pink cat it's scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>1992809
I have never been hugged

[Anonymous No.]

>>1992809
It's not like babies are particularly skinny.

[Anonymous No.]

This stream made me want to get into more ASMR stuff. I’ve read that Noel and Polka are really good at it. Anyone else I should look into?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1991686
I MEAN IT I'M SERIOUS.

[Anonymous No.]

How many new shrimps were born today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1993136
Okayu is really pleasant to listen to if you like the ear cleaning stuff in particular. She also did a couple of soft singing asmr that are wonderful

[Anonymous No.]

>>1992818
Pink cat has an obnoxious fake high pitched voice that sounds like every other person doing that same voice. kys