/ggg/ – Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
Schedule: https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1498063227640500225

Songs: https://rentry.org/ggg_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/ggg_merch

Previous thread: >>19385594

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Anyone hyped for gura vore stream ?

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>>19409357
IRyS is going to be IgnorYs in this stream

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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I'm in love with Gura!

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i guess i have to make all the threads now

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I can't wait for elden ring, I haven't gotten lost in a game like this in years despite never playing souls. And shark is precious, even if it will be painful.

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goop

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>>19410340
I am gonna be the one to make the last gawr gura thread, people are gonna see me alone samefagging entire /ggg/ threads, 300+ posts with only 1 poster, i am the last chumbud

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>>19410468
and considering there is at least two different trident weapons in the game. Gura is gonna need to really need to figure how to get the secret boss for Mohgwyn's Sacred Spear for example.

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>>19410468
best to temper expectations before you discover you and your oshi will never see eye to eye regarding a certain thing (like the game)

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>>19410659
Oh I'm under no illusions, it'll just be fun to watch. I love her.

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>>19410655
Anon, she's gonna do one stream of it and forget it exists.

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>>19410823
oh man she's just like me!!

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Gurass

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>>19410468
I will buy it only if Gura has fun.

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>>19410823
Anon, most players are gonna forget it exists after one day of playing it unless they are souls players themselves.

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soon

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Would Gura be into it or upset if you made her get down on all 4s and eat all the food she spilled off the floor like a dog?

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>>19411028
no way, she's into that. notice how it's basically pet play every time she gets a shrimp graphic on screen?

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>>19410872
That got me to buy vampire survivor after like 10 mins, not a bad metric

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i hope that she plays coop with somebody
it's way easier and ejoyable for people who never played souls games

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I'm glad our sharky is good at vampire survivors, because watching the other ENs play is painful.

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>>19411093
i hope it turns out she's a pvp autist and spends the whole stream dueling chubies

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>>19411071
>it's basically pet play every time she gets a shrimp graphic on screen
No. It's vore more than anything.

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>>19411185
God i want gura to eat me

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>>19411185
korean petplay

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>>19410940
I seriously doubt Gura will git gud.
But I hope I'm wrong.

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>>19411120
It's kinda funny how this retarded girl understood the mechanics but other "supposed better gamers" struggled

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bets on which class did she pick?

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>>19411675
Gura has always been the true gamer of EN. I'll eat my words tomorrow.

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>>19411096
Same desu only vampire survivor was $3.

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:P

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c:

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I want Gura to make eye contact with me

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>>19412138
Why she happy

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remember when we were just saying "pee" at eachother while posting gura peaking over things

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>>19412138
shark pretty

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>>19412138
the cutest. nothing comes close

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>>19411675
Isn't that weird. Just seeing IRyS go left in the library instead of going back to get gems to level up after over 90 minutes playing.

>>19411800
It's not like she's good with hard games. it took her a while to get back to DMC4 after Vergil trounced her.

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I'm addicted, thanks Gura.

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I feel like she would enjoy Robert Sepehr. Anyone here watch him?

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>>19412416
IRyS listening to her chat and upgrading her garlic over her other options is retarded as hell too.

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Reminder that ______ has reclined.

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>>19412138
she’s so pretty!!!

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>>19412638
Yeah, me

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>>19412638
yeah, me

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>>19412462
Where can I find the hololive mod?

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>>19412780
https://twitter.com/MA_YO_NE_YO/status/1494663710165504002

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>>19412638

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>>19412834
Tank you

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When someone posts an image of Gura with their posts I read all their posts in Gura's sweet little voice

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alright i'm gonna play it to see how it is for someone who never played souls-likes
i wanna know if Gura will do better than me

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>>19412138
God I love her

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what if you were doing something important and gura wanted your attention so she flicked you really hard in the testicles

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>>19412275
haha that was great

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>>19413606
Flick gura bean really hard

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>>19413606
nothing is more important than Gura's attention so that would never happen

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>>19413606
>doing something important
>not paying attention to Gura
Gura is the most important thing to me

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>>19413754
zoomer brain

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>>19413606
there would never be a moment in my life where gura is present and there is something more important than that

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>>19413606
That would be great but my attention would always be on Gura so, unfortunately, that would never happen

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>>19413858
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>>19413754
you guys are like a cult

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>>19413879
Where do you think you are

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>>19413879
where do you think you are?

