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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - Divegrass Edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on holding of coins that represent the members of hololive and some of their mamas.
This is a fake stock market game meant for FUN, not a real stock market (cryptofags will not be happy here either, no real money involved, NO you won't get better at stocks from this).

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/
Research 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtMq-Vra7dY

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/edit?usp=sharing
"real oshiboard" spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/edit?usp=sharing
revised Haaton wallet analyzer sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ou-iTo4fF9YcPWKZZtqsG-SjUJDWBJ20Wxrrwc2-he8/edit?usp=sharing
temporary returns report archive: https://rentry.org/37e66

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC:
https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/edit?usp=sharing
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm

Previous thread: >>19488412

>> No.19557020
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Wish wishy washi >we shall win today

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Hello

>> No.19557323

>>19557141
fuck off

>> No.19557697
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>>19557141
HIE!

>> No.19557750

>>19557697
fuck you

>> No.19557799

>>19557750
I'm flattered by your offer but I already have someone else

>> No.19557857

>>19557799
GAY

>> No.19557890

>>19557857
I'm not the one erping in the thread

>> No.19558214

Game 2 bets awarded.
Why DOES /lig/ exist?

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>>19558444

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>>19558706
Based choice

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>>19558706
>Clique sex

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>>19558214
ma balls

>> No.19559417

>Ina fucking up small corpos
Takos fight dirty...

>> No.19559588

>INAWINSLOL
Anyway, Game 3's bets awarded.

>> No.19560264

Quick update on gambling "integrity". Most people are betting for one side and/or draw for each match. This is mostly in line with how people bet for HFZ.

>> No.19561375

Game 4 bets awarded.
Take your meds. Never go full menhera.

>> No.19561936

dansaa is betting against /nasfaqg/...

>> No.19562002

>deadbraps keep abayo'ing
bros...

>> No.19562099

>>19562002
Takos curse

>> No.19562270

>>19562002
>>19562099
Tako bussy so good it makes you abayo

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>>19561936
It was 1:1.1 returns on us and nearly 8:1 on /hag/, I'm not retarded.

>> No.19562866

>>19562301
If >we lose you threw it for money like a fucking jew

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>>19562866
I will post my logic at kick-off.

>> No.19563000

>>19562973
>it was revealed to me in a dream

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IT'S GO TIME FAGGOTS

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We're playing next on /vt/ league!

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LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

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time to make monies

>> No.19564095

DANSAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'S HEAD ON A SPIKE NOW

>> No.19564191

Trust the plan

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>>19564191
TINY TIGHT SUPPLE SOFT HEIMIN LOLI ASS
SWEATY SPATS

>> No.19564569

>>19564512
anon clam down

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>>19564512
no

>> No.19564950

Winnings distributed for Game 6.
Drawchads win it this time.

>> No.19565154

>>19564512
And the kenzoku gets to grope it all he wants, I'm fucking livid right now

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is whatever, next time

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it was beautiful

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At least it wasn't a loss...

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>>19565509
What were the numbers again? 3 out of 32 matches were draws last time? Surely draws could never happen

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NEW AGGIE FOR THE WEEKEND IS UP!
https://aggie.io/bbp9_wmg_m
All skill levels welcomed! You can come and draw or just hang around!

>Why the aggie?
The main purpose of the aggie is to create fun /nasfaq/ and hololive related OC!
>Until when?
Aggie starts at 4:00PM Server Time and will be open until Monday, 9:00AM Server Time, Drawing until Thursday or until it's done
>But I'm terrible at drawing
So am I! Doesn't matter, what you draw will be full of SOVL, and we love sovl! Worst case, just hang around and talk!
>But I want to stay anonymous!
You get an anonymous name by default. Don't change it, don't say anything even, if you don't want to.
>But I hate all of you!
I hate you too! Get in there!

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>>19565509
It was entertaining, I greatly appreciated the aggression of the team

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>>19565557
We were the first draw of the tournament on our first game last time as well.

