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A thread for the discussion of the grace note of Germany herself, Mori Calliope, and the members of her extended universe.

>> No.1971230
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I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

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literally jwu but mori cute and I have a headache

>> No.1971264

Where the fuck is the Duolingo vod?

>> No.1971274
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MORI LOVE!

>> No.1971281

>>1971264
Gotta wait for her to edit out the part where she called for the 4th Riech to rise.

>> No.1971316

>>1971264
I heard they’re selling it for the Your Mori Special Edition

>> No.1971363

>>1971117
Gott im Himmel! What is THAT?!

>> No.1971379

>>1971363
Old art that I never get to use.

>> No.1971400

I believe that is called 'ahegao'

>> No.1971419
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So what did we think of the trailer? Bully seems to be my favorite.

I would buy the CD but I don't have a working player.

>> No.1971486

>>1971117
Did anyone get a screenshot or is there a clip of the yab in the German stream? I saw it live but wasn't in a position to do that.

>> No.1971495

>>1971486
What yab?

>> No.1971512

>>1971264
she doxxed herself again, of course she had to take it down

>> No.1971530

>>1971486
>Still wants discussion over a nothingburger
Fuck off, tourist

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IN-TRO-DUCING The nigger of Nippon, the spook of Sendai, the jiggaboo of Gifu, the Miyagi moon cricket, the Kyoto coon, the Saitama spade, the tarbaby of Tokushima, the third worst thing to fly into Japan, the one, the only, Calliope Mori!

<3

>> No.1971593

>>1971419
The first two tracks sound very similar and meh, Guh might be the best on the album instrumental wise, and Bully is the one with the most promising singing since it was in her range compared to the other three. I'm not sure if it's actually the tracks or just the snippets she chose, but there was zero rapping which is unusual considering that's what she's known for and we know exists on Bully at least.

>> No.1971611

>>1971530
no I MUST DISCUSS THE YAB BECAUSE I AM A FAGGOT WHO ONLY TALKS ABOUT YAB I MUST BECOME THE YAB I AM THE YAB I AM BECOME YAB

>> No.1971626

>>1971611
I'm just confused. Was it a legitimate yab? That would suck.

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Proud of my mori

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>>1971667
I think you mean MY mori.

>> No.1971699

>>1971593
>That's what's she's known for.
She wants to change that perception. Deadbeats have cheered her on for Ibasho, and the progress that was gained from it manifests in her willingness to sing after she got traumatized by someone... And then you whine

>> No.1971703

I want the lewd kisses ASMR

>> No.1971756

>>1971688
hope you remember me

>> No.1971912

Ayo deadbeats I'm a retard here. If I buy the pre-release will I have digital copies on top of the CD ones? They're pretty nice for collection shit but I did my stuff in digital.

>> No.1971919

>>1971699
https://streamable.com/5iovce

>> No.1971943

>>1971912
Unlikely, but I'm sure they will be posted here the moment they're up for sale, so you can just pirate them in the meantime.

>> No.1971973

>>1971699
>chuuni raps are a cope for being told she can't sing
>tomboyishness is a cope for not fitting in with other girls
>self-bashing is a cope for being put down by others (haha, you can't do it better than I do)
>Should she heal, the Mori I like will be changed
Fuck.
>>1971912
That doesn't seem to be part of the deal. But you'll likely be able to get the rips from that soulseek thing an anon's been shilling around here.

>> No.1971994

>>1971919
Send this to kfp

>> No.1971999

>>1971919
>1view
What gives? I could swear I've seen this clip before.

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>>1971994
They've been pretty good about legit criticism lately, and despite Kiara having an issue, she's made great strides lately.

>>1971999
Probably someone else's, but I didn't save it and couldn't find it in the archives so I made it again. What I really wanted is where Mori said that she doesn't want white knights, but instead for people to tell her the truth, both positive and negative. However, I think that's buried somewhere in the TT podcast and it wasn't timestamped in the comments, and I refuse to listen to that garbage a second time.

>> No.1972167

Unrelated to the shitflinging, but I was checking out Hachi's profile and I realized that she's technically not an indie, though it looks like they sign people who're already vsingers and mainly just aim to help them with arranging Lives. Did have a link to their other talent, though, and this one stood out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMt3f4R4CmE

>> No.1972171

>>1971973
We all change, anon. You are healing a wounded bird, and you will love her for what (you) made her become.

>> No.1972197

>>1972053
>Whinerfaggot is a KFP apologist
I knew it.

>> No.1972233

>>1972053
This only ever applies for objective matters, faggot. Don't fucking speak for everyone as your music taste is subjective as fuck and not representative OF everyone

>> No.1972292

>>1971688
fuck you, that's my moririn!

>> No.1972305

>>1972233
Did I ever claim my fucking taste is the sole thing that matters, faggot? She's my oshi because she's okay with being criticized and conflicting opinions, and doesn't need a hugbox telling her YAS QUEEN SLAY.

>> No.1972336

I want to ask;
Are we the Skeletons swinging their scythes, or are we are wannabe gentlemen flies?