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>>19413879
It would be more surprising if we weren't

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>>19413879
Considering there's at least one anon who unironically prays TO Gura, you're not far off.
That's me btw

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unless you are literally flashing lights and colors you will never be able to hold guras attention for more than 30 seconds

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>>19411675
don't underestimate gura. she's like a hobbit she will surprise you when you least expect it

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>>19413956
she isn't a toddler

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>>19413953
We'll there's at least more than one cause I do it too

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>>19413953
you are actually insane

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>>19414023
what went wrong in your life to make you like this

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>>19413991
T u T

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>>19414080
Prayer isn't always religious, I just call it that because I like to talk to her before I go to sleep

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>>19414138
that doesn't make it any better you loon

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i don't want to sound like a deadbeat but damn sometimes you guys make me wonder how you all would react to a rushia tier yab

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>>19414138
chumschizo...

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>>19414200
i will take her side without flinching

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>>19414165
>>19414222
>he doesn't wish his oshi goodnight
ngmi, I will be the last chumbud

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>>19414200
There is no reason to worry about it because there isn't a chance of a Rushia tier yab with Gura

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>>19414200
you don't seem to understand that if gura told me to hurt myself or people around me I would do it instantly

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>>19414080
I did it just to have an extra daily habit
Then I missed one. The next day was the bully stream where she started getting sick from Covid. I haven't made the same mistake since.

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>>19414300
hoocha!

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Try it tonight anon. When you crawl into bed before you try to go to sleep talk to Gura. Tell her about your day, or about something you liked from the stream, or tell her you hope she feels better if she's been sick. After that wish her a goodnight and go to sleep, it's extremely satisfying

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Oh there are Irys, Kronii and Fauna birthday in the next 3 weeks I wonder if she will continue shitpost video or call in

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https://files.catbox.moe/g1eev5.jpg

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I think i'll be fine if gura gets a girlfriend who takes care of her

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>>19414510
Only in irys birthday maybe because Kronii and Fauna are good friend

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>>19414687
you'll have to settle with me (male) taking care of her

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>>19414656
those nipples look absolutely disgusting and Gura would never wear someting that obcene, she should be wearing crindren's underwear
terrible post

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>>19415020
Shut up gura and put on the sexy lingerie.

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>>19414200
Follow her if she continues elsewhere
I only watch Hololive because of Gura and I won't care about Hololive if she is not part of it.
But I've seen enough dumb things happened to vtuber. Gura gives me the security that yab won't come from her. (external factor may still happens)

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>>19414431
nighty night bud

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>>19414200
I'm not going to bother anyone, I'll just quietly end myself.

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>>19414200
t. cuckbeat

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Have you cared less about other in Hololive after that off collab?
I know no one is at fault but I can't enjoy other stream after that.

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>>19416071
yes, definitely

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>>19416071
I don't watch other chuubas anyway.

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>>19416071
no, gura wouldn't want me to take retarded shit like that personally, so I don't.

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>>19416071
I'm only a bit disappointed in myth, council seems way closer and more friendly to each other and even to Gura.

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>>19416071
Of course not. It simply validates my hatred for the Chinese for getting Gura sick.
And the fucker who got Gura sick is lucky that even Gura didn't know their name.

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Chumchads will defend this

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>>19416071
kill yourself

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>>19416244
Me on Gura's tail, actively defending her

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>>19416244
me behind Gura's head, actively scouting for sneak attacks.

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>>19416071
no, you are just a retarded autist

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I guess I'm done with the game now.

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>>19416244
Me crushed between her unwashed legs.

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>>19416566
is that real???

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>>19416566
>>19416627
YOU MADE ME LOOK

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>>19416071
more disappointed in myth than council since they were able to do this last minute but have been "unable" to do anything in the past 18 months

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>>19416566
It gets updated every other week or so, you're never done.
The discord is the best way to keep up, also there's a public beta with a new character, map, and weapon.

