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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on holding of coins that represent the members of hololive and some of their mamas.
This is a fake stock market game meant for FUN, not a real stock market (cryptofags will not be happy here either, no real money involved, NO you won't get better at stocks from this).

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/edit?usp=sharing
"real oshiboard" spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/edit?usp=sharing
revised Haaton wallet analyzer sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ou-iTo4fF9YcPWKZZtqsG-SjUJDWBJ20Wxrrwc2-he8/edit?usp=sharing
temporary returns report archive: https://rentry.org/37e66

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC:
https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/edit?usp=sharing
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed)

Previous thread: >>19331149

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Pagi!

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>This is the last song

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>>19424768
ohhhh money

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>>19424768
>There is one more song

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HOLY SHIT MERCH I CAN WEAR IN PUBLIC

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Almost lost 20M

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So, how many songs?

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>>19425587
8

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>>19425761
Why so smug?

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>>19425761
Fuck

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>>19425786
>8

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This'll be my last bowel movement.

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>>19427433
What do you mean last bowel movement?

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>>19427537
I will no longer be shitting after this adjustment.

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>>19421650

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>>19427560
I wish your ass the best of luck, hoping that it may shit again some day. I will miss your bowel movements dearly

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Ohhhhhhh I have to go cum

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>>19427722
Your word cloud turned into a faggot

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>>19428015

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>>19427722
>sell honk

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>>19428045

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>>19427722
>towa oshi
hey it's me

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Good morning, I am buying Towa 10x.

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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 21)
>Gura :: $7,773.76
>Kronii :: $6,839.01
>Botan :: $5,821.06

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 41)
>Hololive :: -$7,574.92
>Polka :: -$5,714.84
>Pekora :: -$3,768.73

Overall Average Adjustment is $256.54
Average Upward Adjustment is $3,224.88
Average Downward Adjustment is -$1,263.83

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and keep an eye on your zhonkbot.

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how's my retardation?

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>user does not exist
How do you get around this besides waiting for everything to fix again? This has to be the most annoying error message to get.

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>>19309124

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>>19309124

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>>19428337
close the tab

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>>19428367
I did and it's still happening after reopening.

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I want to see a haachama invests in crypto stream

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>>19416960
>>19417151

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did all the new people quit?

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returns report doko...

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>>19429063
I think most of them did? I still see some of the newhag names in gc every once in a while.

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>>19429063
Define new

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>>19429078
Anon, where did you think trading bubbles anon went after their long lack of posts, and around the time the returns report came into existence and suspiciously stopped after one player quitting.

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Watch as Nene dips tomorrow

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>>19429119
that's depressing they got filtered. i checked the discord server people and they only have 3 still playing
>>19429126
month or two ago join date new

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>>19429274
The wooper something is still alive me thinks

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>>19429272
Fuck, DMCA on her live?

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>>19429341
Yeah, the tits song got it

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>>19429274
Fed talks in aggie. But the one who'd know most is stalkerbud.

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>>19429365
good thing i downloaded the livestream

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>>19429272
You can have Dasupi if you missed the live.
https://files.catbox.moe/iz647m.mp4

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Stop buying towa

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>>19429405
I wonder if stalker bud has spotted any new player climbing recently

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>>19429560
flat as a pancake

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>>19430023

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>>19427722
>top calliope
what did tri mean by this?

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>>19427722
>Investigator Priestess
THEY ARE

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>>19429274
hyperactive children got filtered by a spreadsheet autism game played by autists, who would have thought.

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>>19410982
>posting Sharf Dusseldorf style mustard
>making fun of Americans and sugar
oi fuck you, Bavarian mustard is sweet as fuck

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>>19430247
>Investigator Priestess
even word cloud recognizes the one true pair

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>shipping already started
Shit thread, nice job

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>WU
>GF doing a drawing stream of orca
>See thread discussing about mustard
Ho boy, middle of the week and I still have a million left to spend

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>shipping already started
Based thread, nice job

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But yeah, for me, it's Inglehoffer

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2-hour MOVE data is up.
>Rushia still crashing
>Kronii diving at $270/hour

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>>19430247
>>19430671
>>19430673
>>19431060
>>19431184
>>19431243
>>19431259
This has nothing to do about money. Instead of off topic posts meant for the global chat, how about you say some coins you'd like to see. Would you want to see nasfaq branch out to other groups such as Nijiniggers and Vwhorejo? Would you enjoy perhaps indie coins?

