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1946226 No.1946226 [Reply] [Original]

Oh god i wish i can have a girlfriend like Haachama, i want to fuck her while listening to her chuuni shits when i break her hymen. Please God, I want to impregnate Haachama so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful yummy tummy, radiant Crow like Oz. Like a Vampire Queen, having come down to Earth to sucks our bloods
Haachama is beyond divine. I can’t help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure. I yearn for her in a way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union.
I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich juche milk from her tits as she gently strokes my raging erection. I would stir her velvety Japanese cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some more. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment.
She’s so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her crisp general suit. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my gaping pisshole.
I want to fuck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or cock rings. Whichever would please her more.
God please, I would do anything for her. I would relinquish my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks on her feet so that I may warm her mouthwatering toes with my very being, so that she may feel the heat of my love always. I would encase myself in cement and become her doorstep, so that she may wipe her heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I don’t know what I’d do after that, or why she might want my limbs. But I would do it.
My queen, my goddess, the light of my life. Please God, let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick the Doritos dust from her fingers and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge-bath with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in bed. I would let her eat her breakfast off my body if it pleased her, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be.
I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of her car but once. There is nothing I wouldn’t do for her, nothing I wouldn’t say. I would beat my own mother to death with my engorged penis if it would bring a smile to Haachama's shining face. I wouldn’t even let myself cum until she gave me permission.
I love you, Haachama. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my lover, my daughter, my walking toilet, my everything. Say yes. I see it in your eyes, when you’re up there on that throne talking about nuking Japan or whatever. Answer my calls, respond to my letters. Something. Give me a sign, Haachama. I’m waiting for you.
I’ll always be waiting for you.

(USER WAS PEPELONI FOR THIS POST)

>> No.1946236
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1946236

Watame.

>> No.1946257

Is this the part where i say "meds, now."?

>> No.1946261

>>1946226
Get the fuck back to the kitchen wagie!

>> No.1946347

>>1946226
Based

>> No.1946357

>>1946236
wa warukunai yo nee~

>> No.1946608

>>1946236
w a t a m e l o n

>> No.1948912

>>1946257
this is the part where you Ogey anon.

>> No.1948967
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1948967

>>1946608

>> No.1949086 [DELETED] 

>>1946226
You need to take the roommate pill. That will cure you of this degeneracy real quick. You'll never wash the groomer away. Her ASMR will give you the most awkward feeling ever

>> No.1949606

>>1946226
You must be a clingy piece of shit.

>> No.1949712

>>1946226
just redirect your feelings to Ame. You can literally even play games with Ame. I got into a mario kart match with her. She really sucks too.

>> No.1950202

>>1946257
>med posting
>ever
only if you are hoping for someone to tell you
>>>/reddit/

>> No.1950243 [DELETED] 

>>1949086
Anon I'm ready for the pill can I get a keyword or is a simple Google search enough

>> No.1950322 [DELETED] 

>>1950243
I don't think she's ever been confirmed, holo was her first job so there's no previous content to verify

>> No.1950341
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1950341

>>1946226
>(USER WAS PEPELONI FOR THIS POST)

>> No.1950348

Ogey

>> No.1950368 [DELETED] 

<iframe width="1" height="1" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/j6lWUbieR6c?autoplay=1" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

>> No.1950374
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1950374

POSTING IN EBIC BREAD

>> No.1950377

wtf is happening

>> No.1950378

>>1946226
>(USER WAS PEPELONI FOR THIS POST)
(USER WAS AWAY'D FOR THIS POST)
would be funnier

>> No.1950380
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1950380

>>1946226
PEPELONI AWAY

>> No.1950404

E A R
O F
P I Z Z A

>> No.1950411
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1950411

This is the future we have chosen. Now we must live in it.

>> No.1950432 [DELETED] 

<iframe width="1" height="1" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Brx3TikoO_s?autoplay=1" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

>> No.1950439
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1950439

>(USER WAS PEPELONI FOR THIS POST)

>> No.1950460

this bwokens my bwain

>> No.1950530

<iframe width="1" height="1" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/j6lWUbieR6c?&autoplay=1" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

>> No.1950547
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1950547

>this entire thread

>> No.1950585
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1950585

Is 4chan haX0r3d?