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Since ENs can stream from a live camera doing cooking streams and such. Is it possible for Gura to do a McDonald’s eating review, or would that require permission sponsorship?

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>>19416728
i can only assume there was some clause in her taco bell sponsorship agreement at least limiting her from endorsing competitors for some period of time, but there's no way to predict what she agreed to or for how long. she definitely resumed mentioning mcdonald's after a fairly short time after that, but a whole stream focused on it might be treated differently.

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>>19416728
She could probably do it, but I don't think Gura likes to eat on stream since she forgets how to eat in front of others.

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>>19414200
I was ready to kill some saracen when she sang that sabaton song anon, rushia tier yab? expect my face in the NHK then

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>>19416071
bit disappointed but yeah, i bit to gura's statement now, unless they really tried to unperson her

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>>19416244
me supporting her ass and her tail

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did anyone save the full thing, link is a litterbox one

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4:53:19 | (Member (1 year)) Exilon: I miss the huhahaha
4:53:20 | (Member (6 months)) Pudge: huhahaha
4:53:20 | (Member (1 year)) Jaboll252: Huhaha
4:53:20 | (Member (1 year)) YahBoiKoi: I MISS HUHUHAHA
4:53:21 | (Member (6 months)) Nash: Huhaha
4:53:23 | (Member (1 year)) Floppy: huhaha
4:53:23 | (Member (6 months)) Noitatum: Huhuhaha :_GuraHAHA:
4:53:23 | (Member (1 year)) Canon GOD: huhaha
4:53:24 | (Member (1 year)) Sarty: Huhuhaha
4:53:25 | (Member (1 year)) YahBoiKoi: i miss the huhaha
4:53:25 | (Member (2 months)) Tsugu Hazawa: huhaha
4:53:28 | (Member (1 year)) Zephyr W: Huhuhaha is the best
4:53:28 | (Member (1 year)) Jaboll252: That cute huhaha
4:53:28 | (Member (1 year)) Abstract Mode: we love the huhahaha though
4:53:30 | Wahoo: huhuhaha
4:53:33 | (Member (1 year)) Hunter Parks: huhuhaha
4:53:35 | Josh: You should bring back huhaha
4:53:36 | (Member (1 year)) angie: shark fact huha
4:53:42 | (Member (1 year)) IronOnion: I think huhuhaha still happens sometimes
4:53:51 | (Member (1 year)) DusKTheStray: Huhuhahah was really cute and distinctive, though
4:53:57 | (Member (1 year)) Fisher King: huhaha is cute

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huhaha

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ₕₐhaʰᵃ

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>>19410859
it's hard to watch this without tearing up

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>>19417299
All me

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>>19410859
this shit is unironically making me tear up, I love this shark so fucking much

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>>19417760
heart of gold

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>>19410859
Gura love Gura love

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>>19416672
Has Ame really not considered visiting Gura the past 18 months
They could have done off collab many times

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hey chumbros, i've been pumping iron and eating healthy to be a good father-husband for (my) oshi. how are you going to keep up?

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>>19417760
What a post-stream message to go out on

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>>19417760
did she stream today?

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>>19416071
I do feel slightly annoyed by it, like why does the whole thing had to be last minute? Why didn't they discuss about the off-collab beforehand? Does that mean not every EN knows about the collab and that is why they were not able to plan it out? Is a group of people purposefully hogging the information? It really gets my noggin jogging.

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>>19418039
>to go out on
seriously, what happened while i was gone?

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>>19417985
I mean you can say the same for Gura too : has she not considered visiting Ame the past 18 months. But it's prob cause of pandemic, for some time they couldn't do it even if they wanted to.

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>>19418080
could have something to do with amelia moving idk

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>>19417760
It's possible she did this member stream to get some love from fans because she felt sad being unable to attend the off collab.
The is all rrat though...

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>>19418103
did you not watch THAT member stream?

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>>19418080
Have you watched the streams and stories that girls that went told? You will get all your answers there.

