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>> No.19465725
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i67BoIctAMk

>> No.19465781
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VOD processing is late again

>> No.19465808

I love Gura

>> No.19465840
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>>19465781
it's done now

>> No.19465845
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I'm in love with Gura! I wish she'd hold me.

>> No.19465894
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>>19465845
I can't live with this feel anymore

>> No.19465954 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

>> No.19465972
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>>19465696
Does Gura like the Dukes of Hazzard?

>> No.19466010

is goop goop going to stream tomorrow

>> No.19466106
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>>19465972
I WISH I WERE IN THE LAND OF COTTON
OLD TIMES THERE ARE NOT FORGOTTEN
LOOK AWAY, LOOK AWAY
LOOK AWAY DIXIELAND

>> No.19466123

im fucking losing it boys. I started talking to myself or to my body pillow imagining it's her. We talk about our days and hug. I kiss her and we sleep together. We talk in the morning before I go to work. I listen to her karaoke on repeat. I'm so goddamn lonely. I don't know how to go on.

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>>19466010
yes. goop goop is streaming duolingo japanese and you are going to watch it, or you are going to fucking die.

>> No.19466217
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gosling hours already huh

>> No.19466341
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Feels good chumbies

>> No.19466370

>>19466341
congrats bud!

>> No.19466393

>>19466106
Just two good ol' boys,
Never meaning no harm
Beats all you never saw,
Been in trouble with the law
Since the day they were born
Straightenin' the curves,
Flattenin' the hills
Someday the mountain might get 'em
Bur the law never will
Makin' their way
The only way they know how
That's just a little bit more than the law will allow
Makin' their way
The only way they know how
That's just a little bit more than the law will allow

>> No.19466448
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This whore is sniffing a guy butt. I’m done with her.
I can’t believe you can accept that

>> No.19466485

>>19466448
She's just me...

>> No.19466522

>>19466448
this game looks like shit. It's all gray and brown and ugly

>> No.19466577

im happy gura wants to sniff my butt

>> No.19466654

>>19466522
It's just Dark Souls 4.

>> No.19466667

>>19466522
t. deranged individual who liked No Game No Life’s color palate

>> No.19466784
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i am crazed with lust for this catshark's childlike body

>> No.19466818

>>19466667
I don't know what that game is.

>> No.19466887
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it's gouda btw

>> No.19467012
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>>19466784
Please stay away from children.

>> No.19467021
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chumbuds this is your oshi

>> No.19467024
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Do you guys remember when Gura was fixated with this face? If you didn't, now you do.

>> No.19467049

>>19467024
she called it "the hachacha"

>> No.19467147
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Good girls drink milk before sleeping

>> No.19467185

>>19467147
guras prospects of growing in the chest department are long gone anon..

>> No.19467210

>>19467021
sorta

>> No.19467241

think I might kill myself and do a flip

>> No.19467256

>>19467021
too much slav

>> No.19467287

>>19467021
she's really pretty

>> No.19467471

>>19467021
Not rhombus enough

>> No.19467473

>>19466341
Thanks for bankrolling my entertainment.

>> No.19467564

I noticed Gura has been saying "not like this" a lot, I wonder if it started after the Matrix watchalong

>> No.19467640

Gura is my little dung eater

>> No.19467668
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>>19467185
She can use it to grow her tumny then

>> No.19467675

What a great week and we still had 4 streams to go.
The collab is probably the stream I care the less but I’m still wondering how she will interact with Laplus

>> No.19467749

>>19467675
If it wasn't for the JP's being in the collab I'd be dreading it but pink behaves when she's around them.

>> No.19467797

>>19466522
I presume you haven't played the game, and only saw streamers exploring in the starting area of the game. You still haven't seen the castle, the underground areas, caves, dungeons, and other areas filled with vibrant yet ominous colors. Or maybe, you're just colorblind.

>> No.19467823

>>19467797
My mind was absolutely blown when I first got to the underground city, it's a really pretty area

>> No.19467834
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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.19467873

>>19467147
isnt she lactose intolerant?

>> No.19467889

>>19467797
I have not, so fair enough. I was commenting on that one image, which is obviously unfair to the entire game.
I'm a bit cranky today

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>> No.19469060

>>19468631
Night bud

>> No.19469174
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https://files.catbox.moe/pu73lh.jpg

>> No.19469250 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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>> No.19469347

>>19469250
wow i can see a dick!!

