/ggg/ – Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
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Previous thread: >>19449353

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i67BoIctAMk

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>>19457010
This game sucks, how can gura stand it
she's clearly phoning it in

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>19457041
no idea bud

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All this sneaking around makes me wish she could play Metal Gear

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look at this cute gooruh

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I LOVE GURA!

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>Gura likes giving rimjobs

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I'm in love with this cute shark

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Gura will never sniff your ass as she stabs you in the back

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>>19457041
do you know how much money she’s making right now

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Gura lust

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>>19457067
I would do an rimjob to gura, just imagine the smell

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>>19457041
As long as she is having fun, we can tolerate the game

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>>19457058
Pomu is playing MGS, and it's been great so far. Unlike Meme Ring

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SEX

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Gura SUCKS at Elden Ring. Elden Ring? More like Elden WRONG!

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>>19457053
cute Gura cute Gura

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friendly reminder to report spam and off topic posts to improve the thread! it's easy!

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>jump when she meant to dodge
I did that so much. The jump button totally fucks up the button layout imo. Shit sucks.

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>>19457106
ok

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>>19457058
Imagine Konami giving a shit other than pachiko games

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>this game is hurting my eyes
Put on your fucking glasses you stinky nerd

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glumbo ganks

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>rolling wasn't retarded enough
>now your super realistic knight man can mario hop from danger
this is the natural evolution of the ultimate video game souls

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So you're going by "gawr gura" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Varré from Elden Ring. Remember me? Me and my bleed attacks used to give you a hard time at the beginning of the game. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Melina the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k souls a year and drive a dragon. I guess some things never change huh maidenless runt? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

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Does Gura know what sex is? Sorry i’m new

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>>19457170

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>>19457152
I've never seen this make a bit of difference in the past

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>ohh I'm covered in blood

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>>19457166
KONAMI HATE

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Imagine disliking Elden Ring, the game is a masterpiece. Maybe you don't like games

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There are a lot of angry >>>/v/ nerds in here today I see.

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>>19457171
nooo they make me look ugly

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>she cute

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>blocks your path
what do you do

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>>19457203

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>Traveller from beyond the Frog
Okay now Elden Ring is BASED
Thanks Gura!

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>>19457095
Hard to tell since she's only getting membership out of it.

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>>19457214
or are simply bad at them

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WAS THAT A GUYS VOICE SAYONG OWE?!

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this cute girl is gonna gift her a horsie, and then we'll have our horse adventure stream at last.

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>>19457201
Yea I taught her

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>>19457259
Mating press

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>>19457259
why did she do it, chumbuds?

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>>19457259
Mating press

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>>19457264

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>>19457259
correct

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>>19457259

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Just the mention of being maidenless is enough to send her into a murderous rage lmao

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>Gives you a ring
"ARE WE MARRIED"

Why is she like this ...

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GURA'S GETTING MARRIED NOOOOO

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Gura sounds extra cute today.

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>gura mad as fuck when bitches say she can't get no bitches

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she's having the same problem I do... confirm and cancel are reversed on the xbox controller from the switch.

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I'm impressed she's actually putting in work to learn the mechanics and is practicing. she has the right personality for this type of thing. no idea if she'll keep playing though

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>>19457214
No one is even talking about the game, there's nothing interesting to talk about it
Everyone is just more interested in pedo shit
There's no reason for Gura threads to exist desu

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I love her so much

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>>19457344

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>>19457377
cuse she cute

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>>19457396
yeah, to me

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She's saying armaments right

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>>19457409
She'll read the thread, see theat one autist samefagging about how dark souls is a terrible game, think its multiple chumbuds, and never play the game again

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>>19457409
I mean she might if this game excites her enough but she is interested if she applied this much.

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>>19457236
Gura, no one can tell how ugly you are because you stink too much, not wear your fucking glasses

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>>19457491
fuck you melina

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>>19457413
Well you don't necessarily needs to like games to watch Gura, you could just like Gura.
But if she plays a game that takes a lot of focus like Elden Ring, she might now interact with the chat as much.

Which is why people like her playing Vampire Survivor, because it is a game you can play pretty mindlessly and keep chatting about random shit meanwhile.

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Gura really is not good at reading

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How does this make you feel?

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guys i'm goin pee brb

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>>19457570

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>>19457570
Diamonds

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>>19457570

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>>19457518
Based, she should get back to vampire survivors

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on no she's taking manager advice

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>>19457570
EXTREMELY FRUSTRATED

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>>19457568
good luck chumbie

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>>19457570
like licking her feet

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>>19457570

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>>19457409
This is the kind of game she would rather play offstream.
She doesn't like losing over and over and over while a lot of people watch, which is why she is so worried about Margit, she knows he is gatekeeping most people.

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Melina is for basic bitches. Ranni is the superior choice.

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>>19457633
This brat won't play the game right!!

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>>19457570
Like I want to tickle her.

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open world games arent for gura. she is gonna like sekiro

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>>19457704
Yeah, tickle her until she cums

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>>19457695
the only right way to play elden ring is to turn it off haha

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how can the AI be this fucking dumb lmao

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>>19457678
Incorrect. The truest of chads choose Aurelia.
Gura would agree with me on this.

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Gura just hit him...

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Full on hard K's tonight>>19457704

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SHE SAID THE NASTY WORD AGAIN

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>see a prize target
>predator mode engage
also she's constantly threatening to find out about all the crossbows inside that stormgate.

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>>19457935
>Gura says the N word

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>>19457966
You can say nigger on 4chan, nigger

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>>19458002
that's the tittle, nigger

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>>19458002
MODS

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>panic roll panic roll panic roll panic roll panic roll panic roll panic roll panic roll panic roll panic roll

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Did she really play dark souls games before because she's very noobish on the basic stuff you do in a souls game?

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>>19457964
the reaction when big boy shows up is gonna be kino

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>>19458031
>redditfag

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>>19458036
I highly doubt it.

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>>19458034
thats gameplay baby

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the time limit is real lol

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>I only have an hour left that I can play
yeah me

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>"I only have an hour left I can play."
Yep, I knew it was a sponsored stream

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So she has perms for only 3h?

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You can't just bash your head against a brick wall with a game like this and need to actually pay attention to what the game tells you, which I think she's starting to get, hopefully

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does the stupid perm shit really restrict how long she can play?

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>>19458128
retardchama...

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Why would they time how much she can play? That's dumb af

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>>19458036
She said she did, but she often lies about those kind of stuff. She said she played previous pokemon games before while playing Pokemon BD, but failed to realize even the most basic stuff while playing BD.

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>>19458128
Every stream she does is a sponsored stream did you not know?

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>>19458138
No way. Kiara and Noel put in way more than that already.

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>>19458138
No, sponsored streams have time limits because the companies pay in hour increments

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>>19458141
Same thing with all the holos, Japanese devs are autistic

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i can't take it anymore
i am going to listen on headphones in bed and masturbate

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>>19458067
>>redditfag
>newfag

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Shork might be dumb but...

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Like I said >>19116269 it seems like they don't have a hard limit, but for some reason they're requested to pick a certain time to stick to

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>>19458202
God imagine how crusty those are. They through Shion and now through Gura's unwashed legs.

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Shes gunna lose all her runes before she even levels wont she

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she should have picked the thief class.

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>>19458138
>>19458141
She literally said they have to tell management how many hours she wants to play before she streams it multiple times.
Fucking watch streams dudes.