>> No.1972397

>>1972305
>Mug hugbox
You're willing to fucking call this place a hugbox because your opinion is shit. That doesn't sound objective, anon

>> No.1972412

Someone fucking grudgepost the whinerfaggot

>> No.1972430

>>1972397
I don't give a fuck if you call my opinion shit, but I'm not gonna stop posting them just because you don't want to hear them.

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>>1972430
I bet you claim to hate containment breaches too, don't you faggot?

>> No.1972465

>>1972430
>My opinions trump all
You're literally begging for Mori's acceptance by being contrarian.

>> No.1972466

>>1972412
Be the change you want to see. Don't be a bitch who has to ask others to do something for you.

>> No.1972491

https://twitter.com/CRUNCHY_MMLONI/status/1376145408083124225

Mamaloni may be a /u/ schizo, but she's definitively our /u/ schizo.

>> No.1972494

>>1971593
>>1971973
I think / hope they teased singing hooks of the tracks which feature more rapping. But the teaser sounds a lot like a rapper trying to transition into a singer. I love her roommate's stuff but I don't want her music to be miserable just so I can relate to it. If this is her happily ever after arc, akin to what it Hololive seems to be for Gura, then so it shall be.
>>1971626
Do you mean her showing part of her browsing history at the end? I saw it and was meaning to check but was already 3/4 asleep because I am a yuropoor who works today (a bit).

>> No.1972513

>>1972465
If I wanted that, I'd post it somewhere she has to see it instead of putting it on a Palestinian mortar building website.

>> No.1972514

>>1972412
He's a champion at mental gymnastics, no grudgepost will ever get him.

>> No.1972556

>>1972513
Then you're not just a fucking whiner, you're also a fucking coward with no dick.

>> No.1972573

>>1972491
MMLONI is a deadbeat, self-inserting as Kiara to realize her /u/ fantasies with Mori.

>> No.1972617

>>1972556
Or I have enough self awareness to know that I shouldn't force my opinion onto her, and she doesn't have to cater to my tastes as much as I want her to. Doesn't mean that I'm going to shut the fuck up and let you pretend like she's flawless goddess who can do no wrong either.

>> No.1972621

>>1972494
Was there anything of note in the browser history? I missed the stream

>> No.1972630

>>1972491
Big respect. Sometimes I think her obsession can be a bit weird in a non-funny way.

>> No.1972839

>>1972465
>>1972556
Firstly, that makes no sense since endorsing everything she does would also make him a begger for Mori's acceptance. Secondly. It's just his reading of the situation man, there is no reason to turn so defensive about it.
"Thirdly", I don't care about gatekeeping but don't capitalize right after the meme arrow if you want to look more like you're from around here.

>> No.1972853

>>1972617
Talking shit and not doing shit is the paramount definition of a loser

>> No.1972882

>>1972839
>Wrong syntax, so I win.
Kek

>> No.1972895

>>1972839
Joining the argument means you care, faggot.

>> No.1972903

>>1972839
Just ignore them. They're unironically endorsing containment breaching. They're no better then Clero

>> No.1973047

>>1972903
>Pointing out your opinion to her is now a containment breach.

Wow, mental gymnastics is really the sport for you.

>> No.1973086

What's worse than a whiner? Someone who whines and does nothing about it.

If you can't do something about it, then do yourself a favour and fuck off.

>> No.1973115

>rabid seanig anti was responsible for the containment breach
I should've known.

>> No.1973365

>>1971237
based

>> No.1973435

What's the difference of buying the EP as a pre-release compared to any other date? I'm not so sure if I'm financially able NOW.

>> No.1973477

>>1971264
showed a google drive and some other shit because she brought tried to search for deepl in bing
search history dox, like every stream basically

>> No.1973571

>>1973477
what in god's name are you even trying to say

>> No.1973591

>>1973477
seanig speak

>> No.1973733

>>1973571
she tried to bring up deepl to translate something and a google drive link came up

>> No.1973811

>>1973733
that is much better

>> No.1973847

>>1971264
She has to edit the yab out, it'll only take 24 hours. Watch it later, very fun stream.

>> No.1973897

>>1973847
It's already back up.

>> No.1973939

>>1973897
Oh. I thought YT takes 24 hours to verify changes. That's how it always was with chikin streams.

>> No.1973952

>>1973435
Sticker gacha, also it might be sold out for a while, that's all I can come up with.

>> No.1973980

[Extended universe news] Riri has been making her characters in MHR for 1.5 hours already and she's still not done.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83d8mDilhVA

>> No.1974063

>>1973980
>that 144p cutscene quality
What the heck.

>> No.1974187

>>1973980
I aint watching bossfight: the game, sorry Riri

>> No.1974215

>>1973980
>polaks and flips with the blues
Kek'd

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>> No.1977030

I was gone for the day, what's the big yab this time?

>> No.1977071

>>1977030
Mori turned the entire SEA region into a Lostbelt.

>> No.1977083

>>1977071
I fucking wish

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>>1977030
There was no yab.

>> No.1977166

>>1977030
During the stream she played the Horst Wessel Lied on her recorder

>> No.1977167

>>1977030
there was no yab

>> No.1977206 [DELETED] 

>>1972621
Butt plug

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>>1976573
>not posting the real one

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>>1977219
>Jerma
time to drop Calli

>> No.1977325

>>1977295
it could be worse, it could be XQC

>> No.1977340

>>1977325
who the fuck are any of these people

>> No.1977384

>>1977295
Mori's lust for short men overpowers her ability to detect danger. She needs to be careful! That monster has no limits to his depravity.