How about bets? Would (You) like to bet on other nasfaq players in events such as Mahjong? Different wording would be what other kind of bets would you like to see?

And remember to keep it about fucking money.

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>>19431798
I love fucking money bros

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>>19431798
i just want sanaposter back

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>>19431798
I think we have enough coins, but betting on players in events would be great. I'd love to see another Mahjong tournament now that we have the betting feature. Hopefully it can be streamed again, it was kino. More mahjong in general would be nice. NASFAQ Mahjong tab when?

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>>19432082
Death to Mahjong

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>>19432118
>got filtered by mahjong

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>>19431798
>Instead of off topic posts meant for the global chat,
>off-topic belongs inside the game
>on-topic belongs outside the game

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>>19432082
Death game of mahjong when

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>>19432459
This thread is for the game you giant nigger

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>>19431632
>rushia still crashing
What did you expect?

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>>19431798
I think a separate market for Nijis would be okay, but I'd rather keep them disconnected. Not for tribalfaggotry reasons, just because a lot of the backend seems to depend on market mean, and any market mean shared with holos is going to be hostile towards the non-holos. I'm surprised the mamas keep as high as they do.

As more Holos turn to Twitch for various activites, I'd like to potentially get some mechanic that integrates with that end. Not a direct market influence like Youtube's API does, but maybe something dumb and minor, like a fistful of bonus credits if they're your oshi or something.

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>>19432560
that's fubuki not sana

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>>19432459
these shipniggers refuse to use the global chat since they've realized ms. Zhonk could ban them from the game if ever she discovers the names of the perpetrators on the log

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Hnnnnnnnngggg towaaaaaaaaa
https://youtu.be/QX78zMrHnNA

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>>19433955
Get your eyes off my Towa.

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>>19434103

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>>19433955
I didn't mean to gosling post here.

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>>19431798
I'd like to see mustard coin

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>>19429405
>>19429274
Mostly new players lowest to highest
Mai Ass We Can
MaybeButWithFish
Mas F
East Aldenard Trading Co.
Mikpon
Nerd
Tako Inastments™
Acedia
#2 okayu fan (not new)
Orca Conservation Inc (Joe funded)
Brat 43M - 15M -> Crest
[KK] King Kazama
Wooper Wednesday
jup

Kronyata LLCᵀᴹ ded

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>>19434696
You're still kind of a creep, but you're a useful creep so it will be permitted and tolerated.
Thank you for your service.

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>>19434696
have you seen the updated benchmark? anything else to say?

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>>19434765
You're welcome!
>>19434825
I still haven't yet actually. I thought it's still bork.
Aside from the top 2, I forgot to add Concordia because I thought it's a dead account getting rich from Moricoins. I'll need to look at the players in this updated list now!

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>>19435001
The number one just got rich because of auctions lol the second one is definetely interesting though, never expected a new possible fandead

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>>19435060
I'm dum so I don't really get where did that 1m came from when his wallet looks like this. Probably from the Mori and Iroha dip

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>>19435358
he is poor he can shift all his coins in less than a day and that's probably what he is gonna do with those coins

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>>19434696
>Brat 43M - 15M -> Crest
Huh

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I need your help, what would be good bets for the Gura Elden Ring stream?

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>>19436556
How many bosses she beats (go up to 10 just to be safe)

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>>19436640
I'm going to actually create this bet, it's for one stream btw. bosses count only if the announcement banner thing is shown.

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>>19436556
If she will mention feet (Gura is a known foot fetish person and Elden Ring has a lot of walking)

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>>19436640
https://nasfaq.biz/betting/2527c1a7-a7e3-4885-8252-4e7516289104
>>19436732
https://nasfaq.biz/betting/f7726e45-4a2a-4d0f-97ed-8496d338eae3
here ya go, keep em coming

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>>19435596
I forgot how easy it is to gain million now
>>19436029
Brat was 43M before he gave 15M to Crest exchange for a single Subaru's Whistle

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>>19436556
I will not watch elden ring streams not until I can play it myself but a good bet other than bosses is at which zone she arrives assuming elden ring is similar to other souls like regarding it's progression

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>>19436804
But why for a whistle

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>triangle didn't even give a proper abayo
fuck you dude at least say goodbye before you leave

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>>19436984
it's a rape whistle, he's been threatened a lot lately

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>>19437015
>>19427433

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>>19437015
Triangle what?

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>>19437015
Triangle is dead?