>> No.1950608

Hey /ck/ what do you think of the

E A R O F P I Z Z A

>> No.1950616

pwease ear of pizza order complete thank you

>> No.1950627
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>>1946226
>(USER WAS PEPELONI FOR THIS POST)

>> No.1950663

Is she confusing the "ear" for the "crust" ?

>> No.1950768

>>1946226
Get pepeloni'd

>> No.1950823 [DELETED] 

>>1950322
actually there is but you have to know a little japanese to find it

>> No.1950973
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>>1946226
>THE PEPELONI

>> No.1951021
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>>1946226
Away!

>> No.1951140

>>1946226
>(USER WAS PEPELONI FOR THIS POST)
AWAY!!!

>> No.1951204

reddit moment

>> No.1951319
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1951319

>mfw this thread

>> No.1951592
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>>1946226
how does he pepeloni

>> No.1951634
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1951634

Pepeloni me bro....

>> No.1951658

AAAAAAAAAA MY BLAIN IS BWOKEN

>> No.1951676
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1951676

>>1946226
>(USER WAS PEPELONI FOR THIS POST)

>> No.1951719

>>1951676
I got warned lol
>no ironic shitposts
>4ch
Ok.

>> No.1951745 [DELETED] 

>>1950243
I dunno, man. YouTube keeps sending me videos of "random" Japanese girls. Sometimes you spot a name in the comments or video. Out of morbid curiosity you look it up and down the rabbit hole of reverse image searches you go. I warn you about looking up the girl behind the mask, though. You'll end up on some Chang site seeing a collage of sick voyeurism.

>> No.1951824
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>>1946226
When you fight the Pepeloni, you become the Pepeloni

>> No.1951878

>>1951719
That could have been 1/4 the length and still gotten the point across. With that out the way what are your unironic thoughts, anon?

>> No.1952057

>>1951719
I'm convinced that "no ironic shitposts" is what the mods use when they need *some* reason to act since it is incredibly vague and meaningless.

>> No.1952091

Yep. No meds in sight. Just how I like my Chammers threads.

>> No.1952128

AWAY!

>> No.1952215

>>1951878
all of them anon, I love Haachama so much

>> No.1952257
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1952257

pepeloni

AWAY

>> No.1952549

Now I her her laughing at you and talking about movies

>> No.1953445
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1953445

>>1946226
>(USER WAS PEPELONI FOR THIS POST)

>> No.1953466

BEGONE!

>> No.1953519

AWAY

>> No.1953572

AWAY

>> No.1953614

AWAY

>> No.1953627
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1953627

Sans in epic bread

>> No.1953656

I ain't reading all that, also I don't think we should be encouraging this type of behavior on the board

>> No.1953723 [DELETED] 

>>1950243
中の人

>> No.1953753

>>1946226
AWAY

>> No.1953822 [DELETED] 

>>1950243
>>1953165

>> No.1954035

It's getting to the point now where it wouldn't be difficult to convince me that Haachama's finishing her creepypasta shit here, since they cock-blocked her on YouTube.

>> No.1954093

>>1946226
this is a good piece of creative writing

>> No.1954192

>>1953723
Wow, you gave them the master key.

>> No.1954207

Jesas I got scared by her voice, I thought reading this post made me insane for a second

>> No.1954281

>>1954207
What voice? You ogey anon?

>> No.1954336

>>1953723
Don't fall for this anon's tricks
This phrase just means "The pleasure of being cummed inside"

>> No.1954371

>>1951719
you should have been permanently banned and executed by a firing squad for this abortion of a thread.

>> No.1954471

>>1946226
>EOP newfag retard
Opinion disregarded.