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>>19418143
Honestly looking back at everything and how everything has developed with the girls I’m guessing it’s due to Ame’s schizo opsec that she just started getting over and Gura still fears things to much to want to do trackable traveling.

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>>19418166
she can do that as often as she wants and i'll always try to be there.

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>>19418218
I did and they didn't say why It had to be last minute. I know Kiara didn't know about it which is interesting.

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>>19418307
Did you watch Mumei's stream earlier?

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>>19418166
>>19418177
goddammit

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>>19418337
No, I was busy not sure If I like Mumei enough to wait for 2 hours for an answer.

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>>19418337
No. Gura was not part of the off collab so no reason for me to watch Mumei talking about it

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>>19418442
Then lurk moar, I don't feel like typing the answer to you atm cause I'm phoneposting.

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>>19418337
again it looks like people refer to streams where it's discussed as though that mere fact offers an adequate excuse. it doesn't.

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>>19418442
I think it was because Ame wanted to look for an office, Mumei wanted to come with, and it all spiraled from there and it was pretty last minute since they only decided on the day they're meeting up on like a couple of days prior

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What other games gura can play which will make her feel powerful

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>>19418942
risk of rain 2 with sacrifice + swarms

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>>19418942
Hades

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>>19418942
Rampage World Tour

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>>19418942
Rome total war with cheat codes.

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>>19418942
playing engineer in synthetik

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>>19417760
i love goomba so much bros

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>>19418166
It was after rushia termination, It could be that

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>>19419270
i was irrationally worried about losing her too, and she made me feel a lot better. it was a really nice thing for her to do.

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>>19418942
W40K: Space Marine

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>>19418942
She'll feel powerful in a different way if she played Sengoku Rance

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>>19413208
Anon I think that's not the right version. Try downloading from fitgirl

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>>19414505
Meds. Now.

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>>19418942
Space Channel 5 is the perfect Gura game

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>>19418942
Endgame of PoE is very similar to what you see in vampire survivors but it takes like ~12hours to get there and its also very unfriendly to new players

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it's gouda btw

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>>19420535
Okey BAAIIGH
god i love her

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I relapsed into /pol/ posting because of all the current bullshit and the fact you guys won't shut up about the offcollab. At least I'm still doing my reps. Stay productive buds.

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>>19418942
Someone should compile these responses and put them in a super chat or something.

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>>19420788
Mumei is a Russian agent and she purposely ghosted Gura so we talk about that instead of the Ukrainian nothing burger

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>>19419270
It was definitely this. You have to see the whole thing from her perspective. Someone who has essentially the same job as her being ripped from her position without any way to say goodbye to her fans. She didn't fully know why it happened so I'm sure she played the scenario out in her head of losing that connection to her chumbuds and shrimps. That stream was a way for her to not take her current relationship with us for granted and be present and in the moment. Kinda like when a friend's parent dies and you cherish the moments with your own due to being faced with the impermanence of life.

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>>19419889
The surprise Michael Jackson appearance would be amazing to watch her encounter

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Posting in the thread to let everyone know Gura is awake RIGHT NOW (is liking tweets).

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>>19421424
Except with Gura, every last one of us know where to find her if that ever happens.

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>>19414505
you're describing prayer, anon. you're praying to gura.

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>>19421816
Kek.
/ggg/ has truly evolved into a cult.

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>>19421896
Is there anything wrong with that though?

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The only thing she'll enjoy about elden ring is riding the horse. If she even makes it that far.

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I still have a little seethe when looking at that off-collab fanart without gura

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>>19421917
Of course not.

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>>19414505
i will try this tonight, do I have to kneel too?

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>>19421948
Had she gone to that offcollab we wouldn't have had those members streams. In the end it was a good thing.

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>>19422122
yeah, i just rewatched that member stream, gura is amazing

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>>19422122
i still wish she'd been allowed to go

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>>19421982
Will not be able to properly performance the rite until Gura releases a dakimakura.

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>>19421896
we only need a scripture

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>>19422180
i will try to make my own shrine first

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>>19422180
>shrine
god I wish I had my own fucking room to build a gura shrine

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>>19422170
Has she gone and the other girls became sick even if by coincidence, it would have been a shitfest. Gura said so herself, she didn't want to give the coof to her friends.