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>>19437015
he didn't abayo. he's busy.
t. Mustardko member

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>>19437114
Post wallet

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>>19437015
I can't believe triangle is fucking dead

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>>19437037
still wont stop me

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>>19436804
Yeah it's pretty easy but still impressive considering the account is probably a week old and went from 100k to 2m in that span of time, if it wasn't impressive he wouldn't be second in the benchmark leaderboard he'd be first if it wasn't for that guy getting 20m from the auction but c'est la vie

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>>19437114
I can't believe he is dead and now another tako is a widow, truly a curse these takos gf

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Our first divegrass game is this Friday!
Prepare for a battle of the Mio's as we face /hag/.
20:20 CET/15:20 Eastern (nasfaq time)/04:20 JP (Saturday)

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Howdy

- /who/

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>>19437799
I smell bets, of many kinds

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>>19437799
Please make the betting only available for one team + draw. Don't make it that we can bet on both teams. That kills the fun of cheering for your football teams

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>>19437917
fuck off retard

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>>19430188
She's the top performing dividends coin, naturally. Also, the top target for the JihadPad, bombing their own wallet together with your own.
>>19432082
>another Mahjong tournament
This could be arranged but not by me, unless it's several weeks in the future due to IRL obligations, I'm on a bit of a break.
There was even an idea of a /nasfaqg/ Mahjong league - regular games played for internal ranking points, with a season finished by a tournament of some kind.
>>19437015
Oi, I'm not dead yet. Just busy.

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>>19437934
No. That may work on /hfz/ because there are a lot of battle settings there but /vt/ league is purely 1 o 1 +draw

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>>19437917
>That kills the fun
Just don't bet on both teams then?

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>>19438002
I mean it's, eh, nevermind. I'll just timeloop.

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>>19438043
Ah sorry about that, but I do agree that it would be a good feature though

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>>19438072
It fine anonchama. What you said is perfectly reasonable. A bit of timeloop but It just feels like betting on both yes and no for a betting that only has yes and no or cheering on both teams of the sports you're watching because you can't choose who to support. The fun isn't there, only the money which is fine but it feels soulless

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casino games doko

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>>19437917
We don't have the option to set that up, and honk's not likely to give it to us before Friday. It would be nice, though.

On the subject of divegrass gambling, do >we want to gamble on matches other than our own? We have the entire group schedule, so I was thinking about posting it on Thursday night after Hour Nineteen, and closing it when matches start Friday. Do >we feel that's too much time? Too little?

Regarding the payout for Nene's live, if it hasn't been handled already, I'll distribute winnings after I get some time to review it myself. The DMCA kept me from checking before work, and I haven't gotten time to watch the archived stream.
And before one of you asks, no, I don't trust you. If another bookie wants to take care of it, though, feel free.

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>>19438270
I can't speak for all of us but I have saved up 3 weeks of divs to bet on all the matches and that's only betting for one team each match

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I just realized divegrass is before divs, I need to set aside some liquid

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>>19438270
>We don't have the option to set that up, and honk's not likely to give it to us before Friday.
pien. Totally understandable though. I'll just vote on one team each match

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I'd like to think everyone will bet on /nasfaq/, which makes betting against us potentially very profitable. This is the perfect jewish larp for fake money men.

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>>19438831
oy vey

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>>19438831
Now that you mention it, honk should really hide the total bet amount so betters wouldn't wait for others to bet before they bet

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>>19435001
Concordia is definitely alive

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>>19434696
>(Joe funded)
if you want to get funded put up ringo, suihat, or play destiny 2 with me please

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>>19439729
Only if you play apex or help start a csgo nasfaq inhouse.

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>>19440777
Not Joe, but I have Apex installed and will gladly play it again when Control returns from the Shadow Realm.

Until then, I got aliens to shoot and a raid to prep for.

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>>19440777
checked and gfy I have a raid to prep for and csgo is boring. apex once a blue moon sure.

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Cool and all but when is the minecraft server happening

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>>19441287
We had a vote on whether it was wanted and it was pretty much 50/50, it won't happen. Anything above 80% would have made it worth the trouble. It's not worth pissing off half the thread.

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>>19441359
I'm buying rope x10

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>>19434696
sex with brats small manhandlable body

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>>19441506
Counterpoint: sex with Groomerbud.

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counter point: lovingly holding hands while eating ice cream with your nasfaq oshi.

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>>19442471
ohhhhh pain

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>>19442556
who was you nasfaq oshi anon?