>> No.19469649
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>>19469347
A what?

>> No.19469666
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>>19469649
a PP

>> No.19469749

>>19469666
PP cheese?

>> No.19469843
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Remember to send Gura your thoughts tonight buds

>> No.19469931

>>19469843
Tonight? What?

>> No.19470325

this current thread is horny

>> No.19470345

>>19470325
Aren't you?

>> No.19470684
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>> No.19470791
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>>19470684
Back off, fatto catto. She is mine.

>> No.19470832

Chumbuds, I know you're attracted to Gura but she looks a bit like a... you know

>> No.19470882

>>19470832
a middle schooler, yes. she's perfect.

>> No.19471039
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>>19470832
A literal child, yes. It's why I love her.

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>> No.19471136
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>> No.19471161

>>19469931
Anon we talked about this last night, you should be praying to her every night.

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>> No.19471307

>>19471161
I should try this, I've been getting nightmares as of late. Maybe she'll save me in when I'm asleep just like how she saved me when I'm awake

>> No.19471617

>>19470832
Short flat girls need love too. Stop body shaming.

>> No.19471633

>>19471617
this and without a trace of irony

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>> No.19472748
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So that "I only asked stream this game for three hours when Kiara streamed for almost six" thing was bizarre as fuck. Has needing to request specific stream lengths always been a thing with permissions in Hololive? Or is that FromSoft being weird?

>> No.19473037

>can't suverive for 30 min in VS after 4 hrs gameplay
>can't beat giant boy in ER without the spirit even though I am lv 25 with 10 hrs gameplay
>No I am not a woman
How can I cope that maybe gura is a better gamer than me... Someone tell me I am not a boomer please...

>> No.19473049

>>19472748
Permissions depend on the publisher so we end up with weird rules that don't really make sense.

>> No.19473073
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>>19471039

>> No.19473400

>>19473037
it's okay, she's a professional

>> No.19473432

>>19473037
Oji-chama...

>> No.19473630

Why are there so many newfags here today who think they found dirt on Gura?

>> No.19473753
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>>19473049
Granting permissions one by one to talents that all work for the same company is strange enough, but also making them individually request specific amounts of streaming time is completely beyond me.

>> No.19474004

JOPbuds status?

>> No.19474066

>>19473753
whenever you're pondering what might be in the license agreement that cover negotiated with a japanese publisher, remember that both companies are pathologically retarded

>> No.19474131

I just had such a nice dream we met and kept running into each other. It felt so real why did I have to wake up?

>> No.19474192
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>>19474131
but it was real

>> No.19474496

>>19466123
Don't worry, chumbie. I've talked to my Gura daki more than I'd ever think I'd talk to an inanimate object. As long as you do it in private and have a strong line between fantasy and reality, it's all good.

>> No.19474582

Any way we can get Gura to drop out of HoloFes? It seems like it will be a burning tire fire so for Gura's brand it may be best to pull out no matter how much Cover is encouraging her to be there.

>> No.19474607

>>19474582
i don't think you could talk her out of it, no

>> No.19474643

>>19474607
Why are you replying to a shit stirrer?

>> No.19474919

>>19474607
She doesn't seem keen on it and I would hate for her image to be damaged.

>> No.19475571

>>19465696
jwu
is /v/ finally completely gone?

>> No.19475887

>>19475571
Yeah but they're replaved by seaniggers

>> No.19476077

I had a dream where I met Gura.
There was some kinda secret event where we got to meet members of EN irl and watch the premier of a Hololive movie.
Every member was dressed normally and showed up on time, except Gura. When she finally arrived she was this short somewhat chubby girl with crooked glasses that was wearing a really bad cosplay of her character. I mean her hoodie had felt half glued onto it and she had black greasy hair sticking out of her wig for fucks sake. She was also really fucking annoying.
All it did was make the other EN members and fans suspect that she wasn't even the real Gura.

>> No.19476123
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https://files.catbox.moe/dv71sy.jpg

>> No.19476212

>>19476123
terrible face

>> No.19476494

are JPbros hyped for todays stream?

>> No.19476618
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I love this cute and funny shark

>> No.19476633

>>19476494
i don't see any twitter traffic about it and it wasn't in a-chan's schedule tweet from about 10 minutes ago. but it's at 10 am on a friday for them so i dunno how important it is for them to be on top of the live stream.