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Impromptu Ina bet
Will Ina kill Margit this Elden Ring stream?
https://nasfaq.biz/betting/0abc1da7-2a00-474f-ac72-58285e993987
17m to bet

>> No.19566487

>>19565637
is avarice the new josei now, last time there was a paper bag hooman with cum in his ears and standing in piss, now its wearing a bikini with a womb tattoo and heart eyes

>> No.19566510

>>19566487
avarice is doing it himself, josei was done by others

>> No.19566555

>>19566487
>>19566510
fuck you fags it's not meant to be me

>> No.19566585

>>19566217
I beleb on my priestess

>> No.19566605

>>19566510
god what a slut, L is lucky

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>>19566217
betting is cringe but my priestess will win

>> No.19567138

>/tsun/ still OP
Match 7 paid out.

>> No.19568296

>super mega intense hot lovemaking procreative marital sexual intercourse in mating press position, deep unprotected nakadashi with leg locking and shared orgasm and post-coital cuddling and handholding with Ina.

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>0/7 so far on /vt/ league betting

>> No.19569578

>>19568564
Anon how did you manage to get them all wrong

>> No.19570450

Test Results from a practice run of the League.
https://litter.catbox.moe/txaegv.txt
Use this information as you wish.

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>>19568296
super mega intense hot lovemaking procreative marital sexual intercourse in mating press position, deep unprotected nakadashi with leg locking and shared orgasm and post-coital cuddling and handholding with giant plushie Rosemi

>> No.19571166

>>19566645
>lab coats
Sex.

>> No.19571251

>missed the divegrass again
goddamnit

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>>19571251
https://implying.fun/vtl2/

>> No.19571817

All bets should now be distributed. If you need anything from the bets, you have a little over an hour before I archive today's matches and set up tomorrow's.

Hope everyone had fun! There will be a report on the gambling later, likely included with Numbers Review. If you have feedback regarding the booking of the betting pools, let me know now. I know a few people were annoyed that bets closed when the event opened, but that was mainly done to prevent match pacing from fucking up the bets and forcing them to be closed early.

>> No.19571954

>>19571817
I had no problem about the event being closed because I already betted on them hours before but maybe close each match an hour before their match. Like, not all match closing at the same times
tipsy engrish pls andastd

>> No.19572064

https://implying.fun/video/vtl2/2022-03-04/2/?t=3:30:29.0 the celebration after this goal is great

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0/9 correct woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Hello!
I come with a useless report for you!

Here are the holders of ranks 20, 50, 100, and 200 and those in their vicinity!

The divvies are soon here! These few hours are your last chance to empty out on liquid before the dividends are paid!
Remember to take care of yourself anon! Physical and mental health are very important!

>> No.19572329

>>19572309
bread...

>> No.19572422

>>19572309
bread...

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>> No.19572507

>>19572064
The fact that just a few minutes before some people were asking for dansaa's head on a spike makes it extra funny for me. That goal turned that sentiment around real quick

>> No.19573250

wew. at least i break even with these bets.

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>>19566217
Ina beat him, as expected

>> No.19574389

19th hour, enjoy, etc.