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Why is she trying to backstab when it's not really that practical in actual combat?

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>>19458202
based (also that panties are my diner)

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>>19458195
Oh, I'm glad, that would suck.

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The parry system sucks in these games. You have to trigger the parry way before it looks like the attack would actually connect with your shield.

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She sounded like muscle man

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>>19458202
reminder that she liked this.

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>>19458178
She played a little bit, but shark brain combined with how little she played it means it barely counts for anything.

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>>19458261
She doesn't wear panties, newfag. Watch streams.

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so many verified faggots in her chat tonight what the fuck

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>>19458272
i remember her saying that, i just thought i misheard or misunderstood because that's the dumbest shit in the world.

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>>19458273
You a stupid nigger.

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>>19458273
Against knights it's very practical

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>>19458272
Ty for the info.

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>>19458320
it's one of those retard magnet games

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>just run around in circles and backstab: the game
gura sounds so bored, i feel sorry for her desu

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nice, finally gets how to parry

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>>19458305
holy shit im cumming rn UOOOOH

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>>19458345
>Sponsored by anal londo

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>>19458319
Anon are you retarded? She's putting on Shion's panties in the picture.

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>>19458320
Why do you even have chat open? Are you a retard?

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>>19458320
anyone famous? I ain't reading chat

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C'mon goob goob. 50 minutes left. Go kill a boss.

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>>19458393
are you a retard? she's taking them off

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>>19458320
hi! souls games fan here watching Gura for the first time, is she always this retarded?

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>>19458400
this

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>down to 26k already
Gooruh...

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>only 3 hours
How great would it be if she hopped into the vampire game after

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I have a feeling she's not going to touch this game again after this stream.

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>>19458435
She may be dumb

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>>19458448
elden ring debuff

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>>19458363
She should just beat them up really, circle around and backstab isn't very strong in this game.

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>>19458435
Yes. As a long time fan of both, it's a bit painful.

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I want powerwashing. This sucks.

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>>19458448
Numberfags deserve to be shot

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>>19458487
>long time fan
More like long time loser

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>>19458435
she has good instincts but doesn't always read. it's fun

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>Gura's about to be a STR chad

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>>19458526
damn, you really got good

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>>19458424
If she could find the cave a little to the west of that camp she could beat the beastman boss over there.

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Thread is getting raided harder than usual tonight

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Don't think she's going to get into Sekiro since she can't understand the basic concepts of a souls game.

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>>19458562
its /v/

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>>19458526
anon i-I...

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>>19458305
When will she go full on cunny and just RT all that shit

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>>19457679
She won't make it to Margit today anyway

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Gura is the best for more braindead games she can play without focusing so she can talk about random shit while at it.
She has a hard time concentrating and interacting with the chat at the same time.

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>big slow enemy that telegraphs it's moves for 8000 years
bravo guiellrmo del toro

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>>19458658
That's because she's a fucking idiot.

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I love Gura

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>>19458643
90% sure she would just get to Margit and drop the game. By "a little bit of bloodborne and darksouls 3" she meant that she dropped the game before she beat the first boss.

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i can't believe from software just blatantly ripped off the resident evil 4
sad

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>>19458693
Yeah, me

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>Sees Furry knight
>Ewwwww

Hahhaa

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>>19458696
i love Gura and want to make her smarter by pumping her full of cum from someone more intelligent than her

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She doesn't seem like she's into the game that much anymore in this last hour.

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>>19458723
yeah I don't think she has the will for it. She stuck with DMC better because it's an ebin meme game with cuhrazy combat

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This is literally Gura at her best

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>>19458797
yeah, me

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greys btfo once again

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>>19458797
>cum from someone more intelligent than her
Setting the bar high there.

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>>19458803
Are you surprised? She was never going to be into a Miyazaki game.

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>>19458803
the only good part was the vs npc

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>>19458826
This. She could be doing a lot worse.

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>>19458815
>ebin meme game with cuhrazy combat
you just described elden ring congrats

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>>19458797
>from someone more intelligent than her
yeah, not you

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>>19458803
This game has too much stuff you gotta keep track off and remember, Gura has no chance.

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>>19458797
So she needs to get laid by almost literally anyone, got it

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I really wish I could help her out and explain it a bit, I think she would enjoy it more if she understood the mechanics better

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GO TO THE MAP SPIRE YOU FUCKING RETARDED SHARK

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>>19458803
Based shork

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>>19458797
Gura is smarter than anyone who would type that out, lol.

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this would be a much better stream if every dark souls fan were executed and /v/ was deleted

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>>19458882
nah thats dmc

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>>19458923
I'd rather learn the game together with her

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>>19458932
oh nyo, someone's mad

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Has she even used Torrent yet?

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>>19458932
lol seethe soulsfag

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>>19458985
she literally just did

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>>19458985
Piracy is a crime.

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>>19458913
me

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>>19458985
Yes, twice. It died both times.

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>>19458202

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>>19458985
you're not watching the stream

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>>19458797
>grooming gura to come over and drink your "smart juice" after school

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>>19459005
I want to fuck gura on top of a pile of discarded copies of Elden Ring

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>>19459090
>randoseru
the dream

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>>19458882
Nah Elden Ring isn't like that. Also that wasn't a slight against DMC, I love those games.

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>>19459090

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I think Gura might be the dumbest player to play a souls game.

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Gura would have more fun if she just spammed R1.

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>>19458949
The people who spend the entire thread posting "I don't get it, why do people like this?" and "Wow, I hate Soulsfags" are far more obnoxious.

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Someone tell her about sprint, please.

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>makes it past the hard part (by running)
>dies to random trash mob

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I think Gura might be the dumbest

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she seems to think you can only attack in parry windows when she could be slapping them during their normal animations too.

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>>19459161
Nah, she's honestly the smartest souls player.
She wouldn't even play it unless she was getting paid out the ass for it.
The dumbest souls players are the ones that pay for it and actually play it lmao

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>>19459153
No, this is about average for someone streaming.

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Jesus fucking christ Gura literally all you have to do to get past this is try finger but hole.

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I love my shark and her perfect parry autism.

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>>19459212
Running past everything is a bad idea since you get no items, no runes, no nothing, and then the boss roadblocks you forever and you can't progress.

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I think Gura

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>>19459212
To be fair, she only died because she practicing the parry. She (probably) could have killed him normally.

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she's playing this the exact same way I would

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>>19459245
I can't believe I'm laughing so hard at this

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>You will never be Gura's hornboy

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>>19459236
What's your favorite stream game?

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>may as well kill 'em all, am I right

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>>19459201
shes been sprinting all game retard, pay attention

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>>19459180
Definitely. It's also not that hard to get if you take some time to understand the mechanics. I used to hate Dark Souls because I didn't get it, but after spending some time learning it it's now my favorite series of games.

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So who did she watch to get this autistic about parrying?

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>>19459299
Minecraft.

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all the soulsfags getting angy at gooba in this thread is hilarious

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>>19459260
lmao

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>>19459245
If only I had a...
giant but hole

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>Gura didn't want to embarrass herself against Margit and knew she would only play for 3 hours so she purposely slowed down the pace so she would only fight trash mobs and "win"
rate my rrat

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>>19459362
Visions of horse,
but hole

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What's the point of open world when the game is all about boss battles?

I might have cared about that ten years ago. Atleast Gura is cute.

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>>19459318
I enjoy the games and I really don't care if other people don't, I just don't understand why they have to be so annoying about it.