>> No.19476671

I wish she would do her duolingo stream at a better time for JPniki. Her first duolingo stream seems to be their favorite.

>> No.19476738
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Damn this female kid...

>> No.19476768 [SPOILER] 
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uohhhh

>> No.19476787

>>19476633
DESU most of them probably won't know about it until it starts getting clipped/translated or the duolingo stream gets recommended to them like the old one.

>> No.19477059

How was the stream? Did this cute brat got her ass spanked in the game

>> No.19477093
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some switch got flipped in my brain and for the past couple of days i've been insatiably horny for gura's flat little body

>> No.19477192

>>19477059
She sucks and got spanked good, a kino stream I would say.

>> No.19477219

>>19477093
yes
https://files.catbox.moe/yw7vn9.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/gaqy0h.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/yczbhw.png

>> No.19477246

>>19477093
it seems like your chemical castration is wearing off, pedo, please report back to the hospital for the next dose.

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>>19477093
Understandable anon, prior to watching guda it was never a thought that crossed my mind

>> No.19477405

https://files.catbox.moe/0bjxb4.png
https://files.catbox.moe/riolev.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/43owms.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/8lsv8k.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/73e7w0.png

>> No.19477451

>>19477405
too big booba

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>>19477219
>>19477405

>> No.19477809
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Gouda morning chumbuds, how was the stream last night?

>> No.19477953

>>19477809
Damn brat got what she deserved

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>>19476768
>>19477093
>>19477219
>>19477405
stupid sexy brat!

>> No.19478224

>>19476077
>Gura getting so nervous about meeting people in person that she hires a double
Cute concept, but Gura's voice and personality are so unique that fake would get outed within minutes.

>> No.19479070 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

>> No.19479148

Any news on the finished Reflect MV….

>> No.19479204

>>19478174
It’s a shame that she has the least amount of good mating press porn out of all the EN girls.

>> No.19479272
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>>19479204
What?

>> No.19479311

>>19479272
Ya but most of it isn’t mating press.

>> No.19479397

>>19467241
Dont do it anon, Go seek help with people you know and always give yourself another chance and some more years for things to get better

>> No.19479626

>>19479311
I remember there was a poal of which position fits gura the best last year and prone bone got the highest vote.

>> No.19479727

>>19479626
Of course. Mating press is a meme and unconformable in practice.

>> No.19479803

>>19479148
Any news about your membership? Is it still grey?

>> No.19479848

>>19479727
Anon would know.

>> No.19480050
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Imagine grap and lift gura's thicc juicy tail while prone bone her puffy cunny. Bite her tail and hear her squeeze.

>> No.19480055
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>> No.19480267

Gura I miss you so much it hurts sometimes.

>> No.19480344

>>19479727
>in practice

Mating press looks better and that’s all that should matter when viewing porn.

>> No.19480380

>>19474582
Give her lots of support and tell her how much you are looking forward to HoloFes.
She hates that, trust me.

>> No.19480409

>>19467889
Nice self respect, really nice to do that.

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Is gura dead?

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>>19481384
No this shark is merely sleeping

>> No.19481501

>>19481478
Wrong, that shark is deceased.

>> No.19481922

I want to give shark cuddles in bed

>> No.19481938

>>19476077
I had a dream where I was introducing my friend to Tokyo and we went to have a couple of beers to a famous izakaya. After a while we notice a group of (what seem to be) american girls who are drinking, laughing and making funny noices. I go to the toilet and I literally run into a cute short girl who's really drunk and happy. I can't make out what she's saying but her voice sounds familiar. The girl can't stand right so help her to her table and the rest of the girls thank me. One girl who wears all black tells me that she's gonna help the short girl back home, so I help her walk outside. As they get into a taxi, the short girl gives me a kiss on the cheek and whispers something in my ear..

>> No.19481941

>>19481922
Low T post.

>> No.19481973

>Watch Elden Ring Vod
>Chad fills up with 'N-' when Gura accidentally picks black skin
Sasuga...

>> No.19481987

>>19481941
no u

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visions of autism

>> No.19482101

>member stream
>Karaoke
>Gameplay
>Collab
>Other (rare format like Duolinguo or meme review)

Rank your favorite content from best to worst

>> No.19482147

>>19481973
Sugoi.