>> No.1977398

>>1977030
something she can easily get away with

>> No.1977438

>>1977219
what's the point of the stopwatch?

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>>1977295
Jerma is the big rat that makes all the rules

>> No.1977534

>>1977438
It's for the watchalongs.

>> No.1977647

>>1977219
Is it really

>> No.1977666

>>1977647
Of course it is, anon.
Would he ever lie to you?

>> No.1977673

>>1972336
Unless you wholeheartedly support Your Boy and want her to succeed despite all the shit that's going on you're a wannabe gentleman fly
Also >we

>> No.1977703

>>1971419
Guh will probably be a really good introspective track into Mori's mind and will probably be my fave for it, and Bully sounds like a banger, but overall I'm not that high on singing Mori so I'm almost expecting to be let down by it.
That being said I'll give it a chance and hope to be surprised, given the clips were kinda short and I did still like the beats on the other songs. Plus owning a physical Mori CD will tickle me pink so that's enough in and if itself.

>> No.1977718

>>1977647
No_

>> No.1977735

>>1977340
That other "famous" manlet on the internet.

>> No.1977770

>>1977735
how many FUCKING famous manlets are there in this godforsaken planet?

>> No.1977789

>>1977770
That is the great question she seeks to solve

>> No.1977977

>>1977295
Hey, manlet is a manlet.

>> No.1978038
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Casual Mori for a rainy and comfy day

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>>1977703
UOOOOHHHH T3 CONTAINMENT BREAK
https://files.catbox.moe/r7mlms.mp3
Relax, I just strung together parts from the trailers on her Twitter and Youtube.

I absolutely love how Bully sounds, that first part is probably the sexiest her voice has ever gotten in a song. I do notice that neither public preview shows off the rap part which had rather problematic mixing, part of it was completely unintelligible, so it still remains to be seen if that was fixed at all. The fact that Bully is the song she showed off to T3s, is highlighted in the thumbnail, and is the point in both PVs where the EP art changes to the "Light/marriage" version really makes me think it's her favorite track and is probably the focus of the EP.

>> No.1978117

>the fourth is literally a week away from now
what the goddamn fuck it can't be fucking april already fuck ing fuck fuck

>> No.1978147

>>1978082
Damn that sounds good.

>> No.1978318
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I think I'm most hyped for Red. Hearing something that almost sounds rock-ish from her voice, been waiting for it. She mentioned doing a track once with guitars and stuff. Don't think this is it but it's a step towards it.

>> No.1978422

>>1978318
Yes, I'm also interested in Red the most.

>> No.1978474

>>1978082
Thank you, anon for stitching them together, this made me appreciate bully more than i initially did

>> No.1978570

>>1978474
Wait until you hear the rap part.

>> No.1978751

>>1978082
Ye, that's some good shit. Well spliced, too.

>> No.1978844

>>1978474
Solely because of T3 bias and the fact that, if you're willing to put the work in, we've heard a full 2 minutes of Bully, that's the one I'm most hyped for. In terms of full EP hype, though:
Bully >>> Red > Guh >> The Devil is a Vtuber > an Empress is okay too

>>1978570
I'm the guy who originally posted the lyrics for the first part, so why not post them again?

>"Loving you, killing you, isn't it thrilling? You... said enough in those guts you've been spilling."
>"Through crying and begging: a lovely sound. I tear at your soul but you still stick around."
>"What I found is a treasure indeed, a friend who can bend to my every need..."
>"I'd use and abuse you and never feel bad, until suddenly, finally, you took my hand."
The second part is way harder to understand:
>'Tightly, tightly, (you'll say it's fine?), and I'll do it again to get what I want."
>"Pretend that I'm harmless, I'm actually alarmist, (is this something [xxxxx]?) to anyone."
>"The fact you can actually, definitely die, I'm the one that you love and I'm making you cry and its... just me after all..."
>>"Same shit, different night."

>> No.1978892

>>1978844
>those lyrics
Well, fuck you too Mori, you adorable bitch

>> No.1978929

>>1971419
I think I'm most interested in hearing more of Red and the Guh.

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In lighter news. I'm actually glad Mori hasn't done a proper ASMR yet, I think if she did I'd literally kill myself knowing I'd end up going full gosling and then I'd have to kill myself.

>> No.1978955

>>1978935
Anon...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENMA8IybMAI
Also, ENMA in the link

>> No.1978970

Considering what we know about Mori, how much of Bully do you think is based off her own experiences? I'm somewhere between it's either all about her (perhaps a toxic friend though instead of a lover) or it has nothing to do with her at all

>> No.1978994

>>1978955
I actually watched that before but I'm afraid to go back to it.

>> No.1979031

>>1977384
Do I have a shot at 5'9?

>> No.1979061

>>1977295
Jerma is a cool dude

>> No.1979093

>>1978955
>>1978935
This is just as powerful as you might think with headphones.