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she kept turning her camera and missed the wolf rain :(

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>>19459260
holy fucking shit

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The game literally tells you that you can double jump when you first use torrent, why does nobody get that lol

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>>19458826
are you high or new?

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>>19459329
Some Margit parry-only video.

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>>19459447
>souls game
>double jump

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>>19459407
Going right to Margit is a bad idea, should hit the mini dungeons and bosses there.

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>>19459418
Yeah, I guess it's a reaction to the early "git gud" culture of Dark Souls that now hating the games is a personality

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>>19459447
no reading amigo

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TuTorial

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>Seven are we...

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>>19459418
I enjoy the games but acknowledge they're not perfect however I can only imagine the vehement hardcore souls-antis in this thread are fucking mongoloids with garbage tranny taste in videogames or autists who just want to watch girls play boring trash like Minecraft all day.

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>Be playing ER myself
>Take a break to brows le /vt/ and check up on shit
>gooruh is playing
she's not my oshi but holy shit based
is she actually good at it? Watching Kiara's stream was an exercise in pain. I know she's got good reflexes and plays shit like DMC so...

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GURA PLEASE

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I want a members stream where she just does different accents

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>>19459533
it's very obvious that she is bored and phoning it in for the paycheque.
blame from software for making the same game since 2009

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>>19459533
she sucks but it's fun seeing her be retarded

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>>19459533
She's bad at it, as is to be expected. But Kiara was at least sincere in her desire to enjoy and experience the game. Gura is flippant as always about it if not more than usual.

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If that barrier wasn't there, she'd have aggroed another NPC.

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>>19459533
she has the basis down but doesn't get 40 of the game because "reading hard"

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>>19459415
What open world game has an good open world content?

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>>19458510
BRING BACK POWER WASH SIM

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gura with the quick peek

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>>19459495
This, its the number one mistake a lot of people make.
Because the grace's guidance points towards there, a lot of people head straight there and are stuck fighting Margit at a low level with a +1 weapon, and they die in 1 or 2 hits depending on starting class and complaim that the game is too hard, when they could have instead explored the open world, fought a bunch of bosses who are way weaker than Margit, gotten stronger and had a much better time against him.

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>>19459610
Yeah, that about sums it up

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i wish gura would play bully again
i hope she hasn't played it because she needs silentpatch perms or something retarded like that

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>ywn be Gooruh's sidebitch
bros, why live?

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>>19459575
>>19459584
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>>19459610
Well, damn, that sucks. Sorry your girl isn't having fun.
No, Kiara isn't my oshi either, but I'm basically just watching any Holomem that plays it that I can understand, no speaku jappu

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>>19459447
>game lets you double jump with the mount
>jump off a high ledge
>use second jump just before hitting the bottom
>land safely on the ground
>die
Sasuga, Miyazaki.

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Gura forgot she needed up up strength for the sword, again.

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>>19459654
they lost the perms i think

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>>19459637
the number one mistake is booting up the game when you could be doing literally anything else lol

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nice advice management kek

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>>19459678
Classic Zaki

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>>19459678
Fall damage is calculated by time falling, not velocity. Double jumping doesn't reset it.

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MANAGEMENT HATE

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MANAGEMENT HATE
>>19459654
50/50, she plays whatever she wants whenever she wants

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>>19457058
Fuck Metal Gear, fuck Konami and fuck you for enabling kojimbo.

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>management nerfing the talents
wtf

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>>19459697
manager advice pls understand

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Management is retarded confirmed. Well, confirmed again.

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>>19459712
This guy has posted about how much he hates Souls games in the same faggy tryhard smug manner no less than like 60 times in the past two threads.

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>gura's manager finally does something
>it's actually worse than doing nothing
sasuga

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>>19459700
fuck

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>>19459575
Why do you try so hard to shit post outside of /v/

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>>19459678
It's explicitly designed that way because you're supposed to do the platforming to get down from heights. There's some great examples in Liurnia where every so often on the plateaus surrounding the lake there are obvious staggered ledges/platforms that you are supposed to use.
It's so that you don't get speedfags ignoring shit like looking for the jump points (no fall damage if you land in them from height) or otherwise just try to skip platforming by "muh perfectly timed pro jump skills"

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>>19459637
I fought Margit at level 14 with no weapon upgrade and beat him in two attempt using the Jellyfish and AI Coop summon. Those people are idiots.

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>>19459750
>>19459751
>hivemind

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>I'm very fit, wanna see?
GURA, COME ONE

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>>19459654
It keeps crashing so there's literally no point, even if she got the go ahead.

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>softcap is vigor 40
Imagine a player spending their first 28 levels into vigor.

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>>19459819
thats why i mentioned the silentpatch which fixes 99% of crashes

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>>19459749
Imagine stuggling with basic physics programming in 20fucking22. Jesas.

[Anonymous No.]

3 hours only pack it up boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>19459804
>using the Jellyfish and AI Coop summon
You didn't beat anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>axed for three hours
gura, your grammar reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>19459764
He got filtered by Margit probably

[Anonymous No.]

Oh so request hours

[Anonymous No.]

>wants to play for another 3 hours
It's funny seeing you guys always be wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>19459847
It's on purpose so you can't cheese getting to certain areas that are far down

[Anonymous No.]

>>19459804
No, I'm talking about normal people, not sissies that summon for boss fights.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do they have to ask for hours?

[Anonymous No.]

how does fromsoft benefit from budgeting hours like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>I wished I had asked for double the amount of time

She lied as naturally as she breathed

[Anonymous No.]

>>19459887
She mentioned she only asked for 3 hours last week

[Anonymous No.]

chumbuds i have mint moose tracks ice cream!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19459749
>Fall damage is calculated by time falling, not velocity.
SASUGA MIYAZAKI YES I'M MAD

>>19459803
>give player mount so they can go anywhere in the map and skip mobs, bosses, and whatever else you want
BUT NOT THE PLATFORMING ELEMENTS YOU CANNOT SKIP THAT

This thread would be better if she went back to Powerwashing and never did ER again.

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>>19459915
Yeah, I don't get that either

[Anonymous No.]

>>19459801
what do you mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>19459908
Because we live in a clown world

[Anonymous No.]

>>19459905
are spirits summons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19459944
sounds yummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>19459823
After playing this game for like 50 hours myself, honestly strength and dex isn't all that needed. Just get enough to use a weapon in one hand and level the fuck out of the weapon. My Greatsword which is +15 shits out damage like crazy, and I only have the base level of stats to use it.

[Anonymous No.]

Should I go blind playing this game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19459823
Enemy health and damage scales up too hard in this game.
Going hard on vigor early is bad because you do way too little damage and you survive like one extra attack anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19459915
Just cunty Japanese businessmen flexing what little power they can over corporate streamers while much bigger western streamers can play for as long and whenever the fuck they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19459915
No, many nips are just retarded and think that people won't buy their games if people see their games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19459977
it's so good

[Anonymous No.]

>>19459904
In a series that's had the Fall Control glitch since forever that's really fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19459872
>>19459905
I'm gonna lie about it on /v/ and tell everyone else to git gud.

[Anonymous No.]

RDR2 is coming back once Gura is able to make it run right bros?..

[Anonymous No.]