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W̶̹͙̤̭͘Ȩ̸̗͔͉͓̜͠L̷̡͈̙̺̗̬͚̺̼C̡̺̙͉̥͙O̭̜͙̪̯̟̞͝M͙͙̰͎͘͝E̦̜͖͔̦͇͘ ̨̘̥̘̼͕̗̣ͅ-̸̣͓͔-̛͇͖͍̙͖͚ͅ ̣͉͕̩̳̩̫́T̷̜̤̤͖͚̮O̙̱̮̭̞̺͇͝ ̻̝͇̻̘̙H̛̗͉͓͔̟͓̻̯͟O̢̠̪̙̖͜ͅͅU͈̜͈̝̜̙̥̮̖͝R̛̭̗̘ͅ ̧̦̭̫̩͜N̴̤Ḭ͙̘̗̺̗N̷̛̺̙̣̝̻͕͡È̶̬̫̦̦̮͙̦̮T̷̟̳̤͔͇̠͖͝È͓̙̼͖̬̰͟ͅE̟͎̝͙͖̥N̢̧̝̭͕̯̪͢
̗̝̻̺̙̳̘͝͝ͅH̴̻͉̪̦͚̭͘͠O̸̡̩̤̘U̴͈͕̯͠R̭͔̥̱̖͖̕ ̧͎͇̼̯͇͠͝N̮̹̮͚͠I̖̗N̵̸͎̖̩̦̱̙̹͜E̛̺̼̗̰̭̰ͅT̪̤̬́Ẹ̩̦̯͔̟͠E̡̡̛̙͖̝̪ͅN̛̟̫͖̩̟̖͖.̭̱̪̘̫͓̜̕.̨̳̟̮̘̼̤.͉͍͖̗
̞̗̩̠͚̝͠T̳͚H̸̡̼̞E̢̪͈̞̩͔͖̩̫̼.̵̬̣̜̣͚̥.͕̟͓̺ͅ.̘̠̠̫̰̰̦͕ ̱͔̰͖̫͟N̡̹͎̤͇̰̘̻͍I̸̮̗͙̦N̜̳͖̼̺͓̹̯Ḛ̵̭̹͟Ț̴͎̬͢E̖͍̳̕E̦͇͘͢͞Ņ̶̨̭̻̞T͍̞̝̼H̠̦́͜ ͔͙H̶̨͔̭͔̠̭̙͇ͅO̯͍͓͍̣̙̻̞U͕̺R̷̠̦͎̗͓̳̭̰͟
͓̠̠͈̕I̡̧̮̟͈̳T̷̢͉͍͈̣͓̳͇̙͞ͅ'̦̙̳̞̖̫̖̟̗͜S̨͙ ̰͍̞N̮̺̩͈͚̬̞͘O̗͎͍͍̰͘͢T̖ ̸̳̜̯T̰͚̭H̴̩͎̱̼̤̠͜Ẹ̴͇͍̝̘̤͠͝ ̣͔̻̼͟Ś͍͇̤͈̯̖̰͜È̛͎V̶̘̩̮͕͕̘̼Ȩ̶̧͇N̠͢ͅT͖̰E̳̖̘̭͢E̳͈̦̣̝͇̞̦N̵̘̮͉̰̻̳͖͘T̵̨͈̞̹͎͚̜̻̺͝Ḩ̩̣ ̯̺̙H̷̗O̜͓͉̮͖̱̬͎U̷̻̰̟ͅR̮͇̘̰̯͍͈͝
̷̩͔̖͈͢Í͙̮̞̦͔̰̥̖̬́͡T̷͖̻͈͍͈̙͔͇'͚͖̣S̙̯̖̯̰̙ ̠̣̝̫̜̕͠N̨̝͓Ó̜T̷̰͔̬̦̙̹̜̹̕͝ ̰͖T̴̰͞ͅH̨̛̗̘̰Ę̟̬̰̪̫̬̝̠͟.̸̡̜͓̬.̙͎̩͝ͅ.̵̬̼͙̘̜̫͝͝ͅ ̷͉̟N̜͓͔̘͇̠̞͡I̶̩͖̠̩͡ͅN̶̵̨̮͇̖̞̺̗̮T̤̳̀H̢̞̻̳̫̭ ̵̤͇̟̙̦̖͓́H̢͎̳́O͕̩̯͞U̢̮̹̬̠Ṛ͘