>> No.1979095

>Says she finds a bunch of individual traits appealing so as to seem inclusive
>Some make it out to be a growing list for one person and think her ideal partner is one of the Seven Dwarfs
This will never not be funny to me

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>>1978955
anon why'd you have to go and remind me that this exists...

>> No.1979175

>>1979095
>Mori: "I like short but really so long as you're confident and not an asshole about it I'll like you too. Preferences are just preferences."
>everyone else: "Okay so you need to be short with a beard and really long hair but also bald and bring a pair of stilts for her if you're tall and confident but not too confident and..."

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>>1978955
I just can't stop loving my Mori
https://files.catbox.moe/j5s5x5.mp3

>> No.1979278

nah roo hoe doe nay

>> No.1979423

>>1979175
Don't be an over-confident asshole and don't be some sad-sap trying to completely redefine yourself to fit someone else. Love yourself.

>> No.1979751

>>1979278
Saw soo guh

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>>1971703
How about ASMR of Mori cleaning/stroking her scythe?

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I adore this brainless cunt like you wouldn't believe.

>> No.1979956

>>1977030
Mori showed her five foot scythe on stream in all its glory!

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>>1979278

>> No.1980025

>>1979229
>link
UUUUUUUOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

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>>1971117
Mori bullies you into submission. How bad do you want this?

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>>1978844
>The Devil is a Vtuber
ONE

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>>1980064
So cute. She's going to grow up to be a fine Reaper.

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>>1980075
If this harmless dork tried to bully me I think I might laugh myself stupid before turning the tables.

>> No.1980298

>>1980183
Kek, I didn't even notice. Sneaky.

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>>1980183
>>1980298
Though, people are overlooking it, but We might get some tidbits about her journey to being a vtuber with that song.

>> No.1980459

So those lyrics to the mirror song. She was definitely hinting at things and damn is she strong.

>> No.1980505

>>1980459
You want the analysis?

>> No.1980557

>>1980428
I'm sure there will be numerous fun little hints to things. An origin story would be neat. Maybe we hear some more of Death-Sensei's wise words.

>>1980505
Nah. I understood them but didn't want to go in depth with it here myself.

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>>1979423
Okay Mori

>> No.1980658

>>1980276
I feel like she'd hit a point where she'd just go savage if anyone tried to bully her back, which would be spectacular to see.

>> No.1980712

Convince me to watch Mori, she seems cute

>> No.1980747

>>1980712
She's cute and hard-working
Also a huge dork

>> No.1980765

>>1980712
She's simultaneously cute cool and retarded

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>>1980712
She is indeed very cute. Also, hard-working, talented and autistic.

>> No.1980957

>>1980658
Wonder if she's ever been in a fight.

>> No.1981028

>>1980957
I bet I could beat Cali up

>> No.1981058

>>1981028
I could see another girl slapping her or trying to pull her hair, then getting met with a first to the face. No dainty shit.

>> No.1981067

>>1981058
That's why she likes short guys

>> No.1981128

>>1980957
Judging by her reaction to someone throwing a drink in her face, I think she either hasn't or it did not go well for her.

>> No.1981131

Getting picked up, body slammed and pummeled by Mori! Watson's fantasy!

>> No.1981132

>6ft
Bros, how can Cali love a freak like me?

>> No.1981170

>>1981132
your chances of winning drastic go down

>> No.1981172

>>1981132
Stilts

>> No.1981193

>>1981128
That's restraint because it was a job. Sadly that kind of thing has happened to a lot of people working places like that.

>> No.1981196

>>1981132
Sweep her off her feet.

>> No.1981308

>>1981132
One single princess carry.

>> No.1981824

We're supposed to have a guerilla SC read sometime today, right?

>> No.1981862

>>1981824
>Mori
>guerrilla stream
Eh... Temper your expectations, I'd say. Maybe it'll happen, probably not. Mori's got schedule autism.

>> No.1981883

>>1981824
>guerilla
lmao

>> No.1982077

So... What did Calli actually search during her Duolingo stream? She's cut it out from her archive, and I'm not sure who to trust.

>> No.1982226

>>1982077
she literally searched deepl

>> No.1982232

>>1982077
Calli searched 'Hitler did nothing wrong' and then went on an impassioned speech about the Jew problem. Kinda weird, but I guess the Germanic lessons got to her.

>> No.1982301

>>1982077
Screenshot of the Craps Devil bandcamp dashboard (nothing, not even sure why she took a screenshot of it), privated gdrive link for the EP, Boogey Voxx lyrics doc that SEAs and antis fucked up and filled with brapper shit, and apparently a DMM search so she was horny once I guess.

>> No.1982337

>>1982301
The DMM search was disproven by some anon in /hlgg/ several hours ago.
I do not have the post at hand, but his experiment was replicable by anybody.

>> No.1982354

>>1982077
She searched for DeepL. But typing D in the adress bar brings up stuff like dmm and drive.google.
The most puzzling thing is a gyazoo with a screenshot of her bandcamp page. Why would it show up? Why the main page? Why only this screnshot?

>> No.1982372

>>1982301
>bing suggestion
>ever being proof

KEK, she was using edge, not chrome.

Which is why i'm dumbfounded that she didn't just use onedrive.

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>>1982354
And she already deleted it. Figures, I guess.

>> No.1982391

>>1982354
>>1982301
Huh, does anyone have the original screenshot on hand?