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>>19422524
excuse rejected

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So this is what Gura meant by saying she wanted to stream for years? Ready for more, chumbuds & shrimps?

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>>19419632
>fitgirl

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>>19422524
I’m sure Gura meant well when said that, but the reality is that if all of Holo-EN met up together in 2020, the original 5 members all got the cool.

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>>19421424
I think it was this partially, but like she said in the stream, I think she just wanted to offer an escape as for a moment both the real world and the chuuba sphere seemed like it was going to crack a little. She loves us and wants us to be able to be happy and she knows that for a lot of us she's our happy place.
Shark is a sweetheart and I love her.

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>>19422743
Good point, but so as long as Yagoo is micromanaging his own business, it becomes more stressful for everyone under him.

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>>19418942
Gary's mod

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>>19418942
power wash simulator
it says "power" right there in the name

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I am late to work

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Gura had recent Twitter activities. Either management hate or she is watching Nene.
I would say the former, she said several times that she likes her

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>>19418942
Binding of Isaac
Dynasty warrior style games

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>>19424460
Well done.

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>>19424656
If It weren't for zhangs dynasty warrior would have been perfect for her adhd brain

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I love Gura

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Gura is such a cute little goofball

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>>19424610
She’s definitely watching Nene right now

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>>19425079
i keep imagining that she was working on this and saying the whole time "oh my god this is so dumb", but i'm glad she went ahead with it because it's hilarious

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>>19424942
>Dynasty warrior style games
I'm talking about games like Hyrule Warriors and Persona Strikers.

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>>19425079
I wish she would post such short shitpost videos on her channel regularly

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>>19425220
hyrule warriors sucks and ATLUS won't be giving permission to hololive anytime soon

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>>19425301
atlus video game company pls

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>why? yes i do boycott every off-collab clip that is shown on my feed, no gura, simple as

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Sorry for barging into the thread, I'm from the world building general. We're currently trying to get representative for threads that we don't currently have, and /GGG/ seemed like one of the more important places to get a rep for due to the countries large size and geographically central location, and you're one of the last EN threads we don't have anything for. We're not demanding a rep of course, but if some one feels like showing up and writing some stuff for /GGG/ then the slot is open and would be greatly appreciated if filled.

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>>19426265
based

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>>19416566
how long did it take you to beat the reaper? Shit looks exhausting as fuck

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it's cute how her cat is coming in more and more often to help with the stream

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>>19426269
Might try when I wake up tomorrow, don't get your hopes up though

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>>19418942
>>19425301
What about De Blob and MadWorld?

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>>19421896
Gura and Kiara are probably the only EN members who have fans obsessed with that they could ask them to go do or support something and they do it without hesitation.

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>>19413606
Kusogaki behavior detected. Commence mating press.

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Elden ring hype

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>>19387847
>mfw Gura's height reach my nipples

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>>19426269
Man I woulda loved to autism something here considering I contributed to Holo-land a few months back, but this new thing is just nasty with all the other stuff I don't care about. I wish you luck in finding another writefag

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>>19426956
>Gura practiced for 20 hours yesterday
>is now going to do a lvl 1 Margit kill

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i'm spying on the mario kart competition and replacing gura's switch is... uhh... not time-sensitive

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>>19427256
>Gura practiced for 20 hours yesterday
>But it was Vampire Survivors

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>>19427337
>streams starts
>she’s just playing VS with an Elden Ring mod

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>>19427256
Elden ring is so easy, just poison everything

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>>19409182
I wanna give Gura some testosterone supplements so her voice will get deeper

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>>19427458
you can leave now

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>>19427458
Fuck off.

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>>19427485
>>19427550
I want her voice deeper than Mori's I want her to act look and sound less like a loli I want her to grow some damn tits

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>>19427572
you can die now

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>>19427563
everyone knows our oshi is the best at mario kart

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>>19427458
Based. moeshit voice is the worse

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>>19427256
she can just run around delving dungeons and she'll be overleveled and be able to kill boss in 5 hits max

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>>19428327
Go back yesman schizo.