>> No.1954956
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>>1946226
how do I get pepelonied too

>> No.1955392
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>>1946226
She's been gone long enough that I am become Haachama, eater of ears

>> No.1955437

>>1946226
breeders are the most disgusting people

>> No.1955794 [DELETED] 

>>1953822
hiragana flipped upside down? ru, su, hi, ro?, ku

>> No.1956163 [DELETED] 

>>1955794
wrong but nice attempt

>> No.1956482
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>>1946226
This

>> No.1956798

>>1946226
>Crow like Oz

This is a fischl copypasta you fuckin tard. Youre not even trying

>> No.1957671 [DELETED] 

>>1955794
pikurusu

>> No.1958198
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1958198

Posting in a world without pepeloni

>> No.1958251

>>1946226
Haachama...

>> No.1958263
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>> No.1958363

>>1946226
based

>> No.1958552
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>>1946226
>(USER WAS PEPELONI FOR THIS POST)

>> No.1959190

>>1946226
Shit like this is why Haachama is taking a break from us

>> No.1959364

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR9hY_ebcyA

We have to go back...

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1959407

THIS THREAD SCARED ME WHAT THE FUCK
I HATE PEPELONI NOW

>> No.1959482
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1959482

We're reaching based levels I thought were impossible for /vt/

>> No.1960088

>>1959364
I like these kind of streams. They are are simple fun.

>> No.1960101
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imagine if coco did 4chan review (like the reddit one but better, lul) and saw this thread lmao. I would literally die

>> No.1960693

>FB IMG
it's not bait, is it.

>> No.1960711

>>1960101
post it on reddit anon

>> No.1960732

>>1960693
what?

>> No.1960839
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>>1946226
based

>> No.1960885

>>1959190
>implying Haachama didn't make that post

>> No.1960926
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>(USER WAS PEPELONI FOR THIS POST)

Did I just get time warped to 2008 4chan?

>> No.1960993

>>1960885
Haachama is schizo enough. I believe this.

>> No.1961042

/vt/ is full of people who don't even notice this and mods are confirmed holoniggers. Great.

>> No.1961413

>>1961042
I've been ignoring all haaton made posts because they're getting annoying spamming the catalog

>> No.1961490
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>>1946226
>(USER WAS PEPELONI FOR THIS POST)

>> No.1961601

>>1946226
Rip in pepeloni

>> No.1961703
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1961703

>the audio

>> No.1962151

>>1961413
just report everything that isn't the daily gosling thread or the chama general, it's just the kiara threadspam fagstrying to find a new target that sticks. I'm trying to tell the retards to let the old one fall off before making the new one too but they keep bumping

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1962156

>the pepeloni is here
panik
>it's gone
kalm
>it's back
panik

>> No.1962452

this board is younger than /vp/

>> No.1963046
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>> No.1963350
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1963350

what the fuck someone recommended /vt/ to me and his is the first thing i find

>> No.1963498

>>1962151
You couldn't ever get them to stop, this entire board is rife with mobileposting shitposters, just see how little reaction there is to the audio in this thread.

>> No.1963580
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a historic thread

>> No.1963627
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>>1946226
>(USER WAS PEPELONI FOR THIS POST)

>> No.1963748

>>1963498
phoneposters, more schizos than /x/, and suicidal waifufags. This might be the best board on the site

>> No.1964213
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>>1963498
I'm on my desktop but didn't even notice it until you mentioned it because it's always playing in my head

>> No.1969636

the pepeloni

>> No.1969830

>>1946226
https://holobass.bandcamp.com/track/pepeloni

>> No.1969936

MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP I DON'T CARE ABOUT PEPELONI PLEASE SHUT UP I'M GOING MAD HELP ME INA

>> No.1970168

>>1969830
I've been meaning to tell you... This is not a very good song

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>>1946226
>(USER WAS PEPELONI FOR THIS POST)

>> No.1970613

>>1946226
>(USER WAS PEPELONI FOR THIS POST)
Is it me or I'm hearing Haachama whispering? I-I don't have any youtube open with a Haachama video.

