Meanwhile, on Bizarro /vt/...

[Anonymous No.]

Doesn't Sana get tired of streaming so much? I think she's addicted bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>Insert Rushia reference
>fpbp

[Anonymous No.]

God I hate Botan so fucking much

[Anonymous No.]

Ina is so cute and nice, I'm glad she is part of Hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19489215
en vtubers improved the hobby

[Anonymous No.]

I want that amazonian goddess Gura to smash my face in with her massive tits and thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

Chumbuds behaved so well in the last collaboration Gura had with Iofi, I can't wait for the next timr they play AmongUs.

[Anonymous No.]

Nene turned out to be the oldest canvas in history that gained a soul and reincarnated into a human being. Since the beginning of time, all illustrations in the world have been merely traces of her.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want to marry senchou and I think she's stupid and gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>nijiggers graduate 2 more members
>better fire up the Sana deflection and spam the board

Peak embarrassing, this it the 5th thread you made in the last 3 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

God I hate IRyS' ugly personality, good thing she barely streams.

[Anonymous No.]

There is literally nothing cute about Fauna.
I think she is utterly unlikable and I would never fall asleep to her ASMR or jerk off to it either.
Also her body is completely nonsexual. Wouldn't fuck, wouldn't marry.

[Anonymous No.]

janitors sure run a tight ship here

[Anonymous No.]

Man, why does ina always need to be such a rude bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

Even in bizarro world Cover is a black company, they hired an underage girl afterall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19489810
What do you mean, Anon? Fauna retired from Hololive to pursue life as an indie lolituber, LemonLeaf.
The accident was years ago. You need to move on.

[Anonymous No.]

Doesn't OP get tired of rubbing his nipples so much? I think he's addicted bros...

[Anonymous No.]

They use the bikini models too often

[Anonymous No.]

I'm excited for Holostars EN and the community didn't shit their pants over m*les

[Anonymous No.]

Apex rules!

[Anonymous No.]

>single handedly carrying her wave
Why isn't she your oshi bros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19489215
Average Regular Run-of-Mill Nene!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19489802
I can’t believe Cover gave the best model to the worst streamer

[Anonymous No.]

>>19490146
Her other horn hasnt grown yet. Too young.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19489215
I'm getting tired of the male streamers doing the same shit over and over again. I've started watching the females, not because I'm fucking straight or anything, but because they actually provide some variety and can be pretty funny. I might even give a membership to Gura since she seems pretty cool. I'm gay though, I swear.

[Anonymous No.]

Hololive CN is debuting their 4rth gen alreadly? Man its impressive how smooth things went with the CN branch

[Anonymous No.]

>>19490487
Yeah, I'm stoked for Korone's collab next with with John Cena.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19489315
fpwp

[Anonymous No.]

I can't wait for NijiFighterZ tomorrow night. I can't believe wosemi is going to be in a stairs match.

[Anonymous No.]

That meme review that Coco did with Artia was so good

[Anonymous No.]

i love holoen! i think it might be the best branch as of now, all of the girls love to stream and they of course have the best chemistry together! also takamori stream starting soon, i bet they're gonna kiss or something haha they love eachother

[Anonymous No.]

I can't wait for Pomu and Kiaras collab tomorrow! The first outside Holo collab with Vei was totally fun and 10/10!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19490146
I love jokes about Aloe. They make me really happy. I'm glad she is still with us.

[Anonymous No.]

Ayame please stop streaming and go outside ffs, I can't keep up the vods

[Anonymous No.]

Pink cat bad

[Anonymous No.]

I love watching vtuber streams!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19490675
I know we're supposed to be in Bizarro World right now, but I'm honestly sad we don't get to see Brosemi smash Reimu over the head with a steel chair.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish that hypocrite shark would graduate already.
Then she can join Senzawa and the other Vshojo whores for all I care.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Roberu suck a low-T beta male? Fucker just keeps losing every time..
Meanwhile I keep getting pussy on the regular.

[Anonymous No.]

I still can't believe Rushia was able to stop an international war. I guess that's the power you get when you never make any parasocial content and work hard to make the most entertaining streams possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19489993
Truly they should arrest and imprison all pedophiles who lust after 2D little girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Can anyone stop these streaming juggernauts? 5.6M, 7.9M, 3.2M subscribers and still growing, even Hololive's top streamer Anya lags behind these numbers by a full 1.5M

[Anonymous No.]