>> No.1982404

>>1982391
Look up the archives, it was only ~23 hours ago.

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>looks at archives
>seething anti is another SEANig
Why am I not surprised?

>> No.1982448

>>1982354
It's the most confusing thing to come out of this.

>> No.1982565

>>1982077
She did a dumb and put "D" in the URL bar. You can imagine what popped up.

>> No.1982598

>>1982301
why do people assume dmm means horny, there are games there too

>> No.1982731

>>1982598
OnlyFans markets itself for artists and musicians.

>> No.1982808

Need more J-chad art. Like her paying visit to someone trying to cause our reaper trouble.

>> No.1983053

>>1982448
It's not though? She just fumbled on opsec. It really sounds like you're overanalyzing things.

>>1982731
DMM is also where the uncensored version of Princonne is, dunno how uncensored it actually is though

>> No.1983164

>dmm thing was fake
what, am I being taken for a ride now, who is real who is telling the truth

>> No.1983195

>>1983164
Do your archive reps or fuck off.

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>>1982391
It's not much really.>>1983164

>> No.1983213

>>1983164
This is some MGS2 shit

>> No.1983279

>>1983195
THE ARCHIVES ARE FAKE IT'S A TRAP GET OUT BEFORE THEY

>> No.1983334

>>1983204
>I am going to type something that begins with D
>Surely there will be NOTHING on this computer it can auto-correct to

My boy is sometimes kinda dumb

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>>1983204

>> No.1983406

>>1983053
No, what's confusing is why the hell she'd take a screenshot of a barren dashboard in the first place. It showed her EPs and an unchecked notification. It's less than nothing. Why take it in the first place?

>> No.1983441

>>1983381
yes, even the nonsentient browser bing was warped by the power of doxxbeat prime.

>> No.1983499

>>1983406
That is what is confusing you? The answer is that I'm starting to believe we imagined the entire thing happening

>> No.1983695

>>1983499
>>1983406
Mori has early-onset Alzheimer's. The constant self-doxx and ONE moments are fragments of her memory coming back, she screenshots random pages she's logged into to remind herself she owns those accounts.

>> No.1983722

>>1983334
>D
>De
It's funny. Only actual downside to it all was the doc thing where she or J had to contact Boogie and apologize for the inconvenience.

>>1983381
IT KEEPS HAPPENING

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>>1983695
>there are two personalities, Calli and Mori
>they are in an infinite struggle.

Guys, we better prepare ourselves.

>> No.1983830

>>1983790
#COEXIST

>> No.1983846

>>1983790
fuck callifags

>> No.1983918

>>1983846
fuck morifags.

>> No.1983930

>>1983790
>>1983830
We're not doing that shit. Our boy has it together.
That hell spawn thing that keeps appearing on the other hand...

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>>1983918

>> No.1983973
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>I saw what you were posting. Let me in, I just want to talk.

>> No.1983997
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>>1983930
what about it?

>> No.1984220

>>1983997
u-uno...

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>>1983973
>trying to explain my breedposting to Moririn
H-Haha...

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>>1984220
too late anon!

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>>1983973
I'd love to see Mori at my door!

>> No.1984788

>>1984333
What's to explain? I think we're pretty clear about it.

>> No.1984851

>>1984333
>Mori pins you down
>Tells you to not let your dreams slip away
>Yells at you to do your impregnation reps right now

>> No.1984915

What's up with the tracking why is she always looking up and shifting her eyes like she is on crack?

>> No.1984948

So, if we're posting our reps for Mori on her birthday, do we have a plan like we made up for the shrines? The easiest place to do it would be Twitter again with a new hashtag. Maybe #Reps4Death as an alliterative reference to her birthday being 4/4?

>> No.1985003

>>1984915
4 monitors

>> No.1985032

>>1984948
Calm down Clero it's not even April yet.

>> No.1985089

>>1985032
How dare you insult me like that, you bastard?

We had the shrine thing organized around a week beforehand, so it's time to get this shit sorted so I can figure out how to accurately represent some fairly abstract reps that aren't art or music.

>> No.1985125

>>1985089
Lighten up, Francis.

>> No.1985163

>>1984948
maybe it'd be a good idea to stick to #calliolive this time around
while making our mark was a fun stunt, it is containment breachy and makes and awkward connection for her, so I think just dropping a compilation signed off as anonymous/deadbeats on one of the involved twitters would suffice
we got our attention once, that should be enough, now the only point is working for her smile

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>>1985125

>> No.1985253

>>1985170
this is slander, mori would never shoot ina

>> No.1985578

I've always wondered, why is Calli the only one who fills up the entire screen with her face? She's very cute but I'd like to understand her thought process behind this

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1985586

>Wonder why this thread is so shit
>See the OP post
>It's full of deadbeats

>> No.1985596

>>1985578
Milkies.

>> No.1985659

>>1985586
t. deadbeat?

>> No.1985709

>>1985578
because she has an amazingly cute and expressive face that she highly appreciates and utilizes
also it works better for kisses

>> No.1985718

>>1985596
but she can hide them without filling the screen, there must be something more to it

>> No.1985746

>>1985709
ahh I'll take this explanation thanks!