̛̝̳̳̥͜I͎̱̳̩̯̳̥͇T̡̟̭̖̙̼͜͠'̡̛̦̞̝͚̖͕͓ͅS̛̺͎̖̺̩ͅ ̯̙̜͈͇H̴̼̩̼̘͓̳O̟͇̱͓̦̯̯͟Ư̷͎̜̦͎̯̫̪͇ͅR̡͓͉̱͚̬̭͎̱͝ ͎̙̗̖̙̞N̻̺̞͉͞Ḭ̦̯̥̼͟N̴̥̠͕͚̜͠E̴͙̜T̟͓̹͉͓̤̜͘͢͢ͅE̡̩͙̜Ȩ̢͙̮N̸̟̮̞̖̭̺͎̩̕
͇͖̝̦̫O̧̤N̥͇̘̬̯͢͠Ḛ̴̘̜͙̤̱̟́.͖̟͉͡.̴̢̞̝͉͝.̫̯͓̪͕ ͎̙͎͚̩͜N͖͖̗͘Ì̡͇̙͍͈̟̱̠N̛̥ͅE̢̛̟̘͔͈.̩͉.̣͙̮̣͕̰͞.͇̰͈̤̬
̨̼͎̠A̧͍̠̠̤͢͝ ̳̰̺̘̺͙̘V̴̦̙͚̯̺͇̯̙̕Ę̶͇̹͈͍̭͢ͅR̤̬̞̥Ỳ͚͔̳̻̝͕̮͠.̶͍͙͕̳ͅ.̵͖̯̘̙̠̞̙͡.̳̼͖̥͍̜͡ ̷̭̣̺̫͝S̩͇̼͜P̴̮̘͍̖͝͞ͅE̶̢̜̞̬̦̫̜͟C͇̥͡I̡̝A̢͕͉̥̕͢ͅͅL̳̫̹̘͓̭͝ ̦̯́H̵̰̳̠̺͙͖O̢͚͇̠̹̪ͅU̷̢͍̰̠͉͕̣̠ͅŖ̸̫̺̞̰̼͍̕
̧͔̼̱I̶̝̩͈̖̖̫̝͖̗Ṋ͉͝ ̸̡̙̦̙T̷͈͈͔̜͕́H̷̪̞̞̞̹͈̣͞A̧̯̮̩͉̰̻̦̤ͅŢ̡͓̳͎͓̩̦̫̘,̢̥̺̺ ̴̙̭̻̩̫̻͇̮H̶̛̩̞O̡̪̟͈̻̳͘͞U̢̘͓͉̘R̶͎̤̬̱̣͙̬͍ ̯̩̖͙̺͞N̷͉̺̙̠̖͍̳͡I̶̬̖͔͞Ṇ̠̼̺͜E͙͙Ţ̧̮̺̳͙ͅE͚̪̪̞̹̤ͅE̪̠̣̝ͅŅ̺̥̜̗̞͙,̥͉̀́ ̢͚̺͟Í̩̦̹͍̱̮̠S̜͙͓̣͇͎̺̭͜ͅ ̢̛͔̜̘̦̯̟͟T̼̟̳̥̗H̨̡̪E̠̦̹̳̘̭̰ ͕̦̮̱͕̣̭N̛͓̰̤̗̱̮͡Į͇Ń̢̺̝̣̟͉̥͟ͅḚ̴̛͔̙̩̜͞T͚̪͇͉̙͟ͅE̡̝͈͔̟̱̱̦̖͢E̴͎̯N̥̞͚̬͚͢͢T̶̛̬̳͞ͅH̛̫͚ ̶̠̟͇̦̦̗̝H̴̰͈̣̺̹̩̝̭͠O̷̼̜̜U̵̦̣̙̙̦̦̦R̮͍̖̞͔͠,̤̦̫ ̨̪̯̬̰͎̤͟ͅN̬̫̘̬͚͖̦͟O̵̯͓̕T͚̰͈͍͕̥̝͠.̵͉̟̼͙̞̫.̴̘̥.̟͓̝̭̯̞̤͞ ̵̬̠͖͇͈͎͍̱͓͜A̧̙̗͕Ń͇̫̠̭̮͕̯͟ͅY̙̥̼̥ ̧̜͍́Ó̴͓̞̳̜T̵͔̮̗̩̬̭͠H̶̬̝͚ͅÉ͚͈̜̺̥R̶̡̮̪̪͡ ̧̡̝̦̯͚̪̣͎͞H̙̖̘͠ͅO͕̮̜̫̫̥̰̪͝U̶̡̳̩̱͓̟R̞̰̺