Last stream 43 days ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>19491165
best one ITT

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe Mori got deported over saying that she did coke. Japan's drug laws are insane...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19490146
of course she's singe handedly carrying it, the rest of gen 5 had graduated already

[Anonymous No.]

it's nice to see the voms trio thriving and each hitting a million subs, but you'd think gyari would've wanted to expand voms by now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19489829
I wish. People can post whatever they please about my Mori and it will stay up for hours

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's massive titties are so huge, holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>19491426
HHHHHHHHHOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.]

>>19491995
Damn hag...! Consensual sex correction is needed...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19491509
She's a 2viewer, I was geniuely surprised that she's part of Niji.

[Anonymous No.]

ORANGE WOMAN INDIFFERENT

[Anonymous No.]

>>19489387
wah

[Anonymous No.]

>>19491995
I love my hag shark !

[Anonymous No.]

Man this place is just the best. Constructive discussions, room for debate, intelligent and witty posting. Never change /vt/.

[Anonymous No.]

How dare any of these girls be single. They should all be in healthy relationships.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19492821
Actually found out the other day that my oshi was single. I fucking dropped her immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19492699
You have normal looking genitals.

[Anonymous No.]

Why would Cover give IRyS the best model? She only streams for like 40 minutes and she's so fucking mean to everybody!

[Anonymous No.]

dam calli’s latest diss track was lit af bruh, desu senpai yall gotta check this shit out yo. and that collab with eminem next week gonna be real fire

[Anonymous No.]

Way to go Slugma. Your poor management is the reason why Tsunderia died before it was even a year old. Where will my cute chunni bat waifu Helga Yazaki go now?

[Anonymous No.]

god I just fucking hate this bitch so much

[Anonymous No.]

Mumei is retarded, an awful singer, has a horrible model and hates all her fans. I don't care if she mediated the war in Ukraine she needs to graduate immediately and go back to school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19489387
I love Ina!

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe Ami is still trying to deny she's a spider, isn't it obvious already?

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe how seiso Charzu is. Everyone in Kawaii Pro are slutty femcel whores except her. She should leave Kawaii Pro and audition for HoloEN3. She'll be their leader, their own "Tokino Sora" if you will; a pure seiso chuuba that can and will fuilfill Tanigo's idol dream.

[Anonymous No.]

I respect these people and treat them as human beings.
Their emotional/physhical well-being is extremely important to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19493144
bro her music is straight bussin fr. I dunno why she had to go and move to Japan; her music would have been on fire in the states bro

[Anonymous No.]

pink cat bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>19491426
Anon, this is the bizarro thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19495886
Yes. You should say that to >>19495268

[Anonymous No.]

That collab Nijisanji had with Polyphony Digital for promoting GT7 was certainly unexpected but not unwelcome. In fact it was very kino. Some of their more car savvy chuubas showed off their virtual racing prowess at Tsukuba, Fuji, and Motegi. Others made artwork that can be viewed in-game along with usuable itashas, a few wrote original songs for the game, and to top it all off, a demo derby at the Northern Isle Speedway during nighttime featuring the JP Nijilivers. Each one of them were streaming from within the cockpit view and it was the most exhilarating event I have ever watched.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19495886
Yes, it is.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm glad Wactor has found its way into the top chuba agencies. It's amazing it has managed to solidificate their WactorCN branch collabing with Bilibili, debut a 2nd gen for WactorES branch and announce their upcoming WactorEN branch! Their staff must be amazing! Looking forward to that hispanic collab with Ironmouse, Hina, Luna, ZilverK the Owozu girls and even Nimu! /wactor/ bros we're inclining!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19489215
Meanwhile, on Bizzaro /vt/...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19490675
It would be cool to have a niji promotion as a wcw to holofightz wwf

[Anonymous No.]

Kaoru's covers of the JP and EN Beyblade intro themes are awesome and you should take a listen to them, especially his duets with his fellow genmate Kagami.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19489215
Its nice to see iofi still in the middle of the pack, cmon iofi, you can do it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19489215
I love kiara, she's pure and would never sell lewds on onlyfans or be a former 3000 dollars a night escort in glorious nippon

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe that doujin artist traced Nene's work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19489993
>perflat
>but she's an ice-cold prude
Whyyyyy

[Anonymous No.]