>>19459847
>>19459945
What >>19459904 said. Also, there are certain locations represented by those weird tornado wind things where you can jump down from any distance and land safely. Use those if you really want to go far down without dying.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a fucking cat meowing on the left or am I finally going completely insane?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19459944
GIWTWM

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>>19459908
all japanese companies are run by retards like cover is

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460039
i hope so
elden ring is super boring

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460039
You should have given up hope on that a long time ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19459846
Yes, but you'll need a go ahead for patching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460035
>Previous games had a glitch
>Waaaah this game doesn't let you use this glitch literally unplayable!
Do you motherfuckers really

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460002
Sure. If you hit a wall check out VaatiVidya's Beginner's Guide

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460035
Yeah, I do agree with that. I was pretty disappointed when I first found out you couldn't double jump to avoid damage. Fall damage in general is very weird in this game, but otherwise I'm enjoying it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460039
All these bloated content games are inherently boring, unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460060
>Elden Ring is boring
>DUDE I HECKING LOVE RDR2

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>>19459819
I started playing again since gura played and I haven't crashed once in 14 hours with the silent patch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460039
She did talk about it again recently, so I wouldn't call it completely dead yet, though Im not getting my hopes up

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460091
which is super retarded in and of itself
it's a fucking open source free patch
they don't even need permission from anyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460044
No shit, but the point is it gives you a fucking double jump and you cannot use it in the most obvious way because the game is trying to restrict where you can go. Fuck that in open world games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19459944
I don't like mint.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this game easy to get into if you've never played Dark Souls before in your life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460131
>your game is bad
>my game is good

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460104
If you're unsure if the fall is gonna kill you or damage you, drop a rainbow prism down first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460039
hope so, has it been a year now?

[Anonymous No.]

>Mentions Mori
Closed the stream.
I really hate that Mori and Gura might be friends, doesnt even make sense. Gura seems the type to absolutely hate Mori's cingry try hard humor and fake wigger personality

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460175
this but unironically

[Anonymous No.]

Ironically these giant things are WAY easier to kill without lock-on. I'm not saying that as a sweaty tryhard soulsfag who never uses lock-on, I usually do, but it's way easier to just take a passing swing at his legs and keep going without the camera getting autistic and swinging around wildly

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460171
Yes, just make sure to avoid anything that's hard for you and make sure to never listen to what /v/ says you HAVE to do to beat anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460114
Elden Ring is not nearly as bloated as RDR2. There's a lot of empty space between content but the content is meaty when you get to it. Half of all RDR2 content is meaningless filler.

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>>19460096
>Fail to fix a glitch for multiple games in a row
>Ignore basic physics to make the game less interesting
Ogey. You'd think they'd have learnt from DaSII but oh well.

>>19460104
After Sekiro it's just kind of stupid but whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460175
It's an objectively laughable suggestion to call an open world Souls game more boring than an overly cinematic cowboy movie game (that also happens to be "woke" faggotry as the cherry on top).

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460183
Yeah, I found out about that yesterday. It's been very helpful. And I actually did figure out an unintended path to a late game area with very clever jumping down a cliff. Took me like 20 tries. lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460146
JPs need permission for everything nowadays. Don't forget that nijisanji used a jp language mod for among us over a year ago, and the mod creator went apeshit over it since they didn't ask for his permission.

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>>19460148
It's not total open world. You are already under restrictions on where you can go based on what key items you have and which bosses you've killed. You have a lot of choice, but not infinite choice. You could whine about how you can't fly through the air on your horse, since it's restricting where you can go as well.
Double jumping is to reach higher locations or gain a bit of extra height in general. If you're really going to cry over it like a manchild, I don't know what else to say besides find another game that doesn't send you into a fit.

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>>19460194
They're co-workers you retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460194
Watch streams

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>>19460171
The start is much harder than any other Souls intro. After that it's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460171
You can summon spirits to help you in this game, otherwise it is as hard as the other ones if you don't do it.
Spirits are mobs you can summon once during boss battles or certain places, they can soak up a lot of damage and let you hit enemies from behind depending on which you use.

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>>19460251
i mean, was the mod open source? if it wasn't open source i can kind of understand that

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>>19460185
yes. i was hoping Gura would do an april's fools joke where she would schedule RDR2 and play GUN instead and pretend nothing was wrong.
maybe this year ahah...

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>>19460217
I still think making Souls games open world was an inherently misguided concept but whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to watch Gura play a hard game and struggle and give her a little kiss on the head while she focuses and cheer her on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460227
>>Ignore basic physics to make the game less interesting
>you have to search for opportunities to carefully pick your way down from high places to traverse
>this is less 'interesting' then just mindlessly jumping off of cliffs and abusing a double-jump fall-damage-cancel
good joke, 1/10 bait

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>>19460204
They're easier to kill if you just break stance them which you can do in two hits if you know what you're doing. Gooruh obviously doesn't.

>>19460254
It should fly. It's an open world game. BotW lets you at least glide.

[Anonymous No.]

stop arguing, I just want to have sex with gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460303

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>>19460284
He posted it on his twitter, so I assumed he was fine with people using it, just not companies I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460303
same desu

[Anonymous No.]

chumbies, gotta close the stream now and head to bed
hope the rest turns out to be kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460171
i'm not finding it to be that bad. There isn't a difficulty slider but you can use magic and summons to lower the difficulty if you need it. The death runs are usually pretty short as well.
also if you are an explorefag, this game really sets the standard for how much stuff there is to find. It feels like the first time I played morrowind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460316
Breath of the Wild is objectively garbage and you're a retard or a Nintendo fanboy if you think it's anything more than boring mediocre trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>alright though

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460326
Yeah...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460346
why??

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>>19460131
RDR2 is so much better than soulsshit it's insane that souls games are even in the same medium as RDR2. it's like comparing the mona lisa to a hobo's shit smeared mural in the club bathroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460346
Anon it's only ten more minutes. You can make it

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460381
>>19460394
tired and work tomorrow
night chumbies

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460372
BotW is garbage, but at least it has gliding.

[Anonymous No.]

Being stance-broken off of Torrent is literally the most cancerous shit
I get that they have to punish you for taking too many hits to keep from just cheesing overworld bosses/hard mobs with horseback combat, but the fact that you go into complete paralysis for like 5 seconds, and half the time the enemy has a follow-up in the combo that has a hitbox that is wide enough and lasts for long enough that it can reach you even if you dodge immediately when it's available
Like, I don't care about knocking the player off of their horse and making them think about how they fucked up, but the window is just ridiculously long

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460387
the mona lisa is shit tho, as your taste in art

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460387
This person was born a year before 9/11.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460310
>this is less 'interesting' then just mindlessly jumping off of cliffs and abusing a double-jump fall-damage-cancel
Yes, because you actually have to live with the consequences of jumping down a pit you probably weren't intended to go down at that point ala classic Metroid. But of course allowing for sequence breaking is too hard for modern devs.
>you have to search for opportunities to carefully pick your way down from high places to traverse
Take your dreary immersive BotW garbage out of my fantasy games please, I'm here to have fun, if I wanted to spend time rock climbing I'd just do it IRL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460446
>using the horse for anything but travel
Actually ngmi, wish you were punished more for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460446
cheesing huhaha

[Anonymous No.]

just turned it on, how is the shark doing overall?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460171
Yeah I think it should be because if you get stuck you can just go somewhere else and get stronger

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460461
>>19460470
gura clearly enjoyes RDR2 much more than this game, it's painfully obvious lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460500
Not that great, but she's getting better

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460387
RDR2 is fucking ass. It's a fucking slog to play through because it animates every fucking unnecessary thing there is in the game from picking up loot to looking at items. Jesus Christ, I feel like half my time in that game is stuck in a mini cutscene instead of an actually fucking video game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460461
i like the one with the funny man with the apple in front of his face

[Anonymous No.]

so many snort laughs

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460506
Gura's a brainlet zoomer who would rather watch a movie and do quests for the suffragette movement than play an actual videogame? Who would have thought.

