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19541878 No.19541878 [Reply] [Original]

So, you say you couldn't have committed the crime because you were watching a Sana stream when it happened.
...What Sana stream?

>> No.19541903

T-the member only stream officer...

>> No.19541967

This read like a female version of columbo with mid level engrish in my head

>> No.19542049

...fuck

>> No.19542122

>>19541967
*Subaru's voice*
Oh wan moa ting!

>> No.19542179

>>19542122
I can hear it.

>> No.19542206
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>> No.19542247

>>19542122
well i just learned my mind can recreate the sound of shubaru english lmao

>> No.19542273
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The Sana stream that happened right after the Ayame stream, officer.

>> No.19542357

>>19542122
He said Columbo, not Jackie Chan's uncle.

>> No.19542382
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>>19541878
best thread on this board right now

>> No.19542400

>>19542357
Colombo and Nintendo all rolled into one.

>> No.19542491

You're very observant, lieutenant.

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>>19541878
>big chair turns around
>shadowy figure sitting in it begins to speak
You just had to keep sniffing about. You couldn't drop it, could you?
>she gets up and you clearly see it's... Minato Aqua!?
Surprised? Yep, it was me.
Do you really think anyone else could have gotten away with it for so long?
>she lights a cigarette, takes a long puff and there's a pause before she exhales
...You don't even get it. You have no idea what you've gotten yourself info. Do you even begin to comprehend how difficult it is to always act like a drooling retard, to keep up your charade every hour of every single day? I have spent years, no, decades to get where I am now.
Rushia? Well, just like you, she was on my case. I knew she smelled something was wrong at dance practice at the end of last year. She asked too many questions... she had gotten suspicious. Yeah, I had to get rid of her. It wasn't hard to frame her and set up to be honest, she's a real ditz. Poor girl, no one will ever believe her again.
>flings the cig away, opens the drawer of her desk and brings forth a gun
Naturally I can't let you leave now that you know... What a shame, I almost enjoyed the chase... but this is where it all ends for you, my dear Subaru.

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