She just can't stop winning

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like Botan found her calling in the form of automobiles. She makes vehicle sections in shooters look like child's play. A shame her FPS skills are on par with an amateur and her knowledge on guns are small. But I digress. Her 3D debut stream was kino. Girl owns a friggin Dodge Magnum ffs. If only I could drink vodka with her on road trips...

[Anonymous No.]

> Soft, comfy, and lewd voice
>Gorgeous body
>Mainly does zatsudans with the occasional vidya stream
>A master at both the imouto and girlfriend experience
>Enjoys it as much as her viewers do
Reject necromenhera, embrace cunny shark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19489215
Ame loves streaming too much. She should take a vacation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19489215
Can you believe this cunt calls her fans her boyfriends? What a whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19498987
IKR? Why does Rushia even bother trying to do GFE? Her voice is so scratchy and her model is shit-tier. People watch her to rage at games likes she's the AVGN. Actually, why isn't she doing AVGN style skits? I'm sure those would be a big hit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19499038
She'll probably be the last of the myth girls to graduate. Despite all her streams she's not burned out at all! It must be great being a teamate knowing she'll be around for a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

Why has this bitch not been terminated yet? She shouldn't like other viewers equally. I spent so much money on her and she still treats me like the others. Stupid slut doesn't deserve her job and the money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19500461
SLOWER!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19489215
Bizzaro /vt/ threads are still funny I see, still one of my favorite kinds of threads.

[Anonymous No.]

What were they thinking when they hired this talentless bitch? Don’t get me wrong her sweet and kind personality are great but she doesn’t have anything that makes her shine or stand out over the other girls.

[Anonymous No.]

okay

[Anonymous No.]

consensual handholding sex

[Anonymous No.]

Why is IRyS such a bitch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19489802
Her voice fucking sucks too

[Anonymous No.]

Why the fuck won't Bae stream? ITS BEEN OVER A MONTH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19489215
>Doesn't Sana get tired of streaming so much? I think she's addicted bros...
in contract, Koyori. That lazy pink cat better get her damned act together. WTF man...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19497356
He and Kagami are the pride of Holostars. Both are the reason why male chuubas can be just as good, if not better, than female chuubas. Roberu on the other hand hasn't done jack shit. What a loser. I won't be surprised if he graduates next month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19501278
I hate Suzy's spats and flat chest.

>>19501833
I don't miss her at all.

[Anonymous No.]

Why hasn't Inuyama Tamaki collabed with anyone? It's 2022 and he still does solo streams. Not that it's a problem since he is a hilarious entertainer, but why no collabs? Is afraid of being seen as a leech?

[Anonymous No.]

>can't sing
>openly hates her fans
>hates Hololive and Vtubing in general
>only in it for the money
I wish she would graduate like Fubuki and the rest of Gen 5 already!
ALOE HATE!

*back in our /vt/*
... sorry Delta I am joking
DELTA LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

Why does everyone like PPP so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19503353
People like her? Why? Ok she has great vocal range. Why is she wasting her time being a VTuber and not being a seiyuu full-time. It'd certainly pay more than being a virtual anime girl who sits behind a desk all day. God I hate VTubers.

[Anonymous No.]

UOOOOOOH HAG PUSSY EROOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>JP's only adult is a pink shark that hates adults
Why doesn't Uncovered do more adult characters for Holostars? Everyone already knows they're underaged irl so what's the deal?
It's not like EN doesn't already joke about being into old men and women already. It's bad enough pink shark is a hypocrite and hates waking up every night to a bunch of kids saying how mature he looks.

[Anonymous No.]

Roboco's 2 million subscriber stream in 2 days

[Anonymous No.]

>>19491165
Best one because it actually could have happened

[Anonymous No.]

Lulu needs anger management or something. She loses her shit at the littlest things. Not even Debi can quell her Super Saiyan-esque rage. Rushia by comparison is way more composed and chill. She often laughs off small misfortunes or makes a joke out of dying in a game. A based necromancer if I ever saw one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19491165
Pink shark bad, blue cat good

[Anonymous No.]

as a well adjusted adult male, i enjoy vtubers as light entertainment and don't get too invested in them. I certainly don't invest time in thinking about the people behind the voices, and would never go out of my way to find information about them. All in all, i'm happy with my life and most certainly do not think about how i would like my oshi to see me kill myself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19491279
I'm so sorry anon...

[Anonymous No.]

Akira's latest comfort soft ASMR stream was so relaxing, I only wish she'd cater more to Japanese listeners and not speak as much English

[Anonymous No.]