>> No.1985993

>>1984452
One of my favorite images.
PoV: you heard the news that you're dead.

>>1983997
>>1984379
Oh no. Not again.

>> No.1986146

>>1985163
It isn't awkward. I'm the guy behind #callintines and I know for a fact that doing shit like that isn't awkward.

I was also part of a tribute picture that /m/ made for a great show back in 2013. That picture was retweeted by the staff and gave /m/ a bit of something to be proud of.

>> No.1986207

>>1986146
/a/ did something similar for Flip Flappers after it aired, we directly @ed the animators, character designer, and director

>> No.1986218

>>1986146
No more strange then when the unofficial Sui discord organizes things for her birthday as well, especially if we have the same sense of self control that we did for the shrines.

>> No.1986257

>>1986207
>>1986146
Containment breaching shouldn't be an issue if the contents are in good faith.

>> No.1986278

I'm suffering from Mori withdrawl a lot more worse than usual and I don't know how to deal with it

>> No.1986297

>>1986278
Look forward to Mori laughing like an idiot during the Misao stream.

>> No.1986404

>>1986146
>Part of the gbf pic
That show really United that board. It's funny that the show that did it was an unironic toy commercial.

>> No.1986833

>>1986297
that's on the 30th and I'm ngmi

>> No.1986855

>>1986833
But it's in 15 hours...

>> No.1986857

>>1983722
>contact Boogie and apologize

>hmmmmmmm
>FUCK
I think he took it well.

>> No.1986866

>>1986833
anonchama!? the misao stream is literally tomorrow

>> No.1986898

>>1986855
>>1986866
holy shit you're right still ngmi

>> No.1986926

>>1986857
Honestly, the leak was kinda neat to know that she's still helping them with their music, though why the fuck she didn't mention AZKi's festival where they more or less premiered that song and Voxx did a live show is kinda baffling to me. There's plenty of plausible deniability between it being a Hololive event, her own music being a part, and her already established affection for the indies.

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>>1986898
you lack motivation deadbeat, say that when we have to go though another week without any stream

>> No.1986932

>>1986857
Wat is the meaning of your bottom quotes?

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>>1986932

>> No.1986954

>>1986930
Oh, you mean next week?

>> No.1986969

>>1978955
https://streamable.com/kqcxuf
Every DAMN time.

>> No.1986982

>>1986950
I'm fucking dying

>> No.1986992

>>1986930
i just want to hear her voice again it's been far too long

>> No.1986995

>>1978844
>>"The fact you can actually, definitely die
Based confirmed NOT about Kiara.

>> No.1987014

>>1986992
IT's been just 1(UNO) day, deadbeat. Keep it together.

>> No.1987017

>>1986954
anon...there are 3(4 if you count misao) public streams already confirmed for next week and the T3 stream, it already is an improvement from THAT week

>> No.1987022

>>1986982
Boogey is pretty based. I assume that was Fra, since he seems to have the better Eigo then Ci.

>> No.1987026

>>1987014
I'll try my best but I'm not keeping any promises

>> No.1987044

>>1987026
Do a flip

>> No.1987158

>>1987026
stream it or never counted

>> No.1987224

I need motivational Mori clips

>> No.1987256

>>1987224
https://streamable.com/xicx4p
https://streamable.com/deaqmf
https://streamable.com/m2xs0o
https://streamable.com/064qxc
https://files.catbox.moe/5lu2m0.mp4

>> No.1987280

>>1977438
timing her intense love-making sessions with me

>> No.1987342

>>1977438
Recorder and kazoo note timing

>> No.1987366

>>1977438
She likes to count down when she cums

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>>1987256
Thank you fellow deadbeat

>> No.1987406

>>1987383
If you're not keeping a notepad file with a bunch of streamables to use next level reaction images, you're doing it wrong.

>> No.1987489

>>1978082
The backing track vaguely reminds me of Tally Hall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybxiMNAY35o
This is coincidentally the only song by Tally Hall that's any good so I don't mind the similarities.

>> No.1987530

>>1986950
This is how I discovered Boogey Voxx

>> No.1987542

>>1987256
The way she says "fhukin" in the first streamable is kino

>> No.1987587

>>1987256
Which game/stream was that last clip?

>> No.1987641

>>1987587
crash bandicoot 4

>> No.1987683

>>1987383
Just take the whole pastebin.
https://pastebin.com/NNZ1QPiV

>> No.1987795

>>1987683
uh why are there redacted links

>> No.1987866

>>1987795
Because I judged them too hurtful to Mori's character but left them in for posterity.

>> No.1987979

>>1987866
I assume lazy negro is some fag superchatter tricking her or something. But what's *that* clip?

>> No.1988007

>>1987979
(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>> No.1988008

>>1987979
It's this one https://streamable.com/to23ww

>> No.1988025

>>1984915
It's kind of adorable, the schizo rrats running around in her brain.

>> No.1988032

>>1988008
rene is so cute

>> No.1988055

>>1984915
It's called being expressive and it makes her adorable. Contributes bigly to her tsundere schtick

>> No.1988082

>>1988032
I hope she does more fun streams like that one or the song learning streams now that she's done with preparing for the live. Duolinguo streams suck since the streamer isn't engaging with chat and they're also not learning anything to talk about.