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>>19437037
i will rape the rat and make him wear the cutest softest pyjamas i picked out for him just to make him happy and snuggle him next to his giant rat plushie i also bought him that he can cuddle cause while its non consensual i love him and i want him to be happy

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>>19442605
I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you

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>>19443031
I'm already a dead men

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>>19443050
Sorry anon, that information really is classified

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>>19442201
if he wears the cosplay
and no spats i want the no pantsu eroticiscm

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>>19443135
Scared of a deadbody? Come on

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>>19445183
Yes, as a matter of fact I am

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Here's an OP that you may want to use for the next thread, since Nene's going to moon hard. I probably won't be awake to post it.

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>>19445304
Alternate version if the thread is dead and runs past adjustment. Use it if you want.

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>>19445304
do not buy peko she is still overpriced

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>>19445587
Running low on liquid, I don't plan on doing that but thank you

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Lorepost doko? I have popcorns ready

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>>19445641
last thread

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>>19436960
I've been thinking up to now, but its kinda hard, the locations are kind of sparse enough, any specific one is quite low chance. I mean, outside of the main thing like Kiara followed.
If someone spoonfeeds me a bet to make I will though.

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>>19445693
I know but I kinda want more, it's just so kino. Also aren't there two people working in loreposts?

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>>19446021
You can't rush art.
But yes, there are a few potential posters brewing things up. Source: this was once revealed to me in a dream.

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19th hour, enjoy, etc.

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WELCO̧ḾĘ ̡-͞-͘ ͝TO ͘H͜OUR N̷INET̷EEN
͠HO͠UR̛ NI̡N̸E͝TEE̷N..̨.̵
T͢HE̕.̨.̵.̢ N̴IN̸ET̛E̡ENTH̵ ͠H̶OUR͜
͜IT̀'S͠ ̛NO̸T ͟T̛HE SE̶V͜ENT̸E̡ÈNTH̛ HO͘UR
IT'S̶ NÓT̴ THE... ͜NINT͟H͡ ̵HOUR͝
I̴T͜'S HǪUR̸ N̡INETEEN͘
̢O̵N̵E.̀.̸.̛ ̨NI̕N͝É...̴
̶A͘ V͟E͟RY̸.̵.͘.͘ ͜S͘P̷ECIA̴L͘ ͡H͠O̶ÚR
͢I͡N ̸TH͜AT̴, ͠H̴OUR͟ ̀ŃINET̛EEN̛, I͝S ͠T͜HE ŅINE͝TE͢EN̡T̵H H͜OUR̴,̧ NOT... ͡ANY ÓT̸H͠E͡R͘ H͘OU̶R
V͜EŔY̴ FE̸W͡ H͘OURS C̨AN CLA̸IM TO ͜B͟E ̛THE̕ NIN̶E͘T̛E̴E͟N͘T̡H͠ ̀HO̸ŲR
TH̛IS ͠H̷ǪƯR..͡. ͢IŞ ONE OF T͢H͡OS̨Ȩ H̷OURS
͘A̧ND̛ ̴AS W͜E S̡I̢T HERÉ, ENJ́O͟YÍN͜G ͠THIS̶ ͜H̛OUR͝, THE ̵N͢IN̢E͠T͢E͘ENTH HOUR,̡ ͘L͟E̴T̛'͠S S̨PA̢R̨E̷ A̸ MOMENT̀, ͠T́O ͟T͟HINK̢ ̢OF̴ T͞H͠O͡SE ͜H̨O̸U͘R͞S ̛T̢HA͜T AR̵EN̸'̡T͝ ̸Q̢UITÈ THE ̀ǸI̶NETEENTH H̴O̸UR̨
HO̵UR ̶E͡IGHT́ȨEN... AN̴D ̷HO͡UR ͞TWENŢY
͞
͞WE͡L̸CO̧M͢E ̨T͡O THE N̴INET̶E͡ENTH̶ ̀H̶O̸UR!

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>>19447457
So the only way to get a in-time hour nineteenth post is to have your best friend die?