>>19460446
When you knock enemies off their horse they too go into complete paralysis for "5" seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460561
I'm in heaven

[Anonymous No.]

she won't really ask for six hours for a second stream, will she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19459764
must be a game journalist

[Anonymous No.]

Horse combat is fucking awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460556
yeah, Magritte is great, but the funny apple one is not his best one, imo

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460372
BotW is much, much easier than Elden Ring, you're basically invincible for as long as you got food in your inventory.
So it is a better streamer game when the streamer in question is bad at games, less repeating a lot of content due to constantly dying.

Today Noel spent her ENTIRE 4 HOURS STREAM fighting Godrick, the first major boss, there are many of those left and honestly, Godrick is by far the easiest one, so Noel will probably need many dozens of streams to finish it. If it was BotW she would have just beaten him first try and move on with the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460500
She has potential. She is able to improve quickly, so she'll go as far as she wants in the game.

[Anonymous No.]

why does this game still run like shit when 90% of the geometry is covered in shitty fog

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460591
I hope she asks for 8

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460591
she isnt touching any souls game again

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460491
I can't even begin to fathom someone picking up a souls game, knowing how brutal and difficult the game can be, and then getting pissy over not being able to double jump to cancel fall damage.
What kind of autism are you on, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460580
>i hate gura
Yeah I know, I can tell

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460614
Thats a weird way to spell Rennala

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460500
absolute noob but her hearts in the right place

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460614
>game takes a long time to beat
That's something a STREAMER would like, anon.

Also https://streamable.com/ri1m9r

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460659
What in my post indicated a need for something less difficult? You didn't actually read it, did you?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sit on the couch and play video games with Gura. Just get real comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460689
ok yesmen

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460659
apparently he is flaunting his ignorance and is interpreting my posts as saying that these are 'sequence breaks', when in reality it's just a shortcut instead of riding 3 minutes down the naturally-descending road and then doubling back

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460640
Sixteen times the detail, please andastand

[Anonymous No.]

lots of foot mentions today. I'm happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460709
i wanna get my dick real comfy inside her womb

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460640
Fromsoft doesn't know how to optimize PC ports. Small indie company pls understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460640
there's a decade old bug that makes the game try to scan for usb devices unnecessarily. You can fix it by disabling the HID controller in device manager.
Since gura is a streamer she has some oddball usb devices, that's probably causing the issue.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what games Gura would like? The Gravity Rush games.

[Anonymous No.]

You know I like a lot of the games you guys are calling garbage. Even games that are getting compared against one another, I probably had fun with both. It makes me wonder if I'm just not critical enough. Do I have shit taste?

[Anonymous No.]

It's ovre.

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>>19460640
You see all those castles and stuff? You can go inside with no loading time whatsoever, and they are all huge dungeons you could take an entire afternoon exploring.
The game is just that massive and everything is loading instantly so you never have to go through any loading screens to reach places. This is why this game is so demanding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460773
Too much reading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460436
good night!

[Anonymous No.]

she literally only has 3 hours to play?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460773
too much motion sickness

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460783
no, you're just not an retard who can enjoy things

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460783
>enjoy more things
>YOU'RE the one with shit taste
Nah, he's a miserable fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460783
>wanting to be more autistic
You'll get there eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460614
>Today Noel spent her ENTIRE 4 HOURS STREAM fighting Godrick, the first major boss
>If it was BotW she would have just beaten him first try and move on with the game
Much more entertaining than seeing her wandering through empty pastel green fields sparsely dotted with tiny bits of shrubbery and the odd disposable bokoblin garbage enemy, with the most horribly boring shitty and uninspired world design and art direction imaginable, featuring only the finest assets of a quality recognizable from the Gamecube or Wii era. Going from disconnected shrine to disconnected shrine doing meaningless vapid puzzles using physics manipulation. Wowie zowie! It's like I've been transported back to 2004 when Valve made Half Life 2 and physics were a novelty!

Game journalists the world over agree, a solid 10/10 because it has the name Zelda!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460707
I dont understand japanese, what is she upset about

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460783
No, they're all good games being used for stupid arguments about nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460783
It's literally just /v/ expats raging about other people enjoying a game (and chuubas streaming it) that they don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460783
Enjoy everything, ignore seething faggots, best attitude
t. yeah, me

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's character scream sounds like fucking Waluigi

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460808
Yes, she only asked for three hours to play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460804
i could do that 40 years ago in DOS games, not very impressive

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460729
Stop pretending that it's not disabled to prevent gameplay complications and about avoiding trivializing the game, it's fucking unsightly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460783
No? Some people just don't like having fun and prefer meaninglessly complaining instead of just doing things they like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460387
I preffered the crazy over the top shit of Red dead revolver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460736
What if she claims it as her property and doesn't let you take it back out ever again

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460446
just
dodge

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460837
Snoy spotted

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460773
Better games than Red Dead Redemption 2 or Breath of the Wild.

I suspect Gura wouldn't actually like the franchise because it has soul and a kind of sweet sincerity whereas she's a soulless zoomer perpetually overdosing on irony.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460580
I don't think Gura has the attention span for RDR2's story mode either. To me she doesn't seem to like video games in general that much. There's a small amount of games that she enjoys and her attention doesn't last for very long so she drops those quickly as well. Nothing wrong with that though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460640
the fog is a weather effect, at different times the draw distance is actually really far
>>19460741
Yeah, as much as I love the game, there's really no excuse for the performance issues. The PC port is always low priority, it seems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460783
no anon you just have passion for stuff still.
enjoy it while it lasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460821
Actually, that's probably true.

>>19460783
Most of the games I like get shit on by other people, but I do dislike a lot of the game discussed in this thread so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>I try to get between his leg
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

if we're talking r*-like I think she'd enjoy the saints row games.

[Anonymous No.]

I love games that make her swear

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460903
shitendo fag spotted
ready to eat another shit pokemon game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460520
Nah, the only people who complain about the speed of RDR2 are dopamine deprived zoomers. Gura has the patience and appreciation for RDR2 because it isn't a meme game like soulsshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460865
>that it's not disabled to prevent gameplay complications and about avoiding trivializing the game
You really don't know what the fuck you're talking about, unironically. There is nothing in the overworld that is part of the 'sequence' (i.e. the main progression) that requires jumping down to shit, aside from MAYBE some dumb shit like skipping rooms in the legacy dungeons (castles and shit) - but you can't ride your fucking horse in them in the first place so your autistic rage about the double-jumping not canceling fall damage is irrelevant.
Stop talking about shit you don't fucking know a single thing about

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460838
Take a guess. https://streamable.com/ak006f

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460783
never listen to 4chan on things they dont like

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460753
The heck, really? This is my first time reading about this. I'll check that out next time I'm on the computer. Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.]

ez mode

[Anonymous No.]

I don't have high hopes for Gura playing the new Kirby game more than once.

[Anonymous No.]

>Toe

[Anonymous No.]

Good job goobrr

[Anonymous No.]