>> No.1988167

I bet she's kind of musky down there. Would love to sniff.

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>>1978082
Piratebeats... you're going to Share Empress right? I can't afford the EP, fuck. Other than the sticker, there's no difference between the pre-release and buying it on a later date right?

>> No.1988201

>>1988179
Anon, your basic music piracy reps...

She's not some niche artist you have to rely on a single guy somewhere uploading from a Comiket or something.

>> No.1988279

>>1988179
>he can't afford a twenty to support his oshi's musical career
anon...

>> No.1988301

>>1988279
>twenty
Closer to $40 with shipping, but I agree.

>> No.1988303

>>1988279
She earns thousands per stream and I earn 16$ a day. I'm sure she would understand.

>> No.1988332

>>1988301
>40
Haha fuck that. I needed a new chair. My wrists are killing me.

>> No.1988349

>>1988303
Bro, why are you poor? Not being mean but why only $16 a day

>> No.1988391

>>1988349
I would assume that's a reasonable wage for him and that he's not a burger.

>> No.1988395

>>1988301
You can get it shipped to burgerland for as low as $8... just be patient

>> No.1988430

>>1988395
>paying for slow international shipping with no tracking
Just throw your money in the toilet and hope the CD comes out, you've got a higher chance of that happening than your package arriving.

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>>1988349
The minimum wage is 8$/day here. I live semi-comfortably but it's not enough to break out of my economic class. I lost my shit when I saw self-respectchan's twitch subs when I spent a fucking year saving up for that amount of money.

>> No.1988454

>>1988430
international mail delivery existed before online tracking, my friend

>> No.1988716

>>1988443
Fuck I feel degenerate as fuck to be played 20$ an hour now.

>> No.1988717

>>1978844
Listening to this through my phone speakers made it slightly more understandable, unbelievably. Still unsure on the first questionable line, but the second is
>I'll say something charming to anyone

>> No.1988724 [DELETED] 

>>1978844
Listening to this through my phone speakers made it slightly more understandable, unbelievably. Still unsure on the first questionable line, but the second is
>I'll say something charming to anyone

>> No.1988740

>>1988716
Don't worry. The cost of living is super low here. I just get fucked over when I start interacting with the outside market.

>> No.1988744

>>1988395
Yeah, got mine by airmail. Cheapest option. Hopefully it reaches me.

>> No.1988790

Physical CD would be nice but I really don't mind digital. I'm more interested in when there's other merch that can be displayed or worn. I want a beanie with her logo on it.

>> No.1988903

>>1988443
Bro just become a cute streamer

>> No.1988916

i actually don't understand what the two pics with this devil lady manager she shared are a reference to,
I kind of missed a few streams that are on my backlog and kind of hate that i don't know what that's referencing

>> No.1988938

>>1988916
is literally justice, mori herself admitted that

>> No.1988940

>>1988916
That's J-chad, Mori's personal manager. Enma is the branch as a whole and Jenma is for Kiara.

>> No.1989069

I got the CD just for the sticker. I'm gonna put it on my tower and use it as motivation every day.

>> No.1989130

>>1989069
>the sticker you get is chosen at random
Is there any way to just buy them seperate from the CD so I don't get disappointed?

>> No.1989160

>>1989130
You get a choice of sticker depending on where you preorder from one of the internal Japan options, but then you have to arrange shipping it overseas yourself.

>> No.1989172

>>1989130

I don't think so. I wish there was, but I'll be fine with anything, really. I think the US gets the album art and a random one, doesn't it?

>> No.1989212

>>1989172
According to the cd page you either get the album cover as a sticker or a chibi mori sticker.
Not that I hate chibi mori but I'm gonna prefer the dope album art every time.

>> No.1989231

>>1988938
Who's justice?

>> No.1989240

>>1988940
so there's a Jenma? is J-chad someone else?
Enma got famous for l4d,
what about j-chad

>> No.1989361

>>1989240
J-Chad is Mori's personal manager cause she does so much music stuff. Mori just thought it'd be cool to draw them and get them some recognition for their work since both Enma and Jenma were made into things.

>> No.1989369

>>1989240
They're three different people.
Enma first showed up on L4D, Jenma showed up on Kiara's streams, J-chad was described by Mori and a design was made to fit the lore. J hasn't showed up on anything yet but Mori hinted it would happen in the future.

>> No.1989442

>>1988008
Not that anon, but I've been following these threads since a long while before /vt/ and I have no clue either, even after searching the archives.

>> No.1989450

>>1988179
Just stream it on Spotify when it comes out.

>> No.1989482

>>1989442
Then it really isn't important, is it?

>> No.1989501

>>1989450
Right now it sounds like Empress is limited to the physical release and won't be on streaming platforms or even digital marketplaces.

>> No.1989541

>>1989482
Maybe I guess, but it's odd that the pastebin says to just ask in the thread if no one's willing to share or explain.

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What do you guys think Mama Mori boob sweat tastes like?

>> No.1989796

>>1989728
A light saltiness that makes it actually a bit sweet (ike when you go to the beach and the salt in the air settles on your skin and you can taste it if you lick your arm or fingers), with a slight tang to it that's barely there but still noticable

>> No.1989944

>>1989501
Check Nyaa.si a day after release. Some JPbeat will probably release a .cue release for lossless.