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>>19447621
>best friend

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>>19447621
>>best friend

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>>19448288
>>19448313
Gay people don't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60̵̼̕.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 15,771,0̸̆ͅ96, a 0̸̙͛.52% increase from yesterday's volume.
>Average shares per coin is 254,373. There are 25 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 1,30̵̰͛5,614 shares, or 8.28% of market volume.
>Civia currently has the lowest volume, at 38,10̸̡̊6 shares, or 0̵͚͛.24% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 45):
>Choco :: +6.2%
>Moona :: +3.1%
>Okayu :: +3.0̷͎̓%
>Iroha :: +2.5%
>IRyS :: +2.3%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 17):
>Baelz :: -4.0̴̥̋%
>Kronii :: -2.7%
>Rushia :: -1.8%
>Reine :: -1.6%
>Aki & Haato :: -1.3%

2 coins (Ollie, Pekora) had a net 0̷̜̋% change in volume today.
25 other coins had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $184,50̶͔͑9.54, which is an increase of 4.61% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $373,372,227,149.36, which is an increase of 6.44% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $23,674.46. A total of 14 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $39,781,614,671.24 in total market value, or 10̵͙̿.65% of market value.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest value, at $283,539,191.28 in total market value, or 0̵̼̭̊.0̵͙̿8% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 48):
>Botan :: +34.7%
>Kronii :: +27.0̵̖̇̆%
>Calliope :: +25.6%
>Nene :: +19.4%
>Kiara :: +18.9%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 14):
>Baelz :: -34.9%
>Polka :: -13.5%
>Lui & Chloe :: -10̴̬͈͌̄.0̶̛̮%
>Pekora :: -8.8%
>Hololive :: -7.9%

21 coins had a sub-1% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $311,256,0̷̢̛0̶̬̇̈9, which is a decrease of 9.42% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $283,823,266.77 today, a decrease of 25.50̶̨͒̔% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 24):
>Hololive :: +65.9%
>Fauna :: +7.8%
>Nabi :: +7.0̸̖̓%
>Ayame :: +5.3%
>Nene :: +4.4%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>2 coins (Civia, Ayame) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>1 coins (Mumei) adjusted red, but are still trending downwards.
>10̵̤̀̍ coins (Calliope, Moona, Aqua, Korone, Amelia, Towa, Coco, Subaru, Melfissa, Pochimaru) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>49 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Kronii :: $319.87 Down
>Hololive :: $275.23 Up
>Polka :: $264.75 Up
>Chloe :: $229.97 Up
>Haato :: $203.57 Down

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Mumei :: -$0̴̬̣̈́.87 Down
>Ui :: $3.64 Up
>Civia :: $3.85 Up
>Nana :: $5.51 Up
>Pochimaru :: $6.13 Up

Overall Average movement was $11.27 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $73.49 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$119.40̴̟̱͊̑ per hour.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19449170
I think your script is still broken...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19449240̷͓͈́̚
I wouldn't worry about it too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19449170
Corruption beckons...

[Anonymous No.]

gambling is the best thing to happen to nasfaq

[Anonymous No.]

>>19449545
broker lottery when?

[Anonymous No.]

I unironically want a way to stage a heist to get my money back from this Broker faggot.
I must cleanse my account of this shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19449909
Alright guys, listen up: good news and bad news. We got a go from our insider. He hid the thermite and a drill in the server room, but he abayo'd. The Broker's got the keycard to get in there - let's get it on.

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>>19451127
nasfaq 30b heist....

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry for the wait!
Winnings for Nene's 3D Live are now distributed. Congrats to those that won.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452485

[Anonymous No.]

wake up

[Anonymous No.]

you think honk is ever gonna fix being able to send blank messages in chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>19449170
looks like more people view these than i thought, look at that mumei spike completely demand generated

[Anonymous No.]

>buy a bunch of peko after seeing the numbers on poi from the vamp survivors stream
>cross check and realize she got less views today than yesterday
>immediately start panic selling peko, nbd because she went up enough over the course of the day to cover it
>now have no idea what to do with the liquid

quite the conundrum

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>>19456666
<m still not sure whether she will go up or down, shes massively overpriced where she is, but theres also been a nasty trend (well not nasty for those who have 5000 of that coin) since the adjustment cap removal of big spikes just, sticking there and creating a new hidden average. As if the spike was so big it irreperably damaged honks hidden true average that new adjustments coil around a new average and i wonder if it has happened with peko. I still sold everything of peko i have but it may very well stay there.

[Anonymous No.]

Did Nene's live go into the graph yet? Do I sell Nene now?

[Anonymous No.]

It hasn't even been restored yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19461009
sell tomorrow

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>>19461009
lol
lmao even
lmfao, if you will

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

So, the result is Gura didn't mention feet, right? unless I missed it.
just making sure, I will sleep now and if I don't wake up to some timestamp "No" won.
Also, 1 boss technically, the tutorial one which is as weak as they come. Would be cool to include the NPC she killed but the rules were there had to be "Enemy Felled".