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gura gets bodied next stream for every time someone calls her cute

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>>19428866
Gura stinky

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>>19428461
>she can just run around delving dungeons
Limgrave Mines has enough smithing stones and enemies that drop a lot of runes to get you through a good chunk of the early game. All she needs to do is unlock Maiden & Roundtable by exploring and she's golden. Carian Slicer on Demi-Human Queen's Staff is hardcore early on.

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She's going to cancel the stream today

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Can't wait for another day of "Gura convincing me to get another game despite my growing backlog"!

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>>19428327
>moeshit voice is the worse
Yes but Gura isn't that.

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>>19418942
Fallout New Vegas. It would be the perfect game for her, its got that, big guns, wacky shit, and cowboys. Too bad she'll never play it because of her RPG autism.

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>>19429949
just say to her that it's like skyrim

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Do you think she spent hours in character creation?

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Can't wait for my wife's stream tonight!!

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>>19430146
She already said she tried to make FF characters. Apparently that's her ideal cute.

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i wish that instead of super serious action plot game it could be power wash simulator

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>>19430207
inb4 she makes another chad just like in ark.

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GOOD MORNING GURAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Gura is awake

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>>19430449
That was her manager, false alarm.

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Just wanna say I love Gawr Gura (my wife).
Every morning before I go to work I quietly kiss her forehead as she sleeps, she always smiles. I normally work from home, but if I have to go into the office I always make sure to bring home a tasty treat as a little surprise; some baked goods, dinner, flowers, etc.
When she streams I hide in a separate part of the house and watch. After the stream I'll tell her it was a great one and pat her head, then lightly tease her about whatever silly things she said and we have a big laugh about it. Usually she works for another hour or so on "Hololive stuff" recording, talking to managers, etc. Then at bed time we usually cuddle and watch vtuber clips/streams. Eventually we hug and kiss, or make love, then she falls asleep in my arms, sometimes she hums a song. She's so cute when she sleeps. Sometimes she mumbles funny things or makes a funny face.
This is how times are with my lovely shark girl wife. No, not you. It's my life. This is real. No, I will NOT take my meds.

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>>19430207
Well she's definitely going to get Final Fantasy spirit.

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>>19430735
that's a guy, who cares

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>>19431047
rubrubrubrubrub

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>>19430756
People who enjoy making good characters?

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>>19415438
Completely this.

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>>19430723
I made this post, I also wanna thank you guys for your superchats, we really appreciate the support.

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>>19430723
>>19431128
My posts.

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>>19425237
What's realistically stopping her? Management?

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>>19431349
I believe that is what she said, or at least implied at one point

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Hey chumbuds. Don't you think that Gura kinda looks like, well, she's young and tiny, which reminds me of a....you know...

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>>19431388
Yep.

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>>19431424
A petite woman?

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>>19431349
Same reason she doesn't tweet, doesn't want it to spam up 3.8m sub boxes

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>>19431424
Exactly. Isn't that fucking hot?

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>>19430723
>>19431128
>>19431310
Weird that I don't remember making three posts but I guess I must have

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>>19431424

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>>19431456
All me. (Gura's Husband)

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>>19431349
Maybe she's worried she'll turn into the children on tictoc

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>>19431424

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>>19431349
HERnigger invasion

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>>19431569
As much as I hate them Gura doesn't seem to mind them that much. Management on the other hand could be stopping her for that reason.

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Gurass

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>>19431349
She wanted to post Skyrim VR shorts at some point but management said no, so yeah, management is to blame.

But man, she really knows how to pick the least vr-sickness friendly games with Skyrim and Minecraft.

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>>19431047
FROTARFROTARFROTARFROTARFROTARFROTARFROTARFROTARFROTARFROTAR

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>>19431456
The meme with the shrimp that got kissed is starting to make sense

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Gura will probably be sleepy tonight after watching Nene concert.
But the adrenaline she will gets from the game will get her up

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I love her so much bros... Is that wrong? Am I sick?