>> No.19482148

>>19482101
1. Gura
2. No Gura

>> No.19482215

>>19482148
this

>> No.19482265

>>19482101
Members > everything

>> No.19482402

>>19482148
based and true

>> No.19482428
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>>19482101
Horror games and Horror game collabs > Member stuff > Everything else
Its just a shame that I have to wait until October for some, and if its anything like last year, it wont even be much. At least we got the Devour collab out of it.

>> No.19482635

>>19482428
She will play an horror game on Saturday.

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>>19482635
Oh shit, you're right. For some reason I completely memory holed this. Thanks for the reminder!

>> No.19482846

>>19482635
Is within skerri scary? Hope the game's spooky enough to get some nice gura screams.

>> No.19483147

where the grug @

>> No.19483210

>>19481922
I don't care about cuddling, kissing, or any of that lovey dovey shit.
I just want to fuck Gura. T o T

>> No.19483226

>>19482846
The game will likely be a bit boring to watch as a viewer, but it has a nice atmosphere if you play it as yourself.

It will be completed in one stream I think. Like 2 to 3 hrs max to complete it.

>> No.19483395

>>19483226
Don't give a shit about if the game's fun to watch really, I'm just there for gura and gura alone and if she enjoys the atmosphere and the spooks then that's more than good enough for me. Also short stream time sounds nice since the odds of getting a zatsu at end is better.

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>> No.19483903

>>19483395
While true it’s always more hype when Gura is actually good at the game or surprises us.

>> No.19483950

>>19483210
you sound gay.

>> No.19483964

elden ring sucks

>> No.19484068

>>19483964
OK mister hipster.
I've been playing for like 20 hours and haven't beaten a legacy dungeon yet I'm having a blast decimating the contry side.

>> No.19484438

>>19483964
your mom sucks lol

>> No.19484447

Damn Gura took the maidenless lines personally

>> No.19484601

>>19480055
if be "sakamata" she means "me" and the implied context is "during sex", she's not even joking here

>> No.19484684

>>19483964
It sure does

>> No.19484865

>>19483964
I'm not a fan of Souls games but it does look kinda fun, i'll get it when it's 75% off, maybe it will run properly by then too.

>> No.19485138

>>19484447
She's saving herself for me.

>> No.19485181

>>19483950
Chu~

>> No.19485299

>>19485138
I wrote this.

>> No.19485399

>>19484447
Gura would be a dangerous incel if she wasn't a cute tiny girl

>> No.19485423

>>19484447
I will be her maiden

>> No.19485466

>>19485138
this but for me unironically

>> No.19485474
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19485474

UOHHHHHHHHHH!!! Shark erotic! Shark cunny and thighs erotic! ToT

>> No.19485548

>>19484447
>>19485138
>>19485299
>>19485423
>>19485466
What if gura endgame is a harem with millions of shrimps ?

>> No.19485572
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19485572

Well?

>> No.19485573
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19485573

gurammar correction is needed...

>> No.19485609

>>19485548
My stronger seed will prevail. Gura's womb can only bear MY children.

>> No.19485621
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19485621

>>19482101
member's
gameplay if it's something I'm interested in seeing
karas
collabs
gameplay if it's a game I don't give a shit about

others are too much in a case by case basis to rate

>> No.19485704
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>>19485548
I will be the last chumbud

>> No.19485707
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19485707

>>19477296
TuT

>> No.19485773
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19485773

>> No.19485935

>>19485572
*SNIFF*

>> No.19485962
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>>19485181

>> No.19485980
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soon

>> No.19486022

I think Gura is really cute and good

>> No.19486161

>>19486022
I think Gura is really obscene and sexy.

>> No.19486220
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19486220

>it has been a year since her duolingo stream

>> No.19486229
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19486229

>>19486161
Anon... Her body is... Well you know...

>> No.19486312

Can any woman explain me why are these are so afraid of trying things and messing up in games I am watching today's VOD and gura just parry and doesn't try to do anything else

>> No.19486321
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19486321

>>19486220
Bros... where does the time go?

>> No.19486527
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19486527

>>19486229
Fragile and breaking?! OH NYO!

>> No.19486588

>>19486527
Small and child like!
(But she's a fully grown adult woman!)
TuT

>> No.19486748

>>19485609
this, but mine

>> No.19486777

>>19484447
Wizardqueen

>> No.19486919

>>19486220
And nips still plunder it for jap clips to this day.