>YOU GET NOTHING
BRAVE, GAME OF THE FUCKING YEAR

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460804
>You see all those castles and stuff?
Holy shit, a castle in the distant! I'm going to ride there right now!
>spend 15 minutes riding to the castle
Oh, man! I can't wait to go inside!
>go inside and it's completely different from the giant open world that had nothing important in it
Man, why did they bother with the boring open world at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460783
if you enjoy a game then it's good

[Anonymous No.]

>>19461016

[Anonymous No.]

Fromsoft SEETHING

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460995
fucking christ, if she was gonna embrace SOVL and LARP as herself in game (guessing that's why she insists on using a mace), it'd be nice if she spent a little more time grasping her range (or lack thereof)

[Anonymous No.]

>>19461067
its an adventure faggot

[Anonymous No.]

gura stop being so gay

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER WAIFU

[Anonymous No.]

>>19461063
Enemies only drop stuff sometimes, like in every souls game

[Anonymous No.]

>she likes the game
Wow

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460995
God shes cute when shes angry

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460993
>methodical and strategic sluggishness
Yea, I got places to be and things to do. I wanna play a video game to have fun not pretend mini cutscenes aren't wasting my time when I'm trying to loot shit and move on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19461063
>he doesn't know these things are actually respawning trash mobs
kek

[Anonymous No.]

She will play this again and ask for 6 hours this time but will only play for 4 hours

[Anonymous No.]

Despite banging her head against a wall for most of the stream, I think she sees the potential, so that's promising

[Anonymous No.]

Isn't Gura supposed to be playing senran kagura sometime soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460991
There sale are good how many first parties have this year you have? ohh that's right 2 only and begging the other release this year. Go back to v/ to scream a seething like you snoyfags always do

[Anonymous No.]

She wouldn't be leveling up and stuff if she wasn't going to play again.
right, guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460804
Well, Dungeon Siege had huge dungeons and no loading screens like 20 years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19461109
I like adventures that aren't full of worthless, empty space I have to traverse to get to the good stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>longest I've ever played a soulsgame
she lied as easily as she breathed

[Anonymous No.]

>>19461067
you're not wrong, but i enjoy it anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>has to ask for a specific amount of hours
The gayest most faggotass aids ridden corpo-scum Jew bullshit I have ever heard of.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's say hypothetically she has /ggg/ up on her other monitor and glances at it from time to time during the stream to read your comments. What do you to say to her?

[Anonymous No.]

I think Gura if she plays again will google some shit. She seemed like she researched before playing. So she will probably return stronger. She definitely doesn't understand how OP rolling is though. Also looks like she'd rather play Seikiro lol

[Anonymous No.]

I think Gura is genuinely enjoying this game. She's trying a lot of different things and seems genuinely into the world, although not on the level as a lorefag. She's not amazing at the game, but she's better than a lot of first timers I see streaming. It's always nice seeing someone new to the game trying it out, especially when it's someone as fun as Gura.
Does anyone know if Hololive members get to stream it again after their first stream playing it? I want to see how far Gura gets before she stops playing it live.

[Anonymous No.]

Make sure to leave a comment in the video for Gura not to play Elden Shit again
Thanks Guys!

[Anonymous No.]

I would be upset

[Anonymous No.]

>>19461209
>iso ARPG where shit off-camera can be easily culled to make rendering easier
>bro it's literally the same thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>19460994
If you don't think there's a gameplay reason for it you're fucking retarded, they've had mechanics that deliberately trivialize fall damage for games on end, it's nothing to do with that and everything to do with them not being able to allow for the game getting broken, where you can and can't do it is irrelevent you stupid fucking nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19461265
I don't want you to be upset

[Anonymous No.]

I'm fine with her playing ER if she wants to. Otherwise, please make her stop.

>>19461234
I respect you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19461235
Most games are like this but she doesn't mention it often

[Anonymous No.]

>>19461264
meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>19461243
Play gungeon you damn bratty shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>19461247
Sekiro is unironically a rhythm game. She would probably enjoy it way more and be much better at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19461235
It's the nips man, they love their corporate bullshit enough to literally die for it

[Anonymous No.]

>having to reserve timeslots for a >50 hour game
wtf miyazaki..?

[Anonymous No.]

play sekiro instead gura. its kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>19461306
Prs understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>19461243
I want to impregnate your feet Gura!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19461283
Then have gura play on stream

[Anonymous No.]

Here's to more ER streams
a man can hope
though I would take Sekiro any day

[Anonymous No.]

>>19461304
>rhythm game
actual fucking mental retardation

[Anonymous No.]

>>19461133
>likes the game
>needs people to comment before she'll bother scheduling another
This is another "likes" situation like so many other games she claims to like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19461243
Aishiteru, Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19461306
I'm guessing they don't want overlapping game streams for some reason.

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>>19461304
Yeah Sekiro is also more simple in that regard. Souls games have a lot of stats and different ways of fighting. Sekiro is like you said pure action rhythm game.

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>>19461270
Give just one (1) example of a place in Elden Ring (TM) where you need to get to a lower altitude and fall-damage-canceling using the horse would skip something story-related.

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>>19461305
we should've let them win WWII, they're permanently in the 1950s now

[Anonymous No.]

Thank god it's over. It was painful to watch Gura have to endure this garbage game. I hope the paycheque clears quickly for her so she can make up for the hours she wasted playing it.

[Anonymous No.]

wow she killed that quick

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>>19461306
So is it From being retarded or Bamco being retarded?

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>>19461227
You don't like adventures, you like theme parks.

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>>19461353
I'll try anon but you will have to accept if she grinds off stream!

[Anonymous No.]

Shark good

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>>19461414
I was just about to mention how her end screen was a glib and hollow facsimile of Pomu's incredible intro screen.

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>>19461414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVcQTECY_ZQ

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>>19461428
You don't like adventures, you like football fields

[Anonymous No.]

I think she'd better just jump into Sekiro since it's not that close to Elden Ring. Also, a good amount of backseating because she clearly doesn't read the instructions and applies them into combat. Not for bosses of course, but just enough so she doesn't make obvious dumb decisions. Also, does FromSoft really have to ask for a hard time limit on how much you play their games? That is such a dumb rule. How are you suppose to know how long you can play a game for if you haven't played a souls game before?

[Anonymous No.]

no more post stream messages for grays

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>>19461414
I don't think the game is garbage. Maybe it's not your type of game.

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>>19461365
I don't mind getting this game spoiled as I'm playing it at the same time as her, if she schedules Sekiro I'll actually have to stop ignoring it and play it so I don't get spoiled though

[Anonymous No.]

People arguing that Elden Ring's world is empty is really stupid and shows you haven't actually paid attention to the game because it's surprisingly dense for how big it is. There's so much secret stuff to find. But that's enough about Elden Ring, this is the Gura thread.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm hoping for Sekiro soon. Elden ring is pretty meh for me, but if Gura enjoys it then hopefully she requests more time next time.

[Anonymous No.]

still reeling from the vodpocalypse I guess
>thanks fromsoft directly multiple times
>begs for positive comments on the vod
>sticks to the time limit obsessively
really weird

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>>19461428
Adventures only work if you don't see the copy/pasta environments made with as much AAA game development efficiency as possible to keep down budgets. You know what gave me a sense of adventure? The older Miyazaki games. DSIII and Bloodborne. Now those games set my imagination on fire. ER is a fucking procedurally generated borefest.

[Anonymous No.]

Sekiro has less stats, weapons, and other fiddle bits. She'd miss less and like it better.

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>>19461508
a most sensible decision

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I will request sekiro instead of ER

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>>19461556
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Having a set character and weapon makes things easier for someone like Gura.