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>rewatching the duolingo stream (yes really)
>into the SC reading gura starts folding her laundry
thanks youtube, I've forgotten it was that stream where she did that

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>>19431811
Nope, but gura is sick

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>>19431437
rubrubrubrubrub

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>>19431757
I think it's cute how some people here think she actually stays up to watch JP streams or gives a shit about them in general beyond briefly tuning in when bored. She literally just chose sleep over calling in live to bae's birthday, do you really think she's making a point to stay up for a fucking nene concert?

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>>19431929
She also chose to sleep instead of watching the off collab

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>>19431811
I think it would be weirder not to love her

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i hope we get to see gura and maybe other EN in hologra after holofes

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>>19411767
Wretched Chad.

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>>19431929
She was active on twitter during the stream and liked Nene's tweet about it, so she was watching this one. In general she shuts off hololive stuff in her downtime though.

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>>19411767
Astrologer

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>>19431929
>>19432338
She does really like Lives, so it wouldn't surprise me if she tries to watch those when she can.

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Would you consider suicide if Gura ghosted us like Sana is doing?

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>>19411767
Which class looks the dirtiest?

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>>19411767
Didn't she say she picked warrior?

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>>19432548
These questions are so dumb.
>how would you react if gura did something she would never do

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>>19432548
who

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>>19432583
she ghosts us regularly so claiming she would never ghost us for a long period is absurd

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>>19432548
who???
this is a gura thread sir

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>>19432548
i dont like going out of this bunker so tell me what is sana doing now

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>>19432688
Other than being forced into a collab to shill a shit tier cover, she hasn't streamed in half a month

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New Vampire Survivors update, probably going to see her stream the game again next schedule.

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>>19432792
Good.

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>>19432792
Damn..

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Is gura dead?

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>>19432792
I know that Gura likes it but still...

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>>19432857
goob goob is alive and well. I just farted and pulled the sheet over.

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>>19432857
Yes

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>>19432824
>>19432866
if gura ends up not playing a game she enjoys on-stream not because of permission problems but because she thinks faggot fans don't want to watch it, I will be very upset

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>>19432688
She posts Genshin impact on her roommate while never posting on her holo twitter and hasn’t streamed for so long that even normalfags think she’s graduating

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>>19432989
Nah, fuck that game, those streams have been complete garbage. Just stream something else.

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>>19432792
>new stage
noice, 5 hours stream here we go

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>>19433052
Fuck you.

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>>19432792
Yes... Perfect...
Keep giving my cun cun that dopamine rush.
Keep inching her closer to corruption.

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>>19432792
>next schedule
she's gonna replace within skerry for it

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>>19410863
That brat needs her ass spanked

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>>19433113
God I hope so

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>>19433017
It's incredible to me that someone can be handed a free ticket to be set for life financially and just completely squander it. Literally all she had to do was just show up. Must be from a rich family I guess.

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>>19432989
She can play whatever she wants and enjoys, I will still watch it. If however she plays a game I enjoy, it's nice a bonus.

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>>19433052
Kill yourself, you don't love Gura.

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>>19433052
Just for you, I'm going to SC her telling her there's a new update.

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Did gura appear in the newspaper Ina did?

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>>19433195
Yeah, every holomem did.

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>>19433017
I don't usually like being so harsh to the talents but if this is how Sana is going to "perform" I think she should be punished.

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>>19433195
yes

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>>19433256
thank god it's not the fucking default pose again

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>>19433150
There's a giant backlog of old games and constant flood of new games she would enjoy that don't result in her sitting there silent besides making random noises for four hours. Not every second of your life is going to be spent doing exactly what you want to do at all times, she can easily find something else that won't result in dogshit streams.

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>>19433302
You can just not watch her streams if she plays a game you don't like.

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>>19410859

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>>19433302
Fuck off gameplay fag

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>>19433302
Back to /v/ with you

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>>19433283
>generic gao pose
It's better but still...

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>>19433417
Ok? I'd still rather her stream something I do want to watch instead
>>19433448
Did you even read my post? My issue isn't with the game, it's the fact that gura has fuck all to talk about and has to put most of her energy towards concentrating on the game. They're just objectively bad streams relative to what she usually puts out.