>> No.19486945
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19486945

I wonder how Gura would react when she realized that my cock is thicker than her wrist

>> No.19486995

>>19486945
Fuck man I got a fatty too and it makes me harder then diamonds to think about

>> No.19487021

>>19486945
>>19486995
gura is for small cock only, big dicked STINKHEADS need to go hit up mori or marine

>> No.19487065
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19487065

Had a nice dream about Gura for the first time in a long time last night. I walked into a room and there was a group of people sitting on the floor discussing something, including Gura. I went up next to her and sat down and we started talking like we were old friends. Shortly after this Zeus appeared and started some kind of meeting, he asked me to introduce myself because I was new. I proudly said "Im her advisor" and nodded towards Gura, while at the same time I put my hand under her shirt and started rubbing her back. She really liked that and it got her in a cuddly mood so she stood up and decided to sit on my lap facing me with her head resting on my shoulder. All I remember after that is sitting there holding her for a while, it was an incredibly soothing dream.

>> No.19487078
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>>19487021
Dicklet cope. I will destroy Gura's cervix and there's nothing you can do about it.

>> No.19487132

>>19487065
Kek nice one Mr.Advisor

>> No.19487140

>>19487078
she will NOT consent!

>> No.19487175
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>>19487140
Oh nyo...

>> No.19487186

>>19487065
how did zeus react when she sat in your lap?
you might be fucked anon, he holds grudges

>> No.19487207

>>19487021
>>19487078
my length is quite average. Her cervix will be fine. my girthy girthness will please her gspot

>> No.19487434
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>>19487140
With you perhaps, but she'll do it with me

>> No.19487445
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19487445

>>19487078
She already revealed her preferred sizes.

>> No.19487469

>>19484447
>Horrific dating/marriage advice
>Doesn't wash her legs
>Doesn't know men can grow back hair
>Wastes time watching obscure documentaries on youtube.
>Cries to her mom about being lonely.
Gura...

>> No.19487484
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19487484

>>19487140

>> No.19487486

>>19487469
literally me

>> No.19487525

>>19487469
Just like me though i don't cry about being lonely, i have gura.

>> No.19487550

>>19487186
I wasn't focused on anything but Gura at that point so I don't know

>> No.19487572
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>>19487484

>> No.19487580

>>19487469
i would save her

>> No.19487581

did gura have fun

>> No.19487627

>>19487581
she seemed kinda frustrated with elden ring to me, but i didnt watch it all
when she spent like 30 minutes fighting a NPC i lost interest

>> No.19487638
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19487638

>>19487469
Man why cant she set up some big multiplayer game so she can actually be hugged by chums and shrimps

>> No.19487704

>>19487469
at least this confirms that she is a virgin and never had a real relationship

>> No.19487740
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19487740

>>19487704
>

>> No.19487742

>>19487638
Something like vrchat where she could meet her chumbuds would overwhelm her, it's better this way.

>> No.19487784

>>19487740
Watamage... don't do it.

>> No.19488316
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19488316

clown world, but thinking about gura make me happy

>> No.19488326

>>19487469
I'll show gura my back hair

>> No.19488370

>>19488316
That's because Gura is amazing.

>> No.19488415
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19488415

>>19487740
Go ahead, prove him wrong

>> No.19488711

I think Gura is genuinely a kind and wonderful person. I think she would have nothing but good things to provide anyone who is in a relationship with her. If there is anyone who deserves happiness it's her. I wish it could be me, but that's unrealistic and whoever the lucky bastard is, whenever that happens, I hope they make her the happiest woman in the world.
Im a fucking fag I know, but it's just how I feel bros.

>> No.19488753

>>19488711
I agree with you completely except for one thing It's gonna be me

>> No.19488781

>>19488711
I appreciate your support. I will make Gura feel like she's the only girl in the world.

>> No.19488822

>>19488753
>>19488781
how will you do it buds? how will you get noticed

>> No.19488854

>>19488822
I'll just wait until it happens. We were meant to be.

>> No.19488869

>>19488822
I don't wanna share my secrets

>> No.19488958

>>19488822
A magician never reveals his secrets!

>> No.19488991

>>19488854
>>19488869
>>19488958
Ah, complete bullshit got it.

>> No.19489024
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>>19488991
Whatever you need to tell yourself to understand bud

>> No.19489041

I'm not your "bud".