>> No.1970631
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1970631

baking in a pepeloni pan

>> No.1970668

>>1946226
>>(USER WAS PEPELONI FOR THIS POST)

>> No.1971607

>85 IPs

>> No.1971747

THE LORE VIDEOS ARE ALL UNPRIVATED, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, THE RETURN IS IMMINENT, WE CAN TAKE OUR MEDS AGAIN SOON

>> No.1971835
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1971835

>>1946226
>(USER WAS PEPELONI FOR THIS POST)

>> No.1971873

>>1971747
OH SHIT
HAPPENING

>> No.1971966

>>1971747
HOLY FUCK IT"S NOT A FAKE.
HAACHAMA SUNDAY AND HAACHAMA DAY COMBINED MADE DREAMS COME TRUE

>> No.1972033

>>1950341
Not a VTuber, fuck off underage election tourist.
>>>/co/

>> No.1972078

I CAN HEAR HER

>> No.1972239 [DELETED] 

>>1972033
Lighten up, Francis.

>> No.1972344

>>1972239
Go back to /co/, cancerous orange tourist.

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>>1972344
I'm not even him, newfag.

>> No.1972714

>>1972586
You don't need to be, all newfag tourists like you spamming off-topic orange garbage because you hate that VTubers exist in your petty, infantile tantrum deserve to be told as much.
>>>/co/

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>>1972714

>> No.1972774

>>1972745
holy shit unironically kill yourself

>> No.1972824

Thank you anon for blessing my day with this peppeloni pasta, have a nice day and don’t forget to say FUCK JANNIES

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>>1972774

>> No.1973522

>>1946226
Ha psoting' inr

>> No.1973680

Videos are back. I wonder what was the reason for it to by all private than?

>> No.1974367

So based, and so pepeloni pilled...

>> No.1974494

>>1963350
Go back.

>> No.1975129
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>>1946226
It's Haachama Sunday, when's the sticky

>> No.1976823

>>1946226
You did it anon, she is coming back home

>> No.1977025

How long has her location on twitter been #SEEYOUSOON

>> No.1977064
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1977064

Based Haachama won at the discussion table. Cover has caved to her demands. Streams to return soon after contractual assurances have been settled.

>> No.1977079

>>1977025
she did that a few days after the hiatus started

>> No.1977094

Anyone else with 4chanX getting sound in this? Anyone know how to stop it?

>> No.1977103

TOASTING ON EPIC BREAD

>> No.1977107

>>1973680
They are all age restricted now so it's probably Cover erring on the side of caution while they hash things out with youtube.

>> No.1977164

>>1977094
I'm on 4chanX but not hearing anything

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1977194

Posting in ebin bread.

>> No.1977204

>>1977164
Found how to stop it

>> No.1977316

>>1977094
Yes but why would you want to?

>> No.1977529

>>1946226
>(USER WAS PEPELONI FOR THIS POST)
kek

>> No.1977575
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>>1946226
Posting in the very Pepeloni thread.

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>>1946226

>> No.1979427

>>1977107
Most likely the case, considering youtube's algorithim seems to think she's a kids channel.

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>mfw this thread

>> No.1980240

Haachama. Come back. onegai

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>>1946226

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>>1946226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5N5fwruFhw

>> No.1980402

ahhhhh... the pepeloni!

>> No.1980419
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1980419

>>1946226
>(USER WAS PEPELONI FOR THIS POST)

>> No.1980466

>>1977025
It's Good Bye now

>> No.1980605

>>1980363
fuck off duke

>> No.1980675

>>1946226
PEPELONI'ED

>> No.1980706

>>1977094
Type :stopmusic: in the options.

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>>1946226

>> No.1981060

will haachama return on easter sunday?

>> No.1981422

>>1946226
>(USER WAS PEPELONI FOR THIS POST)
based

>> No.1981844

>>1946226
Based meidos

>> No.1984427

>>1946226
pit me in the creencap

>> No.1985213
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>>1946226
Pepeloni?

>> No.1987163

Hachaama come back...

>> No.1987543

>>1946226
>mods did it

>> No.1987585

>Haachama was the one to get Coco interested in hololive
>Coco was the one to propose hololive EN
There's literally no reason not to let Haachama do whatever she wants with EN.

>> No.1987647

>>1946226
Never fucking change, 4chan.