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>>19461426
most likely bamco since they are the publisher. i don't even know why From don't just do self publishing. all of their games have sold great, they should have enough to self publish globally. hell, they even published sekiro themselves for japan.

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>>19461543
The secret is they're hipster /vt/tards who haven't and never intend to play it, and are hellbent on poisoning the well because they're autistically enraged that people are enjoying something they aren't interested in

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>>19460736
rude and lewd

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>>19461557
>ER is a fucking procedurally generated borefest.
have you actually played it?

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>>19461414
Thank god it's over? You say that like you had a gun to your head, forcing you to watch the stream. If you hated it so much, why were you watching to begin with? Stop watching. Close the tab. Do something else you enjoy.

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>>19461555
what are you referring too?

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>>19461543
>secret stuff
OH SHIT A CAVE IN THE CORNER OF THE MAP
OH SHIT IT HAS ENEMIES IN IT
OH SHIT IT HAS A PISS EASY BOSS IN IT
OH SHIT IT'S OVER IN LIKE 20 MINUTES TOP IF YOU'RE SHIT
OH SHIT ANOTHER CAVE BUT NOW IT'S NOT CHALICE DUNGEON DIRT, IT'S CHALICE DUNGEON CATACOMBS
GOD I LOVE THESE SECRETS
Yes, I'm a faggot.

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>>19461633
Yeah, that seems pretty clear by all the Pepe posting. I understand why people hate them so much now.

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>>19461646
Why ask questions you already know the answer to?

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>>19461633
/v/tards*
i guess /vt/ards kinda is accurate too
>>19461646
to plays devil's advocate for the hipster contrarian faggot, he might mean something along the lines of how SpeedTree populates environments with trees? idk

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>>19460194
You closed the stream from just her mentioning mori for a few seconds? Go take meds skitzo.

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>>19461633
Pretty much this
t.dumbass autist who is confused that people like thing that I don't understand.

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>>19461633
watching her play it actually got me in the mood to play bloodborne, a superior game.

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>>19461706
at least you're cognizant of it

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if she streams it again, i hope that she plays for several hours off stream to determine with absolute certainty whether she enjoys it

[Anonymous No.]

I miss her

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>>19461266
Yes, they used 20 year old tech to make a similar game experience.

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>>19461723
oh my

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that was a really good stream.

dewa, kaette /v/-kun.

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>>19461646
Yes. Have you seen the same Square Block building ruin half sunk in the ground? Have you seen the same diagonal angled rock jutting out of the earth? Have you seen the same wooden camp house over and over again? How about the ruined stone building? How about a giant lake with a sunken town that uses the same fucking buildings just shoved into the earth at different angles and at different heights?

What's even more bothersome is that the detail to the assets they reuse makes it's more obvious they're being reused.

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>>19461751
Yeah I'm old and never even heard of this game until it was released and I don't understand the hype but whatever I guess. I'm gonna go play Tetris effect and get annoyed that it's too fast and I suck at it

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>>19461434

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>>19461663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IVCwr6Q99I
it was instigated by capcom, but fromsoft/bamco took for fucking ever to get back on board with hololive.

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Oh is the stream over? I just got home so I'm gonna watch now.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura can master everything if she can master mario kart

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>>19461888
When's the next tournament, triples-kun?

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>>19461804
>Reusing assets = procedural generation
You're not wrong in regards to some assets being reused, but you're literally just spitting out /v/ buzzwords with apparently zero comprehension of what they mean now. Try to make it a little less obvious

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>>19461922
the only recent sign of mario kart was kiara's stream this morning. she currently remains no threat to gura.

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>>19461414
>Pomu image
Of course

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>>19461353
you can tell her you know!

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>>19461947
Sorry, hand-crafted copy/pasta. Happy?

[Anonymous No.]

Was Gura cute today too?

[Anonymous No.]

Fact: Gura would be having more fun if she went with Magic.
The Vergil build is right up her ally.

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>>19461748
Bloodborne needs a rerelease that runs at a decent framerate.

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>>19462012
cute and bratty as usual

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>>19461414
why is every single pomudachi so incredibly painfully unfunny

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>>19461922
They wanted to do a full EN tournament, but no idea when they’ll get around to finding the time for them to do a full collab like that.

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>>19462012
Only if you like her being a potty mouth.

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>>19462013
Correct
magic literally invalides the entire game outside of like 3/100 bosses

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>>19462055
What's wrong with Gura cursing? Her cute voice makes it funny and appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to draw Gura laying eggs.

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>>19462122
based

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>>19462071
I doubt that you have tried a magic focused build for the game because that's not true at all. Gura was picking up the melee tactics pretty well, so she should stick with it

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>>19462049
I imagine Towa might organize something when the new dlc drops.

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>>19461987
You literally replied to a post (unironically, not me) pointing out that you baselessly claimed the game was procedurally-generated, only to start ranting about assets being reused. If the conversation had been ABOUT asset recycling, it might have served a purpose, but the fact that you just vomited it out in response to someone calling you out on claiming the game is procgenned makes it 1/10 needs improvement

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, chumbuds, is this real?
https://streamable.com/x17szn

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>>19462166
Magic is weird in this game in that it's good at first, shit mid-game, then ridiculously OP late game, from what I've seen

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>>19462217
HOLY SHIT YAB

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>>19462217

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>>19462217
As real as a heart attack

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https://twitter.com/sameanko/status/1499225602053722115
thoughts?

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>>19462122
C'mere, you!

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>>19462339
NO, DON'T DISTURB MY ANGEL

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>>19462189
Sorry, hand-crafted, reused and copy/pasta assets. Happy?

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>>19462334
i like it

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>>19462334
Mating press thoughts. T u T

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>>19462334
good

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>>19462122
Sharks don't fucking lay eggs. Die.

[Anonymous No.]

I am in love with your oshi and there is nothing you can do about it. Feel cucked yet?

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>>19462422
that's right, they lay salty snacks

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>>19462217
You may not like it, but this is peak Goomba.

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>>19462422
Shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is still playing isn't she?

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>>19462436
But Gura and I have been married for over a year now? I'm sorry friend, but i think it's you who's the cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19462334
Would rub tummy.

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I’m really looking forward to her next four days of streams.

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>>19462375
Not that anon, but there are a great deal of assets in Elden Ring. The reuse of some of them is not a major concern so long as each one has a unique feeling to it and it does not majorly detract from the overall experience. Each area I've been to in the game has a very distinct feel to it and is visually pleasing.
Minus the east. The east lands can go fuck themselves. Horrific as fuck.

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>>19462536
Same-desu. I've been wanting more duolingo and JP collabs for a long time, and the member's stream looks like it'll be a blast.

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>>19460387
this is the funniest shit i've read all day

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>>19462334
That's me and my cute wife

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>>19462543
I find the reuse of assets more than a little annoying. There is a square/block shaped building ruin that usually sit half-way sunk into the ground. It pops-up regularly enough I'd say there are at least 20 of them in the world. When you come across the same enemy, your brain doesn't think it's a big deal, because you want to identify an enemy, learn it, and then take advantage of that knowledge later to feel better informed about the dangers around you.

However, if you see a castle in one area and then the exact same on in another, you want a lore related reason as to why it's the same. Going around and seeing reused assets in a world from a game series that has explicitly used its surroundings to help tell the story is VERY distracting.