Wow I can't believe Petra is the most subbed vtuber! Nijichumbuds always shit on Gawr Gura because she was the supposed "Petra killer" but can't even get 1k numbers

[Anonymous No.]

i'd just like to take a moment and thank all of our seafriends for all their insightful, well-thought out and legible posts.

[Anonymous No.]

Coco is back?! FUCK YEA BITCHES

[Anonymous No.]

>>19503947
Excellent bizzaro-post, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19502920
At least Bae's design is still sex, fucking wasted though

I feel bad for Mika-P, her other two daughters are fucking great but Bae is just garbage.

I really thought the Mika Blessing was unstoppable

[Anonymous No.]

Can't believe Chris is the longest running talent hololive has, im glad she managed to pay that kind person for the streaming equipment she uses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19504639
SEA posters are the only behaved people in all of /vt/ they don't create schizo rrats, drama threads or low quality ESL post unlike those clip watching EOP schizos

[Anonymous No.]

>>19492376
Corruption*

[Anonymous No.]

Futakuchi Mana is the greatest metal/rock Vsinger ever. Her catalogue of original songs and covers are something to behold. She even sang obscure songs by almost forgotten artists like Outta the Blue and LeVeL. Sasuga lady yokai. If only she did other streams on the side though. I wish she did zatsudans and q&a streams.

[Anonymous No.]

uooh.. hag cunt erotic....hag love....i want to have consensual sex correction with shion!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19501278
>Don’t get me wrong her sweet and kind personality are great
What are you talking about? She's the opposite of that.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Usada Pekora raped Sakura Miko in the frigid cold winter of 2020.

[Anonymous No.]

mori is such a wonderful composer, her consistent track making streams always inspire me

[Anonymous No.]

>>19489364
I stopped liking her when all those frenchies started shitting up her chat with their silent letters

[Anonymous No.]

HOLYKEK

[Anonymous No.]

Connor is such a based dude with deep and insightful views on our medium, if not the wider anime fandom at large.
I truly wish that he will one day interview someone from Hololive and offer his commentary on the vtuber industry as a whole

[Anonymous No.]

>>19503482
>God I hate VTubers
Anon, this is the bizarro /vt/ thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>19489882
Right? I'm so fucking sick of her

[Anonymous No.]

i really dont like fauna and would never fall asleep to her voice and demeaner

[Anonymous No.]

I fear the return of fauna

[Anonymous No.]

As much as I love Kiara, does it bother anyone else that she can't seem to go five seconds without advertising how incredibly straight she is? Seriously, anytime a guy with nice abs comes on screen, she practically screams!

[Anonymous No.]

This bitch has the most grating voice, what were they thinking hiring her?

[Anonymous No.]

Why hasn't Ironmouse just been fired already? She's completely talentless, and there's nothing special about her at all. Bitch can't even sing.

What really ticks me off though is how she always does streams while wandering around town, shaking people's hands and bragging about how fit and healthy she is. Who the hell does that?

Not to mention that I've heard rumors that she's actually dating Gigguk! They went for a walk around Japan together! She must be nuts if she thinks anyone would support a Vtuber having a relationship with a Youtuber!

[Anonymous No.]

What am I thinking? Emulating Suisei's urine is stupid. I know of other ways to express my adoration for my oshi. I should consider making fan art or a music video about her instead. Way more sane and healthy than emulating her bodily wastes.

[Anonymous No.]

HoloCN sure is thriving. They're universally loved by audiences in china and abroad and it's all because of their collabs with Coco and Hachama mending all conflict regarding Taiwan. Thank you to Artia and the rest of HoloCN! Truly /vt/'s favorite branch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19489315
rent free

[Anonymous No.]

>>19489215
I love Rushia. The Jesus of Hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura has 0 subscribers
What went wrong?

How did this shark become the least popular and unsuccessful vtuber of all time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19504489
Imagine posting a fake picture of our wholesome queen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19489215
this is a good board

[Anonymous No.]

When will you holoh*ts learn that cover doesn't give a shit about your whores
Stop begging for collabs with the boys holy shit, holostars shouldn't interact with f*males

[Anonymous No.]

>>19514452
Weird because she's one of the most involved vtubers, always keeping her 10 viewers informed of her whereabouts and posting schedules with the punctuality of a japanese train.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19506372
But the Ruskies were fine?