>> No.1990002

>>1984915
It's just how she's rigged. One of the other girls (iirc it was Ame?) tried to copy her eye movements as a joke, and literally couldn't. Her eyes would just barely move and wouldn't accelerate past a certain point.
As for why she moves her eyes so much in the first place, 4 monitors.

>> No.1990008

>>1989944
Yea, I'm not worried, I'm just wondering how they managed to screw up the licensing agreement so bad or if it was an actual decision to try and rive album sales.

>> No.1990072

>>1990008
what are you talking about? what happened?

>> No.1990112

>>1990072
Read, nigga, read.

>> No.1990365

>>1990072
he means he's wondering if Hololive couldn't get that particular song, which is a cover and not an original, licensed for digital release. Or he's wondering if Holo is making the song exclusive to try to sell more CDs, which I believe is the case.

I don't know anything about licensing, especially in Japland, but I don't see how they could sell CDs but not release on iTunes or something.

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>>1982299
>tfw your boy literally created /vt/
SHE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>> No.1990743

>>1990627
no fucking way, you cant make this shit up

>> No.1990792

>>1990365
ah thanks anon, that does make sense now.
i figure it's only ok within japan since western music places are really ass about things

>> No.1990805

>>1990627
Mori creating peace!

>> No.1990868

>>1990627
based

>> No.1990873

>>1990365
The problem is that almost every digital marketplace, especially the ones that they use, are also streaming services and I don't know if iTunes will let you upload a song for sale but not for streaming. Working out the revenue split on an album is much more simple then working them out on something like streaming, though it's certainly not impossible since there are entire albums of vocaloid covers on iTunes and Spotify.

>> No.1991004

>>1990627
>Mori is literally this board's father

GOD DAMMIT

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>>1990627
Moririn I kneel!

>> No.1991153

>>1991004
mmmGUH~

>> No.1991458

Catgirl demolishing Jpop songs and chatting in fairly competent English in 2 minutes. Probably won't be as cool as when she killed Les Mis and Rent, but should still be fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-sX9A8APOA

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How do you even make money if you stuck in SEAnig land? Etoro just updated their initial join barrier and I can't afford that shit.

>> No.1992097

>>1991780
Be a paid troll in PH

>> No.1992144

>>1992097
Doesn't pay much. And no don't mention the Qbullshit I bet that nigger doesn't even pay his shills right.

>> No.1992203

Stick to simpler vocab, Lareo. She's got great pronunciation, but not a whole lot of words she knows off the top of her head.

>> No.1993320

How long of a game is Misao? Is it completable in one stream?
I probably can't make it because of work, but if it's short I may be able to reschedule part of a shift.

>> No.1993391

>>1993320
the main story is 2 hours and if you add the extras that's 3 hours

>> No.1993396

>>1993320
it's a short rpg horror. probably can be done in one stream

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>>1990627
AAAAAA MY KNEECAPS AAAAA

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>RPGMaker Sunday
>it's on a Tuesday

>> No.1993986

>>1993896
technically is still on sunday because she starts at 11:30...this bitch

>> No.1994034

>>1993896
But it's on a Monday at 0945

>> No.1994038

>>1993986
Literally nowhere in the world is it Sunday by that point. It's at most Monday.

>> No.1994072

>>1993986
>>1994034
The stream starts at 11:30 on Monday Mori's time, so it's an RPG maker Sunday that starts on Monday and ends on Tuesday

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I want to marry Mori!

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>>1994231
I want to have sex with Mori and her voice.

>> No.1994532

>>1994231
I want to comfort her and massage her and make her delicious food and get her to FUCKING RELAX

>> No.1994662
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>>1991458
Who?

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>>1994231
I'm pretty sure that's everyone in this thread.

>> No.1994692

>>1994662
One of HACHi's friends and one of the gems to come from AZKi's stream. They've got a collab with train game this evening.

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Drink water the Mori way!

>> No.1995551

>>1989069
Isn't it actually either a sticker or poster?

>> No.1995561

>>1995551
it can be either a sticker or a poster

>> No.1995566

>>1995434
The hell is she doing?

>> No.1995567

>>1990627
Sasuga

>> No.1995576

>>1995566
Drinking from the opposite side to cure her hiccups.

>> No.1995577

>>1995566
drinking water, what else?

>> No.1995580

>>1995566
Drinking water backwards.

>> No.1995588

>>1991458
>>1994692
Looks like a vshojo

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>>1993550

>> No.1995696

>>1995667
>does calliope even have unicorns?
>kiara
my sides, good one JOP's

>> No.1995732

>>1995576
That will only result in another hiccup and then water going everywhere. Then people laughing.

>> No.1995750

>>1995667
>we might actually have real, valid competition now
Fuck.

>> No.1995759

>>1995732
Nah, it forces you to hold your breath while exerting pressure on your diaphragm because of the weird angle. It actually does help.

>> No.1995802

>>1995759
I guess that's the same reason drinking from a water fountain works. Same deal, you have to bend over and hold your breath to drink water, but you look less like a spaz.

>> No.1995831

>>1995434
Kek, very nice.

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