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>>19464740
she mentioned a big toe, does that count

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>>19464740
She didn't say feet as far as I remember. Closest thing would be the mention of a foot here:
https://youtu.be/i67BoIctAMk?t=8655

[Anonymous No.]

Divegrass thread is up
>>19463870
Go shitpost in our name.
Or don't. Shitpost for your team instead.
Bets will be booked tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19462533
Towa is cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>19467269

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>>19451127
kino! becoming honk with mayan gold when

[Anonymous No.]

I keep telling myself to finally become a useful cog of the eternal machine and finally break my nasfaq habit but I just can't. I just want to end my 2 years of neetdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>19468152
never give up hope anon. I beleeb in u.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19468152
Why not both!

[Anonymous No.]

Good night, /nasfaq/

[Anonymous No.]

>>19461009
>Not waiting for the money from the apology stream
ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

>>19469937
Night, voidguy

[Anonymous No.]

>>19469955
>nene traced some art
Do you really have to make an apology stream for this? Wouldn't a tweet just be enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19470386
First time, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19470386
Art from a good friend who probably told her it was ok, too. People are out for blood, as per usual

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe nene is from /ic/

[Anonymous No.]

>>19445304
>since Nene's going to moon hard
Copyright is a real bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>19471421
poi reps

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>>19472202
I checked poi a while ago, but she would have had hundreds of thousands more views had the archived video been available in more countries than just 4 (Japan, Somaliland, Kosovo, North Cyprus). She will moon, but not as much as she should have

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>>19472379
damn those Albanians got lucky

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>>19472918
>Kosovo
>Albania
Кocoвo јe Cpбијa!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19473034
>Кocoвo јe Cpбијa!!!!
Kosova është Shqipëri

[Anonymous No.]

>>19468152
It's not not worth it. I want to go back to being a useless neet.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>19476312
I miss triangle...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19476457
He's a busy man with many things to do, but now he's a little busier than usual. He'll be back, hopefully soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19476508
Yeah, he's busy bouncing on my cock

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>>19476556
Post pics

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>>19476616

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>>19476508
shame he died in that accident

[Anonymous No.]

>>19476703
Nice, very nice - thank you

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>>19476720
I hear it was still inside of him when they found him, very sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>19476295
I need to fund my living expenses somehow. My parents are poor as fuck and they don't even have pensions

[Anonymous No.]

>>19472379
She will moon tomorrow for sure for today's yab

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>>19476968
Will moon today, and maintain the price tomorrow. She'll be getting over 480k views today, but the yab video only has 140k right now. Either she will crab or fall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19448313
>>19448288
Yes they are friend, prove me wrong.
Pro tip: you can't

[Anonymous No.]

die

[Anonymous No.]

Gacha is good

[Anonymous No.]

shut the fuck up avarice

[Anonymous No.]

>>19478867
Namedropping faggot, can you hold off from the names for just one fucking thread?

[Anonymous No.]

Pagi!

[Anonymous No.]

Can anyone analyze if which players from top 100's wallet stopped moving? I feel like there had been a lot ever since the Inaposter, Rushia and Kizuna Ai events

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning, I am buying Towa 10x.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19479625
Out of the 94 public wallets in the top 100....

50 haven't traded in the last hour.
28 haven't traded in the last day.
19 haven't traded in the last week.

A haaton works the record at 17 weeks. If there is a particular player you want me to check then ask.

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>>19480926
>19 haven't traded in the last week.
Don't really have anyone in mind, the leaderboard feels like it's changing more than before

[Anonymous No.]

>WU
>Read some threads just to see how they're seething about something
>Take my breakfast
I was going to post something yesterday, but forgot. I'll do it later tonight. Almost done clearing my liquid too, hope we get some good reds today

[Anonymous No.]

>>19481323
Forgot my 144p
>Duplicate exist

[Anonymous No.]

give nasfaq tips for newbi

[Anonymous No.]

>>19481463
Be my gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>19481463
Later when you see big number red, buy it. Sell it just sometime before adjustment for easy money.

[Anonymous No.]

how do we get and keep newfags in here without fucking up the game?