>> No.19489107
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>>19488991
Gura WILL be mine. You are all just wasting your time and effort.

>> No.19489190

>>19488822
curing cancer

>> No.19489283

>>19489041
chumbro..

>> No.19489312

>>19489041
Ok pal

>> No.19489349
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19489349

Would you...?

>> No.19489378

>>19489349
Shove her into my hairy asshole? Yeah

>> No.19489381

where is gawr gura's house

>> No.19489419

>>19489381
Atlantis, not much left of it nowadays

>> No.19489424

>>19489381
On the moon in a top secret USA moon base

>> No.19489444

>>19489419
>>19489424
i am going to go there and fuck her

>> No.19489449

>>19489381
A pineapple under the sea.

>> No.19489466

>>19489381
In Atlantis

>> No.19489471

>>19489444
Good luck trying to get there

>> No.19489502

>>19473037
Kinda embarrassing lmao unironically git gud

>> No.19489615

Cuddling and hugging gura in bed would probably be the greatest feeling in the world

>> No.19489647

>>19489381
Venezuela

>> No.19489702

>>19487742
If the only purpose is to relieve loneliness, then she could play offstream using a different model & voice and make friends there.. Maybe dragging another holo with her would help kick things off

>> No.19489824

Anyone have a timestamp for Gura talking about being lonely with her mom? I some how missed that during guessing one of the vampire survivors streams

>> No.19489883

>>19489824
gura is such a loser lol

>> No.19489914
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>>19489381
Same as mine

>> No.19489944

>>19489883
OUR loser

>> No.19489999

>>19489883
she's just like me...

>> No.19490090

gura seems like the kind of person who would rip ass really loudly and then smirk at you like "what are you gonna do about it"

>> No.19490166

>>19489824
powerwasher sim, while she was cleaning next to the pond is a good start for trying to find it

>> No.19490171

>>19489381
Right here

>> No.19490188
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What if gura was a ghost?

>> No.19490208 [SPOILER] 
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>>19490188

>> No.19490218

>>19466667
NTA but I do prefer whatever that was (I remember it as something between neon and pastel at it's most colorful) over barren brown landscapes. I get that it's the point, but if I had a choice, I'd pick rainbow barf a billion times.

>> No.19490338

>>19490208
>>19490188
Can I mating press a ghost?

>> No.19490364

>>19490338
that's how she died

>> No.19490402

>>19490338
Yeah, I think that's how exorcists get rid of bad ghosts

>> No.19490410

>>19466123
This is not the way brother, there is such a thing as too much. It's time to hit the gym. Distract yourself with other things you enjoy. But if you're ultimately just lonely as fuck, fix shit about yourself that a girl would find unattractive and then find a real gf.

>> No.19490418
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>>19488822
Ask her out to my LAN party, its only a short hike to get there. Gotta make sure I'm specifically wearing my crocs and cargo shorts while scarfing down green gummy worms when I ask her.
Idk I'd just try to play some video games with her until we're friends then ask her out. Though being able to contact her in the first place is going to be a bitch.

>> No.19490469

>>19474919
Did I miss something? Why is everyone shitting on holofes?

>> No.19490546

>>19481938
Go on...

>> No.19490552

Unironically why does Gura dislike IRYS? Behind the scenes drama or something?

>> No.19490584

>>19490552
>>19489955

>> No.19490600

>>19490552
Idk anon, why do you guzzle multiple gallons of semen?

>> No.19490647

>>19478174
Source?

>> No.19490684

>>19490647
335176

>> No.19490693

>>19490410
>just lift bro

>> No.19490703

>>19466448
I think Gura needs a man who can rip loud, rancid farts.

>> No.19490736

>>19490418
What's it like living in a fantasy world?

>> No.19490769

>>19487469
She’s given dating/marriage advice?

>> No.19490805

>>19490703
I'd pull the sheets over her and force her to smell my farts.

>> No.19490810

>>19490552
In IRyS's last members stream, she talked about how Gura would ghost her when she asked her for a collab. It's like Haachama all over again.

>> No.19490852

>>19490810
Based gura

>> No.19490868

>>19490410
I don't "enjoy" anything. Except my fantasies.

>> No.19490915

>>19489702
getting >>>/out/ would be the best option . She should use her holobuks to call an Uber and go places. I think she said she did volunteer work with animals so she's probably doing fine.