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>>19433302
>Gura is having fun and enjoying the game so much she gives us longer than usual streams
>No, don't do that! Play something else! I care more about the game than I do you having fun!
You are beyond retarded.

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>>19432989
I hope she has played enough of Elden Ring to know where or not she'll actually enjoy it. Cause if she doesn't like it I'd rather she play Vampire Survivor again. Gura having fun makes for the best streams.

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>>19433534
>Gura having fun playing something is bad
Like I said, fuck off if you would rather she plays something she doesn't like just for you.

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>>19433534
You don't find it cute that your oshi gets so engrossed in a game that she puts all her concentration in it? Maybe you need to find a new oshi.

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>>19433139
it baffles me too. it seems so fucking easy

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>>19433542
>I care more about the game than I do you having fun!
You have a serious mental disability if you think that's what I'm saying.
>>19433579
You too, holy fuck

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>>19433240
Same, it’s so unprofessional

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>>19433225
Cool
>>19433256
Does it say?
>>19410859
Link to the original?

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>>19433671
oh now i get it
your another one of them false of flaggers come to try your skills in this split
its okay, you do you my friend, its always nice to see people talk to their sockpuppets for hours on end
its cute, though not in a gura cute way, like "your dick is small" cute

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>>19433691
So we're in agreement that she needs to be spanked publically on her big brown ass

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>>19433671
Funny they're calling you a gameplay fag when those streams are entirely about the gameplay and Gura barely talks in them

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>>19433756
I want Gura to look at me like this. T u T

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>>19433671
You're basically saying that Gura should do zatsudan streams instead of games. I understand your preference, but it's irrelevant. Gura will stream what she wants and you will have to deal with it. Whining about it here will just make people think you're a shit stirrer out for (You)s. Learn to enjoy the shark no matter what.

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i don't care what she streams she can read the dictionary front to back on stream i just want to hear her voice

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>>19433671
You're the one that's complaining about the game that Gura is having fun with because you're bored. Fuck off and do something else then.

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>>19433671
You said you'd rather watch her do something you like rather than her having fun. Fuck off retard

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>>19433953
>i just want to hear her voice
It's all I need to hear sometimes.

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>>19431424
a cute and funny kid

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>>19433953
she can just stare at me for 3 hours and I wouldn't complain

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I hope gura plays Elden Ring with a controller, kb+m support was definitely an afterthought for From.

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>>19434139
Most multi-port games are always like that, with the pc port getting shafted in controls and optimization.

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>>19434139
Hasent it always desu?

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>>19434204
>>19434196
You'd think they would get their shit together by now. It's not their first PC port.

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>>19434266
I get the feeling they make the game for control anyways desu.

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>>19434279
>Tiger shark

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>>19434266
PC master race bros...
We lost.

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>>19434415
*Plugs in a control to my PC*
Hey look it works.

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>>19434266
japanese console autism

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>>19434415
I've been playing on PC with a controller just fine. I don't think souls games would feel very good to play with mouse and keyboard even if they did spend more time on the controls.

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>>19434471
>>19434496
Yeah you just have to kneel and use a controller and you can simulate having a superior console.

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>>19434127

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>>19434652
>superior console.
One or two genres work better on control big whoop. I am gonna beat this stupid game with guitar hero control to shut you up now.

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>>19434693
I want Gura to wrap her pissy legs around by face.

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Child!

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>>19434711
Looking foward to the video evidence

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>>19434741
cutest and funniest kid

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>>19434779
My pinkies are gonna be fucked desu.

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>>19434805
I will unironically kneel if you do it.
And post a Pic.

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My wife is still awake!

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Gura has been doing her Twitter reps lately

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Love my zoomer shark wife.

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she's a shark

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Hora dorufin hora doru fan
Hora dorufin doru fan doru fon

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>>19435259
yeah?

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Powernap day for Gura.
Elden Ring is gonna be funky

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im amazed at how horrible her sleep schedule is right now

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>>19435262

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>>19435259
shaaaaaaaaark

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>>19435283
>right now