I propose a higher starting amount, in order for new players to catch up with us quicker. Right now, the starting liquid is only $184k, which is absolutely tiny compared to players at even the 500th position, who have roughly 8mil. In fact, the current starting amount would have you start at roughly 2000th on the leaderboard. which makes it harder for new players to keep on playing, when most players in the thread are in the top 100. Why not give new players something like 10m? It wouldn't be much for the oldfags in the thread and the game in general, while being over 50 times the amount new players get currently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19481705
I also propose tax exemption for new players for a limited time period (2-3 weeks) for them to get used to how the market works, and to give them a way to climb quicker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19481705
as newfag i agree but for starters maybe u could give a few tips if u want

[Anonymous No.]

>>19481705
someone mentioned this before but I think doubling the starting liquid and giving starting credits would be nice, I recently made a new account and the taxes were brutal for newer players

[Anonymous No.]

>>19481705
>>19481752
Look at the benchmark leaderboard or scroll up and see people talking about a new player going from 100k to 2m in less than a week. If he can do it so anybody else can

[Anonymous No.]

>>19481705
I'll just have to add that it takes at least 2 weeks to get to page 1. I think that free credits would be a great catch up mechanic it also ties in with the proposed betting change But what is a good credit amount?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19481981
4 million

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>>19481785
The easiest way is to act submissive and ask for money, but if you don't want to whore yourself out, I'd recommend checking out numbers and buying dips right after adjustment to sell right before adjustment, in favor of coins that will adjust highly after adjustment. We used to have posters that created graphs in the thread before every adjustment, but they're gone now...

>>19481822
I still feel like the game is too hard for new players. The gap between the new and oldfags used to be in the millions. It's now in the billions, and coin prices haven't adjusted a thousandfold to make that difference easier to overcome. 2 mil is still in page 2, filled with corpses and dead players, around 800th. Honestly if I was new I would quit after like 1 or 2 days, considering there wouldn't be any active players near my position. Nasfaq is a game based on players, and if you don't have many active players near you, it loses its appeal.

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>>19482144
the early game is brutal due to taxes, if you know what you're doing it will take you 2 weeks or less to reach page 1

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>>19481822
I doubt the 2nd one is a new player, honestly. Half of the players groomerbud listed are people who got info or advice from our players in the dicksword

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>>19481981
>But what is a good credit amount?
Have it tied to the average coin price like the starting amount, something like x100 which would be 1.84m for example.

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>>19482328
I think we should base starting liquid off of total market value, rather than average coin prices. Coin prices don't rise as quickly as market value, and new players are increasingly getting less and less %-wise compared to the market in total.

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>>19482449
I meant starting credits, not starting liquid (although that might not be too bad of an idea?)

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>>19481705
I remember someone asking before if the tax he had is normal, the tax being half of his total networth
dug it up >>17954713

[Anonymous No.]

>>19482674
meant for >>19481818 but works too

[Anonymous No.]

ohhhhhh I gotta shit

[Anonymous No.]

Despite being 3.77% of the player population, the top 100 own 97.73% of the market cap

[Anonymous No.]

>>19482905
kek

[Anonymous No.]

Ohhhhhhh I have to go cum

[Anonymous No.]

how's my retardation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19483233
no mori?

[Anonymous No.]

Ouchie

[Anonymous No.]

>>19483259
I'll run out of liquid if I buy brapcoin

[Anonymous No.]

>Just noticed the time
Fug I forgot to do my mori selling

[Anonymous No.]

>>19309124

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>>19483278
I could always give you some liquids, but that'll be 3 kisses and a footjob

[Anonymous No.]

>>19483278
She is a MUST buy. A metacoin.

[Anonymous No.]

>avarice posting
just delete your account again

[Anonymous No.]

>>19483345
If he was still with us you would be getting dunked on right now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19482144
>The easiest way is to act submissive and ask for money
Don't do this, it makes the game boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19478911
Nenep

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>>19483437
no need to be rude, we're all friends here right? right?

[Anonymous No.]

Call it a schizo theory but I think this SEA fuck keeps posting about himself

[Anonymous No.]

>>19483340
Footjobs are disgusting kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>19483456
No one would dunk me now. she is officially a metacoin starting from now on

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[Anonymous No.]

>>19483579
i liked it better when you were konnui

[Anonymous No.]

>>19483543
She's a meta coin no doubt, but that doesn't mean you should always buy it, smart fandead already showed that with hololive a few weeks ago, if he was around he'd beat your ass for posting things like that.

[Anonymous No.]

posting styles don't exist faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>19483529
All smiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19483620
I'm not smart so she's a MUST buy

[Anonymous No.]

>>19483620
I miss him, I want to discuss about the game with him again.

[Anonymous No.]