Despite this, I agree there are some very unique and well made areas of the map that really make it feel like you entered another world. But I still prefer the smaller, more detailed and focused environments of past Miyazaki games with beautifully painted sky boxes that made you just wonder about the world around you. I don't care that you couldn't go there or that it didn't have real-time day/night cycles. It was a magnificent painting, frozen in time that told a timeless tale.

I feel ER lacks this.

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I think it would've been better if she just went back and beat DMC4 since she seems keenly aware of it by mentioning that she has done 2 1/2 DMC games as well as the many, many times she references DMC and being motivated. Get some games done out of the way since I don't think she'll get very far in Elden Ring, even if she does return to it.

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>>19462409

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>>19463019
Honestly, this moment alone made the rest of it worth it.

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>>19463004
based. thanks

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>>19462166
you blow asshole at games shut up
>>19462218
its super op if you just go out of your way to get a good spell at the start.

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>>19463019
This smug brat had it coming, honestly.

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>>19463019
best moment of the stream

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>>19463019
Brat got what she deserved.

[Anonymous No.]

No post stream message again. Did management tell her to stop sending those?

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>>19457095
she made at least $10 from this stream

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>>19462994
Once she loses interest in a game or dislike/hate it, she’ll never touch them again. I want to see her beat Amnesia Rebirth and Super Metroid since she’s right at the end for both games, but she didn’t like Rebirth and I don’t know what happened with Super Metroid.

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I've always been very patient when it comes to people playing soulsbornes for the first time. Gura being completely clueless about these games broke me
>doesn't take a keepsake
>constantly parries but only ripostes once on accident
>attacks friendly NPC's
>kills them instead of waiting for a pardon mechanic
>constantly leaves Grace without levelling up
>all while having a guide provided from management
>and having watched other people play

Some of that was excruciating. My expectations were raised because she'd played past games, but apparently that was only for less than three hours.

She isn't hopeless though. She just needs a coach that she can get advice from in real time. Chat is filled with too much chaff. A co-op stream with a Hololive member that's good at the game would be great.

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>>19463267
Gura is never one to frequently send post stream messages, are you trolling or somethin?

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>>19463019
/r/ing that mad "fuck you" she said when she defeated him

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>>19463430
>I don’t know what happened with Super Metroid
pretty sure she just forgot lol

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>>19463494
Agreed. Couldn't have said it better myself. Hopefully after doing some more research and off stream play she'll have a less painful experience next time.

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>>19463494
>doesn't take a keepsake
She forgot. Apparently she did last time she played, but it slipped her mind. Happens sometimes.
>constantly parries but only ripostes once on accident
She absolutely didn't need to parry constantly, but I applaud her for trying. I've got thousands of hours across the various souls games and I've still yet to work in parries to my regular skillset. I only do it specifically when I want to feel cool. The riposte thing bothered me, though.
>attacks friendly NPC's
I don't think she realized what the implications were of this. A lot of people think the game won't let them kill an NPC. They learn the hard way.
>kills them instead of waiting for a pardon mechanic
She had no way of knowing this was a thing.
>constantly leaves Grace without levelling up
This drove me crazy.
>all while having a guide provided from management
No idea what that guide included and she no doubt didn't memorize it prior to playing.
>and having watched other people play
No excuse for this one. At least, in regards to things that aren't combat related.

[Anonymous No.]

Most importantly, she missed holding Melina's hand by leveling up when it first becomes available. You know she would have loved that.

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>>19463619
the whole rant or just the fuck you?

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>>19463494
>>19463662
I've never gave a fuck how others play games I like, and I just enjoyed Gura being cute like always. I am thankful I was not born a gameplay autist.

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>>19463494
sounds like you soulsbornefags need to chillax near noobs, she was learning pretty fast by gura standards, most of what you mentioned she eventually figured out she was doing it wrong in the span of just three hours, if you want a real "gura didn't even learned the game" experience watch the final stream of DMCV

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>>19462600
>>19460131
RDR2 is a better asthetic cause cowboys cool. That is why Gura carpetbags as a country/cow girl and I have a lever action gun

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>>19463812
rant will be good

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>>19463267
why would she tell greys she loves them?

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>>19463845
When you're a soulsfag, you have an inner tryhard that you struggle to contain constantly. I speak from experience. I try my best not to be too hard on newcomers to the series. No need to be rude over critique, though.

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I'm in love with Gura!

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>>19463494
this long analysis is exactly what I wasn't looking forward to with this stream, she doesn't go full tryhard into games unless she knows she likes them already and I'm surprised people don't know this by now

[Anonymous No.]

I had fun watching Gura today

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>>19463662
Same about parrying honestly. The risk to reward is so much lower than just blocking or dodging and souls encourages playing it safe the most compared to bloodborne or sekiro so I rarely even try for parries. But I can see why they appeal to her rhythm gamer mindset, and it certainly feels good to pull them off. The riposte thing is interesting though, I've watched several streamers play these games for the first time and almost everyone seems to struggle with it at first. I don't think having to walk up to the enemies after staggering them makes intuitive sense to most people, since the parry is the hard part. They assume parry should automatically equal critical attack. It makes more sense once you realize you can stagger in multiple ways and parries are just one way to get to a riposte.

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>>19463947
>when you're a soulsfag, you gotta be extra faggoty
Ogey.

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>>19463019
This was so hot.

[Anonymous No.]

I like Gura so much
So cute
I just listened to Gura's song while painting
I'm looking forward to this Elden Ring livestream
I faster than Gura
Reason might be "slow thinking speed"
I'm "happy" to paint
I'm "slightly" uhealthy

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>>19463619
>>19463019

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>>19464407
bros how the fuck did he find this thread

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>>19464332
definitely true for a lot of SMT fans, it's like the more of the games you play the more of a pretentious faggot you have to be about them
t. SMT fan

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>>19462863
Go the fuck outside and you'll see the same building repeated pretty often. There's no lore reason necessary.

[Anonymous No.]

Funniest thing that happened in her last stream go

[Anonymous No.]

>>19464719
Correction

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>>19464719
>More than you can imagine butthol-AAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

listening to Gura sing songs like Vanilla Twilight and other love songs makes me cry and feel empty.

[Anonymous No.]

Did Gura say anything in chat after stream? I closed it accidentally too early

[Anonymous No.]

>>19464624
Wow, video game!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to write a shitpost but I want a new thread for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>19464719
Nice try clipnigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>19464719
NPC correcting her

[Anonymous No.]

Gura kinda looks like a little....you know

[Anonymous No.]

>>19465070
mature? yeah I wish she looked more childish

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>>19464968
yeah, the penis of me... gettin' sucked by gura, nerds! YEAH BUDDDDAAAAAYYYYY AIN'T NUTTIN' BUT A PEANUT LIGHT WEIGHT BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Anonymous No.]

Why does "Lost Boy" have a deep meaning to Gura? Who hurt her? I will kill them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19464407
Is this person a child uoh?

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>>19465070
A little what? Spit it out anon/

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>>19463845
fr, this games fanbase is lame af. I'll give this thread a miss if she ever streams it again, can't stand all the pretentious cunts that invade the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

why is this game so decisive wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>19465207
me sorry

we patched things up though

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>>19465343
kys

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>>19465410
holy newfag

[Anonymous No.]

you think that Gura remembered to buy another ku100 after refunding the other one?
she won't forget right bros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19465617
let's get her mario kart machine fixed up first

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>>19465511
no u

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>>19465617
anon.. ku100 isn't happening..