̨͓͠V̦̺̫̫͓͚́͜E͉̱͍̪̪̱͔̞͜͠R̷̛͓̗͕̮̪Y̶͖̪̻͎̭̞̭ͅ ̵̡̰̰͇̭͢F̧̩̩̺̳E̴̘ͅW̫̱̦̯̦͜ ̷̫͍̺̺H̖̤̯̫O̡͕̱͚̜̙̺Ư̫R͚͍͔͈̺S͙̘̯͙͔͚͕̬ ͓͕C͉͉̰̺̗̮A̸̹̦̠͙̙̣͎̯N̬̰ ̴͎̭̳̥̱̻̻C̳̞̙͚͖L̶͕̦̝͈̱̩͞Ḁ̫͉̣̝͕̩̟́I̛̩͈̘̼͇M̶̭̜͙̀͞ ̡̛͈͕̯̱̜̼͎͙̀T̬̞̙̺̤̟͘Ơ͔̱͎̳̻͟ ̵̗͚̳͟B͉̬͓E̘̻̱̦͝ͅ ̺̪̙̰̺͝T͉̞̬͖̟̜͎͔͡͞͞H̡̦̪̫̣͎̻̀̕E̶̹̣̤̯̘͕ ̛͓̗̬͓̤͘̕Ń̗͓̖̼͢͞I̡͖̜̫̱̫̺N̹̹͙̻̙͢Ẹ̛T̷͕̰̼̦̜̤͉͠E͚͙̪̠̱̕E̡̠͈̬͓͇͎͖̬̘͠Ṋ̱͔͇͓͜T̴̪̟̹̯̰͇̫̩H̵̯ ̥̣̙̹͉̯́̕͠H̘͚̮̮Ǫ̸̸̪̱̹̱͈͕͖̻͓Ú̶̟̥̯͙̦̥R̵̭̹̪
͈̼̭͇T̵̗̹̼̺͖̕H̙̥̗͞I̡̙̪̳̞̗̳͈̺͞S͎̪̤̟ ̘̭͚̙̪̼̰́͠H͎̠̝̀O͙͕̮̯̙U̗͢Ŗ̵͚̼̻̘͓͔͓ͅ.̶̢̝̩͎̹̗͡.̶̤.͚̭̖̟̪̳ ̹͈̗I̩̻S̵̷̺̙͠ ̬̻̱̘O̼͘̕͜N̵͖̱̖̮͟E̶̝̬͕̰͕̰͜ ̡̘̺͇̩̮̻͟Ó͚̟͝F̷̵̢͇͉̝̙̱̹̜̩ ̡̼͙̮͙T̩͓͎͠Ḩ̬͇̮͉̝͚̀O̙͉S͖̞̭̀E̵̛̬̻̮͎͓ ̨̺̫̠̤̹͎̯͘H̷̬̤͡O̺͖͞U̱̫̥͈̼̻͇̭͘͝R̛̥̦͝S̨̙͇̼̺͚̹̰͝
̷̤͙̞̜͘A̧̻̱͓N͉̹̠̫͝D͓͖̯̗̘̹̮̬͠ ͕̖̙̦̦͠ͅA͚̯̻̪̱̕ͅS̹͓̟ ̵̨̮̩W̷̮̬̤̞̥͉̬E̬͎ ̶̛̹̯S̶̢̯̘̝̼͔͘I̷̻͖͓̱͚T͇̞́ ̧̹̝̠̖̝̫̠̞͍͜H̨̹͙͜E̼͓̪̰R̸͇͓̬͔̘̀̕E̗̰͖͔͍̗̠̝͟,̷̞͓̰̤̺̰ ̸̶̱̺̩̮͡É̛̺͙̭̞Ǹ̙̣̭̫͙̞̻̙J͈̫̗̰̻O̤̱̜̟̳̗̼̞Y̵̸̯̰̳̼̩I̷̹̤͍̰͍̮̠N̷̗̱̹͠G̵̘̭̖̮͉̮̮͘ ̠̮͍̟͜Ţ̘Ḫ̠̘͙I̢̻Ś̛̞̠̬͍͍̪̦͉ ̴̤̣̰̼̠͡H̜̟̤͓͎̞̣̝̀O̷͉̤̮̯̟̕ͅU͕R̴̺̞͖̫̕͞ͅ,̤̀ ̡͎̼̻͖͓͠ͅT̙̟ͅH̟̀E͎͖̭͎̩̗ ̺̬̖̦͟ͅN̶̠̗͚̬͎̼̹̹̕͢I̺͕̗͉̭͍͝N̷͍̜͈̹͇̹̮̦͟Ę̭̙͙T̴͍E̢̦̱̠̦̙̼̙͜È̘̘̞N͉̱̦͓̹͇T̨͇̤H̹̖̺̤̫̪́ ̬̥͠ͅH͔̬̣̤̟̰͢Ò̥̪͕̪̝̱͜U̺̥̩͚̗̖͎̱R̞̪̀,̡͇̗̻̫̺͉͕͞ ̸̦̰͙͙̯̕͞Ḽ̤̭͙E̶̴̥̣̻͍̰͝T̞̙'̴̧̤͙͟S̶̼̖̭ ̴̠̳̼Ş̵͚͎͚̥͕͉͍͉̻P̬̙̮͇͔Á̠̱̭̹̩̙R̵̩͚͜͝Ȩ̸̱̪͡ ̧͉̮̝̜A̫̖͟ ͖̯̫͍́M̵̷̙͔̫͙̺̤̠͢O̙̖͘͞M̛͔̹̣͈̣͙̘E͙̣Ń̥̙̙̹͓̕Ţ̮̠̤̱͎̰͢,̺̙̭̬̙͚̳͚͡ ̣̬͈̟͍̼́T̺̞Ò̖͔̝̞̘̜ ̯͕̺͍T̝̻̜̮̞̕͜͠H̴͎̟̬̕͡I̢͚͎̰N̢͎̦̱̬̖͔̰̙͉K͓͟ ̭͟͠Ò̵̸͉F̧͎͖̗̺̺͙͎ ̙̼͎̻̪̱͇T̹̤H̠̼̻̟̹̝͟O̭̘͠S̻͕̻̭͡E͇̩̫̮ ̛̥̦͇̱̝͇̻̖H̭̥̝̀Ơ͔͎Ṷ̙͞R͙̭͙̖S̵̡̗͔̳̦͉ ̷̛͕̳͉͟T͍̞͚̫̭͍̙͕̘͟H̙̝̼̫̰͙̗͈A͎̝͔̬͡T͍͖͖̰͍ͅ ̵̢͖͔̯͉̬͇A͎̤͔̻̝͕̻̰̻Ṟ̡̛̥͚̭̬̗͓͖E͉͍̥͟͝N̵̢̤̞̪̜'̷̵͙̞͙͕̳T̼͇̳ ̜̖̞͖͘Q̨̘̖̙͟U̞̬͎͎̠͍͢͠ͅͅĮ̸̝͘T̞͜E̬͍͕͙͍̕͞ ̶͙͜T͔̼̗̰̪̭̣͕̙͢H̵̙͞ͅE̗̣̳̮̫̫ ̝̫͔̞N̶̸͍͚̣̜̟̠͖͇͎I̧͎̠̬͕͕̟̬N̴̸͕̞͍̜̳̫͚̙E̘̻̳̺͓̙̪͡ͅT̵͖͍̰̥͍͙̤̀E̴̦È̛̯̝͍ͅN̞̟͈T̥̣̙̺͉͔̦̪̤H̹̻̼̫͎͘ ̸̡̙͖H̥̖́͜O̧̗͎̞͚̘Ú̘̩̺͈̗̮͚̻R̸̠̳͉̭̀
̴͍̰̹͍̙̠H̳̯̮͖̻̕O͕U̵͚̫̫͔R̵̨͈̭̯̮̤͈̪̤ ̝̳̘̭̪͡E̷̡͚̼̩̻̯̠̺̦̕I̢͖̥͚̥͟G̶̫̜̟̩͍̦̤͘H̻̖̙͕̜͜T͍̳͝͞Ḙ̟͙̦̜͓̻̥͢E͉̥̗N̢̼͍.̶̝̫.͓̻͍̯̟̩̹.̵̗̦̫̜̕̕ ̡̫̯̠̰͉̹̮̭̼͟͟A͚͖̺̠̦͔̣̦N͙̞̞͕̞͈͍D̷̨̧͔̮̜̟͓̰̘ ̼͙̘̝̳̯͡ͅH̳̰͖͎͔͡͠O̠͍̟͎̰Ų͓͕͞R̞̟͘ ͉̬̖̀͠ͅṰ̼͙͕̖̜͠͝W̯̯̮̭͎͘E̷͓̼̠̝͢͡N̶͓̜̳͚͖̙͉̘T͙̣͚̝̝Y̧̦͓̰̠͈̤
̮̝̤̦̭̺͠
̢̭̘͘͡W̵͍͖̞̣̜͖̩E͔̭͚͚͍̥͟Ḷ̯̭̮͖͡C̢̩͉̫͔̱̫͎̗̤O̵̭̰̭̰͓̮̤̕̕M̘Ȩ̴̘̺̞̘̮͍̖͚ ̷͓̭̤̺͇͔͘T̹͕̯O̷̵̼̜͎ ̖̯̟͈̰̗̱͝T̤͉̯H̷̱̤̖̳͇̀E͙̺̠ ̛̦̠̟͖̞̗͚̦͡͡N̨̢̖I̤͠N͈̘͙̫̝̟ͅE̸͇̟̞͕͢T̢̺̳̻͘È͔̖̗̻̹̳̮͈͠E̴̢͙̭͙͠N̺̠͔̼̺̭̙T̡̖̠̤̹̱͝H̟̭̤̬͙̜̳́ ̷͙̰̟̼͞H͖̦̺̮̪̳̝̦O̧̫̪͖̝̰U̸̬̯̟̬͘Ŗ̳̬͈̻͔̮!̧̛̣̪ͅ