>> No.19490972

>>19490810
damn, guess those two won’t be collabing much

>> No.19491020

>>19490736
What's it like being a pessimistic killjoy?

>> No.19491033

>>19490810
>source: dude trust me

>> No.19491037

>>19490810
that's how gura talks to everyone
little cunt is a flake

>> No.19491047

>>19490810
Ohnonono rrats confirmed????

>> No.19491049

>>19490915
Going places and doing things alone, surrounded by couples and groups is probably the worst advice.

>> No.19491071

>>19490810
source or it didn't happen, stupid drama faggot.

>> No.19491093

>>19491020
It's not fun. but at least I'm realistic I guess.

>> No.19491098

It was Irys’s fault. Don’t have any proof. But I will side with gura in any incident.

>> No.19491164

>>19490810
B A S E D

>> No.19491199 [DELETED] 

Gura caused covid.

Now give me my (You)'s you stupid fucks. Apparently writing any stupid shit is enough to bait you.

>> No.19491216

>>19490810
Strange how this post is the only time this was mentioned on this drama loving board, almost like it's straight up lie.

>> No.19491230

>>19491199
seethe yesmen

>> No.19491241

>>19491199
Gura got covid again?

>> No.19491262
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I love the shark

>> No.19491264

>>19491199
Gura fucked a pangolin in China?

>> No.19491275

>>19491241
No, she invented civid in a lab and released it while applying to Hololive to make necessary conditions for becoming the #1 vtuber worldwide

>> No.19491356

>>19491264
Yes, and like a praying mantis she ate the pangolin's head and afterwards took a shit on some caged bats.

>> No.19491366

>>19490810
It was pretty strange. Irys usually never talks about this stuff so it’s a first. Gura just acts like a bitch behind the scenes

>> No.19491405

>>19491366
Where are you faggots coming from?

>> No.19491424

Shark pussy

>> No.19491441

>>19491405
Nene drama is already over so they're coming here.

>> No.19491442

>>19491424
We call it a cunny here.

>> No.19491443

>>19490684
Uoooohhh

>> No.19491462

>>19491199
I warned her about eating bats..

>> No.19491465

>>19491442
sharkunny

>> No.19491522

>>19490810
take the hint cunt

>> No.19491584

>>19491424
>>19491442
Way too vulgar
True Chumchads say cun cun

>> No.19491614

Anons, Gura looks like a child

>> No.19491696
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>>19491614

>> No.19491709
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>>19491614
Yeah, and?

>> No.19491720 [SPOILER] 

>>19491049
Stuff like volunteer work puts you in a group though. Another option could be visiting a retirement home and chatting with people who enjoy having company. As a bonus, anyone who tries to run can easily be converted to food

>> No.19491736
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>>19491614

>> No.19491747

i had a dream that gura asked management for help setting up a filter to get rid of the water heater sound, but instead they helped her set up a horrible autotune plugin that ruined all her karaoke streams

>> No.19491763
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If you got to choose Gura's background music, what would you choose?

>> No.19491772

>>19491763
burzum

>> No.19491778
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>>19490769
advice would be too kind of a word

>> No.19491779

>>19491763
her moans

>> No.19491806

>>19491763
No music. Her sweet voice is all I need.

>> No.19491853

>>19491763
Louis Vierne - Berceuse.

>> No.19491874

>>19491778
You don't want to groom girls over discord?

>> No.19492006

>>19487469
please don't post stuff like this. what if she sees it?

>> No.19492035

>>19492006
Gura go back. You have a stream to prepare for.

>> No.19492039

>>19491614
https://youtu.be/TmD8I7Wd6LA

>> No.19492074
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>>19492006
>what if she sees it?
Then I hope she'll know that I'm ready and willing to get rid of her loneliness once and for all. I will love her for all of eternity.

>> No.19492134
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19492134

I want Gura to sit on my lap

>> No.19492213

>>19492134
I know the feeling, it's a nice one

>> No.19492263

Gura is alive on twitter

>> No.19492529
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19492529

You feel something damp on your face.
You wake up and see this.
What do?

>> No.19492565

>>19492529
Get ready for my tongue exercises.

>> No.19492577

>>19492529
lick

>> No.19492657
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>>19492529
>"fuck off bitch".
>go to sleep again

>> No.19492800

>>19492529
Wake up

>> No.19492869

>>19465696
What the fucking fuuuuuuck?