>Avarice

[Anonymous No.]

hello >>19483579 is not me desuuu
>Error: Duplicate file exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19483875
fuck off, don't impersonate my boy smiles like that

[Anonymous No.]

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 19)
>Nene :: $10,318.79
>Iroha :: $7,733.56
>Noel :: $4,287.48

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 43)
>Gura :: -$12,724.77
>Korone :: -$10,297.98
>Hololive :: -$10,083.33

Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,409.12
Average Upward Adjustment is $2,020.36
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,924.48

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and don't forget about dividends in 2 days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19483772
She's not a bad deal today at least.
>>19483800
I can't believe what hurt me the most was not Rushi leaving but the fandeads...

[Anonymous No.]

GREEN DAY BAYBEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>19483800
>there will be no game discussion
>there will be no new features
>there will only be nasfaq gf posting
saddening isnt it nenepeepee

[Anonymous No.]

i have no liquid and i must buy

[Anonymous No.]

>>19483954
WE'RE RICH

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>>19483620
damn that took me long to check the reports
I still think it's a good buy, he has a low networth and I think stocking up a bit on mori for divs and day trading some later is a good strategy

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>>19483940
It hurts less when you memoryhole both her and the fandeads

[Anonymous No.]

why was my computer off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19484135
You can't keep doing this...

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>>19317083
It's been a endless sea of red. I think I'm filtered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19483579

[Anonymous No.]

>https://twitch.tv/hfzdark
Is it possible to do hfz dark bets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19484559
depends if a bookie wants to make one

[Anonymous No.]

>>19484559
It is, but it has been previously expressed that people here aren't very interested in DARK. Since turnout is much lower, there's less money in it, too.
If people want it, I'll book it, but I'm not gonna force it on people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19484677
>but I'm not gonna force it
They could just not bet

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>>19484249
Are you abayoing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19485095
We will see, depending on how I do before divs. But my zoomie dopamine receptors are not happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19484867
You'll just be betting with yourself or with one player

[Anonymous No.]

how many of you play nasfaq while knowing absolutely nothing about programming and math?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19485180
Count me in

[Anonymous No.]

>>19485180
That's me! I don't know anything at all beyond school-level stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>19485180
I'm creeping up in the top 10 without a lick of knowledge on applied mathematics and statistics. Sometimes, trusting your gutfeel and subbing to all hololive members are enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>19485392
>Sometimes, trusting your gutfeel and subbing to all hololive members are enough
No it's not, it's because you got a few months headstart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19485180
That's me. Nasfaq thought me a lot of thing desu, like this game made me make my first excel sheet for view difference.

[Anonymous No.]

That's a smart way of banking with tax

[Anonymous No.]

>I've been here since the beginning
>Extensive math/programming knowledge
>not even in top100 anymore
Time for the rope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19485634
you're gonna make it

[Anonymous No.]

>>19485180
I know fuck all about programming beyond trying to unga-bunga someone else's code to change a function or two. Realistically speaking I know fuck all about math, relatively speaking I probably know enough biostats, calc, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19485914
Forgot my image

[Anonymous No.]

>>19485490
I only started taking the game seriously around June of last year. Also, time value of money is a thing

[Anonymous No.]

WHEN ARE WE GETTING COMPANY FLAGS

[Anonymous No.]

>>19486473
WHEN YOU FUCKING MAKE SOME

[Anonymous No.]

>>19482144
>The easiest way is to act submissive and ask for money
is this why your deadbeat is on easy mode?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19482144
I don't understand why Zhonk seems to weaken the adjustments. Just give me a fucking 500% red or green adjustment like how real life stocks/crypto/money works

[Anonymous No.]

>>19484071
I refuse to forget, even if it eats me up from the inside.
>>19485180
I think you can get away with not knowing how to program, but at least some math literacy helps a long way here. You don't need to know about n-th dimensional plane geometry, just a bit of statistics and data analysis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19486881
>weaken
he legitimately removed the upwards cap, it’s also just significantly easier to go up with a coin than it is to go negative as channels dont delete things frequently

[Anonymous No.]

am I gonna make it

[Anonymous No.]

>>19487483

[Anonymous No.]

SHITCOIN BUYING GO

[Anonymous No.]

How much would you pay for an A-chan hat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19487608
500k

[Anonymous No.]

New thread is up, migrate when ready:
>>19488412
>>19488412
>>19488412

[Anonymous No.]

I ain't buyin'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19488413
High cost for little benefits...