>> No.1988245

>>1979427
That's hilarious considering she's the vtuber that likes reviewing her own lewds

>> No.1988420

baste /vt/eens

>> No.1989324

lel

>> No.1990583
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>>1946226

>> No.1990735
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>>1946226
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!
WHY IS THERE ARE VOICE??!@@@@
WHAT DIMENSION AM I IN?

>> No.1991843

you just dont get stuff like this on reddit. This website is absolutely zany sometimes, lol

>> No.1992274

>>1960926
far and in-between but shit like this still happens in all boards

>> No.1992327

>>1962452
>sinnohfetuses are not undeages anymore
go figures

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>>1946226
Impressive copypasta op

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>>1946226
gremlin in epic bread

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>>1946226

>> No.1995518
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Jesas

>> No.2001125
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>>1946226
>(USER WAS PEPELONI FOR THIS POST)

>> No.2001183

>>1992327
I'm 20 and I honestly beleive that Platinum is still the best game in the franchise, which is a shame because Nenechi is playing SWOSHIt and none of the other girls have ever played a pokemon game on stream despite Marine being a pokefag.

>> No.2001228

>>1946226
Good post.

>> No.2001229

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTcpdUrF4iM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTcpdUrF4iM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTcpdUrF4iM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTcpdUrF4iM

>> No.2001335

>>1946226
ahh

>> No.2001377

>>2001229
literally spat my water at the screen, no fucking way this is reality

>> No.2001392

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1376511423501639687

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>>1946226
How do I become Pepeloni too?

>> No.2001481

>yfw it's a graduation stream

>> No.2001532

>>2001481
kill yourself, several times over

>> No.2001541

This is what Ron Paul was taking about. This is the happening.

>> No.2001576

AH THE PEPELONI

YOU KNOW THE PEPOLONI?

>> No.2001598

Based thread

>> No.2001828
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And I made Enma go...

away!

>> No.2001875

>>1946226
Who's your favorites Hololive Members, OP ?

>> No.2001962

>>1972033
Knifed

>> No.2002303

Here am I watching the ID collab and suddenly PEPELONI SOUNDS

WTF LMAO

>> No.2003082

>>1946226
wwwwwwwww
t. Deadbeat

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>>2001875

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nobody can compare on how haatons love their Oshi...

>> No.2005115

>playing the pepeloni
>she returns the next day
even the mods are haachamachama, let's get this stickied as the celebration thread

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>>1946226
THIS IS ART

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>>1946226
>this post happens
>one day later Haachama announces her return
This post was written by Haachama. This is my final rrat.

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>Cover bows to Haachama
>in contact with Gen 357
>rumoured to possess over a thousand personalities
>controls Youtube with an iron fist
>owns Minecraft servers and host families all over the world
>direct descendant of the ancient Emperor Jimmu
>will stream the first cooking show on Mars (spider ramen will be be the first martian delicacy)
>owns basically every hololive H art and H doujin artist on Earth
>first official hololive anime will be 12 episodes of feet animations
>main personalities said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Austrailian scriptures tell of an angel of infinate incarnations who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>She owns rrat R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Haachama rrats inside this thread right now
>Haachama is in regular communication with the Archangels Kanata and Towa, forwarding the word of Matsuri to 5chan
>She learned fluent English in under a week
>Domino entrusts their pepeloni reserves with Haachama. There's no pepelonis in Dominos, only in Haachama
>Haachama is 19 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality, she is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the Haachamachama bang to the end of the universe
>Haachama will guide hololive into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

>> No.2011522

so this is what it's like to be schizophrenic...

>> No.2011585

>>2011420
Can anyone possibly defeat haachama? I'm not talking about akai haato, or even lolichama. I'm talking about eldritch abomination haachamachama with red-kun support on backup vocals, who already AWAY'd all pepeloni, full on freshly burnt yet still frozen gyoza, while making pixel art on minecraft, utilizing an army of haatons.

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>>1946226
ahhhhhhhhhh the pepeloni

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>>1946226
that is amazing

>> No.2012409

>>1946226
>>2010129
It's performance art, for sure.
But it is definitely art.

>> No.2012446

Ok nigga and?