>> No.19574435
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>>19574389
forgor imager

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>>19574389
>>19574392

>> No.19575659
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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 16,012,046, a 0.83% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 258,259. There are 25 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 1,344,332 shares, or 8.4% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 37,828 shares, or 0.24% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 41):
>AZKi :: +4.3%
>Chloe :: +3.9%
>Koyori :: +3.4%
>Ui :: +3.3%
>Nachoneko :: +3.1%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 21):
>Pochimaru :: -7.5%
>Iroha :: -3.6%
>Nene :: -3.2%
>Laplus :: -2.7%
>Roboco :: -2.3%

1 coin (Nana) had a net 0% change in volume today.
24 other coins had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $181,337.99, which is an increase of 2.02% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $361,799,431,250.28, which is an increase of 2.03% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $22,595.45. A total of 17 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $34,904,545,244.36 in total market value, or 9.65% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $295,428,860.16 in total market value, or 0.08% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 34):
>Pochimaru :: +38.8%
>Roboco :: +38%
>Ina'nis :: +31.5%
>Lamy :: +29.9%
>Korone :: +19.4%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 28):
>Rushia :: -25.2%
>Pekora :: -22.6%
>Suisei :: -15.4%
>Noel :: -13.7%
>Flare :: -12%

19 coins (Kiara, Mel, Moona, Marine, Baelz, Sana, Subaru, Shion, Aqua, Civia, Reine, Coco, Nana, Amelia, Ayame, Melfissa, HLuna, Nabi, Fubuki) had a sub-1% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $301,136,647, which is an increase of 30.4% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $494,734,898.82 today, an increase of 52.6% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 26):
>Mel :: +25%
>Fubuki :: +16.6%
>Iofi :: +4.3%
>Baelz :: +3.2%
>Mio :: +2.4%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>2 coins (Civia, Gura) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>12 coins (Hololive, Miko, Towa, Marine, Korone, Aqua, Okayu, Botan, Kanata, Shion, Risu, Iofi) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>1 coin (Ayame) adjusted green, but is now below their pre-adjustment value.
>47 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Pekora :: $833.98 Up
>Calliope :: $554.34 Up
>Ina'nis :: $378.26 Down
>Suisei :: $352.04 Up
>Flare :: $337.21 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Nana :: $0.64 Up
>Coco :: $6.03 Up
>Aki :: $6.25 Up
>Iofi :: $8.17 Up
>Melfissa :: $8.65 Down

Overall Average movement was $46.05 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $114.46 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$135.03 per hour.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

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Let's go over the gambling data for today's /vt/ league 2 bets. Most of the data is in pic related, but there's some additional details not included.

A total of 472 bets were placed today by 59 unique gamblers. This is an average of 8 wagers per unique user.
The sum of all bets was $744,585,612. This puts the overall average wager at $1,577,511.89.
A total of $446,621,098 was won by players today. 59.98% of all bets were lost.