>> No.19492901

Vampire survivors got an update, more VS is on the menu

>> No.19492952

>>19492901
niceu! I loved the last ones, listening to Gura get excited and chatty was cute.

>> No.19492973

>>19492901
goop goop you have a problem

>> No.19493017

i really want to see her play more elden ring

>> No.19493018

>>19492901
>implying it was ever off the menu

>> No.19493138

>>19492901
Goorah should ask management to get permission for hololive survivors mods.

>> No.19493225

>>19493017
I hope you left a comment about it then

>> No.19493282 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

>> No.19493447

>>19493225
I left a comment saying Gura should play minecraft for 12 hours

>> No.19493654

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sV6sIwf6J5o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sV6sIwf6J5o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sV6sIwf6J5o

>> No.19493681

>>19493654
Can't wait to see this thumbnail for the next year as well

>> No.19493712

>>19493654
Cute

>> No.19493783

>>19490684
>335176
Is that sadpanda? I'm too inept/not horny enough to bother figuring out how to access it. That might have to change if that's where all of the Gura hentai is.

>> No.19493915

>>19493654
this reservation is too early

>> No.19493948

>>19493783
nhentai

>> No.19493955

>>19493915
oh no it'll work fine

>> No.19493975

>>19493783
https://animeeverything.online/hentai-numbers/

>> No.19494033

>>19490684
>not using sad panda.
Ohnononono lol

>> No.19494084
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>>19493948
>>19493975
Good lookin' out, buds.

>> No.19494135

>>19488822
Since roblox didn't work I'll have to think of something else

>> No.19494161

>>19493138
Mine stopped working after the update, how do I fix it?

>> No.19494217

Gura was supposed to say Amogus but she wasnt allowed as that would reveal her time travelling abilities
A

>> No.19494221

>>19494033
I'm not making an account just to get porn, specially when I rarely use it.
Besides, I can just add cookies whenever I need to get in there.

>> No.19494248

>>19494135
Roblox devs.. we got BTFO by Gura

>> No.19494276

>>19494033
I've recently started using sadpanda so I'm still kinda new to it but now after seeing how easy to use nhentai is I'm wondering what's so good about former? Does it have some stuff that latter doesn't?

>> No.19494291

realistically, how would gura go about doing her JP reps? ive heard before that duolingo isnt the best for learning Japanese

>> No.19494297
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19494297

>>19494217
sus

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19494326

>>19493017
>>19490684
>>19493948
>>19493975
>n
go back normalfags

>> No.19494354

>>19494161
Update the mod.

>> No.19494362

>>19494291
Hire teacher, buy books, online courses? In this day and age if you want to learn it you can, she just doesn't and I'm fine with that. I don't know Japanese and that's why I'm watching EN tubers.

>> No.19494365

>>19494276
nhentai deletes cunny doujins if they are too "realistic" and it just has much less content overall

>> No.19494368

>>19494326
i've only ever used exhentai, what's wrong with nhentai?

>> No.19494399

>>19494354
Fuck I'm retarded, thanks

>> No.19494456

Think she's playing the Kirby demo? She seems excited about the game.

>> No.19494490

>>19494456
Maybe. I don't have high hopes for her getting into the game though, since she didn't seem to care for Super Mario 3D World and Bowser's Fury.

>> No.19494521

>>19494368
>>19494326
I literally can’t use exhentai in my country. And I don’t want to get a vpn, so i go to nhentai. Sue me.

>> No.19494563

>>19494365
Oh that's why. So more stuff + guro and loli? I just hate how difficult is for someone new to search the tags. I need to read wiki tutorial to know how tagging and all the fetishes work.

>> No.19494583

>>19494276
Sadpanda is the best site for loli Doujinshi.
And posting links to it filters retards.

>> No.19494609

>>19493654
DJT laughed at me for using duolingo

>> No.19494631

>>19494609
tell them they will never be japanese

>> No.19494693

I'm so bored.... I wish I had a Gura to play with

>> No.19494763
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19494763

>>19494583
Okay, but back to the important issue: Does it have Gura doujins that aren't anywhere else?

>> No.19494773

reserve stream up. Superchats open so she'll probably read them after the duolingo part is done.

>> No.19494804

>>19494763
Is this on other sites?
https://exhentai.org/g/2115604/2995f6aac0/

>> No.19494870

Gura's really been spoiling us with these early frames. Thank you shark.

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