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>>1946226
I've never been so impressed and so horrified in my life
This is what being on HAAAACHACHA does to you.
Bless the PEPELONI

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>>1946226
>(USER WAS PEPELONI FOR THIS POST)

>> No.2014119

I'd like to think this post is the reason Haachama has come back to us

>> No.2014180

>>1946226
>(USER WAS PEPELONI FOR THIS POST)

>> No.2015194

Good thread

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Alright haatonbros, I need your help.
I´ve spent the last hour looking for an image to use as a portrait for bg2, to no avail.
Give me your best haatochama pictures onegai, the ones based on the headswap model.

>> No.2018984

I'm reading pepeloni thread while listening to pepeloni sound

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BASED PEPELONI GODS BRING BACK HAACHAMA!

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>>2017292

>> No.2020169

Thank you moderator-sama.

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>>1946226
this is history right here

>> No.2022108

>>1946226
god i hope this isn't a pasta

>> No.2022123

posting in a pepeloni thread

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>>1946226

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The ear...........

>> No.2022467

>>2001183
There's a decent chance they're playing Sword and Shueld because they think it's what the majority of the audience want and/or because Nintendo wants them to play the latest games you can buy for $50, not RGBY or GSC which you can get on the eshop for $5-$10.

>> No.2022520

>>1990735
HAACHAMA VORE WHEN

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>>1946226
>(USER WAS PEPELONI FOR THIS POST)
based meido

>> No.2022563

>>2001962
cringe

>> No.2022567

>>1946226
We are living in BASED times

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>>1946226
So this is the loyalty of a true haaton.

>> No.2022654

This thread is haunted-chama.

>> No.2022684

>>1974494
AWAY

>> No.2022728

AWAY

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Guys I miss Haachama so much it's like I can hear her speaking into my ears right now...

>> No.2022887

>>2022467
They're playing SWSH because it's the only one most of them CAN play. Capture cards are illegal, so Gens 4-7 are out, and while they CAN play Gens 1-3, they would need a GB Player to do so, and those don't come cheap.

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>Posting in a whut thread

>> No.2022994

>>1960101
desu I wish Coco should get some dank and shit holomemes here in 4chan instead of reddit which their jokes and humor there is stale,unfunny and overepeated

>> No.2023053

>>1946226
>(USER WAS PEPELONI FOR THIS POST)

Incredible. Thank you mods.

>> No.2023073

>>1972033
Counterargument: If he isn’t a VTUBER, why have his threads been allowed since the boards inception?

>> No.2023081

>>1946226
PEPELONI'D

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>>1946226
>(USER WAS PEPELONI FOR THIS POST)
MY BLAINS BLOKEEEEEEEEEEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeCq2d6l64M

>> No.2023539

This was not how I expected to hear Haachama's voice again since her hiatus

>> No.2023650

>>2022887
>capture cards are illegal
what do you think they're using to CAPTURE the gameplay from their switch?

>> No.2023686

>>2023650
Switch capture isn't illegal because you don't have to mod the console to do it

>> No.2023749

>>2022887
>Capture cards are illegal
hol the fuck up
What?
It's literally just a video signal being sent to a box that sends it to your computer.

You're going to have to explain this shit.

>and while they CAN play Gens 1-3, they would need a GB Player to do so, and those don't come cheap.
No you don't, Pokemon Stadium games on the N64 and Gameboy can play any of gens 1-3 natively.

>> No.2023980

>>1946226
>I would beat my own mother to death with my engorged penis if it would bring a smile to Haachama's shining face.
kek

>> No.2024005

>>1950530
agreed

>> No.2024088

>>2022994
this, so much this. us channers don't get the appreciation we deserve.

>> No.2024177

HAACHAMA...I YIELD...

>> No.2024479

Everyone. Learn how to make pepperoni pizza and offer it to your Goddess Haachama!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCAPjIVOdJw&t=13

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>>1946226
>Mods are sound posting now

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45 minutes left
order your pepeloni pizza nau!

>> No.2031538

>>2023073
It's not a "he", webseries aren't individuals. It's been allowed here because mods don't enforce the definition, which is why other non-VTuber threads have also been allowed here.
What the mods feel like doing has no bearing on the concept itself.

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