New wagers will go up shortly. These will be scheduled to close THIRTY MINUTES (30) before their scheduled time on the green. If a match somehow starts even earlier, betting will be closed when the match starts. Please feel free to distribute this information to other threads, as it seems like we had a pretty good turnout today.

>> No.19577993

>>19577759
The numbers are in, the data is unequivocal, the results are clear: gambling is cringe

>> No.19579717

>>19577993
All vtuber-related content is cringe; of course this is also cringe.

>> No.19581770

Can you guys stop posting so quickly? I'm trying to keep up.

>> No.19582160
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i need this div i am in super crab mode right now

>> No.19582408

>>19582160
i bleb 6 leter

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>>19582160
Have you tried going red?

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>> No.19588794
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gonna make it

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Divies, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Ohhhhhh moneyui. This is acceptable. Ish.

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>I forgot 3.0x DPI enabled
oh well

>> No.19591964

>>19591613
buy rushia

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>>19591964

>> No.19592150

>$140m in divs
>I'm still spending the last 2 weeks' worth
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.19592335

>>19591613
subaru and marine fell off

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2 billion in superchats and about 10k to go.
Should be a fun week of selling for me.

>> No.19592471

>>19592335
subaru is in hiatus

>> No.19592533

>>19591613
Good coin doko...

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>>19592335
There's a clear boundary for that. Still not completely shitcoins.

>> No.19592748 [DELETED] 

>>19592561
why marine is the boundary? she's literally on the lower half of the chart

>> No.19592824

>>19592748
you are the type of person who watches otakmori clips

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>>19592748
>why marine is the boundary?
She isn't?

>> No.19592924
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>>19592748
>[Deleted]

>> No.19593178

>>19592824
how do i get 4chanX to recognise rozen arcana instead of nyafuu now its dead, updating it didnt work

>> No.19593342

where aggie

>> No.19593360
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19593360

>>19593178
oh i found it , you need to change these values

>> No.19593379

>>19593342
see >>19565637

>> No.19594086 [SPOILER] 
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>>19574392
Warning: Large Image Ahead
Good evening, welcome to the News Hour. This is your NASFAQ Market Report for Friday, March 4th

>> No.19594645

>>19594086
>1 MB
liar

>> No.19594719

>>19594086
that is one persistent demand spike for moona keeping up dip after dip

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>>19594645
>, 6720x4320
>Large
Checks out. That is large.
Motherfucker I can't post the uncompressed screenshots as-is anymore, they're too big. https://pngquant.org/ or bust.

>> No.19596441
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19596441

Sorry if I delayed it for a long time, but finally got the 3k and funny 3s milestones!!! I'm currently at 3500.

>> No.19596862
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19596862

>>19596441
And my edit I forgot to put

>> No.19596993

>>19596441
>>19596862
conglatyulasyon!

>> No.19597089

>>19596862
>namefags with VOID glasses
>but only to shill and love their oshi
you're weird but I like you. I hope you get to breed a nip hag of your own someday.

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aggieniggers

>> No.19597300

>>19597245
>he can't read this
i guess you're just not in the clique

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>>19597245

>> No.19597709

>>19596441
I hate pooh almost as much as I hate taiga, mother fuckers have no idea how good they have it.

>> No.19597885

>>19597300
>>19597701
none of you even grasped the situation

>> No.19598362

>>19597245
>Banishing random fucks to The Void.

>> No.19602270

live

>> No.19603841
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19603841

Never forgor what they took from you

>> No.19604238

>>19603841
honk please it's time for the great crash of 2022

>> No.19604456
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19604456

>>19604238
>the great reset

>> No.19604513

>>19603841
This was fun with more volatility. PnD broke everything though.

>> No.19604574

>>19604456
LVTOM

>> No.19604598

>>19604513
pnd with today resources will be fun, i miss those day wherein im stalking recent history.

>> No.19606148

Here's a betting strategy for you, nasfaq.
>check https://un28b0.csb.app/
>see, who lost the most
>bet against them
>???
>Profit!

>> No.19606360

Reset with limited coin shares, nerfed divs, coins dont appear and disappear from the void, player to player coin trade and server side trader.

>> No.19607098

>>19606360
resetting will just kill the game more but go off

>> No.19609071

>>19606148
Not much people is betting anymore

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